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00:01The future.
00:03Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world,
00:17but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief,
00:20stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:25Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:32That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me. And me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me, and me.
00:40Gee.
00:41It's too bad I can't control my powers better,
00:43because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:55GK on it!
01:01Yeah!
01:02It's so bad!
01:04G-K!
01:14Aaaaah! This is a disaster of epic proportions!
01:17I can't find my shoes.
01:19Shoes.
01:23Come on, Geekle, we have to go.
01:25But I can't go to the mall without shoes.
01:28Where will I keep my toes?
01:29My money?
01:30My sandwiches?
01:33Oh, of course.
01:35I put them in there to keep the milk fresh.
01:42Ugh.
01:43I'll never drink milk again.
01:49Oh, gosh.
01:55I don't know what I'd do without you, Becky.
01:58Neither do I.
02:00I can only dream.
02:08Keep on the lookout for Pinkers.
02:10We have to keep a low profile.
02:12Next up, Charlie's Tarkatorium!
02:15Woo-hoo!
02:17Woo-hoo!
02:18Chocolate monkey!
02:20Chocolate monkey!
02:21Chocolate monkey!
02:22Woo-hoo!
02:23Woo-hoo!
02:24Woo-hoo!
02:25Geekle!
02:26Ugh.
02:27Why do I bother?
02:28Inky-Bats!
02:29Bring me the biggest monkey in the joint.
02:33This isn't Charlie's Tarkatorium.
02:41What was your first clue?
02:43You want the blue wing level D under the mezzanine, over the food court, up the down escalator, behind
02:48your left to the right, behind the green door.
02:49You can't miss it.
02:50I am so on top of that.
02:54I'll be feasting on chocolate monkeys in no time.
03:06Chocolate.
03:07Chocolate.
03:08Chocolate.
03:09No!
03:10No!
03:11No!
03:12No!
03:13No!
03:14No!
03:15No!
03:16No!
03:17No!
03:18I can't take him anywhere.
03:30Oh, no.
03:37Oh, no.
03:41I just want a chocolate monkey!
03:45I just want a chocolate monkey!
03:47Monkey, give me a chocolate monkey!
03:50That's what I want.
03:52Hi, Becky. How's it shaking?
03:54It's okay, guys.
03:56I'll take him back to the, you know, special place.
04:02Suspect Lady Macbeth.
04:04413 outstanding ones.
04:06Apprehend on sight.
04:09Get her!
04:12Come on!
04:17It was terrible. I was lost. Starving.
04:20Images of chocolate monkeys floated before my eyes.
04:23Maybe we could go into this later.
04:26You're my special friend.
04:28I don't know what I'd do without you.
04:30I know. I know.
04:35Don't worry.
04:36I'll keep them away with my neutron shield.
04:41Well, it worked great last Tuesday.
04:48We're out of here.
04:49From now on, Becky, I'm sticking to you like fish to a hen house.
05:08What I need is some breathing room.
05:11I need my own space.
05:12My own...
05:13Will you cut that out?
05:16Either you learn to take care of yourself, or one of us is out of here.
05:20But I can't take care of myself.
05:23I don't know what you'd do without me.
05:26Well, it's time you figured it out.
05:28Give him a break.
05:31After all, you stole him from Moloch before his brain was programmed.
05:34So it's partly your fault that he's...
05:37You know...
05:39Nutty as a peanut butter pie?
05:43Well...
05:44Yes.
05:44If I hadn't stolen him, Moloch would have the most powerful weapon in the universe.
05:50Uh-huh.
05:51Well, right now, the most powerful weapon in the universe is talking to a bug.
05:55Hello, Mr. Cockroach.
05:57Will you be my friend?
06:00Ugh.
06:00You talk to him.
06:04Becky's right, Geeker.
06:06You have to be more independent.
06:08But I can't!
06:10You know what I've got upstairs?
06:13Room to rent.
06:16I can never do anything right.
06:19Oh, you're capable of great things, Geeker.
06:22You just have to discover your inner resources.
06:26Yeah!
06:27My inner resources!
06:28I'll start looking for them right away!
06:36Ow!
06:38Uh-huh.
06:39You really believe all that inner resources stuff?
06:42Sure.
06:44Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a date with the Easter Bunny.
06:58This had better be good.
07:02Oh, oh, oh, it's good.
07:05Better than good.
07:06It's brilliant!
07:09My latest invention!
07:13Seeds.
07:14Not just any seeds.
07:16Cyber seeds!
07:18Oh, quaint.
07:33Tell me, have we gone off our medication again?
07:37The cyber plant can be programmed to capture anything!
07:42Now, I'm interested.
07:57Do they get any larger?
07:59Larger?
08:00You want larger?
08:02That will do nicely.
08:24That will do nicely.
08:29That will do nicely.
08:29AVAILABLE NOW
08:59La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
09:14Moloch brand, instant brown, milk coloring substance
09:18It's...
09:23Roundtastic!
09:25Geeker relies on that for everything. It's driving me nuts!
09:28I'm ready to hop on the next shuttle to anywhere and stay there.
09:32Maybe he just needs a little more confidence.
09:35Sounds like you have an idea.
09:37Naturally.
09:39I'll hide behind this tree. You pretend I'm missing.
09:43Now make sure Geeker finds me. Then he'll feel like he's done something right for a change.
09:48Well...
09:50Even Geeker should be able to find you like that.
09:53It's worth a try.
09:55That's one small step for Geeker and one giant leap for Geekkind.
10:04What the...
10:05Geeker, Noah's missing.
10:15What?
10:16Geeker, you are the only one who can find Noah.
10:19I am?
10:20Yes. Only you have the... whatever.
10:24I've got the whatever?
10:26And spades.
10:27Now find the dinosaur.
10:29I'll do it! For Noah!
10:32Yeah, this'll work.
10:35No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!
10:47I can't do anything right.
10:54Hey, Becky?
10:56Becky?
10:58Becky?
11:00They're gone.
11:01Becky? Noah?
11:04Snap out of it, Private.
11:05You can deal with this.
11:07You've got the guts.
11:08You've got the smarts.
11:09And most of all, you've got the whatever.
11:13Say, what's that?
11:15A clue.
11:18It's a whole tooth and nothing but a tooth.
11:21This tooth could only come from one place.
11:37Moloch, so you're behind this.
11:41A brilliant deduction, Lady Macbeth.
11:43I suppose you expect us to tell you where Geeker is.
11:48The cyber plants will find Geeker soon enough.
11:52He'll be helpless without you, too.
11:54An easy target.
11:56I hate it when he's right.
12:00Ah, Brightmoor Park.
12:03Man, this place has really gotten weedy.
12:05Hey, a map.
12:11Can't beat that with a muffin.
12:16Aha!
12:17It's a perfect match.
12:20Except for the size, shape, and color.
12:24Got to be totally alert.
12:26Don't want to miss any important clues.
12:28What if we need to?
12:29Let's see.
12:29Let's see.
12:30Yeah.
12:31Yeah.
12:31Good.
12:47I'm not sure.
12:48I'm not sure.
12:48More clues!
13:00The S must stand for my special friend, Becky.
13:04And the K means Noah because he's K-O-O-L cool.
13:10Now I know exactly where they are and what's happened to them.
13:18Are you there?
13:40Oh.
13:42Your plants are out of control, Doctor.
13:53They are costing me a fortune in property damage.
13:56Deactivate them now.
13:59No, it's always about money.
14:04Don't tell me.
14:06With the computer broken, the plants won't stop until...
14:10Until they have captured Geeker.
14:12Yes.
14:13You're upset, aren't you?
14:14I can see that little vein in your forehead.
14:21This is the place.
14:23Now, let's see.
14:24Yeah, if I'm going to be inconspicuous, I'll need a clever disguise.
14:32Hey!
14:34I knew it!
14:36It's just like the clue indicated.
14:38Becky and Noah have been turned into lobsters!
14:44Don't try to stop me!
14:46My friends will live free!
14:48The giant lobster rescuing his friends.
14:53Wish I had a nickel for every time that's happened.
15:01What's got into these things?
15:03Without computer guidance, they're attacking everything in sight!
15:06You mean you can't control them at all?
15:11No, I can't.
15:13They seem to be hungry.
15:15If they don't capture Geeker soon,
15:18they'll destroy the city!
15:20Doctor, are you saying the cyber plants intend to eat us?
15:41Well, they are capable of digesting matter.
15:44And I think they want to digest us.
15:47You can forget your year-end bonus.
15:49Okay.
15:50You might be able to help.
15:52If it weren't for one detail.
15:54Deal with it, Doctor.
15:56Oh, hold.
15:57Right!
16:05Come on!
16:06Golly, look at all these big plants.
16:20Spring is just busting out all over.
16:24Becky, Noah, I've got to get you back to your normal forms.
16:29I know.
16:29I bet Dr. Mastin can de-lobstersize you.
16:36They grow back too fast.
16:46We're doomed.
16:47Not as long as I have a single blast left.
16:53Okay, now we're doomed.
16:59What's happening?
17:00One of the plants must have captured Geeker.
17:02Oh, we're saved!
17:06Oh, but what about Geeker?
17:10Of all the times to be swallowed by a giant metal plant.
17:14Mondays are always like this, huh?
17:20Now, off to Dr. Mastin's lab for a quick de-lobstersizing.
17:25Geeker must have escaped!
17:37Oh, that's great!
17:39Uh, in some ways...
17:40We have only one option.
17:42You must contact Geeker and tell him to surrender to the plants.
17:46Never!
17:47It's the only way, Becky.
17:48If these things don't get Geeker, the whole city will be plant food.
17:52Oh, you're right.
17:53Buzz off, ratbags.
17:58It's an unlisted number.
18:02There's Dr. Mastin's lab.
18:08Boy, has he got a green thumb.
18:10I can't even get one giant metal plant to grow in my garden.
18:13Geeker, let the plants eat you.
18:22It's our only hope.
18:24Hayes!
18:26Oh, it's busted.
18:28You think you got the message?
18:29I hope so.
18:30Thank goodness for Becky.
18:35She always knows what to do.
18:37Come and eat me, Mr. Plants!
18:41Hey, wait a minute.
18:44How could that have been Becky when she's right here?
18:47She must have sent me a telepathic message from her mutated lobster brain.
18:52And it must be in code.
18:56Decode, decode, decode.
19:00Let's hear that again.
19:02Geeker, let the plants eat you.
19:04Geeker, let the plants eat you.
19:05Geeker, let the plants eat you.
19:07How about backwards?
19:11Three eat snails with the lurky.
19:13Aha!
19:14That's the language of the crab men of Sirius 5.
19:17And it translates to...
19:22Drink Moloch brand instant brown milk coloring substance.
19:28Of course!
19:29That's how I can de-lobstereize them.
19:31It's so simple yet so obvious.
19:33Hey, I don't have any Moloch brand instant brown milk coloring substance.
19:39But I know who does.
19:51Hello, Mr. Moloch!
20:00Say, I love what you've done with the place.
20:03This is his Big Beth.
20:08It's over.
20:12Geeker did it!
20:19My eyes!
20:22Come back, eyeballs!
20:24Geeker.
20:25I know that, boys.
20:27Okay, I surrender, Mr. Moloch.
20:30But please!
20:31I need some Moloch brand instant brown milk coloring substance, and I need it now!
20:37Huh?
20:39Of course.
20:40Consider it done.
20:45Becky!
20:45Noah!
20:46You aren't lobsters anymore!
20:49Huh?
20:50And now, I'm yours.
20:57Geeker, what are you doing?
20:59I promised Moloch I'd surrender if he de-lobsterized you and Noah.
21:03We never were lobsters, Geeker.
21:06You weren't?
21:07So, it was all a clever mind game, huh?
21:12Well, the gig is up, Mr. Monkey Pants.
21:18Uh, uh, perhaps we can discuss this.
21:22I'll just get to the point.
21:23I'll just get to the point.
21:24Oh, my God!
21:24I'm sorry!
21:25I'm sorry!
21:25This is insane!
21:26This is insane!
21:27This is insane!
21:28This is insane!
21:29Let's go for the front room!
21:30Uh...
21:31Not...
21:32Not...
21:33Uh...
21:34Inconvenient.
21:36Uh...
21:37Most distasteful.
21:38Uh...
21:39No...
21:40Please.
21:41Uh...
21:42No, please.
21:43No, please.
21:44No!
21:45Uh...
21:46Mr. Moloch, uh...
21:47What brings you to Accountance Payable?
21:50Deeker.
21:56Can we go home now?
21:58You bet.
21:59We're leaving, Mastin.
22:00Please don't stay in touch.
22:02Ugh!
22:03You won't get away, that heat!
22:05Ah!
22:06Ah!
22:07Let go!
22:08Let go!
22:09Let go!
22:10You're only getting yourselves in the hot water!
22:14Ah!
22:15Ah!
22:16You did it, Geeker!
22:24You saved us!
22:25And you saved the whole city!
22:27And you did it all on your own.
22:30For once, I did everything right.
22:32I guess I can take care of myself.
22:35Come on.
22:36I'll take us all to the Merry Mermaid to celebrate.
22:39K-O-O-L.
22:40Cool!
22:41No, no!
22:42My shoes!
22:43Becky, help me find my shoes!
22:44My shoes!
22:45They're on your feet, Geeker.
22:47Well, who put them there?
22:49Becky?
22:50I...
22:51I know.
22:52I know.
22:53You don't know what you'd do without me.
22:56We're gonna eat some lobster!
22:58We're gonna eat some lobster!
23:00Someone melt some butter!
23:02We're gonna eat some...
23:03Wah!