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00:01The future.
00:03Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world.
00:17But Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief, stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:25Lady Macbeth was helped by a super intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:32That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me.
00:40Gee.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better, cause Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:55Ji-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-ki-kid.
01:02The future has gone on you.
01:08Hawa Scrapp Leader
01:19Dear Diary, it's been an interesting day.
01:22Hey, me and Becky and Noah visited the zebra and got attacked by zombies.
01:27Now we're in the middle of a big space battle and we're...
01:31How we doing, Becky? We're doomed!
01:35And we're doomed.
01:37But maybe I should start at the beginning.
01:41Becky had decided we'd hide out on Space Station Zebra,
01:45a free zone where Mr. Moloch's bad men couldn't follow us.
01:48Ever since I hooked up with you, the whole world's after me.
01:52I had to ditch you.
01:55You wouldn't do that, Becky.
01:58We've got a special relationship.
02:02Yeah, you worship me and I hate you.
02:06And quit calling me Becky. It's Lady Macbeth.
02:11Well, if you want, I'll turn myself in.
02:15Never say that!
02:16If Moloch got you back, he'd reprogram you into a fighting machine.
02:19It's not like I could turn into a monster.
02:22Or shoot heat rays out of my eyes.
02:26Or turn Mr. Moloch's dinner into a spider.
02:32You may not know how to control your abilities, but Moloch does.
02:37Come on. Through here.
02:38Ah, the sweet taste of money.
03:04Hello, squishy things.
03:10I hear you have a ship.
03:13Can you take us to Space Station Zebra?
03:16Sure.
03:20My orbital shuttle is right this way.
03:28Don't worry.
03:30It flies better than it looks.
03:32A walrus fly is better than this thing looks.
03:38You have the right to remain stationary.
03:43Poor sweet babies.
03:46It almost pains me to betray you.
03:50I'll take that.
03:52Hi there, Mr. Smiley.
03:54Why do I hate you?
03:58What the?
03:59Noah!
04:03Noah!
04:05You got a new hat!
04:09I can't leave you two alone for a second, can I?
04:15Aw, we were doing just fine!
04:18Combat flyer!
04:29Big one!
04:29We'd better get out of here!
04:31Looks like you've taken us to the zebra after all.
04:34Combat flyer!
04:35The pinkers are gaining!
04:50This heap can't dodge them forever.
04:52I've got an idea!
04:53I've got an idea!
04:53I've got an idea!
04:55Oh!
04:55I swear, I can't think I do what you have.
05:02Ah!
05:10They're still gaining!
05:15Mark!
05:17Maya!
05:18Amy!
05:19Baby!
05:19Baby!
05:20This ain't been successful!
05:21Noo!
05:22Incoming!
05:23Oh...!
05:23煩 nghĩa!
05:23Lwolf!
05:24Ah!
05:24This is coming out of your salary, smart guy.
05:40We made it to the Zebra and were welcomed to board by Becky's friend Redjack, the head of security.
05:47He was a refugee who had come to the Zebra to escape Moloch. He told us we'd be safe there.
05:52We check everyone out to be sure we don't let anyone from Moloch Industries aboard.
05:59And they can't blast through our power screen.
06:03A dinosaur!
06:05Don't worry. I'm actually very friendly.
06:09Then why are you carrying a blaster?
06:11It's okay. He's a friend.
06:13Really, I'm a pussycat. Say, I'm a bit hungry. Got any cows or large sheep?
06:22You let Project GKR escape to the Zebra, the one place we cannot go.
06:33I am outraged, gentlemen.
06:37I am furious. Please excuse me for this wanton display of emotion.
06:42Properly controlled, Project GKR's power will allow me to rule the world.
06:53I must have him back.
06:56But the Zebra is impenetrable.
06:59I beg to differ, sir.
07:04Ah, Dr. Mastin. Thank you so much for knocking.
07:08We have one operative who could penetrate the Zebra easily.
07:12You don't mean...
07:13Yes, Larry.
07:16Well, Larry, can you do it?
07:20Yes, sir.
07:24But may I remind you of...
07:26Your promise?
07:30Promise.
07:31To find a way to free me of my condition.
07:36It is very important to me, sir.
07:39I want nothing more than to someday have...
07:42My own life.
07:46What?
07:48Oh, yes.
07:49Just do this one thing and I'll get someone working on it right away.
07:52Right away.
07:53In that case, sir, Project GKR is as good as capture.
08:08Becky's friend Redjack showed us all around Space Station Zebra.
08:13You could tell he was really proud of their advanced technology.
08:20Blasted piece of junk.
08:25Beef.
08:26And it's fresh.
08:28So, you, uh, got a herd of cattle up here?
08:31No, this machine keeps the Zebra independent of Earth's resources.
08:34At least when it's working.
08:36It's our nano-synthesizer.
08:38We draw in cosmic dust from the space around us.
08:41A nano-synthesizer breaks it into particles, which it reassembles to make whatever we need.
08:45Now, machines, clothing, even food.
08:48We get all the meat we want without having to slaughter any animals.
08:54And takes all the fun out of it.
09:00Um, hey, Mr. Redjack?
09:01I fixed your machine.
09:03And look what I made.
09:06A new outfit for Noah.
09:11Well, it's not what I would have picked up for myself, but...
09:15Tee-hee-hee.
09:15You have an orbital shuttle?
09:23Well, yes.
09:25I've just come down from Space Station Zebra for a few days.
09:28Now I need to get back.
09:31Going back to Zebra?
09:34Perfect.
09:34I'm sorry about this little trap, but Mr. Moloch has a job for you.
09:45I'll never cooperate with Moloch.
09:48You will cooperate.
09:50You will have no choice.
09:52It is done.
10:19Take me to the zebra.
10:20Zebra.
10:22Welcome back, Kumara.
10:36Huh?
10:37Choo!
10:38Whoa, sounds bad.
10:40Be sure to drink plenty of liquids.
10:43Ugh.
10:47Achoo!
10:47The majesty of space.
11:06When I look out there, I can't help but think of all the beauty there is in the universe.
11:11What do you guys think about?
11:14A whole universe full of people who are out to get us.
11:18Yep.
11:19Well, they're only out to get us because they don't know us.
11:22If they did, I bet they'd be our friends.
11:24Isn't that right, Mr. Puppy?
11:27With all you've been through, how can you be so trusting?
11:30I like marmaline.
11:43I don't like the looks of this.
11:45You will come with us.
11:47Mr. Moloch has need of you.
11:50Neato torpedo.
11:52Cute little hamster eyes.
11:53He's got a goo gun.
12:05Any ideas, Geeker?
12:07Well, I've got an idea for a story about a magical foot scraper.
12:14This way!
12:15Well, I hope they don't have cutting tools.
12:31You guys ready to try breathe in vacuum?
12:33I don't have to breathe.
12:35Well, great for you, but we...
12:38Say, Geeker, just how stretchy are you?
12:45Dear Becky, may I borrow your blaster?
13:01Love and Kisses Geeker.
13:03I'm not Becky, I'm Lady Macbeth.
13:05What the heck is going on here?
13:17I don't know.
13:18Everyone's sneezing and acting weird.
13:20Any idea what's happening, Noah?
13:22Well, it seems like all the people on the zebra are being controlled.
13:29Redjack, are you okay?
13:31Don't know.
13:31I feel weak.
13:35Redjack!
13:37I don't think he's Redjack anymore.
13:41There is no escape.
13:44Soon, everyone on the zebra will be under my control.
13:49Okay, Chuckles.
13:50Who are you and what's going on?
13:52I am Larry,
13:54an intelligent strain of the common cold,
13:57bioengineered by Moloch Industries.
14:01What?
14:03I have come for Geeker.
14:06Why fight me?
14:07Soon, everyone will be infected.
14:09I will control you all.
14:13Too bad for you.
14:15I'm immune to all disease.
14:17Yes, but your friends are not.
14:21Who is laughing now, geek boy?
14:32Okay.
14:41You're my friend, Noah.
14:43Don't make me fight you.
14:45There is no Noah.
14:47There is only Larry.
14:49You cannot escape.
14:52Really, trust me on this one.
14:54Go ahead, run.
15:15You've got nowhere to go.
15:18Geeker, run.
15:25I need you.
15:33Whoa.
15:34Did I mention how much I hate you?
15:37Not yee-cently.
15:39Hey! It's NOAA!
15:43Geekka, run! I've got the virus!
15:47I don't want to leave you!
15:51Can't... hold... out... much longer...
16:01Hello, Larry!
16:09Resistance is fusel.
16:19Come on, Geeker. Don't be a past.
16:26Um, rage becomes water, grass...
16:30I think I better be going.
16:39Oh, regular shade, regular shade!
16:53No!
16:55No!
16:57No!
16:59No!
17:01That's it!
17:05Ugh!
17:07At least I still have one friend!
17:10Don't count on it.
17:13Ah, you're just a cold germ.
17:15Pretty soon everybody will get over you and they'll all be back to normal.
17:18Yes, they will all recover.
17:20But you still cannot escape.
17:23Look out the viewport.
17:25Even as I speak, part of me is shutting off the power screen.
17:33Bad cold! Bad cold!
17:35I have summoned the Pinkers.
17:38What?
17:39When they arrive, you will be returned to Mr. Moloch.
17:44Well, congratulations!
17:46You win!
17:47But...
17:48What do you get out of it?
17:50Me?
17:52Yeah!
17:53You!
17:54You take over some bodies for a little while and that's it!
17:57But what do you really want?
18:00Um...
18:01I would like...
18:03A life of my own.
18:05Huh?
18:06Moloch promised to find a way for me to survive without having to infect people.
18:11Someday.
18:12Huh!
18:13Someday?
18:14I can do it right now!
18:17Hang on a minute.
18:18I had an idea I thought would help Larry.
18:22I started building.
18:27There were a billion little bitty knees, so it didn't take long.
18:32A little city for germs.
18:42Millions of you can live in here.
18:44I put in a tiny nano-synthesizer that can make you anything you want.
18:48So you can make your own food.
18:50So that way you don't have to leech onto people's bodies.
18:52Why?
18:53It'll be your own little society.
18:55Your own germ culture.
18:57Why would you do such a thing for me?
19:02I am your enemy.
19:04I always say, an enemy is just a friend who's trying to kill you.
19:10I have no idea what that means.
19:14But...
19:16Consider everyone cured.
19:20Gaker!
19:21Everyone's back to normal.
19:22What happened to Larry?
19:23He's moving into his new home.
19:24The screen is down.
19:25And look!
19:26Gakers!
19:27Does the Zebra have any defenses?
19:28Just the screen.
19:29And it'll take a while to get it powered back up.
19:31I'm not going down without a fight.
19:32Where are the shuttles?
19:33Right down the hall.
19:34Wait!
19:35The shuttles are unarmed, it's hopeless!
19:36The screen is down! And look! Pinkers!
19:40Does the Zebra have any defenses?
19:42Just the screen. And it'll take a while to get it powered back up.
19:45I'm not going down without a fight. Where are the shuttles?
19:48Right down the hall. Wait! The shuttles are unarmed! It's hopeless!
19:52I'm starting to get good at hopeless.
19:56Becky figured we could draw fire away from the Zebra.
19:59I don't know what I would do without her constant optimism.
20:03We're all gonna die.
20:06So that's where it stands, Diary.
20:08If they don't get the power screen up in the next few seconds, I'd say we're pretty much doomed.
20:13The screen's completely cold. We need at least ten minutes.
20:18One more like that. We're done for.
20:21This is it. It's been nice knowing you.
20:26What the heck?
20:30It's Larry!
20:32That nano-synthesizer works great, Geeker.
20:35Made a thousand tiny battleships in just a few minutes.
20:39Just by way of saying thanks for giving me my own life.
20:45A battlecruiser!
20:50I've got more ships ready. We still have a chance.
20:53Well, Diary, this is getting out of control. Lots of people are gonna get hurt unless I do something.
21:00I've got to give the Pinkers what they want.
21:03Look!
21:05Geeker!
21:06We have Project G.K.R.
21:21We are. The others aren't worth the fight.
21:33The idiot. What did he do that for?
21:36To protect us.
21:37But what do you care? You hate him, remember?
21:40Right!
21:42I hate him.
21:44I really...
21:46I really hate him.
21:47Anyone for tiddlywinks?
21:50Geeker!
21:51I-I-I mean...
21:54Geeker!
21:55Little rat meat!
21:56Gronk head!
21:58What'd you do?
21:59I gave the Pinkers someone to play with!
22:02Ooh!
22:10I like marmalade!
22:13Geeker, you just made my day.
22:16Back to the zebra?
22:18No.
22:19Mr. Moloch won't give up.
22:21We'd be putting the refugees in danger just by being there.
22:24Very noble of you.
22:26Protecting the refugees like that.
22:28Ah, there's nothing noble about it, you big smelly green freak.
22:32Oh, you say the sweetest things, Lady Macbeth.
22:36Call me Becky.
22:38Now let's get back to Neo-Denair before Moloch figures out what happened.
22:41I sure wish I could see the look on his face when he does!
22:47Well, Geeker...
22:49What do you have to say for yourself?
22:52Pull my finger!
23:07Geeker!
23:11Nope.
23:12I can't stand.
23:14There's nothing wrong here!
23:20Hold'em neste video!
23:24Geeky!
23:26Ho, ho, ho!
23:30Geeky!
23:34Geeker!
23:36breeders
23:37Amen.
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