00:00It's 530.
00:01I'm calling this meeting to order.
00:02We will start with the invocation and the pledge.
00:04So those that would like to participate in the invocation, please stand.
00:16Thank you, Mayor and Council.
00:17Let us pray.
00:19Dear Dark Father, let us stand now unbowed and unfed by arcane doctrines born of fearful
00:23minds in darkened times.
00:25Let us embrace the Luciferian impulse to eat of the tree of knowledge and dissipate
00:29our blissful and comforting delusions of old.
00:32Let us demand that individuals be judged for their concrete actions, not their fealty to
00:36arbitrary social norms and illusory categorizations.
00:41Let us reason our solutions with agnosticism in all things, holding fast only to that which
00:46is demonstrably true.
00:47Let us stand firm against any and all arbitrary authority that threatens the personal sovereignty
00:51of one or all.
00:52That which will not bend must break, and that which can be destroyed by truth should never
00:57be spared its demise.
00:58It is done.
00:59Hail Satan.
01:06I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for
01:13which it stands, one nation, another God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
01:21I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and I pledge allegiance to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the United States of America, and to the flag of
01:22the United States of America, and to the flag of the flag of the United States of America, and to
01:22the flag
