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00:11We are in 40,000 BC.
00:14The entire planet seems to obey the laws of natural selection.
00:17All ?
00:18No.
00:18A valley still resists change.
00:35Hey, I just ran into Webb who was leaving.
00:37Don't you think she looks a bit strange?
00:39Listen, I don't know if I should tell you this, but I think our daughter is in love.
00:43Again? Oh no, that's impossible.
00:45One day, she spends time with a chimpanzee.
00:47The next time, she goes out with a cannibal.
00:49What will she catch us this time?
00:50An amphibian?
00:51Oh, the Neolithic generation is beautiful.
00:54Eve, are you there?
00:55Something incredible is happening to me.
00:56You'll never believe me.
00:57I met a gorgeous guy.
00:59I think I'm in love.
01:00Oh dear, you're scaring me.
01:02Okay then, go ahead, tell us.
01:03You know, yesterday I went shopping in the La Défense district.
01:07I was walking peacefully on the esplanade and all of a sudden, I felt something touch my buttocks.
01:11What ?
01:11I swear.
01:12So, I'm training and you know what?
01:14It was a baby crocodile that had just escaped.
01:17Crazy!
01:18How I would have panicked too much.
01:19No, but actually, he was too cute, you know.
01:22And that's when the guy shows up.
01:24Lacoste! Lacoste! On your feet! Lacoste! On your feet!
01:26Shh! Gently, quietly.
01:29There, that's good.
01:39I'm sorry, miss.
01:41Excuse him, he's very young.
01:43He's a bit crazy.
01:43No, it's nothing.
01:46Is that your crocodile?
01:48Yes, I domesticated it myself.
01:50And isn't my apartment too difficult?
01:53And then, you know what comes out of me?
01:55Oh, it's fine, we live in a 600 square meter office cave.
01:58My father is the director of EDF.
01:59The fire energy boss?
02:02Oh, I don't believe it.
02:03Wait, you're still the only one who goes out to do three errands.
02:05and who meets the son of the guy who supplies the whole valley with fire.
02:09Listen, it's not over yet.
02:10By the way, let me introduce myself, Ran, from La Pétaudière.
02:14Web, web.com...
02:22We may have only just discovered fire,
02:24But now, I think you've just invented love at first sight.
02:26That's it, make fun of me.
02:28In the meantime, he invited me to come for a drink this evening to celebrate his birthday.
02:32You're going to give him a present.
02:33For this type of guy, you need to offer something refined.
02:36But at the same time, you have to get the message across, you see.
02:38Yeah, I saw a pretty cool new thing in a shop.
02:40They call it a flint toy.
02:42A flint toy?
02:43Oh yeah, classy. Very classy.
02:47It's lovely of you to have brought me a gift, Web.
02:50I hope you like it.
02:52Oh, that's really nice.
02:53But I have to tell you something, Web.
02:55In my family, we are against using flint before marriage.
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