00:11We are in 40,000 BC.
00:14The entire planet seems to obey the laws of natural selection.
00:17All ?
00:18No.
00:18A valley still resists change.
00:34My children, this is a great day for our family.
00:37I have just received a summons to the notary's office.
00:39Do you remember my old uncle Amstrad.com?
00:41He just died during the last ice age and his will makes us his sole heirs.
00:46Wait dad, the concept of inheritance is still pretty unequal.
00:50Look at amphibians for example, they can't even...
00:53Ah, you're not going to start up again with your alternative Darwinist theories.
00:55And your uncle had a large fortune.
00:58Your uncle was a homie of remarkable ideas.
01:01He is responsible for a large number of discoveries and exclusive patents,
01:05still insufficiently developed.
01:07I will now read you his will.
01:09Throughout my life, I have pursued an ideal of evolution in the face of the conservatism of my contemporaries.
01:16Blog, I remember you wanted to work in new technologies.
01:20I therefore bequeath to you the patent for the wheel, which you will certainly know how to make good use of.
01:28So Suzanne, it's your turn to spin the wheel of fortune.
01:35Sorry Suzanne, this currency did not exist in the Paleolithic era.
01:38You leave empty-handed.
01:41Do you accept it?
01:42Yes, yes, of course.
01:43URL, my little one. As a fervent advocate of sustainable development, I bequeath to you the invention of agriculture.
01:51Does it contain quinoa?
01:54It seems so to me, yes.
01:56Okay, then I'll take it.
01:58Your son is going to force us to eat alternative-tourism vegetables.
02:00My dear Spam, your mission as a prehistory and geography teacher requires constant commitment.
02:06No, to you I bequeath the invention of monotheism.
02:10What is it for?
02:11For members of the national education system, this entitles them to a certain number of days of leave.
02:16Easter?
02:18Eid al-Adha?
02:20Yom Kippur?
02:24Okay, I'll take it.
02:25But that's definitely a cog in this leave story.
02:28Web, a charming young girl.
02:29I'm sure you'll enjoy discovering the domestication of animals.
02:35I'll take it.
02:35Very well, all that remains is to complete a few formalities.
02:42You will need to affix your signatures at the bottom of the document.
02:46What do you mean, signatures?
02:48Yes, write your names, that's all.
02:50Without this, you cannot claim any share of this inheritance.
02:53But are we in 40,000 BC?
02:55Haven't we invented writing yet?
02:57Ah, in that case, no inheritance.
02:59I am sure that I know I am human.
02:59I am sure that I am human.
02:59We're going to need Artus.
02:59– French subtitles 2021
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