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Figgy’s Mixtape, featuring the discovery of a real-life Mexican Batman and the crew wondering what an H-Town Batman would look like. Plus, a news anchor goes viral for her fear of feet and more strange stories from around the internet.
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00:01Pass the aux cord and crank up the volume.
00:05Figgy Figs in the driver's seat.
00:07Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride.
00:10It's time for Figgy's Mixtape.
00:13Presented by Sheriff Injury Lawyers,
00:15the official personal injury law firm of the Houston Texans.
00:19On Sports Radio 610.
00:22Yes, it is the Mixtape.
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00:34Happy Monday to everyone out there.
00:38I got to give a shout out straight off the top
00:40before we get into why we need a Batman here in the city of Houston.
00:45Shout out to Aubrey the Donkey.
00:48Y'all probably wondering, who is this?
00:50Aubrey the Donkey.
00:51Yeah, so shout out to my good friend Matt,
00:54who is EB out there tailgating, super diehard Texans fan.
00:59He has a daughter by the name of Aubrey the Donkey.
01:03And I was a little skeptical of this because she, you know,
01:09like I don't want to call no,
01:11and he was just like, no, that's her nickname
01:13because apparently she's on a baseball, a softball team.
01:17Okay.
01:17So shout out to the Texas Shock.
01:20And I heard she's pretty damn good too, man.
01:23Out there balling.
01:24Go out there and act a donkey then.
01:26Yeah.
01:27Show your donkey.
01:28Look, I'll be a little nervous when it comes to nicknames.
01:31Especially when there's a little nickname like that
01:33because remember, B. Scott, Sean hit me and you up saying,
01:38hey, it's a guy named Cornelius.
01:40Yeah.
01:40That work at this bar.
01:41They call him Corny or whatever the word was.
01:43Yeah, Corn Dog.
01:44Corn Dog.
01:45Corn Dog.
01:45And I was like, hold on.
01:47I ain't finna call this man, no Corn Dog.
01:49Yeah, man, like those fighting words.
01:50Somebody call me a Corn Dog.
01:52Corn Dog.
01:53But that's his name.
01:54That's the name he's rolling with.
01:56And Donkey, obviously, you know, that's not ideal.
02:01Nah.
02:01But if everybody's cool, I guess.
02:03Yeah.
02:04I'm going to call her by whatever Mama calls her.
02:06Yeah.
02:07Would your mama name you?
02:08All right, that's what I'm going to call her.
02:08I had to ask her, like, hey, are you cool with this nickname?
02:11Like, I could just call you Aubrey.
02:15Yeah, this might be.
02:15Like, I'm totally fine with that.
02:16Yeah, this might be a Mama name him Clay.
02:17I'm going to call him Clay type of situation.
02:19Yeah.
02:19Yeah.
02:20But, yeah, shout out to Aubrey the donkey.
02:23Keep balling out there.
02:25As I continue on the mixtape in the Loose Sports Radio 16 presented by Sheriff Injury Lawyers.
02:31So, I think we need some type of H-Town Batman.
02:35So, we all know crime can be a little crazy around here to the point where the smaller crimes kind
02:41of get overlooked.
02:42So, like, when you think about breaking into cars and all that stuff, it's usually a hassle trying to get
02:49a cop there, find out who did it.
02:52And most likely...
02:53Tell me about it.
02:53Yeah, most likely, you'll never find your stuff bad.
02:56Yeah, never find a person to do it.
02:58Or just stealing things out of yards and stuff like that.
03:02Just smaller crimes like this.
03:04But maybe it wouldn't happen if you actually had an H-Town Batman.
03:08That would do all of this type of stuff.
03:11And see, here's where I'm going with it.
03:13Here is a story, and shout out to my guy by the name of Superdollar.
03:18Speaking of nicknames.
03:20Okay.
03:20I like that one.
03:21That's not a bad one.
03:22I like that one.
03:22So, Superdollar on Twitter, he actually sent this to me.
03:26And this is a story about somebody they're calling the Mexican Batman.
03:32And he's out here solving crime.
03:34One of the most dangerous countries on Earth is Mexico.
03:37They have numerous cities that are heavily associated with serious cartel crime violence.
03:42Earlier this month, in Lagos de Moreno, a city in Mexico,
03:46apparently a Mexican Batman has spawned into the server.
03:49Who's been solving crimes during the night.
03:51I'm not even kidding.
03:52Look at this.
03:53They have a bike theft issue.
03:54And the police don't really do anything about it.
03:56You know, it feels like they have more serious things to attend to than stolen bicycles.
04:01So, this Mexican Batman probably had his bike stolen or something.
04:04So, he decided to take matters into his own hands.
04:06But he's been finding the culprits who have been stealing the bikes.
04:09Duct-taping them to poles with their mouths taped.
04:11And some of them had marker drawings on their face.
04:14Like mustaches, whiskers, text written on their foreheads that say Rata, which is rat in Spanish.
04:21So, this Mexican Batman would leave the stolen bikes next to the culprits while they're taped to the pole.
04:26Being like, okay, here's the bike.
04:28Here's the culprit.
04:29You guys figure out how to Mexican Batman.
04:32You're doing God's work.
04:33That's wild.
04:34So, this kind of got me thinking.
04:35And I'm going to open the text line up or YouTube with all that stuff.
04:39713-572-4610.
04:42What would a H-Town Batman look like?
04:46Just to be clear, though, before we even open that up, we should acknowledge, Fig, that the H-Town Batman
04:52could look a lot like the Mexican Batman.
04:54It could.
04:55Right?
04:55Like, if we just being real about it, it could, man.
04:58Test in.
04:59Like, what do you see an H-Town Batman look like, man?
05:02Could be the same guy.
05:03Yeah.
05:03So, the first thing I thought about was this H-Town Batman got to have a grill.
05:09Got to have some type of gold grill, right?
05:11Vigilante grill.
05:12Yeah.
05:12Let's go.
05:13I can see this Batman.
05:24Vigilante grill.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Mud in the cup.
05:25Might be some mud in the cup.
05:26I can see him with some jewelry on.
05:28I can see the theme song being Mo City Don.
05:32So, when he pull up, you hear Mo City Don playing.
05:35Or Southside.
05:36Yeah.
05:36I was thinking Southside.
05:37Yep.
05:39I can see it.
05:40I don't know.
05:40Maybe, B. Scott, you can help me with this one.
05:43Are guys still out there wearing tall tees?
05:45Or, I heard that was the Northside thing.
05:47Yeah.
05:47So, it's coming back.
05:49It's coming back?
05:50It went away, and it seemed like it's coming back.
05:53Oh, man.
05:53And we're at that age, too, now.
05:55We're like, we remember when a thing was cool.
05:57We remember when it stopped being cool, and then it comes back.
06:01Yeah.
06:01But I feel like tall tees.
06:01So, the tall tees coming back?
06:03I feel like they're on a, like, there's kind of a little bit of a resurgence from what I'm seeing.
06:07Really?
06:07Okay.
06:07Yeah.
06:07Because that was a thing in the Bay Area back in, like, the early tall tees.
06:11It was a thing everywhere.
06:12We all wore tall tees back in the day.
06:14But I don't feel like they're as tall, though.
06:17I don't feel like they're going.
06:18You remember we were out here with some 4X.
06:19Down to your knees.
06:20You might be a large, and you got on a 3X.
06:23Yeah.
06:24Or 4X.
06:25I don't think it's that big.
06:26And you're rocking, like, three T-shirts under it.
06:28Yeah.
06:28You got the beater under there.
06:30You got another T-shirt on top of the tall tees.
06:33Then you got a wristband on.
06:34Yep.
06:35Yeah.
06:35Remember the wristband?
06:36Headband.
06:37Yep.
06:37And then it's not the headband.
06:39I ain't do the headband.
06:39With the wave cap?
06:41You know what I'm saying?
06:41A headband with the wave cap?
06:43The durag.
06:43What was wrong with us?
06:45I have no idea.
06:46Why were we like that?
06:47I have no idea.
06:47It was a wild time during that time.
06:49Too much hip-hop.
06:50We did participate.
06:51Yeah.
06:51It was too much.
06:52Yeah.
06:53So you got the H-Town Batman, and you're wondering, what is he going to pull off in?
06:57Oh, man.
06:58I'm guessing maybe a Cadillac, a caddy with some elbows on it.
07:02There's got to be a slab.
07:03Yeah.
07:03Some type of slab pulling off on that.
07:05And I decided to come up with a little something.
07:08Maybe this is how it would sound if it was an H-Town Batman roaming the streets, and he's
07:15out here trying to stop crime.
07:18Hey, give me back my purse.
07:21Stop it.
07:22Not a chance, lady.
07:23Somebody help me.
07:24He's trying to take my purse.
07:29Say, man.
07:30Say, man.
07:31Say, man.
07:31In H-Town, we don't play that.
07:34Hand it over, or you'll be chopped and screwed.
07:36Oh, no.
07:37It's H-Town Batman.
07:38I got to get out of here.
07:40Oh, my goodness.
07:41Thank you so much.
07:43Stay trill, man.
07:49I love it.
07:52Imagine if that was a real H-Town Batman.
07:55I love it.
07:56I love it.
07:56I don't think I've ever really heard and noticed my accent as much as I did in that video.
08:04Really?
08:04In that audio clip.
08:05Oh, good.
08:06But, yeah.
08:06No, I would love it.
08:07You got to come in, candy paint, slab, cup muddied up.
08:12Oh, man.
08:14That was good.
08:15Jeans, starched and iron with a crease in them.
08:17All of that.
08:18I agree, man.
08:20I agree.
08:20Maybe we could get a H-Town Batman sometime soon, man.
08:24That would be cool if they had something like that at the Texans game.
08:27You know how a lot of fans dress up as whoever.
08:31It would be cool if they make their own, like, H-Town Batman or something like that.
08:36H-Town, basically.
08:36Is he going to have a cape or anything like that?
08:38Like, what's the rest of the uniform looking like?
08:40He's got to have a cape.
08:40He's got to have a cape.
08:41Or is the cape just going to be the do-rag?
08:44The cape?
08:45With the long, you know.
08:46Or is the tall tee so damn big that it looks like a cape?
08:50Yeah.
08:51I can see that.
08:52That would be fun, man.
08:54I would really, really enjoy that.
08:57Yeah, man.
08:58I'm into it.
09:00It's the Mixtape presented by Sheriff Injury Lawyers on Sports Radio 610.
09:06I got a random question for y'all.
09:08So, do you think somebody that has, like, a foot phobia, do you think that they actually
09:15wash their feet?
09:17A foot phobia.
09:18Not a fetish, but a phobia.
09:19A phobia.
09:20Okay.
09:20Scare the feet.
09:21All right.
09:21I got to get on track here now.
09:23I mean, I don't see how being afraid.
09:27How are you going to be afraid of your own foot?
09:31I mean, with your own foot.
09:33So, you do probably have people out there that have just a phobia of looking at feet.
09:39They don't like the way feet look and all that.
09:42And I bring this up because it was a news anchor on WGN up in Chicago.
09:48Yeah.
09:48Shout out to WGN.
09:49Right.
09:49Yeah.
09:50Legendary station.
09:51Very familiar.
09:52Yeah.
09:53And they were talking to Marlon Wayans.
09:55I think he was doing, like, a little press run for Scary Movie 6.
09:59And I guess somebody must have told him that one of their anchors had a phobia of feet.
10:05Aw, damn.
10:06And he decided to test that theory out.
10:09Oh, Lord.
10:09And put his big-ass feet on the news desk.
10:13And this is what it sounded like.
10:14And speaking of getting feet done.
10:17Oh, God.
10:18Can you please get your daddy a pedicure?
10:21It's time.
10:22My God.
10:23Why don't you make that noise?
10:24Jesus Christ.
10:25They're beautiful.
10:27Do you not know that?
10:27I have a phobia.
10:28Oh, I could.
10:28I could.
10:29I could.
10:29I got the bunion.
10:30I got rid of the bunion.
10:31This is Scary Movie 7.
10:34That is my Scary Movie 7.
10:36You're scared of feet.
10:36I have a real, I have a phobia.
10:38Yes.
10:38Do you wash your own feet?
10:39I do, but I don't look.
10:42So how does that go?
10:43No wonder you're scared of feet.
10:45Don't ever bring feet around her, please.
10:48Oh, I have got a lot of, a lot of issues.
10:50So when there's something on feet, news about feet, you're like, you'll take this one.
10:54I seriously can't.
10:55I'm not joking.
10:56I have a mental case.
10:58Yeah.
10:58I was going to say, what did the foot do to her?
11:00Right?
11:01So I wanted to ask her.
11:03I don't look.
11:04So if you, yeah.
11:04So y'all heard that in the clip.
11:06She said she, she do wash her feet, but she don't look.
11:10Y'all think she flip it.
11:12Ain't no way.
11:13You, you that scared of feet.
11:14Are you washing your feet?
11:15You don't look at them.
11:16To the point you can't even see your own feet.
11:17It's one thing to look at other people's feet, but maybe you could tolerate yours.
11:21She putting on, man.
11:22She said she washed her feet, but she don't look.
11:25Yeah.
11:26I don't, I don't believe that.
11:27You think she doing all that.
11:27I don't believe you're washing nothing blindly.
11:30Right?
11:30Like you, you're taking a look to see what you're scrubbing at.
11:33I do believe that.
11:34And also like, does she not like, you know how you get comfortable?
11:38What do we say we love to do once we get home?
11:41Sit up, rub them feet together, man.
11:43No matter how good or ugly your feet are.
11:47Once you get home and you're in the confines of your own house, everybody like to rub their feet together.
11:52Man.
11:52And relax.
11:53Do she not know the, maybe she don't look at it either.
11:56The beautiful feeling of, of relaxation and rubbing your feet together at the end of a night.
12:00That's a hell of a phobia to have.
12:01Do you scared of your own feet?
12:02Your own feet.
12:02Not just everybody else's feet, but your own feet.
12:04Yeah.
12:05I mean, cause I'm like, how you rub them together if you're scared of them?
12:07Yeah.
12:07And I think she ain't spending that much time like, you know what?
12:10Let me wash my feet that I'm not going to look at.
12:13Yeah.
12:13She probably got eagle claws going up.
12:15And look, let's be real.
12:17There's a lot of people that probably don't wash their feet and they're not scared of them.
12:20Yeah, that's true.
12:21They probably just let the water run down and that's it.
12:24I was going to say, I bet you she's letting the soap hit the feet or she's taking a bath
12:29and just stepping into the tub.
12:30Yeah.
12:31But she ain't getting in between them toes.
12:34And them toes, their toe jams.
12:34Them toe jams is there, buddy.
12:36Damn.
12:37Yeah.
12:38Cause she, I mean, she's not, she's too scared to get real with it.
12:41I'm feeling bad for her significant other right now if she got one.
12:43Feeling bad for her.
12:44Oh, he know what time it is.
12:45I wonder if she.
12:46He might be into that though.
12:47And look, I'm not a feet.
12:48Oh, no.
12:48Not there.
12:49I'm not a feet person.
12:51I wonder if she has some good looking feet or is just like awful feet.
12:55They gotta be gnarly.
12:56They gotta be.
12:56Eagle claws.
12:57Yeah, because she definitely ain't getting no pedicures, right?
13:01She can't get no pedicures if she's scared of feet.
13:03If she, if she don't want to look at her own feet, how's she going to have somebody else look
13:06at them and touch them?
13:07At this point, she's doing too much if she's trying to do her best to not look at feet by,
13:11by going to a, you know, nail salon or something.
13:15No pedicure, no foot rub, none of that.
13:18Ain't happening.
13:19This don't seem like the way to live.
13:20It's not the way to live.
13:22Yeah.
13:23I do wonder about the significant other piece of it.
13:25Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.
13:26Because you, I mean, we understand the gender dynamics.
13:29You a girl, you a woman, you got to at least get your toes done.
13:33Yeah.
13:34Do you, I mean, you wear sandals.
13:35Keep them nice.
13:36You gotta keep them nice.
13:37Yeah.
13:38You go to the beach, I imagine, at some point.
13:40You gotta keep them, you know, nice.
13:41Yeah, she's going to the beach in some boots and socks.
13:46Yeah.
13:47And even at that point, why would you go?
13:50Because you're going to see everybody else's feet.
13:52Yeah, can you have a foot phobia and foot care at the same time?
13:56I don't know if these things can coexist, kind of to the point of the question here.
13:59Yeah.
14:00I don't know if you can have them both at the same time.
14:01Yeah, I want to find out who this is.
14:04So many questions.
14:04I want to have her call in on the show.
14:06I got tons of questions.
14:07So many questions.
14:08Yeah, she's probably going to be super uncomfortable with that,
14:10so that probably ain't going to happen.
14:12Wow.
14:13That'd be a nice interview to get, though.
14:15That'd be a good one.
14:16The foot lady.
14:17The foot lady.
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