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IH Industries acquires KAOS, led by a man with an iron fist named Ironhand. He manages to infiltrate CONTROL headquarters, but did not find what he was looking for: the Anti-Anti-Anti-Missile-Missile plans. The Chief decides the best way to transport the plans to safety is to assign Max and 99 to Operation Baby Buggy Switch. The actual switch involved 12 baby buggies and 16 CONTROL agents, performing an intricate maneuver in the style of a Busby Berkeley number. (It was choreographed by Adams' wife Dorothy Bracken.)
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00:00The End
00:30We're right on time now Marco must be waiting for us somewhere in this basement
00:35Signal him with your flashlight Max
00:36Right Chief
00:37Gee Chief, did you see how quick he answered my signal?
00:43I know, signal him again Max
00:45Boy is he fast
00:50He's too fast
00:51Max, turn your flashlight on and leave it on
00:54But that's not the signal Chief
00:55I know that, just turn it on
00:57Just as I thought
00:58Max, that's our reflection, you're signaling a mirror
01:01And it answered me?
01:03Turn it off Max
01:04There's Marco now
01:08Now remember, he has vital information concerning chaos
01:11We must find out what it is
01:12I'll be upstairs watching the entrance
01:14Right Chief
01:14Oh Max, shine your flashlight on the stairs so I can find my way up
01:18Right Chief
01:18Chief, are you alright?
01:27Don't ever do that
01:31Thanks
01:31Would you mind keeping your flashlight on the stairs until I get all the way up?
01:35Sorry about that Chief
01:36Marco, where are you?
01:49I'm over here
01:50Turn on your light
01:51Are you Maxwell smart?
01:54What?
01:55I said, are you Maxwell smart?
01:57Yes
01:57Are you Marco?
01:58What?
01:59I said, are you Marco?
02:01Yes
02:01What?
02:02I said, yes
02:03Good
02:04What?
02:05I said
02:05This is ridiculous
02:08We can't hold a secret conversation
02:10Yelling at the top of our voices
02:12Look, why don't you get on top of that barrel?
02:14Good idea
02:15Turn on the light
02:16I have top secret information concerning chaos
02:26What?
02:27I have top secret information con-
02:30Never mind, I'll sit down
02:32Chaos has just been acquired by I.H. Industries
02:37Of course, I.H. Industries
02:40Who's I.H. Industries?
02:42They're a very big conglomerate
02:44They already own steel companies, airlines, oil companies, and a chain of pizza parlors
02:50With all that capital behind them, there'll be no stopping chaos
02:54The man behind I.H. Industries is a fiend
02:56A madman
02:58And now that he owns chaos, he's out to control the world
03:01Well, who is this madman?
03:02Iron Hand
03:03I made it
03:08I made it
03:10What are you talking about?
03:11Well, don't you see?
03:12In the movies, whenever the informer says his name is
03:16A shot rings out and he's killed
03:18I fooled him
03:19I didn't give him a chance
03:20I said his name first and I'm alive
03:23Oh, well, that's very clever
03:24Oh, thank you
03:25Except for one thing
03:27I didn't get the name
03:28Oh, you didn't?
03:29Well, his name is
03:30His name is
03:32Thank you
03:33Thank you
04:02Thank you
04:03Thank you
04:04¶¶
04:34Well, Chief, I got here as quick as I could. What's up?
04:57What do you mean, what's up?
04:58Take a look at this office.
05:02How come I wasn't invited to the party?
05:04In fact, Chaos was here.
05:06You invited Chaos to the party and you didn't invite me?
05:09Chaos broke in here and ransacked my office.
05:12Well, I don't understand, Chief.
05:13Chaos has never been able to penetrate control headquarters before.
05:17Well, that'll give you some idea of what we're up against now.
05:19This man who took over Chaos is cunning, diabolical, ingenious.
05:23But there's one thing he's not.
05:24What's that?
05:25Neat.
05:26Look at my telephone.
05:28Look at that. Somebody with incredible strength did that.
05:31And look at that wall safe, ripped out of three feet of steel and concrete.
05:36What do you suppose Chaos was after, Chief?
05:37I know perfectly well what they were after, what they've been after for several months now.
05:41The plans of the A-A-A-M-M.
05:43You're stammering, Chief.
05:44I don't stammer.
05:45You always stammer when you get upset.
05:47I'm not upset.
05:49When I said the A-A-A-M-M, I meant the anti-anti-anti-missile missile.
05:53See what I mean?
05:54Thank heavens the plans weren't in the safe.
05:56And the way things are looking now, I don't think they'll be safe anywhere in Washington.
06:00Max, I'm going to sign you and 99 to get those plans safely out of Washington.
06:04Well, I don't think that's such a good idea, Chief.
06:07I'd rather you didn't put 99 on the case.
06:09After all, she is pregnant, you know.
06:10That's precisely why I want her on this case.
06:12Her condition is a perfect cover for this operation.
06:14Now, Max, you and 99 are to contact Agent 44 at this address,
06:21the Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar.
06:23Is that Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar?
06:26No, no, no.
06:26Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar is on Balboa Boulevard.
06:29You're to go to Bunny Beebe's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar on Bonnaby Boulevard.
06:44Oh, we're just browsing.
07:11Come on, 99.
07:13We've got to find Agent 44.
07:14Right.
07:19Oh, Max.
07:21Look at this adorable carriage.
07:2399, will you come on?
07:24We can't stop to look at carriages now.
07:26Let's buy it, Max.
07:27We can't buy a carriage now.
07:29You don't buy a carriage before the baby is born.
07:31You buy a carriage after the baby is born.
07:34But, Max, it's marked down.
07:3699, I'm sorry, but we're not going to buy this carriage.
07:41Besides, it's taken.
07:43Hello, 86.
07:44Is that you, 44?
07:45No, it's Spiro Agnew.
07:47Of course it's me.
07:48Who else would get a job like this?
07:50Spiro Agnew?
07:51How are you feeling, 99?
07:53Oh, I'm fine, 44.
07:54Do you have our instructions, 44?
07:56Right here under the blanket.
07:59This doll will give you your instructions.
08:01All you have to do is pull the string.
08:03Thank you, 44.
08:04We'll see you later.
08:05Gee, I wish there was something we could do for you.
08:08Oh, don't pay any attention to my complaining, 86.
08:11Every so often, these assignments get to me and I get fed up.
08:15Then I talk to myself and I realize I'm a control agent.
08:18And I'm here because this is the way I've chosen
08:21to serve my country and my fellow man.
08:24Good afternoon, 86 and 99.
08:41A baby carriage specially constructed by the Controlled Weapons Lab
08:44has been delivered to the store.
08:46Using that baby carriage as a cover,
08:47you will pick up the AAAMM plans in three parts.
08:51In three parts?
08:52Each part is useless without the other two.
08:56You're to take the carriage.
08:57It's the blue one with the soul tag on it.
08:59Then proceed immediately to 99's obstetrician.
09:02You will make contact with someone in the office
09:04who will give you further instructions.
09:06Good luck.
09:07In five seconds, this doll will wet.
09:09What?
09:09Not what, Max.
09:11Wet.
09:23Max, look at this.
09:2699, I think this is it.
09:28But it just looks like an ordinary carriage to me, Max.
09:31What weapons do you suppose they build into it?
09:33I don't know, 99.
09:38Max, stop it!
09:44Max, turn it off!
09:50No wonder this carriage was marked down.
09:53All right.
10:11$8,210.
10:14No wonder this.
10:17No wonder this.
10:18which one do you think is our contact max the one in the black raincoat how do you know well 99
10:33when you've been a secret agent as long as i have you begin to sense these things
10:37i'll go over and sit next to her and give her the password
10:40pussycat pussycat where have you been oh well that's not the password i've been to london to
10:59visit the queen oh do you know her that's the password pick up part two of the plans at
11:05stillmore's drugstore here's part one how are we going to recognize our contact here max the same
11:14way that we recognized our contact at the last place by using the password well please try to
11:20be a little more discreet this time max that may be our contact now pussycat pussycat where have you
11:32been i've been to london to visit the queen you pick up the tight part of the plans on the corner of
11:39grant and sherman right before you go i just want to tell you that's a great disguise you're wearing
11:45fella what disguise i'm a real lady
11:47that's why we've been waiting here for two hours no one's tried to contact us yet but we have to
11:55stay here 99 i just can't go around knocking on everybody's door and saying pussycat pussycat
12:00where have you been hey watch where you're throwing the papers kid max look that kid must have been
12:10the contact this newspaper must be the third part of the plans you're right 99 look right here in the
12:16index part one news part two sports part three secret plans no no just call the chief and find out
12:22where to deliver the plans the chief is really going to be proud of us 99 do you realize that we've
12:26carried off this whole operation without being spotted once well crawford it's obvious that the
12:33triple a double m plans are in that baby carriage right right and once they're in my possession those
12:39plans will bring me enough capital to buy out other corporations and industries eventually i'll rule
12:45the stock market and when i rule the stock market i'll rule the world and i'll rule the world
12:53like i rule everything else with an iron
12:58yes thank you i'll inform them of that immediately iron hand congress absolutely refuses to grant your
13:18airlines any routes over the pacific very well all right if that's the way they wish to play
13:26call my construction company tell them to go ahead with the plans to build a freeway to japan
13:31yes sir and bring me a fresh globe yes sir now where was i we were talking about getting the a a a
13:38mm plants from control oh yes and now we'll relieve maxwell smart of those plans by three o'clock this
13:45afternoon i want them here on this
13:49you see what you did if you brought me the fresh globe when i asked for it this wouldn't have happened
13:59send in my best man
14:10and a carpenter
14:13got a little business for you to attend to earl
14:21these are your instructions
14:23good luck
14:26send in my second best man
14:34max this carriage will never fit in your car
14:42no but it'll fit in the trunk 99
14:44i'll fold up the carriage 99 right max
14:50max there are two chaos agents watching us hurry
14:56i will 99 if i can just find out how to fold up this carriage
14:59well usually there's a lever that releases a spring
15:01you're right 99
15:02max they're getting out of their car hurry
15:04this must be it
15:06you know something 99 i don't think this carriage folds up
15:14it doesn't matter anymore max we don't have a car to put it in
15:18all right mr smart we'll take that carriage you wouldn't like it it doesn't fold up
15:33it's not the carriage we're interested in it's what's inside
15:36you mean this not the bottle the plans
15:40oh well then we can throw this away
15:42i don't understand it larabie max should have picked up the third part of those plans and
15:56reported in by now
15:57you're right chief
15:58larabie are you hiding something from me
15:59why do you say that chief
16:01because ever since you got back from lunch you've been standing there with your hands behind your back
16:04let me see your hands
16:06what's that on your hand larabie
16:09i bought it at lunch and i got stuck on my fingers
16:11why don't you get some oil and get it off
16:14there's no point in doing that chief
16:16tonight's my bowling night
16:17i'm afraid something's happened to max
16:21control headquarters larabie speaking
16:25oh just a moment
16:27it's max you want to talk to him
16:29max where have you been
16:33well chief we picked up all three parts of the plans
16:36then we were attacked by two chaos agents but we got away
16:38somehow they found out the plans were in the baby carriage
16:41we were afraid that would happen
16:42you were
16:43yes but we were prepared for it now listen carefully max
16:46proceed to the airport directly as planned
16:48but what if we're followed chief
16:50well don't worry about that as soon as you get to the terminal
16:52we're going to put operation baby buggy switch into effect
16:55operation baby buggy switch
16:57but chief that'll require 15 agents to carry out that operation
17:01i've got 16
17:0316 oh it'll never work with 16 chief
17:05well of course it will max it'll work better with 16 than it will with 15
17:09well i'm not so sure about that but we'll see
17:12in the meantime 99 and i'll leave immediately for the airport
17:15good
17:15larabie get the president on the hotline immediately
17:19right chief
17:20hello
17:22hello
17:23hello i can't get the operator
17:26well jiggle receiver
17:27larabie you smashed the hotline how am i going to get the president
17:33i'll get him for you chief
17:35mr president
17:45larabie you can't call the president that way
17:49what do you want
17:51i'll have to call you back helen i think my boss wants me
18:04i'll have to call you back helen i think my boss wants me
18:18i'll cancel all my appointments today i'm going to the airport
18:23it's holding up max he should have been here five minutes ago i don't know
18:39i'll have to call you back to the airport
18:41here he comes now chief
18:42good i'll give the signal to start the buggy switch
18:46attention flight 86 now arriving gate three
18:52well 99 we made it operation baby buggy switch is about to begin
18:57i'd better get to my station right away max goodbye love
19:04we've got to call you back to the hotel
19:06well thank you i think i've said for the reason why we've been there
19:07yeah we've got to call you back to the hotel
19:09kadar
19:12i've been there too far
19:15i've been there too far
19:16well thank you
19:17we've got to call you back to the hotel
20:18Attention. Attention. All passengers departing on flight 86, please report to gate 3.
20:26Oh, tough luck, fella.
20:50Allow me to introduce myself, Mr. Smart. My name is Iron Hand. I'm the president of IH Industries, the company that has just acquired Chaos. We also own Monarch Steel, Royal Oil, Orbit Airlines, United Broadcasting Corporation, Computer Electronics, and the San Diego Zoo.
21:06Oh, well, in that case...
21:09And now, Mr. Smart, hand me the triple A double M plans.
21:12The what?
21:13The, uh, A-A-A-M-M-M.
21:15You're stammering.
21:16I know. I always do that whenever I get nervous. Now, Mr. Smart, give me the plans. I know they're in that carriage.
21:23Yeah, well, I'm afraid you're mistaken, Mr. Iron Hand.
21:25Hand them over, or I'll crush you.
21:32Excuse me for laughing into your hand, Mr. Iron Face, but the plans that you're talking about happen to be on a plane on their way to a top-secret destination.
21:42Where?
21:43Okinawa.
21:45I don't believe you.
21:47You don't?
21:47Good.
21:48I know they're in that carriage.
21:50I'm telling you that you're mistaken. There's nothing in this carriage. You can see for yourself. Look, there's nothing in here but some plans and...
21:59Now, how in the world did I end up at the same carriage I started off with?
22:06I told him 16 wouldn't work.
22:08I'll take the Mr. Smart.
22:11Let's not be foolish, Mr. Smart. I want those plans.
22:16You'll have to kill me first.
22:18I was going to do that second.
22:20But if you insist...
22:30Oh, boy!
22:33Now, Mr. Smart, I'm going to crush you slowly against the wall.
22:39Go ahead, Iron Hand, but it won't do you any good because you're finished. Washed up. Wiped out. Bankrupt.
22:44What are you talking about?
22:45All you have to do is to go over to the newsstand and look at the paper. Read the headlines. The stock market dropped 21 points today.
22:52Oh, no!
22:53Max! Max, are you all right?
22:59I'm fine, 99. Are you okay?
23:01Oh, I'm all right, love.
23:02Max! What happened? Who's he?
23:05That chief is Iron Hand. The mastermind behind I.H. Industries and the new head of chaos. Here are the plans, chief.
23:13Well, I guess that just about wraps up this case. I think you and I can go home now, 99.
23:18I'll call an ambulance. Oh, that won't be necessary, chief. We'll take a cab.
23:48All right.
24:18You
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