- 2 hours ago
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:01The future. Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world, but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief,
00:20stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:24Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:32That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me.
00:36And me, and me, and me.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better, because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:54GKR.
01:01It's too bad.
01:03It's too bad.
01:04It's too bad.
01:05Dear Diary,
01:23Becky and I have found a beautiful spot for lunch.
01:27It has a great view,
01:30charming wildlife,
01:31and a very classy clientele.
01:35Most dreadfully sorry,
01:40but we shall have to destroy you now.
01:43Mr. Moloch insists on the return of his property,
01:46Project GKR.
01:49A.K.A. Geekka.
01:52Uh, need help, Becky?
01:53Help? No way!
01:58Again, our apologies.
02:01Now hands up, if you please.
02:05Oh, no, we can't have that.
02:20I'll take that help now, Geekka!
02:22Oh, I am so on top of that.
02:25My molecular destabilizer ray will stop them!
02:38Will it work last Tuesday?
02:43That smell!
02:45No, can't take any more!
02:49Oh, Geeker, that stink is making my eyes water.
03:18Turn it off!
03:21I can't!
03:23Can't see! I gotta land!
03:31This partnership's gonna last as long as a balloon at a porcupine convention if you don't cork that smell.
03:37Cork it! Worth a try.
03:48Geeker?
03:51Geeker!
03:53Just give me a little minute to pull myself together.
03:57Hurry! This smell's making my hair fall out.
04:00I don't have that much to spare.
04:05He must be around here somewhere.
04:08Sashay! Shantae! Fashion update! No decorations are out this season!
04:14Mom!
04:16Bye! Say hi to your evil boss for me!
04:35Are we gonna go hide now?
04:46How can we hide? Anyone with a nose can find you now. I smell like a sewer full of dead skunks.
04:52Don't you like me anymore?
04:54I never liked you. But now I can't even breathe around you.
05:09You say you nearly had Geeker until his smell drove you away.
05:16Um, yes sir.
05:19Our failure is inexcusable, sir.
05:22Of course. I shall reprimand you later.
05:27But this smell may bring us Geeker on a silver platter.
05:32Stonebender.
05:33Sir!
05:35That metal casing on your head amplifies your sense of smell, does it not?
05:40Oh, sure. My smell tracer is ten thousand times as sensitive as a human nose.
05:47Excellent. Geeker is emitting a foul stent. You will use this to track him down.
05:56Bingo! I've located him already. If you'll excuse me, sir. The game is afoot.
06:03Becky has found me a cozy place to stay until my smell goes away. I even have my own pool.
06:14How long will he be like this?
06:16I don't know. Remember when he turned into a chicken?
06:19Yeah. That lasted for weeks. I still have some eggs left.
06:25I just hope he's down deep enough that his stench can't get out.
06:34Hold the sauerkraut.
06:47He's directly below us!
06:50We've got him!
06:54Two-handed poker stinks worse than Geeker does.
06:57You're just saying that because you're losing.
06:59How'd they find him so soon?
07:03They followed their noses!
07:08That'll hold him.
07:10But not for long.
07:13This is all Geeker's fault.
07:16That little stinker's gonna get us wiped out!
07:19We have to get rid of him.
07:21They... they don't want me around.
07:24If you don't like me, I'll find someone who does!
07:31And I'll run away to... to the woods!
07:33The woods!
07:35What? Geeker, we...
07:37The animals will be my friends.
07:39They like stinky stuff.
07:40They like stinky stuff!
07:50Come back!
07:52Woods?
07:54There aren't any woods left, are there?
07:56No.
07:58Except for the wildlife refuge.
08:09Move and we blast!
08:11Don't move!
08:13And we might just blast anyway.
08:15We're like that.
08:17See any way out of this?
08:19Sure. Unfortunately, it doesn't involve us surviving.
08:22Thanks for the reassurance.
08:31Okay, where's Geeker?
08:34We don't know.
08:36Yeah, and we won't tell you!
08:38If you don't know, what exactly won't you tell me?
08:42Uh, we won't tell you where we don't know where he's gone!
08:46You ratbag!
08:47Oh, you should've just backed me up on the we don't know thing.
08:51Sorry about the cliché, but...
08:54We have ways of making you talk.
09:12Oh, Sunny, look at the lovely flower!
09:14Hi there, little fellow!
09:27Ugh! They're stinky and awful!
09:34People will never like me now.
09:37Everyone hates a smelly guy.
09:44It's all Geeker's fault!
09:46We have to get rid of him!
09:47He's stinky!
09:48He's awful!
09:49We hurt him!
09:54Moloch Express.
09:56Hmm...
10:05Wild Wolverine...
10:08Delivered to...
10:10Wildlife Refuge?
10:11Hmm...
10:13Hmm...
10:15Wildlife Refuge.
10:17A protected woodland area northwest of Neodenair.
10:22The woods!
10:24That's where I'm going!
10:26Maybe I can make friends with the skunks!
10:29They'll like me for sure!
10:31Oh, bliss, rapture, and contentment!
10:33And contentment?
10:47And won't Dr. Basten be surprised when he gets his very own Wolverine!
10:50My own wolverine.
11:00All set for a safe, comfortable journey.
11:20Oh!
11:29Whoa!
11:30Oh!
11:31Whoa!
11:37Oh!
11:38Oh!
11:46Gah!
11:48Gah!
11:58Ow!
12:00Dear Diary, what a lovely trip.
12:03Moloch Express Delivery Service's efficiency is stunning.
12:09Now I'm in the woods.
12:11My new home.
12:14And I'm being greeted by the local fauna.
12:16Diary, there's something strange about these animals.
12:21But I just can't quite put my finger on it.
12:32Hello, my new woodland friends.
12:35You'll be my friend, won't you, Mr. Skunk?
12:40Even the animals hate me.
12:41Can I ever be accepted?
12:42Can I ever have friends?
12:43Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
12:45Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
12:46Can I ever have friends?
12:47Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
12:51Something about that horn speaks to my ancient animal soul?
12:52Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
12:56Something about that horn speaks to my ancient animal soul?
12:57Where is it?
12:58Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
12:59Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
13:00Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
13:01Can I never have a chocolate monkey?
13:03Even the animals hate me.
13:04Even the animals hate me.
13:05Can I ever have friends?
13:06Can I ever have a chocolate monkey?
13:15Something about that horn speaks to my ancient animal soul.
13:18my ancient animal soul where is Geeker I told you we don't know where he is so
13:31just let us go and we'll forget the whole thing I'll never forget if you
13:36won't talk we must employ more creative methods take them to dr. Mastin's
13:45laboratory it's time to play the brain game creatures of the forest we are not
14:11as we should be should a moose talk no should trees walk no should a monkey
14:21have what are those antennae feelers anyway no who has done this to us hmm
14:29humans and now I sense a human among us we must rise up and destroy him destroy the
14:36human destroy the human destroy the human destroy the human destroy the human destroy
14:46the human destroy the human yeah all right fight the power hang on you mean me don't
14:56don't you but i'm an artificial human artificial it's different destroy him destroy him
15:08oh
15:14oh
15:18oh
15:29the stretch of a human is foul indeed i'm not a human i'm artificial look i can be like you
15:38your trickery won't save you from destruction human
15:45human
15:47oh
15:51welcome to the brain game here's how it works if you even think about geeker's location it will be spelled
16:00out on the board so whatever you do don't think about where geeker is hiding we have to keep our minds blank
16:16e
16:24refute verify refuel spelled wrong he's in a refueling station run by dyslexic people
16:33refoof i knew it i knew it it was so obvious of course we have to go refoof
16:39refute proof what the refuge i knew it geeker's in the wild life refuge am i a genius or what you
16:53heard geekero you'll do nothing
16:58delivery for dr maston
17:01oh
17:13i think he likes your dog
17:16let us out of this contraption and we'll take care of the animal
17:31wait you said you take care of this creature
17:37oh sure thing doc let's see water and he's got plenty of big fat scientists for food consider him
17:45taken care of don't forget to take him walkies
17:53so geeker is at the wildlife refuge
17:57send stone bender to the wildlife refuge with plenty of manpower
18:03creatures of the forest destroy him on my command
18:09one
18:10two
18:11ah
18:15fine destroy me see if i care
18:20i ran away because i didn't fit in with humans now i don't fit in with animals either
18:25everyone hates me because i'm weird and stinky
18:30i don't fit in anywhere
18:39there there
18:41i know what it's like
18:42you do
18:43um hang on a second
18:49oh boy i wasn't always the mutant you see before you oh no
18:54once i was a normal moose
18:57that was before mohawk industries put in its landfill
19:02the toxic chemicals entered the river all the animals had to drink the polluted water
19:08i began to change to mutate
19:17until i became the wretched creature i am now
19:24and so i have sworn vengeance on humans and one human in particular mr moloch
19:32moloch's been mean to me too he wants to capture me and use my powers to conquer the world
19:39what powers oh i can do all kinds of stuff like make big explosions
19:45watch me blow up that boulder
19:49owie
19:51will it work last tuesday
19:54if mohawk is your enemy we're on the same side
19:57even if you are a human artificial human to be accurate
20:02surrender geeky the bad men run mr moose no we're on the same side your fight is my fight
20:11forest creatures attack
20:27oh
20:32trapped like a cabbage in a cabbage trap
20:36hang on
20:46becky
20:52becky you came after me you're my bestest friend
20:57oh lay off before i barf
21:00come and get us pinkers we're just getting warmed up
21:09uh they're pretty tough i ain't getting paid enough for this
21:13let's retreat while we can yeah in that case uh we've been overwhelmed by superior forces and our
21:18force to retreat
21:19sounds good
21:19well you fight well for humans
21:27thanks for helping me guys i know you don't want a stinky guy around but don't worry i'll leave you
21:34alone oh you had me right sick you little rat bag if you ever run off like that again i'll
21:43i'll smash you becky you were worried about me
21:48don't go spreading it around now there's just one thing i have to do before we head home
21:52oh
21:56what are you doing calculating a trajectory
22:00oh
22:06oh
22:08no
22:08geek
22:09you got rid of the landfill oh if you're a moose i'd kiss you darn the luck
22:25geek geek your smell is gone
22:31no more embarrassing odor
22:34must be a chemical reaction to the landfill
22:37finally that mess was good for something
22:41where did you send it anyway oh right where it belongs
22:55geek
23:05geek
23:09you
23:15you
23:19you
Recommended
43:34
|
Up next
23:36
23:37
23:39
23:22
23:36
23:36
23:34
19:51
19:49
19:53
19:52
19:53
19:52
19:52
19:51
9:00