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00:13SAKAMOTO
00:13Those high-pitched squealy cheers, it must be Sakamoto's turn.
00:17Well, at least there's no way he can toss it all the way out here.
00:44Sakamoto, what are you doing?
00:47Please remain still, my friend. The injured area is at a location directly above the heart.
00:52This situation is dire. We must be careful.
00:57Oh man, a nosebleed? It's alright. Stuff a little tissue in there.
01:02I'll stem the bleeding.
01:08Never fear. I have applied first aid measures.
01:13But do me a favor and please refrain from moving for a while.
01:20Please be quiet. You'll affect his injury.
01:22Gotta love this guy.
01:28In Class 1-2 at Gakubun Prefectural High School, there was one student who attracted a great deal of attention
01:36immediately upon his arrival.
01:38When it came to classroom duties, he was stylish.
01:41At lunchtime, he was stylish.
01:44Even when the teacher made him stand out in the hallway, he was stylish.
01:49In everything he did, he was cool. Cooler. Coolest.
01:55His life at school was overwhelmingly cool and stylish.
01:59But that student's name, haven't you heard?
02:02I am Sakamoto.
02:04I am Sakamoto.
02:10I am Sakamoto.
02:31Good work. Good luck.
02:32But get out.
02:33Get out.
02:34Paramparampará.
02:35伝こしば, no.激流にさえ立ち向かい、流れ濡れ涼しげ
03:41Oh, man, Hayabusa, your hair is looking super suave again today.
03:45That ponytail is totally in, my brother.
03:47I think I'm going to do a ponytail.
03:49I don't think your hair is long enough.
03:51Hey, Hayabusa, what you drinking?
03:53What is that?
03:54Don't worry about it, all right?
03:56Come on, I'm just asking.
03:57We just want to be as cool as you, bro?
03:59We're thugs.
04:00And we want to learn from the thug master.
04:02You're tough in a fight and you're smart.
04:05Think about it.
04:05You're the thuggest mofo in the whole school.
04:09So what did you have for breakfast today?
04:11A lasagna-flavored lunch pack.
04:17What's with the crowd of honeys?
04:19Is there a celebrity here or something?
04:23Here he comes!
04:41My apologies, but I'm in a bit of a hurry.
04:43What?
04:44That guy?
04:45Maruyama, didn't he used to be your errand boy?
04:48Well, wasn't he?
04:50All the unrelenting attention.
04:52The scalding hot shoes.
04:54Turning the gym into an overnight suite.
04:59You okay?
05:00You okay?
05:03The hell is wrong with you?
05:05Tell me, what did this guy do to you?
05:09Stop it!
05:10That guy is in seriously bad news.
05:12Bad news in what way?
05:14Sakamoto really is big trouble, sir.
05:16Even us sophomores know all about that guy.
05:19He's bad news and big trouble.
05:21Yeah, okay.
05:23But bad news how?
05:24Can we please stop talking about him?
05:26Don't go digging any deeper.
05:28You'll regret it.
05:33Uh, so what class is this guy in?
05:35Leave it alone!
05:37Because as it is,
05:38it sets a bad example of me as head of the juniors.
05:46Hmm.
05:48Hey, I can't decide what to do for my next hairstyle.
05:51What do you think would look good on me?
05:54I'm glad you asked.
05:57The other day, I made a stop at a florist,
06:00where I saw a topiary that was the spitting image of you.
06:03Oh my God, I don't want my face to look like a shrubbery!
06:06My mom says she likes my curly hair,
06:08but I think I want to try something more in style.
06:11New hair?
06:11Or a tortoise?
06:14I recommend a shaved section that peeks out every now and then.
06:18The girls love how rebellious it is.
06:20Or if you don't want to change the length,
06:22you could always brush it off to the side.
06:24Whoa!
06:25Dude!
06:27Hi, Abusa.
06:28What's he doing here?
06:29Whoa.
06:30Check him out.
06:31He's so hot.
06:32I don't know.
06:33I thought Sakamoto cornered the market on hotness.
06:35Or look!
06:36Now this guy knows about hair!
06:41Sakamoto.
06:42I heard you took care of my boy Mariyama.
06:45Oh man, it's Ayabusa!
06:47Such stylish on-campus ferocity!
06:52I wanted to see you face-to-face.
06:55Very well, I understand.
07:01Huh.
07:05Huh?
07:10I will be using this in third period tomorrow.
07:13I ask that you please return it by then.
07:16Did he just give me his face?
07:20Look, I'm not in the mood for any bullcrap.
07:23Just come with me, wise guy.
07:24So that's a mold of Sakamoto's face?
07:28Someone could turn that into an amazing mask with something like that.
07:31Or someone could rest their face inside of it, too.
07:37Get it!
07:40Get it!
07:42What a stupid zeitgag, and these mindless hussies start going all crazy?
07:48Wait a second.
07:50Don't tell me that smart remark was a signal for them to attack.
07:54This guy has complete control over this glass.
07:59...interesting.
08:07Sakamoto!
08:09Normally I don't bother going up against sophomores.
08:12But not this time.
08:14You're a special case.
08:16Meet me at the riverbed under the number two line after school.
08:21Oh no! They're gonna fight!
08:25Oh man, what are you gonna do, Sakamoto?
08:28Unfortunately, it's my turn to clean after school tomorrow.
08:32Huh? He's not gonna go. I get it.
08:35He ain't got no reason to fight, does he?
08:39Then I guess there's only one thing to do.
08:41We'll have to give him a reason to fight!
08:52Okay, go for it!
08:58Oh dear.
09:04My goodness.
09:17Must be new slippers. Never seen them before.
09:21Son of a! What now?
09:25Nope, it's still not straight.
09:27At a time like this, I know who can help.
09:30Sakamoto! Could you please help us with this poster?
09:35I suppose.
09:36Time for Mr. Rulersmith to make an appearance.
09:48What's all this about?
09:50Why are you kids wanting pictures of me all of a sudden?
09:53Your haircut is a source of great inspiration.
09:55It is glorious. Work with me. Chin down a little bit.
10:00Like this here?
10:01Perfect.
10:02So, that's the Fall Model Square ruler I keep hearing about.
10:09What the hell's wrong with this guy?
10:11He ain't even getting mad! I think he likes it!
10:14It looks like we'll have to take something more important to him if we want this to work.
10:18Okay, so what's more important to this loser?
10:20Huh?
10:23Huh?
10:30Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
10:32Just where has Kubota, my minister of the dustpan, run off to?
10:36Ah yes, there you are, my good man.
10:38I've been looking for you.
10:47so what do you think of my brand new hairstyle sakamoto it's still kind of hot out so i thought
10:52it wouldn't be a bad idea to just shave it all off well i think it suits you really well
10:58that's
10:58good to hear you know it's a kind of weird i don't have any hair but it still hurts somehow
11:28for now just go with this thanks sakamoto kubota
11:36i shall go retrieve your identity
12:10well now i see you're ready to get serious
12:14it's about time someone put you in your place before you go and disrupt the natural order of
12:20our thuggery you're going down
12:26wait right there come here i need to talk to you kids for a second
12:34now you listen to me fist fights are forbidden around here and you know it
12:39it's the law and there's no escaping it i take it you two will comply yes
12:46apologies mr officer what you saw just now it was just a game uh yeah that's right sir we just
12:53kind
12:53of push our hands against each other like this and if you get the other guy to step back and
12:57move his
12:57feet you win it's really a game of balance officer oh kind of like sumo i haven't done that in
13:03ages
13:03is that even still popular you know i was pretty good back in my day all right then well show
13:11me what
13:11you've got you kidding this is turning into a big joke i guess we better wrap things up here and
13:17move
13:17to a different location
13:21what's with this guy he looks like he's taking the stupid crap for real
13:26look out boss i think he's serious don't mess around just finish him off man he can't beat you when
13:31it comes to brute strength yeah you got that right
13:48you see that what just happened he faked him out he acted like he was gonna push away
13:54but he pulled back instead this isn't only about sheer force you can use your opponent's momentum
14:00against them gotta have balance and timing to win a sport like this yeah whatever i don't care what you
14:09do you do i'm kicking your ass look how he's standing dude that's totally boxing style he's really pissed
14:15off oh i see he's switching to a stance that offers a steady core not a bad idea
14:34what's this guy doing
14:40sorry thought i saw a mosquito flying around
14:53oh
15:06well now you're pretty persistent huh allow me to express the same sentiment regarding your tenacity
15:14it's like oil and water it's a pretty good technique
15:20man it's never gonna end how many hits has there been already
15:34is he doing okay hey you think we should yeah
15:42hey hey stop it what are you doing oh we're sorry well we were just uh don't even think about
15:50it
15:51this is between me and him and no one's going to intervene if i can't win without dirty tricks
15:59then i would be better off dying right here like a freaking man
16:05hey abusa man how much more can you take hi abusa i'm sure you'd agree we should be bringing this
16:13match to a close
16:23now standing attention secret techniques
16:30what's he doing he's stretched out like a freaking antenna
16:33an antenna
16:35oh oh my god an open riverbed like this makes it so that he's one of the tallest things around
16:41don't tell me he's trying to call the lightning
16:45get away from that guy i'm not running away
16:50this fight isn't over you understand me it's just starting to get to the good part
17:07he won't stop it's not worth it man
17:14you don't have to prove anything all right just let it go
17:19look we were the ones who took all your stuff okay and we shaved off your friends
17:33in the midst of our battle i concluded that you're not actually my true opponent
17:39and continuing this would only result in both of us catching a cold which would be unfortunate
17:45and that's why i decided to hail you a cab
17:50so it wasn't lightning that he was calling it was a cab
17:58well that's it i have been defeated
18:02hi abusa we'll go with you yeah i only have room for two more
18:10how i used to love such sport but now i'm afraid it's gotten further and further away from me
18:16generations may pass but if there's one thing that doesn't change
18:24this town has always been a pretty peaceful place
18:32so uh we're sorry we thought that if we took some things from him
18:37then we could motivate him to actually fight you no the responsibility is mine if anyone should pay the
18:43price it would be me well if that's so then perhaps i should ask that you treat me to dinner
18:51sometime
18:54honey bear you have a guest mom but i don't want to see anybody right now
19:00but he's handsome get out of bed
19:06i'm sorry my friends here have caused you a great deal of trouble
19:10uh please take this as a token of my apology i hope this helps his hair grow back as soon
19:16as possible
19:19are you freaking kidding me there's no way i could eat all this crap all by myself
19:27hey mom tonight we should invite a bunch of people over and have a seaweed party
19:37please have some more thank you so much ma'am
19:44what the huh sweetie what is it what are you looking at oh nothing nothing at all
20:03this is the complete physical data for class one two
20:07thank you you health committee cutie and true to form you turn this in on time and error free
20:15are you okay my dear do you have a fever surely that could not be the case
20:22i don't know this time of year we've had a lot of rain and sudden temperature drops my deepest things
20:34yep just as i feared you do have a fever please lie down and take a nice leisurely rest in
20:40our bed
20:43hey sakamoto you really need to take it easy
21:07it also keeps one motivated
21:13i'm
21:31i'm
21:34i'm
21:36i'm
21:36i'm
21:37i'm
21:39i'm
21:39i'm
23:39Shut up!
23:41My name is Megumi Fujita, president for Class 1-2.
23:45I have a certain hobby that I can't tell anyone about.
23:49It's taking secret photos of Sakamoto.
23:52But it's okay.
23:53I mean, even if he doesn't know about my feelings.
23:56So I'm just happy to take his picture.
23:58But I found a ghost in one of the photos, so I'm gonna have to tell him?
24:04On the next, haven't you heard on Sakamoto?
24:06End of school rules and love via camera.
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