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00:00The Paul Heyman did the thing at the start of this week's episode of Raw somewhere Far Cry Blood Dragon
00:03was super happy because Paul was in the ring going oh my gosh I'm about to hype a match doesn't
00:08need hyping and then he went on to hype it almost like a video game that says tutorials are so
00:13silly we're going to take the mick out of tutorials now on the download you still do have to do
00:17the tutorial also my friends and world of ups and downs and this is absolutely mad because now we've got
00:22four days in a row five days in a row 32 days in a row of professional wrestling being on
00:26our television screens but that's great because it means we can compare and contrast because that's what
00:302026 is all about but I am Simon Miller the bald idiot thank you so much for joining me and
00:34given that we did just have an episode of Raw which technically was the go home for Clash in Italy
00:38which is more sports entertainment let's up those doubts as soon as Paul Heyman was done we did cut to
00:43Brock Lesnar on the big screen so he wasn't even on the show and man not in my wildest dreams
00:47he pulled a Larry David right or a George Costanza if you want to follow that ladder down to the
00:52floor because he was like listen OFME I did quit after you whooped my arse at Wrestlemania I couldn't believe
00:58it and I woke up one day and decided
00:59no I don't want to quit so I'm just going to sneak my way back onto TV the best line
01:04as well is when Brock said something on the lines of I'm going to rule over you as the retired
01:08Brock Lesnar like this is a contradiction in terms are you retired or are you not retired you can't be
01:13fake retired that just means you're still working that's like what a dad would say when he gets to a
01:18certain age and doesn't want to tell his wife that maybe he's still going to his job so he's like
01:22I'm just going to pretend I'm retired but I'm not retired stop playing pretend
01:26Heyman then told us it was a done deal when Oberfemi walked to the ring and this is the reason
01:30why it is so damn good but flood me sideways Oberfemi has to beat Brock Lesnar for a second time
01:34in Italy although I don't think he's going to because Oberfemi basically came to the ring and said man you
01:39think this woke something up in Brock Lesnar what do you think it did to me he hit me with
01:43a bunch of F5s so now I'm going to go crazy and listen if last time I was walking to
01:47the ring just to beat Brock Lesnar this time I'm looking to kill him it's like man thank goodness we
01:52let Oberfemi talk
01:53some people like to pretend he's a one trick pony no he isn't this guy can do everything what a
01:58line and listen you can't just say that you have to mean it you have to have the physique and
02:01the presence and he totally pulled it off at the same time put a one on the crime counter there
02:06wasn't any kind of teasing with that he just looked at the camera and said die he then signed the
02:10contract on Paul Heyman's chest as well which somehow was just such a badass thing to do and yes if
02:15I was going to hazard a guess I guess we will have Brock Lesnar win this one and then do
02:18the rubber match but I think that is a stupid idea because I think if Brock Lesnar beats him twice
02:22sorry if Brock Lesnar beats Brock Lesnar twice that's just going to send him to the moon let's just break
02:26it down into John Cena words it's Oberfemi's time but we can wait and see I still don't believe this
02:32was the plan and WWE has pulled the pivot but I shall hold off my thoughts until Monday and as
02:36we have seen the pay-per-view but just for Oberfemi alone I am going to give it an up
02:40once again just belt this mother hub and up it's time Belt Boy was then back to give Roman Reigns
02:45his world title which really is a strange thing for Roman to have on his staff
02:48and given that it was Roman Reigns his birthday Belt Boy wanted to give him a present and Roman Reigns
02:54threw it away do not come in my house and tell me Roman Reigns isn't a heel he is we
02:58then got Javon Evans vs Penta for the Intercontinental title 2 and even though actually I thought there should have
03:02been more build here it was such a good match it did feel fresh like bread and we had somewhat
03:07of a twist at the end I just had a rollicking good time and this Javon Evans man he did
03:11have a bee in his bonnet at one point they were like oh my gosh we're friends and he just
03:15kicked Penta right in the head because he wanted to win that damn IC title
03:18you're right Javon also had most definitely set his meter to full before he walked to the ring because he
03:22was going for OG cutters straight away but Penta must have secretly seen him done this on his control pad
03:27so he started doing it too and otherwise they just proved well it was like a generational thing because Javon
03:32is a younger generation and I guess Penta is this generation they just had such a good back and forth
03:36I tell you I had a lovely time and also there was not one shenanigan so at one point Penta
03:41threw Javon into the announce table and that basically set Javon off he was so mad about this so he
03:46came back with fire in his belly which was a terrible
03:48idea because eventually he did go for the OG cutter and Penta super kicked him right in midair I was
03:53like man I would watch the best of seven between these two we did make sure that Evans kicked out
03:57of the Penta driver and he also hit this awesome hurricanrana off the top rope shout out to 2014 but
04:03otherwise yes after a really cool exchange Penta was able to hit the Mexican destroyer he got the one two
04:08three and even though he wanted to shake Javon's hand afterwards that dude slapped it away honestly I liked every
04:14single part of it I think that's a really smart thing to do as well because Javon Evans probably does
04:17need some edge
04:18not Adam Copeland he went to AEW and listen it does tie into something that was going to happen later
04:23on in fact there were multiple segments involving the intercontinental championship on the show which is also a great idea
04:28I am just giving it an up this is the kind of thing that WUW needs right now give me
04:33new ship I also did love the fact that Javon Evans just lost because in professional wrestling as we've talked
04:37about a thousand times losing can be part of your story arc but what are you going to go do
04:41now speaking of losers that doesn't really work because he won at Saturday night's main event
04:46but very sadly we did learn that Logan Paul actually tore his triceps during that tag team match so he's
04:50going to be out for ages I have seen some people on the internet celebrating this listen I get it
04:55you don't like Logan Paul I can understand that but you should never wish anyone to get injured I hope
05:00that he can recover they can be back on TV soon
05:02then turned out that Austin Theory was ready to give up his tag team titles he went to Paul Heyman
05:06going oh I'm so sad man I was so excited to defend it when we got yet more oh we
05:11have Paul Heyman let's use him as creative exposition because he just went ha ha don't be silly when I
05:16signed some magical contract who the flub knows what that is I wrote down the vision get to be the
05:21tag team champions not just Austin Theory and Logan Paul so if you want a team with Ron Braycott maybe
05:26Montez Ford after he turns heel what I didn't say anything
05:29you can do that WWE has to stop doing it you go back to Bron Braycott being unsuspended when Paul
05:34Heyman had some magical man on the phone when it came to Adam Pearce and all that stuff with Gunther
05:38which Paul Heyman has now just ran away from we do so much stuff with Heyman that never gets explained
05:43why would this be allowed who signed it down and I understand it's the free bird rule but just say
05:48that when they win the titles and once again I understand WWE quite clearly has a plan they don't want
05:53the vision to lose the tag team titles but we can't just go every time let's go talk to Paul
05:58Heyman
05:58Hey Paul what's going on do something different now it really did wind up Austin Theory something fierce though because
06:03he then vowed to take out everybody who may have even had an inkling of hurting Logan Paul so as
06:08Joe Hendry was in the ring singing this song yeah passed him and out there he destroyed this dude to
06:13the point doctors came out going oh my gosh Joe Hendry could be dead so I think we just wrote
06:17him off TV the next cut as well was so damn funny because we did sell this like a big
06:21deal and then yes we went backstage and there was Seth Rollins and Ashley Dawkins having a conversation I was
06:26like guys the vision are attacking someone
06:28you're meant to be after them they didn't care now Rollins was trying to make his point to Angelo look
06:32what happened at Saturday night's main event we all have to come together to stop these goobers and yes Angelo
06:37agreed when of course Montez Ford walked in being like oh my gosh why are you talking to my friend
06:41I don't like you Seth Rollins you're a backstabber so Seth was like oh yeah well who's been more champion
06:46and who's main evented Wrestlemania as this did turn into an argument between 14 year olds but it pissed Montez
06:51Ford off so much we are getting this match later and again we'll talk about it in a few minutes
06:55but I am sticking by my Montez Ford prediction
06:57my favourite part of this too is at one point Montez even said well if you had helped us out
07:01at the weekend maybe we would have won the titles and what has Montez Ford been saying in the weeks
07:04prior to this Seth Rollins you better stay out of our business so we are giving some character here to
07:09Montez again I think you should watch this space
07:11Jordan Evans then found Pencher and said I'm so sorry I acted so unprofessional but I will be coming after
07:16that IC title and while on paper that sounds terrible like again you want Javon to have some attitude the
07:21way he did this I thought he came across great like half of them was like yeah I shouldn't have
07:26done that I was a bit of a dick
07:27but also the other 50% was like but yeah so we'll get my revenge I like what we're doing
07:31with Javon Evans I don't think we should turn in fully fledged heel that would be a terrible idea but
07:35just giving him something different once again keep an eye on this guy
07:38Rey Mysterio then walked in and basically did a Jedi mind trick on Penta because he was like oh man
07:42Penta you're so great and so successful and Penta was like well you know what would make me more successful
07:46if I had a match against you
07:48Rey was like well that's not why I stopped by maybe we should go talk to Adam Piz this Rey
07:53Mysterio man he's got the experience
07:55well it was indeed the judgment day taking on Bayley and Lyra Valkyria and listen I love all these guys
07:59I've talked about it since the cows come home but when they came to the ring I was just I
08:03feel like we're just greasing our wheels we're just going round and round doing the same stuff and WWE should
08:08have done this match because of course they got into it last week but I just think we have to
08:12do something new with all of them giving it down
08:14now the good news is that even though Liv Morgan was trying to cause distraction here the referee saw her
08:18and said uh uh you have to leave and this makes all the sense in the world because there were
08:22so many shenanigans on Smackdown at least within the kayfabe world you could pretend the referees got together and said
08:27yes we need to be more vigilant and even when Dominic Mysterio tried to get involved he screwed the pooch
08:32too because basically he threw his AAA title in there and Bayley and it was Roxanne Perez right they started
08:37doing a tug of war and given that the force was then released like the Star Wars
08:40Roxanne went into Dominic Mysterio knocked him down and she couldn't believe it so Bayley hit the least devastating move
08:46no the most devastating move in all of sports entertainment the surprise roll up and she got the 1-2
08:51-3 and given that WWE often treats that finishes while nobody properly won which is why we did it I
08:56think we have to do this again and listen yes I totally understand this because it is going to lead
09:00to the breakup of the judgment day one would suggest but I'm just going to tie it into the down
09:04we talked about a second ago we just need to do something new here we do need to end the
09:08judgment day then come to the natural shelf life
09:10and it's mad to me that Liv Morgan has been the world champion at Wrestlemania which was ages ago we've
09:15had two pay-per-views if you count SNME as a pay-per-view too and she ain't got no
09:19challenges why isn't she fighting people I don't understand it very very weird Roman Reigns and Adam Pearce then had
09:24the best chat because Adam sat down with Roman and said listen Roman I don't think Jacob for two should
09:28be employed I was like well there it is as always though Roman feels like he has to show true
09:32power here although he doesn't want to go back to his old self when he actually said I didn't know
09:36Jacob for two knew about the tribal combat rules that if he says that out loud
09:40I have to accept otherwise my honor is damaged I was like one where the flop has this come from
09:44it doesn't make any sense and two of course he knew you've had tribal combat matches before do you think
09:50Jacob for two just because he wasn't on WWE wasn't watching the television listen all of this stuff is so
09:54entertaining but my gosh they just say something new every single week which is what they did in the main
09:59event segment too also remember as well if you're ever in a bind just say Roman Reigns I challenge you
10:03to tribal combat and you'll be able to get out of it in some fashion when we did learn that
10:07in the contract is that if Jacob for two loses
10:09he has to serve Roman Reigns there is no way a lawyer would look at this and go yep I
10:14think that's totally fine I can't see any human rights issues at all of course the big old line was
10:18Roman saying but if Jacob for two wins we're all screwed and really he just sounds like he wants to
10:22provide for his family so I think it will be fine when LA Knight came to the ring to do
10:26a promo and even he said he hasn't really done one of these since Wrestlemania that is way too long
10:31I like LA Knight I can't explain it but he always feels a little bit unhinged
10:35so it kind of puts you on the edge of your seat and the worst part of this is that
10:38he just went you know what I hate Roman Reigns therefore I am entering the King of the Ring tournament
10:42next week I was like what the King of the Ring why couldn't we have built this up a bit
10:46more I mean think about King Brett King Steve King Booker King Shane was a bunch of these you can
10:51do video packages and just remind everyone why the King of the Ring is so cool and look the winner
10:55does get a shot at world title which I do like but I am going to give it a down
10:59you announced it by LA Knight talking about it as if this has been a thing for ages I mean
11:03I know we do it every single year but come on man a little video or two especially when it's
11:08WWE they do videos better than anyone of course as soon as he said bad words about Roman Reigns how
11:12it came Jimmy Uso and he's like listen LA Knight man I'm really happy what we did do at Wrestlemania
11:16but you've got to keep Roman Reigns' name out of your mouth I don't really know why but family and
11:21cousins and brothers and again if Jay was here he would punch you and this is where LA Knight's gone
11:26what was I just talking about how you lot get together and
11:29you do annoy me because you treat things unfairly you have basically just said if your brother was here you
11:34would double team me what has that just toppled back round to you guys are a bunch of assholes and
11:38listen I like you Jimmy I like you Jay even though he's not here but that Roman Reigns someone needs
11:42to slap his ear Jimmy then tried to explain the bloodline aren't like how they used to be which is
11:46the equivalent of listen babe I've changed I've come back in the house but then I once again made it
11:50clear that he is going after Roman Reigns as soon as he does win the King of the Ring when
11:53Jimmy said something like family is our business and if you get in our business our business is with your
11:57business and you're going out of
11:58business or something so really the idea here is that LA Knight could win the King of the Ring which
12:03I would be all for but maybe the Usos are going to have to make some decisions it does kind
12:07of feel a bit wishy-washy at the moment because obviously WWE pivoted after deciding to move Gunther to SmackDown
12:12but at least LA Knight is involved in something and while I would like him to win the tournament it'd
12:16be kind of weird if he did go after Roman Reigns if he didn't beat Roman Reigns because that's what
12:20we did in Saudi Arabia a few years ago unless Jacob O2 is going to win the title and then
12:24you do a mini feud between LA Knight and Roman I don't know
12:27but at least it's intriguing at least they are interacting we do need to move on quite fast because I
12:31have no idea what Jimmy and Jay are doing right now but I am going to give it an up
12:35mostly because at least LA Knight got some time on Dini and it appears to Rey Mysterio then talking about
12:39just giving Rey an IC title match and actually quite rightfully Ethan Page and Rusev walked in going uh yeah
12:44no that doesn't seem fair so surprise surprise later on it is going to be Rusev versus Rey and Ethan
12:50Page didn't seem to mind this at all because Ethan Page is the best he didn't want to fight
12:54when we got to Seth Rollins versus Montez Ford and I absolutely love this and sure I would agree with
12:58you that maybe this wasn't of the level you would expect from them but it's just around one we can
13:02get to around two but it was just the finish and the way we did treat this again no stupid
13:06distractions that we did do last week instead I mean at one point Montez got the splash of the frogs
13:11onto Seth Rollins and Rollins kicked out and that did get me a little bit which makes me an idiot
13:15because everybody kicks out of finishes but when he went for the 450 he face planted and just when he
13:20was adjusting his neck Seth went haha he curve stomped him and he got the
13:24one two three that's the way you do it because yes if Montez Ford is going to turn heel just
13:28a guess on my end and maybe he does join the vision just a guess on my end this can
13:32be another moment he's like man I'm just so frustrated I can't handle it anymore and while he did get
13:37pinned it didn't feel like he totally screwed up I'm not now like Montez Ford he's such a loser he
13:43made one error and Seth Rollins a former world champion capitalized on it this is the kind of stuff we
13:47need to do more of it's also great for Andrew Dawkins though because of course he came out to help
13:51his friend let's talk to his friend afterwards and he got jumped by
13:53Austin Theory who gave him a concerto so if I was going to hazard I guess it feels like we
13:58just wrote Angelo out of the story because Logan Paul isn't here and we have to balance up the books
14:03I mean I get it but as always let's make sure we have something for Dawkins he's good we really
14:07did clarify this afterwards as well because Seth Rollins and Montez Ford are melting down with Montez being like oh
14:11my gosh my partner's going to be out for ages when he finally said all right Seth I get it
14:15we'll be on the same page the vision is bigger than whatever spat we've got going on so once more
14:20I guess it will be Brombreaker and
14:22Logan Paul not Logan Paul Brombreaker and Austin Theory taking on Seth Rollins and Montez Ford and I bet you
14:27Montez Ford screws him over but this is me going into massive fantasy booking mode and I am a massive
14:32nerd but I am giving it an up again when the flubber we ever seen Seth Rollins versus Montez Ford
14:36and we're doing something with Ford so I'm locked into this I do like it I actually only think it's
14:41going to get better and better and better Seth made it clear at the end too I want Brombreaker soon
14:46so maybe Adam Pearce goes fine in a tag team match
14:49Becky Lynch interview after this and apparently Sol Ruka got hurt after Saturday night's main event so I hope she
14:53is okay and Becky was all like when I got hurt all those years ago I turned myself into the
14:58man where Sol can't even get to work and that's because you can flip and trickle around the place but
15:02you'll never be as good as me
15:03because her name is going to be etched in stone because her legacy is like nobody else's I thought Becky
15:07was very good here she came across so obnoxious which was the idea and listen if Sol Ruka is going
15:13to be okay for this weekend in Italy given how over the top she was I would imagine she will
15:17lose that icy title
15:18Rusev versus Rey after this for the number one contendership for the intercontinental title and we had Ethan Page on
15:23commentary just going back to what I said earlier this icy title scene right now well it fills me with
15:28glee I mean how Mysterio is still this good I will never know and I will stand on the hill
15:32that I think Rusev is massively underrated and once again there was no nonsense here because Rey went for the
15:37619 Rusev grabbed him and said no when he went for the match to kick and Rey decided well I
15:41don't really want to be punched in the face so he turned it into the most devastating move
15:45in all of sports and there it's a prize roll we got the 1-2-3 it wasn't the match
15:49to kick it was the accolade I'm getting confused with his finishing moves and listen even though it's exactly what
15:53we did with Bayley earlier in the night if this is what WWE has to do to balance the books
15:57when it does come to interferences I've got no problem with it but also look at the end product fun
16:02match I had a good time good guy versus bad guy and of course Rey Mysterio and Penta is now
16:06on the cards who doesn't want that Rusev beat the flub out of Rey Mysterio after this and Ethan Page
16:11thought this was hilarious that he got in the ring
16:12which was a terrible mistake because Dragon Lee finally returned to Raw after being off injured he flew around he
16:17hit Operation Dragon he raised Rey Mysterio's hand so you can probably do this tag team match too and you
16:23can throw Dragon Lee into the IC title scene I am giving all of this an up sometimes this is
16:28all I need from professional wrestling keep it nice keep it simple and make me feel warm and fuzzy in
16:32my tum tum
16:33Adam Pearce then kicked Austin Theory out of the building even though he'd been running a muck for at least
16:36two hours by this point and that was very easy he did go when we got to the Alpha Academy
16:41for no reason other than to tell you you know all those skits we have been doing on Raw when
16:45Austin Theory and Maxine Dupree have been hanging out well Maxine now likes him bless this Otis as well because
16:50he made me laugh out loud with one line he went something smelled off to me where Maxine was indeed
16:55like duh I like Austin sorry fellas and she walked off so we better explain what is going on here
16:59because the last time we saw Maxine she was getting killed by Natalia
17:03so maybe she just got sick of being put in the shops you down it also mean of course that
17:06maybe we're going to add a female member to the Vision be careful because the Vision is absolutely cursed when
17:11we got to our contract signing which also made me laugh because we did a contract signing between Roman Reigns
17:15and Jacob Adu like three weeks ago they love signing bits of paper now of course Jacob Adu was out
17:20first and Adam Pearce was there with the useless wrestling security guards and when he had signed he started throwing
17:25all this furniture around and they just did nothing why did you even come out there to begin with Roman
17:29then arrived and told Pearce and his dweebs to leave and they kind of just did
17:32although Roman had to come up with such a whopper he was like no I have signed the blood oath
17:36or I've explained the blood oath which means before tribal combat I cannot touch Jacob Adu so what are you
17:42talking about all you and the bloodline have done for the last few weeks is break up Jacob but no
17:47oh no there's a blood oath now mostly Roman Reigns is just mad that Jacob Adu wouldn't acknowledge him because
17:51he's obsessed with that when Jacob was like listen dude we all understand what you did do for the family
17:55and we respect it but change always comes along and it is time for a change
17:58so I need to be the new tribal chief I've decided and that's that I won't hear any backsies given
18:03that it is anything goes in tribal combat 2 he's going to walk Roman Reigns' ass like a dog which
18:08is quite the line when Roman was like well that's great but I have a rebuttal for you also it's
18:12quite nice to be treated like a dog because somebody will give you treats and because now it has become
18:15all tribalistic they end with a handshake and pushing their heads together I was like man we are making a
18:21lot of stuff up on the fly but it just works right because Jacob Adu is phenomenal and has established
18:25himself in the main event scene
18:26Roman Reigns is Roman Reigns which is totally fine and even though I cannot see a world where Jacob Adu
18:31is the world champion after the weekend I also kind of feel like he has to win otherwise what are
18:35we doing here WWE I'd imagine has something big planned so I am going to give it an up it
18:40feels like a massive deal even though we did only do it a few weeks ago so I tip my
18:44hat to them they've got me in even though once again they say a lot of nonsense so this is
18:48a good recipe especially because it is clash in Italy which isn't really considered a triple A pay-per-view
18:52it makes it even better and actually I thought this episode of Raw was alright it was nothing like groundbreaking
18:57there was no segment I was like oh my gosh I can't believe it but I enjoyed it it kind
19:00of zoomed on by and when you look at clash in Italy on paper well it's probably going to be
19:04a damn good show up now of course my friends please do leave me a comment below and let me
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19:11and downs for SMME are on the screen right now as well always sounds like a disease I'm not going
19:16to go stick my head in the fan because there's a heat wave in the UK and I'm slowly dying
19:19see you soon
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