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Figgy’s Mixtape, featuring a list of the weirdest items ever left behind in Ubers, a podcast host completely melting down after his co-host kept breathing into the microphone, and the latest internet trend that Figgy has become obsessed with.
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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape in the
00:17loop sports radio 16 this man figgy fig holding it down on a wednesday happy wednesday to everyone
00:23out there i guess it's a moist wednesday out there right moist it's wet outside
00:32it's moist wednesday uh 713-572-416 what's the weirdest thing um you saw left in the uber or
00:41if you're an uber driver what's the weirdest thing you saw left in the back seat i want to hear
00:45this
00:45so um uber they released their 10th annual lost and found index um so they've been documenting
00:53everything that was absurd left behind in ride shares last year so uh i'm gonna go through this
01:00list i'm gonna just kind of speed race through here and send y'all's in 713-572-416 number one
01:08on the list
01:09is a ankle monitor oh wow i think they probably did that one on purpose right i maybe yeah yeah
01:19they
01:19were probably like oh he's in he's been in uber for about 12 hours bugging out what's going on
01:23yeah um ankle monitor that's like you gotta i need a few hours of plausible deniability yeah but i'm
01:32like there's no way you separated with your ankle monitor is going to go well eventually right like
01:36in the end it's going to never go well so like unless you have a deal with the uber driver
01:41say hey
01:42drive around for a little bit you know maybe he goes over the border oh you're paying him under
01:46the table yeah yeah and come back and get me here you know yeah just need just need a couple
01:51hours to
01:51get something done i doubt that was the case um on here i'm not sure if this is 420 donuts
02:00or 420 donuts all i see is 420 donuts it's a 420 donut i'm not sure i'm not sure if
02:05it's like an edible
02:07that's a good question yeah i have no idea all i see is 420 i'd like in an uber with
02:12420 donuts
02:13and then leave without how do you forget them yeah that's a lot of donuts to forget yeah um a
02:19sack
02:20of marbles an oxygen tank oh no that's dangerous a brand new mini fridge what a single red bottom uh
02:29red bottom lubatom hill oh somebody was drinking so just one yeah just one of the hills
02:35um live fish excuse me live fish live lopez why are you leaving your fish in the i catch and
02:44release
02:44man two trees a cape with the statue of liberty on it a cake or a cape a cape so
02:53so like james brown
02:55putting over his shoulder cape yeah and it had the statue of liberty on it i want to circle back
03:00to the
03:00trees if i can you're getting in an uber with two trees yeah you went you went to the nursery
03:05and then you're like you know what i don't want them after all you can have mine yeah or maybe
03:10you
03:10just forgot um two hundred dollars worth of team items i have no idea what these items are yeah but
03:19uh two hundred dollars worth of team items yeah grass grass like sod like i could see like four
03:27or five you know stack of of sod that i forgot to put get the how are these people get
03:32because
03:32usually i think of the things that you leave is like handheld things things that are relatively
03:37small that fit in the palm of your hand how are you opening this list so great like maybe are
03:42we
03:42talking about like in the back like in the trunk or are we talking about the backs because if i'm
03:45sitting next to all these things there's no way i'm getting out these are items that were left
03:49behind in 20 25 a texture photo of a rhinestone picture of jesus okay all right i've heard of
03:59finding god but not losing god yeah okay that's going not bad a pool stick in the case oh that
04:06one
04:06hurt somebody that one hurt see i'm consciously in my head documenting the ones where it's like oh you
04:12were drinking too much right you were drinking too much that guy's still our girl is still kicking
04:16themselves yeah they went to the pool hall yeah they were shooting and then they just were drunk
04:20you're a professional if you got your own like exactly yeah uh a portable thermal printer
04:27thermal print what that means i have no idea yeah a ball cap a dishwasher a wizard one
04:34a two pound bag of raspberry blue raspberry gushers oh yeah sure i love gushers not drunk that
04:42one's high yeah that one's high yeah the gushers is a two pound bag goodness gracious i'm not really
04:47high he was really high i'm not gonna lie i'm not sure i'm the dude who buys the the real
04:52big bag
04:52of sour patch kids so i i sam's yeah yeah yeah uh i'm not sure what this is uh toboggan
04:59a toboggan
05:00toboggan a toboggan so they mean like a beanie okay all right no a toboggan is like a sled is
05:05that not what they call the beanies though maybe they do both places i thought toboggan was like
05:09i guess the sled would make more sense on this list than just a beanie yeah handcuffs two wedding
05:14gowns two wedding gowns yeah uh it's getting crazier now pelvis implants what does that mean wait no
05:22pelvis implants yes by the way our it man is going to come talk to me because i'm in
05:30i'm googling some weird tugging pelvis implants yes uh 20 pounds of duck sausage oh that one hurt
05:39that one hurt too that sounds various i know that i know that counts a lot like that's that's that's
05:44like a lot of money this one is a little crazy a child's prosthetic eye oh boy yikes billy where's
05:55your eye did the kid leave it well that actually tracks because kids can't take it out kids be
06:00leaving the craziest the damnedest thing like how did you how did you lose your sock you still have
06:05your shoe on look i understand that part but just imagine being an uber driver yeah look at that
06:09like what the bleep is this that's one of my favorite stories from uh uh the the preschool uh and
06:16kindergarten where my wife is uh is school director uh several years ago kid came up
06:22um to her and said can you help me with my eye and i'm already laughing and she said well
06:29sure what's
06:30wrong with your eye and he opens he reaches out his arm and opens his hand and says it came
06:35out
06:36he had a glass eye he had a can you help me with my sure here it came out did
06:42she help him yeah
06:43i'm sending you to the nurse i'm sending you to the nurse now you know what i don't want to
06:47do
06:47nothing bad so here let's go down to the nurse can you help me with my eye sure it came
06:52out
06:52yeah and last but not least this was the top 25 list by the way a meat slicer hell no
06:59what
07:01hey those are nice man you've been to the deli i'm not yeah no i understand yeah i understand i
07:06just
07:07how are these people forgetting these things yeah so in case you're wondering the most forgetful
07:13cities they also had this on the list too new york miami chicago san francisco and los angeles
07:22okay somebody said y'all just glazed right over the dishwasher i didn't wash it was a dishwasher in
07:28there honestly i glazed over it because there's so many on this list and i know we all had questions
07:34so what's the one thing on this list that kind of i mean dishwasher you want to go back yeah
07:39dishwasher is definitely up there i just how y'all leaving like y'all went to the nursery and left
07:45all these in the car that's the thing that gets me how did you leave your pelvis in place did
07:49you
07:49ever find what like actual yes yeah so like bones yeah yeah yeah that's that's what it looks like
07:54there how does how does it come out i don't know if it came out i'm guessing this might have
07:58been
07:58someone who was like tracing my eye come out i feel like this was somebody that was transporting
08:02medical supplies maybe like fell out the ones that the ones that you know really shake me are
08:08the ones that clearly your trip your uber trip was designed to go and get this thing so how did
08:13you
08:13forget it you hopped out the car without getting it yeah i mean like i went and got some pallets
08:16of
08:17sod and i put them in the uber and then i hopped out the car like no no you went
08:20for that yeah that's
08:21what you came this ain't like your wallet slipping down your pocket no no no no no if you if
08:25you went
08:26to this place to get some trees like some actual trees yeah and you just jumped out the car without
08:33without them without those trees damn i left my trees my bad bro i left my oh man i just
08:40thought
08:40about it i just left my tree damn i left my dishwasher man i wouldn't even think i told you
08:46to grab those trees hey man i totally forgot about i'm forgetting something but what
08:58it's the mixtape in the loop sports radio 16 have y'all ever been irritated over something
09:04so small that somebody does like let's say somebody that scrapes the plate all the time all the time or
09:11always clearing their throat you just get a little irritated like like just get so irritated yes and i
09:17think lopez if i'm not mistaken i think some former hosts were probably a little irritated with
09:22you with not cutting on your mic all the time uh while doing the show and i'll talk about nick
09:28right because he mentioned that yeah that's one of the things he kind of mentioned like you're always
09:31forgetting to cut his mic on i'm i'm over those days i turn it on all the time you will
09:36continue to
09:36do it to the end of time i haven't done that in forever not in forever yeah so um here's
09:44joe
09:44button on the joe button podcast he got a little irritated over something one of his hosts were
09:49doing and he completely crashed out like i like the way he has been dealing with like team conflict
09:56like the malik neighbors did he said yo we hear you breathing i'm not you know breathe he fat too
10:01one of you fat is breathing in the mic you are overweight y'all not taking slim fast
10:08you just obese and y'all breathing like y'all are obese you just lost weight move the thing away
10:14while y'all are hyper selling y'all hyper video y'all about to die on air y'all listening
10:19while i'm trying to get
10:20like that's not cool you fat why are you dissing me it's you and is i don't breathe i don't
10:29know who it
10:30is
10:35secondly you really act like you're my stick figure bro you've only lost about 15 20 pounds
10:41and you were fat to start with y'all killing it can you not yawn in the mic sure pardon
10:46me that
10:46wasn't the best defense no i'm just saying i wasn't i yawned in the mic i yawned in the mic
10:52so pardon me
10:54they were sitting there talking about the new york giants and all of a sudden what's that
10:59i'm not gonna lie hearing people breathe into microphones is kind of annoying
11:03now i get it right sometimes just a heavy breather and i will i would never crash out like that
11:08but
11:08i understand like we we've all been there where you just hear someone breathing you look around
11:13you're like y'all hear this too it's out there isn't it yeah yeah that that set him off he
11:20kind
11:20of crashed out over that that's how you know y'all work together too much like y'all might
11:23need to take a week off or something he lost it about somebody breathing into the microphone
11:28it wasn't from that corner some fat bleep and y'all need slim fast or something yeah but slim fast
11:35is
11:35that's an old school joke like when was the last time slim fast was even in the game
11:39suzanne summers but you can't get out slim fast no more i grew up in the jenny craig era
11:44ah jenny craig yeah jenny craig is weight watchers even still in the game oh yeah weight watchers is
11:50doing uh the the ozempic thing now oh yeah okay yeah now you would just go ozempic
11:55i just heard the advertisement on here talking about ozempic pills ah so i'm like y'all really
12:01stepping it up now shout out to the folks and rest in peace to the whole uh i guess the
12:06jenny craig
12:07diet and all that type of stuff you don't hear that no more yeah
12:12mitch tenalu sports radio 16 one of my favorite bits on the internet um is by this guy i think
12:18his name on instagram is at mr allen the dude and he did a bit kind of like a man
12:25on the street type
12:26of deal where he was i want to say he was in london he was in the uk somewhere asking
12:31random people
12:32um i guess who are not american what's the hardest english word to pronounce and i really got a kick
12:41out of this yeah where are you from pauland what is the hardest english word for you to pronounce
12:46freddy say it one more time freddy oh the name no the age oh 30 yeah freddy what is the
12:57hardest english
12:57word for you to pronounce uh headache headache headache i don't know how to say it headache right
13:04say it one more time headache thought oh headache where are you from poland what is the hardest english
13:11word for you to pronounce uh chiken what yeah what chiken chiken what is this chicken nuggets oh chicken
13:21yeah where are you from france what is the hardest english word for you to pronounce uh i would say
13:28pueblis where pueblis web pueblis what what is that uh the hair down down here oh pubes i'm from austria
13:38what is the hardest english word for you to pronounce i would say mussels or like mussels mussels mussels
13:45oh mussels mussels yes mussels word for you to pronounce um joice joice joice upper joice
13:55what is the hardest english word for you to pronounce alive alive alive what's that arrived at london
14:04arrived alive arrived arrived where are you from i'm from italy what is the hardest english word for
14:11to pronounce um i think she says she says she's hers she's awesome oh scissors i got a real that's
14:21great i got a kick out of that yeah i don't think i would enjoy that as much as i
14:25did yeah i never
14:26i guess i never realized american dude has some harder words oh yeah so um i think uh
14:32worcestershire sauce worcestershire yeah worcestershire sauce actually people say it
14:36differently but that's how i say it yeah uh refrigerators especially for the people in
14:41japan they had a hard time with refrigerator so um i i enjoyed i enjoyed that bit a lot
14:48so uh shout out to what's his name uh mr allen the dude on instagram for doing that i'm gonna
14:54be
14:54checking that out more often i feel like that's just a guessing game that you play yourself now
14:58like can i figure out what they're saying in this moment yeah yeah it's the mixtape in the
15:02luke sports radio 16 i'll get y'all out of here on this real quick we did a little john
15:07judge john
15:07lopez earlier and here are a few throwback clips of a real i guess a real judge judge judy where
15:15the
15:15defendants were i guess just making their day so much easier certainly you have to have all the
15:22stuff fixed in the car yes certainly the windshields yes did you have them fixed no i did not
15:28his car doesn't even run he what his car doesn't even like it hardly works that's why he doesn't
15:34drive his car it's not because of the windshields or because the windshields hardly runs but so he
15:39could run it with a busted windshield no i'm just saying like that's why he doesn't drive his car
15:44is not because of what i did i mean what he said oh my god so glad we did this
15:57case first today
15:59they got one more real quick here's again judge judy somebody just making their date way too easy
16:06like what give me what was stolen my wallet what was in your wallet it was 50 bucks okay i
16:12had to
16:13replace all my ids i had gift cards in there my earpiece and a calculator better was not
16:19earpiece in her mouth
16:27judging for the plaintiff for the amount of five hundred dollars that's what i think it's worth
16:31madam goodbye that's so good made her job so much easier that's so good there's no earpiece in there
16:40ma'am i checked thoroughly when i was stealing it i was looking at everything the other girl kind of
16:45crapped me up too like no it wouldn't drive well when i hit or when he said i hit the
16:51car
16:51allegedly allegedly when i hit yeah the other guy just flat out said oh it was nothing in there when
16:58i checked another fantastic edition of the mixtape here in loop on sports radio 610 120 p.m
17:05every weekday is when you catch the segment um and if you see something out in the world that you
17:09believe to be mixtape worthy hit our guy up on social media the fig fig is where if you see
17:14a
17:14pelvis in the back of the uber yeah yeah also fig fig is the person who you let know if
17:19you see
17:19something in the uber that should take a picture of yeah very good
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