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Figgy’s Mixtape, featuring a wild story about a Chick-fil-A worker arrested for stealing over $80,000, a bizarre claim about Michael Jackson, and more chaotic, trending stories.
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00:01pass the aux cord and crank up the volume figgy figs in the driver's seat sit back relax and
00:09enjoy the ride it's time for figgy's mixtape on sports radio 610 yes it is the mixtape in the
00:17loop sports radio 610 it's your man figgy fig hold it down on a thursday happy thursday to everyone
00:24out there what's so funny oh we're just talking about what which astros players look good with
00:29their pant legs pulled up and which don't and there is one in particular who we're saying that
00:34doesn't and that is officer first base uh go ahead and pull those down christian christian walker
00:42christian it's because his thought he's got his calves are real thick his big thighs and so the
00:47pants when you roll them up they puff out so he looked like he he's walking on a couple of
00:52lamb
00:52chops yeah you know i mean and uh yeah sorry figgy no no you're good for those who um just
01:01listening
01:01to us the astros are down five zip and aj blue ball is up there right now i wonder how
01:08i mean how many
01:09runs he gonna give you up hey hey yeah it's the mixtape in the loop sports radio 610 a sentence
01:15you
01:16probably don't hear often regarding the very popular fast food spot a chick-fil-a worker was
01:22arrested whoa whoa you don't hear that too much they didn't say my pleasure yeah that's probably
01:28what it was they tried to open up the store on a sunday hey get them out of here here's
01:32your food
01:32yeah yeah so a chick-fil-a worker was arrested for allegedly stealing over
01:38eighty thousand dollars so let's go to cbs white collar crime crime that makes sense let's go to cbs
01:46texas with the story i'm gonna admit to you didn't see this one coming there's a former chick-fil-a
01:51employee facing theft charges after he was caught on camera allegedly stealing more than eighty
01:56thousand dollars but how did he do it grapevine police say that quesha jones was fired last october
02:03a month later police started investigating a theft where they say jones was seen alone behind the
02:08register and they alleged that he rang up eight hundred orders of mac and cheese trays and then
02:15refunded them all to his personal credit cards jones was arrested two weeks ago he's now charged with
02:21property theft money laundering and evading arrest and that's eighty thousand dollars worth of mac and
02:27cheese so it wasn't a white collar crime it was a dummy why did why did eighty yeah yeah i'll
02:35have
02:36eighty thousand i can't look at chick-fil-a the same now man why did he think he was gonna
02:41get away with
02:41that order it on his car i guess on his card and then refund it to his car no order
02:46it and then
02:46refund it to his card yeah yeah you that's a direct camera yeah i don't even you only have to
02:52get to the
02:53camera part that is a direct paper trail to you yeah you moron where was this money sent oh it
03:00was
03:00was named reginald oh also also also yeah eighty thousand dollars you thought that they thought
03:07somebody came in was like yeah i would like an eighty thousand dollar order of of mac and cheese
03:13why does everybody keep returning the mac and cheese what did we do wrong i just don't understand yeah
03:18you thought that they thought they were doing some some uh i don't know some level of catering
03:24where they sold eighty thousand eighty thousand just mac and cheese lopez you paid for a wedding
03:30before right i have how much did catering cost oh boy you know 180 it wasn't 80 that's for days
03:36and i guarantee you had more than mac and cheese why the hell did you think this is a good
03:40idea
03:42man again not white collar not you know some elaborate plan just a big dummy yeah yeah
03:48like if you're gonna still at least make it reasonable to where you got a little plausible
03:51deniability yeah they hit my man with the money laundry and everything man yeah they didn't they
03:56threw the whole book of it yeah yeah shout out the grapevine as well yeah see that's that's some
04:02that's some dallas crime is what happened you see that you see how that works
04:07it's the mixtape in the luke sports radio 16 remember in this very segment i think i played an
04:13interview from somebody who was talking about michael jackson getting in the fight with tupac
04:17and actually whooped tupac's ass i forgot about and lopez was not buying this at all he just
04:24couldn't see it he look at tupac as a a real street gangster yeah and i think you only a
04:30few that do
04:31well no he was he's uh formally educated at the highest levels but uh i think he he went in
04:36a
04:36certain direction here and there yeah but for some reason it for some reason it didn't shock me that
04:41michael jackson could have beat up tupac and that reason is gary indiana yeah yeah so um did you also
04:50know that michael jackson the streets are saying michael jackson was a crip i have heard that before
04:56yeah well we got a story behind this here is a former game banger uh or former crip talking about
05:03the time they were part of the uh the way you make me feel video um the video shoot and
05:11this is him
05:12talking about being around mike and how he ended up becoming a crip the way you make me feel video
05:17absolutely working with mr jackson please give it to me i remember signing the nda i'm breaking it now
05:25mr jackson they said i can't get a picture with you and he said oh don't worry about them
05:30and he put his hand around me and we took all kind of selfies and we didn't have cell phones
05:35yeah i had a real camera some of those pictures never hit the internet also the classic picture
05:41of me in the crip shot of mike throwing up the seat a lot of people are talking about that
05:46right now
05:46mike was an honorary crip because mike threw up that seat when all the real gangbangers and crips
05:53were in the circle people magazine was they were on their best behavior some of these were bona fide
05:58killers yeah with you know and they respected they're not only respect they were so nice there
06:02were some really good people the energy was really nice but they were all taking the picture
06:07and then mike threw up the c mike started no one told mike to throw that c up and that's
06:14what everybody including mom's ass
06:16i had heard this figgy i don't know where i don't know how but i had actually heard this
06:32similar story to this before that wild yeah that picture is wild too man it don't even look like a
06:39real like if i showed somebody that that wasn't around the michael jackson there or knew anything
06:45about it they probably would have thought that was fake yeah he was really just throwing up to see
06:50he had the blue the blue shirt on and everything like really yeah yeah uh look up the picture he
06:56was
06:56around some crips i just i can't for the life of me figure out where and what was going through
07:03mike's mind and he was like you know what i think that these gentlemen will find it appealing
07:07if i start claiming a gang man i'm looking at the picture right now there's no way in hell i
07:13would
07:13do that man even if i had the green light to do that yeah i would not do that i'd
07:18have been in a
07:18lot of hoods i've never once said you know what let me take a picture let me throw up y
07:23'all gang
07:23i don't know then people don't take kindly to it yeah those people in those particular social clubs
07:30social that's right that's right they they don't take kindly to when you co-opt yeah but that's
07:36that's your point too only michael jackson could get away untouchable in any hood yeah michael
07:41jackson he actually probably could have went to another neighborhood that was done the other one
07:46and they would have been totally fine he could have pulled them all together in the same shot
07:49and done both of them simultaneously and they'd have been like oh mike
07:55oh mike that look at mike man man see that's why he's the greatest of all time no he's not
08:01because
08:01he could have he could have started world peace with all that all he did was own a chimpanzee come
08:05on mike mike out here crit walk
08:12all right it's the mixtape and the loot sports radio 610 i ran across this thread online i think it
08:18was on threads uh people confessing things they learned they learned embarrassingly late in their
08:25life okay no so uh some very funny answers and if you got some cinnamon 713-572-416 um here
08:34is one
08:35somebody brought up i thought the person who read the disclaimer during the commercials just talked
08:41super fast then i realized they just sped up the audio so it's just a fast talker
08:49funny enough i had there was a prank that happened early on in my radio career where i was like
08:55i was
08:56helping produce a show and they're like hey can you read the disclaimer for us and i was like cool
09:01and i mean again i'm filling in i don't work here typically i'm just doing what i'm supposed to do
09:05and they're like hey can you read it faster and in my head i know we can speed this up
09:09but i'm like
09:09all right if y'all want me to and this is where my personal like you know how self-confidence
09:14can get
09:14you in trouble sometimes this is one of those instances i was like i can i can do this i
09:17was like
09:17i can do it really i should have been like no we can just speed it up and post but
09:21i was like
09:21you think i can't read it all right and they had me trying to
09:26so yes yes they do they do speed it up except when you're being pranked on radio yeah here's
09:31another one the little piggy who went to the market wasn't going grocery shopping
09:36oh really i never even thought about that one i'm learning where was the little piggy going in
09:41what market are we talking about well okay maybe i don't get it because i'm thinking i was thinking
09:47like does it have the answer no it don't because you're just you know like like the like they like
09:52to say i was today years old if that's the case yeah now i'm curious where the little piggy you're
09:57looking it up yes i'm going to see if i can look it up and apparently this goes all the
10:02way back to
10:03the rhyme itself to like the 19 20s we can move on wow okay you're not gonna give me time
10:10to find
10:10the answer i'm supposed to know immediately i ain't trying to go to the 1920s figure out where little
10:15piggy was going yeah here's another one somebody put on here um oh yeah going to slaughter that's what i
10:22figured yeah meat market oh okay that's what i thought i was thinking slaughterhouse but meat
10:25market yeah okay okay so he wasn't going to the grocery store no now you ruined it i mean he
10:30was
10:30going to the grocery store just in a roundabout way yeah man so here's another one i thought
10:34mcgraw hill textbooks were made by tim mcgraw and faith hill that's a young person
10:43why do these countries what do country singers know about chemistry i don't understand
10:48they make it the killing on these school books here's another one i thought elton john was blind
10:54because of those wild sunglasses ah interesting i could see that one yeah i can see that yeah um
11:01another another person said when you're told not to operate heavy machinery with certain medications
11:07they mean cars always assume bulldozers
11:12i could i could see where that one yeah i could see where that one would be believed like that
11:16yeah
11:16yep and uh somebody else said i thought the mount rushmore faces occurred naturally by coincidence
11:22good lord he can't believe i admitted yeah at that point i got i got some uh i got some
11:26seaside
11:27property in utah lord yeah yeah and the last one i thought jimmy buffett and warren buffett were the
11:33same person i get that one and he just got really rich off of margaritas yeah yeah honestly i would
11:40like that so much more yeah that'd be so much more fun than the actuality that's a lot of downloads
11:45man yeah to get warren buffett money man crazy all right i'll get y'all out of here on this
11:53it's
11:53the mixtape in the loop sports radio 16 shout out to the university of washington head coach
11:58jeff is it fish yeah jet fish yeah jet fish um another sentence you probably didn't uh expect to hear
12:05the university of washington head coach and oj trial he was at the oj trial what hey let's
12:14let's hear the story here's the midday show he was on basking the phelps up in cleveland on 92
12:19three the fan and they asked him about him crashing the oj trial somebody sent me a text when we
12:25said
12:25that we were having you on that said i had to ask you about an elevator ride that you had
12:30at the oj trial you were at the oj trial yeah you got some good sources man good stories how
12:39did
12:39you end up in an elevator with these people i i did sneak into the oj trial back in 1996
12:48and i think it was 96 maybe 95 um and i i did fly across the country i went to
12:54school university
12:55florida as a gator and um when i you know thought i was gonna be a criminal defense attorney if
13:00i
13:00wasn't a football coach so i flew across the country and uh couldn't figure out a way to get
13:06into the trial so i put a uh suit and tie on and uh when the defense team arrived um
13:13i jumped in line
13:14and when the elevator door closed it was uh f lee bailey johnny cochran robert shapiro robert
13:20kardashian at me wow they looked at me and shapiro says who are you and i give him my spiel
13:28and that
13:28uh no i'm just a uh uh one of you know student that wants to be a lawyer he goes
13:33just come on in
13:34and he let me come and spend the day uh at the uh trial and it was pretty amazing so
13:41what was johnny
13:42cochran like behind the scenes was he similar to how we saw him in the courtroom there wasn't much
13:46communication i was just able there to watch they didn't uh they didn't invite me to lunch
13:51into the next strategy session i love that that was kind of cool yes that's a cool little story to
13:58have under your belt with the four biggest five four four or five biggest that was all of them yeah
14:03all
14:03of them in the elevator i'm trying to decide if i say who are you yeah i'm trying to decide
14:09if i love
14:09this or hate this i love it my football coach yeah because that that sound like he is willing to
14:14go to
14:14extra mile to crew if he needs to right he's like i will i will fake my way into any
14:18it's initiative
14:19yeah it's initiative it's good i will hustle to get my intuitiveness yeah but also if we ever hear
14:25that washington state uh there was a uh a a a report that goes into the ncaa anonymously yeah i
14:32will
14:32know who did it because that sounded like a jet fish thing to do now you sneaky sneaky man he
14:37leaned
14:37over to johnny cochran and said hey why don't you see if he can they can get him to try
14:40on the glove
14:41it was his idea oh i would he definitely should have juiced it up a little bit yeah yeah i
14:48actually
14:49told him to rhyme that's right at first he wasn't gonna rhyme but i was like hey i feel like
14:54it'll
14:54land better if you rhyme uh fit in a quick trust me trust me that was a great story man
15:01i love it
15:02appreciated that i'm glad somebody did they homework and told them to ask them about that i was about to
15:08say like how did they find out but there's no way if you have a story like that you don't
15:11tell at
15:11dinner parties right he seems a little surprised that they need actually i bet you it was like one
15:16of his relatives or you know yeah somebody had the inside scoop yeah yeah he wanted to be a criminal
15:22defense attorney sure why not i bet those coaching meetings are hell yeah coach i think we should run
15:28the reverse why do you think that okay i don't know i don't think they should it's like coach we're
15:32just
15:33trying to get the game plan together you don't need to argue it's a person to argue with huh yeah
15:36i bet
15:37all right that's uh that's another fantastic point of order
15:43no it was a false start we're not doing this every time
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