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00:02In class 1-2 at Gakubun Prefectural High School, there was one student who attracted a great deal of attention
00:09immediately upon his arrival.
00:12When it came to classroom duties, he was stylish. At lunchtime, he was stylish.
00:18Even when the teacher made him stand out in the hallway, he was stylish.
00:23In everything he did, he was cooler, cooler, coolest. His life at school was overwhelmingly cool and stylish.
00:33That student's name, haven't you heard?
00:36I am Sakamoto.
01:22Here we go.
01:23Thank you so much.
01:53I'm going to break up your style
01:57I'm going to go, hey go
02:00I'm going to step in the middle of the road
02:24So I guess you're not home.
02:26My goodness, such a wasted effort.
02:33What have we here?
02:36This would not seem like a friendly transaction now, would it?
02:42Looks like they've made quite the business for themselves.
02:46Sakamoto?
02:48I know this doesn't concern you, but I can be such a weakling.
02:53If I don't pay for their protection, then who knows what'll happen to me.
02:57Well, I feel for you.
03:00What? So you mean you're not going to help me?
03:02You just came to give me your opinion?
03:05I believe it's up to you to keep your money safe, yes?
03:13Please help me! I don't know what to do!
03:15I don't have any more money left!
03:17I told Mom I needed money for haircuts and school supplies, but it's gone too far!
03:21I can't keep this up! I can't keep lying to her!
03:26I swear, aren't you pitiful?
03:28I would rather not see you in this unseemly state any longer.
03:34I have an idea, my friend.
03:39Hello, welcome to Whack Donalds.
03:42So, um, what are we doing?
03:45If you have no more money, then I'd say work is your only recourse.
03:49Uh, yeah, but, um...
03:51I am Assistant Manager Matsuyama.
03:53I train new recruits. Nice to meet you.
03:56Seeing as you're new, I'd like to have you two on back-of-the-house operations.
04:01As you wish, madam.
04:03Well, I, uh...
04:05Is my hair looking disheveled?
04:09Sakamoto, you will be at the register!
04:14And here I am holding the mop.
04:17It's not like I even wanted to get some crappy minimum wage job.
04:21I'm gonna have to come up with something else to somehow convince my mom to give me more.
04:26Oh, I can tell her I've got some strange disease and needed money for the hospital.
04:30I don't see those hands moving.
04:31I'm sorry, ma'am!
04:32Uh, this is bullcrap.
04:34I don't think I'll last a full day.
04:36I cannot work like this.
04:38Of course, I don't want to work for those jerks, either.
04:41Move it!
04:46It sure got busy all of a sudden, didn't it?
04:49Ah!
04:51Will you be dining in with us today?
04:53Um, I would like two cheeseburgers.
04:56And, uh, um, a smile on the side.
05:02Kubota, stop spacing out and get your butt on the fry station.
05:05But I've never done anything like that before!
05:07It's easy!
05:08You just scoop them in!
05:09Now hurry!
05:10We don't have time!
05:12Ow!
05:14Okay, then.
05:15Would you care to include a skyfish with your order?
05:27Looks like we made it through the worst of it, Kubota.
05:30We've never had a packed restaurant at this time of day before.
05:33Maybe Sakamoto was having some sort of an effect.
05:36Hey, Kubota!
05:36That was a pretty rough first day, huh?
05:39You did well.
05:41Oh.
06:06Good morning to you, Kubota.
06:08Good morning to you, Kubota.
06:11Until we close.
06:13So, what gives?
06:15Your pimply face looks quite pleased.
06:18Well, I am.
06:19I mean, after all, this is my very first payday of my entire life.
06:23I wonder what I'll buy.
06:26Maybe I'll splurge and blow it all on some professional hair straightening.
06:30What about you, Sakamoto?
06:33Oh, I don't know.
06:36Perhaps I'll buy myself a new protractor.
06:39Huh?
06:40A what?
06:40Uh, yeah.
06:43One big whack meal with a cola and, uh...
06:49Yeah.
06:50Yeah, all right, all right, man.
06:55And one smile to go, please.
07:08Hey, Kubota, you're free to go once you've set the fries out.
07:11Okay.
07:14Yeah, I know, right?
07:19God, it's them.
07:21Please don't let them see me.
07:23Please do not let them see me.
07:26Hey, isn't that Kubota's curly head?
07:29Ah, yeah, totally him!
07:31We haven't seen that chump after school for a while.
07:33Guess he's been working.
07:34He should have told us.
07:36Hey, you ignoring us?
07:37Thought we were friends, man.
07:39Gentlemen, may I take your orders?
07:41Uh, yeah, I think I'll have a teriyaki meal.
07:44And maybe an iced coffee.
07:45And I'll have the same thing.
07:47Yo, Kubota!
07:48Why don't you come by Gokoboon Park when you're off work?
07:51We need to talk to you.
07:55We'll see you later, buddy!
07:57Come and see us again.
08:07Oh, dude, they forgot the sweetener for the coffee.
08:10I didn't even get a straw.
08:12Those guys suck.
08:13Yeah.
08:18Ah, there he is!
08:20Howdy-do!
08:26So why were you ignoring us earlier today, man?
08:29Are we not friends anymore?
08:31Huh?
08:31It hurt our feelings.
08:33Well, your friends have been a little short.
08:36You understand, don't you?
08:44Bravo!
08:45Bravo!
08:46You do understand!
08:47I believe it's up to you to keep your money safe, yes?
08:56No.
08:57I've worked really hard to make this money, and it's mine, okay?
09:04Maybe you don't understand!
09:07Don't go confident attitude, man.
09:09It's not very polite.
09:10You hate it over!
09:10Come on!
09:11Especially around friends!
09:13No.
09:14It's mine.
09:15It's mine.
09:17I'll protect it.
09:18I will keep it safe.
09:20I will!
09:23Ah!
09:25The hell?
09:27Excuse me.
09:28Oh, valued customers.
09:30I am terribly sorry.
09:31I failed to include some items with your order.
09:35I've come to deliver them to you.
09:38Huh?
09:38You're from the burger joint!
09:41Sakamoto.
09:43Huh?
09:44Here we go.
09:48Now.
09:50Straw cigarette technique.
09:56All right, you're asking for it, pal.
09:58If I may continue.
10:01Syrup resistance technique.
10:07We appreciate your business.
10:09So sorry for the mix-up, gentlemen.
10:12Kubota.
10:13The rest is up to you.
10:15Since you work back in the kitchen, there's something only you can do.
10:22Things only I can do?
10:24Sakamoto?
10:27My own secret technique!
10:33Bunge breast!
10:36Oh, and I can't forget this!
10:38Ah!
10:41French fry soft attack!
10:49You losers aren't worth our time!
10:55I did it.
10:56I really did it.
10:59Sakamoto, thank you.
11:01I get it now.
11:03What I really needed to protect isn't myself.
11:05And not even my money.
11:08I must protect something else altogether.
11:12I must protect my pride!
11:17Wait, where are you going?
11:21As it stands, I'm still on the clock.
11:23So I'm afraid I don't have time to listen to your blathering.
11:27Oh, uh...
11:28That was kind of mean.
11:30Still, though.
11:31Those secret techniques of yours?
11:35They may be pretty crude.
11:38But they do show some real promise.
12:07I can't believe it!
12:14What is this?
12:16Those...
12:17Those eyes seem like they can see right through me.
12:26What?
12:27No way.
12:28He was looking right through me.
12:31He was looking at the blackboard.
12:34Like I wasn't even here.
12:40Ina, please.
12:41I need you to face forward.
12:44Hey, Ina.
12:45You want to walk with us to the cafeteria?
12:48Oh, sorry.
12:49I brought lunch today.
12:51Huh?
12:51Did you make that all yourself?
12:53Yep.
12:53I'm still learning how, though.
12:56Ina, those are some nice rice balls.
12:59Or slice balls.
13:06Sarah, you are so funny.
13:10Wow, you are a good person, Ina.
13:12I mean, you could have just ignored him, you know?
13:15I swear, Ina is such a little schemer.
13:18She didn't make that bento.
13:19It's just the special from Hoka Poka.
13:21You know, I heard she totally stole Kana's boyfriend.
13:24For real?
13:25Oh, please.
13:26Like I'd go after such a small fry like that.
13:29Oh, no.
13:30I've got my sights on just one person right now.
13:37Sakamoto.
13:38And Sakamoto alone.
13:42I'm going to make you fall crazy in love with me.
13:45Using my special techniques.
13:47That make guys powerless.
13:50Sakamoto, could you maybe help me with something?
13:53I'm like so bad at math.
13:55Why does it have to be so confusing?
13:59Technique number one.
14:01Enter the target's personal space.
14:04It's important to be sure to sit on his left side.
14:06This is crucial.
14:08Because if you sit on the right side, parentheses, note, since most people are right-handed,
14:12the arm will form a barrier between you two, close parentheses.
14:15Thank you so much.
14:17Wait, what?
14:19He's ambidextrous?
14:22No way.
14:23There are barriers on both sides.
14:25What should I do?
14:26Now I don't know where to sit.
14:28And the longer I hesitate, the wider the barrier gets.
14:33Well, fine.
14:34I'll have to sit in front of him.
14:38Technique number two.
14:39Call them by their full name.
14:41Using such a form of address allows one to get closer to their prey.
14:45And then it's time to pounce.
14:47So, um, what is Sakamoto's full name?
14:53Oh, come on.
14:55Move it, you fathead!
14:57Fine, I'll just ask him.
15:00Hey, Sakamoto.
15:01You know, I don't even know your full name.
15:03Oh, my God.
15:04Oh, is that right?
15:05Yeah.
15:06My full name is...
15:08It's from my father's side.
15:10There's some kind of conspiracy at work here!
15:13Okay, moving on to technique number three.
15:16Mimic their actions to create a sense of familiarity.
15:20Huh?
15:21What is he doing?
15:26Blah?
15:26Wha-
15:30Hold on a second!
15:32He's too fast!
15:34I can't do something like that!
15:36My miniature wastebasket for pencil shavings is now complete.
15:41Then he leaves me no choice.
15:45Well, okay.
15:46Then I guess I'll just have to ask some other nice, handsome boy to teach me.
15:51Technique number four.
15:52If being forceful doesn't work, then put out a little bait.
15:56Got him.
15:58Now, will you look at that?
16:00It would seem we have a guest today.
16:03Why isn't anything working?
16:06No guy has ever escaped my girlish skills.
16:10I need something with more oomph to it.
16:16Sakamoto, you want to play on the Ouija board with me?
16:20There's something I've been wanting to ask it, but I mean, it's kind of scary all by myself.
16:25Technique number five.
16:27Create intimacy by sharing a frightening moment together.
16:30The classic ruse, where one thing leads to another.
16:33So you mean, talk to the dead?
16:35He'll be putty in my hands.
16:37Hey, now that sounds like fun.
16:40Yeah, can we play along with you guys?
16:42What's the H?
16:42Well, you know what they say.
16:44When you talk to the dead, there's safety in numbers.
16:47Look who showed up.
16:48Sniveling hyenas.
16:49It's okay, right?
16:50Oh, yeah, of course.
16:52Stupid skanks, you are screwing up my plans.
16:55Oh, well, in that case, I'll just sit here and watch you ladies play.
17:03God, I hate you two.
17:07What are these two after, anyway?
17:09Okay, I'll ask the first question.
17:13Ouija board, Ouija board.
17:15Is that Aina's book that Sakamoto is reading right now?
17:19My man Bible!
17:21Huh? I've never seen that book before.
17:25Oh, is that right?
17:26But I believe I was asking that to the Ouija board.
17:29So that's what you're after.
17:31Oh, I don't think so!
17:38You see?
17:39Even the Ouija board says it's not mine.
17:42Okay.
17:44Ouija board.
17:45Is little Miss Aina a black-hearted skeezer tramp?
17:52Aw!
17:53She's stronger than she looks!
17:55Okay, then.
17:56I'll ask the next question.
17:59Ouija board?
18:00Ouija board.
18:01Of all the girls in this school, who does Sakamoto like the most?
18:05Oh!
18:07For Tanaka!
18:09For Yagi!
18:10For Aina!
18:12Oh!
18:20Uh-oh.
18:21We took our hands off it.
18:23They say if you don't finish your answer, you'll be cursed.
18:26Oh!
18:27Oh no!
18:28I'm so frightened!
18:30Help me, Sakamoto!
18:32Oof.
18:36He's been...
18:37Possessed!
18:39What do we do?
18:41Dear dark spirits, I have but one favor to ask of you.
18:45Return to your realm!
18:48I think it worked.
18:49What do you know?
18:50He's a nice spirit.
18:52There's but one condition.
18:54Huh?
18:54Present me with gates to a shrine.
18:56Right here and now, please.
18:58Shrine gates?
18:59That's correct.
19:00For the finished interior height of no less than six feet.
19:03But spirit, none of us are carpenters.
19:06I care not for its appearance, but that said, I wish it to be completed by the final bell's toll.
19:12That's not even 20 minutes!
19:14It's impossible!
19:15Then my only option is to inhabit this body and return to the mountains.
19:23Wait!
19:24Don't go, Sakamoto!
19:25I've got it!
19:26The desks!
19:27We can stack them on each other to replicate the shrine gates!
19:30That's a great idea!
19:31Okay, let's get stacking.
19:34Hey, Ina!
19:35Quit spacing out and help us!
19:37Well, it's just that I've never really lifted anything heavier than a chair before.
19:43So then you're okay if Sakamoto just turns into a wild animal and never comes back?
19:48Huh!
19:48I guess that shows how much you care about him, doesn't it?
19:51Well then, I should have known.
19:53It's all right.
19:55We'll put it together ourselves.
19:59There.
20:13Okay, I think we have our columns all set in place.
20:25Oh, Ina.
20:28You should probably be more careful.
20:32Just so we're clear, I'm only doing this so we can get Sakamoto back.
20:37Yeah, well, uh...
20:39Yeah, well, uh...
20:39I know that.
20:46It's all done!
20:48So what do you think, oh, great spirit?
21:01So, uh...
21:02What's going on here?
21:05We did it!
21:06Welcome back, Sakamoto!
21:10Sakamoto, you have no idea how worried I was about you?
21:15Yeah, right, whatever.
21:17Whatever your face.
21:19But still...
21:20I get the feeling that Ina here could be okay after all.
21:27Okay, let's walk home together.
21:29On the way, you can teach us how to be popular with all the guys.
21:32Okay, Sakamoto, we'll see you tomorrow, all right?
21:39That sounds good.
21:41When confronted with a tense situation and accomplishing a common goal,
21:45the distance between people grows smaller.
21:51I would say that this experiment was a success.
21:55Humans are quite interesting indeed, when you think about it.
22:01Okay then.
22:03Secret special technique.
22:04Position reset.
22:22How do you think…
22:25How do you think this is worth talking to?
22:31What's having LOVE somewhere?
22:34I never expected to hear it.
23:41Good evening, people of Japan.
23:43I am Chon Choriso.
23:45You've experienced the pangs of love, one never to be requited.
23:49I know this to be true.
23:51The more your feelings are unreturned, the harder you feel the need to chase.
23:55This is the tragic story of such a love.
23:58What?
23:59Who exactly is Chon Choriso, you ask?
24:02Well, what difference does it make?
24:05Next time, Sakamoto the errand boy and hide and seek of love.
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