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Figgy’s Mixtape featuring the Top 10 most annoying things passengers do, Figgy’s master plan for how the station could go viral, and more off-the-wall stories to close things out.
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00:01Pass the aux cord and crank up the volume.
00:05Figgy Figg's in the driver's seat.
00:07Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
00:10It's time for Figgy's Mixtape on Sports Radio 610.
00:15Yes, it is the Mixtape in the Loop Sports Radio 610.
00:18It's your man, Figgy Figg, holding it down on a Tuesday.
00:21Happy Tuesday to everyone out there.
00:24So coming up this Thursday, right, y'all going to be at Rodeo Broadcasting Live?
00:28Yes, sir.
00:28So make sure everybody come out there and see y'all, too.
00:32I mean, what's there to see?
00:34Us.
00:35Well, you know what?
00:36Just keep going there.
00:37Don't stop by.
00:39Just keep moving.
00:40Just keep moving with your turkey leg and all that stuff.
00:42Wait, I mean, well, bring a turkey leg over.
00:44Yeah.
00:45Yeah, so pull the curtain back a little bit.
00:48You guys have to eat.
00:50So they only gave y'all one parking pass.
00:52Right.
00:53So you guys got a carpool.
00:55Yep.
00:55How y'all going to do that?
00:56Everybody going to meet here and then jump in.
00:59Who's driving?
00:59They're just coming to my house.
01:01Okay.
01:01How does that make sense?
01:03I live closer to NRG than you do.
01:06Come by my house.
01:07I'll give you a ride.
01:08Hey, hey.
01:08Where exactly is your house again?
01:09Bring the, yeah.
01:10Lopez ain't trying to come all the way up here.
01:12Yeah.
01:13And then drive all the way to the stadium.
01:16I mean, you're not wrong.
01:16And then drive all the way back up here.
01:18All right, so this is how we're going to do this.
01:20If I'm driving to your house, then you are picking up, you're picking up lunch then.
01:25Deal?
01:26At Trill Burgers.
01:27Deal?
01:27At Trill Town.
01:28Deal?
01:29No, we'll work it out.
01:30See, he didn't want to, he didn't want to accept the deal.
01:32Yeah, so y'all two going to be riding together.
01:34And I came across this, I guess it was a poll, a new poll, of the most annoying things passengers
01:42can do.
01:43Okay, so I'm taking notes just in case.
01:44Oh, I see where you're going.
01:45Yeah.
01:46I'm taking notes so that I can annoy Lopez on the way to work.
01:48Yeah, so I'm going to start at the very bottom before I get to the top.
01:54So a couple things that I want to say it was a few that made the top 25.
01:58I'm not going to go through the whole 25, just top 10.
02:01But the few that made the top 25 is being late for your pickup.
02:05Yeah, fair.
02:05Oh, yeah.
02:06Yeah, that can be a little annoying.
02:07Telling them you could have made that light.
02:10Hey, you could have made that light, man.
02:11Oh, don't do that.
02:13Yeah, and then mentioning what the speed limit is.
02:16Hey, you know it's 35, right?
02:18Sometimes that's necessary.
02:19You're over here going 30.
02:20There is no subtle way to do that.
02:22You can try, but they know what you're telling them.
02:25Yeah, that's right.
02:26So you might as well just be aggressive with it.
02:28But sometimes you need to because, like, let's say that we are one minute off of our ETA, right?
02:34We are cutting it real close.
02:36And I see that this is a school zone.
02:38I can't afford for that whoop whoop to happen.
02:40You know, we got to get through this.
02:41So, hey, slow down.
02:42Yeah, so number 10, talking loudly on the phone.
02:46And this is something I think it should be probably top three.
02:50And me, look, I understand people get phone calls in there and then you might have to take the call
02:56and all that.
02:56But it's nothing worse when you're talking loud on the phone.
03:00Other people are in the car.
03:01And you're not even in the conversation.
03:03Yeah.
03:03It's one thing if I got it on speaker and we all talking to the same person.
03:08But don't have it on speakerphone and y'all sitting there just having a conversation with A and B.
03:13And I'm over here like, man, I can't even cut the music up or anything.
03:17So I would have that top three.
03:21I would, too.
03:22But obviously you're not mentioning, like, you're not talking about whether you're a partner, your wife, husband, whatever.
03:28I'm actually talking about with my partner.
03:30My wife does this all the time.
03:32She talks too loud?
03:33Her sister would call and they'd just be sitting there having a –
03:36And you're like, I'm trying to listen to it.
03:37It'd be like a FaceTime.
03:38And I'm just like, dang, I'm not even in a conversation.
03:41So now I'm forced to listen to this conversation.
03:44It ain't even about me.
03:46And so now I got the music down the whole time.
03:48And it ain't nothing important.
03:50Yeah.
03:50It's just like, yeah.
03:51We're just chatting.
03:52Yeah, what y'all doing?
03:53Yeah.
03:53Yeah, mm-hmm, I ain't doing nothing.
03:55Just in the car.
03:56Yep.
03:57That's the worst, man.
03:58This is not related, but this happened yesterday.
04:00We were driving.
04:01I don't know.
04:02My wife and my daughter, they'll get in a conversation in the car or on the phone.
04:07And then there should be like a long pause.
04:09Like I'm talking like 10, 12 seconds.
04:12They're having a conversation and they just pause.
04:14Yep, yep, yep, yep.
04:16I'm like, hang up.
04:18Hang up the phone.
04:19You're done.
04:20That's when you're supposed to be like, all right, then.
04:22Yeah.
04:23All righty, then.
04:24Well, I didn't want nothing.
04:25I was just –
04:25Yep, good deal.
04:26Yeah.
04:26Lopez would be like, good deal.
04:28Good deal.
04:28We're out of here.
04:29Number nine, yelling brake when you're already braking.
04:34Yeah, when you're already braking.
04:36That's crazy.
04:3626% hate that, specifically.
04:38I mean, no notes.
04:41I hate when the person on the passenger side acts like they're pressing a brake.
04:44Yeah.
04:44They go, oh.
04:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
04:46Yeah, but sometimes that's just – that's a natural physical reaction.
04:50Oh.
04:50Because you're not slowing down fast enough, big dog.
04:53Yeah.
04:53Number eight, this is the one my mother – rest in peace to my mother.
04:56This is the one she used to hate.
04:58Mm-hmm.
04:58Slamming the door too hard.
05:00Really?
05:01Oh, my God.
05:02Really?
05:02Why are you slamming my door?
05:04Oh, yeah.
05:04Man, she would make a nastiest look if somebody slammed the door too hard.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Slamming my door.
05:10So, I will say, that is tough when you are a passenger in someone else's car that you
05:14are not frequently in because some doors offer more resistance than others.
05:18Yeah.
05:18Yeah.
05:18If you got one of them cars that got a lot of resistance and you mess around thinking
05:22that – or just not thinking, and you're closing the door normal except this door is
05:26paper light and now it seems like you're the Incredible Hulk.
05:29Yeah.
05:30Slamming the door short.
05:31And mind you, this was back in the day when she had the old school car, like car made in
05:35the 90s.
05:35Yeah.
05:36So, that was number metal.
05:37So, when you slammed that door –
05:39Yeah, it made a noise.
05:40Boom!
05:41She used to be so mad.
05:43Number eight – well, actually, not number eight.
05:45Number seven, changing the radio station without asking.
05:47Never, ever, ever.
05:48That should be law.
05:49Real disrespectful.
05:49Yeah, don't even do that, man.
05:51Never, ever, ever.
05:52I'm surprised this is this low.
05:53I can only imagine the things that are coming up ahead of it.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Yeah.
05:56Number six, putting your feet on the dashboard.
05:58That's number one.
06:00You don't like that?
06:01That's number one.
06:01Wait, your uncovered feet?
06:03Barefoot.
06:03They put them on the dash.
06:06It drives me insane.
06:07When I see other people doing it, and people I don't even know, like passing me, and someone
06:11has their stinky-ass feet up on the dash, it drives me insane.
06:15The only time I do that is whenever we on a road trip.
06:19If it's a road trip, we've been in this car for eight hours.
06:23Nah, man.
06:24I'm doing it.
06:24We're trying to get comfortable.
06:25My wife do the same thing.
06:26Nope.
06:27But if it's just going to the store, and I'm taking my shoes off.
06:30That is number one.
06:31Nah, on a road trip?
06:32Yes.
06:33You want, man.
06:34Don't put your stinky-ass feet up there.
06:36It's our car, though.
06:37Do you put them on the table?
06:39Nah.
06:41So you want to let your wife get comfortable?
06:43Hell no.
06:46How many years is that again?
06:47I don't know.
06:4841?
06:4841, I think, yeah.
06:50Why do I know how many years you've been married and you don't?
06:53Hopefully we get to 42.
06:5442, I might just be scary because when I see that, I'm not even thinking about stinky
07:00and nasty or whatever.
07:01I'm thinking, so what happens if y'all get in an accident?
07:03Yes, that too.
07:04That is the first thing in my brain.
07:05Maybe I've watched too much Final Destination.
07:07Man.
07:08I'm going to send you a picture.
07:09Oh, no, please don't.
07:10I'm going to send you a picture.
07:11No, I don't want it.
07:11Don't send it to me.
07:14It didn't end well.
07:16All right, number five.
07:17Yelling watch out when there's nothing wrong.
07:20Oh, don't do that.
07:21That's just mean.
07:22Because then you could have something wrong.
07:24Yeah, but to me, that's basically backseat driving, though, where you'd be like, oh,
07:28watch out, watch out.
07:29Yeah.
07:30I see the person getting ready to cross the street.
07:32I'm not about to hit the person.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Number four, eating messy or smelly food in the car.
07:38Is there enough for everybody?
07:40That's all Lopez cares about.
07:42You better share.
07:43Yeah, no, that's true.
07:44Yeah.
07:44Number three, complaining about your driving.
07:47Yeah.
07:47That could get a little irritating.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:50I mean, more than a little bit.
07:51Man, you're going too fast.
07:53You almost hit that curb, man.
07:54Man, why don't you shut up?
07:55Man, you can't drive.
07:57With the caveat, though, you better know yourself.
07:59If you know you can't drive, you might have to hold that one.
08:01Well, that's true.
08:02I think our engineer, Aaron Rabo, I think he ticked off our, not producer,
08:07but our program director, Parker, when we was up in Canton for the Hall of Fame game.
08:13And I think Aaron said something like, man, you can't drive.
08:16You really drive like that?
08:17He said something because I think he didn't park right.
08:20Man, Parker didn't drive for the rest of the trip.
08:22He said, you do it.
08:23He said, here you go, Figgy.
08:24Yeah.
08:25So I was driving the rest of the trip.
08:27So, yeah, don't complain about somebody driving.
08:30Number two, leave your trash behind.
08:31I think Reggie did that in New Orleans when we was at Super Bowl.
08:35All right.
08:36That was an accident.
08:37He left his hurricane dripping all over the backseat.
08:42And the Uber driver texted me.
08:43Oh, really?
08:44Texted me the picture.
08:45You did it in an Uber?
08:46I'm like, oh, man, I'm so sorry.
08:49And your rating goes down.
08:51I was, too.
08:52I hope it didn't go down.
08:53Yeah.
08:54I don't even, yeah, I hope it didn't go down.
08:56Reggie, I didn't even hear about that one.
08:57And she sent me the picture, too.
08:59And Figgy, what did I do?
09:00In an attempt of restitution.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Now, I did pay her a little extra.
09:05I sent her some money.
09:06I sent her, I think, like, 20 bucks or something like that.
09:09And then Reggie sent me the 20 bucks.
09:11So, really, Reggie paid $20.
09:13Yeah.
09:13To leave his trash in the back of the Uber driver.
09:15Okay.
09:15All right.
09:16And then the number one on this list is backseat driving.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Just in general.
09:22Yeah.
09:22Yeah.
09:22Yeah, that could get a little irritating.
09:24Mm-hmm.
09:27It's the Mixtape in the Loop Sports Radio 610.
09:30So, I think I got a way for us to go viral in this day and age.
09:35Us?
09:36Yep.
09:37Okay.
09:37Us as a show.
09:38Maybe us as a station.
09:40So, I was inspired by this local ice cream spot in Florida.
09:44Now, hear me out on this.
09:47So, it was an ice cream spot in Florida.
09:49Decided to do something for the kids.
09:51Yeah.
09:51They had ice cream with Miss Rachel.
09:55Oh, my goodness.
09:56Yep.
09:57That's huge.
09:58Yep.
09:58Yep.
09:59The only thing about this is it was a meet and greet with Miss Rachel, their impersonator.
10:05An impersonator?
10:07It was an impersonator.
10:08Fake Miss Rachel?
10:09Oh, no.
10:10Yeah.
10:10Yeah, so, here's a guy on social media breaking this down, which led to an idea I came up with
10:17on how we could go viral.
10:19Ice cream with Miss Rachel experience.
10:22It was hosted at a Jolly Ice parlor in Hollywood, Florida.
10:26Now, this was the post that was posted on social media, and it says,
10:30meet and greet with Miss Rachel impersonator.
10:32However, it has a picture of somebody that looks really, really close to Miss Rachel or Miss Rachel herself.
10:38However, when people started showing up to this event, things went very, very wrong.
10:43So, when all the children and parents got to the end of it, this is who showed up.
10:47Miss Rachel?
10:48More like Rachel is missing.
10:51I mean, there's no shade on this hustle at all, okay?
10:53Impersonators make absolute money, and yes, they're valuable because then kids get to see some of their heroes.
11:00However, I think it's extremely wrong for them to show the real Miss Rachel on the advertisement, and then her
11:09show up.
11:10What does she look like?
11:11She did not look like Miss Rachel.
11:13Like, not even close?
11:13Yeah.
11:15That is bad, man.
11:17Yeah.
11:17So, I had a couple comments about this because, first of all, if you see impersonator, it's said it on
11:23the flyer.
11:24Yeah.
11:24It said it at the very bottom of the flyer, but at that point, I'm not wasting my time to
11:29go up there.
11:30People don't be reading the whole of the flyer.
11:32There's a lot of people that you know will – and then there's a lot of people that you know
11:35that will just look at the picture,
11:36and then we're talking about kids.
11:38Some of the kids might have seen a flyer, and they ain't reading it.
11:40They're just like, look, Miss Rachel.
11:41So, the other thing, and we're talking for Miss Rachel, this isn't a five-and-under crowd.
11:47That's right.
11:48By and large.
11:49It's two, three, four years old.
11:51You could probably get away with it, but they're also sharp enough to know that isn't her.
11:56Yeah.
11:57That's not her.
11:58And this person did not look like her at all.
12:01That's why I said if it was close, you could kind of get away with it, and who cares if
12:05they read the flyer or not.
12:06Yeah.
12:06In their minds, it was Miss Rachel.
12:08But if it's that different, they're like, that's not Miss Rachel.
12:11The thing is, because, look, I'm not against impersonators, because there's a bunch of Elvis impersonators and Michael Jackson impersonators.
12:18You really got to be good.
12:19You got to knock it out the park.
12:21Yeah.
12:21And you got to somewhat look like the person.
12:24You can't not look like the person you're impersonating.
12:26Right.
12:27But here's my idea for us to go viral.
12:29Us?
12:29Yes.
12:30Us as a station, as a show, and all that stuff to go viral.
12:34I think we should do a meet and greet at Killins with John Lopez as Pedro Pascal.
12:42Oh, Pedro Pascal?
12:44As their first name.
12:45That one's rough.
12:47Pedro Pascal.
12:47I think you could go with him.
12:48People love Pedro Pascal, though.
12:49People would come out.
12:50They'd be very mad on the backside of it.
12:52They would come out.
12:52I think you could go with him, man.
12:54Oh, okay.
12:55The Last of Us.
12:56Okay, yeah, yeah.
12:56Now I remember.
12:57Yeah, that's a very popular show right now.
12:59Very popular video game.
13:00I should go with Mike Vrabel.
13:03You want to tell us more about this?
13:04Some dude.
13:06Some dude in the hallway.
13:08We have people working here at the station with some construction stuff.
13:12And the guy stopped me and goes, you look just like that guy.
13:15You know, the coach from the Titans.
13:16He used to be with the Titans.
13:17I said, Mike Vrabel?
13:18Yeah, you look like Mike Vrabel.
13:19And I walk in.
13:20I'm like, I look nothing like Mike Vrabel.
13:22I don't know what glue they're using out there, but we need to get different ones because
13:26it's very much releasing fumes.
13:28I was like, I do not.
13:30But thank you.
13:32Who on Sports Radio 610 you think we could do this with?
13:35Oh, it's Sean Pendergast.
13:37Who do he look like?
13:38Who do you think he could go as?
13:39You going to make me do this?
13:40Say it.
13:41Michael Chiklis.
13:44I never thought about that.
13:45Really?
13:46Actually, I had on my list Stone Cold Steve Austin.
13:50That would get more people out.
13:51I don't know how many people are like, Michael Chiklis, I need to meet him.
13:54Yeah, you could do Stone Cold Steve Austin.
13:56Seth, I put Ed Helms.
13:59He looks a lot like Zach.
14:00They could be cousins or something.
14:02They look just like.
14:03Yeah.
14:04Reggie, the only person I came up with was Jalen Brown.
14:07Yeah.
14:07And I need to find somebody else.
14:10Who would Clint go as?
14:13Oh, I've never thought of who Clint might look like.
14:16Because I thought you were going to go to Ron, and I really wanted to see where you went.
14:19I got one for Ron.
14:20Who do you have for Ron?
14:22Cedric, the entertainer.
14:30Oh, my goodness.
14:31Who would Creighton go as?
14:32Oh, man.
14:33Patrick Creighton?
14:34Yeah.
14:35You could text them in.
14:37713-572-460.
14:39Do you have one?
14:40Actually, the one I thought about, I don't know if you've seen the show.
14:43What was that DC show?
14:45The Penguin.
14:48He could go as the guy.
14:49Colin Farrell as the Penguin.
14:53That'd be great.
14:56He's the Penguin.
14:57Come meet the Penguin at Sports Radio 610.
15:00Clint, I'm trying to figure out Clint, man.
15:02This is really messing me up here.
15:04Who would Bajani go as?
15:07Oh, that's a good question.
15:09This is tough.
15:10And I actually had one for Ben Gary.
15:13Oh, yeah?
15:13I know who Ben Gary could go as.
15:15Who?
15:15He could go as Larry David.
15:17Little bit.
15:18We're just doing bald white man.
15:20Is that what we're doing here?
15:21Little bit.
15:21He could go as Larry.
15:22He should go as Larry David for Halloween if he wanted to.
15:25Okay.
15:26Yeah.
15:26All right.
15:26Very good.
15:27If you have any of the other fake impersonators where we can scam people, let us know.
15:31713-572-460.
15:32We got to go viral, man.
15:334-6-10.
15:34We need to.
15:36Somebody say, Sean looks like Michael Myers and Austin Powers.
15:39Really?
15:40Okay.
15:40I wouldn't have gone there.
15:41All right.
15:42That is the Mixtape.
15:431.20 p.m. every weekday right here on Sports Radio 610 at TheFiggyFig on social media.
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