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00:00I mean, it's so basic. If you don't go, we don't have a point in having you.
00:07Just put yourself together, all right? Make an effort.
00:31Come on. Now, look. Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty!
00:36Mr Fawlty! Mr Fawlty! Telephone!
00:38What? Telephone! Telephone!
00:42Where's Sibyl?
00:44Okay?
00:45Where's Sibyl?
00:47Where's the bill?
00:51No, no, no. I own the place. I don't pay bills. Where's my wife?
00:55She's not here!
00:56She is there!
00:58Oh, never mind. Never mind.
01:02Right, leave it to me. I'll do it. I'll mend the car and answer the telephone.
01:05You can change it.
01:07You can change it.
01:09In here. In here. Yes, I know it's in here.
01:11This way?
01:12Yes, yes, I know it's this way. I own the place.
01:15Hello, Fawlty Towers?
01:17Oh, Andre, thank you for calling.
01:21Kurt's marvellous. We're absolutely delighted with him. Really, Andre, he's wonderful.
01:27This, Basil's wife. This, Basil. This, smack on head.
01:31Just one minute, Andre.
01:35Basil!
01:37Yes, dear?
01:38Have you taken the car in yet?
01:39Yes, I'm just dealing with it, dear.
01:41You're not trying to do it yourself, are you, Basil?
01:43Oh, have you seen this mark up here, dear?
01:44Did you hear what I said?
01:45Yes, I did, dear. It was a bit of a scratch.
01:47Take it into the garage, Basil.
01:49Yes, just having a look at it, dear.
01:50Sorry, Andre, where was I?
01:52Oh, yes, well, he's the best chef we've ever had.
01:56We can't thank you enough for finding him for us.
01:59Look, can you come and have dinner on Sunday?
02:02There's something we want to ask your advice about.
02:05Okay, lovely. See you then, then.
02:11Hello, Polly.
02:12Can you come and have a drink, Mrs. Fawlty?
02:13Drink?
02:14I've just sold a sketch.
02:15Really? I'd love to.
02:16Hello.
02:17Hello.
02:18Hello.
02:19Kurt, Andre can come on Sunday.
02:21I thought you were taking the car in.
02:22Hmm?
02:23Are you at those again?
02:24I just took one, dear.
02:25I think you've had enough of those, Basil.
02:26Now, will you deal with the car, please?
02:28Good, Mr. Fawlty?
02:29Superb car.
02:30For you, Mr. Fawlty?
02:31Oh, thank you, Polly.
02:32Are you going to do the car?
02:34In a moment, my little piranha fish.
02:36What's the point of Mrs. Fawlty?
02:37I've just sold a sketch.
02:39What, for money?
02:40I bought it, Mr. Fawlty.
02:42She's very talented.
02:43Oh, no, Polly, I won't.
02:44Oh, come on.
02:45No, thank you.
02:46Oh, please, I bought it a thank you.
02:47No, honestly.
02:48Don't you like it?
02:49Too much, but not when I'm working.
02:51You drink it for me, Manuel.
02:53Well, cheerio.
02:54Cheerio, Basil.
02:55Well, that smells nice.
02:56Here it is, Mr. Fawlty.
02:58She's really got something, you know.
03:00Really?
03:01Well, worth 50p, anyway.
03:03Yes, do you win a bun if you guess what it is or something?
03:06It's Manuel.
03:07What?
03:08It's me!
03:09Where?
03:10Manuel is my friend.
03:11We are good friends, eh?
03:12Aussie?
03:13Yeah, it's very modern, very socialist.
03:15Yeah, something to remember him by, you know, when he goes.
03:18Are you still here, Basil?
03:19No, I went a couple of minutes ago, dear, but I expect I'll get it shortly.
03:22Oh, no, no, Manuel.
03:25Look.
03:26Like this.
03:27Oh, I like that.
03:29Wouldn't you do me one?
03:30Really, of Manuel?
03:31Yes, look nice on Basil's pit-side table.
03:33Two in a day.
03:34That's as many as Van Gogh sold in a lifetime.
03:36Ah, but he didn't have Manuel as a model, eh?
03:40Mm, this is wonderful.
03:41I told you he's one of the best.
03:42He's almost as good as you, Andre.
03:43He's absolutely divine, Basil.
03:44Go on, have a bit.
03:45Mm, this is wonderful.
03:46I told you he's one of the best.
03:47He's almost as good as you, Andre.
03:48He's absolutely divine, Basil.
03:49Go on, have a bit.
03:50Mm, he's good, isn't he?
03:51Oh, listen to him.
03:52The only place I've ever really seen him eat is your restaurant, Andre.
03:59And he's stuffing it away like a hamster.
04:00Really, civil.
04:01We're going to have to buy him a great big wheel to run around him when he's got a man who
04:07or he'll get like a big bad tempered tomato.
04:08I believe we were discussing the gourmet evening, dear.
04:09Do you know, Andre?
04:10Burst his zip this morning.
04:11Oh.
04:12What's the matter, darling?
04:13You're embarrassing Andre.
04:14No, dear, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:15No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:16No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:17No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:18No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:19No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:20No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:21No, I'm embarrassing Andre.
04:22He's absolutely divine, Basil.
04:23Go on, have a bit.
04:24He's good, isn't it?
04:25Oh, listen to him.
04:26The only place I've ever really seen him eat is your restaurant, Andre.
04:28And he's stuffing it away like a hamster.
04:29Really, Sybil.
04:30Oh.
04:31What's the matter, darling?
04:34You're embarrassing Andre.
04:35No, dear, I'm embarrassing you.
04:37Look at that.
04:38Well, I'd better go and have a word with the guests.
04:40Why don't you have another vat of wine, dear?
04:45Good evening, Major.
04:46Enjoying your soup?
04:47It tasted a bit off to me, Forty.
04:49Well, it's made with fresh mushrooms, Major.
04:51Ah, that would explain it.
04:55Good evening.
04:56Everything to your satisfaction?
04:57Well, I don't like the chips.
05:00Sorry?
05:01The chips are awful.
05:02Oh, dear.
05:03What's wrong with them, then?
05:04They're the wrong shape and they're just awful.
05:06I'm afraid he gets everything cooked the way he likes it at home.
05:09Ah, does he?
05:10Does he?
05:11Yes, I do.
05:12And it's better than these kids, garbage.
05:13Now, Ronald.
05:14These eggs look like you laid them.
05:15Ronald!
05:18Look here, old chap.
05:19Shut up.
05:20Leave him alone.
05:21He's very clever.
05:22Rather highly strung.
05:23Yes, yes, he should be.
05:24Well, these are proper French fried potatoes.
05:28You see, the chef is continental.
05:30Couldn't you get an English one?
05:31Why don't you eat just one or two, dear?
05:33They're the wrong shape.
05:34Oh, dear.
05:35What shape you usually have?
05:37Mickey Mouse shape?
05:38Smarty shape?
05:39Amphibious landing craft shape?
05:41Poke-in-the-eye shape?
05:43God, you're dumb.
05:44Oh, now!
05:45Is there something we can get you instead, Sonny?
05:47I'd like some bread and salad cream.
05:50To eat?
05:51Well, there's the bread and there's the mayonnaise.
05:54I said salad cream, stupid.
05:57We don't have any salad cream.
05:59The chef made this freshly this morning.
06:01What a dump.
06:02This is very good.
06:03He likes salad cream.
06:05That's puke, that is.
06:06Well, at least it's fresh puke.
06:08Oh, dear!
06:09Well, he said it.
06:10May I ask why you don't have proper salad cream?
06:13I mean, most recipes...
06:14Well, the chef usually buys it only on special occasions.
06:17You know, gourmet nights and so on.
06:19But when he's got a bottle...
06:20Ah!
06:21He's a genius with it.
06:22He can unscrew the cap like Robert Carrier.
06:25It's a treat to watch.
06:26And then...
06:27Right in the thing.
06:28Net on the walls.
06:29Magic!
06:30Mind you, he's a wizard with a tin opener, too.
06:31He's got a Pulitzer Prize for that.
06:33He can have the stuff in the saucepan
06:35before you can say haute cuisine.
06:37You name it, he'll heat it up and scrape it off the pan for you.
06:39Mind you, skilled like Addison picked up overnight.
06:42Still, I'll tell him to get some salad cream.
06:44I mean, you never know when Henry Kissinger's gonna drop in, do you?
06:47Oh, sorry!
06:48Sorry!
06:50Nice man!
06:51No, no, seriously, I think it's a very good idea.
06:54You do, really?
06:55I promise you, people around here are getting more and more keen on good food.
06:59Ah, so much for the night's guests, ignorant rabble.
07:01There's always a few, Mr Fawlty.
07:03Well, not on gourmet night.
07:04There won't be none of these proles.
07:06What the hell?
07:07Andre thinks Thursday nights would be best.
07:09Thursdays?
07:10Mm, I think so.
07:11Right, and on all the other nights,
07:12we'll just have a big trough of baked beans
07:13and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs.
07:17Well, that's settled, then.
07:18Good.
07:19And I'm very pleased for Kurt, too.
07:21It will be good for him to have something special to do.
07:23Mm.
07:24I'd like to have a word with him, do you mind?
07:26No, of course not.
07:27Right, well, I'll get the menus printed on Monday.
07:29Polly can do the menus.
07:30No, she can't.
07:31Yes, she can.
07:32No, she can't.
07:33Yes, she can.
07:34Yes, she can.
07:35Yes, she can.
07:36You can write the advertisement in the Echo.
07:37Only don't make it too toffee-nosed basil.
07:39We don't want to put people off.
07:40I just want to keep the riffraff away, dear.
07:42Well, good luck, my old friend.
07:44It's good to have you down here.
07:46Thank you for, well, you know.
07:47Don't mention it.
07:48Nice to have met you, Manuel.
07:50It is my friend.
07:51Oh, one night I cook you both paella.
07:53Okay, I'm good, hmm?
07:55You don't trust me?
07:56Ciao.
07:57Ciao.
07:58Manuel, together you and I make faulty tars.
08:01Famous for its cooking.
08:02Okay.
08:03Excellent.
08:04Tip-top.
08:05Famoso.
08:06Oh, you are so cute.
08:10Manuel?
08:15Get a clean one.
08:16It's clean now.
08:21It's dirty now.
08:25Do you like the menu, Mr Fawlty?
08:27No, I don't.
08:28Oh, good.
08:29What?
08:31Thank you so much.
08:32Give it to me.
08:33Give it to me.
08:34Thank God.
08:38Well, Basil, guess who just called to cancel at twelve minutes past seven?
08:41Who?
08:42The Coosters.
08:43What? All four?
08:44Marvellous, isn't it?
08:45Ah!
08:46What do they say?
08:47One of them's ill.
08:48Well, let's hope it's nothing trivial.
08:50Do you like the four people at our grand opening dinner?
08:54Never mind.
08:55Never mind.
08:56Never mind.
08:57There's four people, Basil.
08:58Shall we feed them in the kitchen?
08:59But think who those four are?
09:01Colonel and Mrs Hall?
09:02Both J.P.'s?
09:03And Lionel Twitchin?
09:04One of Talkie's leading Rotarians?
09:06That'll put us on the map.
09:08Is this your treasurer, dear?
09:09I should never have let you write that advert.
09:11Fancy putting no riffraff.
09:13When you're presenting Haute Cuisine, you don't want the working class sticking its nose in it.
09:18Everything all right?
09:19Where's Kurt?
09:20He and Manuel are getting the wine from the cellar.
09:22Right.
09:23Ah, this is what it's all about.
09:25You two.
09:26You're supposed to be in your rooms.
09:27What?
09:28You're not allowed down here tonight, remember?
09:29Oh, it doesn't.
09:30It looked pretty.
09:31What are you cooking?
09:32I'll send you up a menu with your bread and cheese.
09:34Now, get up.
09:35Get up.
09:36They're here.
09:37What?
09:38The halls are here.
09:39Right!
09:40Go to your rooms.
09:41Go to your rooms.
09:42Mr Fawlty.
09:43Mr Fawlty.
09:44I'm very upset.
09:46Not now, Manuel.
09:47Later.
09:49When I went for my jog this morning, I thought it was going to be pretty warm.
09:54But in the event, of course, it turned out to be pretty cool, really.
09:59Then it began to cloud up this afternoon, quite contrary to the weather forecast, naturally.
10:05And I shouldn't be a bit surprised if we got a spot of rain tonight.
10:09Still, it's been a lovely summer, hasn't it?
10:12Oh, yes.
10:13Colonel, how delightful to see you again.
10:15Sorry?
10:16How delightful to see you again.
10:17We met last year at the golf club dinner dance.
10:19You may remember?
10:20No, I don't.
10:22Ah, fine.
10:23Well, we didn't talk for long.
10:24It was just good evening, really, you know.
10:26A blink in the eye and you'd have missed it.
10:28As indeed you did.
10:30Quite understandably.
10:31Ah.
10:32Sorry?
10:33What?
10:34Hmm?
10:35Well, er, how's that lovely daughter of yours?
10:38She's date.
10:40I like your suit.
10:41Isn't that super?
10:42The way those stripes go up and down.
10:44It's really super.
10:45How much did that cost, then?
10:46Who are you?
10:47I mean, I don't know your name.
10:49What is it?
10:50What?
10:51My name.
10:52Oh, this is my husband, Basil Fawlty.
10:53That's it.
10:54Well, ah, how do you do?
10:55How do you do?
10:56May I introduce my wife?
10:57Well, she just introduced you.
10:58Oh, what a coincidence.
10:59Yes.
11:00Well, I don't believe you know my wife.
11:01Dead?
11:02Yes.
11:03May I introduce Mrs Hall?
11:04Oh, sorry.
11:05Didn't see you down there.
11:06Don't get up.
11:07What would you like to drink, Mrs Small?
11:08Hall?
11:09Ah, yes.
11:10Er, short or...
11:11Sherry?
11:12How about a sherry?
11:13A sherry?
11:14Lovely.
11:15Oh, good.
11:16Large or...
11:17Not quite so large.
11:18Oh, good.
11:19Large or...
11:20Not quite so large.
11:21Ah, yes.
11:22Er, short or...
11:23Sherry?
11:24How about a sherry?
11:25A sherry?
11:26Lovely.
11:27Oh, good.
11:28Large or...
11:29Or...
11:30Not quite so large.
11:31Too small and dry.
11:32Oh, I wouldn't say that.
11:33What?
11:34I don't know.
11:35Too small, dry sherry.
11:36Oh, I see what you mean.
11:37I'm sorry.
11:38Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Pritchett.
11:39Good evening.
11:40Welcome to Forty Town.
11:41Good evening.
11:42How very au-fair of you to come to our little culinary soiree this evening.
11:46Oh, only too glad to support something new in Torquay.
11:48Such an unusual idea.
11:49I do hope it works out.
11:50Well, we have our hopes.
11:51Mr Forty.
11:52Ah, yes.
11:53Well, we have our hopes.
11:54Mr Forty.
11:55Ah, Polly.
11:56Would you take Mrs. Pritchett's coat, please?
11:57Yes, of course.
11:58Thank you so much.
11:59Now, would you...
12:00Mr Forty.
12:01Yes?
12:02Can I have a word with you?
12:03Yes.
12:04Oh, this is Polly.
12:05She will be serving you later this evening.
12:06Ah.
12:07Well?
12:08It's Kurt.
12:09Yes?
12:10He's potted the shrimps.
12:11What?
12:12He's potted the shrimps.
12:13Shrimps?
12:14We're not having shrimps tonight, Polly.
12:15Yes?
12:16He's potted the shrimps.
12:18What?
12:19He's potted the shrimps.
12:20Shrimps?
12:21We're not having shrimps tonight, Polly.
12:24Now, would you...
12:25He's souced!
12:26The herrings.
12:27What are you all about?
12:28He's pickled the onions and he's smashed the eggs in his cups under the table.
12:37Excuse me.
12:38Have you been drinking?
12:39No, not me.
12:40Well, will you behave yourself?
12:41I'm so sorry for the captain waiting.
12:42Ah, would you bear careful of this?
12:43Please stop that.
12:44Just pull your shrimp together.
12:45Now, I'll...
12:46I'll...
12:47I'll...
12:48I'll...
12:49I'll...
12:50I'll...
12:51I'll...
12:52Now, may I offer you a little aperitif for...
12:53Sorry, I don't have help.
12:56May I offer you a little aperitif while you make up your mind what you would like a dinner?
13:00That's very kind of you, not...
13:02A tomato juice, please.
13:03Ah, Mr. Twigion?
13:04Yes, tomato juice for me.
13:06Ah, good.
13:07Oh, Colonel.
13:08Er, Colonel and Mrs. Hall.
13:10May I introduce, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Twig...
13:14Have you met?
13:17No, no, we haven't.
13:18Have you?
13:19No.
13:19Oh, good.
13:20Well, what would you like to drink, then?
13:21What?
13:22To drink?
13:23I didn't catch the name.
13:24Oh, you didn't catch it.
13:25What a rotten bit of luck.
13:27Well, fine, thank you.
13:28Have you?
13:28No, no, we still don't know the name.
13:30Oh, 40.
13:31Battle 40.
13:32No, no, there.
13:33Oh, dear, I'm so sorry.
13:34I thought you meant the author.
13:37It's very warm, isn't it?
13:39I can do with a drink, too.
13:40So, another sheriff?
13:40Well, aren't you going to introduce us, didn't I?
13:42No.
13:43Oh, sorry.
13:44This is Mr. and Mrs.
13:45What?
13:47Mr. and Mrs.
13:51Oh.
13:54Sorry, I fainted.
13:55Oh.
13:57I feel bad for that.
13:58I'll just get you your tomato juices.
14:00Oh, quite dear, actually.
14:01Would you go to join us?
14:02Oh, thanks so much.
14:04Here we are.
14:06Would you like to see the menu?
14:08Oh, yes, what is it?
14:09Please put the bottle down.
14:10What do you want?
14:11Please put the bottle down.
14:12What is it?
14:13Kurt is drunk.
14:18Sorry, I'm sorry.
14:21Drunk.
14:22Almost unconscious.
14:24Right.
14:30Sorry.
14:31Sorry.
14:32How?
14:33I don't know.
14:34It happened so quickly.
14:35He had a row with Manuel.
14:36Manuel.
14:36He's got a crush on him.
14:38A what?
14:38A crush, you know, in love.
14:40Oh!
14:42Um, would you excuse me just one moment?
14:44I won't be one moment.
14:46I know I should have a heart of Frenchmen.
14:48He's Greek, Mr. Fawlty.
14:49Greek?
14:50Of course.
14:50Well, that's even worse.
14:51Well, that's even worse.
14:51I mean, they invented it.
14:52Right.
14:54Give that to me, Kurt.
14:55Come on, give me that bottle.
14:56Now go away.
14:57Leave me alone.
14:58Come on, give it to me.
14:59Manuel!
15:04Now, come on, Kurt.
15:05Manuel, he doesn't love me.
15:08Well, you have to give these things time.
15:10I want Manuel!
15:11Well, I'm sure we can arrange something.
15:13Now, can I have the bottle?
15:14He's so sweet.
15:15Yes, he is sweet.
15:16I know, yes.
15:17He's wonderful.
15:18Yes, yes, I know.
15:27Kurt, come on.
15:28Come on.
15:30Get some black coffee, quick.
15:31He can't drink it.
15:31He's out.
15:32No, he isn't.
15:32He's only drunk half a bottle.
15:34Come on.
15:34Come on, Kurt.
15:35Come on.
15:35Come on, Kurt.
15:37Come on.
15:37Now, listen to me, Kurt.
15:41Listen.
15:42I come in now, but no cuddles.
15:44You hear me?
15:44No cuddles.
15:47Gay?
15:47Tell the world.
15:48He's only drunk, Manuel.
15:49This is your fault.
15:50Gay?
15:50You only had to be civil to him.
15:52Civil?
15:53Nice.
15:53No, no, you no understand.
15:54He's not enough.
15:55He want to kiss me.
15:57Oh, what's my little...
15:58Mr. Fawlty, call Andre.
16:00He can do the cooking.
16:01He's open tonight.
16:02He's open on a Thursday,
16:03a clothier bint.
16:04But he can do it there
16:05and you can pick it up in the car.
16:06Oh.
16:07Oh.
16:09Brilliant.
16:10Oh.
16:10Brilliant.
16:11Ugh.
16:12Right.
16:13I can't resist lobster.
16:15Oh, no.
16:16Turn it over me every time.
16:17Would you care for another drink?
16:18No, I don't think we will.
16:20We're nearly ready to order.
16:21I'll be back in a moment.
16:22Oh, no.
16:23So you can't do the lobster?
16:24No, right.
16:25Right.
16:25I see.
16:25But, Andre, the tornadoes.
16:27Yes, I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:28I'm sorry.
16:29Basil.
16:29Shh.
16:30Yes, of course I want the duck.
16:31That's marvelous.
16:32But, I mean, can you do one or two sauces?
16:35Wonderful.
16:35That's it.
16:36Thank you, Andre.
16:37Why are you talking to Andre?
16:38What is it?
16:39What is it?
16:39Sorry, we need to order Basil.
16:41Well, stall them.
16:41Stole them.
16:42What?
16:42Stole them, you stupid woman.
16:43Tell them some lie.
16:44What's happening?
16:46Shh.
16:46You can't tell me what you're doing.
16:48We've got to change the menu.
16:49Why?
16:50Why?
16:52Why?
16:52Listen, he's out there.
16:54He's out.
16:54He's flat out.
16:55So Andre's...
16:56Who is?
16:57What?
16:57Who is out?
16:58Kurt, who do you think?
16:59Henry Kissinger?
17:01What do you mean out?
17:02He's drunk.
17:04Drunk?
17:04Drunk.
17:05Salves.
17:05Pottied.
17:06Inebriated.
17:07Got it?
17:08I don't believe it.
17:08Neither do I.
17:09Practice a dream.
17:13No, it's not a dream.
17:14We're stuck with it.
17:15Right.
17:16Andre's going to need cookies.
17:17I'll collect it in the car.
17:18What's he cooking?
17:19Duck.
17:20Duck.
17:20Duck.
17:21Duck.
17:22You know, duck.
17:31I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
17:33Well, we'd like to order now.
17:35Yes, quite.
17:36My wife would like the lobster as her meal.
17:38Yes, excuse me.
17:40There is one small thing.
17:42I'm afraid you were given the wrong menus.
17:44This is tonight's menu.
17:45What?
17:48Yes, I'm afraid the chef changed his mind and forgot to tell us.
17:51He's like that.
17:52Brilliant, but temperamental.
17:53What?
17:54You've changed everything?
17:55I'm afraid so.
17:56Yes, it wasn't good enough, so he just chucked it away.
17:58He's such a perfectionist.
17:59The lobster.
18:00Lobster.
18:00Tornado.
18:01You name it.
18:01It's in the bin.
18:02How extraordinary.
18:03Yes, lucky old bin, I say.
18:05So, this is your new menu.
18:07Duck with orange.
18:08Duck with cherries.
18:09Duck surprise?
18:13What's duck surprise?
18:15That's duck without orange or cherries.
18:19I mean, is this all there is, duck?
18:22Yes, done, of course, the three extremely different ways.
18:25And what do you do if you don't like duck?
18:27Well, if you don't like duck, you're rather stuck.
18:31Fortunately, I love it.
18:34Oh, good.
18:35So, that's four ducks, is it?
18:37Oh, you were right.
18:38Oh.
18:40Now, he's getting this duck from Andre.
18:42Yes, but I don't know what vegetables he's put on.
18:44Three sarmouces, Polly, and one mullet with mustard sauce from Mrs Hall.
18:48Right, where's the mullet?
18:49There.
18:50Oh, great.
18:51What are you doing about vegetables, Bette?
18:53Same as the other menu, dear.
18:54Andre's not doing anything.
18:55No, no, you do them, you and Polly.
18:57Mustard sauce, mustard sauce.
18:58Mustard sauce.
18:58Right, now, when I'm out in the car, you get them ready.
19:01Right?
19:01Right.
19:02Ready, Polly?
19:03Ready.
19:03Manuel?
19:04Yes.
19:04Right, two of those for table nine, and one of those, and that's a poor table for you.
19:07Come on.
19:08Right.
19:10Duck.
19:12There you are.
19:14Very good.
19:15Very good.
19:15No, no, no, the other way round.
19:17The other way round.
19:18Oh, please.
19:20Yeah, what?
19:20That's you.
19:21No, no, no, the plates.
19:22Change the plates.
19:23Oh, oh, he's dirty.
19:24I changed.
19:25No, no, no, no, come here, come here.
19:28Change the plates.
19:30Change.
19:30Oh, God.
19:35Oh, I can't, I can't.
19:37Sorry, sorry.
19:38I'm so sorry.
19:44He's from Barcelona.
19:45Do forgive me.
19:46I don't know what he sees in you.
19:55Do you think we could have a drink, dear?
19:57May I see the wine list, please, Volta?
19:59Certainly, Major.
20:00Colonel.
20:03Everything all right?
20:05Yes.
20:05Oh, good.
20:06Have this is written?
20:07Yes, yes, it's fine, Mr. Volta.
20:09He's got it in his hair.
20:11How is it, dear?
20:13Rather good, surprisingly.
20:14Well, there's the wine list.
20:15Oh, thank you very much.
20:19What is it, Colonel?
20:20What's the matter?
20:21Is everything all right?
20:23I think I'm going to be sick.
20:25It is an unusual taste, isn't it?
20:28It is not cooked, you ignoramus.
20:31What are you trying to do to it, Sporty?
20:32Do you mean that's raw?
20:33Oh, would you prefer a cooked one?
20:35I can't even prefer a cooked one.
20:36Oh, God.
20:37It's your cook one, then.
20:38It'll be even nicer.
20:38No, no.
20:40This is raw.
20:41This mullet is raw.
20:42I mean, what do we do to it?
20:43Kurt, Kurt, Kurt, listen.
20:45What do we do to this?
20:47Do we grill it?
20:48If we grill it, just go, oh.
20:51All right.
20:51Do we fry?
20:52Just go, oh.
20:57That's all.
20:57Will you just get out?
21:01Wine, what?
21:02Give me the wine for wine.
21:03No, no, you know, Polly.
21:04Don't hear your problem.
21:09Have you, uh, have you chosen yet, Major?
21:12Colonel?
21:12Hmm?
21:13Have you chosen your wine?
21:14Oh, yes, shabbley, please.
21:17Waitress.
21:18Yes?
21:20There's a hare in my moose.
21:23Well, don't talk too loud.
21:24Everybody will want one.
21:26What?
21:27Oh, dear, dear.
21:31Oh, get out of the wine.
21:38Get out.
21:39I'm so sorry about that.
21:41The mullet's on its way.
21:42Oh, Mr. Fortini, there you are.
21:57A beautiful duck for you.
21:58It should be delicious.
22:00Top.
22:01I wish I knew it.
22:02Top, top.
22:03He's always asleep.
22:04There you are.
22:05Don't forget the sauces.
22:06Oh, dear.
22:07All right?
22:08Oh, ma'am.
22:08All goes very well for you.
22:10Good luck.
22:31What, no good?
22:32No, no, no.
22:32It's very good.
22:33Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:36Oh.
22:36Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:38Oh.
22:38Oh.
22:39Oh.
22:39Oh.
22:40Oh.
22:40Oh.
22:40Oh.
22:41Oh.
23:00Judith, Holly.
23:01Hi.
23:01Hi.
23:02Right.
23:02I've covered on the trolley.
23:03Erm.
23:04Well done.
23:04Well done, everybody.
23:05Come on, then.
23:06Well, get the trolley ready.
23:07Right.
23:07Right.
23:08Let's go.
23:08Yes.
23:09Wait a minute.
23:10Wait a minute.
23:11What?
23:12I think it'll be all right.
23:13Yes.
23:14Yes.
23:15Yes, you're right.
23:16Oh.
23:17Oh.
23:18Oh.
23:19Oh.
23:20Oh.
23:21Oh.
23:22Oh.
23:23Oh.
23:24Oh.
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:27Oh.
23:28Oh.
23:29Oh.
23:30Oh.
23:31Oh.
23:32Oh.
23:33Oh.
23:34Oh.
23:35Oh.
23:36Oh.
23:37Oh.
23:38Oh, I'm afraid he got trodden on.
23:42Sorry, what's wrong?
23:56I'm trying.
24:09Don't worry, it's all on the phone.
24:11Don't worry, it's all on the phone.
24:13Right.
24:14Okay, wait a minute.
24:15No, no, no, no.
24:16What?
24:17More sources?
24:18No, wait a minute.
24:19You're not going this way.
24:20I'm sorry, I don't need them.
24:21Really, it's all right.
24:22It's fine.
24:23You're right.
24:38Come on!
24:41I'm just a girl who can't say no.
24:56I'm in a terrible fix.
24:59Come home!
25:03Come home!
25:04Come home!
25:05Come on!
25:06Come on!
25:07Come on!
25:08Come on!
25:09Come on!
25:10Come on!
25:11Start!
25:12Start!
25:13You vicious bastard!
25:14Come on!
25:15Oh, my God!
25:16Come on!
25:17Come on!
25:18Come on!
25:19Come on!
25:20Start!
25:21Start!
25:22You vicious bastard!
25:25Come on!
25:26Oh, my God!
25:28Come on!
25:29I'm warning you!
25:30If you don't start!
25:31I'll count to three!
25:34One!
25:35Two!
25:36Three!
25:37Right!
25:38That's it!
25:39You've tried it on just once too often!
25:43Right!
25:44Well, don't say I have warned you!
25:46I've laid it on the line to you time and time again!
25:49Right!
25:50No!
25:51This is it!
25:52I'm gonna give you a damn good trashing!
26:05I can't be prissy and quaint!
26:07How can I be when I ain't?
26:10I can't say no!
26:15I can't say no!
26:16I can't say no!
26:17I can't say no!
26:18I can't say no!
26:19I can't say no!
26:20I can't say no!
26:21Thank you!
26:22Thank you!
26:23Any sign of the duck?
26:26Oh, it's just coming!
26:28Oh, Uncle Ted comes in with his crate of brown ale!
26:40And Mum says,
26:44Oh, Ted, look who's here!
26:46And he says,
26:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
26:49OK, Polly!
26:50OK!
26:51Got the saucers!
26:52Got them!
26:53Right!
26:55Ah!
26:56Ladies and gentlemen!
26:59So sorry, don't catch your lady!
27:01Um...
27:02Uh...
27:03Who's the trifle?
27:13What?
27:14Who's for trifle?
27:31What?
27:32A trifle for you, Mrs. Hall?
27:34What about the duck, Forty?
27:41Duck's off, sir.
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