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00:01The future. Mr. Moloch created me, an artificial human codenamed Project GKR.
00:09I am known as Geeker, and my synthetic body has almost unlimited power.
00:14Moloch plans to use me to conquer the world, but Lady Macbeth, a streetwise thief,
00:20stole me before I could receive the programming which would force me to be Moloch's fighting mission.
00:24Lady Macbeth was helped by a super-intelligent dinosaur, Noah.
00:32That's me, Geeker.
00:35And that's me. And me, and me, and me, and me.
00:40It's too bad I can't control my powers better, because Mr. Moloch wants me back really bad.
00:46And without Lady Macbeth and Noah, I'd be a bucket of extra crispy.
00:54Geeker.
00:56Oh, oh, oh, oh...
01:00All known as Geeker.
01:02to ROVER
01:07o
01:08Steady, Geeker.
01:32It's steady.
01:36See? I am so on top of that.
01:39We're running out of time.
01:44Move over, weak boy.
01:55Not that one.
01:57The one with the sad eyes.
02:00They're all the same.
02:06Aw, I wanted a dino doll.
02:12And you would have had one if you weren't so picky.
02:15That does it. I need a yogurt.
02:18I know what it's like to be trapped under glass.
02:21No TV. No adventures of Captain Wormhole.
02:25No chocolate monkeys.
02:28I can no longer close my eyes to this cruel injustice.
02:32Geeker!
02:49Geeker!
03:02Live free, my friends!
03:06Spoink!
03:07Come on, we gotta get out of here before...
03:09Before you attract unwanted attention.
03:13We will be taking Project GKR back to Mr. Moloch now.
03:18Most dreadfully sorry.
03:24This could get messy.
03:27That was a fun twist.
03:33That was a fun twist.
03:50I hate you.
03:52I hate you.
03:55I hate you.
03:56I hate you.
03:58I hate you.
04:08What?
04:13What?
04:43What?
05:13What?
05:15What?
05:25Hey!
05:27Whoa!
05:35Hey!
05:37Hey!
05:47I'm okay. Hurry!
05:55I am afraid that this is where I blast you.
05:58Wait!
05:59We surrender.
06:01Noah!
06:03Drop your blaster. It's over.
06:05Are you out of your mind?
06:06I'd rather...
06:07Do as I say!
06:08Geeker has discovered that Santee's Suckerbirds.
06:12And he's still in a liberating mood.
06:16Live free, my friends!
06:20Suckerbirds are attracted to cheap cologne, you know.
06:24No!
06:25Stop getting a bad dick.
06:26Whoa!
06:27Whoa!
06:28Whoa!
06:29Whoa!
06:30Whoa!
06:31Hey!
06:32No!
06:35Where's Geeker?
06:36He's still in the store.
06:38Geeker!
06:40I bought a pet!
06:41Great!
06:42Now run!
06:43There!
06:44How's that?
06:45Good as new.
06:46Just needs a polish.
06:47I want everybody to meet my new pet, Mr. Wigglewoggle!
06:51He's a Sansarian Netta Worm!
06:52Ah!
06:53So, the fearless Lady Macbeth is afraid of worms.
06:57I'm not afraid of anything.
06:58I just really, really, really don't like worms.
06:59Is that so?
07:00I'm not afraid of anything.
07:01I just really, really, really don't like worms.
07:04That so?
07:05Meadow Worms are the hot pet right now.
07:14They develop a psychic bond with their owners.
07:19If the bond is very close, he would kill each other so I can find them somewhere.
07:24But what was that?
07:25That's so.
07:27Meadoworms are the hot pet right now.
07:30They develop a psychic bond with their owners.
07:32If the bond is very close, it will actually start to look like you.
07:37K-O-O-L? Cool!
07:39A dream come true.
07:42Two little weirdos who look like Geeker.
07:46Dear Diary, everyone loves Mr. Wigglewoggle.
07:50Even Becky. She gave him a special nickname.
07:53Slimey Puke Slug.
07:57Mr. Wigglewoggle is very smart.
08:00I taught him a game.
08:03Get the doll, Mr. Wigglewoggle. Get the doll.
08:06Get the doll. Get the doll.
08:15Good one. Get the doll. Get the doll.
08:18Good one.
08:20Either the Slimey Puke Slug goes or I go.
08:23Becky, I'm worried about Mr. Wigglewoggle.
08:31Okay, I'm sorry I said you should take the slug fishing.
08:35But when he drooled on my pizza...
08:38Oh, not that.
08:40I just feel sorry for him, trapped under glass all day.
08:44Do you think he'd rather live free?
08:47Oh, I think you're...
08:49You're absolutely right.
08:54Here's what you should do.
08:56Becky suggested I set Mr. Wigglewoggle free in the tunnels under the city.
09:03You were the best alien worm friend I ever had.
09:08Live free, Mr. Wigglewoggle.
09:11What's wrong?
09:12What's with Geeker?
09:38Ah, he's bummed because he set his worm free in the tunnels.
09:42I'm free of that slimy slug at last.
09:45He set a meta worm free in the tunnels?
09:47Don't you know those things grow to fit whatever they live in?
09:50If it's in the tunnels, there's no telling how big it could get.
09:53Whoopsie.
10:01I set Mr. Wigglewoggle free weeks ago.
10:05Nothing bad has happened.
10:06I guess Noah was worried about nothing.
10:10What the heck?
10:12This can't possibly be good.
10:36Noah, he wants revenge because I abandoned him in the tunnels.
10:40Run!
10:41Come on, Macbeth!
10:47I think we lost him.
11:06How does he keep finding us?
11:32He has a psychic bond with you.
11:35He can find you no matter where you go.
11:38Look!
11:39Pinkers!
11:40Dinker, no!
11:42Hey!
11:43Who wants ice cream?
11:44I like asparagus ripple.
11:48Every end, suspect on sight.
11:51Freeze!
11:52Way to go, Geek Man.
12:13Way to go, Geek Man.
12:22Stonehenger here.
12:23I'm patching through a video feed.
12:24Geeker has turned into a worm
12:30No, it's a meta-worm with Geeker's face
12:35Do you know what that means?
12:38Of course, it must have formed a psychic bond with Geeker
12:43And we can use it to track him down
12:46Is my brilliance not awe-inspiring?
12:51Well?
12:53Quite
12:55Stonebender, you will capture that worm alive
12:58And rig it with a saddle
13:00Yes, Mr. Moloch, sir
13:02A saddle?
13:05What kind of idiot would ride a monster like that?
13:13I hate my life
13:16The worm will seek out, Geeker
13:26All you have to do is hang on
13:29And it will take you right to him
13:31ran down
13:49Purge blast, you!
13:50I said purge
13:52Yes!
13:53Yee hap!
13:56I'M GONNA CALL YOU LIGHTNING!
13:58LIGHTNING!
14:08You feeling less scared now that Mr. Wiggle Woggle's gone, Becky?
14:12I am NOT scared of worms!
14:14There has to be some way to stop the worm from finding Geeker.
14:18Any ideas, Geeker?
14:22Yeah!
14:24I disguised myself as a dance instructor and we moved to New Zealand and teach wallabies to mambo.
14:36What's it like inside that head?
14:38Like an endless carnival, only with more cheese.
14:44Please tell me this is an earthquake!
14:48It's Mr. Wiggle Woggle!
14:54He's gonna munch me and turn me into rich topsoil!
14:58Mr. Wiggle Woggle has joined the enemy!
15:00Or the rodeo!
15:10It's so cold!
15:12Becky!
15:14Forget Becky.
15:16Worry about your former pet!
15:18Give it up Dino!
15:20Ahh! Becky!
15:22Forget Becky. Worry about your former pet.
15:25Give it up, Dino! Surrender Geeker to me, or I quit writing this puppy in.
15:30Do something, Geeker.
15:32I am so on top of that.
15:35I'll protect this with a positronic force shield.
15:41Well, it worked great last Tuesday.
15:44Run!
15:50After that, lightning!
16:10No more games!
16:14Get him, boys!
16:20Ahh!
16:23Ahh!
16:24Wow!
16:36Whoa, lightning!
16:43No!
16:44Don't eat me!
16:46No!
16:47Ahh!
16:48I taste like bad french cheese!
16:58Hey!
16:59You still like me!
17:01Traitor!
17:06No!
17:07Mr. Wiggler, I know!
17:11Mission accomplished, sir.
17:13Project G.K.I. is yours.
17:23Superb.
17:25Oh, I don't believe this!
17:40How could I let fear get a hold of me like that?
17:42Stupid.
17:43Just stupid!
17:46Noah!
17:47Geeker!
17:50No sign of him.
17:51This is all my fault!
17:52How am I ever gonna find them?
17:57No!
17:58It's the slimy puke slug!
18:00Oh, that worm could find Geeker!
18:04Oh, I've gotta get it out of that crusher!
18:06Which means I've gotta...
18:07Ugh!
18:08Touch it!
18:09Ugh!
18:10Ugh!
18:11Ugh!
18:12Ugh!
18:13Ugh!
18:14Ugh!
18:15Oh, no!
18:16I think I'm gonna find it!
18:17Ugh!
18:18Ugh!
18:19Ugh!
18:20Ugh!
18:21Ugh!
18:22Ugh!
18:23Ugh!
18:24Ugh!
18:25Ugh!
18:26Ugh!
18:27Ugh!
18:28Ugh!
18:29Oh, no!
18:30I think I'm gonna be sick.
18:31Okay.
18:32Take it easy, Mickman.
18:33It's just a worm!
18:35You can do this!
18:36Ugh!
18:37Ugh!
18:38Ugh!
18:39Ugh!
18:40Ugh!
18:41Ugh!
18:42Ugh!
18:43It's all slimy!
18:44Ugh!
18:45Ugh!
18:46Ugh!
18:47Ugh!
18:48Ugh!
18:49Ugh!
18:51Ugh!
18:53Ugh!
18:54Ugh!
18:55Ugh!
18:56Ugh!
18:57Come on, Worm! Give me a little help!
19:04Atta boy!
19:08Nobody can get this thing! Help!
19:18That was way too close.
19:21I never thought I'd be happy to see you.
19:25Thanks.
19:27I gotta teach you to shake.
19:34Okay, Worm. Find Geeker!
19:47Tell me, Doctor. What plans do you have for the dinosaur?
19:52I'm going to reprogram him to mop up after the lab animals.
19:56I have a little French maid outfit all ready for him.
20:04I miss Mr. Wiggle Wiggle.
20:06Mr. Wiggle Wiggle.
20:07Well, once I reprogram your brain, you'll forget all about that overgrown dirt sucker!
20:14Forget? Me?
20:16Never!
20:17Can I have some pork?
20:26Soon, Geeker, you will fulfill your destiny!
20:29And I will have the most powerful weapon in the galaxy.
20:39Whoop, whoop, whoop!
20:40What's happening?
20:41I don't know!
20:42It isn't my fault!
20:44You can't blame me!
20:46Mr. Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle Wiggle!
20:52And Becky!
20:53My two specialist friends together at last!
20:56friends together at last. Right. Butch Macbeth and the Slime Dance Kid. How do you feel, Noah?
21:02I'll tell you when my brain stops ringing.
21:07Becky!
21:09Nobody move. I'll reprogram all your brains, address you funny, and make you do bad musicals.
21:19We'll put on a show in the old barn.
21:23That will do, Doctor.
21:28Any ideas, Geeker?
21:29You betcha. Get the doll. Get the doll, Mr. Wigglewaddle. Get the doll.
21:36Darn it.
21:45Freeze, ratbag. Okay, guys, we're out of here. Hey, worm!
21:49Oh, father.
21:54Don't you just stand there drooling? Come on!
22:03Geek ass!
22:04You've got to learn to take better care of this arm, Becky.
22:17What, and take away your hobby?
22:21I'm back from visiting Mr. Wigglewoggle in the tunnels.
22:24How's he doing down there?
22:26Oh, he likes it. He's even met other meta-worms that people have set free.
22:30Oh, great. A sewer full of giant worms.
22:35He introduced me to Mrs. Wigglewoggle. And guess what?
22:40Oh, no. Don't tell me.
22:43Now we can all have special wormy friends.
22:45Okay, I am definitely going to barf now.
23:03Isn't that sweet?
23:04What?
23:05What?
23:11What?
23:12Geek ass!
23:14A freind me.
23:15Geek ass!
23:17A freind me.
23:18Geek ass!
23:22G.K.
23:27Geek!
23:32Geek ass!