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00:00The future.
00:03Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:10I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:15Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world.
00:18But Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief, stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:25Lady Macbeth, backed by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:33That's me, Geeker.
00:36And that's me.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better, because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:47And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:55The future.
01:14Oh, oh, oh.
01:17I don't know.
01:47These guys, you know them?
01:49Junkers, you're basic street scum.
01:51I hate them, they hate me.
01:53Oh, a nice, honest relationship.
01:56This way!
02:03K-O-O-L? Cool!
02:06The guy with the scorpion sting is Gene.
02:14I used to run with his clan.
02:17That we had a little falling out.
02:19Bad.
02:20Let's just say before it, I had a mad set of arms.
02:24That's bad.
02:25Are we playing hide and seek?
02:27No, we're playing hide or get ripped to shreds.
02:30They're here.
02:44Somewhere.
02:46Oh, Lady Macbeth.
02:48Come out, come out, wherever you are.
02:51Oh, I think they got away.
03:00Ah, just as well.
03:01Where's the fun at picking on a weakling like Lady M?
03:05Oh, I likes picking on weaklings.
03:10Oh, Lady M acts tough.
03:12But she's really just a scared little girl.
03:16Scared little girl?
03:19Nothing but a tiny, weak, helpless little mouse.
03:26Mouse?
03:26You stinking rat bag.
03:29Knew that, getter.
03:33Get off on me.
03:35Get off on me, a whippiness.
03:36Disgusting rat bag.
03:37Get off on me, a whippiness.
03:37Rat bag.
03:38Say goodbye, Lady M.
03:45How'd you do that, eyeballs?
03:57Come on, Junkers.
04:03Let's get them.
04:05You've got to control your temper.
04:08You're going to get us all killed.
04:09I don't have a temper.
04:15Age before beauty.
04:19Pearls before swine.
04:29Any idea where this comes out?
04:32Yeah, someplace better than where we were.
04:45We, uh, did like you said.
04:48Chased him into Nightmare Park.
04:50Superb.
04:51I am suffused with joy.
04:55Su-what?
04:56You will receive your one million dollars.
04:59That will be all.
05:01Oh, yeah, we-
05:02A million dollars just to chase Geeker and his friends into Nightmare Park?
05:06Are you metal?
05:09I take it you wish to discuss my strategy?
05:12Darn tootin'.
05:13Know your enemy, Dr. Mastin.
05:17I have been studying Lady MacBatheon.
05:21A vicious temper, according to her dossier.
05:25She invariably responds to situations with violence in Nightmare Park, or Brightmoor Park, to use its proper name.
05:33This will have deadly results.
05:35Once it was an amusement park, providing all types of games, including combat games.
05:43But on opening day, its central computer malfunctioned.
05:48No one came out alive.
05:50So as soon as Lady MacBeth does something violent, the Park systems will enter combat mode.
05:55Yes.
05:56She and her dinosaur friend cannot possibly survive.
06:00Brilliant!
06:01With them out of the way, Geeker will once again be mine.
06:07The Junkers must be right behind us.
06:24I'll bake them a pie.
06:27Everyone loves pie.
06:30Geeker, there's a time for pie, and a time for... for... for not pie.
06:36This is a not pie time!
06:39What? I should let it go to waste?
06:46Hey!
06:47Where are the Junkers?
06:49More to the point.
06:50Where are we?
06:58Welcome to Brightmoor Park!
07:00Enjoy the game!
07:01Enjoy!
07:02Enjoy!
07:02Enjoy!
07:03Enjoy!
07:03Enjoy!
07:03Enjoy!
07:05Oh, no.
07:07We're in Nightmare Park!
07:09I've heard stories about this place.
07:11They say horrible creatures live here!
07:13Oh, you don't believe those old wives' tales now, do you, Becky?
07:17Of course not.
07:19Now let's get out of here before those creatures eat us.
07:27Old wives' tales, huh?
07:29This can't possibly be good.
07:39Identifying game preference.
07:49Whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:50They may not be dangerous.
07:52I'm not taking that chance.
07:54Assessing data.
07:56Assess this!
07:59Data assessed.
08:01Guests seek violence.
08:03Entering combat mode.
08:04Metcalfa in combat mode.
08:06Echao-
08:18It's a heart attack.
08:19Without a rifle action.
08:21Wanna play badminton?
08:23Assessing data.
08:25Assessing data.
08:27Assessing data.
08:28Assessing data.
08:28Assessing data.
08:30Assessing data.
08:30Assessing data.
08:32Assessing data.
08:33Hey, look.
08:42Data assessed. Guest seeks games. Entering play mode.
08:49Golly, I love to play Dark Mitten.
08:53Well, muy fabuloso then.
08:57Guest seeks play. Entering play mode.
09:03You guys want to play, too?
09:06Geeker, what did you do to them?
09:09Nothing. Just be nice to them, and they'll be nice to you.
09:13Time to get that nasty temper of yours under control, little missy.
09:17He's right.
09:18I don't have a temper!
09:21Hey, whatever. The point is, you have to be nice to these things, or they're going to blast us to bits.
09:27So, hold your temper and play nice with the cute little bunnies.
09:32Or I'll bite your head off!
09:37Excuse me. Want to play tag?
09:40Buz off, you little...
09:41Ahem.
09:43Yeah. Play tag. That's just exactly what I want to do.
09:49Oh, goody.
09:51You're it!
09:53I can't tell you how much I hate this.
10:01Badminton, HOPE!
10:03They are playing with them!
10:12They'll never go into combat mode now!
10:15Your whole plan is down the tubes!
10:18My plan is still viable, Doctor.
10:20We have but to introduce an element of violence.
10:25Gene damage here.
10:27I have further instructions for...
10:28Ha! You fell for it. This is my answering machine.
10:32Leave a message.
10:33Heh, sucker!
10:35Once we use Geeker's power to conquer the world,
10:38remind me to have anyone who leaves humorous answering machine messages eliminated.
10:43Of course.
10:45Priority interrupt.
10:48The torpedoes! Use the torpedoes!
10:52I know what I'm doing!
10:53Gene damage. Answer me right now!
10:56Oh, Mr. Moloch, I was doing, you know, an important thingy here.
11:01You will go into Nightmare Park and attack Lady Macbeth at once!
11:04Sure, we...
11:05Nightmare Park?
11:07We wouldn't go in there for a million bucks!
11:10Make it ten million.
11:12That's cool.
11:13Um, I should, uh...
11:14Go now. That is all.
11:16Okay.
11:17Let's go through some inflicting!
11:21When they attack, the Park systems will go into combat mode.
11:25You realize you've just sent the Junkers to their doom?
11:29Did you really think I would give them ten million dollars?
11:34I like the way your mind works.
11:37Thank you, Doctor.
11:37Soon, Geek will be returned to us.
11:41Yes.
11:42I'm more on a Twitter.
11:48And, and, here's another great game.
11:51Who can make their head the biggest?
11:53I won the game!
12:15I won the game!
12:17Geeker, it's time to go.
12:23Aw, do we gotta?
12:26We have to get out of here.
12:28These bunnies are driving me nuts!
12:30Hey, excuse me some more!
12:33Clear off before I yank out your furry little lungs.
12:36Assessing data.
12:39Tsk, tsk. Temper, temper, temper.
12:42Does Guest seek combat mode?
12:45No, I, I want to play hopscotch.
12:51Hooray!
12:52Come on!
12:56Fair enough.
12:57Was that so hard?
12:59I hate you.
13:00Hey, look!
13:01It's Mr. Pointybutt.
13:04Okay, Junkers.
13:06Time to inflict!
13:12Becky, you have to control your temper, remember?
13:15I'm sick of acting nice.
13:17I'm gonna do some smashing.
13:19Oh, here we go.
13:21You can't fight them by yourself.
13:23Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
13:24Pie for everyone.
13:28Ah!
13:29Ooh!
13:30Ah!
13:30I'm going to crunch you now!
13:40Assessing data, please stand by.
13:47Do guests seek combat mode?
13:52I think this might be bad.
13:54Not now, Geeker!
13:55Hope you didn't enjoy breathing too much, Lady M.
14:04Guest, display violence.
14:06Entering combat mode.
14:08Becky!
14:09I'm really pretty sure this is bad!
14:13Attention.
14:16Combat game commences now.
14:19We will fight until you have all been destroyed.
14:22This is perfect.
14:28I can barely contain my happiness.
14:32Yes, control yourself, big fella.
14:35Looks like we're all on the same side now, huh, Lady M?
14:39Yeah.
14:41A losing side.
14:42Becky, you have to be nice to them, remember?
15:04Tamper, tamper.
15:05It's too late for nice.
15:07What we need now is some good old-fashioned smashing!
15:10Okay, let's get some butt!
15:21You heard her.
15:23Inflake!
15:37Oh, man.
15:38Where, how, how many times do you have to take a shot?
15:50Ah!
15:50. . .
15:50. . .
15:52. .
15:59. . .
16:01. . .
16:02. . .
16:03we have to stop fighting these things we can't beat them i'm not stopping until they're all
16:13toast they got me mad now geeker can you distract these things distract them i am so on top of that
16:25this calls for something peculiar
16:32i am zeus greatest of all olympian gods cower before me distracting yeah i think so
16:45i'm not running from a fight no you're being dragged from one
16:51the dinos got the right idea we're out of here
16:54oh gosh out of lightning bolts
17:19ciao
17:24well they didn't see us but they'll be back okay this is very simple if you guys don't
17:38stop fighting we're all gonna get wiped out if we can get to the park's control center we can
17:44shut these things off until then we all have to act nice and friendly i have to be nice
17:51to junkers and we gotta be nice to her only if you want to live
18:10this had better work data assessed guests seek play entering play mode
18:25i think i'm gonna be sick me too let's get this straight you are not allowed to agree with me about
18:42anything you got it rat bag
18:49yeah my pal the rat bag my friend yeah we are friends oh yeah okay bunnies let's go play at your control
19:03we are
19:12we are losers big fat losers we lose we lose have my bodyguards and a squad of pinkers meet me at nightmare park immediately
19:19let's go lose lose lose tell them to bring their big weapons
19:36my pal my pal my pal my pal the weakling ha my pal the scared little mouse
19:45easy easy there come on make me proud
19:55whoops
20:06Oh god
20:09coolies what do you want to play
20:12hmm
20:13duck duck goose kitty wants a corner how about bust a computer
20:18Adam
20:21Bustin' things is FUN!
20:26That's a lousy game!
20:28What's wrong with playing Homsky?
20:34Oh! The poor bunnies!
20:39Maybe I can bring him back!
20:46Okay, can I stop controlling my temper now?
20:49I, uh...
20:50Good! Gene, you ratbag! I'm gonna blast you to...
20:54Uh-oh.
20:55Looking for this?
20:57Mr. Moloch is gonna be real pleased when he sees what we done to you two.
21:02Not that there'll be much left of you to see.
21:05Stop!
21:07Well done, Mr. Damage.
21:09I'll take it from here.
21:11You may collect your payment at my office.
21:13Yeah, but we...
21:14That will be all.
21:16We never get to have any fun.
21:21And as for you, too, I have only one thing to say.
21:28Look how big I can make my eyeballs!
21:30Geeker?
21:31Neat, huh?
21:32I just plug into this equipment and I can make anything!
21:34Ding!
21:35Who likes pumpkin?
21:36Enough with the pie already!
21:37I don't think this amusement park was very...
21:42Amusing!
21:43But at least Becky learned to control her temper.
21:44Ugh!
21:45This stupid dork!
21:46Come on!
21:47Come on!
21:48Come on!
21:49Come on!
21:50Come on!
21:51You know what you need?
21:52A nice hot apple pie.
21:53Geeker!
21:54You...
21:55Okay.
21:56I'll have some pie.
22:07Mmm.
22:08Not bad.
22:12You know what?
22:14You know what?
22:19have some pie.
22:23Hmm. Not bad.
22:25You know what? I'd love to see what
22:27happens when the Junkers try to collect
22:29their money.
22:35How'd you get out here so fast?
22:37What did you do with Lady M and her little
22:39geek friend?
22:40I have no idea what you're talking
22:43about. Are you trying to
22:45weasel out of paying us, you stone-faced
22:47freak? Freak?
22:50No,
22:51my friends. You will
22:53get exactly the payment
22:55you deserve.
22:58I'm gonna
22:59get Lady M for this.
23:02Oh, man!
23:03Am I gonna get her?
23:19Jeent a
23:20fruit
23:21email
23:21A
23:24beautiful
23:25I am
23:25a
23:27irresponsible
23:27idiot
23:29I am
23:29going wherever to be.
23:32This youtube is he must get out with ....
23:35This YouTube 보신ly
23:36Thispped
23:36episode here
23:37I'll sing
23:37A
23:38copper
23:39Bul owners
23:40Come here
23:40I'll sing
23:41A
23:42Military
23:42Dude
23:43Of