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00:00Chappelle Show.
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00:07I don't think he's coming.
00:13Oh.
00:15Let's start the show.
00:20Ladies and gentlemen, Donnell Rawlins and Charlie Bustle.
00:33Welcome to another episode of Chappelle Show.
00:36Chappelle Show.
00:38When I used to hang out with Dave Chappelle, right, every now and then I would notice that
00:42Dave had the ability to see into other people's scandals and immediately identify the solution.
00:48Now, you all remember a few years back, Howard Dean was running for president, messed up his
00:53whole campaign with his mouth.
00:56Check this shit out.
00:58Not only are we going to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin, we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma
01:03and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico.
01:07And we're going to California and Texas and New York.
01:10And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan.
01:14And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.
01:18Yeah!
01:22You know, Howard Dean should have just kept on with it.
01:25This is what Dave would have done.
01:26Check this out.
01:27You know something?
01:29We're not just going to go to New Hampshire, Tom Harkin.
01:34We are going to go to New York.
01:36We're going to go to Vermont.
01:38We're going to go to Oregon.
01:39We're going to go to Pittsburgh and Pennsylvania.
01:42We're going to Cancun for spring break.
01:44We're going to Montreal.
01:46We're going to Vancouver.
01:47I'm going all over the world.
01:49And then I'm coming all the way to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.
01:54Yeah!
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02:40Well, I think it's important to remember, when you're talking about this issue, that
02:46Vice President Cheney has a lesbian daughter.
02:49And not only is his daughter a lesbian, but his mom's a lesbian, and his sister's a lesbian,
02:55and his Gracie Granny has holes in her panties.
03:00Well, go ahead and let me say the kind words he said about my family, and our daughter,
03:07I appreciate that.
03:11I love lesbian.
03:13I watched The L Word on Showtime.
03:28I got a tax policy that'll break your neck, I got you all the check, going from Washington,
03:35down to Vermont, down to...
03:42Yo, another big scandal that we all are familiar with was the Paris Hilton sex tape.
03:56Yo, I studied that tape like a graduate student.
04:00In the background, Eddie Griffin is on television.
04:04So as they making love, they making love to Eddie Griffin.
04:08It's almost like Eddie Griffin is in the room with them while they're having sex.
04:12See, that's why when you get famous, you can never have the TV on when you're having sex,
04:17because one of your friends might be on the television, and now it's like he's in the
04:20room watching you do your thing.
04:33Hey, Dave, it's me, Alf.
04:37Great work.
04:38All right.
04:39I need a minute, girl.
04:40Girl, you're gonna have to change the station.
04:42For real.
04:43Oh.
04:44Oh.
04:46Oh.
04:47Oh.
04:48Oh.
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04:50Oh.
04:52Oh.
04:52Oh.
04:52Oh.
04:54Oh.
04:55Hey, little fella.
04:57Charles Boxy?
04:59You need some help there?
05:01No, no.
05:02Watch me take you to the hole.
05:04.
05:05Three seconds, five, six, seven seconds.
05:08You didn't have to turn the station.
05:10Man.
05:11Woo-wee.
05:13Zipper cover.
05:17At least I can button my lip.
05:19You need a heavy-duty zipper.
05:22Hello, David.
05:24Martha Gibbs?
05:26Yes, it's me, Dave.
05:30Oh.
05:38Yo, y'all stay right where you're at.
05:40We'll be back.
05:41It's a more Chappelle's show.
05:43Y'all.
05:44Y'all.
05:46Chappelle's show.
05:47Who's that?
05:48What do you do?
05:48Welcome back to Chappelle's show, ladies and gentlemen.
05:53Another big scandal was the Gary Coleman scandal.
05:57Remember when Gary Coleman got a job as a security guard?
06:00Gary Coleman was a security guard.
06:03Yeah.
06:04Will he protect you from your nuts on downers?
06:08He was really a security guard.
06:10This is what Dave had to say about it.
06:12Check it out.
06:13Hey, Red Eagle, this is Gary.
06:14Everything's all right in Candyland.
06:16Hey.
06:17Hey.
06:19Get off the trampoline.
06:20Get off the trampoline.
06:21Stop playing with you.
06:22What's your...
06:23Oh, my God.
06:24It's Gary Coleman.
06:26Who can I know about?
06:27Miss, please.
06:28I'm busy at work right now, and I really don't like doing that anymore.
06:31I'm so sorry.
06:32Well, could you at least just say, what you talking about?
06:35I love that.
06:36I'm going to say it.
06:37I'm going to say it.
06:37Miss, I'm sorry.
06:38I don't say that anymore, and I wish you wouldn't bring it up.
06:40It's a little painful for me.
06:41Some tough times in my life, and I'm really just trying to focus on what my life is now.
06:46Thank you very much.
06:48You was an asshole.
06:50That's why your broke ass ain't famous now, fucking midget.
06:56Red Eagle, this is Gary.
06:58I'm going to have to take a little timeout.
07:00A little timeout for Gary.
07:09Ah!
07:21Get the stroke for ya!
07:22Whoopsie!
07:47Come on.
07:48I can't help you. Come on.
07:53Come on, come on.
08:05Ahhhh!
08:09What do I see?
08:11What do I see?
08:14Ahah.
08:15Yeah!
08:24Gag Coleman, you're supposed to be fighting crime, not causing it.
08:28Sir, I am fighting crime, okay?
08:32Check your pockets.
08:36Oh, I'm charging you with shoplifting, miss.
08:41You dick!
08:42You planted those on me!
08:44What you talking about, bitch?
08:58We'll be right back with more The Spell Show after these messages.
09:11Yeah, welcome back to The Spell Show, everybody.
09:16Have you ever been in a situation where you may have felt, like, racially insecure?
09:23And I was a white guy, too.
09:27Now I'm talking about a situation where, you know, you actually alter your behavior because
09:32you're afraid of the way, you know, someone of a different color may react, or they possibly
09:36may think that you're living up to a stereotype.
09:39Check this shit out.
09:44Hello, Mr. Chappelle.
09:45Do you know what you'd like for your in-flight meal?
09:48What are you serving?
09:49Oh, we have fish or chicken.
09:54I just heard the magic words.
09:58Chicken, don't order you a big bucket, nigga, and take a bite, you black motherfucker.
10:06I'll have the fish.
10:08Thank you very much.
10:09You son of a bitch!
10:10You don't want no fish!
10:12Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
10:14I just realized we are all out of the fish.
10:16Back in the game, baby!
10:18But the chicken's quite good.
10:20You can't be faint, nigga!
10:22Get the chicken!
10:24How is it prepared?
10:27Oh, it's fried.
10:29Hallelujah!
10:30Hallelujah!
10:31Hallelujah!
10:32Hallelujah!
10:32Hallelujah!
10:33You big lit bitch!
10:35I'll have the fried chicken.
10:38Fried chicken!
10:39I need some music for this.
10:46Pay, pay for the bird!
10:48Pay, pay for the bird!
10:50Here you go, sir.
10:51Oh!
10:52Chicken's on the deck!
10:57You know what?
10:58He can have my fish.
10:59God damn!
11:01Thank you very, very much.
11:03I appreciate that.
11:05A lot.
11:07Can't be it!
11:09Can't be it!
11:10He's not camping.
11:11Make a man.
11:12Can't be it!
11:20Funny thing.
11:21Dave was watching an episode of MTV Cribs.
11:23The Ying Yang Twins was on.
11:25And he thought he saw the pixie again.
11:27Check this out.
11:31My brother bought this.
11:33One more time!
11:34I don't think I've got new one yet.
11:36Say it again!
11:37We got new money.
11:39Hallelujah!
11:40It's 72.
11:41Show him the monkey!
11:43Oh!
11:47Never thought I'd say this, but I'm embarrassed.
11:52Don't clap too soon, Hispanic people.
11:54Don't get it twisted.
11:55We got an El Espanol reggaeton pixie.
12:01So, we just installed your stereo, and your Hyundai's all set.
12:05Great.
12:06Thanks, man.
12:07Can we interest you in anything else today for your car, sir?
12:09No.
12:10Thanks, I'm good.
12:11Just got these leopard skin seat covers in.
12:17Come on, Holmes.
12:19It's fucking leopard, man.
12:21Leopard!
12:24How can you resist?
12:26Leopard.
12:28Tell you what.
12:29I just got a hot order, and it fell off the back of a truck.
12:32Throw me 80 bucks.
12:33It's a sweet deal.
12:34And I'll throw in the Jesus air freshener for free.
12:37Santa Maria!
12:38Jesus!
12:39Do it!
12:41It's leopard.
12:43Illegal leopard.
12:44It's leopard.
12:54Charo!
12:58ΒΏQuieres que caiga?
12:59SΓ.
13:00Me gusta.
13:03Es una mala influencia.
13:06Es el diablo.
13:09No voy de aquΓ.
13:10Voy.
13:12Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
13:14We're not over yet.
13:16We got an Asian bitch.
13:18So we on the same page with this?
13:21Hi, Charlie.
13:22Lala.
13:24Lala Yoshi.
13:25Yoshi Lala, MTV.
13:27Hi, Yoshi.
13:29Hello.
13:31Hello.
13:32Hello, Rara.
13:33Hello, Rara.
13:35Hello.
13:37Rara.
13:39Hello.
13:41Hello, Rara.
13:43Hello, Rara.
13:53Hello, Rara.
13:56Hello, gorgeous.
13:57No!
13:59You have this place, my family.
14:09I apologize.
14:14That hurt.
14:15Bloody bad.
14:16It's hot.
14:18I see soft place to die.
14:21One.
14:24Oh!
14:28Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
14:30It's not over yet.
14:31White people, you're not safe.
14:33We even got a white pixie.
14:35So this is for all the crackers that ain't here.
14:38Roll it!
14:41Phil.
14:42It's cracking, son.
14:43I see you made it.
14:44What's up, fellas?
14:46Oh, my God.
14:47Three black guys.
14:48Oh, you better hit him with their own vernacular.
14:50It makes him feel more comfortable.
14:51Tell him to give you a hug if he's into getting rubbed.
14:54I heard that on the radio on the way up here.
14:56Give you a hug and give him some rub.
14:58Tell him it's his birthday.
15:00Then tell him you don't give a fuck that it's his birthday.
15:04Phil, man, there is a lot of women in here tonight.
15:07Word.
15:07The odds are in our favor.
15:08I don't know about you.
15:08I'm getting mine.
15:10Phil.
15:11That's all you, man.
15:13Go get that ass.
15:14My God, Phil, don't touch it.
15:16Look at all that meat.
15:18It's superfluous.
15:19Jingling.
15:20Tangling.
15:22What are wrapping to some good old-fashioned pancake butt?
15:24Now, that's what Mom used to make.
15:26Nice and flat.
15:29No cupping.
15:30It's not necessary.
15:31The line starts all the way at the bottom.
15:34It's not even like a line.
15:35It's like a tiny incision, if you will.
15:39Hey.
15:40Hi.
15:40Want to dance?
15:41Dancing.
15:42Phil, it's a trap.
15:43She's going to start doing some kind of shaky moves.
15:46Whatever you do, you start dancing first.
15:48Just hit her with a twist.
15:50That's right.
15:51Works every time.
15:52Fast song, slow song.
15:54This is a goddamn beat.
15:56Keep twisting, Phil, for God's sakes.
15:58Don't freak her.
16:01Damn, this VT.
16:02You look so comfortable, Phil.
16:04Whatever happened to some good old-fashioned rock and roll?
16:07The reflex is a lonely child waiting by the park.
16:16Every little thing the reflex does is an answer with the question mark.
16:23Flex, flex, flex, flex, flex.
16:29Yo, believe it or not, that sketch is probably one of the most controversial sketches we have.
16:34When we come back, we're going to talk to the audience about it and see how y'all felt about
16:38that.
16:46As you may or may not have heard, Dave said he had some problems with the pixie sketch.
17:14We didn't know if we should air the sketch or not, so we asked the audience what they
17:18thought about it.
17:19Go ahead.
17:20Yeah, I think, I mean, obviously all the sketches were funny.
17:23It's funny that we can come together and laugh at each other like that.
17:25But I think the problem lies in the ignorant people at home or possibly in here.
17:29The problem comes in when people base their opinions on these jokes.
17:33I mean, I just want to say, I think everybody's in the same situation as you sometimes.
17:36And, I mean, I'm Jewish, and whenever I go out and whenever there's a bill to be split
17:40up, I always overpay just so nobody brings up the stereotype.
17:45I mean, everybody does it.
17:50I think that Dave has always did a good job of bringing race to the surface because we
17:55all think about it.
17:56But, you know, he kind of makes it comfortable to talk about it, and I've always appreciated
18:01that about this show.
18:02What's your name?
18:03Pony.
18:04Pony?
18:04Pony.
18:07Pony.
18:07Pony.
18:07See, black bitches always be hitting on you.
18:09That's the pixel.
18:10Pony.
18:12She don't even know me.
18:13She beat me up.
18:14All right.
18:15I feel like it's derogatory to black and Spanish people, but it plays on the good stereotypes
18:19of white people.
18:21So, even though there's a pixel for the white people, it plays on that they're educated
18:25and that, you know, they listen to rock music, but that's not bad.
18:28But to play on, we like chicken and we like chucking in jobs.
18:32You know we like chicken.
18:35Everybody likes chicken, okay?
18:37Yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah.
18:38Everybody likes chicken.
18:39So, for it to be a black stereotype that we like fried chicken is, you know, it's not
18:44right.
18:44So.
18:44I get out with my coworkers and, like, sometimes I feel like they say certain things that,
18:50like, I don't think they would normally say.
18:52Like, nigger wears the weed?
18:53Nah!
18:54Like, you know, they'll, like, throw a little sun in there, you know, all that stuff.
18:59And I'm like, I like comedy and I like the show because it's kind of a relaxed way for
19:05other people to look at other races and see how people communicate.
19:09Because if I told them, like, I get upset, like, oh, it's the angry black guy.
19:12But if you watch Dave Chappelle, you see the sketch, you're like, now you know how I feel.
19:16I don't, I feel like, so when we get out, you don't need to say, what up, shorty, da-da
19:19-da-da.
19:20Just, I'm Olu.
19:21I'm me.
19:22Just be relaxed.
19:22Easy.
19:23I think he did an exceptional job.
19:24As a Hispanic person, I don't think it's any different from when we make jokes about ourselves.
19:29I think people need to stop being so sensitive.
19:31Tom Cruise look-alike motherfucker right here.
19:34Stand up.
19:35What's your name?
19:35Gary.
19:36Alright.
19:48Where's your comment?
19:49We just played the sketch.
19:50The Pixie.
19:51About what that girl said before about the negative, positive comments.
19:54She said, rock and roll is good and fried chicken is bad.
19:58I mean, it's not, you know, it's not a crime to eat fried chicken.
20:01It's not a bad stereotype.
20:02And watermelon is a delicious fruit.
20:04Yeah.
20:05Like...
20:06See?
20:07See?
20:09There you go.
20:10I have to agree.
20:11Like, I think that he touched on four different races and like, everybody should just be easy.
20:16It was funny as hell and just ride with it.
20:19Yeah.
20:19That's it.
20:19It's not that deep.
20:22I've actually met Dave and the impression I got, no matter what method he does or puts
20:26out there, he's done his research and if he touches you to the point where you think
20:34about it, I think the mission is done.
20:36You go, girl.
20:38I'm just joking.
20:39Give me a hug.
20:40Give me a hug.
20:41Give me a hug.
20:41Fuck that sack.
20:42I thought it was funny.
20:44I thought it was intelligent.
20:45It was uncomfortable and I think that's the point of it.
20:47It's supposed to draw attention to people's stereotypes and talk about it and make it funny.
20:52That's why the show is successful, I think.
20:54I think that's the joint.
20:55You see a movie like Crash and that's like really preachy, I feel.
20:59But then you see a sketch like this and it gets people talking and laughing.
21:03So as long as we're thinking about it, it's a good thing.
21:05Cause you took it from all levels.
21:07Everyone was touched.
21:08So I think it was a variety.
21:09So that made it funny and not just black people always feel like the joke is going to
21:13be about me because our stereotypes are more absurd.
21:16Some people feel.
21:18I thought it was funny.
21:19Cause you know.
21:20Not as funny as that jacket is.
21:21No.
21:22No, I'm just saying.
21:24I'm just saying.
21:25I'm just saying.
21:27I'm just saying.
21:27Keep it real.
21:30I'm just saying.
21:31I thought it was funny.
21:32I laugh.
21:37That's real talk like this, son.
21:39Give a round of applause.
21:40That's real talk.
21:42Nah.
21:43And look, look.
21:44When you black.
21:45Hold on, hold on, hold on.
21:46When you black.
21:47That's all you got to.
21:48You don't got to explain shit.
21:50You just hit a couple of nine minutes.
21:51You know what I mean?
21:52It was like, I was like, yo.
21:54So it was like, brada.
21:56I'm like, all right.
21:58Enough said.
21:59I thought it was a lot like the racial draft, which is one of my absolute favorite, favorite
22:04sketches.
22:04I come from an interracial family.
22:06You know, they're my brothers Jamaican and British and...
22:08Lord have mercy.
22:11Sometimes it makes people a little too comfortable where they shouldn't be comfortable.
22:14Where they hear some of these jokes, like if they talk about the big butt jokes and you
22:18know, a white person turns around and say, yeah, you got a badonkadonk.
22:20You know, and they make like funny jokes like that, that they might hear on the show.
22:24And it's funny to hear Dave Chappelle do it, but I don't really want to come to the office
22:28and hear you guys, you know, making some of these funny racist jokes.
22:31You know what I mean?
22:31Everybody has an inner racism.
22:34My question is, how much do you have before it gets you fucked up?
22:39Perfect example.
22:40And I'm telling you, I got an inner racism in me.
22:42If I see an Asian person, if I say, where you from?
22:45If they like Connecticut, I'm like, you know what I'm talking about.
22:51I was just thinking that maybe, you know, it's the jokes weren't that serious because
22:56you know, fried chicken.
22:57It's, it's all light, but some of the issues.
23:00It's light and crispy.
23:01Yes.
23:07I thought the sketch was cool, but the only problem is it did, you included everybody,
23:11but the white race is seen as more of like the, the generic race.
23:14So it doesn't really affect them as much.
23:15The fall is going to be more on us, Hispanics, yellow people.
23:19So I just wanted to say that.
23:20It wasn't hard enough for you.
23:21You felt that it was the softest one.
23:23Exactly.
23:24Because again, the white race is the generic race.
23:26So when, if there is something that does happen, they don't have to worry about anything.
23:30There's another way.
23:31It's two way.
23:32So let's show the second way.
23:33How the white man get two pixies?
23:48You look straight ahead, sir.
23:50Don't let that scare you.
23:52That is the bane of our existence, the black penis.
23:57And remember, no matter how big his dick is, at least you run the goddamn world.
24:06No.
24:07Oh!
24:08Stinks.
24:08Stinks.
24:09The sanctuary.
24:11Must have drank a 40 ounce.
24:12Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:14I'm a pixie.
24:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:18Oh.
24:18Can you see me?
24:20Yeah, I can see you.
24:21Well, listen.
24:22This is an A and B conversation.
24:24So why don't you just see your way out of it.
24:26Saw that in one of your Negro shows, Martin.
24:29Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:30Won't you see these nuts?
24:33Ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:34There's your fist.
24:35Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:39My dickies.
24:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
24:42You might have won this time, nigger.
24:44I don't know how you saw me.
24:46I'm gonna take a look at your tax return.
24:47You must have made a lot of money.
24:49You can see me.
24:50Wookiee boogie!
25:03I don't think it's the responsibility of this show to educate everyone in the world.
25:11It's a comedy show.
25:13And even if it is being a responsible comedy show, no matter how responsible you are, you're
25:19not going to be able to educate everybody in the world.
25:20So I think you have to stick to what your true goal is, making people laugh.
25:27Thank you for watching another crazy episode of Chappelle's Show.
25:32We'll see y'all next week.
25:34Yes!
25:36Nine.
25:38Yes, yes!
25:41Hi, thank you.
25:43Maybe like your friend called you on the phone, like, you know, you want to be like real professional with
25:47it.
25:48Like, I have a friend, like, I admire myself.
25:50Like, whenever he picks up the phone, he'll be like, yo, what up, nigga?
25:52Like, fuck that.
25:53Like, you know, he keeps it real.
25:54And like, I understand it.
25:56We don't know what the fuck you just said.
25:58But you on TV, son.
26:00Fuck it, man.
26:03He mixed up everything.
26:04Yeah, you know, my friend be like, fuck it.
26:05Like, yo, man.
26:06Buy my album.
26:07It's coming out 2009.
26:09I want platinum for the Chappelle's Show, bitch.
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