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After an effective demonstration on the Chief's office, KAOS threatens to use their new supersonic boom machine to destroy New York City. Max and 99 must find where the machine is located, but KAOS has planned a way to confuse and disorient them. Farley Granger guest stars. (Bill Dana, brother of Irving Szathmary, who composed the series' iconic music, has an uncredited cameo as a pedestrian.)
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00:00Ready, Chief?
00:07Ready, Max.
00:09Okay, start.
00:14Well, it certainly is good to get to relax again, isn't it, Chief?
00:19It certainly is. It's a little hard to believe.
00:21We haven't had any trouble from chaos in almost a week now.
00:24Yes, that's because they've finally come to realize that Maxwell Smart is too much for them.
00:29That he's always one step ahead of them.
00:32That he always has the upper hand.
00:35I win.
00:35No, you don't, Chief. My knuckles aren't touching the desk, right, 99?
00:39Let me see if I can slip a piece of paper under.
00:41Will you ease up a little, Chief, so she can get the paper under there?
00:44I win.
00:44Want to try again?
00:45You tricked me.
00:46I did not trick you. I outwitted you the same way that I've always outwitted chaos.
00:50That's why they've closed shop and given up.
00:59Professor Van Gunther, I want the sonic boom machine to zero in exactly on the Chief of Control's office.
01:10I have it now. It is right on target.
01:14I shall have the pleasure of pressing the firing button.
01:17How long will it take for the sound wave to hit Control?
01:23Sound travels at approximately 1100 feet per second.
01:27Control headquarters is 10 miles from here.
01:30So, it should be there by now.
01:37Well, Chief, you didn't have to slam my hand down so hard.
02:41Keeve? Max? Where are you?
03:11What do you suppose it was, an earthquake or a bomb?
03:15Maybe it was a sonic boom.
03:17A sonic boom, 99. We're ten stories underground.
03:21Oh, Max.
03:22Well, that's our air force for you, Chief. They'll get you no matter where you are.
03:28Hello, former Control Headquarters, Maxwell Smart speaking.
03:42This is Chaos Calling. Have your control personnel tune in to our television broadcast at exactly 12 noon tomorrow.
03:52We don't take orders from Chaos.
03:54Would you prefer a slightly stronger sample of the blast you just experienced?
03:59What channel?
04:00Well, the NCS Network presents the following program in living color.
04:08Hi there. Don't be disturbed, America. We are taking over all television communications.
04:15Now, your set will black out for a brief time while we deliver an important personal message.
04:21What happened, Chief? It was just beginning to get exciting.
04:25Why, thanks for us.
04:26Good afternoon, members of Control.
04:29Yesterday, we gave you a little taste of the destructive potential of our sonic boom machine.
04:36Used full strength, it can totally destroy any city.
04:40If Chaos is not paid $50 million within 48 hours, we will destroy New York City.
04:49Remember, gentlemen, 48 hours.
04:52We now return you to the program in progress.
04:58What did you do that for, Chief? That was a John Wayne movie.
05:01This is important. We have exactly 48 hours to locate and destroy that sonic boom machine.
05:0648 hours? That's not much time.
05:08What do you mean, that's not much time? 48 hours is plenty of time.
05:11Remember the Calasino case? We cracked that case in only three days.
05:14That's three days and 72 hours.
05:16Oh.
05:16We only have 48 hours.
05:1748 hours? Gee, that isn't much time.
05:20According to the lab, that sonic boom originated in this city.
05:24Now, we've got to locate that machine.
05:26I want Washington covered from A Street to Z Street.
05:38Max, why do we stop?
05:47The chief is trying to contact us on the radio.
05:49Oh.
05:51Hello, Max.
05:52Here, chief.
05:53We've located a prime suspect, and he's somewhere in your area.
05:56Now, listen to this.
05:58You're in the vicinity of the Lincoln Memorial.
06:00Now, you drive to coordinate 16B.
06:02Go three and a quarter miles to coordinate 23P.
06:05Proceed crossroads to Alpha.
06:07Now, turn left and proceed one mile to the Royal Rest Trailer Park.
06:11You should be able to make contact with the suspect there.
06:12Have you got that?
06:13Not all of it, chief.
06:14What part didn't you get?
06:16The part I have to listen to this.
06:20It's all right, chief. I have it.
06:21We're on our way.
06:22We're on a wild goose chase, 99.
06:45He's just getting his car washed.
06:47Max, didn't you notice anything unusual?
06:49Absolutely nothing.
06:50But he didn't get out of his car.
06:53Wait a minute, 99.
06:54I did notice something unusual.
06:55What, Max?
06:56He didn't get out of his car.
06:57We better follow him in.
07:10Quick, 99.
07:11Roll your window up!
07:20What are you doing, Max?
07:29I'm trying to keep my eye on that chaos engine, but it's not easy.
07:33He's gone, 99. He's gone.
07:51Max, he was right in front of us.
07:53Well, he's got to be around here someplace.
07:54Here is the script for your next chaos threat.
08:08I'll give it everything I've got.
08:09Where could he have gone, Max?
08:17I don't know, but we've got to find him.
08:20Oh, boy, what luck.
08:22Do you see him?
08:22No, but I just realized I'm wearing my wash-and-wear suit.
08:26What's that, Max?
08:27Oh, it's probably nothing.
08:29Maybe a dryer.
08:30No, no, Gaucho.
09:00I don't want Mr. Smart and his friend dead.
09:02Not yet.
09:03Why not?
09:08I'm worried.
09:10It's just possible they may have contacted their headquarters
09:13and told them they were following me.
09:15Control may have a general idea where our sonic boom machine is.
09:19What can you do?
09:20It is too heavy to move.
09:22Gaucho.
09:23Before I went to work for Chaos,
09:27I was an actor.
09:30I am going to make Mr. Smart believe our sonic boom machine is in South America.
09:36Before I'm through, he will call his chief and tell him that.
09:39I don't understand.
09:42I'm just a simple killer.
09:44Just do as you're told.
09:46Get the illusion room ready.
09:52What are you doing, Max?
09:55I'm trying to get my foot loose.
09:57I figure if I can get my shoe phone up high enough,
09:59maybe you can dial it with your nose.
10:01I'm afraid there's no use, Max.
10:05I must be getting old, 99.
10:06Why do you say that?
10:07To fall for that old hideout under the car wash trick.
10:10Don't blame yourself.
10:11Your government has less than 24 hours to pay the money.
10:1850 million.
10:19Plus $1.50.
10:21$1.50?
10:23Don't forget the car wash.
10:24They have white walls.
10:25Aren't you overlooking the fact that other control agents may find this place
10:29before you use the sonic boom machine?
10:31Not at all, my dear.
10:32We're quite concerned about that.
10:34That's why we're in the process of moving it a long, long way from here.
10:38Your unexpected visit forces us to take you with us.
10:41When control learns that you are our prisoners,
10:44it will make our bargaining position even more advantageous.
10:48He's right about that.
10:49We're true of control's top agents.
10:51Since we'll be traveling on a commercial jet,
10:56a conventional blindfold would draw undue attention.
11:00You, therefore, will be disguised as a young couple
11:02recovering from an automobile accident
11:04with serious arm and head injuries.
11:07Yes, well, that's all very well and good,
11:09except we don't have any injuries.
11:13You do now.
11:21Max, we've got to find out where they're taking us.
11:48Keep track of everything you hear, feel, and smell.
11:51Check.
11:52All right.
11:54Up the stairs.
11:55I smell trouble.
11:58I feel it.
12:02Step.
12:05Step.
12:07Step.
12:08Step.
12:09Stop.
12:10Step.
12:10Step.
12:11Step.
12:12Listen, when you get all that money from the government,
12:14I suggest you buy an elevator.
12:16Step down.
12:20Step.
12:22Step.
12:23Step.
12:24Step.
12:25Step.
12:26Step.
12:26Step.
12:27Into the car.
12:38Duck.
12:38Duck.
12:45Duck.
12:46Step.
12:47Step.
12:53International Airport.
12:55Hurry.
12:59No tricks, please.
13:00I'll be following you in my car.
13:02I'll be following you in my car.
13:02I'll be following you in my car.
13:04I'll be following you in my car.
13:06I'll be following you in my car.
13:16Who's ever driving this car ought to have his license taken away.
13:23Listen to that guy.
13:25Knock off the horn, dummy!
13:26They're not taking us to the airport.
13:29Well, we'll know soon enough.
13:31There's a perfume factory on the way to the airport.
13:33We should be able to smell it.
13:34That's right.
13:40Max, I smell it now.
13:41Me too.
13:42Now, according to my calculations,
13:44we should be coming to some construction very soon.
13:46We'll have to take a detour on a very bumpy road.
13:49Max, you're amazing!
13:57Not really, 99.
13:58Any superior person could do it.
13:59We should be getting back on the highway now very soon.
14:04But it rained yesterday,
14:05and there's a depression that usually fills with water around here.
14:08You should have rolled up your windows now, guys.
14:16We should be turning into the airport now.
14:17All right.
14:27Everybody out.
14:29The plane is loading already.
14:31We'll have to hurry.
14:31All right.
14:47Flight 303 for London.
14:56Fasteners now loading gate 3.
15:01Well, you could have parked a little closer to the airport.
15:10On the ramp.
15:11Into the plane.
15:20Ah, welcome aboard.
15:22Oh, you're the injured couple.
15:24Well, if there is anything I can do, please call.
15:27Right.
15:28We'll call if we need help.
15:34Of course, we don't need any right now.
15:38These three seats are ours.
15:41Three seats, eh?
15:42Tourists.
15:43Huh.
15:44And I thought chaos had clashed.
15:54You can have the window seat, 99.
15:59Ladies and gentlemen,
16:00welcome aboard flight 223.
16:04We will be taking off momentarily.
16:06Our cruising speed will be 600 miles per hour,
16:10and we will be flying at an altitude of 35,000 feet.
16:15Oh.
16:16Well, don't tell me you're afraid to fly, Mr. Smart.
16:19No, it's just that I get airsick.
16:24Ladies and gentlemen,
16:25will you please observe the no smoking signs?
16:28We're going straight up, 99.
16:40It's a jet, Max.
16:49Oh, Max, this is hopeless.
16:51How are we ever going to let the chief know where we are?
16:53I don't know, 99,
16:54but I'm going to find out one thing.
16:57Stewardess!
17:03Yes, sir?
17:04Is this a movie flight?
17:06Oh, right, Mr. Smart.
17:08No more talking till the end of the flight.
17:11Or else.
17:14Well, I guess we better get some sleep, 99.
17:17Put your head on my shoulder.
17:18Okay.
17:18Okay.
17:18Ladies and gentlemen,
17:30we have just arrived at Ovisia Airport.
17:33We trust you have had a pleasant trip,
17:36and will fly with us again soon.
17:38Ovisia Airport?
17:39Where are we, Max?
17:41Simple, 99.
17:42You heard us say it.
17:43Ovisia Airport.
17:44But where's that?
17:45It must be right outside of Ovisia.
17:48Good thinking, Max.
17:56Now, that trip wasn't all that bad, was it?
17:59Yes, but if you don't mind,
18:01next time I'd like to contact my friendly travel agent.
18:05Excuse us.
18:05We have to unload the sonic boom machine.
18:11Max, we've got to figure out where we are
18:13and let the chief know.
18:14Right, 99.
18:15Now, let's see.
18:17We flew for 10 hours at about a speed of 600 miles an hour.
18:22Let's see.
18:22That would be 6 times 10.
18:25Carry the 6 would be...
18:266,000.
18:2799.
18:28If you're going to keep interrupting me,
18:29I'll never figure this out.
18:31Now, let's see.
18:326 times 10.
18:336,000 miles.
18:346,000 miles.
18:35Now, according to the heat,
18:37we must have flown south
18:39unless we flew north on a hot day.
18:41Max, I just remembered something.
18:43Ibiza Airport is outside of Buenos Aires.
18:46Yes, of course.
18:47It all fits in.
18:48Ibiza Airport,
18:50the heat,
18:50the long trip,
18:51the man named Gaucho.
18:5399, this may come as a shock to you,
18:55but I think we're in Buenos Aires.
18:58You did it, Max.
19:00Well, after all, 99,
19:02just how long do they think they can fool Maxwell Smart?
19:04The plan is working perfectly.
19:08Smart will call his chief on his shoe phone,
19:10and while control is searching Argentina,
19:13no one will think to look for us here.
19:15Hello, chief.
19:16It's me, Max.
19:17Max, where are you?
19:18I thought you and 99 were goners.
19:20No, chief.
19:20We're alive and living in Argentina.
19:23Argentina?
19:24Are you sure?
19:25Are you kidding, chief?
19:26Have I ever steered you wrong yet?
19:28May I speak to 99, please?
19:32Yes, chief.
19:3399, are you really in Argentina?
19:36Yes, chief.
19:36We're somewhere in Buenos Aires.
19:38They've moved the sonic boom machine here.
19:40All right, 99,
19:41hold out as long as you can.
19:42We'll mobilize every force at our command.
19:44Right, chief.
19:45This is a national emergency.
19:49Get me the strategic air command.
19:57Hello, Mr. President.
19:59I'm afraid we're gonna have to make a little apology to...
20:02Argentina.
20:0599, there's gotta be a way out of here.
20:10Max, what's behind those cobwebs?
20:12Well, probably just some more cobwebs.
20:18But it looks like a round metallic object.
20:21You're right, 99.
20:22It is a round metallic object.
20:24We better take a look at it.
20:26Thank you, Melissa.
20:38Thank you, Melissa.
20:38Thank you, Melissa.
21:05well 99 all i have to do now is find some argentinian who understands my high school
21:13spanish uh por favor uh el por favor el policio yo soy americano sorry phil don't speak spanish
21:23boy you in the wrong neighborhood how do you like that i gotta pick the only guy in argentina
21:28that doesn't speak spanish 99 there's something very strange going on around here max look at
21:34that sign car wash what does car wash mean in spanish it means the car wash it means we're
21:41still in washington we haven't been anywhere and we almost fell for it there's only 10 minutes
21:47until their sonic boom machine destroys new york 99 you go and call the chief i'm going back in
21:51there max you can't do that you don't even have a gun you'll be killed this is no time to worry me
21:5599 get going
21:56thank you
23:05Reset the dials.
23:07My perfect revenge.
23:10Years ago, Hollywood turned me down.
23:13And now, the whole town wiped out in one big dissolve.
23:20The morning signal.
23:21Someone is coming.
23:22It doesn't matter now.
23:23Reset the dials.
23:24All right.
23:28Fade out, Hollywood.
23:34All right, get away from that dial.
23:36Set the dial.
23:39All right, drop it.
23:41Get over there.
23:43All right, get your hands up.
23:44Up.
23:58Hello, Chief.
23:59Max, I just got word from 99.
24:01Did you get to the machine in time?
24:02Of course I did.
24:04Good work, Max.
24:05You know, it's hard to believe that one of these buttons could blow up a whole city.
24:12Max!
24:13Chief, don't tell me that was the button to the office.
24:17Max, you pressed the button to the office!
24:19I asked you not to tell me that.
24:21I asked you not to tell me that.
24:21I asked you not to tell me that.
24:48I asked you not to tell me that...
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