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00:01The future.
00:03Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world,
00:17but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief, stole me before I could receive the programming
00:22which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:25Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:33That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me, then.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better,
00:43because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:55Geeker!
01:09Dear Diary...
01:10Boy, did I ever learn a lesson!
01:12When a happy clown offers to take you to the circus, just say no!
01:16They know. The reprogramming equipment is ready. Could you just help me unzip this costume? Not that it's utterly humiliating or anything.
01:27No time for that now, Doctor. Soon, Geeker, you will be completely under my control. With your power, I will conquer the world.
01:39Freeze, ratbags!
01:53Becky!
01:54How dramatic. A last-minute rescue. What a shame it failed.
02:02What do you mean it...
02:03Return Geeker to the containment cylinder. As for the other two, I'm sure you can think of something suitably unpleasant.
02:19A blaster!
02:24Nobody move, or I blast your boss!
02:27Guys, we're out of here.
02:30You idiot! That isn't a blaster!
02:34Then I guess you won't mind if I try it out on you.
02:36Don't let her press that button!
02:39Too slow.
02:40What?
02:41I told her it wasn't a weapon. It was my new time displacement unit. And it looks like it worked pretty good.
02:59Would you mind explaining what happened, Doctor?
03:02It's quite simple. Geeker and his friends have been sent to the future, swapped with an equal amount of mass.
03:10So they are in the future. And that's where these machines come from.
03:15They have gone forward about a hundred years. They'll swap back when the unit's power runs out.
03:20Mind transference beam. How interesting. I believe we can make use of this.
03:33Oh!
03:47Where the heck are we?
03:50More like Wen. This isn't a blaster. It's some kind of time machine.
03:54K-O-O-L! Cool!
03:59According to the readout, we're a hundred years in the future.
04:01Oh, no. A hundred years! Think how much chocolate monkey technology must have advanced!
04:08Chocolate monkeys of tomorrow. Yumble edges!
04:16Yeah, just great. But how are we gonna get back?
04:19Don't worry. This thing is using a huge amount of power to keep us here.
04:23When its charge runs out, we'll return.
04:26From the power display, I'd say we'll only be here about an hour.
04:31Oh, good. We just have to sit tight for an hour and we'll be safe.
04:35No need to go out and risk running into dangerous future stuff.
04:39Chocolate monkeys of tomorrow! Prepare to be devoured!
04:43Geeker, come back!
04:53Oh, oh, oh, oh!
04:58Geeker! Geeker!
05:00Come on back inside!
05:06It could be dangerous out! This can't possibly be good.
05:19Emperor Moloch.
05:20Beloved ruler of the galaxy!
05:24After all we've gone through, trying to keep Moloch from capturing Geeker and conquering the world.
05:30We failed. We might as well never have tried.
05:36Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. This is a moment calling for great words of wisdom.
05:43It's not whether you win or lose, it's how many chickens you count before they hatch!
05:47A winner never quits, and one man's meat is another man's poison.
05:58Hmm.
06:00Now get in there and win one for the Geeker!
06:03Hard to believe we failed with a genius like you around.
06:16Someone's coming!
06:20Run for your life!
06:22The Avatar is coming!
06:26Wh-where is he?
06:27He was right behind!
06:31The Avatar!
06:33No!
06:38You have been found guilty of thoughts against the Empire.
06:43You will be taken to the reprogramming camps.
06:52That glowing guy must be the Avatar they were talking about.
06:56Chump and jinkies, he's powerful!
06:59But what is he?
07:00Oh my gosh.
07:05Geeker.
07:07The Avatar is you!
07:09Someone is hiding in the shadows. Get them!
07:14Oh, run!
07:15That door, hurry!
07:16We've lost them.
07:17What is this place?
07:18Imperial subjects!
07:19Imperial subjects! Welcome!
07:20Welcome!
07:21The Avatar is hiding in the shadows. Get them!
07:22Oh, run!
07:23The Avatar is hiding in the shadows.
07:24This place is hiding a way of dying.
07:29The Avatar is hiding in the shadows.
07:29We've lost them.
07:41What is this place?
07:44Imperial subjects, welcome to the Hall of Moloch's enemies.
07:50It's okay. It's just a recording.
07:52Here, all may come to view those who have defied the Emperor
08:00and learn from their example.
08:08Glory to Moloch! Long may he reign!
08:16Got to stop this from happening.
08:18It's already happened. Moloch captured Geeker
08:21and used his power to conquer the galaxy.
08:23We can't stop it.
08:26Stow the defeatist talk, soldier!
08:28Here are your marching orders.
08:29One, find out how I was captured.
08:31Two, go back and prevent it.
08:34Three!
08:36Buy me a chocolate monkey.
08:39Geeker's right.
08:40Loopy is a phone cord, but right.
08:43Now, how are we going to find out how he was captured?
08:46I have an idea.
08:48Well, ask me.
08:55Gosh!
08:56I didn't know scales could get that wrinkled.
08:58Hmm.
09:05This thing is incredibly advanced.
09:08It doesn't even have any parts.
09:10I'll never figure it out.
09:12Failure is not an option, Doctor.
09:14Well, I could make a copy of it
09:17in the Molecular Duplicator.
09:20Superb.
09:26Oh, there we go.
09:28While this is working,
09:30could you just help me reach the zipper
09:32on this costume?
09:33No time for that now.
09:34I have a plan to formulate.
09:39I'm getting sick of that skinny mustache, creep.
09:42Oh, this is horrible.
09:52Oh, so you're a little old.
09:55Big deal.
09:56Just think how much wisdom
09:58you must have gained over the years.
09:59Is that the pizza man?
10:03I hope you didn't forget the anchovies this time.
10:06Okay.
10:09Forget the wisdom thing.
10:11Noah?
10:13Noah?
10:13Can you hear me?
10:15Ah!
10:18Is that you, Mama?
10:19Oh, boy.
10:21Noah, we need to know
10:22how Moloch caught Geeker.
10:24When did it happen?
10:26Ah, it was so long ago.
10:29So long?
10:30On the day?
10:32The day it rained chocolate monkeys?
10:33Wait!
10:34He's...
10:35I'm completely out of it.
10:38I can't watch this.
10:39Ah!
10:40The eyes!
10:42The eyes!
10:43Beware the eyes!
10:45Okay, okay, big fella.
10:47Let's take one teeny step
10:49closer to Logic Land.
10:51Noah, is there any way
10:53we can stop Moloch
10:54from capturing Geeker?
10:55You must have some idea.
10:57I've thought about it for years.
11:00So many years.
11:01And I have an idea
11:03I think might have worked.
11:05Yes?
11:07Mirror, mirror
11:09on the wall.
11:12Is it me
11:13or is he a few cocktail francs
11:15short of an hors d'oeuvre platter?
11:17Dino's live a long time
11:18but he's been locked up
11:20for a hundred years.
11:21He's pretty far gone.
11:23Oh, we're not gonna get
11:24anything out of him.
11:25And we've only got
11:26about a minute left
11:26before this thingy
11:27runs out of power
11:28and we go back
11:28for the past.
11:29Uh, how you feeling, Noah?
11:33How do you think
11:34I'm feeling?
11:35I've just seen
11:36what the rest of my life
11:37will be.
11:38Rotting in a cell.
11:39There's no hope.
11:41For me.
11:42For any of us.
11:44When we get back
11:45we might as well
11:45just hand you over
11:46to Moloch.
11:47The dino is right.
11:51You haven't got
11:53a chance.
11:54If only I had
11:58my blaster.
11:59Why?
12:00We won't hurt you.
12:02Soon you will return
12:03to your own time
12:04and Geeker
12:05will fall into my hands.
12:07Shouldn't Moloch
12:08be really old?
12:10Who cares?
12:12Excuse me,
12:14Mr. Cranky.
12:15I just wanted to see you
12:17before you went back
12:18for my own amusement.
12:21Maybe you'll be
12:22amused by this.
12:24That'll teach you
12:28to...
12:29Look!
12:35It's a robot.
12:37That's why
12:37he hasn't aged.
12:39Becky,
12:40the time thingy
12:40is almost out of power.
12:42Okay, Avatar.
12:44Where's the real Moloch?
12:47You fools.
12:49I am Moloch.
12:54Ah, got it just in time.
13:16Here's your mind transference beam.
13:19Superb.
13:19Get ready to use it
13:21when Geeker and his friends
13:22reappear.
13:23When they what?
13:28Shouldn't they have reappeared
13:30when the mind transference beam vanished?
13:32Of course
13:33they wouldn't reappear here.
13:35They didn't stay
13:36in the same place
13:37in the future,
13:37so they didn't come back
13:39to the same place.
13:39Don't you know anything?
13:41Now will you please
13:43help me reach
13:44the stepper?
13:46No time for that now,
13:47Doctor.
13:49Stonebender,
13:49on screen.
13:51Yes?
13:52I want every pinker
13:53in the city
13:53out searching for Geeker.
13:55Now.
13:55That will be all.
13:58Diary,
13:59when Noah saw himself
14:00old and wrinkly,
14:01it just took all
14:02the fight out of him.
14:03But I'm sure
14:04his buoyant spirit
14:06will recover soon.
14:09We're doomed.
14:11Molok will rule
14:11the galaxy
14:12and I'll be
14:12a babbling old loony.
14:14There's nothing
14:15we can do.
14:16Listen,
14:17I'm no good
14:18at sensitive stuff,
14:19Noah,
14:20but I feel like
14:20I should say something
14:21to cheer you up.
14:23So,
14:24quit being depressed
14:25right now!
14:27Oh,
14:28I think your approach
14:29might be just
14:29a wee bit off.
14:31Let me try.
14:33I know what'll
14:33cheer you up.
14:34We'll do something
14:35fun.
14:37Like play miniature golf.
14:41Ah!
14:44Or sing campfire songs.
14:47La la la!
14:50I know.
14:51We'll do the
14:52funnest thing of all.
14:53We'll tour
14:54the chocolate monkey factory.
14:57Geeker,
14:58I don't think...
15:01Oh!
15:03That's where they mix
15:23the chocolate.
15:25And that's the machine
15:27that spits out
15:27the finished monkeys.
15:28That's where
15:30the geniuses
15:31behind the chocolate monkey
15:32develop new ideas
15:34like the unpopular
15:35chocolate squid.
15:37Is Noah happy yet?
15:39About as happy
15:40as a snail
15:40in a salt shaker.
15:42Oh,
15:42I can't believe you.
15:44If the chocolate monkey factory
15:45won't cheer you up,
15:46nothing will.
15:47I'm ready to turn
15:48myself over
15:49to the pinkers
15:49just to get out
15:50of your bad vibe zone.
15:52Whoa!
15:53I didn't mean
15:57that literally!
15:58There they are!
15:59Blast them!
16:08Whoa!
16:11Whoa!
16:12Well,
16:13we knew they were
16:13going to get us anyway.
16:15Don't worry.
16:16I'll handle this.
16:19Fire at will!
16:20Fire at will!
16:50Come on, Noah!
16:52Why bother?
16:55You okay?
16:56Okie-tokie,
16:58artich-tokie.
17:01Um, um, um, um, um.
17:05It's raining chocolate monkeys!
17:12Just like the old Noah said!
17:14This must be the day
17:15Moloch captures you, Geeker!
17:17You see?
17:18We're doomed.
17:18Listen, you walking buzzkill!
17:21That attitude
17:22won't get us anywhere!
17:23Nothing
17:23will get us anywhere.
17:25I guess old Noah
17:26wasn't as spaced out
17:28as we thought.
17:29What else did he say?
17:30He said...
17:32The ice!
17:33Beware the ice!
17:35We gotta get out of here!
17:36We're falling!
17:52We're falling!
17:53Who cares?
17:54Well, I don't see any eyes
18:06we gotta beware.
18:08We'll be safe here for a while.
18:10Good.
18:11Because I'm tired of running.
18:13Moloch's just gonna get us anyway.
18:14I don't care how depressed you are, Noah.
18:18If Moloch attacks you,
18:20darn well better help.
18:23You can fight the inevitable
18:24if you want.
18:26But count me out.
18:27Boy, Noah's really sad.
18:30Geeker,
18:30you have got to find some way
18:32to snap him out of this.
18:33I am so on top of that.
18:35There's gotta be something
18:37that'll get Noah out of this mood.
18:39You got any ideas, Lefty?
18:41Yeah, Noah needs our support
18:43during this difficult time.
18:44How about a hug?
18:46Maybe.
18:47A hug?
18:47You stinking left hands
18:49are all alike.
18:50Listen to righty, Geek Boy.
18:51That dino needs some tough love.
18:56Well, I...
18:57You can't force Noah to feel better.
19:00He needs a warm fuzzy.
19:04You'll make a mess of everything.
19:05Resorting to violence again, eh?
19:07Bleeding heart!
19:08Fascist!
19:08Hey, hey, hey, guys!
19:09Guys, guys, guys!
19:10You gonna make a mess of things?
19:11Stop it!
19:11I don't think so.
19:12Well, I do.
19:13I'm gonna crack your knuckles.
19:14You try.
19:15It's the last time
19:16I ask you two for a hand.
19:24Hit the dirt!
19:32Ugh.
19:33Ugh.
19:34Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:35Ugh.
19:36Ugh.
19:36Ugh.
19:36Ugh.
19:36Ugh.
19:37Ugh.
19:37Ugh.
19:38Ugh.
19:38Ugh.
19:39Ugh.
19:39Ugh.
19:40Ugh.
19:40My arm's out of commission.
19:44Give me a hand with these big eyes.
19:47Big eyes.
19:48Big?
19:49Beware the eyes!
19:50Old Noah meant the letter I.
19:53I told you we were doomed.
19:55Ah, geeker.
20:00So good to see you.
20:03Don't be fooled.
20:03Dr. Mastin isn't really a happy clown.
20:05Dr. Mastin isn't really a happy clown.
20:07I'll bear that in mind.
20:08Noah, help us move this thing.
20:11Why?
20:12We've already lost.
20:13Now, Geeker, I will transfer my mind into your body and yours into mine.
20:22With the power of the power of your artificial body, I will conquer the world.
20:28I will conquer the world.
20:30Do something, Noah!
20:31I've given up trying to change the future.
20:33There's no hope.
20:35You can't give up!
20:36There's always hope!
20:38Now, what did old Noah say?
20:40Mirror, mirror, on the wall!
20:53Stop, or the Pinkers will blast your friends.
20:58Ooh, well, it looks like you win, Mr. Moloch.
21:03Activate the beam, Doctor.
21:10See that, Noah?
21:26The future you had a pretty good idea.
21:29Even after a hundred years in that cell, he never gave up.
21:35Which means I can't give up because I'm him.
21:40Bingo.
21:41Come on, let's kick some butt.
21:44Good to have you back, Noah.
21:48So, should we blast him?
21:50I don't know.
21:51Ask Mr. Moloch.
21:52Mr. Moloch, should we blast those guys now?
22:04What are you asking me for?
22:06I'm Maston!
22:07Hey!
22:08Where's my trunk?
22:09Go!
22:10This isn't Geeker's body.
22:11Who's...
22:12Oh, no.
22:13I knew something would go wrong, you idiot!
22:14I want my tusks back!
22:15Bye-bye.
22:16Let's get while the getting's good.
22:17I love it when you talk, folksy.
22:18I told you it was risky to use this thing.
22:23Now I've got to figure out how to switch us back.
22:24Yes, you do.
22:25But first, help me reach the zipper on this clown suit.
22:26There's no time for that now.
22:27There's no time for that now, huh?
22:28Pfft!
22:29Pfft!
22:30Pfft!
22:31Pfft!
22:32Pfft!
22:33Pfft!
22:34See how you like it!
22:35Kika!
22:36Kika!
22:37Kika!
22:38Kika!
22:39Kika!
22:40I love it when you talk, folksy!
22:42I told you it was risky to use this thing!
22:45Now I've got to figure out how to switch us back!
22:48Yes, you do.
22:49But first, help me reach the zipper on this clown suit.
22:53There's no time for that now, huh?
22:56Pfft!
22:57Pfft!
22:58Pfft!
22:59Pfft!
23:00See how you like it!
23:01O, Kika!
23:04Kika!
23:06Kika!
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