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03:29What am I, that bald guy?
03:31Well, first he made me do the astronaut diet, then the grapefruit diet, then the hard-boiled egg diet.
03:37I was, I was already fed up...
03:39Watch out, boss, I'm single!
03:42No, I'm fed up.
03:44And now I'm so moved that if you show me a picture of a potato omelet, I'll burst into tears.
03:50My poor thing!
03:51See? Just imagining it makes me emotional.
03:55Because of that steak I ate today...
03:57But what am I supposed to say if I'm the one who did it?
03:59Grilled, without salt, and so thin that it looked more like my payslip than a steak.
04:05Sure, sure.
04:06But yes, yes.
04:08I had just had a cup of chamomile tea for breakfast, and to dip a slice of lemon in the tea.
04:14Oh, but...
04:15Let's see if this is edible.
04:17Let's see if...
04:19Well, don't complain.
04:21If you continue like this for another year, you'll lose at least three kilos.
04:24No, if I continue like this for another month, I'll even lose my tax identification number.
04:28Okay, okay.
04:29I'm going to see if I can find something to eat in the fridge.
04:34Would the cat get angry if I ate its food?
04:36No, don't even think about it.
04:37Because if the cat gets angry, the mice will eat us.
04:40Okay, I'm leaving.
04:42Because it smells like food here and my gastric juices are running wild like rabid cats.
04:47Hey.
04:48Yes, yes, I hear yes.
04:49And don't go to the piper on the corner.
04:51Because?
04:51Because the lady told him not to sell cumin to those she had found out about.
04:54Well, that's the last thing I needed.
04:56Because at this time of day I'm already starting to crave gummy bears.
05:01I'd better save it for dinner.
05:04Nobody knows what this is.
05:06What a pity about that man, for God's sake!
05:13Hey boss, this has been seen before, right?
05:15The exhaust is broken and the brakes are failing.
05:16Apparently it belongs to an old spinster who worked as a prostitute.
05:20And he pulverized it.
05:21Yes, it's great.
05:22Don Calixto, the middleman, says he already has a buyer.
05:25Great, yes.
05:26But as in the other transaction he made with you, the payment method is special.
05:32Great, yes.
05:32Hey, I think you're fantastic, huh?
05:35Younger.
05:35You look like a child.
05:37What I would like more than to be a child?
05:38They would give him baby food.
05:40Oh, and speaking of baby food, I almost forgot the sandwich.
05:44I'm not saying yes because the boss is capable of gouging my eyes out, you know?
05:48If you don't tell me, I'll rip your liver out.
05:51Okay, okay, fine, I'll keep it, that's it, no sandwich.
05:54Hey, hey, what is it? Because it smelled like sardines to me.
05:58Yes, sardines in oil, look, look.
06:01Ah, ah, jopa, and the bread will be tender and crispy.
06:04I bought it a little while ago, look, look, look.
06:08Your bones will crunch if you don't give me a gracious bite.
06:10No, no, no, no, no, no, I don't want to have the guilt of having taken it from you.
06:14in front of.
06:14I'll keep it and there's no sandwich, that's it.
06:16No, no, eat it, eat it.
06:18Are you of that age?
06:20Does he really not care?
06:22No, I don't care.
06:25But don't eat it there, you wretch, there's a draft and the air is carrying the smell of the sardine to me.
06:30Well, maybe I'll go to the coffee shop on the corner, huh?
06:32That way I avoid temptations for him.
06:34Yes, yes, it will be better, yes.
06:38That man owns the workshop.
06:40Thank you so much.
06:41You are welcome.
06:43Don Juan García?
06:44Yes, I am Juan García.
06:46My name is Aniceto Cordero.
06:48Lamb?
06:49Roast lamb with salad.
06:51Don't tell me my teeth are turning, get lost.
06:54And I am a tax inspector.
06:56Well, seriously, things aren't exactly looking good right now.
06:58I say the word buns and my mouth waters.
07:02I'm not worried about their problems with the pastry shop.
07:04But I am a tax inspector and I have orders to inspect you.
07:09Can I sit down?
07:10Yes of course.
07:13Excuse me, but I'm not feeling well at all, you know?
07:16Oh.
07:18That means you overdid it at breakfast.
07:20I'm sure you're one of those people who copy the Americans.
07:22And at 8 in the morning they devour 6 fried eggs in very hot oil so that they come out crispy.
07:31And a tender steak with fries.
07:35And half a liter of milk with 20 tablespoons of sugar.
07:39And 6 croissants with apricot jam.
07:43And some toast with butter and drizzled with wildflower honey.
07:49What's wrong with him?
07:51But, but, man.
07:52Let's see, let's see.
07:54Come on, come on.
07:55No, no, it's nothing.
07:56What's wrong with him?
07:57Are you sick?
07:58No, it's just that you've given me so much food.
08:00Because, my son, what's happened, huh?
08:01Well, that means you didn't say it correctly.
08:03Well, let's not waste any time.
08:05The rice is overcooked.
08:07But what, have you brought a paella?
08:09Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me.
08:10It's just a figure of speech.
08:13Let's see.
08:15I need you to bring me, first, your tax identification number.
08:23The industry permit.
08:27Legalized accounting books.
08:31VAT ledgers with the invoices received and the invoices issued.
08:39Latest balance.
08:41Previous corporate tax return.
08:47And the minutes book.
08:50Well, since it's a routine inspection, I won't need any other paperwork.
08:56Well, if the inspection isn't routine, he'll ask me for the toilet paper too.
09:00Okay, I'll see if I can find everything you asked for.
09:04And it catches me off guard, huh?
09:06Because he comes after I've devoured a stew and he hears me, damn it, he hears me.
09:13Yes, my vision is blurring.
09:15And he hasn't asked me for a high-altitude grass.
09:23Juan?
09:23Oh, what a fright, mother!
09:26What have I done now, daughter?
09:28Don't shout comfort at me.
09:30Can't you see I'm very weak?
09:31What are you looking for there?
09:33Oh, don't pretend!
09:35I'm sure you have something to eat hidden away.
09:38Leave the argument for later, I have a tax inspector outside.
09:42Oh, really?
09:43Yes, yes, yes.
09:44And with how hungry I am, I can't think of anything to trick anyone.
09:50He's an idiot, that's what he is.
09:52An idiot.
09:53Come on, daughter, don't call a tax inspector an idiot.
09:56They charge you a 20% surcharge for insults.
09:59Dad, I'm talking about my boyfriend, Enrique.
10:01He's an idiot.
10:02Oh, wow, you've had your first argument, huh?
10:07Something's wrong, Mom, I don't know, something's wrong.
10:11He is not the same as before.
10:13Come on, daughter, don't get like that.
10:15Don't cry, I'm so soft today I'm practically falling apart.
10:20I don't know, I don't notice anything strange, Mom.
10:23I think she has another one.
10:25I think he doesn't love me anymore.
10:30Wow, the first argument with the first boyfriend.
10:33I'm going to comfort her.
10:35And to think that all this would matter less with a bean stew made with pig's ear?
10:41Here's everything.
10:43I don't know if I'll have everything he's asked for.
10:45Well, if anything is missing, you can take it to the inspection.
10:48The important thing is that you have everything in order.
10:51Yes, I think so.
10:53Wow, what a walk I've been on, huh?
10:57Well, I think this is the opening permit.
10:59This is the VAT book and this is the minutes book.
11:03Well, it has some scribbles and coffee stains because I'm the council secretary and I'm nobody
11:09tricky.
11:10Of course the coffee stains are from a long time ago.
11:13Because I'm completely forbidden from drinking coffee now.
11:16Are you sick?
11:17No, sir. I'm on a diet.
11:19Ah, I went on a diet.
11:20Oh, really?
11:21Yes, well, regime.
11:23I've done them all.
11:25The one with the glasses of water, the one with the grapefruit...
11:28What are you going to tell me?
11:31Have you ever played astronauts?
11:34All I needed was the diving suit.
11:35Hey, why is the astronaut regime so tough?
11:38They have to eat very little.
11:40Don't you see that they can't poop in those suits they're wearing?
11:44Well, when I got to the one with the hard-boiled eggs, I stopped.
11:47I told the regime to go to hell.
11:49Go on.
11:49Listen, three years ago.
11:50And here I am, eating everything and so happy.
11:53Oh, if only I were you...
11:55So... didn't his wife force him to follow the regimen?
11:57Yes, he forced me. Of course he forced me.
12:00Because they force you, listen. They force you, huh?
12:02Yes, I believe it. But I found a trick.
12:05A trick?
12:06Look, let's drop this inspection nonsense and talk man to man.
12:12What kind of trick is that?
12:13Ah, well, very simple.
12:14I told my wife to follow the regimen like me.
12:17Listen, and after a month and a half the regime ended for everyone.
12:20Okay, but let's get down to business.
12:22Let's see.
12:23Be honest.
12:24Yeah.
12:25Do you deal with black money?
12:27I?
12:28Me, black money?
12:30Well, money that's neither black nor green.
12:33But black.
12:35Black me.
12:36Horror!
12:38Here I am, Mr. Garcia.
12:40Oh, sorry, you have to visit.
12:41I have no money.
12:41Ah, yes.
12:42This is Mr. Roast Lamb.
12:44Oh, no, of course not.
12:45I mean Mr. Cordero, yes.
12:46Calisto Cifuentes here is dedicated to the buying and selling of cars.
12:50Ah, nice to meet you.
12:51The pleasure is mine.
12:52Well, I came to tell you that the buyer of that car is already in complete agreement.
12:56600,000!
12:57Horror!
12:57But as we've done before, 200 has to be in cash, okay?
13:01No, no, no, no!
13:02Horror!
13:02Horror!
13:02Horror!
13:04Horror!
13:05Okay, we'll talk later.
13:06No, no, no, there's nothing to talk about.
13:07He is completely satisfied.
13:09But 40,000 duros has to be in black money, right?
13:11No, no, no, no, don't do these things to me, man.
13:14I'm very lazy.
13:15He knows you're here and wants to play a prank on me.
13:19But here, black money, never, come on, no.
13:21What do you mean, never?
13:22On other occasions we have sold cars and...
13:25Good heavens, what a hunt!
13:27Mr. Castile!
13:29Neither a cold nor anything else, one comes here when one is properly stoned,
13:33because this man is going to give me a hard time,
13:35that he won't be able to stand it, because he's going to mess things up.
13:37And cleanliness, which is above all what has been lacking,
13:40because you contain him that there is...
13:43Come on, man!
13:44This gentleman is a tax inspector.
13:51Well, actually, when I said black,
13:54I meant that I was going for box B,
13:57It's black, huh?
13:58Don't fix it, Calisto, it's worse, son.
14:01Goodbye, goodbye.
14:02I'll do it later.
14:02Goodbye, goodbye.
14:03Goodbye, goodbye.
14:04Nice to say something.
14:06Bye bye.
14:06Nice to meet you.
14:07Bye bye.
14:10Well, actually, I didn't say black money.
14:13He was talking about a black miner who lives in Asturias,
14:16who is a friend of mine and whose name is Ramón.
14:17Well, what I mean is,
14:19What this means is that you are committing tax fraud.
14:23No way, don't believe it.
14:24In other words, the...
14:26Yes, sir.
14:28That's what I mean, why are we messing around?
14:31Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see,
14:32Let's see who throws the first stone.
14:35What stone?
14:36I don't know, the one that always gets thrown away.
14:38Well, I'm sorry,
14:39But this visit, which was purely for formality,
14:41It's going to become a very serious thing.
14:43Man, among victims of the regime...
14:45Do you have something against democracy?
14:47No, man, it's about diet.
14:50Ah, because I wouldn't marry even my father.
14:54Ah, very good.
14:56Since they are already working.
14:57Can I bring you a beer and something to snack on?
15:00Beer can be non-alcoholic.
15:01And for a snack, I can bring you an olive.
15:04No, no, Consuelo.
15:05Yes, you can bring the gentleman something that will stick to his kidney.
15:09He's not on a diet and he's such a charming man.
15:11No, don't bother.
15:13No, if it's not too much trouble.
15:15And believe it or not,
15:16You are a lovely person,
15:18He's nicer.
15:20And with the visor on, he looks like he has more hair, look.
15:22Well, now I have something funny for you.
15:26And if you'd like, I can bring you some chamomile tea.
15:28Yes, that's right, wine, chamomile wine,
15:30with some little bags of ham.
15:32Chamomile infusion.
15:33Yeah.
15:34That's all.
15:35I won't be long.
15:39Consuelo, Consuelo, what are you wearing?
15:42Well...
15:42Well, I don't know.
15:44Why wear the same old loungewear?
15:46No, not at all.
15:48I notice you look a little fuller.
15:51Me, a little heavier?
15:54Does that mean I'm getting fat?
15:56Well, fat, really fat, yes.
16:01Well, I don't know, I'll have to weigh myself.
16:07No, don't give it much importance.
16:09How could I not give it importance?
16:11She has it.
16:11Well, the waistbands of skirts don't pinch me.
16:14I don't notice my love handles.
16:16I've already worried her.
16:18Let's see if your trick works, Mr. Cordero.
16:20Well, forget about that for now.
16:22Look, that whole thing about the black miner...
16:24I mean, the thing about dirty money,
16:26It has worried me.
16:26Oh.
16:27I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to do
16:28a thorough investigation of his case.
16:30Bring me all the papers you have.
16:32But, but, but, man,
16:33over something so trivial
16:34What did that wretch say, man?
16:36An infraction of that type
16:37It's not nonsense.
16:39Bring those papers, sir.
16:41One moment.
16:42I am not your master.
16:43I'm not bringing him those papers.
16:45And if you're going to file a report against me, then do it.
16:47But no argument on top of that.
16:48I only allow one of the two things.
16:51The report or the row.
16:52Not both.
16:53Well, you're an offender.
16:54and as such I cannot have
16:56considerations with you.
16:57I'm going to file a report against him.
16:59Well, I'll challenge it.
17:00Take note of what I'm telling you.
17:01Oh, mother, what a curse.
17:03Let's see, I'm not that weak.
17:05I will go to the Constitutional Court,
17:07to the Human Rights Commission,
17:08to Strasbourg
17:09and to La Rota if necessary.
17:11Look.
17:11Well, you already,
17:12But bring me those papers.
17:14Yes, yes, I'll bring them.
17:15Of course I'll bring them.
17:15He won't be missing a single one.
17:17Look.
17:18A stew, my kingdom,
17:19for a stew.
17:20Oh, what a lack of consideration.
17:24To stain myself without taking into account
17:25that I am so weak.
17:27Oh, where is this?
17:28Oh, 72.
17:3172 centimeters waist,
17:34as usual.
17:35Yes, but why don't you do
17:37The same regimen I follow?
17:38You won't sit badly.
17:40Wow, such a harsh regime.
17:41No way.
17:42I don't need it.
17:44I don't know, I don't know.
17:45Lady,
17:47Here you have it.
17:49Leaves.
17:50I'll get it out.
17:52Let's see.
17:54What did you put?
17:55Well, what you told me.
17:56For the boss,
17:56a cup of chamomile tea with lemon.
17:58And for visitors,
17:59cheese, chorizo,
18:01some ham tacos
18:02and a bottle of sherry.
18:03No, no, it's not possible.
18:05What delicious things!
18:07And listen, listen.
18:09And he's going to eat all that?
18:11that vampire who on top
18:12Are you going to put me in jail?
18:13Look, look, Consuelo.
18:15I go out and distract him.
18:16Meanwhile,
18:18Do we have rat poison powder?
18:20Yeah.
18:21I just happen to put it.
18:21a few every week
18:22in the alley,
18:23just in case.
18:24Just sprinkle a little bit
18:26all this,
18:27but not much.
18:28He doesn't have to die.
18:29Come on,
18:29just give him a good stomach cramp
18:31I'm satisfied.
18:33She will feel bad
18:33And he will leave.
18:34Hey?
18:35Are you crazy?
18:36No, but yes...
18:37Something I'm telling you!
18:38That's an order!
18:39Oh, how dizzy I feel, how dizzy I feel!
18:41I'm going to get rid of him.
18:43I'm going to get rid of him.
18:47Hey, Angustias,
18:49Do you think I
18:51Have I gained any weight?
18:52I, ma'am, don't think so.
18:54But maybe
18:55her husband in private
18:56Yes, he has noticed.
18:59Well, that's funny.
19:00I'll have to go on a diet.
19:01No, I expect this morning.
19:02that I'm doing today
19:03some big wins.
19:04Oh man.
19:05Well, here you go.
19:06I'm going for the rat poison.
19:08Oh, what a house!
19:09They're so crazy!
19:12Well, look,
19:13I don't have any more papers.
19:14Whatever you want
19:14the birth certificate
19:16of my children...
19:16I'm just asking
19:17what I need
19:17to do the job well.
19:19Then do it,
19:19Do your job
19:20and may it fall upon you
19:21the entire consciousness of the world,
19:22man.
19:24Come in, come in, come this way.
19:26This is the workshop.
19:27I'm going to introduce you
19:28right now to the owner.
19:29Don Juan,
19:29Here we are.
19:31Ah, very good, yes.
19:33I'm going to introduce you
19:34to the buyer
19:34of that wonder
19:36on wheels.
19:37Nice to meet you.
19:38Don't you know him?
19:39It is the famous oracle.
19:41Oracle?
19:42The one on the radio?
19:43Yeah,
19:43The same, sir.
19:45But if I hear it
19:46every week
19:47And believe me, it amazes me.
19:49But you don't know
19:50who is it.
19:50Well no,
19:51to be honest no.
19:52Man,
19:52An oracle is a seer,
19:54a man
19:54with strangers
19:55superpowers.
19:56Go further.
19:58Beyond
19:59Where are you looking from?
19:59Man,
20:00beyond
20:00from here.
20:01There's a radio program
20:02that everyone hears.
20:03They ask him questions
20:04by phone
20:05about the future
20:06and he's always right.
20:09Well, this is the car,
20:10Mr. Monocle.
20:12Oracle.
20:13Oracle.
20:14With the acute A.
20:16Ah, yes,
20:17Excuse me,
20:17oracle, yes.
20:18What do you think?
20:20Oh,
20:21It's beautiful.
20:22like a wild animal.
20:24If you want,
20:25I can leave
20:26an Academy
20:26to take it with you.
20:27Want to try it?
20:29It's not necessary.
20:30Me with my powers
20:31I can meet
20:32the condition of the vehicle.
20:34Shut me up!
20:36I see something.
20:38The exhaust pipe
20:40It has a small crack,
20:40But come on, no.
20:41No!
20:42Ah, it doesn't have any cracks.
20:43No!
20:45That's better for me.
20:45Look at me.
20:46Has
20:49has
20:52effluvia.
20:55Big
20:56effluvia.
20:57Clear,
20:58through the slit
20:59they escape
21:00the gases.
21:00Shut up, man!
21:01And let him speak.
21:03Listen,
21:03listen,
21:04What kind
21:05of effluvia?
21:07Beneficial.
21:09This car
21:11belonged
21:11to a happy marriage.
21:13Her aura
21:13charity
21:14it is projected
21:15rarely.
21:17Don't you see it?
21:17you?
21:18Now that you mention it
21:19an aura,
21:21a bluish cloud.
21:23Golden?
21:24Well,
21:25golden blue.
21:26And what about the brakes?
21:28Do you see something?
21:29Or don't you see it?
21:30They're perfect.
21:32Well, he hasn't seen
21:33to the spinster
21:34bawd
21:35nor the breakup
21:35from the exhaust pipe
21:36nor the brakes
21:37worn out.
21:38We'll have to raise it
21:3840,000 duros.
21:40Because this one sees
21:40less than a cat
21:41plaster cast.
21:43I'll keep it.
21:44And you already know.
21:45what is my way
21:46A paid one, right?
21:47Yes, yes.
21:48There's no problem with that, is there?
21:49200,000 pesetas
21:50that they have to be...
21:51A legal recourse
21:52like all of them.
21:53Okay, okay.
21:54And tell me,
21:54Lord Oracle,
21:55Couldn't I
21:56ask him/her a question
21:57Here in private?
21:59Because I've never been able to
22:00connect to the station.
22:01Attend to him,
22:01Lord Oracle.
22:02That's it, that's it,
22:04attend to him
22:05who is an inspector
22:05Treasury.
22:07Huh?
22:08Oh,
22:09then,
22:10Allow me
22:12concentrate.
22:16The day
22:16of her first cry
22:18I don't remember,
22:19the truth.
22:20No no,
22:20When were you born?
22:21man?
22:22I don't know if you turned around.
22:23Ah, yes,
22:23March 7
22:24of 1942.
22:26Yes, yes,
22:26That's how badly preserved it is.
22:28He was born with the primers
22:29rationing,
22:30I mean.
22:31Well, I see,
22:34I see,
22:37Are you a man?
22:38with strong convictions.
22:42Attractive
22:42for women
22:44that they see
22:45that they see
22:45in you
22:45a species
22:46of fury
22:47contained.
22:49He's going to convince us.
22:50now
22:50What is Imanola?
22:51Arias.
22:52But it has
22:53in sight
22:53a problem
22:54of papers.
22:55Oh,
22:56What are you going to tell me?
22:57me?
22:58Something about a court
23:00about the property
23:01from his apartment.
23:03Gee,
23:03I believe that everything
23:04I have it in order.
23:05Can you
23:06Are you going to be left on the street?
23:09Man,
23:09with the calm
23:10that I was.
23:12I like him
23:12to me the oracle
23:13this,
23:14man.
23:14They're putting it in him
23:15the fear in the body
23:16to an inspector
23:16of the treasury
23:17That's ridiculous.
23:18Hey?
23:20Here it is.
23:21I think they'll like it.
23:23As I've heard them talk,
23:24I've put them
23:25a few drinks
23:25for everyone.
23:26And I've thought
23:27that you too
23:28You could have something to drink,
23:29Juan.
23:29Once a year
23:30It doesn't hurt.
23:31I?
23:33Have you prepared
23:34Is the tray okay?
23:35You see.
23:36Like I told you?
23:38Exactly.
23:38Well, I won't take anything.
23:39I'm listless.
23:40I, on the other hand,
23:42with permission
23:43of the lady,
23:44I see,
23:46I see
23:46this ham
23:48with its color
23:50dark crimson
23:52and his white intrusion.
23:55Yeah,
23:55but not much
23:57that they're going to get indigestion.
23:58You,
23:58Don Aniceto,
23:59Yeah,
23:59you swell up.
24:00But the others...
24:01And the cheese
24:02Is he from Panchego?
24:03And from the very asshole,
24:04Just the way I like it.
24:07It's getting to me
24:07mouth waters.
24:08Leave nothing behind,
24:09I've prepared it
24:09with much love.
24:11And with special care.
24:13Don Aniceto,
24:14you repeat
24:14cheese
24:15which is very good.
24:16Yes, I will.
24:19Aren't you up for it?
24:20I'm on a diet,
24:21You know.
24:22But not like more
24:24Mr. Oracle.
24:26The ham still tastes
24:27So,
24:28like a little salty,
24:29as in ancient times.
24:30Oh,
24:31A marvel!
24:32Hard,
24:33strong,
24:34compact.
24:35That's a shame.
24:37They're going to put
24:37You are all terrible.
24:39I like ham
24:40Give it to me in tacos.
24:41Sliced
24:42I think it's corny.
24:44Oh,
24:44sorry,
24:44I have stained it
24:45the fat document.
24:47Bah,
24:47It is the permit
24:48municipal opening.
24:50The stain
24:51has fallen
24:51Regarding the date,
24:53but,
24:53But it reads well.
24:55But...
24:56Listen,
24:57but if this permission
24:58It's from six months ago.
24:59It was six months ago
25:01that we opened the business,
25:01Yeah.
25:02So,
25:02How am I doing?
25:03to inspect you nothing
25:04if it hasn't been a year yet
25:05of constitution
25:06of society?
25:06Oh,
25:07Can't he?
25:07I shouldn't.
25:08You haven't had it yet
25:09obligation to declare,
25:10man.
25:11Ah,
25:12then there is no inspection.
25:13Clear,
25:14man,
25:14go,
25:15go,
25:15go,
25:16Well, not like most.
25:17to Nicetillo
25:17that it's going to make him feel bad.
25:18This doesn't bother him.
25:20to no one.
25:20Clear.
25:21Oh,
25:22man,
25:22I like you so much now
25:23and it's going to take a month
25:25in bed,
25:25poor.
25:26Eating this
25:27Nobody gets sick.
25:29You tell him
25:30to the mice
25:31And you'll see.
25:32Well,
25:32Well, we're finished.
25:33This,
25:34the inspection.
25:35And almost the ham
25:36and the cheese.
25:37Well,
25:38can you pick up
25:38all these papers
25:39because maybe
25:40next year
25:40I have to go back
25:41to visit him.
25:42I don't think it lasted.
25:44you so much,
25:44the truth.
25:45We're leaving.
25:47I'll take it
25:47to the lord oracle.
25:49To a clinic,
25:50Yeah,
25:51because of a moment
25:51to another
25:51Their tails are going to fall off.
25:53A good appetizer
25:53It never does any harm.
25:55to no one.
25:58Good,
25:59I will come tomorrow
26:00by the car.
26:01Yeah,
26:01I'll take the cup
26:02as a souvenir.
26:03Ah,
26:03Yeah,
26:04Sir.
26:04Sirs,
26:05bye bye.
26:06Bye bye.
26:07Magnificent car,
26:09magnificent ham.
26:12And he takes the cup away from me.
26:13Well,
26:14I'll deduct it from your pay.
26:14of the commission
26:15to the intermediary.
26:16Well,
26:16Mr. Garcia,
26:17Nice to meet you
26:17in getting to know him.
26:19Ah,
26:20And I'm glad,
26:21really,
26:21not having had him
26:22to draw up a report.
26:23No,
26:23me too...
26:25Oh,
26:26He's already given it to him,
26:27It wasn't me,
26:27The ham was not poisoned.
26:29No,
26:29No,
26:29if it's the belt buckle
26:31that sometimes gives me a little pinch.
26:32Well,
26:33see you around.
26:34But not,
26:35He's not in any pain.
26:37Nothing,
26:38nothing,
26:38if the healthiest
26:39It's not about eating everything,
26:40Listen to me,
26:41I sent someone to gargle.
26:42the regime
26:42and live happily.
26:44Bye bye.
26:47Nothing,
26:48Nothing has happened to him.
26:52Listen,
26:53boss,
26:54Here it is.
26:55Look,
26:55I had saved it myself
26:56and I didn't know where I was.
26:58Oh,
26:58What a thing,
26:59Listen.
27:00But what is that?
27:00The rat poison,
27:02Where do I have to throw it away?
27:02But I hadn't put it there.
27:04in the ham
27:05and in the cheese.
27:06But of course not,
27:07man.
27:08Do you think I'm crazy?
27:10Then they put
27:11purple with delicious things,
27:13with the look it has
27:14that ham
27:14and the little they have left behind.
27:17Boss,
27:17Have they not been taken yet?
27:18This car?
27:19No,
27:20They will come tomorrow.
27:21But leave my side
27:21that you smell like sardines
27:22which is one thing
27:23We're going to do it.
27:24Yeah,
27:24It's because I haven't eaten
27:25the sandwich.
27:26In the cafeteria
27:26There were tortilla skewers
27:27freshly made
27:28and I ate two pieces.
27:30Yeah?
27:30I didn't even remember the sandwich.
27:31But don't rush
27:32I'll throw it away right now.
27:33Hey?
27:33No,
27:33man,
27:34What are you going to do?
27:35I'm going to get you,
27:36I'll eat this right now.
27:37Juan,
27:38that you're going to feel terrible.
27:40Although he regrets it,
27:41put a rubber band on me
27:42from gregel
27:43very good
27:43to the sardines.
27:45Basic things,
27:47Will it raise cholesterol?
27:49There is nothing that goes up
27:50and starting tomorrow
27:51you begin
27:52the regime
27:53of the astronauts.
27:54You're getting
27:55like a barrel.
27:57That way you'll know
27:58what one suffers
27:59with this cunt
28:00of the regimes.
28:04Oh!
28:05Oh!
28:15There is nothing that goes up
28:44of the astronauts.
28:59There is nothing that goes up