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00:01I can't.
00:03I'm sorry, I can't do this anymore.
00:05What? Why not?
00:07I'm burnt out, Lou.
00:09I got a family, man.
00:10I'm working 20-hour days every day.
00:12I ain't making no money.
00:14Mr. Hankey makes more than me.
00:16Dave, you signed a contract for two seasons,
00:18and I don't know if you've read USA Today,
00:20but we expect you back for a third.
00:22Oh, oh, really?
00:24Really? You expect me back, huh?
00:26Well, guess what? Expect this.
00:27My resignation, effective immediately.
00:30I quit.
00:31Suit yourself, Dave.
00:33You've already shot all of your sketches.
00:36At this point in the season,
00:37you're replaceable.
00:41Replaceable?
00:42You gonna replace me?
00:43Dave Chappelle of Chappelle's Show?
00:45I'd like to see that.
00:47The Brady Show.
00:49The Brady Show.
00:51The Brady Show.
00:52The Brady Show.
00:53The Brady Show.
00:55Not the Dave Show.
00:57Not on board.
00:58The Brady Show.
00:59The Brady Show.
01:00Say what?
01:01The Brady Show.
01:02The Brady Show.
01:03The Brady Show.
01:04Let's start the show.
01:10Wayne Brady!
01:14Hey.
01:18Welcome, folks up, time people down here.
01:23Everybody.
01:25Comedy Central.
01:27Hey.
01:28Thank you guys so much.
01:29As you saw, this really is the Wayne Brady Show.
01:33no longer The Chappelle Show, um, Dave has been, uh, downsized.
01:38And, um, and I've been brought...
01:40No, you...
01:41You're so wonderful.
01:42Oh, thank you.
02:06You know, one of the things in Hollywood is, uh, there are only, uh, a few of us black
02:11actors that happen to be working, and nothing makes me happier than to be able to take another
02:15black actor's job.
02:20I'm just doing my thing.
02:23So, Dave, before he was let go, he taped a bunch of his sketches.
02:27So, before we go on with the third season, which would be The Wayne Brady Show, we have
02:32to burn off all of his sketches.
02:33So, um, excuse me, I'm gonna give my flowers to... to you, sir, but not in that way, dude.
02:40So, so, uh, this next sketch, um, this is about, uh, you guys know the show Fear Factor, right?
02:45So, Dave and those guys, they found a very, very special episode of Fear Factor that they
02:50wanted to share with you.
02:51Let's take a look.
02:53I'm Joe Rogan, and this is Fear Factor.
02:57My name's Jeff.
02:57I'm a computer programmer from Redondo Beach, and I refuse to lose.
03:04My name's Rita.
03:05I'm from Idaho, but trust me, I ain't no couch potato.
03:09I'm Anne.
03:10I'm from Boston.
03:11I promised my mom I wasn't going to embarrass her here tonight.
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh!
03:17Yeah!
03:18Hi, I'm Tyrone Viggins.
03:21I heard that I can win a lot of money, and I get a pig testicle there with all the
03:25fixings.
03:27You gotta play to win!
03:30Here is your first stunt.
03:33We gotta eat that?
03:35I can't eat all of it.
03:37You'll each have to lie in this coffin covered with worms and bugs.
03:40The three of you that can last the longest will move on to the next round.
03:44Rita, you're up first.
03:46Climb on in.
03:49All right, we're gonna have to add a few more to the mix.
03:51Oh, God.
03:52Oh, Joe Rogan, you crazy!
03:58Oh, God!
04:00One of them tried to crawl in my mouth!
04:03Oh, God!
04:03One minute and 42 seconds.
04:07Oh!
04:08Can we just help you out?
04:09Get some on it?
04:10There you go.
04:14Look at them spreading!
04:15They spreading!
04:18Five minutes and 42 seconds.
04:21Anne, it's all up to you.
04:22Lie down.
04:23Mm-hmm.
04:28Oh, God.
04:29That was gross.
04:30Wow.
04:31All right, Ty.
04:32I'm gonna tell you something about me, Joe Rogan, that you might not know.
04:35I smoke rocks.
04:40Oh!
04:50You did it, Tyrone.
04:51You shattered Jeff's time.
04:52You can come on out now.
04:54Um, Tyrone, if it's all the same for you, I'd like to finish reading my newspaper.
04:58I haven't had a chance to sit still and read for so long.
05:04Technically, you can stay in there as long as you want.
05:06You know what?
05:08I think I'm gonna take a nap.
05:13Come here without me.
05:14I'll catch up.
05:14Could you, um, give them the lights, please, Joe Rogan?
05:18I don't know.
05:21I don't know.
05:22I don't know.
05:30I don't know.
05:35All right, it's time for your next challenge.
05:38Walking on hot coals.
05:40Some of these coals burn at over a thousand degrees.
05:43Got there, you.
05:44The two people that can spend the most time on those coals will advance.
05:49All right, Rita, you're up first.
05:51You ready to do this?
05:52Yeah.
05:53Go.
05:58Time.
05:58Eight seconds.
06:00Go.
06:01Come on, Jeff.
06:02I pissed.
06:04Time.
06:05Seven seconds.
06:06Rita, you didn't beat your time.
06:07Congratulations.
06:08You advance automatically.
06:10Tyrone, it's up to you now.
06:12All you have to do is beat Jeff's time of seven seconds, and you will move on to the next
06:16round and be that much closer to $50,000.
06:19Oh.
06:20Take your shoes off.
06:21Let's do it.
06:22Whoa.
06:23Tyrone, I think there's something wrong with my feet.
06:26Oh.
06:27Go.
06:32Hey, Joe Rogan.
06:33Is it almost lunchtime because I smell somebody cooking?
06:37I smell some Cajun steaks with catfish and fried peppers.
06:44Mm.
06:44Tyrone, are you okay?
06:46Huh?
06:47You won.
06:48You beat Jeff's time.
06:49You advance the next round.
06:50My feet are strong.
06:53My feet are strong.
06:54Oh, phew.
06:56Hmm.
07:04All right, Rita, Tyrone, here is your final stunt.
07:09Each one of these platters contains over three pounds of elk penis and a light cream testicle
07:15sauce.
07:15It's topped off with diced pig bladder.
07:18It's topped off with diced pig bladder.
07:18For dessert, we have horse hooves.
07:21Whoever can eat the most is gonna walk away with $50,000.
07:27Go!
07:27Hurry up.
07:28Hurry up, girl.
07:28I'm gonna do my turn.
07:30Grab that penis.
07:31Suck them juices off.
07:32Suck it.
07:34That's it.
07:35Mmm.
07:35Mmm.
07:36Oh!
07:39I can't do this.
07:41Are you sure?
07:43Mm-hmm.
07:43All right.
07:44I'm sorry.
07:44You were eliminated.
07:46All right, Ty.
07:46It's up to you.
07:47All you have to do is eat a little bit and you're the champion.
07:49And yadda yadda yadda.
07:51Mmm.
07:52Mmm.
07:53You know, Joe Rogan, this is not the first time I've tasted penis.
07:58I've had several in my line of work.
08:00You taste penises all the time.
08:03Cocaine is a health drug.
08:05Tyrone, you are our champion.
08:07Oh!
08:08Congratulations.
08:09And evidently fear is not a factor for you.
08:12Fear is never a factor, Joe Rogan.
08:15I'm trying to get some crack rocks.
08:17Hurry up.
08:18I did it.
08:19I won.
08:20Come down on these penises with me.
08:22Hot sauce.
08:24There you go.
08:25Pretend like it's mines.
08:33Tyreta, this money's gonna change our lives forever!
08:41Tyreta, I can finally make an honest woman out of you.
08:45I'll give you that rock you always had your eye on.
08:49Yes, Tyreta.
08:53Tyrone.
08:55This'll get us high for hours.
08:57I don't know.
08:59But first, may I have this dance?
09:11Tyreta, we'll be right back in a second for The Brady Show.
09:20Yeah, yeah!
09:21Dear baby!
09:26Oh, come on, come on, man.
09:39Lou.
09:40Big boy.
09:41Uh, who's called?
09:43It's Dave Chappelle, man.
09:45Fuck.
09:47What's happening today?
09:49Nothing, man.
09:50Uh, you know, I got a bunch of free time now.
09:53I figured I'd call you up.
09:54Maybe we could get together and hang out.
09:56Dave, I'm in the operating room.
09:58I'm getting back surgery.
10:01Oh, no.
10:02Where's anesthesia?
10:03Stop.
10:05Well, look, I'm just saying, maybe we can get together.
10:09Maybe tomorrow I'll come and bring some soup by.
10:11Tomorrow might not be good.
10:13Tomorrow I'm supposed to be hooking up with Don Cornelius tomorrow.
10:16Uh, uh, all right.
10:18Yeah, we playing tennis, man.
10:20Um, well, you know, I'm around, man.
10:22Just give me a call.
10:23We playing on the moon, bitch.
10:25Peace.
10:25Don't call me now.
10:26What?
10:31I gotta clear my head.
10:45Hey, son, Nick Cannon.
10:48Oh, what you doing with Nick Cannon, boy?
10:51I'm living my life.
10:53I told you, Nick Cannon, it's hilarious.
10:55I'm done with you, Dad.
10:57I'm hilarious, too.
10:59Remember me?
11:01I'm Rick James, bitch.
11:02Remember this?
11:03Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
11:07That was me, baby.
11:09Dang, I'm trying to fulfill his needs.
11:11You know, he needs a working actor in his life.
11:14Oh, Sam, man, you done fell off.
11:16Shouldn't have gave up your show, dawg.
11:18Still got Chuck E. Cheese's, huh, little man?
11:21And leave me and my new daddy alone.
11:26I'mma get my show back, man.
11:28I'mma get my show back, my show back.
11:31My show back.
11:38This is your show, man.
11:39It's my show.
11:40It's your show, bro.
11:40If it's my show, can I do this?
11:41You can do it.
11:42Woo!
11:44Woo!
11:47Baby.
11:54He's better looking.
11:56Agreed, agreed.
11:56Handsome guy.
11:58And charming, and the other thing, cooperative.
12:00I just can't believe how funny I am.
12:02Cooperate, agreed.
12:03It couldn't be funnier.
12:06It's not so much the shock anymore,
12:08because the shock is really your body's way
12:11of cushioning your mind against the whole horrors.
12:13It's not what you think, Dave.
12:14Dave, it's not what you think.
12:16They gave me.
12:18She is a great cook.
12:19That's not what you think, Dave.
12:20We're just going to give you a round of applause for my mom,
12:21right?
12:22No.
12:24Well, yeah.
12:31Right, right, right, right.
12:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:38You guys are too kind.
12:40You guys are too kind.
12:41Ha, ha, ha.
12:45oh fuck y'all
12:48it's good to see you Dave
12:49what's up Wayne
12:50I want my show back
12:55give me my show back now
12:57just give it back
12:59come on man
13:00you know what
13:01look Wayne
13:02why don't we host it together
13:06nah son
13:08nah man
13:08it can't be together man
13:10cause you do different things than I do
13:12the way you do it ain't like the way I do it
13:14you got your thing I got my thing
13:16I'm trying to do my thing
13:18come on Wayne you know what I'm talking about
13:21no actually I don't know what you're talking about
13:22I what's my thing Dave
13:24oh like remember that time we was hanging out
13:27remember that few months back
13:33Dave I gotta tell you man
13:35I'm really happy to be hanging out with you
13:36this is nice
13:37oh man it's just been great man
13:38well same here man you busy with your show
13:40I got my stuff this is really cool
13:42yeah man you see that's the thing with black actors man
13:44we need to just unify
13:46we can't just be out like
13:47exactly
13:49hey hold up Wayne I think you passed our turn
13:52the restaurant's back that way
13:53nah that's alright
13:55relax
13:56you gonna get some weed
13:59no
13:59you gonna get some weed and holler at your boy
14:02I know it's fine
14:03hold on
14:04alright
14:05there he is
14:07break yourself fool
14:08oh shit it's Wayne Brady son
14:10oh shit
14:12oh shit
14:14oh shit
14:16rip aside motherfucker
14:22what the fuck are you doing
14:24Dave calm down
14:25what you mean calm down
14:26you just shot people Wayne
14:28those were people you shot
14:30god damn man
14:31you got a day time in me
14:32you ain't supposed to be doing shit like this
14:34Dave you're making me nervous
14:35you're making me think
14:36that you're gonna snitch
14:38now you're not gonna snitch right
14:39oh man come on there
14:40I ain't no snitch
14:41you sure I'm gonna snitch
14:41it's me nigga it's Dave
14:43come on there
14:44come on Nick
14:45yo nigga come on it's me
14:46it's Dave we black actors man
14:48we gotta stick together
14:48we black actors
14:49come on it's me baby
14:53it's Dave
14:53Dave Chappelle
14:54it's your boy
14:56okay
14:56sorry man
15:02I gotta get some money man
15:03I gotta go to the ATM
15:05I don't have no money
15:06I'll get some money
15:12alright
15:13right here
15:17where's the ATM at
15:18we at it
15:19hey
15:22hey
15:24hey
15:25hey
15:26hey
15:26hey
15:27Hose
15:27Dave
15:28Dave Hose
15:29good evening bitches
15:31you're good tonight
15:33that's what I like to hear
15:35that's oh that's nice
15:36hey baby
15:38thank you
15:39alright
15:40more power than me
15:42alright thank you baby
15:43oh
15:44oh Raquel
15:46what's this
15:47Mr. Franklin's loony
15:48he's
15:49sorry daddy
15:51what do you mean sorry daddy
15:53what the hell did you do
15:55is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch
15:59I'm gonna have to get out of this car
16:02and choke
16:03I'm not violent
16:04I try not to be
16:06I'm gonna
16:07you know what
16:07wait come on
16:08wait come on
16:08I'm gonna get out of this part right now
16:10come on will you please
16:11please
16:11man
16:12come on just let us let us slide
16:14just
16:17you better thank Dave Chappelle
16:19go ahead
16:19thank you Dave
16:20and I like your show
16:21run big run for your like us and help
16:33there you go pay you back whenever
16:38I can't take this money man
16:40this money ain't clean man
16:41Dave relax
16:42no man I can't relax
16:44I don't want this money
16:45Dave you are too uptight
16:46no no here
16:47smoke this
16:48no I'm cool
16:48no no smoke this
16:49take it come on smoke
16:52this is not an option nigga
16:54if you do not smoke this
16:55we have a problem
16:59no damn after school special
17:01smoke it
17:09Dave I didn't know that you like to get wet
17:12what do you mean wet
17:15yeah brother
17:17that's PCP
17:19angel dust
17:20Sherman Hensley
17:22love boat
17:24asher
17:25asher
17:25white people love Wayne Grady
17:29because he makes
17:31Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X
17:48where are we
17:49we got company
17:50just let me do all the talking
17:52okay
17:54good evening
17:55good evening officer
17:56may I help you
17:57yeah
17:58can you step out of the car please
18:00not a word
18:02coming
18:08can I see your license
18:10absolutely
18:18holy cow
18:20you're Wayne Brady
18:21guilty as charged
18:24my mother-in-law loves you
18:26well thank you very much
18:27thank you very much
18:29the morning I wake up
18:33and I put on my makeup
18:35I say a little prayer for you
18:38ooh
18:39together
18:40together
18:40you'll be in my heart
18:42and I will always love you
18:44she is not gonna believe
18:45that this happened
18:46that's cause she is never gonna know about it bitch
18:49what?
18:52thank you
18:53good night
19:04it's not my thing man
19:05it's not my thing
19:06I'm sorry
19:08lastly I'm not sorry
19:11I don't give a fuck
19:14they cancel my show
19:15and shit goes crazy
19:17I just wanna go home and see my family man
19:19that's
19:19I just wanna go home and see my family man
19:21okay
19:22Dave
19:23you hungry?
19:24I'm not home
19:24come on you hungry?
19:26I'm not home
19:26you want a sandwich?
19:27I just wanna go home
19:30take your sandwich Dave
19:34give me a sandwich
19:38I said give me your damn sandwich
19:44I make Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X, huh, motherfucker?
19:48This is me.
19:53Whatever. Get out.
20:00Hey, Dave. Huh?
20:01Man, really, I had a great time tonight. Thank you.
20:05Black actors, man.
20:06Black actors.
20:07All right.
20:08All right.
20:08Oh, Dave.
20:09Hey. Yeah.
20:14I'm playing Brady Bents.
20:18It was moaning.
20:28We're going to take a quick commercial break.
20:30Yeah.
20:32We'll be right back with more show.
20:33Pell show right after this.
20:36Ah!
20:39The greatest show.
20:46I'd like to thank you all for being here.
20:49I'd like to thank my guests, Wayne Brady.
20:51Thank you, sir.
20:52I'd like to thank the greatest audience in the world.
20:55I'm out.
20:56Take the show back.
21:03Paul Mooney did that thing about white people and Brian Gumbel.
21:08Next thing I know, this man calls me.
21:11No one calls each other in show business because they're all too arrogant.
21:14He calls me, Wayne.
21:16Hey, man.
21:19Not like he was scared.
21:21But he called me and said, hey, look, you know what?
21:24I really respect you, and I would love for you to come out and do the show.
21:26I canceled three of my shows to come and do this because that meant so much.
21:31Oh, man.
21:32Yeah, man.
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