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Figgy's Mixtape features Jimothy the Raccoon taking over the internet, a fascinating drug-smuggling tunnel that caught Figgy's attention, outrageous excuses people have used to get out of speeding tickets, and more wild stories from around the internet.
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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and enjoy
00:09the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers the official personal
00:16injury law firm of the houston texans on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape presented by
00:24sheriff injury lawyers on sports radio 16 if you've been hurt in the accident let the sheriff
00:31you visit call the sheriff.com today so i don't know if you guys saw this on the internet but
00:39it's
00:40a raccoon in seattle that's been going viral huh because he's been so recognizable you probably
00:47wondering well i mean it's a raccoon like what's the big deal about this raccoon correct apparently
00:53he suffers from short spine syndrome oh i saw this i did not so he got a awkward very awkward
01:00walk
01:00and he racked up like millions of views he really looks like a little ball of fur with with with
01:07four legs on it looks so stupid yeah nah so uh he's been going viral a lot to the point
01:12um i want to say this inspired a whole bunch of uh millions of views inspired murals tattoos
01:23merchandise cartoons in the city uh prop uh proclamation mhm and um what's he called
01:30uh jimothy his name is spine raccoon yep his name is jimothy honestly and they gave him the name jimothy
01:37because somebody said he looked like a jimothy which you know my gosh do he not look like a jimothy
01:41though i don't know what he looks like an alien honestly the first time i saw it i was like
01:46okay so
01:46this is just ai right like this is the thing about the proliferation of generated ai i could see that
01:51is that i think that some of us now over correct like i saw somebody's grandma on here that was
01:57like
01:57oh no actually wasn't anybody's grandma i don't know how i got here it was keith hernandez right
02:01keith hernandez who for some reason my brain thought somebody's grandma but keith hernandez you know he is
02:07a broadcaster for the mets right yeah for uh was it on um the broadcasting network is but don't worry
02:12about it
02:13they showed a video of like the sun through the like through the windows of the ballpark that they were
02:19at
02:19and then the camera was moving and he was like no that sun is moving too fast it's ai
02:23and it's like hey man there's an easier explanation from this they're just moving the camera
02:27like they're yeah i think some of us are now over vigilant where we're like everything is a real thing
02:33you're like nope that's ai 10 years ago that's photoshop that's photoshop that's right and that's
02:37how i felt when i saw jimothy i was like ain't no way like healthy looking yeah they say he
02:41was
02:42just different yeah man say he's healthy he's just different yeah yeah and they um so so he's been
02:49getting a lot of love including at the seattle mariners game because this is up in seattle and they
02:55had somebody dressed as a raccoon and it was walking like jimothy oh my gosh oh really wait i gotta
03:01find this yeah yeah i put the link in the uh mixtape but um yeah so you know how you
03:06do the
03:06little mascot race and all that stuff oh yes it had a raccoon there and he was imitating jimothy
03:13so this guy this guy's going viral man this made me think though because the astros is when was the
03:19last time that we had any like races or anything like that in terms of like like like mascot type
03:24races no it's been a while yeah what would i haven't been doing that i can't remember hey what
03:30what would our like if we were doing something like that like something that is reminiscent of
03:35the city that we end up kind of turning into things that are happening on the field like i don't
03:39i don't
03:40think that we have a jimothy the rat the short spine raccoon type thing do we i don't know i
03:45mean
03:45i'm wondering if we're forgetting yeah i mean all i can think about is the wild boars
03:51well not the actual wild boars but like a a bunch of bodies in the bayou mask yeah i don't
03:55think that
03:56place i don't think that's the way we want to do this we had somebody dressed up as a hot
04:01flaming hot
04:02sun yeah chasing everybody honestly that would fit that would fit yeah so uh salute to jimothy man
04:09i like that little critter yeah yeah catching that world by storm i don't know why jimothy look like
04:14he played football though something about him makes me feel like he's on a defensive line
04:19no no no he he looks like he's the way he runs kind of sly looks like he's uh he's
04:25a nickel he
04:25looks like he looks like a nickel like he could brawl with some people too like ain't nobody messing
04:30with jimothy yes we are talking about a raccoon deal with it yeah yeah it's the mixtape presented
04:36by sheriff injury lawyers on sports radio 610 i wonder if you guys seen this so i'm really interested in
04:44this uh i think it happened about a month ago um so a drug smuggling tunnel from mexico to san
04:51diego
04:51okay and this play look i ain't gonna lie like i'm not trying to smuggle anything but it's one of
04:59the
04:59places i want to see i just want to see how they tunnel yeah the tunnel dude they're expert i
05:04remember
05:04they got uh el chapo el chapo yeah yeah and it wasn't just the tunnel remember they hooked up uh
05:10they hooked up a little moped or something yeah no it's like it was a motorcycle or a motorbike that
05:14they had on a rail and i'm like yo they are they are experts at this like this look like
05:19this is
05:20really good quality yeah so here's fox news with this story this video is astonishing and you haven't
05:26seen it yet take a look at this homeland security busting dated underground tunnel that connected an
05:34area of tijuana mexico to a retail store in san diego it was hidden 55 feet underground and was
05:42longer than five football fields now u.s officials say it had reinforced walls had electricity ventilation
05:50and get this a rail system oh yeah investigators were surveilling the retail store for months because
05:57of suspicious activity and that led to the seizure of 45 million dollars worth of cocaine and the
06:03eventual discovery of that tunnel now four people so far have been charged in connection with this
06:08elaborate operation and this is one of the new ways that the cartels that these terrorists are trying
06:13to get drugs into this country as you just said this is a very sophisticated tunnel about four and a
06:18half feet to get all the way through it had it had electricity it had a rail system this has
06:23been
06:23something that they've been doing for a long time and now that the borders are closed they have to
06:28find other ways to get drugs in this country and and and this is uh this was one way they
06:33were trying
06:33to do it you know what i want to see it man i do too i do as well but
06:37you know what i thought we can
06:39kill two birds with one stone right could we eliminate the cartels and the flow of drugs into our
06:44country if we just employ the cartels to build ourselves our rail from houston to dallas no kidding
06:49right like this seems like they'd be getting it done those overhead bins would be interesting
06:53you know i mean i'll be sitting there like hey look you're facing life right now what you could do
06:59though you could build us a little under tunnel thing in texas like imagine if we had we'll save
07:04off 10 years sure would like to get to dallas in about an hour man you see what i'm saying
07:08like this
07:09i feel like we can make things their thought process when it came to this because they're getting
07:14stuff done that's all i'm saying right i'm not i understand that there's going to be some blowback on
07:18this i hear you it's not the most appealing idea but just think about the way that you know the
07:23ingenuity that clearly happened here five football feels like they had ventilation in that mug they
07:28got didn't they get el chapo out on a rail too i think that's what they think it was a
07:32rail there too
07:33yeah yes they clearly have some things figured out they do man the work that they put in for yeah
07:38they got they are super talented with that man i just like i said i just want to see it
07:43man i just
07:44want to i just want to see how it's done i want to see how it look like man this
07:48is great and then
07:49it it took you all the way to a store in san diego you know where we are right now
07:55we are the football
07:56coach at the school that sees the principal taking one of them bad kids like hold on hold on he's
08:00about
08:00six foot wait wait wait wait wait hey don't don't don't spell him let me handle it yeah i'll take
08:07care i'll take i'll take him under my wing yeah he looks fast too you said he was running from
08:13the
08:13cops and he got away huh that's about four flat right there i could do something with him yeah i'm
08:20gonna change that boy life i'm gonna move him in with me yeah next time he do something come to
08:26me
08:27and i discipline him it's the mixtape presented by share of injury lawyers on sports radio 610
08:34have you guys ever tried to use an excuse um to get out of a ticket whenever you was pulled
08:40over
08:40for speeding i'm not that bold what excuse like just like trying to make up an excuse to try to
08:45get
08:45out of this ticket sure everybody does which one have you you have used anything like that i'll be
08:52out trying to get there and all that well i haven't been stopped in a long time i did get
08:56stopped not
08:57long ago uh because the uh the inspection sticker had gone out on my truck oh they saw that
09:04i was wondering how they yeah damn yeah they saw that and you know obviously they're they just
09:09stopped cars for those reasons just to see if you know you're riding dirty or something uh
09:13clearly you always which i wasn't but i and and he didn't even give me a written warning he just
09:19ended up giving me like a verbal warning because i told him i said i thought you didn't need those
09:23anymore remember the story a few months ago like you don't get rid of the stickers oh i didn't hear
09:29that yeah they're getting rid of the stickers but apparently it hadn't taken an effect yet
09:32because so it was like legitimate i was like sure i didn't think i needed to do that of course
09:37yeah yeah so one excuse you won't be able to use getting out of a ticket well i i take
09:44you guys to
09:45this psa from some cops talking about one of the excuses they people be using i just had coffee and
09:52i had to poop my pants trying to get home because i gotta poop i have to poop really bad
09:56i'm about to
09:57myself bro believe it or not this is an excuse we hear all the time is there a reason you're
10:02driving
10:02the way you are son of a s**t i have to poop so bad i literally have to poop on
10:06myself
10:07three different people told me the same thing that i got there in a rush to go to the toilet
10:11whatever the excuse i'm s**t you myself speeding it's still speeding to be honest with you i have
10:16to poop i gotta poop so bad you have to pee or something no no there won't even if you
10:21are having
10:22an emergency you can't endanger other people's lives i mean you still can't drive like that you're
10:26traveling over 120 miles an hour oh my goodness you keep driving like that even when i was behind
10:33you you need to stop for the stop sign how many exits did we pass along the way that you
10:37could
10:37have taken to use any of those restaurants and send you endangered other people's lives
10:40you're ripping by cars over there i got poop you gotta poop are you almost made me poop don't let
10:46number two become priority number one i wouldn't have did it go before you go oh come on now that
10:54sounds like some from reno 911 uh go before you go the thing is this is a legit thing man
11:02a lot like like there's been times when i'm driving i'm like oh where'd that come from
11:07where'd that come from yeah the thing the thing that's tough is like we know that we are not
11:12good enough as a society in getting fiber for this to be the excuse all the damn time no i
11:17know
11:17so some of y'all lie and ruin it for the rest of us yes don't lie y'all been
11:21driving and all of a
11:23sudden you're like hey wow i'm just saying i'm just saying you can't use that as an excuse yeah if
11:28you
11:28get pulled over for speed then people will not like to hear they do not care yeah like oh we
11:33don't
11:33care you shouldn't be going 120 miles an hour which was crazy what was it 120 or 100 miles an
11:40hour
11:40yes 120 they said 120 120 in the 70 man that's you really had to go buddy yeah well or
11:47did they
11:47yeah that one lady passing all these exits you could have taken any of those exits yeah that's
11:53a good point yeah yeah i'll get y'all out of here on this real quick i don't know if
11:59y'all saw this
12:00this is the mixtape presented by sheriff injury lawyers on sports radio 16 did y'all see that cubs
12:06fan that old man that slapped that guy yes for not standing during the day yeah so is is that
12:12cool
12:13or is that assault no that's not cool i mean you can maybe say hey they're playing the anthem you
12:18know or something like that but you also can't make people do that yeah it was clearly a younger
12:23he wasn't a kid but he was he was a younger gentleman and he was just sitting down and the
12:29guy kept talking to him kept talking to him and then eventually gave him a smack in the back of
12:33the
12:33head like tom brady uh yeah no this looked real this is a little more real yeah the guy stood
12:40up
12:41didn't that that could have been ugly because i ain't gonna lie somebody smacked me in the back of
12:46course of course we're gonna be moving some furniture right yeah i mean like i understand that people have
12:51their beliefs on whether or not that you know that's something that you need to do i don't think
12:56that gives you the leeway like you you you ain't running that around here don't be touching on people
13:00man exactly yeah and the thing is that probably would have made me sit down even more like when
13:05when people do stuff like that like don't tell me what to do yeah i would have been standing up
13:10regardless but don't tell me what to do now i'm really not about to do exactly exactly yeah all
13:16right uh another fantastic edition of the mixtape here in loop on sports radio 610 1 30 1 20 rather
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13:31ready to hand things off to the fells of the drive we'll do that next
13:34i think we got this one
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