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00:15When the sun comes up and the stars go down, I'll pack my frying pan and head for new horizons
00:24in search of farming land. We are the cosmic farmers in search of space to grow. Corn and squash and
00:35taters on a homestead of our own. So off across the galaxy our farming land to find. Looking for a
00:45home
00:45on the other side of the mess we left behind. Looking for a home on the other side of the
00:52mess
00:52Why can't we join in the singing? Victoria, there's a time and a place for everything. Except singing.
01:02Besides, you know your father can't kill you too. What? No, you're right Ma. I am a terrible singer.
01:17Oh, Cromwell, we never have any fun. Now, if you were as good a driver as you are a singer,
01:25we'd be up front where we belong. We're doing 55 miles an hour now, Ma.
01:35Oh, all right. Let's speed her up to, er, Warp Factor VIII.
01:46Now, look what you made me do. You made me bump into a planet.
01:51Mercy.
02:04The aliens are coming! The aliens are coming!
02:08The aliens are coming!
02:26the aliens are coming!
02:35The 沒有-seeing Lord Tiger Drawers.
02:40For my king… the funniest in the land.
02:54Hey, son. You think that's a good one? Well, watch this.
03:31Why don't these things ever work? Hello? Your royal silliness. Aliens aren't baiting. What? A ship is lodging over there.
03:42Over where? Are you kidding? I'm not calling for that old game.
03:46Besides, we've got official royal fun to do. Is it funny? It's a little bit funny. How funny is it
03:53on a scale from one to ten? Well, I'd say it was about as funny as the farm. Hold on.
03:57Send his telephone back to the telephone school. King, King, you've got to believe me. I was out in the
04:02field and I've run all the way here.
04:03All right. Father, it's true. Something has landed. Look. He's right. He gads, get zook, and all the other sort
04:21of royal kind of talk. Say, this could be fun. Subjects, bring the whoopee cushions.
04:28Oh, brother. Is this where we're going to live, Father? Yep. I'm going to plant my rutabaga patch right over
04:37yonder.
04:37Now, Pa, that's where my pansies are going. But I saw it first. Pa, did you remember to pack the
04:46farm?
04:46Yeah, here it is. One Insta-Farm Deluxe model. Stand back, everybody.
05:01I never saw anything like this before in my life.
05:04Take it easy.
05:06Oh, come on. Hey, come on. You give it away. You give it away.
05:09Come on. You give it away.
05:10Hey, Victoria, tend to your chores.
05:14Oh, I almost forgot.
05:17Hey, thanks, Cromwell.
05:23I claim this planet in the name of...
05:33Hey, Martha.
05:34Here. Looks like we got neighbors.
05:37I'm sorry. What'd you say, Pa?
05:39Oh!
05:41They've got Dan!
05:42It's an attack!
05:44Quick, Victoria! Into the wagon!
05:46Quick!
05:46Charge!
05:55You're the funniest.
05:56I'm being absolutely hilarious.
06:00It's time for the speech.
06:02Have you got it?
06:02Oh, yeah.
06:04Oh, yeah.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:06We mean no harm.
06:08We bring peace.
06:10Yeah, we bring goodwill.
06:12Yeah, we bring tidings.
06:15Did you bring presents?
06:18Just kidding, just kidding.
06:19Welcome to the planet Laugh-A-Lot.
06:22Put it there.
06:24Ha, ha, ha.
06:25Hardy, ha, ha.
06:27The old fake hand trick.
06:29Gets them every time.
06:31Just fooling around.
06:32Just fooling around.
06:34My name is Scucci, and I'm the king of Laugh-A-Lot, son of Eric the Whoopee Cushion, cousin of
06:40Terrence the Terrible and Terrence the Tickler.
06:42We're called the Spade Minder family.
06:45We're simple, hard-working farmers, and all we want is a place to plant.
06:51Get away from here.
06:54What are you laughing at?
06:57That was funny.
06:58What's your name?
06:59My name is Victoria.
07:02Not funny enough.
07:03It's not supposed to be funny.
07:05It's my name.
07:07I know.
07:09My name is not funny enough.
07:11Gee, that's a funny name.
07:12It's my father's idea of a joke.
07:16That's your father?
07:19Yep.
07:20He sure is.
07:22Gosh.
07:23If he's the king, then you must be a prince?
07:28Not a very good one, I'm afraid.
07:32You want to farm?
07:35Okay.
07:36But you can't expect to drop out of the sky and start farming.
07:40You're in the wrong spot.
07:41We are?
07:43I knew it.
07:44Yeah, I know a much better spot.
07:47Besides, this one's taken.
07:49It's mine.
07:50Oh, sure.
07:50We understand.
07:52We can easily pack up.
07:54Stand back, everyone.
08:04Right there.
08:06That's your spot.
08:07Come on, son.
08:08There's time to do.
08:11Wee, wee, wee.
08:29Mommy, they're really funny, aren't they?
08:31They suck, Grandma.
08:33I like them.
08:38Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Spademinder.
08:40Nice weather we're having, isn't it?
08:42What's that you're doing?
08:43Planting?
08:45Can I take Victoria out and shore her around?
08:48Hey, yeah.
08:49I think that would be real neighborly.
08:51No.
08:51She must stay and toil the soil.
08:53Well, I don't know.
08:55Although I, I guess it wouldn't do any harm.
08:58You should stay and work.
08:59Still, I don't know.
09:00Yeah, and it might even do you some good.
09:04I think it'll be okay.
09:06Gee, thanks.
09:07Thanks, Mr. and Mrs. Spademinder.
09:09Yeah, and yet, I don't know.
09:11It might be better if she stays and works.
09:14Yeah, on the other hand.
09:22Everyone here seems to have a lot of fun.
09:24In Lapalop, there's not much to do but joke around.
09:28The funnier you are, the more important you are.
09:30My father is king because he's the funniest.
09:33In fact, kings seem to run in my family.
09:36You would make a wonderful king.
09:39Thanks, but there's got to be more to life than clowning around.
09:43My father that, though.
09:45There's something I've kept a secret
09:48Cause I didn't know how it would sound
09:53But everyone sees their chances
09:56Now my chances are all around
10:06And to be the best
10:11You've got to take a deep breath
10:13And take a step to the other side
10:17And I'm looking for something better
10:20Out of this world
10:25Cause I know that these magic moments
10:28Won't reoccur
10:34Sometimes the chance you take
10:37Is the chance you've waited for
10:40We don't know what's in store
10:43But we're looking for something more
10:46Our only beliefs and hard work
10:50We spend all our time growing food
10:52There's no time left for anything else
10:54Well, we don't have to work
10:56All our food comes from these food mines
10:58Food from mines?
11:00What does it taste like?
11:01Gee, I never really thought about it
11:03It's okay, I guess
11:06Sometimes the chance you take
11:08Is the chance you've waited for
11:12We don't know what's in store
11:15But we're looking for something more
11:25Oh, it's late
11:28I'd better go in now
11:30Good night
11:30I had a wonderful time
11:36Good night
11:37We don't know what's in store
11:39But we're looking for something more
11:54Where is everybody?
12:03Why don't these things ever work?
12:06Now I shall have to consult the Oracle
12:08As to the state of my kingdom
12:19From the farthest reaches of the galaxy
12:22From the deepest, darkest place
12:25Neighbor, the mirror
12:26I summon thee
12:27Come here and show us your face
12:30Mirror, mirror on the wall
12:32Who's the funniest of them all, eh?
12:34I am
12:37What?
12:38I am the funniest
12:42Just kidding, King
12:43Ah, but seriously, King
12:46I have some good news
12:47And I have some bad news
12:49The good news
12:51Ta-da!
12:51Your subjects are laughing
12:53And they're happy
12:54Well, I'm a very funny King
12:56I pride myself in keeping my subjects very happy
12:59I give them
13:00Hey, wait a minute, Big Shot
13:02But the bad news
13:04Laughing at you
13:06They are not
13:07What?
13:08I mean, who do you think
13:10They consider you very unfunny
13:12You're washed up
13:13I'd rather be the farmer's bathroom mirror
13:16Than your Oracle
13:17You are bad
13:19Those farmers are funny
13:21They dick and they sew
13:23And they rake and they hoe
13:24The farmers are funny
13:25Ho, ho, ho, ho
13:26The farmers are funny
13:27Ho, ho, ho
13:27The farmers are funny
13:28Turn this thing off
13:35No, boss, not the rope
13:38I'll show you
13:40And those farmers
13:42You'll see
13:43I'm still funniest
13:45Tight the doors
13:47What are you doing still standing here?
13:58Now that's funny
14:04It sure is hard to concentrate on work
14:07With them critters making all that noise
14:18Subjects
14:20Your king has arrived
14:21To bring you merriment
14:28Ta-da
14:30I just flew over the palace
14:32And boy, are my arms tired
14:38And speaking of tired
14:40Have I ever been feeling
14:42Run down?
14:48Hold her steady, Mop
14:53Oh, no
14:54It's done to fall
14:58Ta-da
15:00Oh, damn
15:02Hail the marmiest in the land
15:05All hail King Spade-Minders
15:08Those farmers may be hilarious
15:10But they'll never be king
15:11While I'm king
15:21I'll show those wretched farmers
15:23Dad, dad, dad
15:25Control yourself
15:26They can do this funny
15:28I, King Gucci
15:29Can do it funnier
15:33Ta-da
15:35Ta-da
15:38Oh, no
15:44Victoria
15:47Victoria
16:13Cromwell, Cromwell, we've been looking all over for you
16:16We were worried
16:33Gosh, what's happened down here?
16:37I guess this is where all the food comes from
16:40Well, that must be a mirth scooper
16:41They take the mirth up to the food processing factory
16:45This one seems to be from desserts
16:48The scoopers must have made all these tunnels
16:52This whole planet is falling apart
16:55Look out!
17:08Holy donuts
17:09Why didn't you watch where you were digging?
17:11My digging?
17:12This is all your fault
17:14You've upset our planet with your farming
17:16Now, just a minute
17:18Stop it, you two
17:20Arguing isn't going to bring our children back
17:23Oh, you're right, Ma
17:25We should organize a search
17:27Party
17:27Yeah, you're right, Ma
17:30Everybody
17:30Organize a search party
17:39Stop! Stop, you fools!
17:42This isn't a funny party
17:44This is serious
17:45And it's all my fault
17:47I just wanted to make everybody laugh
17:51I should have been a better father
17:53Now
17:55Victoria
17:58Victoria
17:59Victoria
17:59Victoria
18:01Victoria
18:24Cromwell
18:26Cromwell
18:26Cromwell
18:27Stop that!
18:28What are you doing?
18:32All right, Grover
18:35Let me set you straight
18:38This ain't no picnic
18:40This is serious business
18:43And you two up there
18:45Get a hard hat
18:48Grab a shovel and some 2x4s
18:50My boys
18:50We gotta prop up this climate
18:52Before it caves in
18:59You're in trouble now
19:01You're in trouble now
19:03You're in trouble now
19:06Cause those folks upstairs
19:09Cause those folks upstairs
19:10Billing holes don't care
19:11If you don't shore it up
19:13Then you won't be around
19:15We've got to build it up
19:20Build it up
19:22Cause it won't be no fun
19:25When the damage is done
19:27Build it up
19:28Build it up
19:31We've got to do it together
19:35You've got to clean up your act
19:38Cause we can't take away
19:41For one more day
19:43Without putting something back
19:46We've got to build it up
19:51Build it up
19:54Cause the breakdown is near
19:57And the danger is clear
19:58Build it up
20:00Build it up
20:02Build it up
20:02Build it up
20:02We'd better find a way out
20:03And warn everyone
20:05Why didn't they tell us about this before?
20:08Who, this is a thought
20:13It's all my fault
20:14It's all my fault
20:17I didn't want to
20:20I just want to make people aware of the trouble
20:35Subjects!
20:36I'm still your king
20:37I will save you from these new aliens
20:51My son!
20:52My son, you're safe
20:54But Dad, Victoria and Cromwell are still down there
20:57We've got to help them
20:58Everyone, start pulling!
21:07You've got to find me
21:09Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
21:11We are
21:12You're there
21:13You're there
21:15I'm here
21:15You're there
21:16You're there
21:17You're there
21:18Mr. Spade-Minder
21:18Let's try this one
21:25Oh
21:27Hi, Mom
21:42We're back together again.
21:46And we've got the harvest on in record time.
21:53Well, I'm sure you can guess the rest of the story.
21:58That first harvest became an annual celebration.
22:01The food mines were shut down just in time to save the planet.
22:05One more mouthful and the whole place would have caved in.
22:09Once they settled in and laughed a lot,
22:12Ma and Pa's spade mine loosened up quite a bit.
22:15Pa even smiles once in a while and Ma has taken up singing.
22:25The Laughalotians have got something more to do than crack jokes all the time.
22:29They grow their own food.
22:31And Laughalot turned out to be the most fertile planet around.
22:35As for King Gucci, he's still a pretty funny guy.
22:38But now he's got a more serious side.
22:43The giant vegetable roots did such a good job of holding the planet together
22:48that the bugs were able to take a break.
22:51The trouble is they picked up some bad habits.
22:54I just flew in from the palace.
22:57And boy, are my arms tired.
23:02Ha ha ha ha.
23:08Tramwell, Victoria and Not Funny Enough are working hard and having fun.
23:15Fixing up the wagon.
23:16Eventually, they plan to mosey along and look for something more in the next galaxy.
23:24As you can see, things sure have changed around here.
23:29But I haven't.
23:36We got to do it together.
23:41You got to clean up your eyes.
23:43Cause we can't take away
23:46For one more day
23:48Without putting something back
23:51We've got to build it up
23:57Build it up
23:59Cause the breakdown is near
24:02And the danger is clear
24:04Build it up
24:05Build it up
24:07And the edge towards the end
24:23And find that
24:24Do
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