00:11We are in 40,000 BC.
00:14The entire planet seems to obey the laws of natural selection.
00:17All of them? No.
00:18A valley still resists change.
00:32Well, why are you getting so worked up, Spam?
00:33I hear you made my cousin Giacometti come and see us this morning.
00:36The interior decorator? Oh no, please.
00:38Don't be so uncompromising on your blog.
00:40Okay, she's as snobbish as a lemur.
00:41But you know she's one of the best decorators of the Paleolithic era.
00:44She was, however, trained by Valérie Daruino.
00:46I've never been able to stand people who tell you how you should eat.
00:49to dress up or furnish one's cave.
00:51With them, disaster is guaranteed.
00:53If they hadn't asked decorators to redesign their ecosystem,
00:56Dinosaurs would never have disappeared.
01:00Spam, darling, quickly give me a glass of water.
01:04All these caves are lined up against each other.
01:08How sad, how awful.
01:11Excuse me, but your valet is no longer the cradle of humanity, it's ground zero.
01:16Children, I would like to introduce you to Vanina Giacometti, the wife of cousin Jérôme.
01:20Wasn't her name Lucie?
01:21No, Lucie, she's the first woman.
01:24So, this is your little home?
01:27It's rustic, tell me.
01:28Don't tell me you kept the stalactites.
01:32But Spam, darling, it's so Jurassic.
01:36And it's painting.
01:38Do you like bullfighting, blog?
01:43Fires right in the middle of the living room.
01:45Not to mention the carbon footprint, you know you're not up to standard at all.
01:50Listen, Spam, I'm going to give you a present.
01:52I don't have any time at all, but I'll take care of your cave.
01:55Uh, it's really not worth it, Vanina.
01:57Let the instafeminine blog do its thing.
01:59I fear the worst.
02:01Listen, if we really don't like it, we can put everything back the way it was.
02:04Come and see your new little gem.
02:06You are about to discover the Vanina Giacometti brand.
02:10The vote count.
02:11The original milky whiteness of the mammal.
02:15I was inspired by Feng Shui.
02:17The only decorative element?
02:19A silkscreen print by Warhol.
02:20An extremely promising young primate with plastic-like abilities.
02:24Okay, so the best thing is definitely your new underfloor heating system.
02:28I had a pipe drilled that directly connects the cave to the volcano cave.
02:32Simply lift this small piece of cutlery designed by...
02:44It's been a week and she's still smoking, wow.
02:47What are we going to do with it against the cold kings?
02:49A coat rack?
02:49A birdhouse?
02:51We could keep it here as a souvenir.
02:52And then it looks like a statue.
02:53Ultimately, it's decorative.
02:54A sculpture?
02:55But my poor Spam.
02:56A sculpture by Giacometti, even in the Iron Age, will never be worth a penny.
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