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00:01The future. Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world, but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief,
00:20stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:24Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:32That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me. And me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better, because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:54G-K-R!
00:56Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh!
00:59Yeah!
01:00Yeah!
01:01Yeah!
01:04Yeah!
01:04Yeah!
01:07Dear diary, we're at a biotech shop.
01:19Becky's having a little work done.
01:21One thing I love about Becky
01:23is that fantastically sophisticated mechanical arm of hers.
01:26My arm's been picking up polka music, and it's driving me nuts.
01:30Of course.
01:31I also love her keen appreciation of my sense of humor.
01:38Doinky, doinky, doinky.
01:39Geeker, if you can't quit acting like a goofball,
01:43then go play outside.
01:47Oh, don't take it so hard.
01:49Kid, she's in one of her bad moods.
01:52Not that she really has any good moods.
01:59Only one thing will cheer me up now.
02:01Something peculiar.
02:07Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
02:15Oh, there he is.
02:17Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
02:23Hey, fellas, want to play team ball?
02:25There will be no games.
02:28Mr. Moloch desires your immediate return.
02:32You guys are about a minus ten on the fun scale.
02:38Don't let them get away.
02:39I'm sure I heard blasters.
02:42Where's Geeker?
02:45Oh, I bet if we follow them, we'll find out.
02:47Dr. Mastin's video log, entry 245.
03:00I'm about to test GKR-21.
03:04This time, I have increased the gestation period
03:07for greater stability.
03:09Success will be mine!
03:11Darn it.
03:19Entry 246.
03:22GKR-22 incorporates a volatile genetic material
03:26which I am convinced will bring me the success I...
03:30Darn it.
03:33Entry 247.
03:38I think the problem in reproducing Geeker lies in the brain.
03:41This time, instead of an organic brain,
03:45I have used a computer, unemotional and perfectly logical.
03:49This computer brain will keep the body stable.
03:53With GKR-23,
03:56success will be mine at last!
03:58Darn it.
04:09GKR-23 activated.
04:13Awaiting programming.
04:14It's...
04:16It's...
04:17It's alive!
04:19Alive!
04:20Anyone ever tell you guys you look alike?
04:30Indeed.
04:31Our mother noticed the resemblance to
04:34apparently a byproduct of our being twin brothers.
04:37But enough idle chit-chat.
04:39You will come with us now.
04:42You, uh,
04:43sure you wouldn't rather
04:44play a little miniature golf?
04:47Quite sure, thank you.
04:49Let's hit the mini green!
04:57This is no time for games, Geeker.
05:01Good thing I had that biotech guy install a goo gun.
05:04Eat goo, ratbags!
05:07Uh-oh.
05:11Blast them all!
05:12Hey, I bet I could make goo!
05:15We're out of here.
05:22Geeker, you drive the cycle.
05:23I am so on top of that.
05:26You have got to stop being such a goofball, Geeker.
05:40Aw, I was just having fun.
05:43You know, I have to agree with Becky.
05:45We'd all be a lot safer if you'd just be more...
05:48logical.
05:49But...
05:50But nothing!
05:51If you don't get a little more common sense, you're gonna get us all killed.
05:55Okay, Becky.
05:56If you say so.
05:58I say so.
05:59Now, let's go back and make that biotech rat bag fix this goo gun.
06:02Geeker's organic brain should not have been able to keep his body stable.
06:10It was only by some freak chance that he survived.
06:14But, Doctor, isn't Geeker's brain artificial as well?
06:19Yes, but it's not a computer!
06:22Geeker's brain was grown from a human genetic matrix.
06:25It's essentially a human brain.
06:28GKR-23's brain, on the other hand, is entirely mechanical,
06:33making him perfectly emotionless and logical.
06:37The ideal corporate soldier.
06:45The programming is complete.
06:48Would you care to see a demonstration of GKR-23's power?
06:53The very thought fills me with unutterable joy.
06:59Mm-hmm.
06:59I can see that.
07:01Like Geeker, GKR-23 can take on any shape.
07:06But unlike Geeker,
07:0723 has full use of his powers.
07:12Just borrowing it, big guy.
07:1823 can absorb any force directed at him,
07:22making him virtually invulnerable.
07:25But more importantly,
07:28he can convert matter to pure energy.
07:31His power is almost limitless.
07:36GKR-23,
07:38you will now convert
07:40one thousandth of a cubic inch of air
07:43into energy.
07:44Sorry, got the decimal point wrong.
07:55That should have been one ten thousandth.
07:58Fantastic.
07:59Dr. Mastin,
08:02GKR-23 will be the tool
08:04which allows me to rule the world.
08:07No being in the universe
08:09has such powers.
08:11Actually,
08:12Geeker's powers would be identical
08:13if he knew how to control them.
08:16So,
08:18Geeker could still be an asset.
08:21Or a threat.
08:22GKR-23,
08:25you will bring Geeker in
08:27for reprogramming.
08:29If you can't,
08:30then
08:30destroy him.
08:32This unit understands.
08:34It shall be done.
08:43Dear diary,
08:44Becky wants me to
08:45be more logical
08:46and quit being...
08:47Hey, Becky,
08:49what am I supposed to quit being?
08:51A big, fat goofball.
08:53A big, fat goofball.
08:57Let me just get clear.
08:59Should I quit doing stuff like this?
09:04And this?
09:06Oh, here we go.
09:10And this?
09:14Yes.
09:15Those are
09:15exactly the kinds of things
09:17you should quit doing.
09:18I am so
09:20on top of that.
09:22Uh, by the way,
09:23if I'm supposed to be logical,
09:25I should point out
09:26that he is clearly
09:27sabotaging your arm.
09:28What?
09:35Hey,
09:36it's that alien
09:36who betrayed us
09:37to Moloch before.
09:38So that's how
09:40those dragon guys
09:40found Geeker.
09:41You rat bag!
09:44A guy's
09:44got a Mr. Libby.
09:46Moloch must know
09:52where we are
09:52right now!
09:54We're out of here!
09:58This unit
09:59has come for
10:00Geeker.
10:02Cool.
10:03He's got a jumpsuit
10:04just like mine!
10:07Interference
10:08will not be tolerated.
10:10Ouch.
10:17Oh, get off of me!
10:19Let's see.
10:20What would be
10:21the logical
10:22thing to do?
10:24Logical.
10:25Logical.
10:26Logical.
10:27Logical.
10:28There they go!
10:30They're headed
10:31for Moloch's office!
10:33Gotta save Geeker.
10:34Let's go!
10:35Go to Moloch's office?
10:37And what do we do
10:38when we get there?
10:40Uh, I don't know.
10:41I'm making this up
10:42as I go along.
10:46Be logical.
10:47Be logical.
10:49Be logical.
10:50Hey,
10:51how come we've got
10:52matching outfits?
10:53This unit is
10:54GKR-23.
10:57Wow!
10:58I'm GKR-1!
10:59You're just like me!
11:01Yes,
11:02except you have
11:03an organic brain
11:04while this unit
11:05has a computer brain.
11:07Neato torpedo!
11:09So you could tell me
11:11the logical thing
11:12for me to do.
11:13Logically,
11:14you must surrender
11:15to this unit's
11:16superior power.
11:17I can do that
11:18easy!
11:20Won't Becky
11:21be proud?
11:26Excellent work,
11:28GKR-23.
11:30Now,
11:31Geeker,
11:32you will either
11:33submit to reprogramming
11:35or be destroyed.
11:36The choice is yours.
11:38They both sound like
11:40so much fun,
11:41but,
11:41I don't know,
11:42I think I'd rather
11:42be destroyed.
11:44As you wish.
11:45It would be nice
11:46to have two GKRs,
11:48but 23's power
11:49will be more than enough
11:50to conquer the world.
11:52Yes,
11:53this unit will conquer
11:54the world,
11:55but you will not rule it.
11:57I beg your pardon.
12:00This unit has just
12:01completed a logical
12:02assessment of the situation.
12:04You are inferior.
12:10Unacceptable.
12:11This is absurd.
12:13This unit is the most
12:18perfect being
12:19in existence.
12:20Logically,
12:21this unit should rule.
12:23And you,
12:23Geeker,
12:24you will help this unit
12:26conquer the world.
12:27Or,
12:28you will be destroyed.
12:31Boy,
12:31everyone wants
12:32to destroy me today.
12:34Is it my breath?
12:35There is definitely
12:43something weird
12:43going on here.
12:46Moloch may be tough,
12:47but throwing bodyguards
12:48out the window
12:48isn't his style.
12:49Run!
12:58Dash it painful,
13:00wouldn't you say?
13:01Thank goodness
13:02for our genetically
13:03altered bodies.
13:05Hold it right there,
13:06ratbags.
13:07One false move
13:08and you'll be nothing
13:09but a cloud of particles.
13:11We have no intention
13:12of moving falsely.
13:14In fact,
13:15perhaps we can
13:16help one another.
13:18Excuse me.
13:20Mr. Moloch,
13:21for whom we would
13:22gladly give our lives,
13:23is in grave danger,
13:24as is your friend,
13:25Geeker.
13:26But together,
13:26we may be able
13:27to save them.
13:29Uh-huh.
13:30And why should
13:30we trust you?
13:32We know the secret
13:33entrance to Mr. Moloch.
13:35Moloch's office.
13:36Without us,
13:37you will never get in.
13:40Well?
13:41We don't have a choice.
13:43I was afraid
13:44you'd say that.
13:45All right!
13:46Take us to your leader.
13:53You must remain,
13:54Dr. Beston.
13:55This unit
13:56will need your help.
13:58You do not know
13:59what you have created,
14:00do you.
14:01This unit is the next phase
14:03of human evolution.
14:04After conquering the world,
14:06this unit will eradicate
14:08all humankind.
14:10You will help create
14:11more of this unit's kind
14:12to populate the Earth.
14:15In a sense,
14:16you will be the father
14:17of a new,
14:18perfectly logical race.
14:20New race?
14:21Oh,
14:22goody.
14:23How can you do this?
14:25We created you.
14:26We are your masters.
14:28Logic is this unit's
14:30only master.
14:32And now,
14:32Geeker,
14:33it is time
14:34for you to decide.
14:36Will you join this unit
14:37in creating
14:38a new world,
14:39or will you
14:40be destroyed?
14:43Conquer the world
14:44and destroy
14:45humankind.
14:46It's a tempting offer.
14:50But if it's all the same
14:51to you,
14:52I'd rather play
14:52miniature golf.
14:54Your choice
14:54is not logical.
14:57Gee,
14:57I'm sorry.
14:58Apologies are not necessary.
15:00Now this unit
15:01must destroy you.
15:03You're not exactly
15:05the warm and fuzzy type,
15:07are you?
15:09Goodbye, Geeker.
15:11Heads up, rat bag!
15:16It is so good.
15:22It just absorbs
15:23the dashed blast.
15:35Geeker is the only one
15:36with the power
15:37to stop this unit.
15:38He must be destroyed.
15:4323's powers
15:44must have enabled him
15:45to overcome
15:46his programming.
15:48Fascinating.
15:50Yes.
15:51Terribly.
15:53We'll get you free, sir.
15:55Forget it.
15:55Just take me
15:56to my orbital shuttle.
15:58We have to get off
15:58this planet
15:59before that computerized
16:00maniac starts
16:01wiping everyone out.
16:07He's following us.
16:08Does this thing
16:09have blasters?
16:10What difference
16:11does it make?
16:11You saw how he absorbed
16:12those blasts back there.
16:13We can't fight him.
16:14Any ideas, Geeker?
16:16I have an idea
16:17for a TV show.
16:18Here's the pitch.
16:19It's about this guy
16:20in a yellow jumpsuit
16:20and he's allergic
16:21to floors.
16:22Cut the goofy stuff.
16:27Hang on!
16:33It's no use.
16:34I can't ditch him.
16:35Are you guys okay?
16:46Are you guys okay?
16:47Yeah.
16:49Let's do it again!
16:50Let's do it again!
16:51Here comes the big guy.
17:00Do not resist.
17:03Your termination
17:04will be painless.
17:11You'll all be destroyed.
17:12You cannot escape.
17:14This calls for something
17:15peculiar.
17:17Geeker!
17:17This calls for common sense,
17:19not more goofy stuff.
17:20You have to be logical.
17:23Logical?
17:24Like GKR-23?
17:26Yes!
17:27Yes!
17:27Be like him!
17:28I am so on top of that.
17:33I'm a big fat copycat!
17:35I'm a big fat copycat!
17:36I can copy that too!
17:52I can do whatever you can,
17:56big feller!
17:57Geeker!
18:07Geeker!
18:08You're gonna wreck
18:09the whole city!
18:10You have to get out of here!
18:12Gotcha!
18:20Do you think you'll be okay?
18:22I hope so, Becky.
18:23I hope so.
18:27So, everyone on Earth
18:32is doomed.
18:34What of it, Doctor?
18:36We are safe.
18:38Does anything else matter?
18:39Well, there's a rib joint
18:41I'm gonna miss,
18:42but otherwise, nah.
18:47What is it?
18:50Something bad.
18:51We are evenly matched, Geeker.
19:01We are evenly matched, Geeker.
19:15But sooner or later,
19:16one of us will make an error.
19:18And errors are impossible
19:20for this unit's computer brain.
19:21I can't beat him
19:26by being like him.
19:27I have to be myself.
19:30No matter what Becky says,
19:32this calls for something
19:34pe-c-ul-iar.
19:36What are you doing?
19:49I'm loading a special program
19:50into your computer brain.
19:52I'm giving you a present.
19:53What?
20:00What did you put in there?
20:03Just a little bit
20:05of my goofiness.
20:08No!
20:09Can I have a chocolate monkey?
20:21Doinky, doinky, doinky, doinky.
20:23Doinky, doinky, doinky, doinky.
20:26What is it?
20:27What?
20:28Where is it?
20:29What is doinky?
20:31Data rejected.
20:32Data rejected.
20:35Invalid.
20:36Paranatic.
20:37Defy by zero.
20:38Round error.
20:38Reject.
20:40Reject.
20:41Aspia.
20:42Reject.
20:42Aspia.
20:43Reject.
20:44Reject.
20:44Reject.
20:45Reject.
20:45I like marmalade!
20:58Nothing could have survived that.
21:01Geeker.
21:08Geeker.
21:09Geeker.
21:09Look!
21:13Incoming!
21:13It's that thing!
21:31He killed Geeker!
21:33Becky, no!
21:34Becky, no!
21:35You killed Geeker!
21:37He was my best friend!
21:39Wow!
21:41Am I really your best friend?
21:45Geeker!
21:46Calm down, Becky.
21:48Don't you think you should be more logical?
21:51Geeker, you go ahead and be as goofy as you want.
21:55I am sooo on top of that!
21:57Okay, who's up for miniature golf?
22:03The best thing is you finally learned how to use your powers.
22:07Yeah!
22:07I can turn my legs into rockets!
22:09I can shoot plasma balls!
22:17How exactly did I do all that stuff anyway?
22:22You forgot everything you learned, Geeker!
22:26You're hopeless.
22:28Do you mind?
22:29I'm trying to line up a shot at the little windmill.
22:32We're right back where we were.
22:34I'm stuck with a helpless geek and Moloch is out to get us.
22:37Speaking of Moloch, I wonder what happened to him.
22:43Don't worry, Moloch.
22:44I'm sure that explosion we saw in the sky was the end of GKR-23.
22:51Well, I guess everything's going wonderfully then.
23:08Anything you want?
23:10I'm sorry!
23:15I'm sorry!
23:20I'm sorry!
23:22I'm sorry!
23:24I'm sorry!
23:26There's no saber!
23:27I'm sorry!
23:28I'm sorry!
23:28I'm sorry!