00:00Oh, man. That was weird.
00:19Greetings. I am Mojo Dojo, your host.
00:22Today, Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.
00:25Tomorrow, the world!
00:28What's next, announcer-ready?
00:31Coming up next on Cartoon Cartoon Fridays,
00:33it's the premiere of The Uncle Gus Show.
00:36Then it's Grim and Evil at 10.30.
00:38Oh, yeah, baby!
00:40And it's all right here.
00:41On Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.
00:43Awesome. I think I hear your hotline.
00:46Nice try, Mojo. I have super hearing, you know.
00:58As we come to the deep stretch,
01:06Ozzy Rules is really driving
01:08with Jockey Eddie Mascara going apes and doosies
01:10and really cracking the bat.
01:12Wunderhearts, a strong closer, is in fourth.
01:14Mascara may have overdone it.
01:16Ozzy Rules bolted outside.
01:17Kabutnik wins!
01:19Yes!
01:20Golly, Uncle Gus!
01:21Two baskets in a row!
01:22They're called ringers, Beotus.
01:23Do you mind?
01:24Sorry, Flapjack, old pal.
01:25Hey, Flapjack, old pal.
01:32Hey, Flapjack, I see you!
01:45Can I just have my shoe, Beotus?
01:49Here!
01:50Beotus!
01:51Never hear, Uncle Gus!
01:53Uncle Gus! I know first aid. Physician, heal thyself.
01:58No! Gus, don't! You might bend it. This is footwear, not a toy.
02:05Oh, hi, Gwynny. Hi, Flapjack. I brought you some sugar lumps.
02:11Did somebody mention sugar lumps? Just what you need, Beotis. More calories.
02:16Yeah, Beotis. Flapjack, will you give me a ride?
02:20I'm sorry, Gwynny. Gus is my owner, and he's the only one who ever rides me.
02:24Right!
02:25Which, oh, explains my long history of chronic back problems.
02:30Okay, okay. We all know I'm a little heavy. That's not news.
02:35A thousand pardons. Ali Ali is merely pursuing American dream of obscene wealth by delivering morning newspaper.
02:42Morning newspaper? It's two o'clock in the afternoon.
02:46Correction, please. Actual time is two or three. Would tubby gentleman be interested in more reliable time keys?
02:55Or perhaps lanky quadruped would like to purchase one-of-a-kind lucky horseshoe?
03:00Lucky horseshoe? Hey, wait a minute. This is mine. You just picked that up off the ground over there. Nice try, Ali.
03:09Alas, an educated consumer.
03:16Oh, thank you!
03:18It's wrestling, you idiot!
03:21Oh, look, everyone! Derby champion wrecking ball will race all challengers for million-dollar purse.
03:27A million-dollar purse? A million-dollar purse!
03:34It must have a very fancy clasp.
03:36Flopjack, you are going to run in that race!
03:40May?
03:41Rusty Steve with Overbite is... experienced racehorse?
03:45Well, no. Overbite?
03:48But he could be! Look at that muzzle tune!
03:51Ow! Forget it, Gus. I wouldn't stand a chance against all those thoroughbreds.
03:57But Flopjack, aren't you a thoroughbred?
04:00You obviously never met Mama.
04:02Come on, Flopjack! Think of all that money!
04:06Think of that purse!
04:08Won't you please run, Flopjack? For me?
04:11For me?
04:12No.
04:13For me?
04:14You must be kidding.
04:15For me?
04:16Oh, buddy?
04:18Oh, all right!
04:21But if I win, I want to be put out to stuff.
04:25Deal!
04:26Race on over to Tumble Downs!
04:28Therapeutic racing, video gaming, simulcasting, family fun!
04:30And hey, Phillies, Tuesday night is ladies' night in the fabulous Stirrups Lounge.
04:33It's win, place, and a great show!
04:35Tumble Downs!
04:36Tumble Downs is brought to you by the State Gaming Commission and the Stickmore Glue Corporation.
04:41One hundred and ten.
04:54That much?
04:55Oh, what a blow to my already diminutive sense of self-esteem.
04:59One hundred and twelve.
05:01Curse my family history of heady thighs and buttocks.
05:04The object is to ride the horse, not kill it.
05:13Okay.
05:14So I'm a tad chunky.
05:15I was going to say fat, but why quibble?
05:17The point is, you're much too chunky to ride in this race.
05:21So, what do I do?
05:23Find a lighter jockey?
05:24No offense, but for this horse, to even have a chance, you'd have to find a jockey who was lighter than air.
05:31No offense.
05:33Gee, thanks.
05:34Lighter than air.
05:35Lighter than air.
05:36Lighter than air.
05:37Welcome to the Tumble Downs, ladies and gentlemen and children of Becky.
05:45We are nearly ready to get our last six.
05:48Isn't this exciting?
05:51Ali is quivering.
05:53So am I.
05:54Oh, you're always quivering, Beotis.
05:56You're back.
05:57I happen to have a glandular problem.
06:00Ooh, ice cream!
06:02Look!
06:03Here comes Flapjack.
06:05Can you believe that, Gus?
06:07He sure has some stupid ideas sometimes.
06:10In fact, one time he...
06:13And again, he's not the one talking to a balloon.
06:17Doesn't Flapjack look handsome in black?
06:21I can't wear black.
06:23I'm a spring person.
06:25What?
06:26Why is jockey so egg-shaped?
06:28Pardon me.
06:29Excuse me.
06:30Move over, Gwenny.
06:31Gus!
06:32I thought you were going to be Flapjack's judge.
06:33Uh...
06:34I found someone else to do.
06:36Oh, why not me?
06:38Attention, please!
06:39Now approaching the starting game, the up-to-date champion, Wrecking Ball!
06:44Huh?
06:45Now we'll get a look at the competition.
06:49Okay.
06:50The competition looks... pretty good.
06:53Jeepers!
06:54Do you think Flapjack has a chance, Ali?
06:56Ali?
06:57...
07:00And now the horses are nearly ready.
07:02Wrecking Ball is in gate five, and mystery horse Flapjack gets gate six.
07:06Dang.
07:07Not very roomy in here, is it?
07:10You must be Wrecking Ball.
07:12I'm Flapjack.
07:13Hey, what's the matter, man?
07:14Can't you talk?
07:15Who let the pack mule in here?
07:17And the pack mule?
07:18Can you believe that, guy?
07:19Run!
07:20Flapjack, run!
07:21Oh, yes!
07:22The pack mule!
07:23The pack mule!
07:24Can you believe that, guy?
07:25Run!
07:26Flapjack, run!
07:27Oh, yes!
07:28The pack mule!
07:29The pack mule!
07:30Can you believe that, guy?
07:31Run!
07:32Flapjack, run!
07:33Oh, yes!
07:34The pack mule!
07:35The pack mule!
07:36The pack mule!
07:37The pack mule!
07:38And breaking up the rear is Flapjack!
07:41A knapsack!
07:42Those little legs won't save you from the blue trunk.
07:46The name's Flapjack.
07:48I've seen faster horses than you on a merry-go-round!
07:53That jerk's really starting to fry my bacon.
07:56Hey, will you stop bouncing around so much?
07:59You're getting me all static.
08:01Flapjack's never gonna make me a millionaire at this rate!
08:04He can do it, Gus!
08:06I can see the determination in his noble profile.
08:10Let's come take an orange!
08:11Is that my sandwich, Harry?
08:12Thanks!
08:13We come back to Apple, sir!
08:14Who's a-
08:15What happened?
08:19Why is he stopping?!
08:21A mystifying development.
08:23I think he swallowed something!
08:25I don't think I have the mustard on my sandwich!
08:30And best!
08:31And flex!
08:32Come on!
08:33Feel the bird!
08:34It's an orange, and Apple Pizzing's arm dropping off the page!
08:43But wait!
08:44Here comes Flapjack!
08:45Hold up, Jack!
08:46We're coming fast!
08:47Pulling the silky inside!
08:48Shoot!
08:49Pardon me!
08:50Excuse me!
08:51Back!
08:52You can sit back out!
08:53Step aside!
08:54Like what?!
08:55He's in fifth place!
08:56He's in fourth place!
08:57He's in fourth place!
08:59Third place!
09:00Third place!
09:01just like national velvet if said film in public's form of angry bees yes step aside champ i'm
09:11coming through it's little knick-knack patty what's wrong you don't like being in second place
09:18it's flapjack and now that you mention it the view from back here does leave something to be
09:23desirred speed it crack wrecking ball never loses my name is
09:51and now
09:52flapjack is opening up a huge lead a huge lead
10:10oh good feelings so you can learn to be more dramatic
10:21wait come back
10:24come back
10:29Was that really necessary?
10:55No million-dollar purse.
10:58No drama, champ.
10:59Oh, isn't it tragic, Ollie?
11:03Ollie?
11:09Racing fans everywhere are still talking about the near-upset yesterday at Tumble Downs.
11:14Wrecking Ball won and remained undefeated,
11:16but only after surprise entry Flapjack, in the lead at the time, threw his rider.
11:21Threw my rider?
11:22He popped, for goodness sake.
11:24Oh, it's okay, Flapjack.
11:26You could have won.
11:27And I could have been a millionaire.
11:31You'll probably get your picture in the paper.
11:35Hey, where is the paper?
11:42Seems like everybody's getting rich but you, Gus.
11:45Here's what you need, Uncle Gus.
11:47A lucky horseshoe.
11:49Here's what you need.
11:51Big horseshoe.
11:52Here's what you need.
11:53Over.
11:53Hey,
11:54Happy horseshoe.
11:55Woo!
12:05Boy!
12:06We'll be right back with more Cartoon Cartoon Friday.
12:33I command you to stay.
12:36Next Friday on CCF, the mayor is hosting.
12:39Is that true?
12:40Yes, mayor.
12:41And we've got the premiere of a brand new episode of Dexter's Lab.
12:46But wait, there's more.
12:48We're also giving away some incredible TVVCRs with the latest Dexter video.
12:53Plus a bunch of other swell Dexter stuff.
12:56This could be your lucky night.
12:58So join the mayor next Friday at 8 for Cartoon Cartoon Fridays.
13:02Only on Cartoon Network.
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