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00:01The future. Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world, but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief,
00:20stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:24Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:32That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me.
00:36And me, and me, and me, and me.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better, because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:54GK.
00:55It's just like you make a new life.
01:25Oh, my God.
01:55Oh, my God.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:55Oh, my God.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:55Oh, my God.
03:57Sorry, Geeker. They were all out of chocolate monkeys.
04:00Bummer, bummer.
04:01Becky, look!
04:02I'm on TV.
04:07What?
04:08This was the scene last night as Neil Donair was terrorized by an enormous shape-changing monster.
04:12I don't get it. You're not a monster.
04:14That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
04:18Moloch Industries promises to take a leading role in ridding the city of this terrible creature.
04:25If you see anyone resembling this monster, contact the Pinkers at once.
04:30A sizable reward will be paid.
04:33Look, it's him.
04:37Uh-oh, Geeker. You've been made.
04:39Yes, using the finest ingredients.
04:41I mean, you've been identified. Come on!
04:44This monster may be disguised as a normal human being, but he can be identified by his four-fingered hand.
04:53When? Oh, when will they let me forget my tragic deformity?
04:59I said, come on!
05:00That's him, all right. Get him before he turns into a monster.
05:04The monster?
05:05He looked taller on the telly.
05:13You're evil and nasty.
05:16There they are!
05:18Back off!
05:19Uh-huh. Well, whatever you say, sister.
05:22Ugh. I can't hurt innocent people.
05:26Well, it's tempting.
05:29Any ideas, Geeker?
05:30Yeah! Bell-bottom shorts! Fashionable and breezy.
05:33Lower your weapon and surrender!
05:35Get us out of here, Geeker!
05:36I am so on top of that! Follow me!
05:40Well, why not?
05:43Ah! This is why not!
05:50Ugh!
05:51Phew!
05:52Golly! You landed a lot softer than I did!
05:55I hate you.
06:03Obviously, Dr. Mastin has succeeded in creating another Geeker.
06:06He's using the imposter to turn the city against the real Geeker.
06:10Hmm, makes sense. That will leave Geeker with nowhere to hide.
06:14Moloch is waging a war of nerves.
06:17And speaking of nerves, I've got only one left, and you're right on it, Geeker!
06:22Do chickens burp?
06:22Geeker, do you understand what Moloch is doing?
06:26As long as this monster is running loose, people will never accept you.
06:30They won't? That's mean.
06:32There's only one thing we can do about it.
06:34Right! Call Moloch's mother. She'll make him stop.
06:38No, Geeker. We have to catch this evil Geeker ourselves.
06:44And that's how they became the Grady Group!
06:50Ta-da!
06:52Well, that's all the TV theme songs I know.
06:58Sleepy now.
06:59So get some sleep.
07:02We'll be up all night scanning the city for the evil Geeker.
07:05I guess you'll have to stay up looking for the bad, old, naughty, evil, recalcitrant Geeker without me.
07:12My heart weeps.
07:14Now that's music to my ears.
07:21Oh my god.
07:30Oh my god!
07:36You got it!
07:38Jeeker!
07:39Giger!
07:57Giger! He's missed out of it!
07:59Get back! I think he's gonna blow!
08:10After him, quick!
08:21So, Sputnik.
08:23Do you know what they call Sirius?
08:26The Dog Star.
08:29Well, don't blame me. I didn't name it.
08:39Noah, look!
08:45Help! A dragon!
08:49That sounds like our boy.
08:54Let's see how he reacts to a few stun balls!
09:11Let's see how he reacts to a few stun balls!
09:30Time to get serious!
09:41Becky, I have an idea.
09:44That's good.
09:47Because we need a great one.
09:49Geeker changed when he fell asleep.
09:52Maybe he's sleepwalking.
09:55Sleepwrecking is more like it.
09:58Okay, so all we have to do is wake him up!
10:05What are we gonna do?
10:06Fake a sunrise. Quick, fire a flash blast at the mirror!
10:12Whoa!
10:22Is it morning already?
10:30So for some reason, Geeker,
10:32when you fall asleep,
10:34you turn into some kind of monster.
10:37I'll never be accepted by normal people
10:40if they think I'm going to eat them.
10:44Yeah, tell me about it.
10:45We'll try to find out what's causing this.
10:47And meanwhile, you have to stay awake!
10:50Geeker!
10:51I am so on top of that.
10:58Dear Diary, once I got my second wind,
11:00staying up all night became fun!
11:03I painted everyone's toenails,
11:06gave Becky a new hairdo,
11:09and baked some brownies!
11:10Huh?
11:16Looky, guys!
11:17We didn't have any sugar,
11:18so I used soap!
11:23I was twisting the night away when Noah said...
11:25I found something!
11:26There's a signal coming in from space,
11:28and it seems to be tuned to Geeker's unconscious brain.
11:32Where you hear all the hits all the time, Kemosabe!
11:36Stow it, Geeker!
11:37We have to find the source of that signal and shut it down!
11:40Which means renting a shuttle.
11:42Which means getting Geeker through the spaceport...
11:52...without being noticed.
11:56Any ideas, Geeker?
11:58Yeah!
11:59Electric oysters!
12:00Self-opening!
12:05Okay.
12:06We can do this.
12:07We've got to do this!
12:11Geeker!
12:13You have to stay awake!
12:16I know that!
12:18Oh!
12:19What was that about?
12:20Well, it's the first sign that you need sleep.
12:22You get cranky.
12:24I'm not cranky!
12:26Okay.
12:27Maybe just a little.
12:33Oh, man.
12:34It's gonna stick out like a sore thumb at the spaceport.
12:37Maybe not.
12:38I have an idea.
12:41Oh!
12:46We need a private hauler.
12:47Somebody that works cheap.
12:49And doesn't ask any questions.
12:51Oh.
12:52Oh-oh-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah-wah.
12:54The scary thing is, he's developed a following.
13:01Geeker is already showing signs of advanced sleep deprivation.
13:05If his condition keeps getting worse, he'll become irrational.
13:08Huh, there's a novelty.
13:10He may even start hallucinating.
13:14Look out for the dancing hippos!
13:17Kind of like that?
13:19Uh-huh.
13:20It's the monster!
13:22Blast him!
13:24We're out of here!
13:46This way!
13:47We're okay now.
14:00Oh...
14:01Oh...
14:05Oh...
14:07Hmm...
14:34Come on!
14:37Ooh!
14:41What the heck?
14:45This can't possibly be good.
15:07Oh my!
15:08Everybody get out of the way!
15:09This is the worst catastrophe!
15:10The crocodiles are eating the ostriches!
15:11Oh, the humanity!
15:12There's what we need!
15:15Unfortunately, you're right.
15:17Oh my, everybody get out of the way!
15:19This is the worst catastrophe!
15:20The crocodiles are eating the ostriches!
15:22Oh, the humanity!
15:24There's what we need!
15:25Unfortunately, you're right!
15:26Hey, Flyboy!
15:27The name's Buzz!
15:28And this had better be dadgum important!
15:30Medical emergency!
15:31Oh!
15:32Oh my, everybody get out of the way!
15:33This is the worst catastrophe!
15:34The crocodiles are eating the ostriches!
15:35Oh, the humanity!
15:37There's what we need!
15:39There's what we need!
15:40Unfortunately, you're right!
15:43Hey, Flyboy!
15:46The name's Buzz!
15:48And this had better be dadgum important!
15:55Medical emergency!
15:57I believe you!
16:02There they are!
16:07Get this, Russ Bucket Airborne!
16:19Russ Bucket!
16:21Diplomacy, McBeth.
16:26I mean that in the flattering pro-oxidation sense of course.
16:29Russ Bucket my thorax!
16:32Next you'll probably wanna see my pilot flutches!
16:35You do have one, right?
16:38As if!
16:56Um, what's wrong with your friend anyway?
17:00Uh, brain fleas.
17:02Yep!
17:04I had the nose slice once!
17:06Darn near warm a finger to the bone!
17:08Ooh!
17:10Hey, the signal's getting stronger.
17:13It's coming from that space station!
17:15Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
17:18Ah!
17:22Look out!
17:23Rabbit chocolate space monkeys!
17:25Hey, what are you trying to...
17:27Get back!
17:28Get back!
17:29Get back!
17:30Get back!
17:31Get back!
17:32Get back!
17:33Get back!
17:34Get back!
17:35Get back!
17:36Get back!
17:37Get back!
17:38Get back!
17:39Get back!
17:40Get back!
17:41Get back!
17:42Get back!
17:43Get back!
17:44Get back!
17:45Get back!
17:46Get back!
17:47Get back!
17:48Get back!
17:49Get back!
17:50Get back!
17:51Get back!
17:52Okay, Buzz. He's better now.
17:55Better than what?
17:57The fella's got to wander.
18:10Well, looks like your friend's recovered.
18:13Greek marmalade in the gene pool.
18:16I had a cousin like him once.
18:19Voices in his head told him to make soup.
18:21Great. Thanks for sharing.
18:24I'm through.
18:25Quietly now?
18:28Uh, yeah.
18:36Wait for us.
18:37Sure thing. Can I get paid now?
18:40As if.
18:42Okay, but the meter's running!
18:47There's our target.
18:49Soften it up for me, Macbeth.
18:50Come no further, or I press this button.
18:59Dr. Mastin?
19:01So you were controlling Geeker.
19:03Don't be stupid.
19:05If I could control him, I would have just made him come to me.
19:10I have merely been influencing him, stimulating his sleeping brain and implanting the urge to destroy.
19:18So, all we need to do is wreck your machine, and Geeker can sleep in peace.
19:22No, that won't help you now.
19:24All of Neodenair thinks he's a monster.
19:30The stupid public doesn't know that I was behind Geeker's rampage.
19:35With the entire city against him, Geeker will have no place to hide.
19:40You might as well hand him over.
19:45Did you get that, Becky?
19:47Every syllable.
19:49The stupid public doesn't know that I was behind Geeker's rampage.
19:54That I was behind Geeker's rampage.
19:56I was behind Geeker's rampage.
19:58Give me that recording!
19:59I've already uploaded it to the news network.
20:02It'll be broadcast all over Neodenair.
20:05Then you force me to use Lulube.
20:13I named her after my mother.
20:18Oh, this is trouble.
20:26Geeker!
20:27Rock-a-bye Geeker in the test tube.
20:29What are you doing?
20:30Singing him to sleep.
20:31When it boils over, he'll still be a boob.
20:35This is going to be very bad.
20:58They've done it!
21:00I'm out of here!
21:00Geeker, we're going to crash!
21:23Wake up!
21:24Yeah, we wouldn't want the little rat bag to miss it.
21:28Look, Geeker.
21:30It's morning.
21:31Yeah.
21:32Is it summer?
21:34Because the nights seem really short.
21:37We're crashing, Geeker!
21:38Do something!
21:39I am so on top of that!
21:41Dr. Maston, our comm link has been broken.
22:00Come in, Maston.
22:02Ridiculous.
22:14Hi, Mr. Moloch!
22:16Morning, Moloch.
22:20Sorry we can't stay for a power breakfast.
22:24Bye, Mr. Moloch!
22:25It seemed like such a good plan.
22:33No.
22:38Geeker.
22:55No.
22:56Let's get into it!
23:07Ugh.
23:07igos
23:09We're all 1 are in the eyes.
23:09It's still you in the eyes.
23:10No.
23:10We're all 2 is in the eyes.
23:11That's why I saw this cru Nadap.
23:12It's still Terry.
23:13It's still there!
23:14Yeah.
23:15And over there.
23:16We are 2으mer.
23:17You OK.
23:18All 2 isblend.
23:19It's still here.
23:20We are to convince you guys that you can get back.
23:22You got to come, ask me two.
23:24You got to come.

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