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07:09We don't want to hurt anyone, but don't force us, because we're prepared to do anything.
07:13They have a judge who's a murderer, look.
07:16They have alley cup, what do we do?
07:17Marisa, don't get on my nerves.
07:19Marisa, don't attack her. Besides, there's nothing to worry about.
07:23I'm sure that if they open that door and go out into the street nothing will happen to them, because there's no one there.
07:28There's nobody there.
07:29Fools!
07:30Call the police!
07:31Well, there's only the police, but it doesn't matter.
07:34Yolanda, keep an eye on these guys for me. I'm going to see if there's a way out.
07:38Marisa, come with me.
07:40Be careful, miss, they're devilish, you know?
07:43What do you want us to do? What do you want us to do? What do you want?
07:46Let's go there, it seems!
07:47But she's a woman and she's alone. Why don't they both attack her? One from each side.
07:52What if one of us kills us?
07:54Will the other one be left to dismantle it?
07:56And which one of the two will kick the bucket?
07:58That's enough, one will remain.
07:59And why don't you and your husband attack her? Let's see if we get lucky and the one left standing is...
08:03her husband, who is a saint.
08:05You two are cowards.
08:06Yes, ma'am, but they're living cowards.
08:10Besides, don't worry, I'm very good with women.
08:14Leave me mine.
08:16Let's see, beautiful and graceful young woman.
08:20Calm down, calm down.
08:21I wanted to tell him that, now that his friends are gone,
08:25We could go to a restaurant I know and have some lentils, you know?
08:30What do you think of the plan, my love?
08:33It wouldn't be bad if after dinner we went to a reserved apartment
08:40to properly digest lentils.
08:43What's wrong with her voice? Is it hoarse or is it just nerves?
08:47It's because of the female hormones I take; they're not of good quality.
08:51My breasts have gotten bigger and I have less beard, but my voice hasn't changed.
08:55Handsome.
08:57One moment.
09:02He's a guy, well, not with a full beard, but a guy with everything a guy has.
09:06What difference does it make to him?
09:07Let him go.
09:09And you go with him to that apartment.
09:11But how funny.
09:12Why doesn't she go to her husband?
09:13My husband goes into an apartment with that and dies in the first attack.
09:20But he looked at you a lot.
09:23He liked it a lot.
09:25She looked at him as if he were the last man on earth.
09:28Why doesn't he give her a French kiss?
09:31It's because I know myself when I'm kissing, and when I do it well, the girls' garter belts loosen.
09:37Of course, as long as he loosens his grip on the gun...
09:41Damn, all the windows face the same alley.
09:43What do we do?
09:44We would like them to leave.
09:46Shut up!
09:47Attention, I am Commissioner Vázquez.
09:49Come out with your hands up and nothing will happen to you.
09:52The place is surrounded and they have no escape.
09:56If you haven't come out of there in five minutes, we'll come in for you.
10:00These are the things the radio was saying.
10:01They are robbers.
10:02José, let's turn ourselves in.
10:04Not a chance.
10:05They can't do anything to us.
10:06Bring that.
10:07Come with me.
10:08Hello.
10:09Don't point that at me, if it goes off it'll ruin my...
10:12Shut up!
10:12No, yes, I'll be quiet, yes.
10:15Hey, you outsiders!
10:17We will not surrender!
10:18We have three hostages!
10:21In fifteen minutes they're going to put a powerful car at our door with the fuel tank
10:25full.
10:26If we haven't been able to get out by the time that time has passed, we will cut one of the hostages...
10:31The one they're going to protect?
10:33Give me a hand!
10:33"One hand," he said!
10:35And we'll throw her out the alley window.
10:37You have fifteen minutes!
10:41That's it.
10:41You'll see how we get out of here.
10:42You're so clever, darling.
10:44Yes it's true.
10:45It's a lynx.
10:45How did he trick them with that joke about cutting off the lady's hand?
10:50It's no joke.
10:51When they see one of you leaving through the window, they'll see how they abandon us.
10:55Get out of here.
10:55But he won't be serious.
10:57Shut up, you useless thing!
10:58They're not serious.
11:00It must have been just a threat.
11:01Why don't they think these two gentlemen will just sit back and do nothing?
11:05Less here?
11:06That's as far as we could go.
11:07But what are they doing?
11:09Attack them!
11:10He's the son of a half-man.
11:12Go get them!
11:14Hey, what if instead of your hand you use this parrot's tongue?
11:18We'd all win, right!
11:19And me even more.
11:20Okay, Yolanda.
11:21There's that woman sitting in a chair.
11:23Me!
11:24Me!
11:24Come out to me!
11:25But I'm a lady!
11:27Well, she'll be a tied-up lady.
11:28But fine.
11:29Come on, stay still.
11:30What is this?
11:31But listen to me.
11:32But, but, but, what?
11:33Who does he think he is?
11:34But please, nobody ties me down.
11:37Listen, Don José.
11:38And since she's kissing the trip, why don't they gag her?
11:40Put it on me, eh.
11:41It's just a minute, but...
11:42I have it, it's for adhesive tape.
11:43Yes, yes, no, I have...
11:45There's a lot of electrical tape in that drawer.
11:47Okay, because it can drive us crazy.
11:49Nobody ties me down.
11:51But, but listen, but call the police.
11:53Daniel, Daniel, call the police.
11:56You don't have to mark it for me.
11:57I'll call, I'll call.
12:00You, you're just not good for anything.
12:03I'd wanted to do something like this for years.
12:05But seriously, why did he marry her?
12:07For a bet, of course.
12:09Because she told her mother that I had dishonored her and because she didn't go to the lady.
12:13Does the mother talk more than the daughter?
12:15A lot more.
12:16And what's more, while he insults, he spits.
12:19Ah, sure, anyone can marry me off like that.
12:21The hands, the hands.
12:22But have you lost me?
12:24Have they tied his arms at the elbows?
12:26I'm saying this so that the wrists are free when I have to cut off his hand, okay?
12:31Well, that's it.
12:33Everyone freeze!
12:37Come on, you.
12:38Answer.
12:39But be careful what you say because I can blow your brains out.
12:43It must be a customer, yes, yes.
12:46Tell me.
12:47Oh, is that you?
12:48Yes, she's for me, she's my wife, yes.
12:50It's a private conversation.
12:51Shut up!
12:52From the long one, if I can soon.
12:54Yes, what's up, Consuelo?
12:57I've been at the bank.
12:58They won't accept the 100,000.
12:59They say you have to pay for everything at once.
13:02What did you say?
13:03That you're at the door of the workshop and there are at least 100 police officers.
13:06What are you saying?
13:08One hundred police officers, no!
13:09They won't accept my 100,000!
13:11But how is that possible?
13:13They are preparing tear gas.
13:16What are they preparing?
13:18Oh my god, these phones are crazy!
13:20I don't understand anything you're saying!
13:22Before 2 p.m. you must pay 480,000 or they will seize the workshop.
13:27What did you say?
13:28Sure?
13:29They are waiting for a bus full of GEOs and an armored vehicle.
13:33José, for God's sake, I'm very scared.
13:35We're going to surrender.
13:36No, wait.
13:38Ask him if he has given us the car we ordered.
13:41Yes, yes.
13:42Are they going to bring the car that the robbers inside have requested?
13:47Who are you saying are robbers?
13:49Wow, what a log!
13:51The ones from the bank?
13:52Okay, okay.
13:53He doesn't understand.
13:54The commissioner says that even if you throw that lady out in pieces,
13:59who will force their way in, with 100 police officers firing their machine guns
14:04and they will leave them all completely dead with their guts hanging out.
14:08Dead?
14:10But, but, what orchards are you talking about?
14:14Well, I'm going home because I can't understand anything you're saying on the phone.
14:18But how is that possible?
14:19They are preparing two flamethrowers.
14:22The army is coming!
14:24What beasts!
14:25They're going to fry us all!
14:27José, I surrender!
14:28But, damn it.
14:30All that force deployment for 12 million?
14:33No, he's right about that.
14:34All that's missing is for the defense minister to show up with Marta Sánchez
14:37mounted on the frigate Numancia.
14:39How much?
14:40Five minutes?
14:41Okay, okay.
14:42Bye bye.
14:43They're giving you five minutes to surrender
14:47or they will enter here with fire and sword.
14:49My wife told them not to throw the chief engineer out of the blue jumpsuit.
14:53that's me.
14:53We're going out, José.
14:54If we surrender now, we won't get many years.
14:56This girl is smart, huh?
14:58I would listen to you if I were you.
14:59Shut up!
15:00We have five minutes.
15:01There is time to think.
15:04Yolanda, draw me a line to the alley.
15:06I don't trust him.
15:06They can enter through there.
15:07I'll keep an eye on these guys.
15:09I'm going to take your job away.
15:11I'll take that one.
15:13You're not doing badly.
15:15But I like you less.
15:19Come with me, chief engineer.
15:21Are you going to take me to your bedroom?
15:24I'm sure there's a window there that looks out onto the alley.
15:27Hey, robber.
15:28I prefer to stay here with this one who is more of a man than you.
15:30Walk, my love.
15:31You won't regret it.
15:33Oh, this one.
15:33Come on, man.
15:34At my age.
15:35This happens to me because sometimes, or not always, right?
15:38Having such beautiful and luminous eyes has been detrimental to me.
15:41Why do you think I'm taking you to the bedroom?
15:43What are you pushing me with?
15:44What are you pushing me with?
15:45I'll give a penny for the honor of this poor man.
15:49Let's see if we can see anything through the crack in the door.
15:51What if they fry us with a flamethrower?
15:53We are careful.
15:58That?
15:59What do you want?
15:59What undoes you?
16:03And if they come, you can kill him.
16:12Besides, I was already looking forward to catching you like this, tied up and gagged.
16:18It's the only chance I have to speak without you interrupting me.
16:21Nobody can stand you, Victoria.
16:24Only I, who am like a saint descended from heaven.
16:29When we got married, the priest asked me if I wanted you for my wife,
16:34You beat me to it, as always, to say, "Of course he wants to."
16:40And so it went for my whole life, listening to you talk, without letting me say a word, and me just putting up with it.
16:48And do you know why?
16:52Because I love you.
16:58Although we are not united by children, because you don't want to have them.
17:03And you've been forcing me to practice coitus interruptus for ten years.
17:08You have no idea what a mess that is.
17:16But how I love you.
17:19When we get out of this,
17:23I will continue to put up with you as I have until now.
17:26Because never,
17:29I'll never have the courage to tell you off for what I should have done
17:34A long time ago, Victoria.
17:51Well,
17:53I've finally been able to vent.
17:55I can die in peace now.
18:11Don't insist, sir or madam, or whatever, come on.
18:14I don't take myself in that range, no way.
18:16Don't be silly,
18:18But you'll be very happy with me.
18:21Even if you don't believe it,
18:22I am very affectionate
18:24and very sweet.
18:26The problem with sweets is that they give me indigestion.
18:28It gives me a feeling that it has.
18:30It was a lie, wasn't it?
18:32No, I don't understand him, no.
18:33The thing about the hundred police officers and the GEOs.
18:36No, he didn't believe it.
18:37You've gone too far, my love.
18:39flamethrower and all.
18:41And what about the tank?
18:42Oh, too much.
18:45What did your wife really tell you?
18:47No, it wasn't out there.
18:49He had gone to the bank and was calling me from a phone booth.
18:52So you made it all up?
18:55Oh, great, Franco!
18:57how wonderful!
18:58A man like you is exactly what I needed.
19:01When I first saw you, I went crazy for you.
19:04And do you know why?
19:05No, yes, no idea.
19:06Because you look like my father.
19:07Oh no, this is it.
19:08I've always had a complex about being a bipo,
19:10but the other way around.
19:11That takes my hand off.
19:12What did that saint tell you then?
19:14Well, what if I don't pay off a loan of 480,000?
19:17that defeats me today,
19:18before two o'clock,
19:19I embark on the workshop.
19:21Those bank people are awful.
19:23Ouch!
19:24Ah!
19:27I'll fix it for you.
19:29They're going to catch us anyway,
19:31You're going to keep some of this.
19:33But,
19:34Is this what they stole?
19:36Yeah,
19:36They said there were 12 million,
19:38But no way,
19:39There are almost 15 here.
19:40They hadn't explained it correctly.
19:42Ten.
19:44No,
19:44I can't get it.
19:46I am not a thief.
19:46Oh!
19:47Oh!
19:47But he gets more handsome.
19:48It's decent.
19:50That's why,
19:51I love you passionately.
19:53But if not,
19:54Nobody will find out.
19:55Look,
19:55you take the money
19:56And when you have it all together,
19:58Take it to the police.
19:59saying that you ran into him
20:01fallen over there.
20:02Thus your conscience
20:02She will remain calm.
20:04Well,
20:05Therefore,
20:06That's something else entirely.
20:06It's like a loan,
20:07Hey?
20:08Interest-free,
20:08precious.
20:09But because he gave me this money,
20:11one will think that I am going to be his,
20:13because my honor
20:15It's worth more than 100,000 pesetas.
20:16I'm not a lazy guy.
20:18Come on, come on, let's go.
20:19Don't shove that gun up my ass.
20:20It hurts me.
20:21Well, I haven't seen anyone.
20:21They will be hidden.
20:22What do we do, José?
20:24I don't know.
20:25We've had bad luck.
20:27No no.
20:28Don't hand them over yet.
20:31We're very comfortable like this,
20:33No?
20:36José,
20:37Time is running out.
20:38What do we do?
20:39I don't know.
20:41These savages are capable
20:42to enter, sweeping us all away.
20:43I don't like the flamethrower thing.
20:44It has opened my eyes.
20:45They're like lighters,
20:46say,
20:47But get angry, okay?
20:48The truth is that
20:48none of the three
20:49We're tough.
20:51Well, yes, it is ceblando.
20:52You're just saying that for yourself, aren't you?
20:53Because I am willing to do anything.
20:55Yeah?
20:55Okay.
20:56Take out your knife
20:57and cut off this man's hand.
20:59Listen,
20:59Don't let it bother you.
21:00As soon as we throw
21:01the first hand
21:02down the alley,
21:03They will give us what we ask for.
21:04A car
21:05and a helicopter
21:06If we set our minds to it.
21:07Come on,
21:07short.
21:07I'll hold it for you.
21:08Perhaps it's for the best.
21:10Wait, wait,
21:10cut me off on the right
21:11What if I cut myself on the left?
21:13My watch is going to fall.
21:14Okay, that's enough.
21:15Stop acting silly, okay?
21:16José,
21:17Put that knife away.
21:17And your dad lets that man go.
21:19Dad,
21:20So you're the mother,
21:21say,
21:21the father of...
21:23Yeah,
21:23I used to be a cook
21:25before...
21:26before becoming a nun.
21:27Bring that.
21:28And your dad,
21:29Give me that plastic gun.
21:30Open the door
21:31and let the occupying forces enter.
21:32They couldn't wait.
21:33a little while longer.
21:34No, sir.
21:35The sooner we finish, the better.
21:40The insulating tape over the mouth
21:42Take it off last.
21:43The less he talks, the better.
21:45Were you scared, darling?
21:47Man,
21:47There has been a moment
21:48I couldn't feel my fingers
21:50nor those of the hands
21:50nor those on the feet.
21:51Do you think I was going to agree?
21:53that poor devil
21:54I cut you off
21:55one of the things
21:57more beautiful
21:57What do you have?
21:59Yeah.
21:59Love.
22:00Yes indeed,
22:00yes indeed.
22:02Don't be so kissy, beautiful.
22:04Go away, not lazy.
22:12Okay, let's see
22:13What's going on here?
22:14I am Inspector Vazquez.
22:16Ah, nice to meet you, Inspector.
22:18Well, that's it.
22:18that we were here
22:19with these gentlemen
22:20playing the pyramid of love.
22:23Whose hand
22:24They were going to throw us out.
22:25Down the alley?
22:26No no,
22:26If it was a joke, then yes.
22:28Look,
22:28I have them all.
22:29Look, I have several.
22:30Okay, okay, fine.
22:32Give me that bag.
22:37And what's that over there?
22:38what is it?
22:39A kitchen knife
22:41And a plastic gun?
22:42Well, actually
22:43These poor boys...
22:44We said them, inspector.
22:46That man
22:47He owns the workshop
22:48And these are some customers.
22:50They were our hostages.
22:52Take these three away.
22:54When I get out of jail
22:56I'll come for you.
22:57Will you wait for me?
22:58Of course, I'm not getting married.
22:59until you come.
23:01Word.
23:02Bye bye.
23:02Bye bye.
23:02Whenever I get arrested
23:05They have to take me ahead
23:06I get dizzy behind it.
23:06What happened here?
23:08Well, you see,
23:09when the...
23:10Well, it's very long.
23:11You'll read it tomorrow.
23:11in the newspapers,
23:12now.
23:13Here are the platinum trophies,
23:14I'll put them on right away, okay?
23:16Look, we're leaving.
23:17We'll come tomorrow
23:18to get the car.
23:19Does that sound good to you?
23:20I'll do whatever you say.
23:22That's what you're my husband for.
23:23and the one who rules the house.
23:24From now on
23:25Because a little while ago...
23:27Yes, but you would correct
23:28Wise men, aren't they?
23:29We're leaving, darling.
23:30Yes, whenever you want.
23:32That's why I told you...
23:33I want what you want.
23:35I think today has been
23:36a crucial day
23:37in our lives.
23:38No, woman,
23:39as crucial.
23:40Yes, Daniel,
23:41when I say
23:41that one day is crucial
23:42It's crucial
23:42And don't contradict me.
23:43that drives me crazy.
23:46Forgive me,
23:47understand me.
23:48It's just that I have
23:49to get used to
23:50namely that the one who carries
23:51at home the pants
23:52it's you.
23:59Bye bye.
24:01Bye bye.
24:03What a morning I've had.
24:05And you having fun
24:06with automobiles.
24:07Man,
24:09women.
24:09I think that's all.
24:10They'll tell you about it.
24:11at the bank.
24:12All,
24:13Not everything,
24:14inspector.
24:15They dropped it
24:16this bundle
24:16and I picked it up.
24:19What does it look like?
24:20who are you
24:20an honest man?
24:21Nobody would have kicked him out
24:22less.
24:22Well,
24:23They'll call you soon.
24:24to declare.
24:26Leave.
24:29Bye bye.
24:29Bye bye.
24:32What happened?
24:33Juan?
24:34That was an inspector.
24:36and the police,
24:37No?
24:37Yeah,
24:38from the police.
24:40But I'm happy.
24:42I am a decent man
24:43And I have proven myself
24:44that I am honest.
24:45This...
24:47Damn my fortune,
24:48But who told me to?
24:49To be honored?
24:50I'm an idiot
24:51that when he had ordered it
24:52that I had
24:52stop us from them,
24:53Iquivet approached him.
24:54and through the blood sausage
24:55of donkey
24:56The rice was spilling out.
24:57And from that moment on
24:58said,
24:58I do it to his father.
24:59I'm going to walk with it,
25:00I'll walk.
25:02Thank you!
25:03...
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