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CONTROL tries to find the location of a KAOS communication center, which turns out to be in a pool hall. Appearance by Leonard Nimoy in a small role as a KAOS agent. Pool expert "Willie Marconi" is based on real life Pool expert Willie Mosconi. The title is a takeoff of "Dead Sea Scrolls."
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00:00I wonder what's keeping Agent 46.
00:15I don't know. He's long overdue.
00:18The message in the drop said to bring $2,000 to this bus station at 11 o'clock sharp.
00:23Max, there's 46.
00:30He's using the silent signal system.
00:35Right. I've got my book right here.
00:40Now, let's see.
00:42Touched his brim, rubbed his left arm, and hitched up his pants.
00:45What did he say?
00:47He wants me to steal second base.
00:50That's the spy baseball handbook.
00:52Oh, right.
00:54Got the other book right here.
01:00Ah, here it is.
01:07The signal says, I think I'm being followed.
01:10Blue alert.
01:12Act casual and do not try to contact me until my next signal.
01:16Max, was his next signal supposed to be a groan?
01:45No.
01:48Max, look!
01:55Max, is he...
01:56Yes.
01:58Look, 99.
01:59He tried to scroll a message in the wet cement.
02:04You better call the chief and get some men down here right away.
02:06We're going to need some help.
02:07This isn't going to be easy.
02:08Finding the killer?
02:09No, getting this block of cement back to control.
02:12People.
02:12No, I don't know.
02:17No, I don't know.
02:17I have no idea.
02:18No, I don't know.
02:20Go.
03:22Strike here. How many times have I told you?
03:26Never bother me when I'm in a big money game.
03:38That's it, Pittsburgh.
03:40Let that be a lesson to you.
03:42Never try to hustle the shark.
03:44Okay, folks. Closing time. See you tomorrow.
03:51Remember, the family that plays together stays together.
03:54I took care of that control agent.
04:09Good.
04:10But he was meeting another agent who I recognized.
04:13Maxwell Smart.
04:14No, I never came across him.
04:15You never will.
04:17I'm going back to that bus station.
04:19Pick up his trail.
04:20And when the time is right, I'll kill him.
04:25There's the signal.
04:27We've intercepted another message from control.
04:30I'll get it out of the machine.
04:31Get the drapes.
04:32Ten left, one right, five left, then eight.
04:40I got to hand it to you, sharks.
05:02Nobody would ever figure the machine was in there.
05:05Wouldn't do them any good if they did.
05:07Anybody tried to open it without the proper combination,
05:10they'd be blasted sky high.
05:14I wonder what Agent 46 wanted with this $2,000.
05:17I don't know.
05:18Maybe this message in the cement will tell us.
05:20He was working undercover looking for a new electronic brain
05:23that Chaos had set up.
05:24An electronic brain?
05:26Yes, a machine that they've been using to intercept
05:28and decode our secret messages.
05:30Do you have any idea where it's located?
05:33According to our experts,
05:34it must be somewhere near control headquarters.
05:37And because of its mechanical complexity,
05:39it's got to be large and heavy.
05:41Then it can't be moved.
05:42Right.
05:44Oh, there you are, Chief.
05:46If you're ready, let's analyze that message
05:48Agent 46 was trying to write.
05:50Go ahead, Parker.
05:51We're familiar with the shorthand writing
05:54we learn in training school and its purpose.
05:57It's a secret scrawl to be used by wounded spies
05:59who want to leave us a message or a clue before they die.
06:03The translation's here on this chart.
06:06The dead spy scrawls.
06:08All we have to do is match the symbols on the cement
06:11with the symbols on the chart.
06:12Now, let's see.
06:17Let's see.
06:18This matches the sixth box in the third row.
06:21That's the letter P.
06:23And the next symbol
06:24matches the one in the fourth box in the second row.
06:27That's the letter I.
06:28P-I.
06:29P-I.
06:31I think I've got it, Chief.
06:33It's really quite simple, Parker.
06:34You see, the electronic brain is located somewhere
06:37in the Philippine Islands.
06:39Wrong.
06:40Wrong.
06:42Paid informer.
06:44Right.
06:45Right.
06:46The other symbol stands for a Washington telephone number.
06:49393-1686.
06:53That's why Agent 46 wanted the money.
06:56This informer must have information about
06:58Chaos' electronic brain.
07:01Follow this up, Max.
07:02Right, Chief.
07:03This is Maxwell Smart, Agent 86 of Control.
07:27Did you try to contact one of our agents tonight
07:30and sell him some information about a decoding machine?
07:32Could be.
07:33You interested?
07:34Yes.
07:36We'll be at the same bus station tomorrow night
07:37at 10 o'clock.
07:39Have the 2,000 bucks with you.
07:40Well, how will I know you?
07:42You won't.
07:43The other agent was knocked off
07:44and I'm not taking any chances.
07:46You wear a red carnation
07:48and I'll contact you.
07:49They're the newsstand.
07:50Right.
07:51justice, I love you.
07:52So, I'll see you tonight.
08:07Let's go to the card.
08:08Good game tonight.
08:13Bye.
08:18you're gonna stand there all night or you're gonna buy something that's what i'm here for
08:28i was waiting for you to notice the carnation it's beautiful how do we handle this just like
08:37it's always been handled i hand you the merchandise you give me the money yes it's a perfect front
08:45uh what'll i buy what do you want newspaper keychain
08:52how about gum
08:56very clever where is it where would it be in the wrapper listen i can't afford to take any chances
09:08i give you 500 now and the rest when i see if the gum is there oh the gum is there all right
09:18there's nothing but gum in here
09:37now that man's made a terrible mistake he's not the informer
09:41okay ready to sell make it snappy where's the money now just a minute one mistake has been
09:54made already i'm not paying another red cent until i have definite proof that you're the real
09:59informer now wait a minute
10:01the brain where is the brain shark pool what water
10:17hello this is 86 calling control this is 86 calling control come in control
10:34hello chief max the informer has just been killed but he left us a clue
10:39and i didn't have to pay a cent for it no i don't have the entire two thousand dollars i have 1500
10:47of it well of course i didn't lose it chief what do you think i am stupid i spent the other 500
10:54for a package of gum
10:55shark pool mother
11:04shark pool
11:06wait a minute chief i think i've got a lead
11:09well i hope so max we've been at it for hours
11:12and look
11:12shark is a fish
11:15and pool is a body of water
11:17and mother
11:19is a lady parent
11:21fish
11:22water
11:23parent
11:24now if we can just figure out what that means
11:27we've got it
11:29i think we better go back to shark
11:32pool mother
11:33wait a minute
11:35my hobby is playing pool and i just remembered something
11:39look chief this is no time to play pool we're working on a case
11:43one of the best pool players in town is a man known as the shark
11:48and he runs a place called mother's family pool parlor
11:52just what are you saying chief
11:55well if the shark is a chaos man it's just possible that the decoding machine could be hidden in mother's family pool parlor
12:02then what you're saying is that if the shark is a chaos man then what you're saying is that if the shark is a chaos man then the decoding max
12:07max
12:08there's only one way to find out
12:10we'll need someone to keep the shark occupied long enough for another agent to search for it
12:15a man like the shark could never resist the challenge of a game with a good pool player
12:20well i'm your man chief this is my assignment
12:24max this is extremely dangerous you'd be on the spot walking a tightrope
12:28possibly facing a violent death
12:30and
12:33loving it
12:36all right thanks if you insist 99 can look around for the decoding machine
12:41by the way how's your pool
12:42don't worry about me chief
12:44i know the game inside and out
12:46i was afraid you'd say that
12:49everything is organized and ready to go max
12:54parker is working on some special equipment for you
12:57and we've sent for the architect's blueprints of the pool room
12:59so that we might be able to see where the machine might be hidden
13:02well don't worry about me chief i'll take care of my end
13:04this is willie marconi one of the best pool experts in the country
13:09how do you do
13:10nice to meet you
13:10i want you to make sure that you can teach him how to play a good game willie
13:14i can teach anyone
13:15my chief has got a little wrong willie
13:21you see i happen to be an expert at this game
13:23as a matter of fact i happen to be the pool champion of the entire east coast
13:27would you believe it the entire east coast
13:29i find that hard to believe
13:31would you believe the west coast
13:35i don't think so
13:36how about steubensville ohio
13:39do you use powder
13:43no i've always found it a little effeminate
13:46for your hands
13:48to cut down on the friction
13:50let the pool cue slide easily through your fingers like this
13:53oh that kind of powder
13:55of course i use it
13:57well willie how's it going
14:10i'll keep trying
14:15all right let's get a game started
14:18right
14:19i have a couple of shots that'll knock your eye out
14:23i'll bet you have
14:24that is the cue ball
14:27now you knock that ball into the balls in this rack
14:30after i remove the rack
14:36sorry about that willie
14:39chief i think willie is a little accident prone
14:54now where do you see this shot chief
14:57this is really a beauty
14:59see i'm gonna hit down
15:01on the cue ball
15:02make it curve around the 12 ball
15:04go into the 8 ball
15:05and knock the 8 ball right in the side pocket
15:07max you might break the cue stick
15:08don't be silly chief
15:11i'm not going to break the cue stick
15:13you see chief
15:21i told you i wasn't gonna break the cue stick
15:23this has gone far enough
15:25max you told me you were a good pool player
15:27but you're a fake and a fraud
15:29you haven't the biggest notion of how to play pool
15:31just what are you getting at chief
15:35chief i think willie has one of your headaches
15:40thanks anyway willie
15:43send me a bill for the damages
15:45go along willie
15:48i told you he was accident prone
15:53here's the special equipment for smart
15:57and i really have some goodies this time
16:00he won't need it
16:01i'm taking max off of this assignment
16:03he doesn't know a thing about shooting pool
16:05oh he doesn't have to
16:07no parker's devised a remote control cue ball
16:10so max can make any shot on the table
16:12good word parker that may be our answer
16:14max must win that first game so that the shark will challenge him to a second game
16:19right that way i can
16:20why
16:22so 99 will have time to look for the decoding machine
16:26oh now wait a minute chief that's dirty pool
16:29i mean it's not whether you win or lose that counts
16:32it's how you play the game
16:34max
16:35here's the cue ball
16:37and in my lipstick
16:40is a transistor remote control
16:42now remember
16:42once you've hit the cue ball
16:44and it's in motion
16:45i can maneuver it anywhere
16:46go ahead max
16:48perfect
17:02thank you
17:07for your protection smart i've made a cue stick that is actually a shotgun
17:11a cue stick that's a shotgun
17:14that's fantastic parker
17:16how does it work
17:17well to load it you break it open in the middle
17:19oh
17:20oh i hope i don't have to load it in a hurry
17:28that's a regular cue stick smart
17:30here's the shotgun
17:31you open it like this
17:34place the shell in
17:35like this
17:36and you close it like this
17:38and you're ready to go
17:39well that certainly is ingenious parker
17:42but uh
17:44how do you fire it
17:45oh simply hit the rubber tip on the back end
17:47oh
17:48gotcha
17:49you're all set max
17:50i certainly am chief
17:51and before you know it
17:52that chaos decoding machine
17:54will be right here in control
18:17well i guess i'll just
18:23warm up a little bit
18:25yeah i like the way you handle yourself good
18:54i do all right
18:56tell that to the shark when you see him
18:59why the shark
19:00well i'm looking for a game
19:03a thousand dollars a bull
19:06i'm the shark
19:09oh i'm sorry i can't play right now
19:13sorry folks closing time
19:15did you hear that folks
19:20i challenged him to a game
19:22and he refused
19:23looks to me like the shark is
19:26chicken
19:26what's the matter shark
19:28you afraid of him
19:30the shark isn't afraid of anyone
19:33i accept
19:34you uh
19:38want to flip for break
19:39all right shark
19:40you can break him
19:41back him up
19:43pittsburgh
19:44not bad shark
20:03there won't be a ball left on the table
20:15nice try shark
20:31but you forgot to allow for the win
20:34i'm making a shot
20:43the only man i ever saw
21:05make that kind of a shot
21:06was the great pool champion
21:07three fingers yarmie
21:08uh yes as a matter of fact i uh
21:12just stole it off him last week
21:14last week
21:15he's been dead for six years
21:18oh
21:19good
21:20when he doesn't know
21:21won't hurt him
21:22it's maxwell smart
21:38the control agent
21:39the control agent i told you about
21:40now watch this
21:42i'll get him
21:43not in front of all these witnesses
21:46i'll finish the game fast
21:48get rid of the people
21:48then you take care of
21:49beautiful
21:54just beautiful
21:55those are the combination numbers for the decoding machine
22:23that's a million to one
22:25i'm shooting again
22:33i'm shooting again
22:35max the brain
22:44max look out he's got a gun in his briefcase
22:48stick is empty smart
22:56try anything
22:58she goes first
22:59max my lipstick
23:02ninety nine
23:03this is no time to be thinking about your appearance
23:06he's so cold max
23:17i know
23:19i hope he hasn't suffered a loss of memory
23:22he owes me thirteen thousand dollars from the pool game
23:25oh hi chief
23:37max the assignment is over
23:39we've got the shark
23:41we've got the decoding machine
23:42there's no need to play pool any longer
23:43i know chief
23:44but i've been doing a lot of practicing
23:45and i want to show you something
23:47you remember that shot i tried to make once
23:49where i make the cue ball go around one ball
23:51and knock the other ball into the pocket
23:52i'll never forget it
23:54max please
23:55we've just put a new cloth on the table
23:57don't be silly chief
23:59i'm not going to rip the cloth
24:01bang
24:08bang
24:08rey
24:12we're fast
24:14we're fast
24:16in court
24:17we're fast
24:18coming to theologians
24:18when we're fast
24:20we're fast
24:21finally
24:22we're fast
24:23we're fast
24:24then
24:24ready
24:24aug απο
24:25vendo
24:26ところ
24:28lo
24:29autumn
24:30specific
24:30epy
24:31Martha
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