00:01Music
00:11We are in 40,000 BC.
00:14The entire planet seems to obey the laws of natural selection.
00:17All of them? No.
00:18A valley still resists change.
00:28Oh no, but we need to face reality.
00:30Even though we're in the middle of prehistory, the level is dropping.
00:34And this year, the students are particularly bad.
00:37Seriously, have you seen the level of the copies?
00:38No, but look, look!
00:39I asked them to draw up their family tree.
00:42Look at the result.
00:46Yeah, it's true that it's not great, great, but oh well.
00:49It's discouraging.
00:51Listen, darling, we agreed to be teachers in disadvantaged areas 10 years ago.
00:54We knew it wouldn't be easy every day.
00:56No, but your hunting teachers are easy too, that's still okay.
00:59But you put those same students in my prehistory and geography classes.
01:01Well, that's just utter nonsense.
01:03Teaching in a priority education zone, I'd be happy to.
01:04But the principle of priority development zones,
01:06It's not a rescue mission for all the social cases in the valley either.
01:09When you see that just in my class,
01:10There are homo habilis, homo sapiens, primates, cannibals, neanderthals.
01:15I say that with such heterogeneous classes, we can't do anything at all.
01:18Oh yes, wait, there's even Peter Amadeus!
01:20You know that little amphibian I've been dragging around for the last 4 years?
01:22I understand you're tired, darling.
01:24But frankly, you believe in natural selection as much as I do.
01:26We're not going to start sorting students at the entrance to middle school on top of everything else.
01:29The suburban Darwinist is a fine fellow!
01:31Well, in the meantime, I'll remind you that with your fine speeches,
01:33You still put your children in private school.
01:34Yes, uh, well, anyway...
01:36Are your copies there?
01:37Because tomorrow I start with the 4th B class at 8:30 am,
01:40So I don't want to go to bed at 2am.
01:41Are you going to the disciplinary hearing this afternoon?
01:43Who is this for again?
01:44Dylan Pierre-Afeu, he disemboweled the Earth and City Science teacher with a boar well.
01:47Did he disembowel Chantal?
01:49Hey, he stole my idea.
01:51You're an idiot.
01:53Come on, come on, 3rd!
01:55Going back upstream, Mourad, we put the flints away!
01:58My name is Mouloud, sir.
02:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, calm down now!
02:05This isn't Jurassic Park!
02:06Okay, let's take attendance.
02:09Friends, Laetitia.
02:10Present.
02:10King Gouran, Riyadh.
02:12Here.
02:13Kerviel, Maxime.
02:15Maxime?
02:15Still absent, I presume.
02:17That's the missing piece.
02:18Okay, let's pick up where we left off last week.
02:21Animals that are emerging.
02:24What ?
02:25What else is there over there?
02:26It's Victor, madam.
02:27He tore off another arm, Louis-Marie.
02:29As per usual,
02:30It's the cannibals who are delaying the class.
02:33Hey, but madam, that's my culture!
02:36So, Dylan,
02:37You gutted your teacher,
02:39You didn't even apologize.
02:40What do we do?
02:41Personally, I think we owe at least
02:43to make him repeat his quaternary studies.
02:44Personally, I think that despite
02:45his minor behavioral problems,
02:47Dylan has made a lot of progress in hunting.
02:49He throws his jablot while standing.
02:50This may be a small detail for you,
02:51But for me, it means a lot.
02:52Okay, if we consider bipedalism
02:54as a mitigating circumstance,
02:56We'll stick to a warning.
02:58Does that suit you?
02:59No, no, no, no.
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