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00:02In class 1-2 at Gakubun Prefectural High School, there was one student who attracted a great deal of attention
00:09immediately upon his arrival.
00:12When it came to classroom duties, he was stylish. At lunchtime, he was stylish. Even when the teacher made him
00:20stand out in the hallway, he was stylish.
00:23In everything he did, he was cooler, cooler, coolest. His life at school was overwhelmingly cool and stylish. That student's
00:34name, haven't you heard?
00:36I am Sakamoto.
01:21I am a
01:23When I set my body up, I will never forget to achieve all the time.
01:31Oh Yeah Yeah!
01:33I'm not even looking for the heart of my heart!
01:34I'm not even looking for the heart of me!
01:44Heartless!
01:45I don't know what the truth is, and I don't know if you want to.
01:49I'm not the one who's gone.
01:50I'm not the one who's gone, but I don't care.
01:53I'm not the one who's gone.
01:57I'm not the one who's gone.
02:27Yo, sophomore, what'd I tell you to buy me?
02:32Well, you told me to get you a lunch pack, sir.
02:39If I had that friggin' biscuit crunch after eating this cake...
02:44...the inside of my mouth would get all parched and dry!
02:48I'll go get you something with more moisture!
02:50Well, it's too late now! Just go wipe down the windows!
02:54Yo, Mariyama. Try and take it easy on the newbies, okay?
02:58Don't get the wrong idea, Hayabusa. I'm teaching these boys about respect.
03:05I'm in charge of their training, and my insights have taught these little first years unwavering persistence and a solid
03:11work ethic.
03:13Yeah, well, that's fine and everything. Just make sure you're moving them in the right direction.
03:18Ha! What are you, my mother-in-law? You may rule the second years, but I don't need you telling
03:23me what to do.
03:26Oh! Almost forgot. I picked me up a nice little spunky sophomore in the hallway yesterday.
03:31He seemed like he was yearning for some of my highly sought wisdom. In fact, I got him on an
03:36errand already!
03:44Huh? Oh, there he is!
03:46Huh?
03:50Sakamoto!
04:00Whoa!
04:01Whoa!
04:02Whoa!
04:03Whoa!
04:04Whoa!
04:10My apologies for the wait.
04:14I present you with a selection of lunch pack sandwiches.
04:20Awesome!
04:21Who knew lunch packs could be so sick and classy?
04:23Those are absolutely beautiful!
04:30Amazing!
04:30You could serve these in a restaurant!
04:32I'm unworthy of such praise.
04:41So, aren't you just being their errand boy?
04:44No.
04:45This is instilling perseverance and insight in the next generation.
04:50Uh...
04:51Yeah, Sakamoto, you...
04:53They're totally playing you for a fool.
04:56They don't even think of underclassmen as people.
05:00We're nothing more than tools put on this earth for their convenience.
05:05You really think so?
05:06Huh?
05:07There is a hierarchy between old and young, Kubota.
05:10So, do we not have the obligation to obey our elders even if they are but a single year older?
05:15Yeah, I guess, but still...
05:21Ah.
05:22You hear that?
05:24The melody beckons me.
05:27I bid you farewell.
05:29But, Sakamoto!
05:32Hey, Sakamoto, I'm feeling thirsty.
05:35Get a drink.
05:35As you wish.
05:36What is your preferred flavor of beverage?
05:39Uh...
05:39I don't know.
05:40Whatever.
05:41I will be right back, sir.
05:49I give you the automatic.
05:54Whoa.
05:55What is this?
05:56It's an original blend.
05:57Unique to this canvas.
05:58Can you make me one with beach, please?
06:00I want tropical plunge!
06:02Please wait in line at the counter.
06:04This dude is proving to be useful.
06:08Hey, I need you to lend me your gym clothes, doofus.
06:11I kinda, uh, forgot mine.
06:14Ah, well, if that's the case...
06:17Hmm?
06:17What the heck are you doing?
06:19I shall provide you with something more than suitable.
06:28For you, sir, it is hot couture.
06:30This custom-stitched gym wear is made from all-natural materials.
06:34Its sweat-absorption ratio is far superior to our usual uniforms.
06:39Also, I took the liberty of embroidering your name...
06:41...in cursive.
06:42Dude, that was dumb!
06:45I want one!
06:45What's the point in that?
06:47Yes!
06:48Yeah...
06:49I'm afraid that's a secret, my man.
06:53Sakamoto!
06:54Put a shine on these babies.
07:01I need you to sit in my homeroom class for me.
07:09Oh, a little harder.
07:10Work those kinks out.
07:12I'll take off too much now.
07:14My nails could use a buff.
07:23Oh!
07:25Oh, my God.
07:29Mariyama, you're looking a bit on the plump side these days.
07:33I think maybe you're relying on that sophomore too much.
07:36It's part of the big plan, okay?
07:41I'm just helping my young protege grow.
07:47How may I assist you?
07:50Man.
07:52Coming up with things for him to do is getting to be kind of a pain.
07:55I know.
07:57Sakamoto!
07:58So, you've been through a great deal of my tests and you've passed them all.
08:03However, you cannot develop any further by just doing what I say.
08:10So from now on, you will serve me whichever way you please.
08:15If you see me in need of any sort of assistance, then you must decide for yourself.
08:20You are to come up with a solution and then act upon it.
08:23Sir, I shall do my very best.
08:35Oh, Mariyama, you have really outdone yourself this time.
08:39My peaceful, easy life is all but guaranteed.
08:41Man, I love being a junior.
08:43Those dumbass sophomores must be honored to have a guy like me around.
08:47Oh.
08:48Ah, crap.
08:48That's not good.
08:50Please, sir.
08:51For your aftercare, proceed.
08:54Ah!
08:54Oh, thanks.
08:57Appreciate it.
09:05Sure enough, that guy is pretty thoughtful.
09:10Well, I'm feeling pretty tired after such a long day.
09:14Guess I'll go home and take a nap.
09:19Hey, where the hell did my shoes go?
09:21Will you be leaving, sir?
09:22Huh?
09:24As for your footwear, Master Maruyama,
09:27I believe they have been warm to optimal temperature.
09:32Huh?
09:33You idiots!
09:34What are you doing to my...
09:35Ow!
09:35Ow!
09:36I have given them a medium-level roast in order to trap the perfect warmth inside.
09:42That said, the exterior will be somewhat hot.
09:47Right.
09:48Now then.
09:50Hey!
09:51Get off of me!
09:53Who the hell wears shoes like that?
09:56I see.
09:58The act of putting on one's own shoes is cumbersome.
10:01So, please leave this to me.
10:05Hey!
10:05Wait!
10:06My shoes!
10:10What the...
10:12Something's not right here.
10:15Your means of conveyance has been prepared.
10:21Master, your carriage awaits.
10:29This guy's freaking nuts!
10:36Oh, God.
10:41Oh, God.
10:44Oh, God.
10:46Oh, God.
11:03Oh, God.
11:04Yeah?
11:05Hey, Yabusa!
11:06Hey, it's me!
11:07You gotta help, man!
11:08You okay?
11:08You're breathing really hard.
11:10Things have gotten out of hand.
11:11That errand boy Sakamoto's acting okay.
11:16Oh, crap!
11:17He's coming in through that little window!
11:19Yo, Mariyama.
11:20What's going on?
11:29I know you're here somewhere.
11:34No!
11:35What are you doing?
11:36You can't do this!
11:38This isn't what I told you to do!
11:43Master Mariyama, I take it you'll be staying overnight?
11:53Overnight gym class technique.
11:58You seem to be rather exhausted, so I took the liberty of preparing your sleep arrangements.
12:03Please, get yourself a little rest and be at ease.
12:05Meager as it may be, I shall provide the best service possible.
12:09With the performance of children's lullabies.
12:14No, please!
12:15Get away from me, you psychopath!
12:23Ma'am, I'll take some ramen, please.
12:25And I'll take a beef and rice.
12:27Coming up!
12:28It's nice to eat in the cafeteria once in a while.
12:31Yeah, that right.
12:32Whoa.
12:32Look over there.
12:34Huh?
12:34Huh?
12:36You're kidding me, right?
12:38Maruyama is...
12:40Buying his own lunch?
12:45So, hey, Sakamoto.
12:46How's the errand boy business these days?
12:51I was relieved of my duties.
12:53Huh?
12:53Wait, what happened?
12:55So, Kubota...
12:56Could it be...
12:58I can't sing very well?
13:04Maybe we could try some karaoke and see how that goes.
13:10Alright then.
13:11Takashi is at the lake, and he begins running from point P at a speed of 120 kilometers per hour.
13:17From the other side, a skyfish is traveling 280 kilometers per hour, departing X minutes later.
13:23So, you are to find at which point Takashi and the skyfish will meet.
13:29Sweetie, is Sakamoto here?
13:31Oh, crap!
13:32It's my mom!
13:33You gotta hide!
13:37Oh, my!
13:39I thought I heard you talking to someone handsome.
13:42What are you talking about?
13:43It's just been me in here alone all this time.
13:46I was reading the questions out loud.
13:48That's probably what you heard.
13:49Oh, yeah?
13:50Yeah?
13:50But the voice sounded so smooth and refined.
13:53When are you inviting your friend over again?
13:55Oh, I don't know.
13:59My mother is in love with Sakamoto.
14:02It's embarrassing.
14:04It all started about two weeks ago.
14:07Okay, prepare yourselves.
14:09I'm about to return your midterms.
14:11Huh?
14:12You're incredible!
14:13How do you even get braids like this?
14:15He got 120 on his health and phys ed test?
14:18Is that even possible?
14:23Man, this is really freaking bad.
14:27I'm gonna be held back a year.
14:31Sakamoto!
14:32Oh, my God!
14:33Will you please come over and help me out?
14:36And that is how he wound up at my house.
14:39I'm home, Mom.
14:41Hey, hon.
14:42Welcome back.
14:46It's an honor to meet you, madam.
14:49I'm Sakamoto, a classmate of your son's.
14:54Please, accept this humble gift for your time.
14:57It's an assortment of seashells.
15:01And things would never be the same.
15:05You know who you look like?
15:07That muscly, heartthrob, Chod and Chorizo.
15:10Yup, now they're studying.
15:11Say hi, you two.
15:12Come on, Mom.
15:13Turn the camera off.
15:14You should have dinner with us tonight, okay?
15:17You roasted a turkey?
15:19Say hi.
15:20Mom, seriously.
15:22A massager?
15:23How much did that cost?
15:25What?
15:25I just want to look nice.
15:27Not good.
15:28At this rate, our home tutoring isn't working.
15:31My mom's making a spectacle of herself and it's getting worse.
15:34But I cannot be held back next year.
15:36So please, Sakamoto.
15:38Please hide yourself from my mom.
15:40I'll see what I can do.
15:43And that's how it went.
15:45Now let's move on to our science class.
15:46Ugh, that's my worst subject.
15:49Oh no.
15:50I must have left my textbook in my locker.
15:53Sorry, Sakamoto.
15:54I'm heading to school.
15:55I'll be right back.
15:56If something comes up, just give me a call on my cell phone.
15:59Wait, you don't have a cell phone, do you, Sakamoto?
16:02Okay, you can use this one.
16:04I'll be right back.
16:06Oh, where are you going?
16:07I forgot something at school.
16:09Oh, yeah?
16:10Well, see you later.
16:14Hmm.
16:26Just as I thought.
16:30Sakamoto, I know you're here.
16:44Oh, where could he be?
16:52Oh, where could he be?
16:54Oh, Sakamoto!
16:57Come out, come out, come out.
16:59I won't do anything.
17:02I'm not going to bite you, you know.
17:13Sakamoto!
17:14Oh, God, that's so bright.
17:16That you'll be raised.
17:17Oh, that you'll be raised.
17:18Oh, come on now, Sakamoto.
17:21Don't be afraid.
17:22Where are you?
17:24I'm going to find you, Sakamoto.
17:27Oh, we can just have some tea together.
17:29There's no need to be shy.
17:31I'm your friend, remember?
17:39Oh, the bat!
17:43Sakamoto!
17:48Where could that boy be?
17:55Hey, Sakamoto.
17:56I'm at the convenience store on my way back.
17:58Do you want me to pick up some pudding or rice cakes?
18:00No.
18:07The ladder.
18:08Oh!
18:08We make him, we make him!
18:10Oh!
18:11Oh!
18:12Where did he go, Sakamoto?
18:17Where are you, Sakamoto?
18:20Where'd you...
18:21Oh!
18:25Cute, handsome footprints.
18:28I'm on your trail.
18:30You can't get away from me.
18:33Ah!
18:43Sakamoto!
18:44He's left me.
19:14I will be back in the spring.
19:17Until then, take care of yourself, mi amor.
19:22Oh, Charissa, no.
19:24He's like the spitting image of my Charissa.
19:29I know this is totally crazy.
19:32When it's someone on TV, it's so easy to let them go.
19:37But when they're close enough to hold in your arms,
19:40why is it so much harder to control my feelings?
19:51I could hear things going south on the phone.
19:53What was I thinking?
19:55I totally should have brought him to school with me.
19:57Please don't do anything, Mom!
20:00I'm coming!
20:03Oh, that was beautiful.
20:11Well, I should start getting dinner ready.
20:14Madam.
20:15Huh?
20:18I believe there is something that I should really tell you.
20:35No!
20:35No!
20:35No!
20:48No!
20:48Oh, Sakamoto!
20:49Hey!
20:49Get out of there!
20:50What are you doing?
20:51Are you okay?
20:52I'm sorry, Madam.
20:52Are you trapped?
20:52Oh, Sakamoto!
20:53Sakamoto!
20:53But I am an inhabitant of this digital world.
20:55And sadly, I am unable to touch you.
21:05No, it can't be true.
21:08No, it just can't.
21:11I'm home, Mom!
21:12What's going on?
21:14Huh?
21:15Sakamoto?
21:16Please look after your fine son.
21:19I knew it.
21:21I've watched dozens, hundreds of these dramas, and yet...
21:28I never knew that the power of love could be so sad.
21:32It's okay, Mom.
21:38You want to have some rice cakes?
21:46So from that moment on, I started having Sakamoto tutor me in the library.
21:51Of course, we never told my mom a thing.
21:58And thus...
22:03This is the bittersweet tale of my mother's heartbreaking, unrequited love.
22:23Also...
22:24There are so many words ready,
22:33to listen to him.
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