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00:02Tonight, there's trouble for David and Ant.
00:04I feel like it should be easy, it shouldn't be hard work.
00:09Gabby has some doubts.
00:11Do you think this is a risk?
00:12Yeah, I felt like this whole situation was a risk.
00:15And is it the end of the road for Stephen?
00:18I'm tired, is the truth.
00:20Yes.
00:21As our celebs?
00:22You're frisky today, aren't you?
00:24I'm charged.
00:25Go!
00:26Hello, mate.
00:27Oh my God!
00:28Dating!
00:29Do you think I'm with Leo?
00:31Yeah.
00:40Welcome to Celebs Go Dating, and it's the final countdown, people!
00:44The celebs have just 24 hours left to decide who they're bringing to tomorrow's final agency party.
00:51And already in HQ, Dr T, Anna and Tom are mine as P-Dog, but luckily he sent them his
00:57morning email.
00:58Oh, wait a minute.
00:58What?
00:59What's this?
01:00That, Anna, is Paul's special D-mail delivery.
01:03New headshots, plus some wise words.
01:05These are affirmations very true of each of you.
01:08They're bespoke.
01:10Wow.
01:10What does yours say?
01:11I have all my juices.
01:13Yes.
01:14Isn't it true?
01:15I am just dripping.
01:17I've never heard my GP talk like this.
01:19The dam's about to burst.
01:21What about you?
01:22What's yours?
01:23I am at peak sexual potency.
01:26And I am at peak sexual impotency.
01:30Have some of that, Anna.
01:31Actually, you can't.
01:31Isn't that true?
01:32Yes.
01:33It is true.
01:34Look at her in pink.
01:35The colour of flamingo?
01:37Barbie?
01:38Battenberg?
01:39The colour of the vulva?
01:40And that.
01:41I've come as a badge.
01:43And I've come over a bit queasy.
01:44And that, especially with the juice, is a dangerous, potent cocktail.
01:51And I suspect you want to know who's going to be ingesting your cocktail today.
01:56Yes, please.
01:57Yes, please, Tom.
01:58This is a dating agency, after all, and not just a place for Paul's piss-poor, horny fiction.
02:02We have PK.
02:03Okay.
02:04We have lovely Gabby.
02:06Oh.
02:07And lyrical Steven.
02:09Oh, what a true.
02:11Yeah.
02:12Yes.
02:12And also, there's no rest for the wicked, because we have to get tinkering on this great finale.
02:18What's the plus one situation?
02:21We have told our celebrities that they can bring one plus one.
02:25There could be some with plus ones.
02:27There could be some without plus ones.
02:29And in the world of PK, it could be plus five.
02:31Right now, it really is over to them.
02:33And we will all find out at the finale.
02:36Right.
02:37I'm going to go and open doors.
02:39Lovely, darling.
02:40Your affirmation.
02:41Exactly.
02:42I am gorgeous, beautiful, and a genius.
02:45I am gorgeous, beautiful, and ingenious.
02:49Well, that's Tom's Tinder profile sorted.
02:51Sorry.
02:51Right, swipe yourself downstairs, Tommy boy, because the first Celeb of the Day is inbound.
02:57Here for the final time, and still a bit green at this dating lark, is Professor Green.
03:01Mirror, mirror, on the wall.
03:04Tell me, mirror, what is wrong.
03:06Hello, Celebrity Dating Agency.
03:08Hello, Steven.
03:10Steven, do come in.
03:12It's just me, myself and I.
03:18It's just me, myself and I.
03:23Oh.
03:24Oh, chicety chic chic.
03:26Hello.
03:27Oh, how are you?
03:29I like this tactile garment.
03:30That's wondrous.
03:33Oh, this is your very last visit to us, you know.
03:36I know.
03:36It's pretty bittersweet.
03:38It is.
03:39Well, I think the girls feel that way.
03:41They're not ready to say goodbye to you today, you know.
03:44Well, we'll see how life goes.
03:45Maybe I'll be back.
03:47Careful what you wish for, Stevie.
03:48You do know that that door is absolutely open for you.
03:52My door's terminally open.
03:54That would have been a better affirmation for Tom.
04:00Oh, this classical music can only mean one thing.
04:03We're off to the countryside where David and Anthony were mucking about on Colleen's farm
04:08and stayed over at this fancy gaff.
04:11Would you like any tea or coffee at all?
04:13Stunning.
04:15David's still a smitten kitten for Ant, but last night after a few ciders at the pub,
04:20Ant left David with some doubt.
04:22I think it's just like one of them, it's like nice to see what's going to happen.
04:25Yeah.
04:26I think so, yeah.
04:27You think so?
04:28I think so.
04:29You're not sure, are you?
04:30No.
04:31I'm joking.
04:31Is that a shower?
04:32Is he not a shower?
04:33He's not a shower.
04:38Oh, dear.
04:39Not just a hangover for David this morning.
04:41He looks a little bit frosty.
04:43Morning.
04:44Good morning.
04:46How are you feeling?
04:48Ropey.
04:49Do you sleep okay?
04:52In the bridal suite.
04:53In the bridal suite you were.
04:55Stunning.
04:56Separate rooms, was it?
04:57It is so gorgeous.
04:59Like, I just woke up and I heard birds.
05:01It's very Bridgerton.
05:03It's very Bridgerton.
05:04From the sound of it, Lady Whistledown wouldn't have much tea to spill from last night.
05:08I had an absolutely awful sleep last night.
05:12Me and Ant slept in separate rooms.
05:13And to be honest, I wasn't really sure what was going to happen.
05:16Like, we might have shared a room, we might not have shared a room.
05:19But after he literally ran off to bed and telling me that he wasn't sure about our relationship,
05:24I just really don't know where I stand now.
05:26Yeah, this looks really nice.
05:28So, are you looking forward to...
05:30Oh, that's awkward.
05:32Don't worry.
05:33He didn't notice.
05:33The gala and the end of the show and saying goodbye to everything and everyone and...
05:38That would be really sad.
05:39But, like, I'm excited to see what we're doing.
05:44Yeah.
05:45I don't know what we've had.
05:46We were saying, like, we're just vibing and going with the flow.
05:52Yeah.
05:56Erm...
05:56Yeah.
05:57I'm happy. Are you happy?
06:01Yes, I am happy.
06:02Yeah.
06:02Of course.
06:03Like, I feel like we get on really well.
06:06Like...
06:07It's just...
06:09I find it quite easy.
06:10Yeah, I do.
06:11Yeah, I feel like I've known you for years.
06:13Do you?
06:14Yeah, yeah.
06:16I mean, Ant is talking about stuff whilst he's chowing down on his eggs Benny,
06:21but it just feels a bit flat.
06:23Like, is this guy going a bit cold on me?
06:26Like, I feel like it should be easy.
06:28It shouldn't be hard work.
06:29It should just be smooth sailing.
06:31Shouldn't we try him?
06:33Well, you've got to try a little bit, Ant.
06:38Poor Potsy.
06:39He's having a right little wobble after Ant's I'm Not Sure bomb.
06:45Meanwhile, back in London, it's time for Stephen to see the agents for the last time.
06:51We are ready for Stephen, please.
06:53All right, darling.
06:55He's such a deep guy, Stephen.
06:57I mean, he challenges me to keep up.
06:59Yeah.
07:00However, sometimes people can overthink things and can benefit from just going with the flow.
07:07Just feel, breathe.
07:09Relax.
07:10Connect with the earth and just do whatever.
07:13Hello, come in.
07:15Hello.
07:16Stephen.
07:18It's us again.
07:21Stephen arrived at the agency having recently separated from the mother of his child.
07:26So the agents gently eased him into the dating process.
07:29Are you still open to going out on dates?
07:31I have to reframe it as something other than to be comfortable with it, but yeah.
07:35What works for you?
07:36How about meet-up?
07:38Yeah.
07:38But his first date, sorry, meet-up with Viv, wasn't plain sailing.
07:42Have you seen these boats?
07:43Well, it's called the ship, isn't it?
07:45Yeah.
07:45Yeah.
07:46So that'll do it.
07:48And he got into even choppier water at the mixer.
07:51I don't think it would be fair to say I would like to go away with people that I've spoken
07:56to this evening.
07:58But in Tenerife, things changed when he met Clara.
08:02Would you want to see me again?
08:04Yeah.
08:05Would you?
08:06Yeah.
08:06How about you?
08:07I would want to see you again.
08:08I would want to see you again.
08:08Okay.
08:09Phew.
08:12But back in London, he floundered when things got flirty.
08:15For me, obviously, I like you, I find you attractive, I find you interesting.
08:20And having opened up at the agency...
08:23People just have this assumption of men being fucking feelingless.
08:30You're just not ready yet, Steven.
08:34They called it a day.
08:36I think I'm going to go.
08:37Okay.
08:38Okay.
08:43So, how was your date with Clara?
08:45So we had the conversation, so it was difficult.
08:48But the result of that conversation was that after four dates, if that's not there, then that's friends.
08:55I definitely have taken things from the time that we spent together.
08:58And that's been another really great part of this process, is learning the importance of having conversations that you don't
09:04have generally.
09:05Like, you should be able to.
09:07It shouldn't be that weird to put those things on the table.
09:09Like, do we fancy each other?
09:10Mm-hmm.
09:12And it's hard.
09:12To give you an example, like, I'm on the way out the door in the morning, a partner requires attention
09:17in that moment,
09:18but there's a clock in my head and I have a time that I have to be somewhere.
09:21And it's really hard for me in that moment to break out of that and give genuine affection.
09:26Not because I'm not affectionate, but because in that moment I can't, there is a rigidity.
09:32Yeah.
09:33I have a routine which gets me from A to B without meltdown.
09:37Yes.
09:37Then you apply that to the length of a relationship and you begin to see where wires get crossed and
09:42misunderstood.
09:43And because it wasn't diagnosed before, there wasn't anything to explain it.
09:48I've spent, since my childhood, really going against what I innately feel.
09:53Yes.
09:54To try and get by, you know?
09:57Yes.
09:58And I'm tired, is the truth, and it's getting less possible for me to mask.
10:03Mm-hmm.
10:04To put a face on those things and just be what everyone else expects as a societal norm.
10:10Yes.
10:10Phew.
10:11No, thank you.
10:12It's a very important point you're raising here.
10:14When you're a divergent and people mask, it does then get misinterpreted and then it can create this different misalignment
10:21within a relationship.
10:22Can I just say, on the other side of that coin, because I'm romantically involved with someone that's exactly like
10:29that.
10:29Mm-hmm.
10:29I was always thinking, does he still love me?
10:32Why is he not showing affection to me?
10:34I felt affection-deprived.
10:36That makes me feel really sad.
10:37I want to tell you, though, because this is the other side.
10:40I want to tell you the truth, right?
10:42Yeah.
10:42Like, that's how it can feel.
10:44Mm-hmm.
10:44Therefore, that meta-communication of, like, here's how I need to communicate today.
10:50Yeah.
10:50It's so important because that was life-changing for our relationship.
10:54Mm-hmm.
10:54This is why this is a real pivotal point in your life now.
10:57Because, my God, my empathy runs so deep for you.
11:00So, thank you for bringing your vulnerability.
11:03And the more we make this conversation mainstream, the more real men like you are showing up and stepping up
11:09and going,
11:09this is actually what it's like for me.
11:11That is when the narrative will change.
11:14That is when neurotypical, neurodivergent starts to blend.
11:17And everyone starts to understand each other for being who they are.
11:20And what adjustments we all need to make when it comes to dating.
11:24And I think being brave enough to say you might feel it comes across as X, but actually what it
11:30is is Y.
11:31And that will be crucial for you in creating, you know, the jigsaw puzzle of empathy within a relationship.
11:38Lots of food for thought.
11:40Am I sleeping alone tonight?
11:45As Stephen takes things in, bringing the Scouse glam and tan for her final visit, it's our Gabby.
11:53Hello, celebrity dating agency.
11:55It's Gabby.
11:57Our Gabby.
11:58Oh, Miss Allen.
12:09Your money.
12:10Hello.
12:11Oh, look at you.
12:13The highlight of my week.
12:15Look at you.
12:16What me?
12:16Look at me.
12:17Oh, we're right back at you.
12:19How are you, darling?
12:20I'm swell.
12:20I like the pop of colour.
12:22You look fab.
12:23Oh, the chaussure.
12:25Yeah.
12:25Shoo.
12:26Oh, my love.
12:27You know, this is very, very bittersweet because this is your last visit.
12:31I know.
12:32On the eve of our finale, I'm apt to get a stonking pang, and this pang really is stonking.
12:38But a fledgling's destiny is to fly, and these fledglings are certainly ready.
12:45It's whistled by like a freight train.
12:46It has gone really fast.
12:47Not for me.
12:4810 years, 15 series.
12:50It's a life sentence.
12:51Back upstairs, Stephen's final session with the agents is coming to an end.
12:55You living as someone who is neurodivergent with both autism and ADHD, we've seen so much
13:01value that this process has hopefully given you in just, A, having dates, as you say,
13:06to understand about some of these conversations that we should be having, that we can be having,
13:12and able to accept yourself in those moments.
13:16Do you feel that that has been something that has been valuable?
13:19Yeah, absolutely.
13:22And, you know, I'm not leaving here with a ring on my finger.
13:25Sorry, it wouldn't be on mine, would it?
13:26It would have been on someone else's.
13:27Do you know what I mean?
13:28You never know.
13:29You never know, Stephen.
13:30You can do whatever you want.
13:31It's 2026.
13:32Exactly.
13:34But I think the process has been really important because the last sort of two years
13:38has been a lot about developing an understanding of self, and that's been definitely aided here.
13:45And I don't think it's done yet.
13:46I think it's going to take a while for me to catch up with where I'm actually at, as it
13:49often does.
13:50You don't need to rush.
13:51I'm really pleased with the progress that you've made.
13:54And for you, I would actually be really excited about you coming into the agency another time,
13:59when perhaps you're a little bit further down the road of figuring out what life is like with your ex,
14:06you know, and being a dad, and also becoming more comfortable with your diagnosis.
14:10I think, and I genuinely mean it, the best really is yet to come.
14:14It really is.
14:16Well, speaking of the best yet to come, actually, because the agency isn't quite over yet.
14:20Mm-hm.
14:21Hold up. What's happening here?
14:22It's the agency finale event.
14:25Catchy.
14:25Just putting it out there.
14:26Mm-hm.
14:27If you wanted to pick up a mic to play us out, we would be bloody honoured, mate.
14:32Yeah.
14:35Steven?
14:38Manderson?
14:40Steve!
14:42Steven with a PH!
14:45Steven!
14:46OK.
14:47I'm not sure he wants to.
14:48Anna's panties will be dropped.
14:50Again, can we please just check if she's an actual doctor?
14:53Steven, we love you.
14:54And yeah, we're really excited to see you pick up a mic at the agency finale event, and...
14:59I've got to think about a set list now.
15:00I'm here, but I'm there.
15:01I'm like...
15:02Yeah, you know.
15:03Yes.
15:03Right, you need to go and work on that set list.
15:05Yes, I do.
15:05It has been a total pleasure.
15:06We bloody love you.
15:07Thank you so much.
15:08Honestly, so much.
15:09Mm-hm.
15:12That's it.
15:12My last session at the agency.
15:15I'm actually not that sad about the fact that I'm leaving not having found love, because
15:20what I have found out is a hell of a lot more about myself, and hopefully a better approach
15:26to whatever happens in the future.
15:29Oh, nice one, Steve-o.
15:30Well done, mate.
15:31You have such a cute connection about that.
15:34I do have a connection.
15:35I do.
15:36I can see it.
15:37He is.
15:37I love listening to you guys.
15:38Absolutely adore Steven.
15:41It's okay.
15:42I know someday I'm gonna be with you.
16:02I love you.
16:04I love you.
16:05I love you.
16:06I love you.
16:08And you're like, oh, what?
16:14I love you.
16:15out their outfits for tomorrow night i feel like the dress is a bit fabric yeah i agree maybe
16:21bridesmaid yeah look haven't you two got work to do paul would never stand for this oh crumbs
16:27here we go hi tom we're ready for gabs of course thank you babes bye um darling for the very
16:37last
16:37time it's time to ascend please come to me ben to me thank you so much oh it's so tactile
16:49i always
16:51whenever i get dressed i think oh i wonder if tom will like my outfit you've never failed me yet
16:55you know thank you i love a neck scarf a little cravat you're hiding a love bite no oh so
17:16so
17:17excited to see you today because it was it was quite a sesh yeah last time that you were in
17:21with us yeah
17:23yet after gabby had a wobble over who to choose at the stickser can i go bathroom the agents invited
17:29in joelle to thrash out any issues but when the youngster showed him his mature side i don't think
17:35my age or circumstances or whatever like the fans like who i am gabby gave him another shot do you
17:42want to date him again yeah and the pair were sent out to let their hair down tonight was a
17:48turning
17:49point for me i had so much fun with joelle and i would like more of that we actually just
17:54saw each
17:55other's personalities and i think the more we see of that is like the more we'll get to know each
17:59other and see if that's what we want but so far so good how did you leave things um after
18:06the double
18:06date with joelle they went home and we stayed out any extracurricular activities afterwards it's
18:13still we've only been on four dates right right just wanna and you know what that anticipation
18:17sometimes is so bloody sexy oh it is long it out long it out yeah can't imagine you doing that
18:25dr t
18:25practice what you preach doc here's a keen bean the big question is gabs are you equally a keen bean
18:35gabs i like him come on okay and i've had a really nice time with him and i'm really enjoying
18:41seeing him so okay can you see him in your life after the agency yeah but it's gonna be weird
18:47not
18:47being set up you're like well it's it what happens is and this is this is a really pivotal moment
18:53because
18:53yeah we've been you've basically been dating with stabilizers on and i think what i'm hearing is that
18:58slight a vulnerable hesitation of what it's going to be like it's only just dawned on me that i'm
19:04gonna have to go out and do this on my own next week and i don't know if i'm ready
19:08to ditch your
19:09stabilizers i'm really gonna miss the agent's advice and pep talks now whether you end up in a
19:15relationship and get married or not or this is just a for now thing yeah i think one thing that
19:20we can
19:20focus on in the present right now is that joelle is someone that is hopefully restoring your faith in men
19:26younger men i have enjoyed his company from the moment we kind of met and obviously on the first
19:33date he's going to be selling me the dream telling me that everything that i want to hear
19:36but because we're like this far along now there's been a theme of him just being
19:42legit and being consistent being consistent and that's as you said restored kind of
19:48there are some good guys out there oh preach sister my mirror don't lie
19:56and speaking of good guys well consistent guys he's consistently and inconsistently
20:01playered his way through his time here it's pk humble
20:21oh darling always a pleasure oh it's lovely to have you i don't want you to go i just i
20:28just got
20:29here i just got here let me relax yeah but this is your last time what this is my last
20:33time
20:34oh i know isn't it ghastly you see how this is the last time and i'm gonna be sad do
20:40i get like
20:40grievement pay and stuff like that dream on mate if you're lucky you'll get a lecture from a doves
20:45about your journey and maybe some dirty talk from dr t you're fresky today aren't you um i'm charged
20:52because i know soon i'm gonna go see joan joan oh my god have you got a budding romance
20:58i think i got got oh i'm drowning in love oh i want to do your goal celebration dance but
21:05i don't
21:05have the equipment for your goal celebration i just do a little polka when i i'll leave it out tom
21:10show him pk yeah that's it yes yours is thrusty isn't it as tom dissects pk's dutty wine upstairs the
21:26duttiest agents in the dating biz are now thrusting their hopes on gabs and joelle we are throwing our
21:34huge agency event okay and headlining it this year professor green we couldn't find him a woman so
21:41we found him a job we asked all of our celebrities to have a think about somebody they would like
21:46to
21:46bring with them that represents their time in the agency take some time to really think about it
21:52might bring back johnny who oh johnny the carp wrangler who brought a fishy friend to the date
22:00and the best chat line of the series come on johnny let's hear it again i'd suck a fire your
22:06ass
22:06nice quite honestly i wouldn't be mad at you bringing johnny i bet you wouldn't
22:12in all seriousness we fully expect gabby to bring joelle to the finale these two really do seem to
22:19have something going on here and there is real momentum now with them as a potential relationship
22:24at this point we hope that gabby will actually take control and see joelle before the finale it's
22:31over to her and my fingers are crossed the main thing that i feel like i'm taking away from here
22:37personally is that i feel i feel like yous have really built my confidence which is so nice you've
22:43been beautifully vulnerable and i think hopefully you can see the strength in that in yourself that's
22:47why i love seeing the transformation in you truly i feel like you're the whole package now ready for
22:52delivery joelle if you're not in leave it with your mum we love you thanks for having me i love
22:57you
22:57soon well it's been so fun glad rags on kidder and we will see you there the last hurrah can't
23:04wait
23:04to see your fashion at the finale event i can imagine it's going to be very skimpy exactly bye
23:12across town massive human man lump james haskell is waiting for professor green down by the canal
23:17so urban so edgy what a guy yas up in pints by the water oh my god here he is
23:28hey darling how are you
23:29you styling you all right are you all right it has been a long time dear it has it's been
23:36a while
23:36come on how many snogs have you had blimey the prof's not missing about is he well since i've seen
23:41you last
23:42i've had one kiss okay at the end of the third date wow third date yeah dotty we had a
23:48little kiss
23:50and did was there any of that like did that that thing happen flanker flutters i'm not a love bomber
23:55and i'm not someone who like falls head over heels no no no no what listen there's all you're doing
24:01to me
24:01just answer the question i didn't ask for anything that relates to the question i want the answer to the
24:06questions so we've got chemistry okay i think i found someone's good found somebody who challenged
24:11me i had a lot of fun i've done three dates both i will definitely probably go on and see
24:16her again
24:16really yeah i think so wow i mean so we've got the last hurrah the final gathering of minds and
24:22daytees yeah she's coming she's coming wow oh so husky and dots are locked in for tomorrow's party
24:30big news meanwhile back at the agency pk's about to head in to the hen's den he is our naughty
24:38little
24:38boy but we have seen some really good improvement actually there's a long way to go but we are making
24:45some baby steps yeah come on in hello hello hello hello what do you look like a character on south
24:54park
24:54it's good to see you darling it's good to see you yeah pk arrived at the agency like a horny
25:00dog
25:01yeah i'm about to shake the place off and after a string of flirty first dates
25:05you're shiv in the back right here yeah and a few tickings off from the agents you're a terrible
25:11dater don't be a boy this player may have finally met his match with joe if i kiss you
25:17hmm i don't know where life will tell you oh please how are you i'm great i think i went
25:26on a great
25:27date life is treating me well go on in what way i feel like we had like a real like
25:33conversation
25:35she's an intelligent girl so she knows what she wants but she flirts as well heavy she's a big flirt
25:42i wasn't even driving i was in the passenger seat oh it was a nice feeling or something different
25:47passenger princess but where are you heading pk off into the sunset together or her watford gap
25:53for a quick service no kiss nah no kiss it just felt authentic and real i feel like she knew
26:02we both knew when to you know what just just breathe like just let it like just let it flow
26:09and i think that was that was big for me sometimes it can get a little uncomfortable
26:15because you're gonna start asking questions that are like what are you what are you looking for now
26:23and then i feel like sometimes that gets a little bit boring
26:27well sometimes not sometimes can be very illuminating and can be even more arousing
26:33because if you're on the same page with those deep questions what opens up is emotional safety
26:40she's not gonna make me feel emotionally safe i'm not gonna come and tell her oh yeah like
26:45sometimes sometimes i need someone to speak to like oh but see like that's lovely why not that's
26:52the truth of you and you speak so obviously and bluntly about other things why not about that
26:58we're not about your feelings and your needs that was the tiny chink into the real vulnerable side
27:04yes that honestly no yeah that was really attractive that was listen to the doc pk give joan a glimpse
27:11of it and she'll be putting in your hands but that could be used against you man no it's a
27:17dangerous
27:18game no it clearly feels very uncomfortable for you you know the minute you start chatting about
27:23your feelings you know you're weak but it really is the opposite i might say that on my date then
27:30yeah
27:32there you go yeah you know how much respect would give you good example yeah you always need to remember
27:38these keywords is it jinky majinky respectful and responsible oh my bad that's as in that
27:47responsible as in that safe sexual sponsor no but that as well sure that and be responsible you know with
27:55other
27:55people's emotions yes be a responsible man because that's the emotional maturity that we've been talking about
28:02and i think a lot of it we've ascertained is you giving us the billy but actually yeah you do
28:07you do
28:07there's a there's a good boy on the inside oh you're a good boy pk good boy i'm gonna get
28:14i'm gonna
28:14get to that number one see you at the party see you at the shindig baby the shindigs at the
28:20shindig party the
28:22party he has really grown on us right and i think it's been really nice to get to know him
28:38he's
28:38definitely a naughty boy but he's not a bad boy no and he's learning a lot well the agents are
28:45pleased
28:47pk little sensitive but i do need a piss cut to ad break please
29:02welcome back to celebs go dating let's head straight back to the canal now where much like
29:07the turds floating by these absolute lads are also going with the flow as they talk girls in a boozer
29:13bloody legends but what have you been doing he's been doing a lot of soul searching actually james
29:19mate i saw clara a few times four dates actually all day all right calm down mr dj bloody hell
29:27he's
29:27only had two sips like four dates is quite a while was that just because you would just keep pushing
29:31at it to see yeah i just i really just wanted to see if that thing was there or not
29:36and i guess
29:36ultimately it wasn't which is it says nothing about her yeah yeah yeah yeah um okay but you know
29:43there wasn't electric so i mean the agents have pretty much called it for me so you're not going
29:48to find love this time right but you're not really worried about are you no and it do you know
29:53what
29:53like i say it's made me assess things previously and i think i definitely understand my part in
29:57things a bit more so this process has really aided me in that and you know growth was really what
30:02i
30:02came into this for yeah he's all grown no show i think you're going through so much of your career
30:09and your life and private life that actually probably where you're at is probably where you're
30:14at and that's so that's it and maybe like fast forward a year maybe you'll be in a bit of
30:17a
30:17different place yeah well cheers to that brother cheers brother yeah cheers to that brother
30:29meanwhile hello what's this swanky hotel skimpy leopard skin have we stumbled on a paul c bronson date
30:37night oh it's gab's looks like she has taken the lead for the next joelle day go on girl this
30:44is my
30:44last date before the finale so i want to show up that is how it works gab's this one is
30:51giving
30:53sexy vibes kind of catslatery but i promise it looks good on and off again if you're going full
30:58catslater for this one i've worn actually on a date before i feel confident in this and i know
31:04that i can sit down and eat it sit down and eating it double tick even though it's short
31:09is definitely more classier vibes is it whereas that is more i'm here to party oh party all day surely
31:19business in the front part in the back you get me let's roll as the sun sets pk is on
31:26his way for
31:27date number two with joe with no doubt dr t's magic words respectful and responsible ringing in his
31:33humble ears i'm going on a second date with joan so it's time for proper conversation so i'm a bit
31:40nervous i've got to act like i've got a brain today a couple of hours out of a week won't
31:44hurt you
31:45the agents are very proud of me there was a smile on anna's face smile on tara's face i think
31:52i've
31:53won them over they said that i'm maturing i'm dating well i'm asking her the right questions
31:59i'm actually i'm actually becoming a better day of her i don't know if they were just saying that
32:04just destroyed my ego dr t strokes many things my friend but your ego ain't one of them and
32:10anna did say that i'm very good looking um i missed that bit i feel like jokes aside i'm
32:16actually settling in and i'm learning a few things if by few things you mean ignoring the
32:22agents advice great job now it's the biggest dilemma in the history of the agency ever time to
32:29find out what gabby allen from liverpool is wearing leopard print or the black one which she
32:34can sit down and eat in she's gone black fucking hell i never saw it coming black jeez what about
32:41the leopard print this is my fifth date with joelle and i can't believe we've come this far
32:49hi lovely i think what has got me and joelle so far has been the undeniable sexual tension that
32:54we've had just from the get-go so long may that continue wow god i hope we've warmed the restaurant
33:00about these two any drinks while you're waiting uh yes can i have a glass of malbec please thank you
33:06you might want to order a fruit shoe as well because look here lover boy joelle is on his way
33:13i feel like a first date is very important so the fact that we're kind of active stage shows that
33:18it
33:19could be something important and could go the distance hi are you all right you gotta stand up for me
33:28good to see you looking gorgeous as always thank you
33:33you got your sparkly jeans on for me tonight yep and his paw patrol pants underneath i'm on the wine
33:40tonight i'm being sophisticated really after after karaoke night i don't think i'm ever going to
33:45drink together do you remember singing really high pitch i can wear this one this one i've tried to
33:53forget that moment i actually think that that date was we said it on the night it was so needed
33:57because now i feel like i'm like chilled you're just being more relaxed it's taken a while though
34:04yeah it has i feel like at the same time it's kind of giving me the chance to kind of
34:08just understand
34:08like how you work a little bit in terms things
34:19what's what cocktail would you recommend oh we have caramel martini yeah let me do that with vodka
34:24you want me to take your jacket as well um that's please so you don't mind yeah no worries thank
34:29you
34:29thank you got me feeling like a prince jeez someone's excited too much haribo i can't believe we're at the
34:36end of this yeah already i don't even know if i'm going to take you to the finale yet who
34:40knows we'll
34:41see how tonight goes sounds like you got your work cut out prince charming across town peak has arrived
34:49for his first ever second date with southern bell joan will he be vulnerable will he be more mature will
34:56he bollocks this is the first time in the process that i'm having a second date so i'm a little
35:01nervous
35:02i'm looking forward to seeing joan again i think we're very compatible sounding very mature there
35:08i know it'll go even better tonight oh like the saddle sit down good work i changed my cologne today
35:13i feel like she's just gonna go crazy for me she went crazy last time i feel like she's gonna
35:17go crazy
35:18yeah right good luck joan hope you brought your inhaler and love expectations i'm feeling really good
35:25about my second date with pk i like his personality i'm very attracted to him physically i'm still a little
35:31bit curious about some of his intentions so we'll see we'll see how it goes i need to dive deeper
35:36today be careful even he takes what he says with a pinch of salt look hello how are you what's
35:47going
35:47on darling you look nice thank you you got dressed up for me yeah because you got dressed up last
35:53time
35:53so i know that's why i dressed down this time i didn't know what you were going to show up
35:56as
35:56i bet he's sorry spunked all that savage now i tried to dress up for joan and she come in
36:01her
36:01joggers and that she still does look amazing but concentration is one of them things that you have
36:06to master and joan is making me struggle here i'm looking at her traps i'd have kept that to myself
36:14but you do you pk take your drinks water what we'd like to drink um can i get that porn
36:19star martini
36:21yes of course thanks to that one and for you sir what's the big man thinking bourbon on the rocks
36:26with a tequila chaser i'm i'm on the white wine today oh white wine less big man and more karen
36:33celebrating her third devils fruity white wine a dry white wine okay thank you so you know what the
36:43white wine then come on how you been though i've been good what's new nothing same old same old just
36:52working working yeah busy excited to see you no you ain't excited waiting to see you you've been
36:59impatiently wait but you should be impatient oh oh they filled it out to the brim for me
37:03ready for you thank you thank you so much cheers to me cheers what are we cheers into you choose
37:14can't say that out loud it's too nasty too wrong okay i'll let you think about what i'm saying
37:20i can think of a few things yeah well if it's still banned in some states of america you're probably
37:25halfway there that's what i'm saying dirty boy welcome back to celeb's go dating our gabs has
37:42taken the lead and booked in a whopping fifth date with joelle but she's still keeping her cards close
37:48to her chest five dates that's like well my father is just crazy but some things are getting a bit
37:54serious on it like chemistry just speaks for itself it's all good and well that we've got sexual
37:58chemistry but actually knowing in myself okay is it just that or is there something more than that
38:04yeah yeah i feel like i kind of wanted you to know me for me and i want to kind
38:09of like know you for
38:10you wasn't that the chuckle brothers catchphrase okay so i want to know what what happens now
38:16you kind of just like let me take the lead and just show you like obviously i'm a person for
38:21you
38:22i'm a control freak though i kind of want to know that you're going to be like okay well i'm
38:26going
38:26to take you out next week i'm going to have an amazing date but really and truly do you need
38:30me
38:30to say that yes but you know that so what am i saying that for i need the like assertiveness
38:36of
38:36that because i need everything else in my life it'd be nice for someone to just do that for me
38:40i'm
38:40gonna take the lead just make sure you're ready for the ride yes joel now we're talking joel may
38:48have upped his game
38:52but over on his date with little old john pk struggling to show his more vulnerable mature
38:58side deep breaths everyone what are you looking for you didn't even tell me what you're looking for
39:03if i get into a serious relationship i do want it to be more along the lens of like oh
39:08can i spend my
39:08life with this person type vibe that's the saddest thing though because you're gonna get married
39:12yeah yeah whoever's to me richard next door who knows you think you'd be a good husband 100 but
39:22you're gonna be at my our wedding thinking damn that sex with that guy was good you know why would
39:28i be doing that why would i be thinking that that's what you're gonna be thinking at your wedding
39:33like i have nobody else but this for the rest of my life yeah right living together how does that
39:40work
39:41oh this is better is this the all new pk we're seeing do you want to live with somebody do
39:45you
39:45think you could share your space i've lived a woman before he'll be picking out scatter cushions next
39:50it was fucking hell and he's back do you think i'm a player i think you you yeah i give
39:57player vibes yeah
39:58you do i don't know if that's out of your system yet like what you're ready for or not ready
40:04for
40:05what am i ready for yeah i know jones still thinks i'm a player but like i feel like i've
40:12retired
40:13decorated career i'll say lots of man of the matches a lot of good games but the agents
40:18actually could be right maybe i do have to open up more but it's scary never mind man of the
40:24match
40:24the way you just said scary deserves a straight red talk don't make everything a joke no it's not
40:32a joke okay eight times out of ten i'm gonna do what's best for me because tomorrow you might go
40:42that's kind of a scary way of looking at it that's that is it's scary but it's real life
40:48tomorrow you could leave me you know i'm being too vulnerable i think you're actually really
40:56sensitive yeah now i'm i'm very in touch with like my emotions my feelings like but it's just
41:04who i let in and who i let see that like would you let me help you
41:09oh it looks like pk is finally letting his guard down with joan
41:19and back with gabby her date joelle is proving he can take charge when needed by sticking his
41:25meat in her mouth it's his chicken tenders feels good yeah that's good i've taken a risk yeah 100
41:34so and i'm not a risk taker normally i'm a risk taper do you think this is a risk yeah
41:39i feel
41:39like this whole situation was a risk like it's a risk in terms of my ego yeah i like that
41:44i just
41:45think after the fun karaoke date we just need to have a bit of me and you until i decide
41:52whether
41:52we'll go into the finale or not so what's your decision on life um i need to sleep on it
41:59so i'll
42:00help with that yeah yes joelle taking charge
42:08oh right i think he's trying to get his chicken back
42:15what's wrong i said no no think about it
42:21okay i've thought about it and hell yes he's coming to the final with me but i might just
42:27keep him hanging just that little bit longer thank you so much thank you so much have a good
42:31evening thanks bye bye let's go
42:38i feel like the sexual tension is there so it was important for me to kind of make sure
42:43that me and gabby are on the same page just feels like it's to be continued
42:49well gabbs will it continue will it we've always had such good sexual chemistry don't we know it and
42:57that was there tonight but it takes a very strong man to take on the gabby allen world it takes
43:05an
43:05even stronger one to suck a fart out of her ass the neck muscles alone gabby's night may be over
43:16but p case is just getting started as he's followed his gut opened up and being honest with joan and
43:22it's not been the total car crash he was expected self-control was a big problem for me i used
43:28to have
43:28like a roster and shit code for i'm basically a top shagger with a spreadsheet you don't have a roster
43:34anymore no i don't have a roster are you sure do i do i look like i got a roster
43:39um yes yeah you're
43:42good looking get a nice smile i mean i have great chemistry with you but that's also because i'm
43:48amazing but you're the best yeah you're the coldest yeah me and joan right now we're connecting on a
43:54deeper level i feel like you see when you're going down the ocean i'm starting to see like fishes that
43:59i
43:59even know existed like we haven't you know those fishes that look like this yeah those fishes like
44:04you only see on um finding nemo them kind of fishes we're like we're kind indeed he thinks finding
44:11nemo is real doesn't he i'm not sure if i've ever felt sorry for a spoon before is that the
44:22bill lovely
44:23thank you very much thank you appreciate it thank you all ready to go
44:30let me take the card so on our anniversary we'll come back here on our anniversary where we are
44:37with our second date the date with pk was good i had a lot of fun i did get clarity
44:43on if he was
44:43capable of being like serious which was good him using humor as a guard or kind of deflecting is
44:50it's a little bit more clear for me now i think he's just trying to protect himself a little bit
44:54but i think that's something to build on like i just enjoy seeing him i would love to see him
44:58again
44:58yeah oh hats off to mr humble no but i don't hold hands you know you don't hold hands yes
45:04you do
45:05i did this why this is the most idea i don't hold hands me and joan we might go to
45:11the final together
45:12who knows i feel like there's a real connection there the agents are going to be more than happy with
45:18the way
45:18i've handled the situation today holding hands is just like just i don't know what is it what is
45:26it saying it's just not my speed it's cute if she plays her cards right who knows she might get
45:32a
45:32cheeky kiss at the final if he's abroad i don't mind yep get him on a flight to marbs and
45:39he'll be like
45:39octopus in a wind tunnel hands everywhere tomorrow night oh welcome it's the agency final party
45:52but david's in crisis if you don't have that conversation today sounds like you're done oh
45:59guys surprise guests put our celebs on the spot what are your intentions has he been good because
46:07he can be a bit and for the final time our celebs i'm gonna kiss you you my sexy daddy
46:14go
46:15i'm so emotional i'm so emotional dating good evening my name is professor