00:00I have a long-distance relationship.
00:02Oh, you have a long-distance relationship?
00:03Where is he?
00:04In North Korea.
00:06North Korea?
00:10She has a long-distance relationship
00:13with someone from North Korea.
00:16Honey?
00:18From North Korea?
00:19He's not real.
00:23Even people in North Korea
00:25don't belong to North Korea.
00:27You fell for an internet scam, my love.
00:31Oh, my God.
00:33Your English is not so good,
00:34but how about your geography?
00:38He's in South Korea.
00:39He's in South Korea now.
00:41What kind of relationship this is?
00:43You don't even know he's from North Korea or South Korea.
00:47He will come back.
00:48Okay, he's working there for two years,
00:50and he will never come back.
00:54You want a hug?
00:55But you're in a relationship with a North Korean,
00:59and I like to stay alive.
01:03Very good, very good.
01:04What's your name?
01:05Kelly.
01:06Kelly.
01:07Kelly.
01:08You say like...
01:10You stress?
01:11I stress you?
01:12Oh, I'm sorry.
01:13I stress you?
01:15I stress you.
01:16You're dating somebody from North Korea?
01:21That's not stressful.
01:23I stress you.
01:28Nobody was supposed to come with you?
01:34What's his name?
01:36Michael?
01:37Michael.
01:37Call him, Michael.
01:38Call him.
01:39Yeah, give it to me.
01:41Oh, okay.
01:44Michael.
01:45Yeah?
01:47Malika, why did you leave?
01:50And your father bought two tickets,
01:53and you fucked up the road.
01:55There's an empty seat right in the front row.
01:57Michael.
01:58He hung up the phone this Malika.
02:10Hello?
02:10Michael, why are you hanging up the phone on me?
02:13I have to go.
02:14Why?
02:14I have to go, fortunately.
02:16Are you home by yourself?
02:18Not exactly.
02:22Is it a girl?
02:25Yes.
02:27Why did you pause?
02:31If you're gay, this is the best time to tell your dad.
02:37Michael.
02:38Michael.
02:39Take your girlfriend.
02:40Take your girlfriend.
02:41Come back.
02:41And if you don't come, you're gay.
02:45And tell that girl she's a lucky girl to be with you.
02:48Much love, man.
02:49Much love.
02:50Take care, my brother.
02:52Aw, nice guy.
02:54Cheers.
02:57Where are my South Asians?
02:58South Asians, where are you at?
03:01Okay, one second.
03:04Wait a minute.
03:05No Indians here tonight?
03:07Indians?
03:09The Greek didn't let the Indians and the Pakistanis in, huh?
03:13Two snuck in.
03:14They're like, we are Italian.
03:18You're sure?
03:19You're sure you're Italian?
03:20Yes, I'm very, very Italian.
03:23I eat spaghetti every day.
03:27I swear to God.
03:28Spaghetti, chicken masala.
03:31Pasta, chicken masala.
03:34Let me have a spoon.
03:35Oh, why so spicy?
03:37I don't, I like hot sauce.
03:39In Italy, we put hot sauce everywhere to have.
03:44It's expensive, chicken.
03:45I'm Indian.
03:46Oh, you're Indian?
03:47I am.
03:48Finally, you came out of the closet?
03:51Why didn't you say it sooner?
03:53What's your name?
03:54It's a Greek name.
03:55It's a Greek name?
03:56But what happens to your Indian name?
03:59I was born here.
04:00You were born here?
04:01Indian?
04:01What's your name now?
04:03Vanai.
04:04Vanai?
04:04How did that happen, my love?
04:06You were born and your father goes, very beautiful.
04:09Let's name her Vanai.
04:12She will grow up like a Greek goddess if we name her Vanai.
04:16If we give her a haragana, maragana, maragana name,
04:19she will not survive in the beautiful schools of Greece.
04:23Come on.
04:24It's just Vanai?
04:25No, no, no.
04:26I have an Indian name.
04:27Oh, you have an Indian name.
04:28Don't fucking say it.
04:31Is that your boyfriend next to you?
04:33He's my friend.
04:33He's your friend.
04:34And he's not trying to fuck?
04:38No?
04:38No?
04:39Sweetheart, why you're so naive?
04:42You think he will buy a VIP ticket to just come sit next to you and go,
04:45ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha?
04:49He wants some spicy punani.
04:58Holy shit.
05:00I'm here to tell the truth.
05:02Is he Greek?
05:04He's trying to fuck everything.
05:06He fucks his pillow.
05:07No.
05:07You don't know Greek men?
05:09Oppa, oppa, oppa.
05:12But your friend doesn't know your real name.
05:14Are you comfortable to share your Indian name?
05:16You're okay with that?
05:17Okay, say it.
05:18Kajal.
05:19Okay, keep Vanai.
05:21No, I'm kidding.
05:22I'm kidding.
05:23Kajal.
05:24Oh, that's beautiful.
05:25That's beautiful.
05:25So, when you guys are fucking in the bedroom.
05:29And he'll say, say your name, say your name.
05:32Which one are you going to say?
05:37Vanai.
05:37No, the other one.
05:39The other one.
05:40Hurry up.
05:41I'm coming.
05:42Tell the other one.
05:44Kajal.
05:44Kajal.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:47Kajal.
05:51In the back, they brought me a bouquet of flower and a card.
05:54And who is the flower from?
05:57Oh.
05:58Nobody?
06:00Oh, you brought the card too.
06:01Bring it here.
06:02Bring it here.
06:02Yeah, yeah.
06:03This is...
06:07Is it yours?
06:11Where are you?
06:14Are you having a baby?
06:17Oh, sweetie pie.
06:19Thank you for this.
06:21I said, who brought me flower?
06:22You said nothing.
06:26She wrote me a card.
06:27And they brought it to me upstairs.
06:30And I thought this is so sweet.
06:31I read it really quick.
06:32Dear Max.
06:32Life is a journey.
06:34Thank you for keeping me company.
06:36And most of all, for making me laugh.
06:39You have a magic way to touch people's body.
06:52From a far away.
06:58I'm sitting in the back.
07:00And I'm pregnant.
07:01I'll be giving birth.
07:04I would like to name my baby Max.
07:06Would you be my daddy?
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