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00:00The future.
00:03Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:15Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world.
00:17But Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief, stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:25Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:33That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better, because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:55GKR!
01:08Dear Diary, finding the perfect movie to rent can be tough.
01:13Especially when there are mean guys shooting at you.
01:15Ah!
01:17Oh!
01:24The molotip stirs that way, Becky.
01:27Noah's gonna be mad if we don't rent a movie.
01:29In case you haven't noticed, we got bigger problems.
01:36Boy, they sure are good at following people, huh?
01:39We'll lose them in that alley.
01:41Whoa! Geek, are you okay?
01:45Just peachy, sir.
01:54Blast Lady Macbeth all you want,
01:56but don't damage Project G.K.R.
01:59Get ready for a fight, Geeker.
02:04Wow!
02:08What's this?
02:11No matter helping or anything, I'm doing just fine.
02:24That's nice.
02:28Say good night, Macbeth.
02:30Macbeth?
02:37Hey, Stonebender!
02:38Getch!
02:48Hey, now I could use some help.
02:50I am so on top of that.
02:53I could do this.
02:57Lightning hole!
03:06That was great! How'd you do it?
03:08I just did like Mr. Zappo.
03:10He's K-O-O-L. Cool!
03:13Whatever. We're out of here.
03:15Bye, Mr. Smiley!
03:18I got the groceries! What movie did you guys rent?
03:21And please tell me it's not another one of those talking car movies Geeker likes so much.
03:27Uh, we ran into a little trouble.
03:30Don't tell me.
03:31You got attacked and were nearly blasted into a million bits, but you escaped.
03:32Is it me? Or are our lives getting predictable?
03:36Hey, Geeker!
03:38I got you a chocolate monkey.
03:40Not now! Dr. Zarko's about to throw Carburetor Man in a volcano!
03:44He's not interested in a chocolate monkey?
03:46Who is that guy and what has he done with Geeker?
03:49He found a bomb.
03:50Uh, we ran into a little trouble.
03:52Don't tell me.
03:53You got attacked and were nearly blasted into a million bits, but you escaped.
03:55Is it me? Or are our lives getting predictable?
03:56Hey, Geeker!
03:58I got you a chocolate monkey.
04:00Not now!
04:01Dr. Zarko's about to throw Carburetor Man in a volcano!
04:05He's not interested in a chocolate monkey?
04:07Who is that guy and what has he done with Geeker?
04:09He found a bunch of old comics.
04:11He's been reading them ever since.
04:12I have found my destiny!
04:13I will fit in with normal people by becoming...
04:16A SUPERHERO!
04:19Uh-huh.
04:20Sure.
04:24Why not?
04:25I do have powers far beyond those of mortal men.
04:28Everyone will love me.
04:31Just like the superheroes in these books.
04:34Uh...
04:35I will fight for justice.
04:37And people will accept me at last.
04:40Maybe I should explain something.
04:43Those aren't books.
04:44They're comic books.
04:46There is a difference.
04:48These are just made up stuff.
04:49They're not real.
04:50You know?
04:51Like those talking car movies.
04:53She thinks talking car movies aren't real.
04:55Huh?
05:00Listen, Geeker.
05:01No, no, no!
05:02I'm gonna be a superhero and there's nothing you can do to talk me out of it.
05:08You wanna try talking to him?
05:09Nah, you know Geeker.
05:10He never sticks with one idea very long.
05:12He'll forget all this by morning.
05:22Well, Diary, I didn't forget.
05:24I did everything I could to be like the guys in the comic books.
05:32First of all, I knew a superhero had to have a fancy car.
05:35What's car?
05:37Geeker!
05:39I don't suppose you know what happened to my hover cycle?
05:42And my anti-grav sled.
05:44I sure do!
05:46I took them apart and put them back together to make...
05:48The Geek Mobile!
05:51Oh, no.
05:52Hmm.
05:53For some reason, Becky and Noah weren't getting into the spirit.
06:02So I decided to make them part of the superhero excitement.
06:10Guys, look what I made for ya!
06:19Ta-da!
06:22What the heck?
06:23You guys will be my sidekicks!
06:25You can be Reptile Boy!
06:27And you can be Miss Bigarm!
06:30Isn't this fun?
06:32I hate you.
06:35Soon, all was in readiness.
06:37It's time for me to make my first crime-fighting appearance as...
06:43Geek Man! Champion of Justice!
06:48Pretty rad, huh?
06:53Oof.
06:57There goes the drama.
07:02Geek Man.
07:03One more brain cell and he'd have a map set.
07:05And now, brave sidekicks!
07:07We shall patrol the city in search of evildoers to thwart!
07:12Uh...
07:13We're hiding from Moloch, remember?
07:15Don't you think you'll be a little conspicuous?
07:19I am so on top of that!
07:22Ta-da!
07:24No one could possibly recognize you in that uncanny disguise.
07:29Come!
07:31We must sally forth and fight for the cause of justice!
07:35Oh, well.
07:36Well, we can't let him wander the city all by himself.
07:39Yeah, but I don't have to like it.
07:44Below us, the city sleeps, but the eyes of evil never close, nor danger ever slumbers!
07:51Ah, put a sock in it.
07:54Socks be darned!
07:55Or lo!
07:56My indomitable geek vision detects the dread countenance of crime!
08:04It's simple.
08:05You give us your money and we don't hurt you.
08:08Think of it as a business transaction.
08:11Geek Man to the rescue!
08:12Desist, vile blackguards!
08:22Look here.
08:23It's Lady Macbeth and her pals.
08:27I'd like to have a word with you, Lady M.
08:30But that won't be possible, since you'll be in no condition to talk.
08:34Or breathe.
08:36I think this superhero thing is going great, don't you?
08:42You gonna help out, Geek Man?
08:54Hang on.
08:55I gotta decide what superpower to use.
08:58Time to inflict!
09:07Super strength?
09:09Super speed?
09:10Sonic blast?
09:11I just can't decide.
09:14Geeker!
09:15Just pick one!
09:17I know.
09:18I'll freeze them with my icy...
09:20Geek Breath!
09:36Ah!
09:41Not the neatest solution, but whatever works.
09:51Score one for...
09:53Geek Man! Champion of Justice!
09:57We better get out of here before those junkers come around.
09:59Yes!
10:00Come, staunch sidekicks, to the Geekmobile!
10:03You can't be a superhero, Geeker!
10:12Read my lips.
10:13Moloch is trying to capture you!
10:19Once he finds out about this Geek Man thing, he'll be able to spot that costume a mile off!
10:24She's right, Geeker!
10:25You're gonna get us all captured!
10:27Fear not!
10:28The mighty Geek Man shall protect you!
10:31Yay!
10:32In against the vile forces of the nefarious Mr. Moloch!
10:36Like talking to a brick wall.
10:39Aha!
10:40This looks like a job for...
10:42Geek Man!
10:43Champion of Justice!
10:52Well, Diary, you sure did a lot of superheroing that night.
10:58Ta-da!
10:59I stopped a runaway automated train with my super-geek strength!
11:18I foiled a bank robbery with my...
11:20Geeksplosive Vision!
11:22Oh, bad thing happened.
11:34Uh, don't you think that's enough for one night, Geek Man?
11:38Yes, but tomorrow more noble deeds shall be done by...
11:42Geek Man!
11:43Champion of Justice!
11:52Geeker fancies himself a superhero, eh?
12:00Perhaps we can use this against him.
12:04Ooh, ooh!
12:05Good thinking!
12:06I'll read some comic books to get ideas!
12:12You do that.
12:14I'm going to contact the news network and tell them how to report this...
12:18Geek Man story.
12:19Exactly how will you make them do what you say?
12:23Elementary, my dear Mastin.
12:26Money.
12:33Oh, my roof!
12:34Geek Man!
12:36Geek Man!
12:37Geek Man!
12:38Geek Man!
12:39Geek Man!
12:40Geek Man!
12:41Geek Man!
12:42Geek Man!
12:43Geek Man!
12:45Geek Man!
12:46Geek Man!
12:47Geek Man!
12:48Geek Man!
12:50Geek Man!
12:51He's dreaming!
12:52When I grow up, I want to be just like Geek Man!
12:56It's just how I dreamed it would be!
12:59Stop!
13:01What do you want, you bad man?
13:04I want...
13:07To say I'm sorry.
13:09you're such a fabulous hero that I've decided to stop trying to capture you
13:15will you be my friend oh boy will I ever and to seal our friendship I'd like to
13:24give you this the world's biggest chocolate
13:39they love me they love me they love me Mito Torpedo bringing you an update on the
13:52mysterious geek man already citizens have formed vigilante groups to stamp out
13:57this horrible mess in a rain of terror last night geek man destroyed a train
14:04demolished a branch of the Bank of Moloch and viciously attacked two
14:09citizens yeah yeah we wasn't robbing some guys are nothing the people of neo
14:19dinner are in an uproar but all agree on one thing geek man must be stopped I don't
14:30get it this isn't how it is in the comic books life isn't a comic book Geeker
14:37would you look at this stuff it's nothing like the real world it's full of
14:42guys who can change shape and cyborgs and dinosaurs I mean it well oh yeah
14:50nothing like the real world I think I know what you're saying Becky well at last
14:55you're saying I just have to try harder
14:58come staunch comrades evil awaits the mighty blows of geek man champion of justice
15:12you can't go out there Geeker everyone is out to get you no adversity can stop geek man
15:19besides everyone's always out to get me how bad could it be
15:24pretty bad
15:25yeah
15:26keeker
15:35Kaker!
15:36Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him!
15:45Neenolike! Neenolike!
15:55Noah! Boost me up!
15:57Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him!
16:00Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! Blast him! ahhhhhhhh!
16:03Oh, golly!
16:12Hang on!
16:14Don't let them get away!
16:16Come on!
16:19In there!
16:27We lost him.
16:31Look at you! You can't hide in that costume!
16:35It was bad enough when we just had to avoid Moloch's goons.
16:38Now we have to avoid everyone!
16:40This Geek Man thing stops now!
16:43Okay, guys, you...
16:49Geek Man! I am Zontar the Destroyer!
16:54Zontar the Destroyer?
16:56This can't be for real.
16:58I have heard of your mighty powers and challenge you to...
17:04The ultimate battle between good and evil!
17:09Meet me in Moloch Park at midnight, or I shall destroy your planet!
17:16Zontar, have spoken!
17:20Well, I can't quit being Geek Man now!
17:26The Earth is, like, depending on me!
17:28Are you nuts?
17:30That was the most obvious trap I've ever seen!
17:33Moloch must be behind this.
17:35You'd better just forget the whole thing.
17:40Geek Man? Run from a challenge?
17:43Nay, never, no, never!
17:45Fine. Go get yourself killed.
17:48But count me out!
17:49Huh?
17:51Noah?
17:52You're on your own, Geek Man.
17:57Guys?
17:59Guys?
18:01So be it.
18:02Geek Man shall defend the Earth.
18:04Alone.
18:06To the ultimate battle between good and evil!
18:12The ultimate battle between good and evil!
18:16Oh, that was the best part!
18:21Geek Man couldn't resist a challenge like that!
18:25How did you come up with that speech, anyway?
18:28I got it word for word out of Quark Man comics number 326!
18:33Uh, am I in this right?
18:37Yes, oh, looks fine!
18:42This is the new Ark 7 combat armor!
18:47It's military issue!
18:49Very powerful!
18:50You should have no trouble defeating Geeker!
18:53Perfect!
18:56You're a Zantar if ever I've seen one!
19:00Mind if I try it out?
19:11Not bad!
19:12Not bad at all!
19:14Geeker is within my grasp.
19:17Once I have his power under my control,
19:20the world will be my plaything!
19:31Come, forces of evil!
19:34Face the awesome wrath of Geek Man!
19:37Champion of justice!
19:39Though your power be great,
19:41still you shall fail before the Juggernaut of Virtue!
19:45What is the sound of one ham clamping?
19:52I've been waiting a long time to say this, GKR!
19:57You lose!
19:59Guess again, ratbag!
20:05It's smashing time!
20:11I thought you guys gave up on me!
20:13Ah, we couldn't just let you get slaughtered!
20:17Though it was tempting!
20:20You're not Zantar the Destroyer!
20:24You're just plain old Mr. Smiley!
20:26This is for calling me Mr. Smiley!
20:33Clowns are funny!
20:36He's wearing combat armor!
20:37The Mark VII!
20:38Serious firepower!
20:40Come on!
20:41I've got an idea!
20:43Hey, Smiley boy!
20:45Over here!
20:46I hate my life!
20:47You see?
20:48A little strategy and...
20:49Yeah, ha-ha!
20:50Look!
20:51Okay!
20:52New plan!
20:53We're out of here!
20:54We're out of here!
20:55I know you're here somewhere!
20:56You know?
20:57I'm starting to think you were right now!
20:58I hate my life!
20:59I hate my life!
21:01You see?
21:02A little strategy and...
21:03the Hulk!
21:04Oh!
21:05No!
21:06We're out of here!
21:07Uh...
21:08Uh...
21:09...
21:10...
21:11Let's go!
21:12Oh!
21:13I'm coming!
21:14I'm coming!
21:15Oof!
21:16Oh!
21:17Oh!
21:18Oh!
21:19Two!
21:20Two!
21:21Mom!
21:22One!
21:23Oh!
21:24Uh...
21:25Uh...
21:26You know, I'm starting to think you were right about this superhero thing not being such
21:27a great idea!
21:28What tipped you off!
21:31flies into a rage when they see that stupid costume?
21:34The costume! That's it!
21:39Geeker, no!
21:45So surrendering, are you?
21:48Not quite.
21:50What you need is a fashion makeover, Mr. Smiley.
22:01Alright, I look pretty stupid, but I don't think you've exactly pummeled me into submission.
22:07No, but they will.
22:14Here he is! And look, he's growing!
22:17Destroy him before he gets anything out!
22:24Pretty quick thinking, Geeker.
22:26All in a day's work for...
22:28Geek Man! Champion of...
22:33I mean, for little ol' me.
22:38Well, guys, I'm giving up the superhero thing for good.
22:42Sounds like you've gotten a grip on reality, Geeker.
22:45Yeah! From now on, I'm gonna be a cowboy!
22:51This town ain't big enough for the two of me.
22:56Howdy, pilgrim!
23:02Saddle up the buckboard!
23:04Yee-haw!
23:06We'll see you tomorrow!
23:07We'll see you tomorrow!
23:09Inікă!
23:12I'm so pret muitas.
23:14I'm so pretentious!
23:16The axe changes mandarim我们
23:18to do fordome poder co-oful!
23:20Yeah, we'll be back.
23:22Geek Man!
23:24No, no I!
23:26No!
23:28Mais!
23:30Dekeis Man!
23:31R.I.K.