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Welcome back to school and the return of the The Dumb Off on the Klein Ally Show on KROQ! Watch as the show battles it out through a series of riddles, wordplay, and basic math questions to test their intelligence and avoid being crowned the biggest dummy. The loser is forced to wear the sash of stupidity and represent the show as the ultimate dummy.

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00:00:00Dominic Fyke on K-Rock, we are Klein Alley Show.

00:00:02In the studio right now, we have a Jake the Nerd, we have a Postmaster Johnny.

00:00:05And it's very rare that they ever come into the actual studio, and it makes us all uncomfortable.

00:00:09But we're doing it because it's time for the return of our Welcome Back to School and the Dumb Off.

00:00:15The Dumb Off.

00:00:18I'm a do-do-do-do-do.

00:00:20I'm a nerd.

00:00:22I thought those were all my quotes.

00:00:24Very quotable in the world of Dumb Alley. Congratulations.

00:00:28Anything you'd like to say, Jake and Johnny, before you guys are going round toe-to-toe in the first

00:00:33round of the Dumb Off?

00:00:34You're done, son.

00:00:36I'm excited. I've been looking forward to this, actually.

00:00:38And Johnny, correct me if I'm wrong, but you've tied Alley multiple years as the winner.

00:00:43In 2023, we tied. In 24, I took the cake.

00:00:46Last year, she won.

00:00:48And this year, the champion is yet to be determined.

00:00:51Alley, I just want you to know, if you win the Dumb Off again this year,

00:00:54we are going to take your shirt off and hang it up in the rafters here in the K-Rock

00:00:56studio.

00:00:58We are going to retire your shirt because you are that good in the world of dumb.

00:01:01I want to retire that shirt.

00:01:03It's too oily. I don't think it'll stay.

00:01:05Slip that off the ceiling.

00:01:07All right, guys. We have seven questions.

00:01:09If you'd like to participate and figure out if you are dumb or not,

00:01:12this will test every possible level of intelligence.

00:01:15I know there's always a conspiracy about the Dumb Off.

00:01:19Yeah.

00:01:19It's a whole and every level thing.

00:01:21It's BS, man. This isn't based off of anything.

00:01:24They're just riddles.

00:01:25They're not riddles.

00:01:26No science.

00:01:26They are, I know.

00:01:27People on the text line were saying,

00:01:29can we please get some kind of just a general ACT question

00:01:33or something that actually measures intelligence and not a bunch of dumb riddles.

00:01:36Yeah, not dumb riddles.

00:01:37In fact, these are the types of questions that actually will force you

00:01:40to use your brain differently than the obvious answer.

00:01:43Yeah, that's what a riddle is.

00:01:44Question one.

00:01:46You guys are separated by a folder, so you cannot cheat.

00:01:49Yes.

00:01:49Question one.

00:01:50How would I want to cheat by looking at his answer?

00:01:54That's right.

00:01:54That would be pretty dumb.

00:01:55If you did that, that would be dumb.

00:01:56You would win the Dumb Off.

00:01:58Yeah, that's the only way to win.

00:01:59Question one.

00:02:01A father.

00:02:02Oh, Jesus.

00:02:03Here we go.

00:02:04Is four times as old as his son.

00:02:08In 20 years, he'll be exactly twice as old.

00:02:13How old are they now?

00:02:15See, this is where I just throw in the towel.

00:02:17Just like.

00:02:17Just pick a number.

00:02:18Yeah, just pick a number.

00:02:19Let's go.

00:02:20All right.

00:02:21Just a random number, dude.

00:02:22This is no.

00:02:23This is total crap.

00:02:24I know.

00:02:25It's total crap.

00:02:25Say it one more time.

00:02:26Yeah, see.

00:02:27If you have to repeat the question, it's a bad question.

00:02:30Terrible, dude.

00:02:31That's a good point, Johnny.

00:02:32A father is four times as old as his son.

00:02:36In 20 years, he'll be twice as old.

00:02:40How old are they now?

00:02:44You guys are making it more complicated than it actually is.

00:02:48Yeah.

00:02:49It's a dumb question, first of all.

00:02:52I'm going to go to the next question.

00:02:53It's a dumb question off.

00:02:54Yeah.

00:02:55It's not a dumb question off.

00:02:56We should call this the Klein Off, man.

00:02:57All right.

00:02:58You know what, Al?

00:02:58You keep track.

00:02:59We'll just answer them as we go.

00:03:00Let's not wait around for the answers.

00:03:01Let's not force the listeners to sit through this whole thing.

00:03:04Maybe they only want to hear a few questions.

00:03:06Jake, did you get an answer?

00:03:12It has to be, I don't know, 25.

00:03:17No.

00:03:19What'd you write down there?

00:03:20Wow.

00:03:20I wrote 80.

00:03:22You wrote the dad is 80 now?

00:03:24Well, he's going to be 80 in 40 years when you said you quadruple it.

00:03:27He's quadrupled the years.

00:03:28The dad is 40 and the son is 10 currently.

00:03:31And in 20 years, so right now the dad is four times older than the son.

00:03:35The dad's 40?

00:03:36Yes.

00:03:37That's an old-ass dad.

00:03:38The dad is 40 and the son is 10.

00:03:40And understand that in 20 years, the son will be 30 and the dad will be 60.

00:03:45Yeah.

00:03:45It's a very simple question.

00:03:46Ali, that's not a riddle.

00:03:47That's math right there.

00:03:48That's basic math.

00:03:49Yeah.

00:03:50I wrote down 20 and 40 first, but I was like, oh, it's not.

00:03:53I was right here.

00:03:54Ali, it's Jake.

00:03:55See why you wrote down the right answer then cross out?

00:03:57That is dumb.

00:03:58That's dumber than Johnny somehow.

00:03:59Now, question two.

00:03:59I just see a little doodling.

00:04:02A book is to reading as a cookbook is to what?

00:04:09Johnny looks like he is perplexed right now.

00:04:11No, I actually have a really solid answer for this.

00:04:15Jake, when you're ready, let me know.

00:04:17I'm ready.

00:04:18All right.

00:04:18Johnny, a book is to reading as a cookbook is to what?

00:04:22Cooking.

00:04:25Cooking.

00:04:26Jake, what did you write?

00:04:28I didn't write down anything.

00:04:30I was going to say cooking too.

00:04:32Oh, man.

00:04:34We're tied right now, dude.

00:04:36That's a great score.

00:04:37The answer is reading.

00:04:38It's still a book.

00:04:39You still read it.

00:04:40Yeah, but it's the purpose of the book is to cook.

00:04:43Yeah, you take action.

00:04:44No, wrong.

00:04:44It's still reading.

00:04:45You're not just going to sit on the couch and read a cookbook.

00:04:47Yeah.

00:04:47Some people do that.

00:04:48Who?

00:04:49People do that.

00:04:50Marcus Stewart.

00:04:50Single people with cats.

00:04:51Once again, it's still reading, you guys, both 0 for 2 in the dumbass.

00:04:54Well, it's also with the action.

00:04:56You don't just read a cookbook.

00:04:58It's like instructions.

00:04:59There's no New York Times bestseller cookbook.

00:05:01Yeah, there is.

00:05:03Maybe there is.

00:05:03Let's go to question 3.

00:05:05Let's go to math now.

00:05:06Finally.

00:05:07What is half of 2 plus 2?

00:05:11What is half of 2 plus 2?

00:05:14Easy.

00:05:15Come on.

00:05:15Hit me with it.

00:05:18Johnny?

00:05:18Ready?

00:05:19The number is 3.

00:05:20Jake, what did you write down?

00:05:21I wrote 2.

00:05:22Johnny's right.

00:05:23The number 2 plus 2, half of 4 is 3.

00:05:26Half of 2.

00:05:27Half of 2 is 1 plus 2 is 3.

00:05:31What?

00:05:32Let's go.

00:05:32Yeah, but you know what?

00:05:34You could also say half of 2 plus 2.

00:05:38No.

00:05:39That's still wrong.

00:05:40What is half of 2?

00:05:411.

00:05:42What is half of 2 plus 2?

00:05:43You didn't listen.

00:05:44You didn't listen to what he said.

00:05:45It's all about how you say it.

00:05:47And Johnny is now going up a point on the ace.

00:05:49Wow.

00:05:50Jake is mad.

00:05:52Jake is fuming.

00:05:52I mean, that's a BS way to ask that question.

00:05:55How is Johnny going to be out of this in the first round?

00:05:57It's purposely misleading.

00:05:59We're going to have to see if we can get that sash and tie-dye this year for Jake.

00:06:02Great.

00:06:02It'll be the first year I don't have to make it.

00:06:04I want to get tattooed.

00:06:05Jake, you're making the sash regardless.

00:06:06You don't have to wear it.

00:06:07Well, don't jinx it.

00:06:08Let's keep going.

00:06:09Guys, Johnny's up one point now.

00:06:11What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

00:06:15I remember this one.

00:06:16We did it a couple years ago.

00:06:17Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:06:18I think I do.

00:06:18Say it one more time.

00:06:19What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?

00:06:25That's the dumb-off on K-Rock.

00:06:27Write down answers so that we know that no one changed.

00:06:31Johnny, are you done yet?

00:06:32You seem like you're thinking.

00:06:35Start with Jake first.

00:06:36No, if you don't have an answer, we can't.

00:06:38I do have something written down, yes.

00:06:39Jake, what did you write?

00:06:40I wrote down short.

00:06:41That is the right answer.

00:06:43Johnny, what did you write?

00:06:43I wrote the word two with two O's.

00:06:48I don't know.

00:06:49Explain that to me, please.

00:06:50I wrote the word two with two O's because it could be two with like T-O, or it could

00:06:54be two with a T-O-O, or it could be two with T-W-O.

00:07:00All right.

00:07:02To think that they have the same score at this point, Jake, how does that make you feel?

00:07:05Terrible.

00:07:07I just, I don't.

00:07:08Jake is right.

00:07:09The word short, you had two letters, it becomes shorter.

00:07:11Oh, damn it.

00:07:12I forgot about that.

00:07:13Yeah.

00:07:13Okay.

00:07:14We go to your next question.

00:07:15Now it's all tied up.

00:07:17There's only three questions left in this exciting dumb off.

00:07:20Okay.

00:07:21And for this next question, then we're going to play a song to let everyone rest their brain.

00:07:24A farmer has chickens and cows.

00:07:30There are 10 heads and 28 legs.

00:07:34How many cows does the farmer have?

00:07:39One more time, please.

00:07:41Yeah.

00:07:41This ain't a damn question, man.

00:07:42A farmer has chickens and cows.

00:07:44There are 10 heads and 28 legs.

00:07:48There are 10 heads and 28 legs.

00:07:49There are 10 heads and 28 legs.

00:07:49How many cows does the farmer have?

00:07:52We have time.

00:07:53We have time.

00:07:53We're going to have a song.

00:07:54Yeah, you guys got to be able to.

00:07:56I'm going to play this Incubus song.

00:07:58Come back with the answer for that.

00:08:00And the final three questions in the dumb off on Terra.

00:08:10There's been a lot of talk during that Incubus song about heads and legs and Johnny asking

00:08:15the question, what color is the farmer?

00:08:17And all that happened off the air.

00:08:18And that's because we're in the middle of something that we call the dumb off.

00:08:23The dumb off.

00:08:31Currently, if you're keeping track.

00:08:32The score is tied between Jake, who calls himself the ace, and thinks he's smarter than

00:08:37all of us, and Johnny, who is the three-time returning dumb off champion, always in the

00:08:43finals.

00:08:44Johnny's drawn a lot of cow parts and a lot of head parts.

00:08:47The question we asked before that song was, a farmer has chickens and cows.

00:08:52There are 10 heads and 28 legs total.

00:08:55How many cows does the farmer have?

00:08:58There is an actual answer.

00:08:59Johnny, you've done a lot of doodling, but what do you have?

00:09:02That's what I asked you.

00:09:04What are we trying to find?

00:09:06You just told me he has the chickens and cows.

00:09:08You spent this whole time just doing nothing because you didn't know the question?

00:09:10I was drawing and I asked this guy.

00:09:12Well, what is the answer you had ready to go?

00:09:15Now I don't even know what my answer is.

00:09:18Well, you drew the 10 little heads on your paper.

00:09:20I drew 10 little heads and then I wrote the number 24, and then I put, yeah, I put 24.

00:09:26So what's your answer to the question?

00:09:27I guess 24.

00:09:2824 cows?

00:09:29It was 24 cows?

00:09:30I thought it was 24 feet.

00:09:32Okay.

00:09:32Jake, what did you write?

00:09:34Six.

00:09:35Also wrong?

00:09:36Oh, wow.

00:09:37I had six fours actually grouped right here.

00:09:40Six times four is 20, then four times two is eight.

00:09:42Six times four is 24.

00:09:43He had four cows.

00:09:45I thought it was four cows.

00:09:46Four cows and the rest are chickens.

00:09:48Wait, what?

00:09:50Does either one work?

00:09:51Yeah, four cows.

00:09:52No.

00:09:52Four cows, because four cows works out to basically you have four heads taken care of and 16 legs

00:09:56taken care of, which leaves exactly six heads and 12 legs left.

00:10:01So it works out.

00:10:03It's a, it's a, only one answer works for that question.

00:10:05That's real intelligence right there.

00:10:07Real intelligence.

00:10:09So Jake, I can't believe you got that wrong, Jake.

00:10:11I'm shocked.

00:10:11He was so confident during the song.

00:10:13I can't believe you both, you really had a chance to take the lead on this.

00:10:16Guys, we're down to two questions now and it's tied up in round one of the dumb off.

00:10:20By the way, Allie, the sash from last year, the big dummy sash has been brought in.

00:10:23So YouTube and anyone watching along can see what this looks like.

00:10:27Yes.

00:10:27And would you like to issue out the correction?

00:10:29Imagine someone having to wear that.

00:10:31Yeah, apparently Vanessa claims that she was the loser last year of the dumb off, the

00:10:35winner, excuse me.

00:10:35And she wore the sash.

00:10:37So Allie has only won this thing twice, I think.

00:10:39So sorry, Allie.

00:10:40I won it once and then tied another time.

00:10:42We tied in 23.

00:10:43And I said winning or I said losing?

00:10:45It's winning.

00:10:46Because I feel like the loser of the dummies.

00:10:49You're the winner of the dummies.

00:10:50It's all about how you phrase it.

00:10:51Guys, here's your next question.

00:10:52This one's easy.

00:10:53I hope.

00:10:54No, it's not.

00:10:55A father and a son are in a car accident.

00:10:58Oh, yeah.

00:10:59All right.

00:10:59I think I already know the answer to this one.

00:11:00Call Sweet James.

00:11:01That's right.

00:11:02That's right.

00:11:02That's the answer.

00:11:03This is product placement.

00:11:04Johnny got it right.

00:11:04Ba-da-bing.

00:11:06The father dies.

00:11:08The surgeon says, I can't operate.

00:11:12This is my son.

00:11:13How is that possible?

00:11:15Mm-hmm.

00:11:20Do you have an answer already, Jake?

00:11:22I already know the answer to this one.

00:11:23This is a classic riddle.

00:11:24Johnny?

00:11:25It's not riddle.

00:11:26It's an intelligence test.

00:11:27I think it is.

00:11:28It's his dad.

00:11:29The doctor's his dad.

00:11:32His dad died in the car accident.

00:11:35That was the first bit of information I gave you.

00:11:38And then who's...

00:11:39And then the surgeon says, I cannot operate.

00:11:42This is my son.

00:11:43This is my son?

00:11:45Oh, they're brothers.

00:11:47Is that the answer?

00:11:52Oh, that was so sad.

00:11:54Why would he say this is my son?

00:11:56He's a pro.

00:11:56I don't know.

00:11:58Yeah.

00:11:58Let's just go brothers.

00:11:59Let's just lock that in.

00:12:00Jake, what'd you write down?

00:12:01It's his mother.

00:12:03Yeah.

00:12:03That is the correct answer.

00:12:05And by the way, just to prove how sexist this entire world is, I gave Allie that question

00:12:09during the last commercial break.

00:12:11And she also did not come up with the, couldn't even fathom the concept that the surgeon could

00:12:16have been the boy's mother.

00:12:17No, I just said it was the grandfather.

00:12:19Yeah.

00:12:20Yeah, Allie went to another generation of men.

00:12:23Well, there's got to be some other man close to the boy.

00:12:25That's what I thought too.

00:12:26I was like, there's no way a woman could be a surgeon.

00:12:28Well, that is sad that you would think that because that is the correct answer.

00:12:33And now Jake goes up one.

00:12:34Wait, wait, wait, did you say the surgeon said I can't operate or did you say he said?

00:12:39No, he said the surgeon.

00:12:40The surgeon said I cannot operate.

00:12:42He's my son.

00:12:43So moms can't operate on their sons if they're in the ER?

00:12:46Yeah, that is weird.

00:12:47I mean, she can fully do that.

00:12:48Well, she could have done it had she not been an emotional woman.

00:12:51Being a pussy.

00:12:52I'm not going to cry.

00:12:54It's probably too cold in there because of all this stuff.

00:12:58All right, final question now.

00:12:59Jake, you could either win this thing or potentially tie with Johnny.

00:13:02So now Jake does have two points.

00:13:05Let's have a battle.

00:13:05Jake's up.

00:13:06I mean, the fact that Jake is this close to Johnny is sad.

00:13:09And there's not been a lot of correct answers in this round of the dumb-off.

00:13:14This is the final question.

00:13:15A basket contains six eggs.

00:13:19Six people each take one egg, but one egg remains in the basket.

00:13:25How is that possible?

00:13:28That is your last question in the dumb-off.

00:13:30And this does test, and I appreciate everyone on the text line, not all the people that

00:13:34say these are riddles, shut up, but the people that say this is actual definite testing of

00:13:40real intelligence.

00:13:41Who said that?

00:13:42No one yet.

00:13:42We're looking at the same text line.

00:13:44We have four texts on this text line.

00:13:46Thank you to all the people who said these are great questions.

00:13:49We're reading them all.

00:13:50Client texting himself.

00:13:52So once again, it's a basket that has six eggs.

00:13:55Six people each take one egg, but one egg remains in the basket.

00:13:59How?

00:14:03Johnny, you want to go first this time?

00:14:06No.

00:14:07I don't know.

00:14:07I think somebody just forgot it.

00:14:09They all took them, and they're like, oh, somebody forgot an egg.

00:14:12Okay.

00:14:13Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:14:14One of them is conjoined twins.

00:14:21So they take one of the eggs, and they count as one.

00:14:25Two people for the price of one.

00:14:26Okay.

00:14:27Interesting.

00:14:28That's a really interesting answer.

00:14:29I think that sounds like a good answer.

00:14:30I want to copy Johnny.

00:14:31Oh, cool.

00:14:32Yeah, same answer.

00:14:33I mean, you already won this anyway.

00:14:34Conjoined twins.

00:14:35You're really going to say that, Jake?

00:14:36I have no idea.

00:14:37If it's six people or six eggs, and you take one, this is one of those dumb riddles.

00:14:41It should be zero.

00:14:41It's a dumb riddle.

00:14:42Watch.

00:14:43The basket has a hole.

00:14:44Is that what you're going to say?

00:14:44The basket wanted to be left.

00:14:46The egg was his brother.

00:14:47The egg was his brother.

00:14:49The egg was the mother.

00:14:50The correct answer is the last person took the egg with the basket.

00:14:54They just took the basket with the egg in it.

00:14:56Ghetto.

00:14:57What?

00:14:58Ghetto.

00:14:59That's a bookworm.

00:15:00Bitch took the basket?

00:15:01Yeah.

00:15:04That's getting real close to your shoe shiner bullshit right there.

00:15:07So there you have it with the final score of...

00:15:11Two to one.

00:15:12Two to one.

00:15:13God damn, that's sad.

00:15:14Those are sad.

00:15:15Two to one.

00:15:16The dumb off.

00:15:16Johnny, congratulations.

00:15:18You move on another round.

00:15:19I would like to say I got the math one correct.

00:15:22That is a big dub, and I was actually proud of myself for that one.

00:15:24Yeah, you got one question right, which is, I think, better than you've ever done before

00:15:27previously.

00:15:28That's by far the easiest question of all day.

00:15:30Well, you had a hard time with it.

00:15:31I can't believe Jake got it wrong.

00:15:32I know.

00:15:33The way he said it made it sound like a different thing.

00:15:36No, I got it.

00:15:37Half of two plus two.

00:15:39It's three.

00:15:40Yeah, two plus two.

00:15:41Half of two plus two.

00:15:42Jake doesn't know that.

00:15:43That's okay.

00:15:44You got to take a break.

00:15:46Everyone says they're now frustrated with the dumb off results, but Johnny, let's see

00:15:50if the sash still fits you.

00:15:51Johnny, you haven't heard it yet.

00:15:53You haven't heard it yet.

00:15:53You can't wear it yet.

00:15:54I can't.

00:15:54Why are you sweating so much, bro?

00:15:56That's oil.

00:15:57It's all oil.

00:15:58It's all oil.

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00:16:22Johnny, once again, did what he does best.

00:16:25He won slash lost the dumb off, which means he'll be moving on.

00:16:28He's always excited about it.

00:16:29He's very happy.

00:16:30He doesn't understand really the way it works, but he had the lower score yesterday, lost

00:16:34to Jake.

00:16:34It was much closer than it probably should have been.

00:16:36He thought he was going to go again today.

00:16:38And then he was also like, it's sad that I'll never get to play Vanessa.

00:16:40And we were like, that's not how it works.

00:16:42You very possibly could.

00:16:43You could meet Vanessa in the finals of the dumb off.

00:16:45We don't know how it's going to play out.

00:16:46But a lot of people get heated when we do the dumb off on the show.

00:16:49Today, Alley will be battling Omar.

00:16:50We'll get to the questions in a moment.

00:16:51But listen to this.

00:16:53Klein wins the dumb off for being a dumb ass.

00:16:55Well, hold on.

00:16:56I haven't even participated yet.

00:16:57And by the way, I will be playing like I do every year.

00:16:59I think tomorrow is my turn to go.

00:17:01So I don't write the questions when I go.

00:17:03I have to answer them.

00:17:04But this guy says I already won.

00:17:06Jesus Christ.

00:17:07These are just stupid riddle questions, not actual intelligence measuring questions.

00:17:12Okay.

00:17:12I spent like a million years in college, all that, taking a freaking buttload of standardized

00:17:18tests and course classes and finals and all that stuff.

00:17:22Never in my entire life have I been asked about these stupid riddles other than on buzzy,

00:17:28lame ass online question, questionnaires and all that crap.

00:17:33I'm stuttering because I'm so angry.

00:17:34Anyway, ask some ACT prep questions to actually do this dumb off, you dumb ass.

00:17:41Okay.

00:17:42Well, that's just one guy's opinion.

00:17:43Other people feel differently than that guy.

00:17:45Good morning, guys.

00:17:45Guys, I could be wrong.

00:17:48I'm driving.

00:17:48I have a chance to Google this.

00:17:51But I think I need to be in the dumb off because he just finished saying that you're

00:17:57going to have the inaugural dumb off back again.

00:18:03Okay.

00:18:03Well, I misspoke.

00:18:05All right.

00:18:05Yes.

00:18:06I did say it's the inaugural dumb off back again.

00:18:08Which would mean the first one.

00:18:09But it's back.

00:18:10It's back.

00:18:11I was testing everyone.

00:18:12The first one ever is back, guys.

00:18:13That was a test.

00:18:14But now here we are.

00:18:15It's two people going toe to toe.

00:18:17You're more than welcome to participate.

00:18:18A lot of people claim they did really good yesterday.

00:18:21A lot of people said they got almost perfect scores yesterday.

00:18:23Really well.

00:18:24These are not all riddles.

00:18:25It's your inaugural bitch.

00:18:27You're back.

00:18:28It's time now for round two of the dumb off.

00:18:32The dumb off.

00:18:38All right.

00:18:39Allie and Omar are going to be going toe to toe here.

00:18:43Write down your answers.

00:18:44All right.

00:18:44I'm just going to write them down now.

00:18:46Just write.

00:18:47You're going to write them before I ask?

00:18:48Yeah.

00:18:48All right.

00:18:51These are going to be easier questions than yesterday.

00:18:53The person was their mother.

00:18:55Well, that was not that hard of a question.

00:18:57But boy, you guys made it tricky.

00:18:59Question one.

00:19:00You have two coins totaling 30 cents.

00:19:04One of them is not a nickel.

00:19:06What are the two coins?

00:19:09Allie is writing down.

00:19:10Omar is writing down.

00:19:11One of them is not a nickel.

00:19:13That's correct.

00:19:14And you have two coins.

00:19:15Yep.

00:19:16We have to move to question two now.

00:19:18Oh.

00:19:20Question two.

00:19:21All right.

00:19:22What you already want.

00:19:23You're right there.

00:19:24I mean, I need time for this.

00:19:25You need time.

00:19:27Two coins.

00:19:28You've heard this one before.

00:19:30Haven't you?

00:19:30Don't help her.

00:19:32Just let her struggle.

00:19:34Let her struggle.

00:19:36All right.

00:19:37We've got a question two.

00:19:38Is it the coins are European or some crap?

00:19:41They're pesos.

00:19:4415 peso coins or some.

00:19:46They're stuck together with gum.

00:19:48Right.

00:19:48That's a good guess.

00:19:49Got it.

00:19:49All right, Alice.

00:19:49That's a possibility.

00:19:51Write it down.

00:19:51The two coins are totaling 30 cents.

00:19:54You have two coins totaling.

00:19:56This is just the first goddamn question.

00:19:59You have two coins totaling 30 cents.

00:20:01One of them is not a nickel.

00:20:02What are the coins?

00:20:03I must move on.

00:20:04Okay.

00:20:05We'll answer these at the end.

00:20:06I'll leave that one blank for now.

00:20:07Oh, my God.

00:20:09Now we get so mad.

00:20:11Question two.

00:20:11A man has seven daughters.

00:20:13Each daughter has one brother.

00:20:15How many children does the man have?

00:20:18This is intelligence.

00:20:19Say it again.

00:20:20A man has seven daughters.

00:20:21Each daughter has one brother.

00:20:24How many children does the man have?

00:20:26Oh, I get it.

00:20:27Question three.

00:20:28Yep.

00:20:29B stands for what on the periodic table?

00:20:32B stands for what on the periodic table?

00:20:37Each daughter has one brother.

00:20:39Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:20:39Are you doing that?

00:20:40Move on.

00:20:41You're too fast, Clyde.

00:20:42I know.

00:20:43It's not too fast.

00:20:43Can I just read it?

00:20:45No, I'm saying it, Alice.

00:20:46There are seven daughters, and each daughter has one brother.

00:20:49How many children does the man have?

00:20:52Please, for the love of Christ.

00:20:55We should have been done with the whole quiz now.

00:20:56Because there's tricks and stuff.

00:20:57The music ran out already.

00:20:59Yeah.

00:21:00What are you talking about?

00:21:01There's probably a trick here, like the peso question.

00:21:03Okay.

00:21:04There's no peso question.

00:21:05God damn it.

00:21:07Okay.

00:21:07We go to your next question.

00:21:10This is question three.

00:21:11What does B stand for on the periodic table?

00:21:13You got that?

00:21:13Yes.

00:21:13Question four.

00:21:14That one is a real question.

00:21:15All right.

00:21:15You have 12 socks.

00:21:16Oh, God.

00:21:17Why do I have so much of this crap?

00:21:19Six black and six white.

00:21:21In complete darkness, how many socks must you grab to make sure you have at least a pair of matching

00:21:27socks?

00:21:31What are you talking about?

00:21:33I got this.

00:21:34Six.

00:21:34What?

00:21:35Omar, you don't have any of this.

00:21:36What are you talking about?

00:21:37Did you give Omar the answer?

00:21:39No.

00:21:39There's six white socks and six black socks?

00:21:41Yeah, and it's complete darkness.

00:21:42And you must, how many socks must you grab to ensure you have at least one pair of matching socks?

00:21:48This is like basic.

00:21:49This is just knowledge that proves you are intelligent or dumb.

00:21:53That's it.

00:21:53That's all it is.

00:21:54Well, I would turn a light on.

00:21:55Well, you can't.

00:21:57In this scenario, you can't.

00:21:59I use my phone flashlight like every other person.

00:22:01Question five.

00:22:03If you rearrange the letters in the word listen, you make another word that almost means the exact opposite.

00:22:10What word can you make?

00:22:12See, once again, not a riddle here.

00:22:14Yeah, that one?

00:22:15All right.

00:22:15Okay.

00:22:16I got to think about it, though.

00:22:18Jesus.

00:22:21Okay, I got that one.

00:22:22What?

00:22:23You do?

00:22:23Yeah, easy.

00:22:24Let's go.

00:22:24Omar, you're scoring quickly today.

00:22:26I'm good with letters.

00:22:28Tencel.

00:22:32All right.

00:22:33Question six.

00:22:34We'll score it after the song.

00:22:36Question six.

00:22:383.15 on a clock.

00:22:41What?

00:22:413.15 on a clock.

00:22:43What is the angle between the minute hands?

00:22:48The hands on the clock.

00:22:50Oh, okay.

00:22:51If it's 3.15.

00:22:53And question seven.

00:22:56If it takes three cats, Allie, this one's for you.

00:22:59Okay.

00:23:00If it takes three cats, three minutes to catch three mice.

00:23:04Uh-huh.

00:23:04Okay.

00:23:05Yeah, this crap.

00:23:06You've done this crap before, but with a different thing.

00:23:10How many cats are needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?

00:23:13Uh-huh.

00:23:16All right.

00:23:16That's it.

00:23:17That's all.

00:23:18That's it?

00:23:18That's all?

00:23:19That's it.

00:23:19Seven questions.

00:23:21All of these were hard.

00:23:22Yeah, he's doing it on purpose.

00:23:24They were not hard.

00:23:25I'm doing it on purpose.

00:23:26Vanessa, did you get any of them right, do you think?

00:23:28Zero.

00:23:29Like, you were too fast.

00:23:31Too fast?

00:23:32Yes.

00:23:32Yeah, the timing is really, like, throwing me off, too.

00:23:34That one says speed it up.

00:23:36No kidding.

00:23:36I got it.

00:23:37All right.

00:23:38The last one is three cats to catch three mice.

00:23:40If it takes three cats, three minutes to catch three mice.

00:23:46Three minutes.

00:23:46Okay.

00:23:46How many cats are needed to catch 100 mice in 100 minutes?

00:23:49All right?

00:23:49That's it.

00:23:50Got it.

00:23:50Come back with the answers.

00:23:52How do you think you did, Allie?

00:23:54I've only even answered one or two questions.

00:23:57I need to figure this out.

00:23:59Omar, how do you think you did?

00:24:01I think I did pretty good.

00:24:02I might have missed that.

00:24:03Yeah, I did great.

00:24:04I love it.

00:24:08KROQ.

00:24:09Klein Alley Show.

00:24:10Mornings on K-Rock.

00:24:12K-Rock.

00:24:12Yeah!

00:24:13K-Rock.

00:24:15Someone's about to get schooled right now.

00:24:17It's the dumb-off.

00:24:17It's the answer portion of the dumb-off.

00:24:19And once again, Allie is not happy with how things went, as is usually the case.

00:24:23No, you're not listening to a replay from last year or the year before.

00:24:25Well, because half of these questions are, you have seven daughters, you have six white

00:24:29socks, you have two coins.

00:24:31Who has all this crap?

00:24:32I would imagine that most people listening have six socks and a couple of coins.

00:24:37But okay, if that's the problem you have with this dumb-off.

00:24:43Well, because it's just all give away, take away, the way it's worded.

00:24:46If Allie wins the dumb-off this year, she will officially have her shirt retired and

00:24:50hanging in the rafters at K-Rock.

00:24:52No, because I only won once, really.

00:24:54No one will be able to beat her, and that's incredible.

00:24:57It will be the first shirt ever officially retired at K-Rock to hang up in the rafters.

00:25:01I mean, think of all the legends that have been through these halls.

00:25:03I mean, this shirt's about to be retired just because it's getting too small.

00:25:07Omar, do you feel like these were fair questions?

00:25:10Yes, and I have heard a couple of these before.

00:25:13And also, last night was kind of like, you know, kind of researching a little bit of

00:25:18these questions are designed how they're asked.

00:25:22They're designed to trick your brain to think a different way.

00:25:24But if you're intelligent, you will figure it out and take the logical way.

00:25:29That's right.

00:25:29That's one type of thinking, one type of smart.

00:25:32I am many times smart.

00:25:34You look up the answers earlier.

00:25:35Yeah.

00:25:36Let's go ahead and check some scores now, okay?

00:25:38Allie, you may have won this, although it's not to count yourself out just yet.

00:25:41First question.

00:25:42And by the way, a lot of people texting in the right answer, so clearly we have a very

00:25:45smart audience, regardless of what the goat line messages would indicate.

00:25:49Allie can't see the text line, right?

00:25:50No, I'd make sure.

00:25:52No.

00:25:52Okay.

00:25:52You have two coins totaling 30 cents.

00:25:54One of them is not a nickel.

00:25:56What are the coins, Allie?

00:25:58I put the coins are its mother.

00:26:04She's trying.

00:26:05I guess if you assume that every answer is mother, one of them will be right.

00:26:08Yeah.

00:26:08She didn't know there were lady coins, didn't you?

00:26:11Sexist.

00:26:11Omar, what did you put?

00:26:13One's a quarter and one's a nickel.

00:26:15That is correct.

00:26:17Okay.

00:26:17Because the quarter's not a nickel.

00:26:20What?

00:26:20Yeah, the answer to the question is one of them is not a nickel, and the quarter's not

00:26:24a nickel, and the other one is a nickel.

00:26:27Okay.

00:26:27That's another thing.

00:26:28It's like, it's worded funny or whatever.

00:26:30It's not worded funny.

00:26:32It's clear as day.

00:26:32Omar got it right.

00:26:33You're saying none of them are nickels.

00:26:36No, I didn't say none of them.

00:26:36That's what you're saying.

00:26:37He said one of them is a nickel.

00:26:39I said one of them is not a nickel.

00:26:40Okay, whatever, you stupid ass.

00:26:43That's the next one.

00:26:45I'm not the one.

00:26:45I think my mother one should count.

00:26:47No.

00:26:48It's so far from the answer.

00:26:51A lot of people said, got the exact right answer on the text line.

00:26:54My other answer was two 15s from another country.

00:26:58Boy.

00:27:00All right, Omar's up one early.

00:27:01Question two.

00:27:02Dumb off, if you're just joining us.

00:27:04A man has seven daughters.

00:27:05Each daughter has one brother.

00:27:07How many children does the man have?

00:27:09Ali, what did you put?

00:27:10Fourteen.

00:27:12Oh, man.

00:27:13Oh, man.

00:27:14Jesus Christ.

00:27:15Omar, are the team?

00:27:16Seven daughters, and each daughter has a brother.

00:27:19So that's 14 kids.

00:27:21This is why the dumb off exists.

00:27:23Omar, what did you put?

00:27:24Ali, the seven daughters have one brother.

00:27:26So that's their brother, part of the children.

00:27:30That's eight.

00:27:31But Omar's right.

00:27:32They all share one brother.

00:27:34Oh, God.

00:27:35Okay.

00:27:36What's your problem with this one, Ali?

00:27:38Again, it's just how you're wording it.

00:27:41You're just wording it funny so that it's...

00:27:44This is pregnantist.

00:27:46It's pregnantist?

00:27:48Oh, my God.

00:27:49This isn't fair to me.

00:27:51Pregnantist.

00:27:51Do you understand?

00:27:52I also wrote, they're their mother.

00:27:56That's almost right.

00:27:58Question three.

00:28:01This was a question about the periodic table.

00:28:03No riddles here.

00:28:05What does B stand for on the periodic table?

00:28:06Ali?

00:28:07Boron.

00:28:09You calling Jake that or?

00:28:11You.

00:28:12Oh, thank you.

00:28:12Omar, what did you put?

00:28:14Yeah, I said Boron, too.

00:28:15Boron is right.

00:28:16Good job, guys.

00:28:17You're a Boron.

00:28:18Boron.

00:28:18You're proven to be one.

00:28:20You're about to be a record-breaking Boron.

00:28:22If you continue the score that you've got putting up.

00:28:24Notice I got that right because that was a legitimate question.

00:28:27And it's not just trickery words.

00:28:29B is their mother.

00:28:30You didn't put that?

00:28:31We had a question for.

00:28:33Twelve socks total.

00:28:34Back to the scrap.

00:28:35Six of them are black and six of them are white.

00:28:37How many socks would you have to grab in a completely dark room to ensure you have at least one

00:28:40pair of matching socks?

00:28:42Two.

00:28:43No.

00:28:43Two?

00:28:44What's wrong with you?

00:28:45You have to grab two socks for a pair.

00:28:46Ha-ha.

00:28:47Trick.

00:28:48Wrong.

00:28:49No.

00:28:49Omar, what's here?

00:28:50It's three.

00:28:50Three is right.

00:28:51Because you select one and it could be either white or black and then the second one could be either

00:28:57white or black.

00:28:58They're not going to match.

00:28:58But the third one is guaranteed to match one or the other.

00:29:01Omar's right.

00:29:01That's just basic reasoning right there.

00:29:04Do you not get this one either?

00:29:05I don't know why you would even have all those socks laying out in the first place.

00:29:08That's not a bad idea.

00:29:09Why do you just have like rows of socks around?

00:29:12Why is it all dark?

00:29:13Why don't you fold them together so you can just grab two socks?

00:29:17I'm just going to read some back-to-back text messages.

00:29:19Allie, stop acting like a prissy little bitch.

00:29:21Prissy?

00:29:22Meanwhile, someone else says, these are the types of questions that frustrate me so much.

00:29:26Right.

00:29:26I'm as mad as Allie is right now.

00:29:28So this is the different strokes for different folks.

00:29:31And if you're not doing well, then congratulations.

00:29:33You are Allie level dumb.

00:29:35As we go to question number five.

00:29:37And if you're keeping track, Omar has gotten every single one right so far.

00:29:41Yeah, so far so good.

00:29:42Yeah.

00:29:46Question number five.

00:29:47Put some socks on your stupid head.

00:29:48If you rearrange the letters in the word listen, you come up with another word that almost means the opposite.

00:29:55Almost.

00:29:55Allie, what did you put?

00:29:57Silent.

00:29:58Omar, what did you put?

00:29:59Silent.

00:30:00That is the correct answer.

00:30:01Good job.

00:30:02Silent.

00:30:03And we go to this next question.

00:30:063.15 is the time on the clock.

00:30:08What is the angle between the hands?

00:30:11Ha ha.

00:30:12Zero.

00:30:13That is wrong.

00:30:14Omar?

00:30:15Zero?

00:30:16What?

00:30:16It's 7.5 degrees.

00:30:187.5 degrees is right.

00:30:19What?

00:30:20Yeah.

00:30:213.15 means the 3 is there and the 15 is there.

00:30:24They're the same.

00:30:26Hmm?

00:30:26What?

00:30:273.

00:30:281, 2, 3.

00:30:2915.

00:30:31You got to look at a clock.

00:30:32What?

00:30:33It's 7.5 degrees is the difference because everything is, it's half of 15 degrees, which

00:30:39is what it would be because everything is based on a 90 degree, 180 degrees.

00:30:435, 10, 15.

00:30:44No, 7.5.

00:30:45No, that's wrong.

00:30:47It's not wrong.

00:30:47It's zero.

00:30:48It's not wrong.

00:30:49It's the answer.

00:30:49The angle is his mother.

00:30:51One.

00:30:51It's the right answer.

00:30:54What?

00:30:54Look at that clock right there on the wall.

00:30:56Three?

00:30:57Imagine if that was 3.15.

00:30:59The angle would be 7.5.

00:31:01No, it wouldn't.

00:31:02Yeah, it's fast.

00:31:02There would be zero.

00:31:03There would be pointed at the same place.

00:31:06This last question.

00:31:07Because the other hand moves, Allie.

00:31:11Not if it's 3.15.

00:31:12Through the hour.

00:31:13Yes, it does.

00:31:15Wait, it's 3.15.

00:31:16Is it not?

00:31:17Yeah.

00:31:18Yes.

00:31:18The three is there.

00:31:19Yes.

00:31:20That's the big hand.

00:31:21That's right.

00:31:22And then the little hand, or the longer hand, is pointed to the three because that's 15.

00:31:30What are we missing here?

00:31:31I mean, I'll explain.

00:31:32I thought it was 90 degrees.

00:31:34Do you want me to explain this to you?

00:31:35The angle between the clock and the 3.15 is exactly 7.5 degrees.

00:31:38While the minute hand points directly at the three, 90 degrees from the 12, the hour hand

00:31:43is moved a quarter of the way towards the four, resting at 97.5 degrees.

00:31:48That creates a 7.5 degree.

00:31:50The answer is 7.5.

00:31:51It's a tricky question.

00:31:52Because it's not exactly at a three.

00:31:53Right.

00:31:54For smart people, and Omar is a smart person.

00:31:56Because it's a little bit past the three.

00:31:57So, Omar gets that one as well.

00:31:59Also, my daughters have a protractor.

00:32:01Cool.

00:32:02So, you broke that out?

00:32:03Final question.

00:32:03I didn't, but yeah.

00:32:05If three cats...

00:32:07Now, Ali, you better get this one, or you're going to be thrown out of the lesbian community.

00:32:11And you have three cats, so already, Omar could argue this is a skewed question in

00:32:15your favor.

00:32:16If three cats catch three mice in three minutes, how many cats are needed to catch 100 mice

00:32:20in 100 minutes, Ali?

00:32:22Three.

00:32:23Omar?

00:32:24It'll take 100 cats.

00:32:28Okay.

00:32:30Finally, Ali gets one right.

00:32:32Boom.

00:32:33It is still three cats.

00:32:35Because the cats are averaging...

00:32:36Don't cat me, bitch.

00:32:37...a mouse a minute, and so the correct answer is it will take three cats still to catch 100

00:32:42mice in 100 minutes.

00:32:43So.

00:32:43So, at the end of it all, Omar still beats you.

00:32:46What?

00:32:46By a lot.

00:32:47By a lot.

00:32:48And you are moving on in the dumb-off, so...

00:32:50Well, how many did he get right?

00:32:52All of them except for one.

00:32:53All except one right.

00:32:54And you got almost all except one wrong.

00:32:56No, I got three right out of seven.

00:32:58Hey, by the way, Johnny, say hi to Ali again.

00:33:01You guys will be meeting again down the line in the dumb-off.

00:33:05Ali, we could just go ahead and throw this competition right out, man.

00:33:08I'm right there with you.

00:33:09All these were stupid-ass questions.

00:33:10I agree.

00:33:12Especially that, like, acute one where it's like 7.5, whatever the hell he said.

00:33:15I know.

00:33:15Shut up, right?

00:33:16Yeah.

00:33:16I was like, bro, somebody's cheating, man.

00:33:18Yeah, I know.

00:33:18Listen, don't be borons.

00:33:20They gotta be cheating.

00:33:21Couple of borons talking.

00:33:22Nerd joke.

00:33:23All right.

00:33:24No one likes someone who's smart.

00:33:26We gotta take a break.

00:33:29So, Ali, how do you feel your performance went today?

00:33:32Well, I'm just mad about the questions.

00:33:35I understand the 315 one.

00:33:37That was stupid of me.

00:33:38I should have thought about that a little better.

00:33:39What about the sock one?

00:33:40The sock one?

00:33:41That was easy.

00:33:43It's not easy.

00:33:44It's just...

00:33:45What about the children one with the seven daughters and...

00:33:48That's all wording.

00:33:49The wording ones I can't get, okay?

00:33:51So, I would like to request in the finals no wording weird ones.

00:33:55The real loser of the dumb-off is us for listening to this.

00:33:58Thank you for saying that.

00:33:59The periodic table question is trivia.

00:34:01That's not even reasoning.

00:34:02Ali is hilarious.

00:34:03Instead of guessing the two coins are foreign, she decides that they're some sort of a 15-cent

00:34:10coin that exists in other countries.

00:34:12Anyway, there's a lot of, as always, heated controversy all over the place today.

00:34:16But the good news is we're back in a moment.

00:34:18The dumb-off is over for today.

00:34:20And when we return, we have news.

00:34:21But then we have your tickets.

00:34:22Listen to this.

00:34:23This weekend, Brookside at the Rose Bowl.

00:34:25Just like heaven.

00:34:25Take two tickets.

00:34:26Throw them on the ground.

00:34:27One has a sister.

00:34:28How many tickets do you have?

00:34:29Oh, there actually is a 15-cent coin.

00:34:31See?

00:34:31You have two tickets coming up.

00:34:33And there's no riddle there.

00:34:34They'll be yours.

00:34:35And that's all next.

00:34:37KROQ.

00:34:38Flying Alley Show.

00:34:39Mornings on K-Rock.

00:34:40K-Rock.

00:34:41Yeah!

00:34:42K-Rock.

00:34:43Alley's been pondering these questions.

00:34:46She will be delivering in a moment for another round of the dumb-off.

00:34:49Well, the dumb-off.

00:34:52I'm a do-do-do-do-do.

00:34:54I'm a nurse.

00:34:56All right.

00:34:57Get your pencils out, I guess.

00:34:59Vanessa, do you have a pencil?

00:35:00I got a pen.

00:35:02All right.

00:35:02Because no mistakes.

00:35:03Just kidding.

00:35:04Vanessa's very concerned about the dumb-off.

00:35:06I think that's Vanessa's biggest fear in life is being considered dumb.

00:35:10Because she's not dumb.

00:35:12I'm just bad at spelling.

00:35:13About spelling and speaking.

00:35:17Both of you kind of are.

00:35:19Right.

00:35:19Doesn't mean we're dumb.

00:35:20It just means we're different.

00:35:22Apparently, Klein doesn't know his colors, according to the text line.

00:35:24All right.

00:35:25Well, we all have our problems.

00:35:26I will tell you, there are no color questions.

00:35:29Thank God.

00:35:30I could have asked, what is the shirt's color?

00:35:34It would have been a really tough thing.

00:35:35It looks like a gray-blue.

00:35:37Well, as someone pointed out, I love your Lakers shirt, Klein, but where's the logo?

00:35:41It's not a Lakers shirt.

00:35:43It's a goddamn blue Dodgers shirt.

00:35:45Regardless, it doesn't matter.

00:35:47Ali's got seven questions here.

00:35:49Rules of the dumb-off remain the same.

00:35:51We'll write down our answers.

00:35:53Get through the question portion of it.

00:35:55Play a song.

00:35:55Come back with answers.

00:35:56Let's see if you're smarter than we are.

00:35:58Whenever you're ready to kick off this round of the dumb-off.

00:36:01All right.

00:36:01You ready?

00:36:02Yes.

00:36:02Okay, question one.

00:36:04Two brothers are on a road trip.

00:36:07Brothers or brothers?

00:36:09Brothers.

00:36:10One of them gets diarrhea.

00:36:13Spell diarrhea.

00:36:15Oh, my gosh.

00:36:17Great question, Ali.

00:36:18I was waiting for a spelling one.

00:36:20This is great.

00:36:21Okay.

00:36:23Question number two.

00:36:25If you have three...

00:36:26Is that my way to move on?

00:36:28Yeah.

00:36:29If you have three, you have three.

00:36:32If you have two, you have two.

00:36:35But if you have one, you have none.

00:36:38What am I?

00:36:41What?

00:36:42Stupid crap.

00:36:43One more time, please.

00:36:44If you have three, you have three.

00:36:46If you have two, you have two.

00:36:48But if you have one, you have none.

00:36:51What is it?

00:36:52Or what am I?

00:36:53I'm going to change the question now.

00:36:55Either one works.

00:36:56What am I?

00:36:57A burly lesbian asking dumb questions.

00:36:59That's what you are.

00:36:59Fine.

00:37:00What is it?

00:37:00Stupid crap.

00:37:02Question number three.

00:37:04Assholes.

00:37:05This traditional Colombian dish often contains a mix of beans, rice, arepa, chorizo, plantain,

00:37:11chicharron, avocado, and beef.

00:37:13Hold on.

00:37:14Hold on.

00:37:14I know this one.

00:37:15This is not dumb off stuff.

00:37:18That was question three.

00:37:19This is common knowledge about culture, which is part of intelligence.

00:37:23Say the question one more time, please.

00:37:24This traditional Colombian dish often contains a mix of beans, rice, arepa, chorizo, plantain,

00:37:30chicharron, avocado, and beef.

00:37:33Same answer as question one.

00:37:34Diarrhea.

00:37:35No, mames.

00:37:36You're not wrong.

00:37:37I know.

00:37:38I know.

00:37:38I'm writing that again.

00:37:40Giving that answer twice.

00:37:41This is BS.

00:37:42And you're giving Vanessa questions that she knows.

00:37:44I would never do this with a dumbass.

00:37:45Question four.

00:37:47A box is five inches long, two inches wide, and three inches high.

00:37:53Ah!

00:37:54What is the volume of the box?

00:37:57Three, two, what?

00:37:59This box is five inches long, two inches wide, and three inches high.

00:38:06What is the volume of the box?

00:38:10Question number five.

00:38:14Four girls are in line to buy smoothies.

00:38:18Lacey is behind Stacey, but not last.

00:38:22Casey is in front of Macy.

00:38:25Stacey is directly behind Casey.

00:38:27Who is at the end of the line?

00:38:29I need to see this visually.

00:38:31I'll repeat the question.

00:38:32That's an easy one.

00:38:33Four girls are in line to buy smoothies.

00:38:35That's not about Colombian beans.

00:38:36I got that one.

00:38:37Spot on.

00:38:37Lacey is behind Stacey, but not last.

00:38:39Casey is in front of Macy.

00:38:41Stacey is directly behind Casey.

00:38:44Who is at the end of the line?

00:38:46There is no line.

00:38:47That line is going to get snorted up by Vanessa.

00:38:49That's the answer.

00:38:52And then finally, mark, shelf, end, and worm can all be added to the end of which word

00:38:58to make four different compound words?

00:39:01Sorry.

00:39:02One more time.

00:39:03That's an easy one.

00:39:04I was done.

00:39:04Hold on.

00:39:05You're only giving us six questions?

00:39:06Hmm?

00:39:07Is that six questions?

00:39:09Where am I?

00:39:09You don't even...

00:39:09Oh, my God.

00:39:12Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:39:13No, I'm sorry.

00:39:13I'm sorry.

00:39:13I skipped over one.

00:39:14Yeah, that was question six.

00:39:15You're going to win again.

00:39:16You're going to win this round.

00:39:18All right.

00:39:18Mark, shelf, end, and worm can all be added to the end of which word to make four different

00:39:24compound words?

00:39:25Easy.

00:39:26Okay.

00:39:26What?

00:39:26Easy.

00:39:27Just write it down, Vanessa.

00:39:28I'm moving on.

00:39:29Mark, shelf, end, and worm?

00:39:30Yeah.

00:39:33Mark, shelf, end, and worm can all be added to the end of which word to make four different

00:39:38compound words.

00:39:38Your final question.

00:39:39No, I had many options here.

00:39:41I skipped one.

00:39:42Jesus Christ.

00:39:42Your final question.

00:39:44Jesus.

00:39:44In which play does the following line appear?

00:39:48Oh, it doesn't matter.

00:39:48A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

00:39:51A rose by any other thorn.

00:39:54Oh, really?

00:39:55Are you correcting me?

00:39:57A rose by any other name would smell as sweet.

00:40:00In which play does that line appear?

00:40:03Jesus.

00:40:03Those are your questions.

00:40:05You know, I'm still trying to figure out how to spill diarrhea.

00:40:08Okay.

00:40:09Well, we're going to play the song.

00:40:10We'll come back with the answers.

00:40:11How do you feel you did?

00:40:13Well, there's a couple.

00:40:14I have blanks still.

00:40:14Okay.

00:40:15Two and three, primarily.

00:40:18But I think I did all right.

00:40:19Vanessa seems more...

00:40:20How do you feel, Vanessa?

00:40:21I definitely got three wrong.

00:40:23But you gave her some softballs.

00:40:25So we'll come back with the answers in a moment.

00:40:27It's the dumb off.

00:40:28Testing intelligence, we think.

00:40:31And we come back with the answers next.

00:40:33How do you think you did?

00:40:35Results after this on KROQ.

00:40:39Klein Alley Show.

00:40:42KROQ.

00:40:43Oh, man.

00:40:44There's a lot of stuff going on behind the scenes here at KROQ as we try to get to the

00:40:47conclusion of round three of the dumb off.

00:40:51The dumb off.

00:40:56I mean, I know I didn't do great, but I hope I did better than Vanessa so I don't have

00:41:00to move on and deal with this again.

00:41:01But Vanessa's got...

00:41:03Wow, you got so much stuff written down on your page.

00:41:05Man, oh, man.

00:41:07All right.

00:41:08Alley, whenever you're ready to take us through the question and answer round, it's the dumb

00:41:12off.

00:41:13It was Vanessa versus me today to figure out who on the show is the dumbest and who will

00:41:16be moving forward to battle Alley and Johnny in another round of dumb.

00:41:20Yeah, I mean, day one, it was a close battle between Johnny and Jake.

00:41:24Yesterday, it was a not-so-close battle between me and Omar.

00:41:27A lot of people wondering why a finalist in the dumb off is coming up with the questions

00:41:31for the dumb off.

00:41:32Great.

00:41:32But that's besides the point.

00:41:33Can't even count to seven, we learned.

00:41:35So, whenever you're ready, let's go ahead and break down these answers.

00:41:38Question number one.

00:41:39Two brothers are on a road trip.

00:41:40One of them gets diarrhea.

00:41:42Spell diarrhea.

00:41:44Klein, would you like to go first?

00:41:45It's a trick question because no one knows how to spell diarrhea.

00:41:48And that's kind of the standard thing, but I mean, I have a D-I-A-H.

00:41:56There's an H in there somewhere.

00:41:58Yeah.

00:41:58D-I-A-H-A-R-E-E-E-E-E.

00:42:05There's no way you think that's how it's spelled.

00:42:08Come on, give me a real answer.

00:42:09That's what I wrote down.

00:42:10You think there's seven E's in diarrhea?

00:42:12D-I-A-H-R-E-E-E-E-A-H.

00:42:18Okay.

00:42:18I'm not even going to write the rest of that down.

00:42:20Vanessa, what did you write?

00:42:21D-I-A-H-E-R-I-A.

00:42:25Diarrhea.

00:42:27Okay.

00:42:27Neither of you correct.

00:42:28No one knows how to spell it.

00:42:29That's the right answer.

00:42:30So many possibilities.

00:42:32Vanessa spelled diharia.

00:42:34Okay.

00:42:35And you spell diharia.

00:42:37Yeah.

00:42:37Well, whoever knows what it is.

00:42:39It is D-I-A-R-R-H-E-A.

00:42:44Diarrhea.

00:42:46Question number two.

00:42:49If you have three, you have three.

00:42:52If you have two, you have two.

00:42:53If you have one, you have one.

00:42:54What is it?

00:42:55This is question two.

00:42:56We'll start with you, Vanessa.

00:42:58What did you write down?

00:42:59A circle?

00:43:02Where'd you come up with that?

00:43:03I don't know.

00:43:03So, you got three, you got three, you got two, you got two, you have one, you have none.

00:43:08Oh, I see what you're doing because it's a zero.

00:43:11Yeah, so instead of saying zero, I put a circle.

00:43:14Yeah, not correct, but an interesting answer.

00:43:17What did you write down, Klein?

00:43:19I said an ex.

00:43:21An ex?

00:43:22Like an ex-wife or an ex-girlfriend.

00:43:25Oh, you're trying to be funny?

00:43:26No, I'm not trying to be funny.

00:43:27I was thinking to myself, if you have one, you have none.

00:43:30If you have one ex, then you have no exes?

00:43:32Well, then you have no exes.

00:43:34Then you have one ex.

00:43:34You don't be going by yourself.

00:43:36You have nothing there.

00:43:37I know this is like a stupid thing.

00:43:39Doesn't it make you mad?

00:43:40Yeah, it's annoying.

00:43:40Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?

00:43:41It's more than anything else that's annoying.

00:43:42All right, the answer was choice.

00:43:47Wow.

00:43:48If you have three choices, you have three choices.

00:43:50If you have two choices, you have two choices, but you have one choice, you really don't have any.

00:43:53You have no choice.

00:43:54Okay, I see you now.

00:43:56That is such a stat.

00:43:57Isn't it so stupid?

00:43:58Boo!

00:43:59Like, that's not even...

00:44:00All right, no one's gotten anything right so far.

00:44:03This is where I'm going to be right.

00:44:04Question three.

00:44:04This traditional Colombian dish often contains a mix of beans, rice, arepa, chorizo, plantain,

00:44:09chicharron, avocado, and beef.

00:44:11Delicious.

00:44:12D-I-A-H-R-E-E-A.

00:44:15I wrote that as well.

00:44:16That's still spelled wrong again.

00:44:17Bendeja stew or something like that.

00:44:19Oh my God, you got it half right.

00:44:22It's bandeja paisa.

00:44:24Okay.

00:44:25I'm going to give both of you the point.

00:44:27What?

00:44:27The fact that you got bandeja...

00:44:29That's crazy, bro.

00:44:30That is crazy.

00:44:31Because Vanessa's talked about it a lot.

00:44:33It's delicious.

00:44:33It's annoying how much she talks about it.

00:44:35Okay.

00:44:36I'm impressed.

00:44:37And also, doesn't that sound like a word we're not allowed to say?

00:44:40Yeah, paisa I thought was a bad...

00:44:42No, everything in America is that.

00:44:44No, no.

00:44:45Bendeja paisa is good.

00:44:46Bendeja sounds very similar to a word we're not allowed to say.

00:44:49Bendeja?

00:44:50Yeah, a word that we can't say with an O at the end.

00:44:52We can say that.

00:44:53That one we can say.

00:44:54It's just stupid.

00:44:54Okay.

00:44:54That me.

00:44:55Okay.

00:44:56Question number four.

00:44:58What is the volume of a box that is five inches long, two inches wide, and three inches high?

00:45:03Oh, two?

00:45:04Oops.

00:45:04What'd you put, Vanessa?

00:45:05Wait.

00:45:06Five, two, and three?

00:45:08That messes up.

00:45:09This is different.

00:45:10My answer is different.

00:45:11Hold on.

00:45:1330.

00:45:14Okay.

00:45:15I have 30 as well.

00:45:16You both got that right.

00:45:17Yeah.

00:45:18Great job.

00:45:19What did you have originally?

00:45:20I didn't think you were allowed to change answers.

00:45:22No, sorry.

00:45:23It's because I thought I heard three twice, but it was because I had a lot of writing, so

00:45:26if it was a three, it would have been four and five.

00:45:28Yeah, you multiply the length by the width by the height, and that is how you get the volume.

00:45:32Good job.

00:45:33All right, question five.

00:45:34Four girls are in line to buy smoothies.

00:45:36Lacey's behind Stacey, but not last.

00:45:38Casey is in front of Macy, and Stacey is directly behind Casey, who is at the end of the line.

00:45:44I have Macy written down as the last person.

00:45:46Oh, my gosh.

00:45:46Macy question mark?

00:45:48Is that right?

00:45:49Yeah.

00:45:50You both got it right.

00:45:51We're geniuses.

00:45:52We are effing geniuses.

00:45:52You guys are doing great.

00:45:54See, this is what happens when you apply yourself.

00:45:57The next one.

00:45:58This one is where I feel.

00:45:59Question number six.

00:46:00Mark, shelf, end, and worm can all be added to the end of which word to make four different

00:46:04compound words?

00:46:05Klein, what did you write down?

00:46:06Book.

00:46:08Vanessa, what did you write down?

00:46:10Well, I have letters.

00:46:13M-S-N-W, which I think you can write message.

00:46:21What?

00:46:22You think you can write message?

00:46:23I know you can, but I don't know.

00:46:25What the hell does that mean?

00:46:27What are you saying?

00:46:28M-S-N-W.

00:46:29This is like Da Vinci Code stuff over here.

00:46:30M-S-N-W.

00:46:32You're a curse.

00:46:33You said man, shelf, and nine and eight.

00:46:37She said add a word to all those other words.

00:46:39I didn't say man, shelf.

00:46:41You didn't say man?

00:46:43No.

00:46:43What did you say?

00:46:44Mark.

00:46:45Mark.

00:46:46Okay, mark, M.

00:46:47Yeah, bookmark.

00:46:49Oh, my goodness.

00:46:50Bookshelf, bookworm.

00:46:52Bookshelf, bookend, bookworm.

00:46:54Okay.

00:46:55Oh, Vanessa.

00:46:56You could be squeezing into the finals of the dumb-off.

00:46:58Okay, so now Klein is one ahead with the final question.

00:47:02In which play does the following line appear a rose by any other name with smell of sweets?

00:47:07We'll start with you, Vanessa.

00:47:08I don't know, but I'm thinking Romeo and Juliet.

00:47:10Okay.

00:47:11That's what I put, too.

00:47:12Did you?

00:47:13Or did you look at my paper?

00:47:16Oh, I didn't see you wrote that.

00:47:17Klein, are you cheating?

00:47:18First of all, I think Vanessa's cheating because she did not spell Romeo right.

00:47:22Check her paper, please.

00:47:23This is not a spelling test.

00:47:24I put Rome, but I know what I meant.

00:47:25She put Rome and Juliet.

00:47:27Shakespeare.

00:47:28Rome and Juliet.

00:47:28Rome isn't everything now, isn't it?

00:47:30I have Shakespeare.

00:47:32And then I wrote, well, I wrote down...

00:47:34Let me see your paper.

00:47:36I wrote down Death of a Salesman, but that was my first thing, and then I changed it to

00:47:40Shakespeare, but Romeo and Juliet was the stupid play.

00:47:44Is that not right?

00:47:45It is right, but I'm now questioning whether or not you got...

00:47:50Yeah.

00:47:50And then I wrote...

00:47:51And you wrote Death of...

00:47:52See, now I can't even...

00:47:54I can't read what you wrote.

00:47:55So give her the point on that one.

00:47:55I'll give the tie.

00:47:56Fine.

00:47:56I won't take that one, then.

00:47:57All right.

00:47:58Rome and Juliet.

00:47:59That's even dumber than...

00:48:00Rome is way off, bro.

00:48:01I forgot the O, but I know what I meant.

00:48:04When you said play, I started writing Death of a Salesman.

00:48:07Then I realized you were going to do that stupid Shakespeare talk, and I put Shakespeare...

00:48:10If you both get this right, then Vanessa is moving on to the next round.

00:48:15Well, let's say I got this wrong.

00:48:17Then it's a tie?

00:48:18Then it would be a tie.

00:48:19Yeah.

00:48:20Tiebreaker.

00:48:20You wrote down Macy?

00:48:22Yes, dude.

00:48:23She wrote down Macy.

00:48:24Book, Bendejo, Stu, Ghost, Diarrhea, you got the...

00:48:28No one got the point on that.

00:48:29So do you have a tiebreaker question, Alec?

00:48:31I do.

00:48:32It should be spelling.

00:48:32I do.

00:48:33Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:48:34It should be spelling, since that's not our forte.

00:48:37Passengers usually start to board their flights one hour before the scheduled takeoff time.

00:48:42The gate will be closed 15 minutes before takeoff time.

00:48:46Jack's plane is scheduled to take off at 12.05.

00:48:49If he arrives at the gate at 12.10, can he board the flight?

00:48:55One, two, three?

00:48:57Is this a yes or no?

00:48:59Huh?

00:49:00Is this a yes or no?

00:49:01Yes.

00:49:03One, two, three.

00:49:08Klein, one, two, three.

00:49:10Well, I mean, look, the obvious is...

00:49:11No, but I'm wondering if we shouldn't say AM or PM, so this could be one of those...

00:49:14Ah!

00:49:15So, I'm going to say yes.

00:49:17Oh, man.

00:49:18What do you say, Vanessa?

00:49:21I don't know.

00:49:25He missed a flight.

00:49:26You're not getting in, buddy.

00:49:28The answer is...

00:49:31Wait, what did I say?

00:49:32Oh, Jesus Christ, Alec.

00:49:34God damn it.

00:49:35It's unbelievable.

00:49:36Hold on a minute.

00:49:37I think everything you said is wrong about this question.

00:49:40I may have paraphrased the question.

00:49:42Oh, my God.

00:49:44Alec, congratulations.

00:49:45You're moving on.

00:49:46Somehow you've lost this round of the dumb-off.

00:49:48It's K-Rock.

00:49:49Klein, Ali.

00:49:57Many people are asking if the finals of the dumb-off are happening today, and the answer

00:50:01is they are not.

00:50:01They're going to happen tomorrow, the last day of the week.

00:50:04However, we now are in a situation where we have three people heading to the finals.

00:50:08So, once again, as expected, it's Johnny and Ali, because it seems to be they're always

00:50:12in the dumb-off finals.

00:50:14Vanessa and I had an interesting back-and-forth battle, and after everything was looked at

00:50:18and all the answers were listened to again and everything was reviewed, Vanessa is technically

00:50:24in the finals as well, which means you're down to three people in the finals of the dumb-off,

00:50:27Vanessa, Johnny, and Ali.

00:50:29And I did have one elimination question that we could ask right now to eliminate one of

00:50:33you from having to go to the finals.

00:50:35By the way, I think that it was kind of a wash, but on paper, Vanessa was the one to

00:50:41move on, but also I think nobody wanted me to write questions anymore.

00:50:45Yeah, that was really what, that's really what pushed us over the edge.

00:50:48That's really what had you not moving on, so that you could take the questions back over

00:50:52again.

00:50:52Thank you, everyone.

00:50:53In fact, there was so much heat about this, and some guy is really attacking you, Ali,

00:50:58as a person.

00:50:59Oh, sure.

00:51:00Go for it.

00:51:00Hey, guys, I'm listening to the podcast.

00:51:03Ali is such a whiny little bitch.

00:51:06Oh.

00:51:06Making those questions up for Klein, being unfair, giving Vanessa a softball.

00:51:12Come on.

00:51:13I know if Klein gives all those riddles.

00:51:15One thing he does not do is give an advantage to the other person.

00:51:19That's right.

00:51:20Ali, you're being a real bandera.

00:51:23Yeah.

00:51:23Yeah, fair is fair.

00:51:24And this man called you a slur in another language.

00:51:28Yeah, and you may have not given one-sided questions this time, but you do so most other

00:51:32times.

00:51:34So, here's what we can do right now.

00:51:35We can eliminate one of you from traveling to the finals.

00:51:38I mean, you guys are all one step away from wearing the sash of stupidity, which will

00:51:41be your official outfit at the Endless Summer Kegger.

00:51:43Embarrassing to walk around with a sash that says, Biggest Dummy on it.

00:51:47You've worn it before.

00:51:48It fits you well.

00:51:48I think it was custom fit for you.

00:51:50Johnny's worn it.

00:51:51It's a little tight on him.

00:51:52Once again, we've said if Ali loses again this year or wins the dumb-off, she will have

00:51:56her jersey retired into the rafters here at K-Rock, because that's how good she is.

00:52:00You keep saying that, but Johnny has won more than me.

00:52:03Yeah, but it's much more rare to retire.

00:52:07I was at a WNBA Sparks game, and they only have like three or four jerseys up in the rafters

00:52:11for the Sparks players.

00:52:12You know how many Lakers jerseys they have up there?

00:52:14Tons.

00:52:14Okay.

00:52:14It's very rare to have a woman's jersey retired.

00:52:16Oh, so it's because I'm a woman?

00:52:18That's right.

00:52:18I've got it.

00:52:19So I will give you Johnny, Vanessa.

00:52:22Yeah, let's do it.

00:52:23You guys ready for one question now?

00:52:24Yes, let's do it.

00:52:26Okay.

00:52:26This will eliminate one of you from having to compete tomorrow.

00:52:29What if we all get it wrong?

00:52:31Then you're all going to be competing tomorrow.

00:52:35If you face north right now.

00:52:37Oh, God, shut up.

00:52:39I'm out.

00:52:40I'll just go to the finals.

00:52:41Come on.

00:52:42I haven't said anything.

00:52:43I've said nothing.

00:52:45You're facing north.

00:52:45I don't know where north is.

00:52:47It doesn't matter.

00:52:48You're facing north.

00:52:49Okay.

00:52:50You turn right, and then you turn right again, and then you turn left.

00:52:57Which direction are you now facing?

00:52:59Okay.

00:53:00Right?

00:53:00Right, left?

00:53:01Yep.

00:53:02Okay.

00:53:02Simple.

00:53:03Write down your answers.

00:53:04Let's figure out right now, once and for all, who's going to the finals of the dumb-off.

00:53:09Allie said after she heard the word north, that's it.

00:53:11I'm going to the finals.

00:53:11Forget this.

00:53:13And how far right are you turning?

00:53:15That doesn't matter.

00:53:16It kind of does.

00:53:17It does not matter, Jake, for the purpose of this question.

00:53:20You assume that everything is a...

00:53:21You're traveling north.

00:53:23You're facing north.

00:53:25You turn right.

00:53:26Oh, you're facing north.

00:53:28I'm facing.

00:53:29Shut your face, you stupid face.

00:53:31I got you.

00:53:32The face is the mother.

00:53:33You're facing north.

00:53:34The face is my mother.

00:53:35You turn right.

00:53:37Then you turn right again.

00:53:38Then you turn left.

00:53:39Which direction are you now facing?

00:53:40Okay.

00:53:41Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:53:42Say it.

00:53:43You're facing north.

00:53:45You're facing north.

00:53:46Omar, is this tricky at all?

00:53:47I bet you almost got the answer already figured out.

00:53:49I think I have it, but I'm not certain.

00:53:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:53:52You turn right.

00:53:52Yeah.

00:53:54Then you turn right again.

00:53:55That's right.

00:53:56Then you turn left.

00:53:57That's right.

00:53:57Okay.

00:53:58Everyone have an answer?

00:54:00Yeah.

00:54:00Yes.

00:54:01Okay.

00:54:02Johnny, what did you write down?

00:54:04I'm going to go third.

00:54:07Cool.

00:54:07Moving on.

00:54:08Is it third?

00:54:09Let the girls go first.

00:54:10Ladies first.

00:54:10Then I'll get my answer.

00:54:11I thought that was his answer.

00:54:12It was third.

00:54:13No, I said.

00:54:13No, we have to make sure you guys aren't cheating back there.

00:54:15I need your answer.

00:54:15I don't know.

00:54:16You're not cheating.

00:54:16I'm ready.

00:54:17I'm looking at her, and I need your answer.

00:54:19I can see Vanessa.

00:54:20What's your answer?

00:54:21Just say you're right.

00:54:21I'm not going to say you're right or wrong yet.

00:54:22What's your answer?

00:54:23I put east.

00:54:24Vanessa?

00:54:25I put Wes.

00:54:26Allie?

00:54:29East.

00:54:30Hmm.

00:54:30Oh, man.

00:54:31Am I right, Klein?

00:54:32Two east, one west?

00:54:34It's probably going to be something stupid like, well, you're still facing north, so you're

00:54:38still north.

00:54:38Well, and how right are you turning?

00:54:39Are you turning two faces right?

00:54:41That's what Jake asked.

00:54:41Two faces right?

00:54:42I'm proud to say.

00:54:48What?

00:54:49Oh, my God.

00:54:49That Vanessa is very wrong.

00:54:51Okay.

00:54:51Let's start with that.

00:54:52So she's going on.

00:54:53Oh, man.

00:54:53Okay.

00:54:56Back to work.

00:54:58You and Johnny have tied with an answer.

00:55:03Okay.

00:55:03So now what?

00:55:04That is the right answer.

00:55:06Okay.

00:55:06But we can't have a finals of the dumb-off with just one person.

00:55:11So we're back to three.

00:55:12So then this is what I'm talking about.

00:55:14Oh, so I guess Allie and I are out.

00:55:15So we're good then.

00:55:15No, no, no.

00:55:16Congrats, Vanessa.

00:55:17Because Vanessa can't compete against herself.

00:55:19You and Johnny, since it's a tie.

00:55:22This is what I'm saying.

00:55:24Why are we doing this?

00:55:25Why are we doing this?

00:55:26You just got more content out of it right now.

00:55:28You just won the dumb-off.

00:55:30The question that's if we both get it right, then there's nobody eliminated.

00:55:33Now, you quote said in your quote, North, forget it.

00:55:36I'm going to the finals.

00:55:38She did say that, actually.

00:55:39Yeah.

00:55:41She said, North, shut up.

00:55:43She yelled at a direction.

00:55:45A general direction.

00:55:47What did North ever do to you?

00:55:48And I know that in the Civil War, Allie was a big fan of the South.

00:55:51No.

00:55:51But in this particular case, we've got to take a break.

00:55:54When we get back, we have news to get to.

00:55:57The dumb-off, that was just a tease for what tomorrow will be like.

00:56:00So nothing's been decided.

00:56:01We've decided nothing.

00:56:01Yet again, a giant waste of time.

00:56:03There's the theme.

00:56:11This is, I believe, the third or fourth annual dumb-off that we've done here at K-Rock.

00:56:14And as I said earlier, it's the fourth annual inaugural dumb-off, which is a pretty dumb thing to say,

00:56:20but that doesn't stop us from saying it anyway.

00:56:22We've got three contestants that have made their way to the finals because they represent the best and the worst

00:56:28of humanity.

00:56:29Allie is, she's, I don't know.

00:56:31I'm what?

00:56:32What am I?

00:56:33Well, I just want to say that going into the competition, Allie's pregnant.

00:56:36She's got a pregnancy brain.

00:56:37Vanessa's sick.

00:56:38She's got sick brain.

00:56:39And Johnny's Johnny.

00:56:40I got no brain.

00:56:42That's right.

00:56:42So we've got the Sash of Stupidity has been brought to the K-Rock studios.

00:56:45If you don't believe us, this is happening in real time.

00:56:47You can watch their brains buckle under pressure if you want to watch on YouTube.

00:56:51We're streaming there now as well.

00:56:52There's Allie holding the sash up.

00:56:54She's worn that sash before.

00:56:55That's the big dummy sash.

00:56:56Years ago, it was Allie and Johnny who had to share the sash, wear it together when they tied in

00:57:02the finals.

00:57:02And we have not had a tie since, but there's a lot on the line here.

00:57:06I mean, no one wants to be the dumbest on the show, right?

00:57:09There's nothing wrong with it.

00:57:10I mean, you guys made me that guy, so we didn't make you that guy, Johnny.

00:57:16Yeah, you did.

00:57:17It's the role you were born to play.

00:57:18So we have questions here.

00:57:20We'll get into it in a moment.

00:57:21But right now, let's go ahead and meet the contestants in the finals of the Dumb Off.

00:57:26Welcome to the 2026 Dumb Off Finals.

00:57:31Contestant number one, they are so dumb.

00:57:34They have a prescription for a helmet and don't even know what the word prescription means.

00:57:40They have been challenged by stamps, fellatio salad, and basic 11 a.m. start times.

00:57:47Please welcome a two-time Dumb Off champion, Gay Leno, a.k.a. Postmaster Dummy.

00:57:56Johnny, congratulations.

00:57:58You made it here.

00:57:59Beautiful intro.

00:58:00How are you feeling?

00:58:01Anything you want to say before you compete in the Dumb Off Finals?

00:58:03Yeah, what does the 11 a.m. intro mean?

00:58:06When we talked about how our meetings start at 11 a.m.

00:58:11You guys don't even come in at 11 a.m.

00:58:12You needed to be there at 11 a.m.

00:58:13You guys are still in the studio.

00:58:14And you said, I don't know what that means.

00:58:16And we said, it means be here at 11.

00:58:17You're like, I don't understand what you guys are saying.

00:58:19And then you were like, I feel like we keep talking about this.

00:58:22That was a difficult thing for you, but Johnny had a hard time figuring it out.

00:58:26We now say hi to our second contestant in the Dumb Off.

00:58:29Please welcome contestant number two.

00:58:31Contestant number two.

00:58:33English is not her first, second, or third language.

00:58:38She claims she's not dumb and actually one of the smartest kids in her class.

00:58:43She is four feet four inches of pure Colombian cocaine and chicken.

00:58:49And she once pooped her pants and didn't have underwear.

00:58:54Please welcome former NASA employee and former Chuck E. Cheese mouse, producer Vanessa.

00:59:02Vanessa.

00:59:03I did have underwear on.

00:59:05What's that?

00:59:06I did have underwear.

00:59:07Oh, you did?

00:59:08I did.

00:59:10Well, then why did you say you did it?

00:59:12Redo the whole intro.

00:59:14I didn't realize.

00:59:16That's the only thing you have a gripe about?

00:59:18Because the other ones are ridiculous.

00:59:21Well, but the other ones are true.

00:59:22You did work in NASA.

00:59:24I'm not 4-4.

00:59:25Oh, you're not?

00:59:26And I speak two languages.

00:59:28Yeah.

00:59:28So I'm the smartest one, actually.

00:59:30All right.

00:59:31But this one's true.

00:59:32I pooped my pants and I don't have underwear.

00:59:34Yeah, that's you saying.

00:59:35I don't understand when that happened.

00:59:38Well, you said it.

00:59:38You don't understand your own statement?

00:59:40What did I say this?

00:59:41That's when you got really drunk and you said you pooped your pants and then you said you didn't have

00:59:45underwear.

00:59:45Yeah.

00:59:46And back in 2023.

00:59:47People are sitting in their cars now, not going into my job today until I hear this dumb off.

00:59:52I'm so excited.

00:59:52This is exciting.

00:59:53I haven't been excited since the Seinfeld finale, someone claims.

00:59:56Man, that's exciting.

00:59:57We can't get caught up in the intros.

00:59:59We've got to move forward.

01:00:00Yeah, come on, man.

01:00:00Moving on.

01:00:01We have one final intro because we do have one final contestant and it's come down to three people.

01:00:05You've met Vanessa.

01:00:06You've met Johnny.

01:00:07And now let's meet contestant number three.

01:00:10Contestant number three.

01:00:11She once got trapped in her underwear while trying to pull it over her head.

01:00:16No.

01:00:16Years earlier, she got stuck in a hula hoop and had to be rescued by the fire department.

01:00:22That's not true.

01:00:22She claims that she's not dumb and the rest of us are just a bunch of stupid assholes.

01:00:28She is a three-time dumb off finalist.

01:00:31I know.

01:00:31And a gross-off winner and the meanest on the show.

01:00:34Please welcome the cankle queen, Allie Johnson.

01:00:38What a nice...

01:00:41It's funny because Allie's offended but also proud that she's got so many titles.

01:00:45I mean...

01:00:45These are your contestants that will be battling out in the dumb off.

01:00:49Please, everyone, get your paper out.

01:00:51Get your pens ready.

01:00:53And without any further ado or intros, it's time now for the dumb off final.

01:00:59The dumb off.

01:01:00The dumb off.

01:01:01I'm a do-do-do-do-do.

01:01:04I'm a do-do-do-do.

01:01:05All right.

01:01:06Here we go.

01:01:06Write down your answers.

01:01:07Question number one.

01:01:09What is an antonym of scarce?

01:01:12What is an antonym of scarce?

01:01:17Johnny's writing.

01:01:19Vanessa is starting.

01:01:21I wrote.

01:01:21Probably Googling.

01:01:23I'm not Googling.

01:01:24You Googling back there?

01:01:24There was a lot of people that speculated that yesterday during the tiebreaker question,

01:01:28Johnny was on his phone.

01:01:30To answer that question, they saw it happen on YouTube Live.

01:01:32So everyone on YouTube was watching.

01:01:33Make sure there's no cheating.

01:01:34Wow.

01:01:35Question two.

01:01:35Damn.

01:01:36If you're in a race and you run past the person in second place, what place are you now in?

01:01:42We get this question every year.

01:01:45You've never gotten it right, Johnny.

01:01:47Say it again one more time.

01:01:48If you're in a race, you run past the person in second place, what place are you now in?

01:01:53Question three.

01:01:55It's the dumb-off finals on K-Rock.

01:01:59A farmer has 17 sheep.

01:02:01All but nine run away.

01:02:03How many sheep remain?

01:02:06Can you repeat that?

01:02:07Sorry.

01:02:08I was distracted.

01:02:08A farmer has 17 sheep.

01:02:11All but nine run away.

01:02:13How many remain?

01:02:17This is the dumb-off finals.

01:02:19The dumb-off.

01:02:20Thank you, Jake.

01:02:24What would be heavier to carry?

01:02:2610 pounds of cotton balls or 10 pounds of cinder blocks?

01:02:32What would be heavier to carry?

01:02:35The cotton balls or the cinder blocks?

01:02:37We go to your next question.

01:02:41Say goodbye in three languages.

01:02:43Oh.

01:02:45Say goodbye in three languages.

01:02:53Next question.

01:02:56A man dies on his 25th birthday.

01:02:58Oh, Jesus Christ.

01:03:01Hold on.

01:03:01Let him cook.

01:03:02Let him cook.

01:03:03Go ahead.

01:03:03He's 25?

01:03:04A man dies on his 25th birthday.

01:03:06Okay.

01:03:06The official cause of death was old age.

01:03:08How is this possible?

01:03:12A man?

01:03:12Okay, one more time.

01:03:13Yeah.

01:03:14What kind of man?

01:03:16A human man?

01:03:17A human man.

01:03:18Thank you, Ali.

01:03:19Is that your answer?

01:03:19A man, a human man dies on his 25th birthday.

01:03:22Cause of death officially was old age.

01:03:25How is this possible?

01:03:27It is a human, right?

01:03:29I've said this five times.

01:03:30It's a goddamn human man.

01:03:31Hispanic, Italian.

01:03:33It does not matter for the purpose of this, Johnny.

01:03:35Interesting.

01:03:35Make him however you want to make him.

01:03:37And draw him, though.

01:03:39And draw him.

01:03:40Yeah.

01:03:41Next question.

01:03:42Is that a birthday is actually a hospital room?

01:03:44Nope.

01:03:45Oh, yeah.

01:03:45It's probably some stupid crap like that.

01:03:47His birthday is his mother.

01:03:49It's stupid.

01:03:49All right.

01:03:50Next question.

01:03:52How many questions are we doing?

01:03:53Yeah.

01:03:54Can we do like eight only?

01:03:55No, there's ten.

01:03:56Oh, man.

01:03:57Okay.

01:03:58That's a problem for you guys?

01:03:59Yeah.

01:04:00There's too many questions.

01:04:01What can you hold without ever touching it?

01:04:04What can you hold without ever touching it?

01:04:10Two more questions.

01:04:13There's two more questions?

01:04:14That's right.

01:04:16That's right.

01:04:21What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has a T in it?

01:04:28And your final question, the dumb-off.

01:04:32Starts with T, ends with T, and has a T in it?

01:04:34Yep.

01:04:35Has T in it.

01:04:36Has T in it?

01:04:38Yep.

01:04:39Starts with T, ends with T, has T in it.

01:04:42Final question.

01:04:46A man walks three miles north.

01:04:48Oh, my God.

01:04:48These questions at the beginning were so great.

01:04:50Hey, girls, let's just veto this one.

01:04:52Not answer.

01:04:53No, this is so easy.

01:04:54Boycott.

01:04:55Yeah, boycott.

01:04:56Vanessa, you want to boycott this one, too?

01:04:57Three miles north, three miles east, and three miles south.

01:05:01How far is he from where he started?

01:05:04Okay, wait, wait, wait.

01:05:05Okay, three miles.

01:05:06North.

01:05:07Uh-huh.

01:05:08Three miles east, and three miles south.

01:05:11How far is he from where he started?

01:05:13Again, super easy.

01:05:14These are not difficult questions.

01:05:17Okay.

01:05:18Is everyone happy?

01:05:19Okay, yep.

01:05:20Can I get a repeat, please, of number six?

01:05:24Yeah, what was six?

01:05:25I left that one blank, too.

01:05:26That's the birthday one.

01:05:28Number six is the man.

01:05:30How does a man, a man celebrates his 25th birthday.

01:05:33He dies on his 25th birthday.

01:05:34The cause of death was old age.

01:05:36How is this possible?

01:05:38Super easy.

01:05:38Everyone happy now?

01:05:39Okay.

01:05:41All right.

01:05:41Everyone happy?

01:05:41So we did nine questions.

01:05:42Yeah, what's the tenth one?

01:05:43The tenth one is a tiebreaker if needed.

01:05:45If needed.

01:05:46So I'm not going to ask that one.

01:05:48Come back.

01:05:49Everyone's going to look over their answers.

01:05:52No texting.

01:05:53We'll come back with the results next.

01:05:55Klein Alley Show.

01:05:57K-R-O-Q.

01:05:59K-R-O-Q.

01:06:01Klein Alley Show.

01:06:02Mornings on K-Rock.

01:06:03K-Rock.

01:06:04Yeah!

01:06:05K-Rock.

01:06:06K-Rock Klein Alley Show.

01:06:07About to get to the exciting conclusion of this year's Dumb Off.

01:06:10And we've really raised the production value this year, Allie.

01:06:13We have musical interludes as well, and as we celebrate the stupidity on the show.

01:06:18Here they are, the dumbest on the show.

01:06:24They sound like they're high, but their IQ is low.

01:06:29It's the dumb off.

01:06:32The dumb off.

01:06:33Let's get to the exciting conclusion of the dumb off.

01:06:36That's pretty good.

01:06:37Who gets to wear the sash of stupidity?

01:06:39Very exciting.

01:06:40Nice.

01:06:40All right.

01:06:42Allie, how are you feeling before we get to the answers?

01:06:44Well, I'm upset, but let's just move on.

01:06:48Shocker.

01:06:48What are the odds you're upset?

01:06:50Vanessa, how are you feeling about all that?

01:06:51Fair?

01:06:52Fair is fair?

01:06:53Like, definitely got some of them wrong, but hopefully some of them right.

01:06:57Right.

01:06:58It's all about just not losing.

01:06:59And Johnny, you're looking at your paper scratching your head a lot.

01:07:02Well, as a dumb off champion, I've experienced a lot of these questions before, so I'm pretty

01:07:06confident in them.

01:07:07Really?

01:07:08Yeah.

01:07:08On like four of them, he repeated in previous years.

01:07:11Yeah, but Johnny has been known to...

01:07:12And he knew we wouldn't go back and listen to those old episodes.

01:07:15That's right.

01:07:15Or remember.

01:07:15Because we can't find them.

01:07:16All right, here we go.

01:07:17Question number one.

01:07:18This is the exciting conclusion of the dumb off.

01:07:20What is an antonym of scarce?

01:07:22Johnny, we'll start with you.

01:07:23Abundant.

01:07:24Vanessa, what'd you put down?

01:07:25A lot.

01:07:26Uh-huh.

01:07:27Allie?

01:07:28Plenty.

01:07:28All right, both of you, all you get the points on that one.

01:07:31We all wrote different words, though.

01:07:32Yeah, interesting.

01:07:33Well done.

01:07:34You guys got that.

01:07:35Yes.

01:07:35One on the board early.

01:07:36Woo.

01:07:36You run past the person in second place in a race.

01:07:40What place are you now in?

01:07:41Allie?

01:07:42Second place.

01:07:43Johnny?

01:07:43Second place.

01:07:44Vanessa?

01:07:45I've been first.

01:07:48Because, okay, because you're passing the second person, so you're first.

01:07:53No.

01:07:53No, now you're second, because obviously you're in third, so now you're in second place.

01:07:56That was a question that tripped up some people.

01:07:58Yeah.

01:07:58Last year, and Vanessa is now first to get a point in the finals of the dumb-off, and

01:08:05points are not good here.

01:08:06We go to your next question.

01:08:07Vanessa's up one.

01:08:08A farmer has 17 sheep, all but nine run away.

01:08:12How many remain?

01:08:13Vanessa, we'll start with you.

01:08:15Eight.

01:08:15Oh, damn.

01:08:17Johnny?

01:08:18I put all.

01:08:19Another repeat from, like, previous years.

01:08:22Come on with the memory.

01:08:23Who remembers questions?

01:08:25That's also wrong, Johnny.

01:08:27Allie?

01:08:29I put nine.

01:08:29That is the right answer.

01:08:31Ah, damn it.

01:08:31It was nine.

01:08:31All but nine remain, which means.

01:08:34I couldn't remember, because I was like, it was one of those trick ones where it was

01:08:37like, no, you need all of them, because he says all.

01:08:39Right.

01:08:40Well, anyway.

01:08:41I'm curious, Vanessa, how you came up with eight.

01:08:43Because nine and eight.

01:08:44She subtracted.

01:08:4417 minus nine.

01:08:45She subtracted.

01:08:46I thought it was basic subtraction.

01:08:47It's funny that Johnny and Vanessa both got that wrong for very different reasons.

01:08:51Yes.

01:08:51I don't know how Johnny came up with all is a better question.

01:08:53I was like, ah, he said, he started off with all.

01:08:55I was like, it's gotta be all.

01:08:56I love you're lecturing Vanessa, like, God, don't worry.

01:08:58I got this.

01:08:59Yeah.

01:08:59It's all.

01:09:00It's an even more wrong answer.

01:09:02Vanessa has two, and Johnny has one as we go to this next question.

01:09:08What would be heavier to carry, 10 pounds of cotton balls or 10 pounds of cinder blocks,

01:09:13Vanessa?

01:09:14They're the same weight.

01:09:15Allie.

01:09:16Same weight.

01:09:17Same weight.

01:09:17All right.

01:09:18Johnny got that question wrong.

01:09:19Three different years, so he's finally learned something.

01:09:21It took us that long for him to figure that out.

01:09:23Woo!

01:09:24Next question.

01:09:25Can you say goodbye in three different languages?

01:09:28Allie.

01:09:29Goodbye, adios, and au revoir.

01:09:32Johnny.

01:09:33I said adios, ciao, and arrivederci.

01:09:36Nice.

01:09:37You didn't even go with English.

01:09:38That's interesting.

01:09:39Duh.

01:09:39Vanessa.

01:09:41Okay.

01:09:42What?

01:09:43I put three, but my question is, I didn't put goodnight because, like, you're saying,

01:09:47can you say goodnight in three different languages?

01:09:49Goodbye, not goodnight.

01:09:51Oh, I heard goodnight.

01:09:53Damn.

01:09:55Which, you know what?

01:09:56I did say, which is funny, because I put ciao, which is bye, adios, which is bye, but

01:10:03then I also put bunui, which is goodnight.

01:10:05What?

01:10:06This is my sick brain.

01:10:08What?

01:10:08Oh, boy.

01:10:10Bunui is goodnight, which also means goodbye, because I'm going to bed.

01:10:14Okay.

01:10:14So you said goodbye, goodbye, goodnight?

01:10:17Yeah.

01:10:18Vanessa, I can't give you the point on that.

01:10:20Come on, I have a headache.

01:10:23We go to your next question.

01:10:24This one really bothered a lot of people.

01:10:27A man dies on his 25th birthday.

01:10:29Cause of death was old age.

01:10:31How is this possible?

01:10:33Johnny, we'll start with you.

01:10:34Um, I put abortion.

01:10:36Oh, interesting.

01:10:37Yeah, I like it.

01:10:40I mean, just for that answer alone, Johnny should win the dumb one.

01:10:43Sorry, trigger warning, but like, I don't know.

01:10:45Like the op?

01:10:46Trigger warning.

01:10:46You put, I put newborn slash abortion, and I was just like, I think it's abortion.

01:10:52I'd love you to explain that.

01:10:54Yeah.

01:10:54It's 20.

01:10:54That's a very late, late term abortion.

01:10:56That's like the opposite.

01:10:57Well, you didn't say 25 years old.

01:10:59It could be 25 days old.

01:11:01How long has it been in there?

01:11:03Mm-hmm.

01:11:04Allie, what'd you put?

01:11:05Uh, I, I'm just gonna take the L.

01:11:07Oh, come on.

01:11:08You don't even have an answer?

01:11:10I wrote that it was his fourth 25th birthday.

01:11:13What does that mean?

01:11:15Mm-hmm.

01:11:15Like, it's his 25th birthday, but it's his fourth anniversary of his 25th birthday.

01:11:20Jake, is this hard?

01:11:21No.

01:11:22It's really not, right?

01:11:23Uh, Vanessa, please tell me you got the answer.

01:11:25I just guessed.

01:11:26I'm like, 100.

01:11:28You just put 100?

01:11:29Yeah.

01:11:30Uh, well, now I'm curious if I'm right, but I'm pretty sure I am.

01:11:32Well, but, Vanessa, explain 100.

01:11:34A man dies on his 25th birthday.

01:11:36Cause of death was considered old age.

01:11:37How is this possible?

01:11:38You wrote 100?

01:11:39100.

01:11:39Oh, wait.

01:11:41It's like, if it, 100.

01:11:43Wait, sorry.

01:11:44He was born in, like, 1200 BC or something when there was, like, cavemen and animals.

01:11:49So, like, life expectancy wasn't that long back then.

01:11:51You're overthinking it.

01:11:52Oh, that's a good answer.

01:11:54You know what I mean?

01:11:54His birthday is on February 29th.

01:11:56Oh, stupid.

01:11:57I knew it.

01:11:57So, he is 100 at the age of death.

01:12:00So, Vanessa figured that out.

01:12:01Hell yeah!

01:12:02And I just guessed, baby.

01:12:04But you kind of didn't.

01:12:05Yeah, that was wrong.

01:12:06She was way off.

01:12:07I feel like you just picked a number.

01:12:08Yeah.

01:12:08Give her that.

01:12:08And I chose the right one.

01:12:09100.

01:12:09Give her the way.

01:12:10Guys, we're down to this.

01:12:11This is not looking good for Vanessa.

01:12:12Wait, so did she get right?

01:12:13The answer is leap year.

01:12:14Yeah, leap year is the answer.

01:12:15Oh, I thought you said the answer was 100.

01:12:17Yeah, he's born on a leap year.

01:12:20So, technically, it's his 25th birthday.

01:12:22He's a hundred years old.

01:12:23No, no, no.

01:12:24I'm right.

01:12:25I put 100.

01:12:26Vanessa's right.

01:12:27What can you hold without ever touching it?

01:12:31Johnny.

01:12:31I didn't answer it.

01:12:33Allie?

01:12:33I put your breath.

01:12:35That is correct.

01:12:35Vanessa.

01:12:36Yes.

01:12:36Okay, it's pretty close to breath.

01:12:39Air.

01:12:40You can hold air?

01:12:41I think we should give her that one.

01:12:42Vanessa, we'll give you that as well.

01:12:43I was going to say air, but I was like, that's not even an answer.

01:12:46Johnny, no answer, which means you are now.

01:12:47Well, because I was going to say air is not an answer.

01:12:49You can't hold it, or you can't touch it.

01:12:51It's your breath.

01:12:52You can't touch air.

01:12:53That room is holding it right now.

01:12:55Johnny, this is not looking good for you, Johnny.

01:12:56You can't touch air.

01:12:58Johnny, what's technicality?

01:12:59Hold on.

01:13:00Yeah, you can hold your breath, but you can't touch air.

01:13:02What starts with a T ends with a T and has T in it?

01:13:04Allie.

01:13:05I put teat.

01:13:07Come on.

01:13:08Come on.

01:13:09Seriously?

01:13:10I'm right.

01:13:10No, you're not.

01:13:11It starts with T, ends with T, and it has the word T in it.

01:13:15Vanessa?

01:13:16A tent.

01:13:18Jesus Christ.

01:13:19When you build a tent, there is a stick that creates a T.

01:13:24And it starts with T, ends with T, and inside of it, when you build it, there is a T.

01:13:31That's what you've never been...

01:13:32Johnny, Johnny.

01:13:33I wish I came up with a stupid answer, too.

01:13:35Johnny, what'd you say?

01:13:36I put T, and T.

01:13:38Oh, my God.

01:13:39Jesus Christ.

01:13:40T, and T.

01:13:41Inside of it, like you said.

01:13:42What if it was a...

01:13:43And T.

01:13:44I think we all have great answers.

01:13:45It's a teapot.

01:13:46Teapot.

01:13:47Stupid-ass question, dog.

01:13:49Stupid-ass question, you've gotten wrong every...

01:13:51I think T should be...

01:13:51T is not right.

01:13:52There's one...

01:13:54And TNT, because it says TNT, like you just said in the question.

01:13:57All right, you're all wrong.

01:13:58I think we're all creative and came up with alternative answers.

01:14:01Yeah, that are all wrong.

01:14:02All wrong.

01:14:03And this final question could determine who wins and who loses, guys.

01:14:06I have lost count, but I think that it's between Vanessa and Johnny now.

01:14:10Allie, let's throw you in the mix.

01:14:12What?

01:14:12A man walks three miles north, three miles east, and three miles south.

01:14:16How far is he from where he started?

01:14:18I put three miles.

01:14:20Vanessa, what did you put?

01:14:21Three miles.

01:14:22Johnny?

01:14:22Wow, I have three miles written down, too.

01:14:23All right, that is the right answer.

01:14:25Woo!

01:14:25Whoa.

01:14:25So, at the end of it all, I think we can agree, Allie is the dumbest, right?

01:14:29No, I'm not.

01:14:29I only got two wrong.

01:14:32Sadly, it is, I believe, and Omar, correct me if I'm wrong, Johnny and Vanessa have an almost

01:14:38identical score right now.

01:14:40Yeah, I think we have to go to the tiebreaker.

01:14:41Which means we have to go to the tiebreaker.

01:14:44Wait, how many did you get wrong, Johnny?

01:14:46Yeah, you kind of messed me up, because you didn't count.

01:14:48You gave her the point for 100, and then you took me away for the, you can't touch air.

01:14:52Guys, this is the last question.

01:14:53This will determine who wears the sash of stupidity.

01:14:55Take this seriously.

01:14:56This is BS.

01:14:57A man shaved several times a day, but still has a full beard.

01:15:02Who is he?

01:15:03God, I'm so glad I don't have the answer.

01:15:04Who is he?

01:15:05What?

01:15:06A man shaves.

01:15:08Several times a day, but still has a full beard.

01:15:12Who is he?

01:15:13This is the, this will be the determining question.

01:15:16There will be one person standing high atop the Mount Rushmore of stupidity.

01:15:20Will it be Vanessa, who is sick?

01:15:22Will it be Johnny, who's got brain damage?

01:15:24I think they're going to tie again.

01:15:25Yeah, this is going to be a tiebreaker.

01:15:26This is a terrible question.

01:15:27Yeah, how are they going to tie, but neither of them are going to get the tie?

01:15:29Yeah, they're going to be wearing that sash together.

01:15:30It's happened before.

01:15:33Are you ready?

01:15:34Yep.

01:15:34Okay.

01:15:34What'd you write?

01:15:35Klein.

01:15:36I thought that was a great answer.

01:15:38Yeah.

01:15:38And you set yourself up for that one, too.

01:15:40You shaved several times a day, and you're still hairy?

01:15:42Didn't you shave this morning?

01:15:43Look at you.

01:15:44Yeah.

01:15:44Yeah, but it's not a full, I'm not the answer.

01:15:46That's the damn answer, bro.

01:15:47It's not a full beard.

01:15:48Who am I?

01:15:49Jesus?

01:15:49Vanessa?

01:15:51Okay.

01:15:52I think a swimmer.

01:15:56A swimmer?

01:15:56Or a captain?

01:15:58Terrible question.

01:16:00The answer, guys, is a barber.

01:16:02A barber.

01:16:03A barber.

01:16:05You have another one?

01:16:06Well, listen, that's it.

01:16:07It's come down to a tie, and it's the back room, the chicken coop.

01:16:11Here's our song that we've been so excited.

01:16:13Guys, wear the sash together.

01:16:14She's sick.

01:16:15I don't want to be that close to her.

01:16:16You've got to stand with her.

01:16:17This is a great moment now.

01:16:18Everyone gather around and text your dumbest friend.

01:16:21The dumb off has officially come to an end with a tie, and it's the people responsible

01:16:26for it.

01:16:26It's pregnancy, the least thing wrong inside her brain.

01:16:31Her stupid answers leave us stupified and tamed.

01:16:36Look at them.

01:16:37Vanessa has a language barrier, so she has an excuse.

01:16:43Johnny has no excuse for his answers so obtuse.

01:16:47Here they are, the dumbest on the show.

01:16:54They sound like they're high, but their IQ is low.

01:16:58It's the dumb off.

01:17:02The dumb off.

01:17:03Congratulations to all participants.

01:17:08Well played.

01:17:09All right.

01:17:13We'll get to break.

01:17:14More fun reality show after this on K-Rock.

01:17:19Bye.

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