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00:01Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. Chappelle's show. I don't think he's coming.
00:13Oh. Let's start the show.
00:20Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Dave Chappelle!
00:27Dave Chappelle won what?
00:30Dave Chappelle's won twice. Fuck it. Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Donnell Rawlins and Charlie Murphy!
00:52Hey, look. Dave Chappelle left the show.
00:57But I want y'all to know something. Charlie Murphy is not mad at Dave Chappelle.
01:01Because I happen to know if it wasn't for Dave Chappelle, you motherfuckers would still be calling me Eddie Murphy's
01:05brother.
01:10You know, somebody had to do this. I ain't want to be up here doing this. I'm speaking for me
01:16and Donnell as a matter of fact.
01:17Nigga, speak for yourself. I need all the camera time.
01:19I ain't get, nigga. I'm going from Ashley the classy. Take a picture of me.
01:23It's hot.
01:26Strike applause.
01:27Keep talking, nigga. Whatever.
01:37You're trying to blow up.
01:41As we all know, money changes everything, right?
01:44And the funny thing, like, before Dave had all this money, man, a lot of people didn't know, like, how
01:48much Dave really was worth and how much he had.
01:51And Dave had to find out a real crazy way that people knew that he had a lot of cash.
01:56Take a look at this.
02:08So, you go on and do your show again?
02:11It's looking that way.
02:13You must be paid.
02:15Big TV star.
02:17Nah, man, it's cable. I do all right, but there's nothing to write home about.
02:22Congratulations to Dave Chappelle!
02:26He's raking it in on the new season of The Chappelle Show, The Dave Chappelle Show.
02:30The reports say Chappelle has received $55 million.
02:40You lying like shit on TV, don't you?
02:43All right, you're all set.
02:46I'm gonna show you, man.
02:47Eleven thousand dollars.
02:55Chappelle's at eight dollars, man.
02:57That's the whole price.
03:02He's fucked up.
03:04You hear what I'm saying, Ballhead?
03:06Y'all gonna let him rob me?
03:08Huh?
03:10Pay up now. Eleven in cash.
03:13All right.
03:14I'm full of $11,000.
03:15Shave my balls, then.
03:17Come on.
03:24How much I owe you?
03:26This car.
03:28The richest, funniest man in America.
03:32$873.
03:34Oh, come on, man. The sign say $28. I ain't playing this shit today.
03:37That's the old price.
03:38What do you mean that's the old price, nigga?
03:41All right, man. Let me get my checkbook and we work from there.
03:43All right?
03:44Let me get a picture with you.
03:45Fuck no, nigga.
03:46You got your camera, man?
03:50$25 million?
03:52That's half my money, man.
03:54You only do half the work.
03:57Shit.
03:58What if I don't want to pay?
04:05What's that, your sister's gun?
04:07Think that's the first time I had a gun put in my face?
04:10Nigga, that's the sixth time this has happened this week.
04:13That's why I got him around.
04:15Go ahead, pull your pistol out. Let's have one arms race in the room.
04:18Oh, no. They the government, man. I'm afraid of them.
04:22I pay you $4,000 a week to hold me down, nigga.
04:26Hold me down!
04:28$4,000 a week?
04:31You haven't filed for that.
04:34Both of you.
04:35Get butt-naked.
04:38You know what, dude?
04:40You fucking fired.
04:41You know what?
04:42What?
04:43When you get out of here, you in trouble, Jack.
04:46You just gonna let them threaten me like that?
04:49How you gonna get $25 million out of me
04:51if I got a nigga from Green Mile sitting on me in the middle of K Street?
04:54That's a good thing.
04:56Freeze!
05:00Oh, shit!
05:05You all right, though?
05:06You all right?
05:09Money.
05:11The root of all evil.
05:15The IRS pulled the trigger.
05:18But your greed did this to me, Dave.
05:21What? Why are you saying that, man?
05:23You didn't have to do two more seasons.
05:26No matter how good this show is,
05:29they're only gonna say it's not as good as last year was.
05:33I know.
05:34I already know that.
05:36You know...
05:38You know what the key to keeping the show fresh is?
05:41What?
05:44You gotta...
05:46Come on, talk to me!
05:50You gotta...
05:52I'm dead.
05:58We had our own ka-chong moment, didn't we?
06:00Yeah, we did, man.
06:01This is crazy, man.
06:02Me and Charlie Murphy, because we've been under a lot of stress,
06:04and both of us had our own ka-chong moment.
06:07Take a look at this.
06:10So, where's Dave at, man?
06:12Africa.
06:15Africa, Africa?
06:16Yeah.
06:20I'm broke, bitch!
06:27Hey, look, y'all, y'all got to stay where you're at,
06:29because we're gonna be right back with some more Chappelle Show.
06:34Over there.
06:35We got more things.
06:38Chappelle Show.
06:39Who's that?
06:46Y'all remember when Chuck D said that hip-hop was like the CNN to the hood?
06:51I agree with him, but only partially, because, see,
06:53all hip-hop ain't exactly newsworthy, in my opinion.
06:57Check this shit out.
06:58And now, a hip-hop news break with Chuck Taylor.
07:04Good evening.
07:05I'm Chuck Taylor.
07:06It's been a very busy day in the news.
07:07A lot of things have happened.
07:10The Staten Island man is listed in stable condition tonight
07:12after a brutal assault by rapper Method Man following an argument.
07:16The victim addressed the press earlier today.
07:19It was torture.
07:21Straight torture, son.
07:23First he put my nuts on the dresser.
07:25It was crazy.
07:26Just my nuts.
07:27And then he banged them shits with the spiked bat.
07:30Like, wow!
07:33Then, he sold my asshole shit.
07:36Kept feeding me, and feeding me, and feeding me.
07:40This all took place in the slums of Shaolin.
07:43It was the Rizzo.
07:44The Jitsman.
07:45Old, dirty bands with Raekwon the chef.
07:47You God, Inspector Deck.
07:48And, of course, Method Man.
07:51The victim also said that at one point during the altercation,
07:54Method Man put a hanger on the stove and left it for like 40 minutes.
07:57And then he stuck it in his ass real slow.
08:04At this point, Method Man is still at large.
08:06So stay tuned to News Channel 3 for this and other stories.
08:09I'm Chuck Taylor.
08:15We'll be right back with more Sympel Show!
08:23Hi!
08:26Hi!
08:27Hi!
08:32I'm gonna pose the question to the audience right now.
08:35If you mysteriously had $50 million out of nowhere tomorrow,
08:39would you use any of the money to maybe get revenge on somebody you had a grudge against?
08:45You would?
08:47Funny thing, Dave Chappelle felt the same way.
09:02Holy shit, it's Dave Chappelle!
09:05Watch your mouth.
09:06Hey, little fella, is your, uh, is your dad around?
09:08No, he's at work!
09:10Where's he working?
09:11He was in a dump shop on Roscoe Boulevard.
09:13Sounds lucrative.
09:17Do me a favor, Squirt. Run and get your mom.
09:19Mom?
09:19Mom!
09:21Oh, my God.
09:23David.
09:23Uh-huh.
09:24Oscar, go play with your toys.
09:26You don't mind if we come in and take a load off these?
09:32You know, David, I've been so proud of you all these years.
09:36And I want you to know that I'm really sorry about what happened between us.
09:40I mean, for Pete's sake, David, we were all just kids.
09:44Yeah.
09:45Yeah, we were kids.
09:46I mean, how are you gonna know that cheating on me the night that I asked you to marry me
09:49with Jamal, of all people,
09:51would really get me trusted to be that I struggle with for this very day?
09:56Well, the good news is, Jamal and I are still together.
09:59And he's legit now.
10:01I have a confession to make.
10:04I love you.
10:06I've loved you the entire time I've been away from you.
10:09I want you to marry me.
10:14Dave, I-I don't know what to say.
10:17Say this.
10:18What about your wife?
10:20Shh.
10:21Huh?
10:22It's over between us.
10:24What about my husband?
10:27What about him?
10:28Leave him.
10:28You don't need his donor shop money.
10:30I got you.
10:32Or you could stay around here.
10:34I'm sure you're comfortable.
10:36Give it a week.
10:38I'll send a jet for you to bring him to my home.
10:41If you're gonna come, I'll be there waiting.
10:59It's done, baby.
11:01The divorce is final.
11:02It's all taken care of.
11:05This is for you.
11:07I want you to close your eyes.
11:09I got a surprise for you.
11:10Keep them closed.
11:13All right.
11:14Open them.
11:18It's my wife and my son.
11:20Girl, I ain't getting no divorce.
11:21We happy as hell.
11:25Why did you do this to me?
11:26Why did I do it?
11:27Because I'm petty.
11:28And lucky for me, my family's petty too.
11:31Ah!
11:34Nice shoes.
11:35Oh!
11:38Hold on, hold on.
11:39Look at that squirrel skin coat.
11:40Oh!
11:42Get that coat some peanuts.
11:45Go back to your husband.
11:46Oh, wait a minute.
11:47Oh!
11:50All right, come on, y'all.
11:51Let's get out of here.
11:52Let's go to the amusement park.
11:53I don't know about you, but I want some donuts.
11:57How many squirrels must die for you to look fine?
12:04Hey, Sondra.
12:06I'm rich, bitch!
12:14You son of a bitch.
12:19You son of a bitch.
12:21You son of a bitch.
12:22Not now.
12:23Hope I'm not interrupting.
12:25Dave Chappelle?
12:26Jerry Jacobs!
12:28Casting agent extraordinaire!
12:30Hello.
12:30Hello, Dave.
12:33Congratulations on all your success.
12:35Oh, thank you, Jerry.
12:36You know what?
12:37I gotta say.
12:38This lady here has meant so much to me, man.
12:41Fueling the fire of my career,
12:42that I did a little something for you.
12:45What?
12:45What?
12:46I know that ad time on the Super Bowl is expensive,
12:50but I hold in my hand an advertisement for Jerry Jacobs' casting.
12:56No.
12:57You might want to come see this.
13:01Hey, I'm Dave Chappelle, and I'm here to say a few words about America's premier casting agent.
13:06And, of course, I'm talking about Jerry Jacobs.
13:09What?
13:10She sucks ass!
13:11Eight years ago at an audition, Jerry had the nerve to tell me that I didn't have, and I'm quoting
13:16her,
13:17it.
13:17Man, was that bitch wrong.
13:20But don't take my word for it.
13:23One time, Jerry called me a nigger and it said a jungle fever.
13:28Kiss my black ass, Jerry.
13:30Two times!
13:31Give me some.
13:32That's Jerry Jacobs' casting.
13:34Don't hire her, because she sucks ass.
13:37And she's a racist.
13:38You can see more of Jerry in this month's Camel Toe Magazine.
13:42Oh, my God.
13:44Jerry, got some bad news for you.
13:46You're fucking done, son!
13:48It's over!
13:50A moment like this
13:53Some people wait their lifetime
13:56For a moment to go
13:59Jerry Jacobs' music
14:19Dave?
14:22Steve!
14:24Oh, my God, what happened?
14:26What happened?
14:27I mean, how did you get in the, um...
14:29End up in the chair?
14:31I got into a bad car accident a few years ago.
14:35Not long after you left here.
14:37I'm sorry to hear that, man.
14:40It's all right, man.
14:42You know, everybody around here is real proud of you, Dave.
14:45In fact, just the other day I was talking about you with Jay Rizzo.
14:49You remember him?
14:50Yeah, Jay Rizzo.
14:51What, whatever happened to that guy?
14:53He's in a wheelchair too, man.
14:56Can I be honest with you for a second, Papa?
15:00I'm really glad you came here today.
15:03Because I've been wanting to apologize to you for years.
15:07Banning you from the club was the biggest mistake I ever made.
15:11I know this doesn't mean anything to you, but I just want you to know that I'm sorry.
15:18And I always knew from the bottom of my heart that you were going to make it.
15:23Oh, man.
15:25Steve.
15:28I came here to get revenge on you, man.
15:31You did?
15:32Yeah, man.
15:33I was going to burn your club down.
15:34You don't smell that gas?
15:37I know that's wrong, but I was just so mad all these years for you banning me.
15:41It was just, I'm sorry, man.
15:43All these years I walked around with that weight and now I feel like you lifted it.
15:51Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for making us that much sweeter.
15:57Hey, hey, what the fuck man?
15:59Not the stairs man.
16:16Oh, I love it when a plan comes together.
16:22Ha, ha, ha.
16:27Ha, ha, ha.
16:30Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:31Ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:31Ha, ha, ha.
16:32Whoa, last shot.
16:32Oh, let me see what you got.
16:33Oh.
16:35Oh.
16:35I just want to hold on.
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:40Oh!
16:42I am a tenuous motherfucker.
16:44Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:49Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
16:49We'll be back with more Chappelle's show right after Dean Smith and Jazz.
16:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
17:11He's living.
17:15It's Elvis is live, Tupac is alive.
17:18I saw Tupac on 42nd Street selling Biggie t-shirts, two for $10, man.
17:25Tupac lives!
17:29Let's just say his lyrics were a little bit before they time.
17:34Check this out.
17:38Exclusive, this is our new Tupac.
17:41Oh!
17:42Yeah, yeah.
17:50Listen close as life turns its pages.
17:54Machiavelli here kicking raps for the ages.
17:57Seen things in stages.
17:58Wise words spoken by sages.
18:01From Skytel to Blackberry pages.
18:03Your crude on phases will make you busters pay us.
18:06Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas.
18:10I wrote this song a long time ago.
18:12A real long time ago.
18:15Feel me?
18:16I wrote this song a long time ago.
18:19It was the dopest song I ever wrote.
18:21In 94.
18:22What can a nigga do?
18:24When half the people voted for George W?
18:27Life's a trick for George W.
18:30Can't be true.
18:31I'm gonna choke him cause he's a snitch.
18:33I'm talking about George W. Smith from City Council.
18:37He ran in 93 out in Oakland.
18:40You probably didn't hear about him.
18:42I wrote this song a long time ago.
18:44A real long time ago.
18:47Way before Slam Shady was in demand.
18:50Way before we dropped baloney on Afghanistan.
18:52I wrote this song in 94.
18:56How am I doin' this?
19:00Look around the club.
19:02See everyone in the place.
19:04Showin' Park love.
19:05Got a smile on my face.
19:07The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste cause that shirt don't match.
19:12Here's a point of stain on the back.
19:15What the fuck is that?
19:17It might be doo doo.
19:20And you in the back you ain't shit.
19:22You bought a gin and tonic but you didn't even tip.
19:26And if you hit this table one more time then the record might skip.
19:29Might skip.
19:30I told you.
19:31Stop hittin' the tape.
19:332004.
19:35I wrote this rap in 1994.
19:37I'm not alive.
19:41Thug life.
19:42D.Chapelle.
19:44That ain't ya wife.
19:46That ain't ya wife.
19:47That ain't ya wife.
19:47That you kids.
19:50Go home.
19:52A so long time ago.
19:55A real long time ago.
19:57Way before me Slam had to do a bid.
20:00Way before D.Chapelle had two kids.
20:04No baby no kucha.
20:07Tupac, rest in peace.
20:12Okay, I will.
20:18Thank y'all for watching Chappelle's show.
20:21Good night.
20:28Yes, what?
20:30Hi, thank you.
20:33All right, here it comes.
20:36The victim also said that at one point during the altercation,
20:39Method Man put a hanger on the stove and left it for...
20:47Ready?
20:50The victim also said that at one point during the altercation,
20:53Method Man put a hanger on the stove and left it for like 40 minutes.
20:57And then...
21:02Oh, shit.
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