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00:00:41He saved my life. I only pulled out the...
00:00:43Okay, he saved my life, I'm telling you, damn it.
00:00:46Okay, look, fine, forget it, I can see you're not going to make a big deal out of it.
00:00:53Look, if you would keep quiet, I would tell you to be very careful.
00:00:56You know something, don't you?
00:00:57Something like what?
00:00:58Where is Dad?
00:00:59Dad, where are you?
00:01:00By your side.
00:01:05Hey, why have you become so cynical?
00:01:06I'm not cynical, I call it survival.
00:01:09Excuse me, are you making me dizzy with your boobs or is it just me?
00:01:11No.
00:01:13Sure?
00:01:14No, because I swear to you.
00:01:16Damn, with this bra people always look at me.
00:01:18I am in decline.
00:01:20I'm sure you already know this, but I feel like telling you.
00:01:22Very good.
00:01:23Ulysses, you didn't think I cared that you hooked up with Estela, did you?
00:01:26No, because it bothered you a little.
00:01:28Ah!
00:01:29Didn't it bother me?
00:01:31And that it hasn't bothered me?
00:01:32I haven't bothered you, I'll do a lot.
00:01:38It bothered you.
00:01:44I'm telling you, how small is this, damn it?
00:01:46A doctor of your caliber could certainly be working somewhere a bit better, wouldn't you say?
00:01:50Ah!
00:01:52Girl and daughter, greet two taps, otherwise I'd be a widow.
00:01:54You, Herbert, who saves my husband.
00:01:58Husband?
00:01:58I mean, we don't have two arms, two feet, or two ears, damn it, so why would I have two?
00:02:02women, right?
00:02:03Hey man, this job is really bad for you.
00:02:05Are you Ulises Gaitán de Azuaga?
00:02:09Yeah?
00:02:10I'm telling you seriously, you feel terrible.
00:02:13Can we save?
00:02:13No, look, if you want a consultation, please make an appointment.
00:02:19You're bleeding a little.
00:02:27That's it.
00:02:29Ulysses, this is Isaac, my husband.
00:02:31What about you?
00:02:32And whenever you want, come over for a meal at my house.
00:02:39It's a matter of combining balance, dynamism, and concentration.
00:02:44And follow the imaginary line of the blow.
00:02:46My father taught me how to play and gave me these sticks.
00:02:49Well, you always have to keep the same distance between your elbows and your eyes fixed on the ball.
00:02:55There.
00:02:57What ball?
00:02:58Tavorete, there's no ball now because we're just practicing the swing.
00:03:01To play, you need much more space.
00:03:03Okay, we pick it up and start the turn from the shoulders.
00:03:07So, we accompanied him.
00:03:08And the turn from the knees.
00:03:10So, look at that.
00:03:16This is the swing.
00:03:17But that's just silly, isn't it?
00:03:19Does it really take so much fuss to give him a little ball?
00:03:22Tavorete, it's not just about hitting the ball.
00:03:23The goal is to achieve a coordinated, smooth but precise movement.
00:03:27Can I have the stick?
00:03:28Do you want to practice your swing?
00:03:31Take.
00:03:34No, but it's better here in this position.
00:03:35Where are you going?
00:03:36What are you doing?
00:03:37That?
00:03:37Tavorete, what are you doing?
00:03:38What is the stick?
00:03:40Did you see?
00:03:41My father taught me how to kill rats.
00:03:43Damn, she's really fat.
00:03:45I would have loved to have one of these sticks, yes sir.
00:03:48Give me the stick and keep the glove, please.
00:03:52Tavorete, you're impossible to deal with.
00:03:54No, don't put it in there, please.
00:03:58Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:03:59Don't touch me with this!
00:04:01Taborete!
00:04:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:04:17no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:04:19no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:04:20no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:04:21no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
00:04:22no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
00:04:31This isn't a place to practice armchair medicine.
00:04:36I haven't brought everything yet, since there's already a lot in Petretera.
00:04:41A smooth one in the care
00:04:44You're going to be left with a big chelón
00:04:47You haven't gone out into the neighborhood
00:04:51What do you think?
00:04:52Pure new cuisine
00:04:53I don't know, Gloria
00:04:55What does this contain?
00:04:56Black pudding with basil
00:04:58And ginger mite
00:05:03It's not bad, it's not bad at all
00:05:09Gloria, take out a couple of these, but no more, they might taste weird.
00:05:12People just can't seem to break out of their diet of tortilla, chistorra sausage, and prawns.
00:05:15No one here is evolving
00:05:16Hey, by the way, it's a shame you don't want to invite Ulysses.
00:05:20At least he has taste.
00:05:21Don't start with that, I'm not going to invite him
00:05:24Besides, I don't even think he came.
00:05:25Well, it's your birthday.
00:05:27By the way, and the music
00:05:29Have you thought about the music?
00:05:30Is Isaac in charge of the music?
00:05:32That's a shame.
00:05:33But yes, the decoration is on me.
00:05:35No, come on, don't bother.
00:05:37Don't bother me, I love birthdays
00:05:40Except for mine, of course
00:05:41At my age, turning a year older is a real outrage.
00:05:44I'll have to buy myself something, won't I?
00:05:46Something for what?
00:05:47For the Three Kings Day celebration
00:05:48Party? You're going to wear nice pajamas.
00:05:50No way, I want to go to the party
00:05:52Yes, and I wanted a colonel, but he didn't want me.
00:05:54Do you see?
00:05:55Stop being silly, I want to go to the party
00:05:57Look, you don't even know if Reyes is inviting you.
00:05:59Do you ask them?
00:06:00You're inviting me, aren't you?
00:06:02Don't make any gestures, I know you.
00:06:04Reyes, can I come to your birthday party?
00:06:06Okay, Lucia, I have an idea.
00:06:07What do you think about us going out to celebrate on Saturday, just the two of us?
00:06:10Hey?
00:06:11So, you're not inviting me?
00:06:12Honey, if your mother says no, I can't.
00:06:13She's not my mother!
00:06:15Don't let it be because of Lucia!
00:06:17Don't worry, it's standard procedure.
00:06:18He always says the same thing when he gets angry.
00:06:20So, will you make me a couple of tortillas?
00:06:22With and without onion, maybe I'm too obsessive
00:06:25Good morning
00:06:26Please, Gloria, give me a decaf instant coffee with milk, saccharin, and metal cleaner.
00:06:29I mean, pa'l pa'l
00:06:33Glory
00:06:34See? I couldn't invite him.
00:06:36When have you ever seen someone hit a golf ball?
00:06:38Never? It doesn't fit at all?
00:06:39But it is divine
00:06:41Divine
00:06:47But woman, are you in such a hurry, just like that?
00:06:50But how fast?
00:06:52We've been separated for over a year; the problem is that you refused to leave home.
00:06:55Finding a house and setting it up isn't easy; it's very hard.
00:06:58Sure, and it's also very convenient to be separated, but still have a slave at home.
00:07:04Not so comfortable, its fame has left my back wrecked, I told you several times to change it
00:07:08Maybe I'll decide to change it now
00:07:10That's it, now that it doesn't matter anymore.
00:07:11Okay, so what's up? Are you going to sign the mutual agreement or do I have to send my lawyer?
00:07:15You shouldn't put yourself in Monse's hands, she's a lesbian and she likes you
00:07:19At least I feel like someone liked it
00:07:21Sign or not?
00:07:23This is very hard, Pilar, this is burning the bridges
00:07:26But what ship? Ours sank years ago.
00:07:29By the way, are you going to give me back the copy you made of the key? I'm fed up with you taking advantage of me.
00:07:33around there every now and then
00:07:34Woman, I have my clothes, my records, my books there.
00:07:36Of course, and the ham my father sent us, which you also took.
00:07:39You're a vegetarian, you burned yours
00:07:42Oh, sorry to interrupt, okay?
00:07:44Cabrero, I remind you that you said you were going to take care of buying the fabric softener.
00:07:47So if you'd like, stop by the supermarket on the corner; they have it on sale.
00:07:50Oh, and I put everything you left lying around in the bathroom in the washing machine.
00:07:53See you later
00:07:55Are you living with her?
00:08:00Yes, we're living together, so what?
00:08:03It doesn't suit me
00:08:03Why? Because she's young and beautiful?
00:08:05Here I am, and I have a lot to offer.
00:08:08Clear
00:08:10Like my father's ham, for example
00:08:15And above all, don't tell him I've come to talk to him about this, okay?
00:08:18Because he's capable of... I don't know
00:08:20Don't worry, you know the doctor-patient relationship is sacred.
00:08:23I have a great deal of confidence in you.
00:08:25If for me you are the only one in it
00:08:27Thank you so much
00:08:28Okay, so tell me, what's wrong?
00:08:30Nothing
00:08:30God forbid
00:08:32So?
00:08:33If only... it wasn't me
00:08:35The Ray
00:08:36Is something wrong?
00:08:37Well yes
00:08:39But why hasn't he come to him? It's very serious.
00:08:40Yes, I did tell him, but he doesn't want to hear a word about it.
00:08:44Excuse me, you have a call from the Queen Mother
00:08:45Okay, tell him I'll call him back in a little while, please.
00:08:48He says it's urgent.
00:08:49According to her, a catastrophe
00:08:50I don't mean to pry, but I thought it was awful.
00:08:52I know it's not my idea, but let's go
00:08:53Well, that's it, since it's not your business, Juanjo
00:08:54Please tell him I'll call him back in a little while.
00:08:56Thank you
00:08:58I'm sorry, were you telling me?
00:09:02Let's begin
00:09:02And it was the first chumenda of the already
00:09:04About what?
00:09:06Well, we're starting before we've even started, because the day is over.
00:09:09Are you talking about...?
00:09:10From Chiripén!
00:09:12From the bed
00:09:13Wait a second
00:09:15Mom, please, I'll call you...
00:09:17No, listen, I just told Juanjo I'll call you right away.
00:09:20Please, I've told you that if it's not very urgent, don't call me at work.
00:09:22Are you dying?
00:09:23Well, no, if you're not dying I'll call you later
00:09:25A little kiss, bye, sorry
00:09:27You shouldn't talk to your mother like that, okay?
00:09:31Because maybe something will happen to the woman, and there's only one mother.
00:09:34But let's get to what matters.
00:09:36Are you telling me that your husband has premature ejaculation?
00:09:39No?
00:09:40No
00:09:41What I'm saying is that it goes away right away.
00:09:44Is he leaving right away?
00:09:45Okay
00:09:46Well, I'm not a specialist in these cases.
00:09:48But Dr. Cabrero can help you.
00:09:50Whenever a patient has a problem...
00:09:52That bad guy?
00:09:53No, huh? No
00:09:53I don't like that man, you know?
00:09:56You are the furchero of my suety
00:09:57He's my family doctor and the only one who's any good to me, okay?
00:09:59And I am very grateful, truly.
00:10:01But if Rayo doesn't come, I can't help you.
00:10:03So please, you have to convince him to come
00:10:06If it is not used to serve power
00:10:09He's just so proud, that guy.
00:10:18Sit down
00:10:19Better not
00:10:19What's the matter?
00:10:21It's a little difficult to explain
00:10:22You'd better see it.
00:10:24Hang on a minute
00:10:25Who?
00:10:26Yeah
00:10:26Mom, please
00:10:27I'm telling you not to call me.
00:10:29Look, listen to me
00:10:30I promise I'll call you back in ten minutes
00:10:32OK?
00:10:32Come on, a little kiss
00:10:33Thank you, thank you
00:10:35Fuck
00:10:36But please, cover yourself up.
00:10:38You've got a cow ring there.
00:10:41But what do you want me to do, kid?
00:10:42Cover yourself
00:10:42You're the doctor, aren't you?
00:10:44Well, this hurts a lot, man.
00:10:45Cover yourself
00:10:46Cover yourself right now, kings
00:10:48No, please
00:10:49Don't call the kings, it makes me too embarrassed
00:10:51Fuck
00:10:52Sorry
00:10:52And Blanca?
00:10:55Goatherd
00:10:56Let Cabrero come
00:10:58Goatherd!
00:10:59Honey, I know you don't like it
00:11:00But you have to put a little bit of sauce on it
00:11:01You know girls love it
00:11:02And me
00:11:04What is this, come on, kings?
00:11:05Please don't think I'm going to play bolero
00:11:07That's a matter of glory.
00:11:08That drives them crazy
00:11:08Oh, please, put me on
00:11:09For you, for me, please
00:11:11No, no, no, no
00:11:12Salse and brake like that
00:11:13No, life confuses me.
00:11:15No, this is the one I like the most
00:11:17Cute little hips
00:11:18Yeah, yeah, in the end this is going to look like
00:11:19That's how it is with a nursing home
00:11:21Cute little hips for you
00:11:22For me
00:11:23Cute little hips for you
00:11:25Please
00:11:27Let's see, the boy who has come
00:11:28That has a piercing
00:11:28That in the store there's always a goatherd
00:11:30If what you're going to set up is a tomato
00:11:32Better on the street, okay?
00:11:33No, no, how horny
00:11:34I made the whole blanket
00:11:35I've seen you singing and dancing
00:11:37Please
00:11:38Hello, Ulysses
00:11:40Happy holidays
00:11:40Look, I thought it was better
00:11:41Each one comes with a gift.
00:11:42Because in the end, you never know.
00:11:43What to buy
00:11:44And it always comes with some kind of compromise
00:11:45Let's all chip in some money.
00:11:47And we bought him something better.
00:11:48Good?
00:11:49But what?
00:11:50How much are you contributing?
00:11:51As?
00:11:51The gift for Three Kings Day?
00:11:53Let's see, Blanca
00:11:54The Three Wise Men are a long way off.
00:11:55Besides, I was around that time.
00:11:56I hope I'm not here anymore.
00:11:57I was referring to the king's birthday.
00:12:00What is the birthday of the kings?
00:12:02Yes, no, no, no
00:12:02Yeah
00:12:04Oh, now
00:12:04I don't know how to lie.
00:12:05If it's the king's birthday
00:12:07From a party tomorrow
00:12:08Where Glory
00:12:08Didn't he invite you?
00:12:09No
00:12:10Ah, she must have forgotten it.
00:12:11Do you want me to talk to her?
00:12:12No, no, leave it, leave it
00:12:13Besides, I have things
00:12:14Much more important than doing
00:12:15Going to the Three Kings' birthday party
00:12:16Oh, forgive me
00:12:17I've really messed up.
00:12:18It's a flaw I have
00:12:19I don't know how to lie.
00:12:19I'm sorry, honestly.
00:12:20No problem
00:12:21I'm sorry
00:12:23Mom, I'm sorry
00:12:24Forgive me
00:12:24I was just about to call you.
00:12:25But I don't have
00:12:25Not a single free minute
00:12:26That?
00:12:27She's been caught stealing
00:12:28In a clothing store
00:12:29As?
00:12:30And what do I know, son?
00:12:31Maybe I didn't go to class
00:12:32But...
00:12:33I've called you a lot of times
00:12:34But since they weren't passing me on
00:12:36Mom, why haven't you gone to get her?
00:12:37What are you saying?
00:12:38I would die of embarrassment
00:12:39See the results of the analyses
00:12:41My daughter stealing
00:12:42And I couldn't bear it.
00:12:45They also said
00:12:45They wanted a responsible adult.
00:12:47And have they had him there the whole time?
00:12:49Yes, look.
00:12:50Poor
00:12:51I'm on my way there
00:12:51Okay, goodbye
00:12:54But look at it
00:12:54What was he trying to achieve?
00:12:55Are you going to leave me with no options at all, or what?
00:12:57You see, I work
00:12:57In a health center
00:12:58I haven't been able to come earlier
00:12:59But come on
00:13:00She has also had a hard time
00:13:01You're right on time
00:13:02I was telling this guy
00:13:04That I was hooking up with him
00:13:05If he let me out
00:13:05That?
00:13:06You have to pay for some things
00:13:07Thank goodness we didn't file a complaint
00:13:09Because it's useless
00:13:10That's 1,130.95 euros
00:13:131,130...
00:13:14Oh well
00:13:15Well, I think returning the clothes will help.
00:13:17Is...
00:13:17No
00:13:19But it was just a childish prank.
00:13:20Apart
00:13:21My sister has had a slight developmental delay since she was little.
00:13:23I didn't think so.
00:13:24Can't we really talk about this a little more calmly?
00:13:26There's nothing to talk about
00:13:27And much less calmly
00:13:28She went into the fitting room with all these clothes.
00:13:30And he has been busy cutting the magnetic label
00:13:33Then she came out wearing everything.
00:13:34The girl was twice as big
00:13:35She didn't believe she was pregnant.
00:13:37But let's see
00:13:38You're seriously retarded, aren't you?
00:13:39Hey, don't act like a dad.
00:13:40I'll wait for you outside.
00:13:42Claudia, please
00:13:42This is for you
00:13:43Just in case you change your mind
00:13:52Thank you so much, really!
00:13:54Can you tell me what's wrong with you?
00:13:55Don't get overwhelmed
00:13:56I gave her mom's phone number
00:13:57Okay, Claudia, that's fine.
00:13:58Look, you never wear these clothes.
00:14:00Why are you guiding her?
00:14:00Well, I'd sell it to the posh kids in my house; they love it.
00:14:02It's been a long time since anyone has given me anything, and I have my own expenses.
00:14:05Ah, very good.
00:14:06And do you think it's a good way to get money for your expenses?
00:14:07Mom doesn't want me to work
00:14:08Well, I don't know, but there are a thousand ways to get it
00:14:10Yes, there is another way
00:14:11The other day a guy in a chat room asked me if I would show him my tits on webcam
00:14:14I was recharging my mobile phone.
00:14:15Do you think this is a good way?
00:14:17Maybe I can contribute to the household expenses
00:14:19Claudia, if what you want is to collaborate
00:14:20What you need to do is stop giving us any more problems.
00:14:21Do you know what this is?
00:14:22Hey?
00:14:23This is one month's salary
00:14:25Let's go to the collection
00:14:26We cannot
00:14:26Because?
00:14:27Because the other day they told me that until an adult went to talk to the principal, I wouldn't be allowed to go.
00:14:30returned
00:14:30But I swear I haven't done anything
00:14:32The second-year students were caught manufacturing ecstasy in the laboratory
00:14:35But I really had nothing to do with it
00:14:36Okay, very good.
00:14:37And when did they tell you that?
00:14:38The other day
00:14:39I haven't been to class for a week.
00:14:40And why haven't you said anything?
00:14:41Whom?
00:14:42To my mom who doesn't listen to me
00:14:43Or you
00:14:44You arrive home exhausted every day.
00:15:03No, no, it's 4,000 euros
00:15:05The school principal told me very clearly
00:15:06I can't go to class until we pay off the debt.
00:15:08And where am I going to get 4,000 euros?
00:15:10Don't worry
00:15:10I'll call the school
00:15:11I've known Arsena for years and I'll try to negotiate with him.
00:15:14The important thing is that I reserve the place for your sister.
00:15:16Yeah
00:15:16But Claudia can't go to class until the debt is paid.
00:15:19So what do I do with it?
00:15:22What's wrong, Ulysses?
00:15:26Ulysses, what's wrong?
00:15:28What's wrong, Ulysses?
00:15:32The set of scented candles and massage oils
00:15:35Handcuffs?
00:15:37Okay, and some handcuffs too.
00:15:38But I'm sure she'll bring them to me tomorrow, right?
00:15:40Yes, but tomorrow, tomorrow, I won't make it tomorrow
00:15:42What is a birthday present?
00:15:43Happy birthday
00:15:45No, I'm sure my mother will be thrilled.
00:15:47Yes, but what are you saying, man? What about my mother?
00:15:50What a day, and we'll take you.
00:15:53Okay, who's next? I'm here now.
00:15:55Another one, another one
00:15:56Other
00:15:57I
00:15:59Go ahead, come in
00:16:28And the prostate
00:16:29And you tell me what's wrong?
00:16:30It doesn't happen to me.
00:16:33Ray happens
00:16:34What's wrong with him?
00:16:37Ray no...
00:16:38No, nothing
00:16:42What do you think? That Ray is sick?
00:16:45Yeah
00:16:46Yeah
00:16:47Very sick
00:16:49Does it have to do with sex?
00:16:50Yeah
00:16:51So what he has is a sexual problem, right?
00:16:54Very big sexual problem
00:16:57Big problem
00:16:59But...
00:17:00How do you know?
00:17:02No, because it's not...
00:17:04So, what's the problem then?
00:17:06I understand you now, right?
00:17:08Ray not up
00:17:09Not up
00:17:11And I say
00:17:13You have a rucho, don't you?
00:17:17Clear
00:17:17But it doesn't say
00:17:19It doesn't say
00:17:20Okay, I'll tell you.
00:17:21Ray has a problem with erectile dysfunction.
00:17:25Not upstairs?
00:17:27Ada?
00:17:28Yeah
00:17:28Well, look, I'm telling you the same thing.
00:17:30He needs to come here to see me so that this can be resolved.
00:17:33No, no, no, no, no, no
00:17:34No
00:17:34Yeah
00:17:34No, Ray is...
00:17:36Ray doesn't want to, Ray is very...
00:17:38He's just very proud
00:17:40Very proud
00:17:41Very proud
00:17:41Very proud
00:17:42But he has to come
00:17:42He has to come
00:17:43Yes, when I was little
00:17:44We have a signal system
00:17:45We can come to that doll's prayer
00:17:49Honestly, if he doesn't come it's absolutely impossible, I'm sorry.
00:17:51Bye
00:17:52May I come in, doctor?
00:17:53May I come in, doctor?
00:17:53One moment
00:17:53What's going on there?
00:17:54Well, they say a meteorite fell on his head
00:17:56Excuse me, excuse me, just a moment, please.
00:17:58Please, please, I'm sorry
00:18:00What happened?
00:18:02A stone fell from the sky and hit my head
00:18:04Did a rock fall from the sky and hit him on the head?
00:18:07I told him about a meteorite.
00:18:08Come on, don't say weird things, please.
00:18:09What will a meteorite be like?
00:18:10Well yes
00:18:11Well, why wouldn't it be a meteorite, Ulysses?
00:18:13A meteorite simply can't fall in this neighborhood
00:18:15Just like anywhere else
00:18:16So, do you know what the probability is of a meteorite falling on a person's head?
00:18:19Okay, but it's possible, right?
00:18:20Yes, of course, that can be.
00:18:21Well then, then
00:18:23Do you really think a meteorite fell on this man's head?
00:18:25I'm not saying I believe it.
00:18:26Well, I do.
00:18:27Why don't you believe it?
00:18:28I don't lie
00:18:29It falls on the stone of the sky and nobody threw it.
00:18:31Relax, sorry, I'm not saying I don't believe him
00:18:33It is the doctor who does not believe him
00:18:35What I can't believe is that we're arguing about whether a meteorite fell on his head
00:18:38or not
00:18:38Is it really a meteorite?
00:18:40Yeah
00:18:40No?
00:18:41We don't know.
00:18:42Well, I do know.
00:18:43Ah, you're very clever, aren't you?
00:18:45Well, if you're so smart, I don't know what you're doing in this shitty neighborhood.
00:18:47Because for you, Ulysses, this is a shitty neighborhood
00:18:50That you think it doesn't even deserve it
00:18:51This is a shitty neighborhood
00:18:56You think we don't even deserve to have a meteorite fall on our heads, huh?
00:19:00No, you don't deserve it because something much worse has befallen this neighborhood.
00:19:03You!
00:19:05Look, I don't know if turning another year older bothers you, but just so you know, you're unbearable.
00:19:10Ulysses
00:19:11Please go outside
00:19:12They're promoted!
00:19:14Head over there!
00:19:16But please, sit down for a second
00:19:19Let's see how they feel
00:19:21Sit!
00:19:23Sit!
00:19:24Listen, but...
00:19:28Juanjo, where is Tabureta?
00:19:29I look like I could be the guardian of that center
00:19:31Give me the absence slip right now.
00:19:32Well, that's it
00:19:35Don't worry, there's no need to return the ham.
00:19:37Don't you realize that all you want to do is cause trouble?
00:19:39But what's yours is yours, right?
00:19:41But come on, you weren't raised in a communist country
00:19:43Well, you should know that private property is a crime.
00:19:45Oh, you're not listening to me, goatherd!
00:19:47Against humanity!
00:19:50It's just me, these two seem more and more like a married couple.
00:19:52Tell me what Tabureta's first surname is.
00:19:54I'm not a snitch
00:19:57So what do you want me to say?
00:19:58I think your little sister is an idiot.
00:20:00Don't be bored, Asunción, and please, sit down now.
00:20:02And it's not because I steal, because I used to steal at his age too.
00:20:05But because of hunger
00:20:07Let's see, my father is in jail
00:20:09And my mother with five children, you tell me
00:20:11The finger
00:20:12I'm fed up with all these injections, you know?
00:20:15You know, I was even arrested once for stealing coal from the train.
00:20:17When I was ten years old they put me in jail.
00:20:19You wouldn't believe the fear I went through
00:20:21And I didn't have a doctor brother to get me out of trouble.
00:20:25Because my mother had to beg them to let me go.
00:20:28What shitty times!
00:20:31Well, I tell you my life story and not a single comment.
00:20:33Well, what do you want me to say? Well, that I feel very sorry for you.
00:20:36I would have liked to see you stealing coal to make a few pesetas
00:20:39Asunción still has slightly high sugar levels.
00:20:42You need to take care of your diet.
00:20:43But of course, as soon as I turn my back you do whatever you want
00:20:45You don't need to turn around for that.
00:20:47He needs to take care of himself.
00:20:48Well, the guy at the store almost never brings me what I ask for.
00:20:51Well, if things continue like this...
00:20:52Well, I'll get a fit.
00:20:54Hey, I was thinking
00:20:55Why don't you enroll your sister in a public school?
00:20:58Could this be the solution?
00:20:59Or are you so posh in your neighborhood that you don't have public schools?
00:21:03Yes, we do.
00:21:03The problem is that my mother might have a fit because everyone would find out.
00:21:06That's where the service staff take their children
00:21:09Oh, what a mess!
00:21:10I wanted to see your mother living in this neighborhood
00:21:12And your sister too.
00:21:13You'd see how quickly they'd stop being so foolish.
00:21:16Well, I'm not saying we won't end up here.
00:21:17At the rate we're going
00:21:18I'm sorry, but I have to go
00:21:19Ah, of course!
00:21:20You're always in a hurry and running around
00:21:22In short, nobody cares about old people.
00:21:24The sooner we die, the better
00:21:25This is how pensions are saved
00:21:27Asunción, the disc has been refilled
00:21:29He's always going on about the same thing.
00:21:30Hey, tomorrow when you go up, bring me this from the store
00:21:32I am not his servant
00:21:33Skimmed milk
00:21:34That's shit
00:21:35But she's driving me crazy with this cholesterol thing.
00:21:38And if you see my cat
00:21:40You tell him to come up
00:21:57Wait a minute, where are you going?
00:21:59Leave me alone, I'm leaving
00:21:59Where to?
00:22:00I don't care, I can't take it anymore
00:22:01Hey, hey, hey, but what can't you stand?
00:22:03To no one
00:22:04Leave
00:22:05Claudia
00:22:06Okay, listen to me
00:22:07I had to go and get you out of a store
00:22:09Because you've been caught stealing
00:22:10And you're the one who can't stand it.
00:22:11Fuck off
00:22:12I did it to help
00:22:13But I see that I'm doing everything wrong
00:22:14Well, I'm leaving.
00:22:15But where are you going?
00:22:17To Marbella
00:22:18To Marbella?
00:22:18Yes, my friend has a bar in Marbella.
00:22:20And I'm going to put out some drinks.
00:22:21And just so you know, it's a topless bar.
00:22:23Claudia, turn around right now
00:22:25And you go up to your room
00:22:25I don't want to
00:22:27Well, look, she's going to Marbella to show her tits.
00:22:28You're not leaving
00:22:30Besides, don't you have boobs?
00:22:31Well, I'll customize them.
00:22:31A couple of posh girls in my class have done it
00:22:33Claudia, you're clear that you're not going to Marbella, right?
00:22:36Okay, but I'm not going back home, I can't stand it.
00:22:38Okay, so where do you want to go?
00:22:39I'm staying in the booth
00:22:40In the doghouse?
00:22:41In the gardener's, you idiot
00:22:44Claudia, tonight you're staying in the gardener's shed
00:22:46But we'll talk tomorrow, okay?
00:22:55Mom, getting in the bathtub won't solve anything.
00:22:57Every time there is a problem
00:22:59Well, that's what your father always did when he was here.
00:23:01I was doing great
00:23:03It must be because of that feeling of being inside the mother's womb.
00:23:06What are you drinking, Mom?
00:23:08Nothing
00:23:09Well, almost.
00:23:10We are running out of stock
00:23:12And in the cellar, all that's left is that rosé champagne your father used to collect.
00:23:17And now I'm on a harder line
00:23:19So, what happened to Claudia?
00:23:21Why did you argue?
00:23:23And why shouldn't we argue?
00:23:27I know I'm a disaster as a woman
00:23:29As a mother and as everyone else
00:23:31But does that girl really have to keep rubbing it in my face?
00:23:35Well, I don't think I'm constantly rubbing it in your face, Mom.
00:23:37You know that Claudia has always been a spoiled brat
00:23:39And she's having a really hard time with her dad's situation.
00:23:41And me too
00:23:43At least I miss him
00:23:44I also did better when he was here
00:23:49So you tell me what we're going to do about Claudia.
00:23:51Because it's clear that I can't leave her alone with you.
00:23:53I don't know, son
00:23:54In these cases, I apply Scarlett Johansson's philosophy.
00:23:58I'll think about it tomorrow.
00:24:00Tomorrow will be another day
00:24:02Scarlet ojara, mom
00:24:14Thanks for watching the video!
00:24:45But what are you doing here?
00:25:01But what are you doing here?
00:25:06Thank you!
00:25:20Thank you!
00:25:22Thank you!
00:25:22Thank you!
00:25:28Thank you!
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:59No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:30Wait, didn't you exile yourself to the gardener's shed?
00:26:33It was very cold.
00:26:34Already.
00:26:35What time is it?
00:26:35Well, the one about getting up, come on.
00:26:37What are you saying?
00:26:38Are you coming with me?
00:26:39Where to?
00:26:39How is this?
00:26:40I'm not going to tell you.
00:26:41I'll give you five minutes to get dressed.
00:26:43Hey?
00:26:44Okay, okay.
00:26:45Come on.
00:26:48Claudia, I'm not joking.
00:26:49I'm going to get my things and come back.
00:27:15I work with the afternoon and night, I work with the days, the whole morning.
00:27:20But don't tell me to make a little money in that box.
00:27:26Come on!
00:27:27Come on!
00:27:30Come on!
00:27:31Come on!
00:27:33Come on!
00:27:34Come on!
00:27:36Come on!
00:27:37Leticia's, baby, I'm the one who made them fashionable, look, there.
00:27:43My mother, doctor.
00:27:44Just a second, please.
00:27:45Wait there, I've brought you inside now.
00:27:48That?
00:27:48That's intense.
00:27:50Do you really work here?
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:51One moment.
00:27:52Juanjo, please keep an eye on her.
00:27:54Sit there.
00:27:54I?
00:27:55I don't have to watch over anyone.
00:27:56Also, you need to know.
00:27:57Juanjo, keep an eye on her, please.
00:27:59Missing?
00:27:59One second.
00:28:10What I always say is that private schools are nothing more than a business.
00:28:15What a shame.
00:28:16I have always been a supporter of public education.
00:28:19So you think I should enroll Claudia in a public school?
00:28:21No, no, no, not a chance, okay?
00:28:24You go to that posh school and you grovel until they readmit her.
00:28:28What do you want, for the girl to become a loser?
00:28:30But they're not going to readmit her until she pays what we see she owes.
00:28:33Yes, what I don't understand is why you brought her here.
00:28:36What do you think?
00:28:37Will she reflect and learn to value what she has?
00:28:40No, but I can't leave her alone at home and right now I don't know what to do with her.
00:28:43Oh, they're giving adult classes upstairs.
00:28:46Can we put her in there, so you can keep an eye on her?
00:28:49Thank you.
00:28:50Estela, I really don't know how to thank you for what you're doing...
00:28:53Yes, yes, yes, you know, Uli, my boxer.
00:28:57Don't you have a moment?
00:28:57Hey Estela, please, I'm going downstairs, Claudia is here alone.
00:29:00What's wrong, Cordillaz?
00:29:05Cabrero, I've been thinking about this all night and I have to ask you something.
00:29:09Okay, the answer is yes. I forgot to use the toilet brush.
00:29:13Let this be the last time.
00:29:14But no, that's not what I was going to ask you.
00:29:16That egg of coffee cups you bought for the house, you brought it from your ex's house.
00:29:20Yes, but it was more mine than hers. My mother gave it to us, and she never took it out.
00:29:24That's it. He didn't even unpack it.
00:29:25But goatherd, that's not right.
00:29:27No, no, no, no, no, no. Until things are distributed properly, we have to go back.
00:29:32No, not at all.
00:29:33Okay, if you're embarrassed, I'll go and return it. I'll call her and tell her that...
00:29:36Don't even think about it, okay? Don't talk to her.
00:29:38But why?
00:29:40Because?
00:29:42I told him you were my girlfriend.
00:29:43What did you say?
00:29:46I told him you were my girlfriend.
00:29:49But, but, but, but, but...
00:29:51But you're crazy!
00:29:52Understand me, it's a guy thing.
00:29:54She's been seeing a friend of mine for three months.
00:29:56I can't rebuild my life, please, please.
00:29:59If you see her, don't tell her it's a lie.
00:30:03Okay.
00:30:04But just so you know, I don't know how to lie.
00:30:05But if you don't have to lie, you just have to be quiet.
00:30:09Thank you, colleague.
00:30:20Hi guys.
00:30:21Hello, pervert.
00:30:23Happens.
00:30:24Go in and knock down the door.
00:30:26Consuelo, I have a problem.
00:30:28You have to stay with this baby all morning.
00:30:31But I have a lot of things to do here.
00:30:32Ah, but it's because Ulysses' sister, the coordinator...
00:30:35And of course, he's foisted it on me.
00:30:37She's a little crazy, isn't she?
00:30:38But it's up to you what you do with it.
00:30:41Claudia.
00:30:42This is Consuelo.
00:30:44And she is in charge of the adult classes.
00:30:46See how great, Yanira?
00:30:48Nothing, what, should I leave you with her?
00:30:50Behave yourself.
00:30:52Okay, so you're Claudia.
00:30:53How are you?
00:30:54I am Consuelo, but around here they call me by her name.
00:30:56Because I help them with the paperwork.
00:30:58Okay, so, what can we do with you?
00:31:00Natia, that's enough.
00:31:01I'm tired of always hearing the same thing.
00:31:03What do we do with Claudia? What do we do with Claudia?
00:31:04Nothing.
00:31:05Nothing, you don't have to do anything with Claudia.
00:31:07Let me live my life.
00:31:09Claudia.
00:31:09What are you doing?
00:31:10Do you want a lesbian or what?
00:31:11And you, an idiot or what?
00:31:12Fuck off.
00:31:14I didn't ask to be brought here.
00:31:15No, you didn't ask to be brought here.
00:31:17But you have a brother who cares a lot about you.
00:31:19Nobody cares about me.
00:31:21Oh, no?
00:31:21Well, look at yourself.
00:31:22That must have cost you at least 300 euros, right?
00:31:24You didn't pay for it.
00:31:26What are you on about?
00:31:27I think it's great that you're angry at the world.
00:31:29But that mix of poshness and self-pity, come on, please, I don't believe that.
00:31:33Are you having problems?
00:31:34Great, I have them too.
00:31:36But it's these people who are here.
00:31:38These people really have problems.
00:31:40Why don't you take a walk around the neighborhood to see a bit of reality?
00:31:45Well, can you read?
00:31:47Clear.
00:31:47No, not so clear.
00:31:49Look, I want you to help me teach them to read.
00:31:53Come on?
00:31:56Come on.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Go.
00:32:07I just don't know how to tell him.
00:32:10You can now leave the center.
00:32:12That's it.
00:32:13Are you OK?
00:32:15Gua.
00:32:15Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:16Gua.
00:32:17Hey, hey, tell your grandpa, please, that all he has to do is keep taking care of himself.
00:32:22but that he can go home.
00:32:31Yes, yes, no, yes.
00:32:39You can go now.
00:32:40Goodbye, goodbye.
00:32:42Bye bye.
00:32:42Bye bye.
00:32:46Hey Uri, what's up, man?
00:32:49How are you?
00:32:50What are you doing, man?
00:32:50Hey, we'll see each other tonight with a glorious one, right?
00:32:52A glory one, why?
00:32:53Dude, but did you get it?
00:32:54The Three Kings' birthday.
00:32:55What am I?
00:32:56Oh, I didn't know anything.
00:32:58I bet he hasn't told you that.
00:32:58Ah, but it'll pass, it's nothing.
00:33:00He told you.
00:33:01No.
00:33:13It's the one where you don't take the bag, dude.
00:33:15No, all for dirty?
00:33:17Is everything for dirt?
00:33:19You've got a nice haircut, huh?
00:33:20It's profound.
00:33:20Permission.
00:33:21Hi Richie, what happened to you?
00:33:23Nothing, I just got a needle in my eye.
00:33:24Richie, not to butt in where I'm not wanted, honey, but I think this alternative life
00:33:27It's not made for you.
00:33:29Every day you come to me with a new problem.
00:33:31How was this one?
00:33:32Well, we're setting up a tent for the camping trip we're doing there because of the evictions.
00:33:35Already.
00:33:36I stepped on one of those skewers.
00:33:37Yes, I see.
00:33:38Thank goodness I already gave you the tetanus shot when you cut yourself making the sandals
00:33:42those.
00:33:42Do you remember?
00:33:42Please, what do you want?
00:33:44Nothing, I've invited Ulysses to your party.
00:33:45As?
00:33:48Damn, king, that's your boss.
00:33:49So, you're really lazy, man, so much stress isn't good, honey.
00:33:52Come on, you've messed up again.
00:33:56I hope he at least has the decency not to come.
00:33:59Be careful.
00:34:00No, no, forgive me.
00:34:02Honey, can you please leave? You're distracting me.
00:34:05Okay, okay, honey.
00:34:06See you later, Richie.
00:34:07Bye.
00:34:08Be careful, I'm very sensitive, okay?
00:34:11Don't worry.
00:34:22This life is so hard, cousin, you don't really know that.
00:34:24Since my dad died, I'm the one who has to take care of everything, man.
00:34:28And of course, there are many things.
00:34:30But a man's a man, isn't he?
00:34:31And he has to be focused on what he has to be focused on.
00:34:33Clear.
00:34:34And that a family is a big responsibility.
00:34:36So imagine two, buddy.
00:34:38Two women, many children.
00:34:39I just can't do that much, damn it.
00:34:41Already.
00:34:43Let's just say you're a little stressed, aren't you?
00:34:48A bit.
00:34:50And maybe that will cause you a little sexual problem.
00:34:59You're a son of a bitch.
00:35:02No, hey, bring it...
00:35:03Look.
00:35:04You're a son of a bitch wiser than Solomon, damn it.
00:35:09Oh, Uli.
00:35:12Oh, oh, Uli.
00:35:16If there's a connection, cousin.
00:35:18There's a connection between you and me, damn it.
00:35:20If not, if you don't need words, just look me in the eyes, right?
00:35:24I mean, you know me like nobody else does, damn it.
00:35:28I know you because I'm your doctor, because...
00:35:29No, Uli, this is much more than that.
00:35:31This is so much more, it's something special.
00:35:33That this is much more.
00:35:35You have to help me, cousin.
00:35:37You have to help me.
00:35:40What's happening to me is very bad.
00:35:43Bad of...
00:35:45Of catastrophe.
00:35:48About what?
00:35:49Of catastrophe.
00:35:51Of catastrophe.
00:35:57What are you carrying, dirty clothes?
00:35:58No.
00:36:01And where are you going with the chicken?
00:36:02Albacete.
00:36:04And so?
00:36:04My girlfriend has fallen ill.
00:36:05And why don't you bring her roses?
00:36:07He doesn't like them.
00:36:08He likes chicken.
00:36:14Sorry.
00:36:18There is no Nante...
00:36:21There is, there is, there isn't.
00:36:23There is no path if it is not...
00:36:31Stelae, Stelae, Stelae.
00:36:33Come on, Partridge, this is a piece of cake.
00:36:37Wakes at sea.
00:36:40Yes, very good.
00:36:41Consulate, Perdiz has read the entire poem.
00:36:44Ah, well then.
00:36:45Applause.
00:36:48Hi guys.
00:36:49Hello, Consuelo.
00:36:50This is Ulysses, Claudia's brother.
00:36:54Delighted and thank you very much.
00:36:56You are welcome.
00:36:57How are things going with Claudia?
00:36:58Well, very good, wonderfully.
00:36:59She's a lovely girl.
00:37:01No, he's confused.
00:37:03I'm referring to Claudia, the little blonde girl who's like the girl from The Exorcist, but in full possession.
00:37:08Yes, the same one.
00:37:09She has just been helping Perdiz read and has managed to get Yanira to learn the rule of three.
00:37:14That?
00:37:15Sure, sure.
00:37:16What I told you, okay?
00:37:17The moment I saw her, I thought...
00:37:20This girl has a self-esteem complex.
00:37:23And what she needs is to feel useful, to be taken into account.
00:37:26But anyway, we can talk about all this tonight at the party.
00:37:29Because you're coming to the Three Kings' Day party for a little while.
00:37:31Yes, it's my birthday.
00:37:33Thank you.
00:37:36Richi, I told you not to look at the spots, you're very squeamish.
00:37:40Sit there.
00:37:40Me, but my colleagues have asked me...
00:37:42Give me a second, okay? I have someone in the waiting room.
00:37:44Okay, can I lie down?
00:37:45Tumate, tumate.
00:38:05Aunt/Uncle, are you okay?
00:38:07Yes, a little dizzy, but okay.
00:38:10Sure.
00:38:11Now, very good.
00:38:13Richi, are you okay?
00:38:14He fell, he says he's dizzy.
00:38:17Ah, you've never been here before, have you?
00:38:19No.
00:38:20Well, you have to take your card and go to reception to make an appointment.
00:38:22My card?
00:38:23No, it's worth a bit, but oh well.
00:38:25I only use it to open the front door when she leaves me the key, so...
00:38:28Here you go.
00:38:30You're not from this neighborhood, are you?
00:38:32No, I am Ulysses' sister.
00:38:34My name is Claudia.
00:38:35Hi, Claudia.
00:38:36I am Richi.
00:38:41Two nice cold beers, just the way Cabrero likes them.
00:38:45By the way, your sister loves it, huh?
00:38:47Yeah, I didn't want beer.
00:38:50So, your friend has a problem with premature ejaculation with one woman and impotence with another.
00:38:55Well, your friend is lucky indeed.
00:38:58And you're going to tell your friend two things.
00:39:00The first one, who is very lucky to be spending two days together, even though things are embarrassing.
00:39:04And secondly, what I should do is distribute it, right?
00:39:08Since he's not distributing anything, it's best if he takes it easy.
00:39:10Would you say that to your friend?
00:39:12Can you stop doing that?
00:39:13And?
00:39:14About your friend.
00:39:15Look, I'm going to bring you, for your friend, some books that were given out at a sexology seminar I did in
00:39:21the Alpujarras in the 1970s.
00:39:23There they taught us a lot of techniques to enjoy sex calmly.
00:39:26A tantric thing, you know?
00:39:28Well, you have no idea what that was like.
00:39:29Couples of all kinds went there to resolve their sensual problems and they all ended up sleeping with different people.
00:39:36Well, I haven't had sex that trembling from here.
00:39:38But why the shame?
00:39:39Damn, because there was no AIDS.
00:39:40There was no AIDS in those times.
00:39:41At most you'd catch gonorrhea, or trichomoniasis.
00:39:44Have you ever had that?
00:39:45Yes of course.
00:39:46Hello.
00:39:49Come and check my email.
00:39:50Hello.
00:39:51Hi, Richi.
00:39:52Are you there, Claudia?
00:39:52Yes, we already know each other.
00:39:54Hey, what thanks?
00:39:56You are welcome.
00:39:57Is something wrong?
00:39:58I'll make it weird for you.
00:39:59He got dizzy.
00:40:00Do you live around here?
00:40:01No.
00:40:03Too bad.
00:40:04Lucia, can you come and help me at the bar?
00:40:07No, I'm a little girl and it's illegal to take little girls out.
00:40:10It's impossible.
00:40:11Richi, you check your email and whatever else you want.
00:40:13I don't charge you.
00:40:14Thank you, beautiful.
00:40:20Let's see if he doesn't realize we haven't bought the biscuits.
00:40:22I just don't understand why you bought all this.
00:40:24But why is this lady afraid to go out on the street?
00:40:26Yeah, sure, that's your good deed for the day, right?
00:40:29I thought you'd forgotten your Boy Scout days.
00:40:31Claudia, this is called making soap.
00:40:33What's happening?
00:40:33What, don't you know what that word means?
00:40:35You're a doctor, not an errand boy.
00:40:37Well, whatever this lady tells us.
00:40:39You're going to behave just as well as you have with their side, okay?
00:40:41Of course, Mr. Congeniality 2007 asked me to.
00:40:44Well, to begin with, you're going to give her the bags when we get home.
00:40:47No.
00:40:48Well, I don't like this brand of milk.
00:40:50And you forgot the biscuits.
00:40:52Asunción, please, on top of everything else, I'm already listening to you.
00:40:55And I'm sure the supermarket guy tricked you and overcharged you.
00:40:58Well, he has to pay me for this.
00:40:59Well, we'll have to see about that.
00:41:01What a terrible purchase you made for me.
00:41:02This is what happens when you try to be nice.
00:41:04And your sister looks like a living dead person.
00:41:07Did something happen to your eyes, daughter?
00:41:09I like wearing them like this.
00:41:10Oh, you like it?
00:41:13You like to feed your family too, don't you?
00:41:15Listen, lady, what business is it of yours what I do with my family?
00:41:18Nothing for me.
00:41:18He always has to be a pain in the ass.
00:41:20Hey girl, drink your milk and ask them to exchange it for another one.
00:41:23Ma'am, you go downstairs and change or buy whatever milk you want.
00:41:26Glory.
00:41:26And what's it to you what I do with my carton of skim milk?
00:41:29I don't care about anything.
00:41:31Ulysses, let's go.
00:41:31This woman drives me crazy.
00:41:35I like it.
00:41:36She has character.
00:41:37And it shows that he lacks affection.
00:41:39Like you?
00:41:40Look, I'm leaving you the invoice so you can pay me later.
00:41:43Okay, but change my milk.
00:41:44You pay my bill.
00:41:53Look, Reyes, you have no idea how much trouble I had getting a taxi...
00:41:57No no.
00:42:17Are you going to Reyes' birthday party?
00:42:19Yeah.
00:42:19He's nice.
00:42:21Already.
00:42:21Hey, you don't mind being alone, do you?
00:42:23I don't think Mom will be long in getting here.
00:42:25I hope you have a good time.
00:42:27For once he goes out, hopefully he'll get lucky.
00:42:29Hey, do you know anything about these new contraceptives that you take once a year?
00:42:34They say it takes away your period, but...
00:42:36Just a moment, just a moment.
00:42:37What are you talking about?
00:42:39You're a doctor, aren't you?
00:42:40Yes, I'm a doctor and your older brother.
00:42:42Why that question?
00:42:43Who do you want me to ask here?
00:42:47Claudia, you already...
00:42:48No, not yet.
00:42:50I am a virgin.
00:42:51But I'm not going to be like this forever.
00:42:54Claudia, it's just that...
00:42:55I've met someone.
00:42:57When?
00:42:58Today.
00:42:58Today?
00:43:00Well, Claudia, I have to go, but we'll talk about this calmly tomorrow, okay?
00:43:06And please, don't do anything foolish from today to tomorrow.
00:43:09Dude, do you see me as so desperate?
00:43:11No.
00:43:11The best shirt...
00:43:16Okay, you're playing me, please.
00:43:19Okay?
00:43:19No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:22If you wanted to do what I wanted, or wanted it, or wanted it for what I was worth to you.
00:43:28If you came to me, if you understood me, you wouldn't want me to say it like this.
00:43:35I don't know what I'm saying anymore, but I know I'm crazy today.
00:43:40Even though you're crazy about yourself
00:43:43Even if you're completely crazy
00:43:46I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
00:43:48But I know I'm not crazy
00:43:52What do you think?
00:43:53Dressed to kill
00:43:55Well, if you want to hook up with the queen mother
00:43:58For Maria, you are her only son.
00:43:59It's wrong of me to tell you the truth because I care about you.
00:44:10I don't know what I'm saying anymore.
00:44:12But I know I'm not crazy
00:44:15Did you finally come?
00:44:17Yes, of course, I didn't want to lose her.
00:44:18You have no idea how hard it was to convince the taxi driver to let me out here.
00:44:22Well, this is for you.
00:44:24It's from my father's winery
00:44:25Damn, cava?
00:44:26No, it's rosé champagne.
00:44:28So you don't drink on a special occasion with someone special.
00:44:30Hey, pen, you've arrived
00:44:32You've already poured some cider, how nice!
00:44:34No, no, no, cider, it's champagne
00:44:36What are you doing there, son?
00:44:37How little would you have adopted?
00:44:38Hey, I'm going to check on the girl, okay?
00:44:40But it's better than the...
00:44:42Excuse me, where is it?
00:44:43It's from the winery
00:44:45Do you know how much that bottle costs?
00:44:46Well, I have no idea, mate, but I'm sure the scaffolding is pink.
00:44:50Let's dance, darling
00:44:51Come on
00:45:04Hello
00:45:06Have you come?
00:45:06Yes, but I don't know what for, to be honest.
00:45:09Oh, I'm not a good reason?
00:45:11Hey!
00:45:12Police!
00:45:14Police, come here, please, my girl!
00:45:17Come here, my child!
00:45:18My little girl!
00:45:20She found it on the stairs!
00:45:22I came to a worse one and it's fallen down!
00:45:24Come, come!
00:45:26Okay, okay, okay, calm down, calm down, calm down, come with me, I'm going to put you up here, my love, come!
00:45:31Let's see!
00:45:32Let me see you.
00:45:36But hey, it's just a little tap on the nose, nothing serious.
00:45:39Okay, Gloria, bring me some ice, please.
00:45:41Something must be broken, he insists on taking it down on goblin-like steps.
00:45:45On the arm!
00:45:46Let's see
00:45:48Okay, you don't have anything on your arm, look.
00:45:51That will heal right away.
00:45:53Let's see, let's see, let's see
00:45:55Look up
00:45:58No, my love, you can't!
00:46:02Mom said it's very late and you can't go.
00:46:04Please!
00:46:05You can't, darling.
00:46:07Please!
00:46:09No
00:46:10Look, she's not bleeding
00:46:11No, little kiss!
00:46:33Yeah, but it's really great.
00:46:36And also, tender
00:46:38Don't tell me it doesn't look good enough to eat with a slice of sliced bread.
00:46:41You're going to see me tomorrow, and I'll stop by his office.
00:46:44You're stupid!
00:46:45That's my girl, okay!
00:46:47Get on the breast
00:46:47No, no, no, no
00:46:49That's not the case because you're drunk
00:46:51No, it just doesn't fit.
00:46:52It doesn't fit!
00:46:55It doesn't fit
00:46:56I'll tell you where this fits in.
00:46:58No, no, no!
00:47:03No no!
00:47:04No, no, no!
00:47:08Hey goatherd, don't get so close!
00:47:10If you are my girlfriend
00:47:11No, no, no, no
00:47:11But only when your wife is around
00:47:13No, no, no!
00:47:18Oh, I saw you dancing with the girl
00:47:21And I have thought of officiating the gentleman
00:47:23It's a fantasy I have, one that I love.
00:47:26I mean, all these people are really nice.
00:47:28But this is tacky, isn't it, Ulysses?
00:47:30Why don't we love each other?
00:47:32I don't know, although you
00:47:32Uli, I'm more delighted than ever to hear from you, kid.
00:47:38Where the hell are you?
00:47:39I hear a lot of commotion.
00:47:40Tell me, Ray
00:47:41Ah, I was calling to see if you had studied any of my subjects.
00:47:46Come on
00:47:46Yeah
00:47:47Okay
00:47:47I've been talking to a friend
00:47:48We're leaving
00:47:49I can't hear you, damn it
00:47:50We're leaving
00:47:51Hey, look, I'm not saying anything to you
00:47:51I'm going outside for a second, okay?
00:47:53Estela, please
00:47:54Uli, focus, damn it
00:47:55Focus on what we're talking about
00:47:56I shit on the dead
00:47:57I'm really worried
00:47:58Ray, listen to me
00:47:59Now is not a good time to talk.
00:48:01But not now, what?
00:48:02Not now, what?
00:48:03Uli, tell me what I have to do, damn it
00:48:04I have my relative here waiting
00:48:06Okay
00:48:07Okay, let's see.
00:48:08So from now on, think that
00:48:10Everything that happens to you is mental.
00:48:13Mention, what the hell does "mentar" mean?
00:48:15Uli, son, what does "mentar" mean?
00:48:16Look, you have to take things at a much higher price.
00:48:19For example
00:48:20You take it in bed
00:48:21And you start touching your foot
00:48:23Slowly
00:48:24Everything very slowly
00:48:26Give me your feet, girl
00:48:27Give me your feet, damn it.
00:48:29Then you gradually climb higher
00:48:31You go up to your knee
00:48:33But all this very slowly
00:48:36What did he say slowly, damn it?
00:48:37What does that saying mean, "do it slowly"?
00:48:39You come back, well, I mean, you pass the knee
00:48:43Hang on a minute
00:48:47This is not what it seems
00:48:48Hey
00:48:49Yourself, huh?
00:48:53Bring
00:48:54I told you it wasn't a good time
00:48:56I have to leave you
00:48:57Uli
00:48:57I'm sorry
00:48:58Look, I'm sorry, but we'll talk tomorrow.
00:49:00Uli, Uli
00:49:01Bye
00:49:01Damn it
00:49:02Uli, don't leave me like this
00:49:02Damn it
00:49:07I can't, I can't, I can't
00:49:09That I can't
00:49:10That it doesn't come true with a laugh
00:49:11Uli
00:49:12Shut up, don't be annoying
00:49:14What is my wife?
00:49:15You haven't given me
00:49:16Rosy, please
00:49:16Isaac
00:49:18Isaac, guys
00:49:19Have you seen Isaac?
00:49:23Damn, what are you doing?
00:49:25Why are you kings?
00:49:26Why are you kings?
00:49:27Isaac
00:49:28We're going to blow out the candles.
00:49:29Where are you?
00:49:31Isaac
00:49:33Coming?
00:49:34What do you mean, is he coming?
00:49:35Isaac
00:49:38Isaac
00:49:38Isaac
00:49:44Look
00:49:44Well, kings
00:49:46She's like...
00:49:48If we know each other
00:49:48Ulysses
00:49:49Hello, kings
00:49:51Have you seen Isaac?
00:49:53Isaac
00:49:57Yeah
00:49:58In the bathroom
00:49:59In the bath of sun and shade
00:50:01Let's all go after Isaac
00:50:02Let's see
00:50:03Where is?
00:50:05You don't get along
00:50:10Happy birthday to you
00:50:15Happy birthday
00:50:17Miss Reyes
00:50:21Happy birthday
00:50:23Happy birthday to you
00:50:25Happy birthday to you
00:50:26Happy birthday to you
00:50:28Happy birthday to you
00:50:28Happy birthday to you
00:50:29Happy birthday to you
00:50:29Happy birthday to you
00:50:31Happy birthday to you
00:50:33Happy birthday to you
00:50:36Happy birthday to you
00:50:37Happy birthday to you
00:50:38Happy birthday to you
00:50:38Happy birthday to you
00:50:38Happy birthday to you
00:50:38Happy birthday to you
00:50:39Happy birthday to you
00:50:40Happy birthday to you
00:50:42Happy birthday to you
00:50:43Happy birthday to you
00:50:43Happy birthday to you
00:50:44Happy birthday to you
00:50:45Happy birthday to you
00:50:47Happy birthday to you
00:51:13Come on, sleepyhead! Get up!
00:51:15I've made you a tuna sandwich and an orange juice
00:51:18I'd never thought about what you like for breakfast, so...
00:51:20Please, Claudia, speak more slowly and not so loudly, okay?
00:51:24Hangover?
00:51:27Let's see, the alarm clock hasn't even gone off yet.
00:51:29Come on, get moving, we can't be late
00:51:33Oh, look, I painted my nails, she lent me some nail polish and...
00:51:36You wouldn't believe the number of colors there are to wear without me even noticing.
00:51:40Do you like them?
00:51:48What they find most difficult are consonant blends.
00:51:50I didn't know they were called that, do you know what they are?
00:51:53Well, with the ones that get stuck
00:51:54You triumphed yesterday, didn't you?
00:51:55Dude, where are you going to Arrasas? You have to give me the address of your gym.
00:51:58Hey...
00:51:59No, it's your colony.
00:52:00So, you triumphed
00:52:01No, no, and please, darling, go away now, now
00:52:03Ulises, just so you know, the girl you slept with yesterday lives in my building.
00:52:05I didn't sleep with her
00:52:06I haven't asked you.
00:52:07But I do
00:52:08What happened?
00:52:08Nothing
00:52:09Good morning, hello, Claudia
00:52:11I thought you had better taste, I don't know, more class.
00:52:14Well, look, I swear absolutely nothing happened
00:52:17She slept at her house and I slept at mine, go to class now
00:52:20You're making it even worse, I mean, did you guys do it in the doorway?
00:52:23Reyes, how's the guy with the piercings doing?
00:52:25Well, Claudia, please, can you all calm down for a second or what's going on?
00:52:28I already know that, I meant his wounds and that
00:52:30So, what do you want to know?
00:52:32Well, everything
00:52:33His parents own a hardware store, they're doing very well, they're very good people
00:52:37Richie went to live in one of those industrial warehouses because he wants to be a squatter.
00:52:40The boy was very supportive
00:52:41She's at that anti-eviction encampment now, you know?
00:52:45Occupy
00:52:46I had seen them on television before, but I didn't know they were so good-looking.
00:52:53All I'm saying is that you could have taken me home; I waited an hour for a
00:52:57Taxi
00:52:57Excuse me, can someone help me?
00:53:00What's happening?
00:53:01Here, in the open field next door, it's raining stones.
00:53:03Holy shit, another meteorite?
00:53:04And here we go again with the meteorite.
00:53:05Man, this man says the stone falls from the sky, Ulysses
00:53:07Well, let me tell you
00:53:08This one that I've had and a few others that I've miraculously escaped
00:53:11Well, you don't have to be a scientist to realize this is cement and stone, Reyes
00:53:14Well, yes, it certainly doesn't look much like a meteorite.
00:53:16Well, what? Is someone going to cure me?
00:53:18We're going to argue about silly things today.
00:53:23But, come here, misfortunes
00:53:25What's wrong with me?
00:53:28Leave me alone
00:53:30Let's see
00:53:30Please, the child, the child
00:53:32Just a second, kid, I'll be a little while
00:53:34Let's see, are you brains running on fumes? How could you even think of practicing in the middle of the street?
00:53:37I was practicing my swing
00:53:38But don't worry, he's already beaten up three guys.
00:53:41I can see the graffiti eye from at least 33 meters away
00:53:46Let's see
00:53:47In golf, it's about getting the ball in the hole, not the stones.
00:53:51Yes, but it's just stupid.
00:53:53Did you say 33 meters?
00:53:55You're simply incapable of following rules
00:53:57Damn, dude, ever since I was in kindergarten I haven't stopped hearing that
00:54:01Yes, I am capable.
00:54:04Teach me, please
00:54:05I'll teach you, but on the condition that you only practice in open fields.
00:54:10Fiance
00:54:12Take
00:54:13Hey, what about without stones?
00:54:15Uh, yeah
00:54:16No, promise me
00:54:17I promise you
00:54:18Let's see
00:54:19Let's see
00:54:21Well, it's a matter of concentration
00:54:23OK?
00:54:25Focus
00:54:25There
00:54:26Think about the imaginary line of the blow
00:54:28Bring your elbows together
00:54:29That is
00:54:31Relax your shoulders
00:54:32The little butt in the air
00:54:33There
00:54:34Do you have it?
00:54:35Yeah
00:54:35Good
00:54:36What is this?
00:54:38Sorry
00:54:40I was looking for a doctor, not a golf instructor.
00:54:42Sorry, huh?
00:54:49Boss, this isn't leaving this room, is it?
00:54:58Here I catch you and here I kill you, like a good Spaniard
00:55:00Did they do it in Callejón?
00:55:01It seems so.
00:55:03I didn't know Luis was such a wolf
00:55:04Oh, it's so obvious you haven't seen it.
00:55:06If only I had that body
00:55:07Things would be different for me.
00:55:13You can take one if you want, okay?
00:55:14Those are the ones the kings brought from what was left over from the birthday party
00:55:16What's wrong with you?
00:55:18Nothing
00:55:18What's wrong with me? Nothing, nothing.
00:55:20You've been talking to Ulysses
00:55:21Which Ulysses?
00:55:22Ah, the coordinator
00:55:24Oh my God
00:55:25What did he find so upsetting about her getting involved with that banner?
00:55:27Juanjo, please, it seems you don't know me, huh?
00:55:29Since when do I have two feelings?
00:55:33Man
00:55:36What's up, dude?
00:55:38What do you mean, what's going on?
00:55:39Do you know something?
00:55:39What? Why are you asking me that, dude?
00:55:41I don't know what?
00:55:42What do you mean you still have the one that happened last night?
00:55:43No, I don't know anything.
00:55:44You did quite enough last night, making me get up ten times to give the child water.
00:55:46Already
00:55:47Look how handsome he is!
00:55:47He looks gorgeous, yes
00:55:48And Blanca told me that it's very hydrated
00:55:50Great, hey, what's up? Will you have a coffee with me?
00:55:51Okay, fine, come on, tell me what happened last night
00:55:58Reyes, aunt, what's wrong? A punch, or what?
00:56:00Richie, are you going to back down over four infected spots or what?
00:56:03No, but damn it, be careful, I don't want to get dizzy again.
00:56:05Okay
00:56:07Hey, do you know anything about Claudia?
00:56:09Well
00:56:11And why do you want to know that?
00:56:12What are you going to be, Reyes?
00:56:14Richie is in the social guarantee classroom.
00:56:16But I warn you, she's quite posh.
00:56:18Cool, huh?
00:56:20It's different.
00:56:20Already
00:56:21Come on, and finish the fuck up, I'm seeing stars, girl
00:56:25I don't know, man.
00:56:26Sometimes I just lose my mind, man.
00:56:27And now I'm filled with remorse.
00:56:29Yes, I have many regrets, but it's not like I'm being cruel.
00:56:31But let's see if I can't help it
00:56:32And Cabrero says it's a disorder that many men have.
00:56:35And Cabrero says it's a disorder that many men have.
00:56:35And then I am Anabel and I end it all in the life of the train
00:56:37But also, what if it was just a make-out session?
00:56:39Well, and a little groping.
00:56:41But it was Rosy!
00:56:43Those low-cut tops and those miniskirts
00:56:45As if to look the other way
00:56:47I don't know, I remember her from high school
00:56:49And what do you think?
00:56:50What do I think?
00:56:51You're a pig
00:56:52And I'm dying of envy
00:56:54Yeah, and besides, that's what I think, because I'm a pig.
00:56:57Besides, I would have definitely slept with him.
00:56:58If it takes a few more minutes to catch me
00:57:00It's been a while since...
00:57:02Anabel always ends up exploding in a terrible mood
00:57:04And when she wants, I get a headache
00:57:06Don't mess with me, you only sleep with her when you think you have a child
00:57:09Well, almost
00:57:11Furthermore, he finds fault with everything.
00:57:14And what do you want me to say?
00:57:15I'm fed up
00:57:16One of these days I'll grab the door.
00:57:18And I'm going to give the biggest one to Rosy
00:57:20I'm from Rosy
00:57:22Hey Eduardo, don't change the subject, man
00:57:23The important thing now is that I don't know what to do with my guilty conscience.
00:57:26Come on, you have a shitty life.
00:57:28We'll talk about it another day, right?
00:57:30They already call me Anabel
00:57:31Why do I jump from one topic to another?
00:57:34She gets very nervous
00:57:36Hey, so what do I do?
00:57:36Should I tell him about something else, butterfly or pass?
00:57:39Ernesto has shit himself
00:57:41Dude, he always does the same thing to me before I finish the baby food.
00:57:43Touch it to change it
00:57:44Eduardo, you're not helping me at all, are you?
00:57:45Look, here everyone sticks to their own thing.
00:57:47Eduardo, dude, but...
00:57:48Are you going to leave it here like this?
00:57:51See you later
00:57:52Eduardo
00:57:53Ignore them
00:57:54What you need is a woman
00:57:56Men don't know how to listen.
00:57:58And of glory, besides, if you're right, I already know.
00:58:01You know that sometimes I lose my mind
00:58:02But you know that I love Reyes
00:58:04More than my life
00:58:05But look at how you love your wife
00:58:07That's when you've been cheating on her with someone else
00:58:12What's up, man?
00:58:13Come on, let us through, man
00:58:14But hey, don't get any ideas.
00:58:15Yes, yes, yes
00:58:17Everyone sitting there
00:58:19Hey, hey, don't even touch the boss, okay?
00:58:20Damn it, please, pay attention to the child
00:58:22Sorry
00:58:23Juanjo, has my sister downloaded this yet?
00:58:25Not that I know of, but you're not going to pull a fast one on me, are you?
00:58:27That it doesn't fall under my agreement
00:58:28Oh, thank you so much!
00:58:29Now, if you want, you can give me permission to take Friday off because I have a manicure appointment.
00:58:32Friday is impossible, I'm sorry
00:58:34Ulysses, I wanted to talk to you
00:58:35What's wrong, is it causing problems?
00:58:36No, not one more
00:58:37It's incredible the great atmosphere he's created in class
00:58:39But this girl is completely irrelevant
00:58:40Well, it's just a precautionary measure.
00:58:42I know.
00:58:43You have to get 4,000 euros
00:58:44Okay, she's told me everything.
00:58:45But Claudia has to finish her studies.
00:58:47She's very clever
00:58:48And it's worth making the effort.
00:58:49And return it to its place
00:58:51Come on, he's already done a few days of missions from here
00:58:52Clear
00:58:53Hey, thank you so much, really
00:58:54By the way, do you know where it is?
00:58:56I don't know, it just came out a moment ago
00:58:57But how? Juanjo told me he didn't see her come down
00:58:59Well, he'll be very far away.
00:59:03Let's see
00:59:09Yes, I was the class snitch.
00:59:10And I want that Friday off.
00:59:12Leave us alone, please
00:59:16Can you tell me what you're doing?
00:59:18Right now I'm watching my sister make a fool of herself.
00:59:20Do you still always have to be making a mess of things?
00:59:22It will be a family thing.
00:59:23Can I say something?
00:59:24No!
00:59:24What's wrong? Haven't you ever seen someone die in your life or what?
00:59:26But what? You just met!
00:59:28I've made out with whomever I want.
00:59:29That's why I wanted to know about the pills.
00:59:30Because I'm not stupid and I want to be informed
00:59:32Well, Claudia, after this, what am I going to do with you?
00:59:34Huh? Let's go
00:59:34Let's go home
00:59:36Come on!
00:59:36And me with you?
00:59:37And with Mom?
00:59:38And with Dad?
00:59:39And what about the shitty money you earn?
00:59:41Damn, this is similar to when I went to family therapy with my parents.
00:59:44Shut up!
00:59:45Just so you know, I'm not a child.
00:59:46And I'm going to sleep with whoever I want.
00:59:48But do you know what this guy has in his penis?
00:59:49No, he doesn't know, no
00:59:54With who?
00:59:54Who? Isaac, who have you been hooking up with?
00:59:57With who?
01:00:00With whom? What are you like?
01:00:01With Rosy
01:00:01With Rosy
01:00:02With Rosy, dude
01:00:04Not with Rosy, Isaac
01:00:05With Rosy
01:00:11Damn, kings
01:00:12If you liked geranium
01:00:13Do you really think I'm going to forgive you for groping Rosy over a geranium?
01:00:16But it was a clever idea.
01:00:17You know me from Nasilla
01:00:19Well, that's it
01:00:20I already know you, Isaac.
01:00:24Okay, okay, okay
01:00:25Okay, I'm an idiot, fine, I know.
01:00:26But here I am telling you, aren't I?
01:00:28Let's see, if I had been a bad person
01:00:29I would have fallen and pinned the blame on Ulysses, wouldn't I?
01:00:32And why does he have to stand up for you?
01:00:34Can you explain it to me?
01:00:35Well, because there's a kind of brotherhood among guys.
01:00:37Today for you, tomorrow for me
01:00:38Today I help him, tomorrow he helps me
01:00:41Hey, kings, baby, baby, baby
01:00:44Baby, I love you, okay?
01:00:47Girl, you know that, right?
01:00:48No, you mean everything to me, okay?
01:00:53Isaac, can you tell me why I married you?
01:00:56That's what I ask myself, because I don't deserve you.
01:01:00Quitambre
01:01:01Get out
01:01:05Hey, kings
01:01:07But you forgive me, right?
01:01:10You're an idiot.
01:01:38Hey, young man, let's go home
01:01:39That's enough, your little trip is over
01:01:42Hey?
01:01:43Auntie, aunt, aunt
01:01:43I love you, okay?
01:01:45Just so you know, for me it was the best make-out session of my life
01:01:47I put my heart into it and it turned out great.
01:01:50I love you too, Richie
01:01:51But please, don't talk nonsense, man.
01:01:53Ulises, you're a complete jerk
01:01:54But anyway, what happens now?
01:01:56So you were with that slutty neighbor of mine, weren't you?
01:01:58So, you can go with sluts, but I can't go with slobs.
01:02:00Auntie, I'm not a pig.
01:02:01Ulysses, don't interfere in my life, you idiot.
01:02:04Well, it doesn't seem like you use it much either.
01:02:06The natural protection of the skin is screwed, it breaks
01:02:08Oh, really? Is that true?
01:02:10Yeah
01:02:10Hey, can you tell me what you're talking about?
01:02:12Sample menu for your sister, huh?
01:02:14Kings
01:02:15Kings, please, you two
01:02:17That?
01:02:17I'm going to talk to you
01:02:18No, no, I can't now.
01:02:19No, not now, later
01:02:20But she told me she'll wait for you here until you get off work.
01:02:21But I just can't, I really can't.
01:02:23Okay, yes, but please take my sister home with you.
01:02:25You, brother?
01:02:26Yes, there it is, let's go
01:02:28Let's go
01:02:29Let me go
01:02:29Should I get my pipe out?
01:02:30No, no, but take it now
01:02:31What are you doing?
01:02:32There
01:02:32Ah!
01:02:32It's a complete kidnapping!
01:02:35Richi, do something!
01:02:36Richi!
01:02:36Careful!
01:02:37A little care, please!
01:02:39Don't laugh again
01:02:40Richi!
01:02:41Go over there
01:02:44Come on, handsome, let's get going
01:02:46Come on, damn it, stay still
01:02:48If you break anything of mine, I'll end up paying for it.
01:02:50Hey, can we stop by my old school?
01:02:52I want my colleagues to freak out.
01:02:53I just obey your brother, period.
01:02:55By?
01:02:56Damn, with all the little questions
01:02:57Why don't you just keep your mouth shut?
01:02:59You look even more beautiful
01:02:59What if I don't fall?
01:03:00You don't want to know, do you?
01:03:01You don't want to know
01:03:02Okay
01:03:02And leave me alone, damn it!
01:03:04Wow, my brother has some friends.
01:03:06Come on, damn it, get going already!
01:03:08I don't have all day, damn it
01:03:11We're doing badly.
01:03:13Blonde
01:03:14Hold on tight
01:03:14Fernando Alonso next to me is a joke.
01:03:16And?
01:03:17A moron, damn it
01:03:29Wake
01:03:31Wake
01:03:31It is the
01:03:33Teo café
01:03:33Man, a beer now, a white one, that's all.
01:03:35Isaac, this is a health center
01:03:37The beers at the bar
01:03:40Wake
01:03:41Can you tell me what you said to Reyes?
01:03:43Wait here, there's no guli
01:03:45If you don't mind me asking what you told Reyes
01:03:47Well, to be honest, what can I say?
01:03:49But come on, I'll stand up for you.
01:03:50And you leave me high and dry?
01:03:51Yes, Uri
01:03:52But I can't lie to Reyes
01:03:54But you didn't need to do anything
01:03:56That I had already lied to him
01:03:57So, in the end, Kings of Kings
01:03:59Oh, I thought you had bad taste.
01:04:01And Reyes, I'll take that idiot's face off.
01:04:02Why are you standing up for this guy?
01:04:03These two will end up having sex, you'll see.
01:04:05Don't get so close, goatherd
01:04:07Ulysses, you have a visitor
01:04:09Princess House
01:04:10Hello, Ulysses
01:04:11Hey
01:04:12So, when are you going to sign my permit for Friday, huh?
01:04:15Okay
01:04:15Hello gorgeous
01:04:16Thank you for being such a great doctor and for taking me out to watch over the vigil.
01:04:20But hey, you didn't have to buy me anything.
01:04:22Thank you so much
01:04:23Do you like it
01:04:24I buy it from the Chinese, it's the softest.
01:04:26Yes, and the prettiest one
01:04:30Thanks, beautiful
01:04:31I'm going to put on
01:04:32Damn, that little brat
01:04:35Blanca, it's yours
01:04:37Thank you
01:04:39Hello?
01:04:40Yes, yes, it's me.
01:04:41And you? Who are you?
01:04:43Ah, ah
01:04:45Do you want to talk to him?
01:04:46Oh no, with me, with me
01:04:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
01:04:50I'm going there, I'm going there, I'm going there
01:04:52Your wife!
01:04:53I'll find you later
01:05:06Hello
01:05:06I wanted to talk to you
01:05:07Oh, look
01:05:08I swear
01:05:09I ate the ham
01:05:10Thinking I was his, huh
01:05:11No, my father gave it to me.
01:05:12Oh, what a shame, what a shame
01:05:13The truth is, I don't know what to say.
01:05:14I feel so bad
01:05:15If I had taken advantage of something
01:05:16No...
01:05:17And then
01:05:18The coffee cup set
01:05:19Horrifying
01:05:20His mother gave it to me.
01:05:21Bad idea
01:05:23But let's get to the point, dear
01:05:25How long have you been sleeping with my husband?
01:05:27Since...
01:05:32Look, ma'am
01:05:32I'm sorry
01:05:33But I don't go to bed
01:05:34Not even with her husband
01:05:35Not with anyone's
01:05:35But then
01:05:36Aren't you thinking about having a child?
01:05:38He told me yes.
01:05:38But what do you mean, a son?
01:05:40No
01:05:41We're just colleagues.
01:05:42I have allowed him to come to my house
01:05:43Because you threw it
01:05:44But only for a few days
01:05:45This is temporary.
01:05:47Provisional?
01:05:49You're sorely mistaken, beautiful
01:05:50It took me 20 years
01:05:52To kick him out of the house
01:05:53I hope you
01:05:54Don't take so long
01:05:56I'll buy you a coffee
01:05:57And why did you want to see me?
01:05:59Because I thought
01:06:00That you had fallen in love with him
01:06:01And I wanted to warn you
01:06:02Well, it's from his fondness for porn.
01:06:04Because of his carelessness with money
01:06:06Of his lies
01:06:07In the end
01:06:09But he's not a bad person.
01:06:10But what do I do now?
01:06:11Should I kick him out of the house?
01:06:12Or should I ignore the ford?
01:06:14Man!
01:06:16The two women in my life
01:06:18That's what I like to see.
01:06:19That you become friends
01:06:20How are you, darling?
01:06:21Get out! Get out!
01:06:23I'm sorry, Christopher
01:06:25But it didn't work.
01:06:27No, I was already wondering about it.
01:06:33Ah!
01:06:36Your name is Christopher
01:06:38Let me know if you're already signing for me
01:06:39The permission you told me about
01:06:40For the manicure, huh?
01:06:40Yes, and you told me too
01:06:41That you were going to leave
01:06:42And in the end you catch yourself chirping
01:06:43I could too
01:06:43Were you tweeting at me?
01:06:44Damn, well yes
01:06:45And that's why I took Monday off.
01:06:47But what do you want Monday for?
01:06:48And I saw you running
01:06:49I?
01:06:49Well, to go to the dentist
01:06:51Come on, please, let me out
01:06:52Oh well
01:06:55What happened?
01:06:56Wait, wait, I've got it here
01:06:57I have it here, don't worry.
01:06:58Calm down, sit him down
01:06:59Sit him down, relax.
01:07:00I have it here
01:07:00Juajo, please!
01:07:03Stool!
01:07:03Take it, take it, take it
01:07:05Juajo, come here!
01:07:06Take
01:07:08Let's see
01:07:09What happened to you?
01:07:10What happened to you?
01:07:11What happened to me?
01:07:12Your sister
01:07:13What's so complicated?
01:07:14What happened to my sister?
01:07:15That I've left
01:07:16I didn't even realize it
01:07:17That was when
01:07:18At a traffic light
01:07:19But let's see
01:07:19For one thing I ask of you
01:07:20I only told you to leave it at home.
01:07:21Don't mess with me, Doc
01:07:23Don't mess with me
01:07:23Your sister's got a real character, huh?
01:07:25And since he wouldn't let me take out my pipe
01:07:28Wake
01:07:29Estela, please
01:07:30Let's see
01:07:30Where does that kid who has an apartment in his dick live?
01:07:53I'll give it to you, okay?
01:07:54I give you
01:07:57Can someone tell me what they want?
01:07:58Do you occupy them?
01:07:59Today, creating a new culture
01:08:01They want to do nothing.
01:08:02And to be a pain in the ass for a while
01:08:03Maybe they're doing it right.
01:08:04They're here, in the thread
01:08:06By the way, Estela
01:08:07Thanks a lot
01:08:07No, no, no
01:08:08Thank you so much, thank you so much
01:08:09No?
01:08:10Do you think I'm like David the Nome's fox?
01:08:12He whistles really well, doesn't he?
01:08:13He was a fox
01:08:14Well, that's it.
01:08:18Claudia!
01:08:18Get out of there right now!
01:08:19Can't
01:08:20I am naked
01:08:22Claudia!
01:08:23Get out of there right now!
01:08:24Or what?
01:08:25Hey, try to negotiate, okay?
01:08:26Because the girl will beat you by force.
01:08:29Claudia!
01:08:30Please
01:08:30Salt
01:08:31I promise I will listen to you
01:08:33We'll talk at home
01:08:33Okay
01:08:34But on the condition that I want a lawyer
01:08:36A lawyer?
01:08:38That?
01:08:42You will have a lawyer
01:08:43But leave
01:08:50I have to go
01:08:52But, Richie
01:08:54We'll finish tomorrow.
01:08:59That?
01:09:01Richie
01:09:02The piercing thing has been total
01:09:14Well, I've already spoken with my client.
01:09:16And who is your client?
01:09:18Mom, talk about Claudia.
01:09:20The last thing I needed was for your sister to sue us.
01:09:22Mom, that's not what it's about.
01:09:23I want an agreement
01:09:24Well, then just keep quiet.
01:09:25Because that's what your lawyer is here for.
01:09:27Okay?
01:09:27Okay, let me know when the trial is over
01:09:29Mother
01:09:29Do you see it?
01:09:30Why does he give a shit?
01:09:31Okay, Claudia
01:09:32We're putting on this little show for you
01:09:34So please
01:09:34Stop complaining
01:09:35Okay?
01:09:35I'm staying, I'm staying
01:09:37But has anyone seen where I put the mask?
01:09:38Which?
01:09:39The one about not seeing the problems?
01:09:40Claudia, please
01:09:41Okay, shall we begin?
01:09:42I have much more important things to do.
01:09:44Let's see
01:09:45Claudia agrees to return to school
01:09:46Your school
01:09:47And to continue living with you
01:09:49If you let him keep going to Roy Pingarrón
01:09:51Whenever he feels like it
01:09:52Okay?
01:09:53That's all?
01:09:54Very well, then let's go
01:09:55Go to your room and watch TV
01:09:56While these gentlemen explain to me
01:09:58One
01:09:59Where are we going to get the 4,000 euros from?
01:10:01What do we need for you to go back to school?
01:10:04Two
01:10:04Why do you want to go to Royo de Pingarrón?
01:10:06And three
01:10:07What does it mean to do whatever you want?
01:10:09Oh
01:10:10I've managed to make you think about me
01:10:11More than 30 seconds
01:10:12I don't know where to get the 4,000 euros.
01:10:14I will try to get Ulises another personal loan
01:10:17Although it is difficult
01:10:18Mother
01:10:19Royo Pingarrón's
01:10:20Not from Pingarrón
01:10:21It will pass soon.
01:10:22It's nonsense.
01:10:23You don't know
01:10:24Not just because of Richie
01:10:25I want to help the consulate
01:10:26Which country's consulate?
01:10:28Then you say I don't pay attention
01:10:30Also, either you leave me alone or I'll get scanned.
01:10:31I escape
01:10:31Well
01:10:31The terms are clear
01:10:33We have prepared this document for you to sign.
01:10:35Goes
01:10:36Sign, son
01:10:40Signed
01:10:43Let's see if you and I can reach an agreement with...
01:10:45Mother
01:10:46Did you know that some people can't write?
01:10:48Yeah
01:10:48The poor?
01:10:50But they don't need it.
01:10:53Don't worry, honey
01:11:00I'd wanted some sticks like those for a long time.
01:11:03So in the end, your personal credit is me.
01:11:08Leguenecha, if I don't reach four thousand euros
01:11:10Little by little
01:11:11Okay, but what if I ever need them to play?
01:11:14You'll let me have them, right?
01:11:15No way
01:11:18Hey, where's the Iron 6?
01:11:22I don't know
01:11:27I don't know
01:11:28I don't know
01:11:29I don't know
01:11:35I don't know
01:11:40I don't know
01:11:55There it is
01:11:57Let's go!
01:11:59I feel you very much the same.
01:12:00Three, four and the audience
01:12:02This suits me
01:12:04Public!
01:12:07Okay, let's go.
01:12:12Take!
01:12:13Okay, okay
01:12:17No
01:12:19Tell me
01:12:20Juli, Juli, it's me, it's Ray, dude
01:12:22Listen to me, listen to me, buddy, no, things aren't going well, although they're not going badly either, man.
01:12:25But you have to help me, man, I'll send you a car right now to...
01:12:27No, no, no, no, no, no
01:12:29Yeah, man, yeah, it's expensive with the Macarena, I can't do anything, man, about it.
01:12:32What's wrong with you?
01:12:33Stay still, damn it
01:12:34I'm so relaxed about it, touching his little feet, damn it, and it doesn't work
01:12:38Stay still, damn it
01:12:40And with Natasha right now, in a tiny little bit of a mess, damn it
01:12:43Ray, Ray, listen
01:12:44Listen to me, look
01:12:46This is a matter of concentration
01:12:48Concentration, concentration, something else to add, right?
01:12:50Yes, Ray, it's all in your head.
01:12:51Lose your mindset, lose your mindset, and that's where we leave it, Uli, damn it
01:12:55Okay, let's see
01:12:56Listen to me
01:12:57Lie down with her in bed
01:12:59AND?
01:13:01Breathe, relax
01:13:01Do you want to go to the sand, damn it? Can't you see me? Stay still, damn it.
01:13:04Let's see
01:13:08No, no, not like that, you look like a cow
01:13:13So
01:13:16The thing is, Uli, it's almost... I fall asleep and I know that anyone can fall asleep, damn it
01:13:22Macarena, she can't see me, damn it, she can't see me Macarena
01:13:24He doesn't see me as I am, damn it, stay still
01:13:29I can't do anything, I can't do anything, damn it
01:13:33I'm there with my breathing.
01:13:37Stay still, damn it, he can't see me like this, Macarena, damn it
01:13:50Damn, it doesn't work for me, come on, get down there
01:13:52Go to your room, don't let me see you slept here in the bed, man
01:13:54I shot my ankle.
01:13:56Shut up!
01:13:58Mother
01:13:59Oh, how nice that I'm here
01:14:00Why don't you prescribe me those two-colored capsules?
01:14:04And a lot of nachi
01:14:06I'm going to give you a gift, I'm going to give you a gift
01:14:08What are you doing? What are you doing?
01:14:09Where did she find this hottie?
01:14:11Sir, do you like yourself better?
01:14:13It's something of a king, like he's his father
01:14:16It's best to say it bluntly.
01:14:18You are entitled to an orphan's pension
01:14:21What is this?
01:14:23A towel, a condom, and a lunch
01:14:26What's wrong, have you never been a prostitute or what?
01:14:27You see balls and you go in there
01:14:35Could you be in jail?
01:14:36Do you want me to do a one-on-one?
01:14:38With who?
01:14:38With me, of course?
01:14:40Marina is looking for her
01:14:41I want you to find Marina
01:14:52Dr. Gaitán
01:14:53Hey?
01:14:54You are under arrest for murder.
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