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00:01The future.
00:03Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world,
00:17but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief,
00:20stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:25Lady Macbeth was helped by a super intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:31That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me.
00:37And me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me.
00:40Gee.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better,
00:43because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:55GKR.
01:02It's all up.
01:04GKR
01:06GKR
01:08GOW CAT 2
01:12Dennis
01:16Dear Diary, gosh, it's a beautiful night.
01:36The moon is out, the air is crisp, and a couple of big guys are shooting at us.
01:46Can we go to the mall?
02:00I want a chocolate monkey.
02:01No time for that, Geeker. Do you want Moloch's goons to catch us?
02:05No, I want a chocolate monkey.
02:08The mall isn't a bad idea, Becky. Lots of hiding places.
02:12Fine, come on!
02:13But my name is Lady Macbeth.
02:16Diary, the mall is the coolest place in the world.
02:28The mall is huge!
02:34But best of all, the mall moves!
02:39The mall is beautiful! The mall has everything!
02:49They're still behind us!
03:03We'll lose them, as long as nothing goes terribly wrong!
03:06What could go wrong, Becky?
03:12Geeker, what's wrong?
03:13Bad thing!
03:26Badder thing!
03:27Ahem.
03:29We shall have to subdue you now.
03:31Most frightfully sorry.
03:33That shit rude of us, but one must do one's job.
03:37Do not damage Project G.K.R.
03:49Mr. Moloch would be most displeased.
03:54Geeker, do something!
03:55I am so on top of that!
04:05Grant, I cannot get a dashed bead on them.
04:09Aaaaaah!
04:10You okay, Geeker?
04:31I don't know, Becky.
04:32I just lost control.
04:34I think there's something wrong with me.
04:36Oh, there is definitely something wrong with you.
04:41I know what's wrong with me.
04:43I only have four fingers.
04:45I gotta be like normal people!
04:50Will you give up on the finger thing?
04:53You're driving me nuts!
04:54Geeker, what's that on your arm?
04:57Um, a finger?
04:59No, next to the finger.
05:02Hey, I never noticed that before.
05:06You let Project G.K.R. escape.
05:20Again.
05:21We're most, uh, dreadfully sorry you, Mr. Moloch.
05:27Gentlemen, I am very, very angry.
05:32Do not underestimate Geeker.
05:36If he knew how to control his power, he could easily destroy the world.
05:43Or conquer it.
05:45For me, I must have him.
05:49Ah, sir, we should mention...
05:53That Geeker had some sort of a conniption-type fit deal.
05:59Interesting.
06:02Dr. Maston, on screen.
06:05Who cares?
06:06Interrupt me!
06:07Oh, it's you, Moloch.
06:10I'm working on reproducing Geeker.
06:13I've just finished G.K.R. number four.
06:16This time, success is ours.
06:28Darn it.
06:29I am told that Geeker has recently had her fit of some kind.
06:34Well, of course.
06:35That would be the self-destruct mechanism.
06:38The what?
06:40Self-destruct!
06:41Self-destruct!
06:42I told you about it!
06:44Don't deny it!
06:45Are you calling me a liar?
06:46Of course not.
06:48Refresh my memory.
06:49Well, in case Project G.K.R. fell into the wrong hands,
06:53I included a timed self-destruct feature.
06:56Geeker will start to lose control of himself and it'll explode.
06:59Unless I speak a code word to him.
07:01Gosh, look at the time.
07:03He should blow up in less than two hours.
07:05Do you think Geeker knows there is something wrong with him?
07:10Well, of course.
07:11A countdown timer will have appeared in his arm by now.
07:14Then he must know that you are the only one who can save him.
07:19This is perfect.
07:21He will have to come to your lab.
07:24When he does, we will have a trap waiting for him.
07:28Geeker will be mine once more.
07:30I'm gonna go boom!
07:35Come on, Geeker, this way!
07:56Over here!
07:58Quiet!
07:58After Becky saw that destruct sequence countdown on my arm,
08:08her concern was heartwarming.
08:10Just don't explode around me, Geek Boy.
08:14Only one person can save Geeker, the one who created him.
08:18Ha!
08:18If you're gonna suggest we break into Dr. Mastin's lab, forget it!
08:22I am never going back there.
08:24I did it once.
08:24Wanted to steal some equipment I could sell on the black market.
08:28But the equipment I stole turned out to have this little weirdo inside it.
08:34Now I'm stuck with him and the whole world is out to get me.
08:38You protect me because you're my special friend, Becky.
08:43I am not your special friend, Geeker.
08:45The only reason I didn't give you back to Moloch is...
08:49is...
08:49is...
08:50give me a minute.
08:51So you would just let him explode?
08:55I've barely made it into the lab before.
08:57And I guarantee you Mastin has beeped up security since then.
09:00Even if we did get in, we'd never get out alive.
09:03It's certain doom!
09:04We don't stand a chance.
09:07Well?
09:08Come on!
09:08We gotta get to the lab before Geeker explodes.
09:11You are my special friend, Becky.
09:14It's Lady Macbeth.
09:16This is Mastin's lab.
09:24It looks more like a crater.
09:26His lab is in the crater, you dinglebag.
09:31That is one strange lab.
09:34Mastin is one strange guy.
09:35This is so exciting.
09:40I'm going home to meet...
09:41my dad.
09:43You think Mastin is your dad?
09:46I'm gonna meet my daddy.
09:48I'm gonna meet my daddy.
09:50Any idea how to get down there?
09:52Think. Think.
09:54I'm gonna meet my daddy.
09:55Oh!
09:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:58This is trouble.
10:00Sorry.
10:13Can I have a peanut?
10:14I hate you.
10:16What are you doing, Doctor?
10:42I was shutting off the guard droids so that Geeker and his friends would reach our trap.
10:49If they encounter no security, they'll know it's a trap.
10:54I know that.
10:56Did you think I didn't know that?
10:59Do you doubt my brilliance?
11:04Of course not.
11:05You are Doctor Mastin, the greatest genius of all time.
11:09If the guard droids capture Geeker, so much the better.
11:14And if he gets through, our trap will be ready.
11:19Either way, we cannot fail.
11:21Geeker doesn't stand a chance.
11:35We must be very quiet.
11:37Yeah, right.
11:40Look!
11:41The moon is beauti-
11:43Shh!
11:45Can't you shut up for one second like a normal person?
11:49Ooh.
11:50Like a normal person.
12:01Enough with the finger thing!
12:04It's okay.
12:05I don't think anyone heard you.
12:06On Jupiter.
12:09We'd better keep moving.
12:25I like crabs.
12:27Them's good eatin'.
12:28What the heck are those things?
12:58I weren't here when I broke in before.
13:00I bet they're enchanted crabberries!
13:04Nyeh!
13:12All clear.
13:13Let's get out of here!
13:21Enough running!
13:22I feel like smashing something.
13:25Can I have a hand sandwich?
13:41A fighting axe?
13:42Ah!
13:43Thank you!
13:54Hah!
13:55That's what I call smashing!
13:57Those are the new Dreadnought series guard droids.
14:04What does that mean?
14:06It means we are in very serious trouble.
14:09Three of them. Great. We get one each.
14:28Spread out!
14:39You're free!
14:58Where is Tuesday for the pantry, Walrus? My waffle is Napoleon.
15:09Wow! You can see the whole city from up here.
15:17Geeker! Get the door to the lab open! Hurry!
15:21I am so on top of that.
15:28Open up!
15:29Hey! It's cold outside!
15:31Voice not recognized.
15:35Is this better?
15:39I've done it! I've done it! I've done it! I did it! I dood it!
15:51Ride this way. Watch your step.
15:52Uh, don't run with the scissors.
15:58Aw, wow. Come back, eyeballs.
16:00Hey, you guys. Come here. Hello?
16:02We're okay now. They don't have security in here.
16:04The guard droids are expected to stop everything.
16:07Seven minutes. We'll make it.
16:12They have arrived. Is it ready?
16:18Of course it's ready!
16:20Do you doubt my brilliance?
16:22No, no, no. I was merely asking.
16:25They will come to this computer to find out how to turn off Geeker's destruct sequence.
16:31The moment they touch the keyboard, they will all be immobilized.
16:36Excellent. Let's get out of sight.
16:38I don't see why we have to hide.
16:41Do you really want to be here when the dinosaur shows up?
16:46Uh, point well taken.
16:54Mastin may be inside. Get ready for a fight.
16:58I'm gonna meet my daddy! And daddy's gonna meet his Geeker!
17:01What if he doesn't like me, cause I don't have five fingers like normal people?
17:10Knock it off, Geeker!
17:12Just stop trying!
17:13You can never be like normal people. Never!
17:16Never?
17:19Don't you look at me like that.
17:21You're being kind of hard on him.
17:23Back off, Noah! When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you.
17:27Less than five minutes.
17:29Okay, we're going in.
17:33Honey, I'm home!
17:37We're in luck. No one's here.
17:39Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
17:42This is where I used to live!
17:44Of course, I don't remember much from those days.
17:46Back then, I mostly just babbled and drooled.
17:49As opposed to...
17:51Yee-haw!
17:52I got me a brother!
17:57Come on out, brother mine!
18:01Oh, man. My brother melted.
18:04Geeker, hurry! Get into this computer and find out how to shut off your destruct sequence!
18:14Okay...
18:16A little hacking room, please.
18:23Hire!
18:27Becky!
18:29We'll get out of this, don't worry.
18:34Okay, now you can worry.
18:39Ah, Geeker. My masterwork.
18:44D-Daddy?
18:47In a way, yes.
18:49And since my genius gave you birth, I am also your... mother.
18:56We are getting into a real weird area here.
19:00How perfect you are! How beautiful!
19:03My daddy likes me!
19:06He's not your daddy, Geeker!
19:08He will explode soon, Doctor. You must reprogram his brain.
19:12Now!
19:13What? Oh, right. Of course.
19:16When this is done, you will know how to use your abilities.
19:24You will be able to do much more than just change shape. You will control all matter with your mind. You will have power enough to turn this entire planet to pure energy and destroy it with a thought!
19:42Don't want to destroy things!
19:49What's wrong? What is happening?
19:51He's resisting the reprogramming. He's stronger than I thought!
19:55Can you break through his resistance?
19:57Yes, but it will take time.
20:00He will explode in 40 seconds. Will it take longer than that?
20:03Yes!
20:04Stop resisting, or we will let you explode. Is that clear?
20:11Rather explode than be your fighting mercy!
20:18Fine. Let him explode.
20:23Just a little FYI. We're talking about a rather large explosion. Like a small thermonuclear bomb.
20:32Give him the code word, Maston.
20:37No! This is perfect, perfect!
20:41Maston, give him the code word!
20:43I and my masterwork shall be destroyed together!
20:46Give him the code word now, you fool!
20:48I'm alright!
20:49I agree!
20:50Prometheus!
20:51Code word recognized!
20:53Destruct sequence deactivated!
20:59That sure was exciting for a minute, huh?
21:01Well, Geeker, you'd rather explode than accept reprogramming.
21:09But would you rather see your friends destroyed?
21:13You can't hurt my friends!
21:15Don't do it, Geeker!
21:16You can't let Moloch have that much power!
21:20I'm sure we're all sick of countdowns, but you have until three to say yes.
21:24One.
21:25No.
21:26Two.
21:27No!
21:28Three!
21:29That shit!
21:31One.
21:32One.
21:33Two.
21:35One.
21:36Two.
21:38Three.
21:40Oh.
21:41You okay, Becky?
21:42Yeah.
21:44Geeker.
21:45That was unbelievable!
21:47How did you do it?
21:48Oh, I don't know.
21:50I just got mad.
21:52Remind me never to get you mad at me.
21:55Let's get out of here.
21:56Just a second.
21:58I want to give those guard droids some instructions first.
22:08Well, Diary, we're back home now,
22:11and Becky is puttering around,
22:13trying to make the place pretty.
22:17Would you look at this dump?
22:19Why can't we live like normal people?
22:23Ooh, like normal people.
22:27I forgot.
22:28You said I'd never be like normal people.
22:32You said I should stop trying.
22:35Geeker, never stop trying.
22:43Why do I encourage him?
22:45Hey, Geeker, I almost forgot.
22:50What instructions did you give those guard droids?
22:53I told them they love Moloch and Nastin,
22:56and that they want to be as close to them as possible.
23:01Not bad.
23:04Nice guard droids!
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