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05:26No, no, no, if I'm working hard, don't let them see us empty-handed, do difficult things.
05:30What should I do? Sweep the workshop?
05:31No, no, naturalness, lots of naturalness. Look at me.
05:36Hey, dad, here comes the customer.
05:38He's here now, Dad.
05:51Is that a mechanic shop?
05:53Yes, sir, and I'm the chief engineer.
05:57And did you leave your car outside there?
05:59No, I don't have a car. It's just that the gears on my bike are broken.
06:04Can you fix it for me?
06:05No, we only repair trucks, buses, and the occasional airplane...
06:09And bicycles and motorcycles, and everything else that's needed.
06:12Rufo, attend to the gentleman.
06:15Oh, and you sit down. Our technical team will check your vehicle right away.
06:20Oh, thank you very much, ma'am, because I'm already fed up with pedaling.
06:23Well, we've certainly started off well. I'm sure our next customer will be a scooter.
06:28Very funny, very funny.
06:29Don't listen to him, Dad, everything needs fixing here. By the way, do you know anything about bikes?
06:33Sure.
06:35Okay, you guys go study.
06:36See you later. And see if you can find the exhaust pipe on the bike.
06:40Good luck, dad, you know a lot about this.
06:44Oh, thank you, daughter. You're going to be the support of my old age.
06:46Dad, I don't wear a bra. Oh, bye.
06:51Well, I don't see him talking about bikes here, do I?
06:55Okay, you take care of the customer. I'll have Angustias bring you some coffees.
06:59Okay, fine.
07:01Okay, man, okay.
07:03So what? Any problem with the shock absorber battery?
07:07No, the small pine nuts don't fit.
07:09Ah, pine nuts, pine nuts.
07:11Okay, where's the nuts section?
07:14Here in this...
07:15That's great.
07:17Well, that's fine.
07:18On top of everything, my change is broken.
07:20No, man, I don't mean to say that I'm glad you chose our workshop to repair your vehicle.
07:26Well, the same door has broken on me.
07:28Yes, yes, yes.
07:31So, could it be that you've run out of gas? What could it be?
07:35Gasoline?
07:36Is it for the lighter?
07:37No, no, of course, bicycles sometimes run out of gas.
07:40What nonsense.
07:42It could also be a problem with the CO, the alternator, or...
07:47To be honest, I didn't know my bike had so many parts.
07:51No, nor me.
07:51Take the guide and the pedals out of my way and I won't be able to do anything.
07:56Well, and speaking of nothing, how did he develop such a passion for cycling at his age?
08:02Well, I'm cycling around the world.
08:06Oh, you don't say.
08:09And how did he get into that?
08:10Well, you see, I'm a widower.
08:14Oh my God.
08:15Yes, I lived with my son and my daughter-in-law.
08:21And one day I heard them talking about me.
08:23Bad, for sure.
08:25Fatal.
08:26My daughter-in-law was throwing me to the wolves.
08:29And he told me that we had a very small house to live all together.
08:36And that the grandfather...
08:39It was a nuisance.
08:40What's going on?
08:42We shouldn't reach certain ages.
08:45We had to die first.
08:47Will you die?
08:48I just don't have time right now.
08:49I plan to live to be 100.
08:51But it's true.
08:53You are right.
08:55Old age...
08:56It's a pain.
08:58And of course, that's why you said...
09:00I can't take it anymore.
09:01I'm going to travel around the world.
09:03Go on.
09:04I bought a bicycle and this equipment...
09:06And I said...
09:07Wow!
09:07Hit the road like crazy!
09:09And how long has it been since he left his children's home?
09:13Well...
09:14What time is it?
09:15This...
09:16What time is it?
09:17It is in the...
09:18nine ten.
09:20Well, five minutes ago.
09:21Because I left there at nine five.
09:23Okay, let's see if we can understand each other.
09:25So, you've just started your round-the-world trip.
09:29Now yes.
09:29Yeah.
09:30I was asking a city guard...
09:33Which way do I get to the Moscow highway?
09:35Who is this for?
09:37Here is Anguish.
09:38For the Lord and for me.
09:39Freshly made.
09:40I've already added the sugar so as not to waste time.
09:43Man!
09:44Don Calisto?
09:45But listen...
09:46Is this where you work?
09:48Yes sir.
09:49I am the domestic worker.
09:51But they know each other.
09:52Yes, from the market.
09:55Yes, I used to go to the market too.
09:58How, how was it going?
09:58That is, he doesn't plan to go anymore.
09:59Of course, man.
10:00But how do you think I'm going to go shopping...
10:02Can I be in Russia tomorrow?
10:04Well, take some cans of fabada (Asturian bean stew)...
10:06Because they're having a really tough time there, you know?
10:07Is he going to Moscow?
10:08Yes, ma'am.
10:09Can't he stand his daughter-in-law?
10:11No.
10:11Oh, but do you know her?
10:13Yes, and it is.
10:14Now that women are going to do their military service...
10:16She'll definitely get in as a sergeant.
10:18Oh man.
10:19Do you see it?
10:20Do you understand now why I want to go to Russia?
10:23But drink your coffee, it's going to get cold.
10:25No, no, ma'am.
10:26You gave me sugar and my cholesterol went up.
10:29Well, I'll bring you a cup without sugar.
10:30My nerves are on edge.
10:32Well, have a drink.
10:33My daughter-in-law is climbing all over me.
10:35Well, thank goodness it's at his age...
10:38He still gets a little high.
10:41Okay, that's it, right?
10:42I'm going to try it and I'll be right there.
10:44Hey, don't be late, Don Calixto is going to arrive in Russia to find the shops closed.
10:47No, it'll only be a moment.
10:48Well, I'm leaving too because I still have to make the beds.
10:51Bring a Russian buck?
10:52A perestroika?
10:54No, better a glasnov.
10:55I don't know what it is, but it sounds like chewing gum.
10:58Me neither.
10:58This lady is very nice.
11:00No, it's been with us for a long time.
11:02And since we got married, she has raised my children.
11:04Hey, yeah, don't be a bore.
11:06I will pay you today as soon as I collect payment from this client.
11:08Let's see if it's true.
11:09Don Juan, good morning.
11:11Hey, how are we doing?
11:12Good morning.
11:14This is the builder who installed the workshop for us.
11:16And this gentleman, who looks like Bahamontes' grandmother, is a customer.
11:20Nice to meet you.
11:21Delighted.
11:22Don Ramón is my supplier of materials here.
11:24Nice to meet you.
11:25And what brings you here?
11:26Well, let's settle our accounts.
11:29But man, it just opened.
11:31This gentleman is my first client.
11:32He has not yet had any income.
11:33I have payments due.
11:34This man insists on charging me.
11:36And I have to charge you.
11:38It's like a chain, you understand?
11:40Well, it's not to discourage him.
11:42We stop, in my case I have to flush the chain.
11:44Come on, the chain is breaking.
11:46It breaks.
11:47You've already heard it.
11:48Listen, you pay it, because if you don't pay I don't get paid.
11:51The truth is, I don't owe you anything.
11:53That's true.
11:54Clear.
11:56Excuse me for butting in, but I'm a retiree.
11:58Yes, but he's not a retired Italian tour worker, don't get me wrong.
12:01No, no, no, no.
12:02From a bank.
12:03Look, I invented the lyrics for pelota.
12:07I have a solution for you.
12:10Let's see.
12:11You owe this gentleman money.
12:14And this gentleman owes this other man some money.
12:17That's right, yes sir, that's right.
12:19Well, it's very simple.
12:20You sign a 90-day promissory note to the gentleman who guarantees this long-suffering man.
12:26Why do I have to vouch for this man?
12:28Because if he doesn't provide a guarantee, a bank wouldn't discount a bill of exchange accepted by this gentleman.
12:33And without a guarantor, you won't get paid.
12:35In turn, you accept for the aggrieved party an 80-day effect that guarantees Don Juan.
12:44And you sign a promissory note for Don Juan for 75 days.
12:50So when the first one arrives, it is paid with the amount of the second one.
12:55When the second one arrives, it is paid with the amount of the third one.
12:58And when the third one comes...
13:03People protest directly.
13:05Ah, great, man, if only you could repeat it all to me.
13:09I didn't understand anything, did I?
13:11And will I ever get paid that way?
13:13It's not safe, because with all this commotion,
13:16until the banks and notaries clarify their position,
13:1910 or 12 months will pass.
13:20And so this gentleman, during that time, will have saved some money to give to you.
13:25Well, that's pretty clear, isn't it?
13:27And will that confusing thing actually work?
13:29Oh, if I could tell you.
13:31Companies that started this way are now listed on the New York Stock Exchange.
13:36I think it would be better if you waited a few days
13:39so that some customers can come and I can give them something on account.
13:42But do you think you're going to get any customers?
13:45Don't be such a pessimist, man.
13:48Do you see it? Huh? A customer?
13:52Excuse me, I'll help you.
13:56Welcome, sir.
13:58What do you need? An oil change? Water? Air? Have you got a flat tire?
14:03What did you say?
14:04I can't hear you well, no.
14:06Why doesn't he roll down the window?
14:09The glass?
14:10The glass? The glass?
14:11Lower it, glass!
14:11Turn it down!
14:12It's Chinese!
14:13He doesn't understand you!
14:14What makes you Chinese?
14:16It certainly doesn't look like it's from Castilla-La Mancha.
14:19He is pointing at the door.
14:21He may be Chinese, but he's definitely deaf, right?
14:24Let's take a look at this.
14:25Chino, open the door and come out here, and he says it standing up.
14:29Standing.
14:31Please step out here.
14:32Get out!
14:33Get out!
14:35Let's see, let's see.
14:38I used to work at a branch of the bank in Galicia.
14:42and I got along very well with the farmers who spoke Galician.
14:48Mocinho!
14:49Why don't you open Sporters do coche and come out and talk to us?
14:55I trust in my soul!
14:59He must have understood me.
15:01But, man, what's he going to understand?
15:03What does Galician have to do with Chinese?
15:05Nothing, I just wanted to help.
15:07Why don't we open the door and get rid of the Chinese guy right now?
15:10Ah, you're right, you're right about that.
15:14Chino, open the door, Chino.
15:16Chino, open the door, Chino.
15:18The safety lock must be engaged.
15:20Chino, remove the safety, Chino.
15:23Deaf as a mule!
15:24Take off that insurance, the insurance.
15:25Chinese, deaf, open up, Chinese, Chinese, you!
15:28Open up, open up, you Chinese, deaf fool!
15:29And if he hadn't tried to stop the bad girls, he hadn't tried.
15:32Mariano, you take the thug for each other.
15:35And there had been no salting.
15:36And if you've brought a sandwich with the tortilla hanging off,
15:38I hadn't connected him with the mambia.
15:40There was no shortening, it's not them.
15:43Hey, you really do speak Chinese.
15:45A bit.
15:46I didn't understand anything he said.
15:48What if we open the other doors?
15:50What if he pulls out a blowtorch and we smash this wretch's car in two?
15:53and we pick it up and...
15:55Let's try to open it peacefully.
15:57You're right, yes.
15:58You guys over there, yes.
15:59Let's try to open the doors, okay?
16:01I'm giving you a heads-up.
16:01One, two, three.
16:03Now.
16:06But what are you doing with that car?
16:08They'll be cradling the owner to see if they can put him to sleep.
16:11Well, it's incomprehensible.
16:12Why come to a workshop if you don't want to leave?
16:14I mean, the first customer who walks through that door, I just don't understand it.
16:18Is he teaching her something?
16:20He'll be an exhibitionist.
16:22Besides, this Chinese guy is a weirdo.
16:24It looks like a remote control.
16:25And why is he teaching him that?
16:27You know how the Japanese are, he'll try to sell it to me.
16:30The device must have broken down, which is why he can't open the doors or lower the windows.
16:36Hey, does Anguish know Japanese?
16:39No, but it's clear.
16:42Let's see, let's see.
16:44The gadget is broken, isn't it?
16:46In other words, kaput.
16:48Chatterboxes, chatterboxes.
16:50Ah, you should have said so sooner, man.
16:53Well, everything's sorted now.
16:56Give me the device, come on.
16:57But how can he give it to you if he can't open it?
16:59So are we back to square one?
17:01Let's see, let's see.
17:03You press the little button, you press the little button.
17:08Press the little button.
17:10Japanese people who do not speak Spanish should be banned from entering Spain.
17:16Well, this is sorted now, right?
17:18Hey, a car!
17:20Yes, but don't get too excited just yet.
17:21This man is not going to understand you.
17:23His remote control must have broken, and he can't open the doors or the windows.
17:28And he can't leave.
17:29That's very simple.
17:30His fuse must have blown.
17:32Ah, just what I was saying.
17:34Man!
17:35I'm glad he finally brought out the oriental one.
17:38Let's see, let's see if he pays and we get paid.
17:40But what kind of materialist are you?
17:43Speak Spanish?
17:44But if we had understood anything he said, we wouldn't have been here for half an hour, son.
17:49Okay, fine, fine.
17:53Hmm...
17:53Okay.
17:54Hmm...
17:55Do I speak English?
17:57Yes, yes.
17:58He says yes!
18:00I understand you!
18:01Speak English!
18:02Well, everything's sorted now.
18:03Very good.
18:04Speak English!
18:05No, thank goodness!
18:06This...
18:07Who among you speaks English?
18:09No, not me, no.
18:11Oh, but don't you speak it?
18:13I have no words.
18:14So why are you asking him if he knows English?
18:17To start the conversation, somehow.
18:19Come on, now, come on!
18:21Well, Don Juan, I'm leaving.
18:24He'll come to see you in a few days so we can settle things.
18:27Well, if all the clients are like this one, you'll only get paid when Hermida stops shaking his head.
18:32And how do I get paid?
18:33Come on, let's go, I have another client, let's see if we can get something out of him.
18:36What a day I've had!
18:37That's it!
18:37I've got the solution!
18:38Oh, thank goodness!
18:40Okay, okay, so what is it?
18:41That means the alarm fuse has blown.
18:44So, I change the fuse, or I bridge it and that's it.
18:48I knew you'd fix this in no time.
18:50Okay, so what's there to do here?
18:52Open the hood?
18:53Open the hood, yes.
18:54Well, look, we have to tell that to the Chinese guy, of course.
18:56Hey, Chinese guy!
18:57Open the hood!
18:59The hood!
19:01No, no, not the mouth, not the mouth, no.
19:03And on top of that, what will make us feed him?
19:06Open the engine cover.
19:09Chinese!
19:09Open the lid!
19:12Yeah, and the guy's still smiling.
19:13Ana, because she has taken care of her.
19:15Yes, she has attended to her!
19:16Yeah!
19:16How clever these Easterners are!
19:19What does it say?
19:20The engine cover also opens with the remote control.
19:26Okay, what if we put a really big bomb on it, pointing this way?
19:30Cacitil, what for?
19:32Come on!
19:34Look, Aurelio!
19:35There's the scoundrel who stole your father's bicycle.
19:40Why did he kidnap my father without warning?
19:43What did you do to deserve having your bicycle stolen?
19:46Don't worry, don't worry, nothing has been stolen from me.
19:48The thing is, my bike broke down and this really nice guy came to try it out.
19:54Ah, since I saw him with the bicycle, I went to tell his son.
19:57And we came to find you.
19:58But where did you intend to go dressed like that?
20:01Ah, to Russia! He wants to go to Russia!
20:03Go now! To Russia, to Russia!
20:05And why did you want to be far away?
20:07Well, to see the world.
20:13Come on, grandpa, at your age!
20:15No, no, it's not an age problem.
20:17I'm interested in meeting Jean, so no...
20:23Dad, can't you see this is nonsense?
20:27Dress up like a clown and steal the neighbor's son's bicycle.
20:31Ah, but the bicycle is stolen.
20:33I felt sorry for her seeing her there like that.
20:35The boy never used it and I said to myself, well, the bicycle has the right to travel.
20:42But, but, tell the truth, man.
20:44She's leaving home because she says she's in the way there.
20:47Whom?
20:48Petra said it the other night.
20:51I heard it.
20:52Come on, grandpa, you know how I am.
20:55Sometimes I talk too much.
20:56And the house is small, the boys grow up.
20:59That's why I'm going to travel around the world.
21:03I want to die in Russia.
21:06I warn you that there, because it's so cold, people last longer.
21:09They're left like dried-up fish.
21:10Dad, you'll die when your time comes.
21:13And in our house, which is your house.
21:15And your grandchildren?
21:16Haven't you thought about them?
21:18What do we tell them when they get back from school?
21:20Did your grandfather go to Russia?
21:22Thinking of them, you can't imagine the effort it took to leave.
21:29Come on, Don Calixto, go back home to your children and grandchildren, man.
21:33His son loves him.
21:34You love him, don't you?
21:35Of course I love him.
21:36That's it.
21:37And his daughter-in-law loves him, even though he's a bit of a nuisance.
21:39Aren't you, ma'am, a bit of a nuisance?
21:41Yes, sometimes, I admit it.
21:43Well, that's life, Don Calixto.
21:45Sometimes putting up with the annoyance and other times enjoying time with the grandchildren.
21:48Be brave and don't go to Russia, man.
21:50That which is beyond Soria, is in the past.
21:52I?
21:55If they tell me I'm not in the way.
21:57I swear I'm not in your way, grandpa.
22:00Come on, Dad, go on.
22:02Let's go home.
22:03Don't tell the children a single word about this.
22:06Come on, let's go.
22:07And don't let your neighbor's bike get away, okay?
22:11Okay, how much is the repair?
22:13Nothing, nothing, nothing.
22:14You have been our first customer and we invite you to our home.
22:17Thank you so much.
22:18And look how they got Hiroito's cousin out of there.
22:22I have an idea.
22:23I'm going to see if I can get a really big can opener so I can...
22:26What's happening?
22:27Doesn't he want to get out of the car?
22:28No, son.
22:29It's because his remote control is broken.
22:32Oh, really?
22:32Well, mine has never let me down.
22:34Let's see, let's see, let's see.
22:35Well, this one is magnificent, yes.
22:38Well, he's Spanish, of course.
22:41I had one just like it.
22:42You press this little button here.
23:05It doesn't bother you.
23:06It doesn't bother you.
23:07It doesn't bother you.
23:08It doesn't bother you.
23:10It doesn't bother you.
23:52Thanks for watching the video.
23:54Thanks for watching the video.