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00:00:14Tell me about your morning.
00:00:19Start from the beginning.
00:00:24I woke up.
00:00:26How did you sleep?
00:00:28I didn't. I don't.
00:00:31You just said you woke up.
00:00:34I stopped lying down.
00:00:37Alone?
00:00:43Of course alone.
00:00:45I meant Rosie, your daughter.
00:00:49She's with friends.
00:00:50Why?
00:00:52Can't always cope.
00:00:55And last night wasn't.
00:00:58Good.
00:01:00It's understandable.
00:01:02Is it? Why?
00:01:03Why is it understandable?
00:01:05Why does everything have to be understandable?
00:01:07Why can't then some things be unacceptable and we just say that?
00:01:13I only mean it's okay.
00:01:15I'm letting my daughter down.
00:01:17How the hell is that okay?
00:01:18You just lost your wife.
00:01:20And Rosie just lost her mother.
00:01:26You are holding yourself to an unreasonable standard.
00:01:30No, I'm failing to.
00:01:34So there is no one you talk to, confide in?
00:01:38No one.
00:01:39Oh, I'm picking up Rosie this afternoon, after I see my therapist.
00:01:44Got a new one.
00:01:45I'm seeing her today.
00:01:46Are you going to tell her about me?
00:01:49No.
00:01:51Why not?
00:01:52So I can't.
00:01:53Why not?
00:01:54Because I can't.
00:01:54You know I can't.
00:01:55She thinks you're dead.
00:01:56John, you've got to remember, it's important.
00:01:59I am dead.
00:02:02Please, for your own sake and for Rosie's, this isn't real.
00:02:07I'm dead.
00:02:08John, look at me.
00:02:10I'm not here.
00:02:12You know that, don't you?
00:02:16I'll see you later.
00:02:19Is there anything you're not telling me?
00:02:24No.
00:02:28What are you looking at?
00:02:31Nothing?
00:02:32You keep glancing too, my left.
00:02:35Oh, I suppose I was just looking away.
00:02:38There is a difference between looking away and looking to.
00:02:42I tend to notice these things.
00:02:44I'm sure.
00:02:46Now, I am reminding you of your friend, I think.
00:02:49He's not necessarily a good thing.
00:02:51Do you talk to Sherlock Holmes?
00:02:54I haven't seen him.
00:02:55No one's seen him.
00:02:56He's locked himself away in this flat.
00:02:57God knows what he's up to.
00:02:58Do you blame him?
00:02:59I don't blame him.
00:03:00I don't think about him.
00:03:01Has he attempted to make contact with you?
00:03:04No.
00:03:04How can you be sure?
00:03:05He might have tried.
00:03:07No, Sherlock Holmes wants to get in touch.
00:03:08It's not something you can fail to notice.
00:03:11No, Sherlock Holmes wants to go.
00:03:17No!
00:03:18No!
00:03:18No!
00:03:20No!
00:03:22No!
00:03:26No!
00:03:29Well, now, why don't you introduce me?
00:03:42Hello.
00:03:57Mr. Smith?
00:03:59Have you already?
00:04:03Now, please.
00:04:05You want to bring them through?
00:04:13It's difficult, having such good friends.
00:04:18Friends are people you want to share with.
00:04:22Friends and family.
00:04:27What's the very worst thing you can do to your very best friends?
00:04:35Something on your mind?
00:04:38Yes, Simon.
00:04:40Oh, yes.
00:04:43Whatever you tell us stays in this room.
00:04:45I think I speak for everyone.
00:04:49Well, what is the worst thing you could do?
00:04:54Tell them your darkest secret.
00:04:58Because if you tell them and they decide they'd rather not know,
00:05:03you can't take it back.
00:05:05You can't unsay it.
00:05:09Once you've opened your heart, you can't close it again.
00:05:20I'm kidding.
00:05:23Of course you can.
00:05:26Well, everyone, please roll up your right sleeves.
00:05:30Roll up your right sleeves.
00:05:31Come on.
00:05:33Oh, it's a bit of insurance.
00:05:36I don't understand.
00:05:37What is that?
00:05:39TD-12.
00:05:41One of ours.
00:05:42One of yours?
00:05:43We make it.
00:05:45My company, TD-12.
00:05:46It sells mainly to dentists and hospitals for minor surgical procedures.
00:05:52It interferes with the memory.
00:05:55The memory?
00:05:56Yes.
00:05:58I want to thank you, Ivan, for allowing me to use it.
00:06:03I didn't exactly know who you were going to be using it on.
00:06:06You mean you didn't ask?
00:06:07Is everyone ready?
00:06:09No.
00:06:10Please, roll up your sleeves.
00:06:12Come on, roll up.
00:06:18This is obscene.
00:06:20All I'm doing, Faith dear, is getting something off my chest without getting it on yours.
00:06:29What you're about to hear me say may horrify you, but you will forget it.
00:06:35If you think about it, civilization has always depended on a measure of elective ignorance.
00:06:46These drip feeds will keep the drug in your bloodstreams at exactly the right levels.
00:06:52Nothing that is happening to you now will stay with you for more than a few minutes.
00:06:57I'm afraid that some of the memories you've had up to this point might also be corrupted.
00:07:08I'm going to share something with you now.
00:07:11Something personal and of importance to me.
00:07:17I have a need to confess.
00:07:20But you, I think, might have a need to forget.
00:07:24By the end of this, you'll be free to go.
00:07:26And don't worry.
00:07:27By the time you're back in the outside world, you will not remember any of what you've heard.
00:07:34Ignorance is bliss.
00:07:35What's wrong with bliss?
00:07:38Some of you know each other and some of you don't.
00:07:43Please, be aware that one of you is a high-ranking police officer.
00:07:49One of you is a member of the judiciary.
00:07:54One of you sits on the board of a prominent broadcaster.
00:08:00Two of you work for me.
00:08:02And one of you, of course, is my lovely daughter, Faith.
00:08:08You are the people I need to hear me.
00:08:12I have made millions for myself, for the people around this table,
00:08:18for millions of people I've never even met.
00:08:21There are charities that I support who wouldn't exist without me.
00:08:26If life is a balance sheet, and I think it is,
00:08:29I believe I'm in credit.
00:08:35But I have a situation that needs to be managed.
00:08:42I have a problem, and there is only one way that I can solve it.
00:08:49And what's that?
00:08:54I'm terribly sorry.
00:09:01I need to kill someone.
00:09:07I need to kill someone.
00:09:15Are we in a meeting?
00:09:17Or is there a meeting?
00:09:22I need to kill someone.
00:09:24Faith.
00:09:27What do you do?
00:09:28I can't remember.
00:09:29I can't remember who you're gonna kill.
00:09:33There.
00:09:34In five minutes.
00:09:35You won't even remember why you were crying.
00:09:39The others are all fine.
00:09:41You know, they've gone down the door.
00:09:43It's all on me.
00:09:47It's all on me.
00:09:48Oh, Faith.
00:09:50Don't you think I should take that?
00:09:52It's only going to upset you.
00:09:57Three years ago, my father told me he wanted to kill someone.
00:10:02One word, Mr. Holmes.
00:10:04And it changed my world forever.
00:10:06Just one word.
00:10:08What word?
00:10:10A name.
00:10:11What name?
00:10:16I can't remember.
00:10:18I can't remember who my father wanted to kill.
00:10:22And I don't know if he ever did it.
00:10:25You've changed.
00:10:26You know how to top up your turn and your roots are showing.
00:10:27Letting yourself go.
00:10:29Do you ever look in the mirror and want to see someone else?
00:10:32No, do you own an American car?
00:10:33I'm sorry?
00:10:34No, not American.
00:10:35Left-hand drive, that's what I mean.
00:10:36No?
00:10:37Why do you ask?
00:10:39Not sure, actually.
00:10:40Probably just noticed something.
00:10:49Are you okay?
00:10:51Of course you don't own a car.
00:10:52You don't need one, do you?
00:10:52Living in isolation, no human contact, no visitors.
00:10:55Okay, how do you know that?
00:10:56It's all here, isn't it?
00:10:57Look, cost cutting's clearly a priority for you.
00:10:59Look at the size of your kitchen, teeny tiny.
00:11:01Must be a bit annoying when you're such a keen cook.
00:11:03I don't understand.
00:11:04Hang on a minute, I was looking out of the window.
00:11:05Why was I doing that?
00:11:06I don't know.
00:11:06Me neither.
00:11:07Must have had a reason.
00:11:08It'll come back to me.
00:11:10Presumably you downsized when you left your job.
00:11:13And maybe when you ended your relationship.
00:11:16You can't know that.
00:11:17Of course I can't.
00:11:18There wasn't anything physical going on, was there?
00:11:21Quite some time, in fact.
00:11:23There, see, it's obvious.
00:11:24You can't tell things like that from a piece of paper.
00:11:26I think I just did, didn't I?
00:11:27I'm sure that was me.
00:11:29How?
00:11:29Dunno.
00:11:30Sort of happens, really.
00:11:33Like a reflex, I can't stop it.
00:11:43Coat.
00:11:45I don't have a coat.
00:11:46Yeah, that's what I just noticed.
00:11:47I wonder why.
00:11:50What are you talking to?
00:11:51Here's all.
00:11:53So what do you think?
00:11:54Of what?
00:11:55My case.
00:11:56Oh, it's way too weird for me.
00:11:58Go to the police.
00:11:58They're really excellent at dealing with this complicated sort of stuff.
00:12:01Tell them I sent you that altogether reaction.
00:12:03Night-night.
00:12:20Please.
00:12:21I have no one else to turn to.
00:12:23Yes, but I'm very busy at the moment.
00:12:24I have to drink a cup of tea.
00:12:28It's a cup of tea.
00:12:30Code.
00:12:31It's a cup of tea.
00:12:32Because you might prefer some coffee.
00:12:37You're my last hope.
00:12:39Really?
00:12:39That's bad luck, isn't it?
00:12:40Goodnight, go away.
00:12:43What's bad luck?
00:12:44Stop talking.
00:12:45It makes me aware of your existence.
00:12:47I've always had bad luck.
00:12:49It's congenital.
00:12:50Handbag.
00:12:50That's not rude.
00:12:52Congenital.
00:12:52It just means...
00:12:54Handbag.
00:12:55Stop.
00:12:56Wait.
00:12:57Your light is not your own.
00:12:58Keep your hands off it.
00:12:59Do you hear me?
00:13:00Off it.
00:13:01Off it.
00:13:02Sorry?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04What are you talking about?
00:13:06Your skirt.
00:13:06My skirt?
00:13:07Look at the hem of it.
00:13:08That's what I noticed.
00:13:09Sorry.
00:13:10I'm still catching up with my brain.
00:13:11It's terribly fast.
00:13:12There's markings.
00:13:13You see them?
00:13:14You only get marks like that by trapping the hem of your skirt in the car door, but they're
00:13:17on the left-hand side, so you weren't driving.
00:13:19You were in the passenger seat.
00:13:20I came in a taxi.
00:13:21There is no taxi waiting in the street outside.
00:13:23That's what I checked when I went to the window.
00:13:25And you've got all the way to the door and not made any move to phone for one and look
00:13:28at you.
00:13:28You didn't even bring a coat in this rain.
00:13:31Now, well, that might mean nothing except the angle of the scars on your left forearms,
00:13:36you know, under that sleeve you keep pulling down.
00:13:38You never saw them?
00:13:39No.
00:13:40No, I didn't.
00:13:40So thank you for confirming my hypothesis.
00:13:42I really need to check that the angle is consistent with self-harm, do I?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Then you can keep your scars.
00:13:47I want to see your handbag.
00:13:49Why?
00:13:51It's too heavy.
00:13:52You said I was your last hope and now you're going out into the night with no plan on how
00:13:56you're getting home.
00:13:58And a gun.
00:14:05Chips.
00:14:06Chips.
00:14:07You're suicidal.
00:14:08You're allowed chips.
00:14:09Trust me.
00:14:10It's about the only perk.
00:14:17Sherlock?
00:14:18Are you going out?
00:14:19I think I remember the way.
00:14:21It's through there, isn't it?
00:14:22You're in no state.
00:14:23Look at you.
00:14:24Yeah, well, I've got a friend with me, sir.
00:14:26What friend?
00:14:27Hi.
00:14:34Come on.
00:14:36I'm Culverton Smith, and this election year I'll be voting.
00:14:41For God's sake, I was talking to the Prime Minister.
00:14:43I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes.
00:14:45It's your brother.
00:14:46He's left his flat.
00:14:48Was it on fire?
00:14:51Even when I'm on the road, I still like quality food.
00:14:58You see the fold in the middle.
00:15:00For the first few months, you kept this hidden, folded inside a book.
00:15:04It must have been a tightly packed shelf going by the severity of the crease.
00:15:07So, obviously, you were keeping it hidden from someone living in the same house at a level of intimacy where
00:15:11privacy could not be assumed.
00:15:13Conclusion?
00:15:14Relationship?
00:15:15Not anymore, though.
00:15:16There's a pinprick at the top of the paper.
00:15:18For the past few months, it's been an open display on a wall.
00:15:20Conclusion?
00:15:21Relationship is over.
00:15:22The paper's been exposed to steam and a variety of cooking smells, so it must have been on display in
00:15:26the kitchen.
00:15:29Lots of different spices.
00:15:30You're suicidal alone and strapped for cash, yet you're still cooking to impress.
00:15:35You're keen, then.
00:15:36The kitchen is the most public room in any house.
00:15:39And since any visitor could be expected to ask about a note like this, I have to assume you don't
00:15:44have any.
00:15:45You've isolated yourself.
00:15:47I'm anything.
00:15:49I know.
00:15:52I'm getting the chips.
00:15:53I know.
00:15:55I know.
00:16:00I know.
00:16:04I know.
00:16:07I know.
00:16:11I know.
00:16:14you should answer it it's my craft might be about Sherlock of course it's about Sherlock
00:16:19everything's about Sherlock how did you know my kitchen was tiny the fading pattern of the paper
00:16:24it's not much but it's enough to know your kitchen window faces east now kitchen notice boards
00:16:30by instinct we place them at eye level where there's natural light now look the sun's only
00:16:36struck the bottom two thirds but the line is straight so that means we know paper is facing
00:16:42the window but because the top section is unaffected we know the sunlight can only be
00:16:51entering the room at a steep angle if the sunlight was able to penetrate the room when the sun was
00:16:56lower in the sky then the paper would be equally faded top to bottom but no it only makes it
00:17:02when
00:17:02the sun is at its zenith so I'm betting that you live in a narrow street on the ground floor
00:17:10now if steeply angled sunlight manages to hit eye level on the wall opposite the window then what
00:17:15do we know about the room
00:17:21the room's small
00:17:24oh big brother is watching you literally we can keep tabs you didn't have to come in
00:17:31I was talking to the prime minister oh I see what's she doing just wandering about like a fool
00:17:40she died mycroft he's probably still in shock everybody dies it's the one thing human beings
00:17:46can be relied upon to do how can it still come as a surprise to people you stand cross
00:17:51am I going to be taken away by security again I have I think apologised extensively you haven't
00:17:57made it up to me how am I supposed to do that sex I'm sorry sex how did you know
00:18:03I wasn't
00:18:06getting any it's all about the blood this one comes from the very first night you can see the
00:18:10pen marks over it I think you discovered that the pain stimulated your memory so you tried it again
00:18:14later I'm no expert but I assumed that since your lover failed to notice an increasing number of scars
00:18:19over a period of months that the relationship was no longer intimate how do you know it didn't notice
00:18:25oh well because you would have done something about it would it wouldn't it isn't that what you
00:18:29people do well that's interesting what is the way you think superbly sweetly I'm not sweet I'm just
00:18:35high this way we just came that way I know it's a plan what is it what what now sorry
00:18:43um trace his
00:18:44route on the map is he with someone not sure we keep losing visual mostly we're tracking his phone
00:18:58don't call us we'll call trying to sleep can you stop ringing my damn phone
00:19:02Sherlock has left his flat first time in weeks I'm having him tracked nice it's very touching how
00:19:07you can hijack the machinery of the state to look after your own family can I go to sleep now
00:19:11Sherlock gone rogue is a legitimate security concern the fact that I'm his brother changes
00:19:15absolutely nothing it didn't the last time and I assure you it won't with
00:19:22it's Sherlock sorry what please phone me for getting contact thank you
00:19:30do you still speak to Sharonford I get regular updates and Sharonford is secure
00:19:39are we gonna walk all night possibly it's a long word what is bollocks
00:19:49Carlton Smith all this charity work what's in it for you we must be careful not to burn our bridges
00:19:59do you know why I'm going to take your case because of the one impossible thing you said
00:20:03what impossible thing you said your life turned on one word yes the name of the person my father
00:20:10wanted to kill that's the impossible thing just that right there what's impossible names aren't one
00:20:15word there always at least two Sherlock Holmes Faith Smith Santa Claus Winston Churchill Napoleon
00:20:21Bonaparte actually just Napoleon would do Elvis I think we can move both of them out as targets
00:20:27okay I got it wrong then it wasn't on one word it kind of thing do you remember quite distinctly
00:20:32that your whole life turned on one word so that happened I don't doubt it but how can that word
00:20:36be a
00:20:37name a name you instantly recognize that tore your world apart okay well how no idea yet but I don't
00:20:44work for free you take cash not cash taking your own life interesting expression taking it from who
00:21:13once it's over once it's over it's not usual miss it
00:21:19your own death is something that happens to everybody else your life is not your own keep your hands off
00:21:26it
00:21:30you know what I expected you
00:21:35what what am I nicer
00:21:37than who
00:21:39anyone
00:21:50sorry I
00:21:53faith
00:21:55faith
00:22:08you said your life turned on one word
00:22:10a name can't be one word
00:22:12if you were to come around asking me after him
00:22:14that he'd rather have anyone but you
00:22:17anyone
00:22:18you know what I expected
00:22:19what am I?
00:22:22than who?
00:22:24anyone
00:22:24don't think anyone else is going to save him
00:22:26because there isn't anyone
00:22:27anyone
00:22:28anyone
00:22:28anyone
00:22:29I have a situation
00:22:33needs to be managed
00:22:39there's only one way that I can solve it
00:22:41and what's that?
00:22:46I need to kill someone
00:22:49who?
00:22:50who?
00:22:53anyone
00:22:54anyone
00:22:56of course
00:22:57he doesn't want to kill one person
00:23:00he wants to kill anyone
00:23:02he's a serial killer
00:23:03anyone
00:23:04it could be
00:23:06anyone
00:23:07why not?
00:23:09why shouldn't he be?
00:23:16what's the matter with you?
00:23:18anyone
00:23:19do you even know where you are?
00:23:21you drunk
00:23:22Chesa
00:23:24what are you doing here?
00:23:25what were you doing in the middle of a bloody street?
00:23:27you should be at Baker Street
00:23:28I am
00:23:29so are you
00:23:34they found your address
00:23:35they brought you here
00:23:37you've had too much
00:23:39and that's me saying
00:23:42kill
00:23:54what do you want?
00:23:55what do you want?
00:23:56you're always poor
00:23:58and lonely
00:23:59and strange
00:24:00but those are only the ones we catch
00:24:03who do we catch?
00:24:04serial killers
00:24:06what if you were rich
00:24:07and powerful
00:24:09and necessary
00:24:10anyone
00:24:12what if
00:24:14you had the compulsion to kill
00:24:15and money
00:24:16what then?
00:24:16who do you want?
00:24:28who do you want?
00:24:29who do you want?
00:24:31who do you want?
00:24:33who do you want?
00:24:34who do you want?
00:24:35who do you want?
00:24:35who do you want?
00:24:36who do you want?
00:24:37who do you want?
00:24:38who do you want?
00:24:39who do you want?
00:24:40who do you want?
00:24:41who do you want?
00:24:41who do you want?
00:24:44who do you want?
00:24:45who do you want?
00:24:46who do you want?
00:24:46who do you want?
00:25:00Well, uh, won't you introduce me?
00:25:11Right, you there.
00:25:12Stop right where you are.
00:25:13Oh, Johnny.
00:25:14Do you have any idea what speed you were going at?
00:25:17Of course not.
00:25:18I was on the phone.
00:25:19Oh, it's for you, by the way.
00:25:21For me?
00:25:21It's the government.
00:25:22What?
00:25:23What's going on?
00:25:24What's wrong?
00:25:24Hello?
00:25:25My name is Mycroft Holmes.
00:25:26I'm speaking to you from the cabinet office.
00:25:28What's happened?
00:25:29It's Sherlock.
00:25:31You've no idea what I mean.
00:25:33Look at your face!
00:25:38Wait!
00:25:39Come on, hurry.
00:25:40He's lost it.
00:25:41He's totally gone.
00:25:44Once more unto the Greeks, dear friends.
00:25:46Once more!
00:25:48Or close the war with our English dead.
00:25:51Set the teeth and stretch the nostril wide.
00:25:53Hold hard to breath.
00:25:55Build up every spirit to its full height.
00:25:57And, and, you know this English is quite a spread of fathers from war proof.
00:26:01And you, good German, whose rims were made in England, show us.
00:26:05Hear the metal of your pasture!
00:26:07Which I doubt not, for there is none of you here so mean and best, that hath not noble lustre
00:26:12in your eyes.
00:26:12I see you standing like greyhounds in his snips, straining upon the start!
00:26:21The game's afoot.
00:26:26Oh, hello.
00:26:28Can I have a cup of tea?
00:26:30Did you call the police?
00:26:31Of course I didn't call the police.
00:26:33I'm not a civilian.
00:26:35These pictures, they're that man on the telly, aren't they?
00:26:38What pictures?
00:26:39They're everywhere.
00:26:41Oh, these pictures!
00:26:41Oh, you can see them too.
00:26:42That's good.
00:26:50Culperton Smith, this, I think, is relevant from this morning.
00:26:54He's publicly accused Mr. Smith of being a serial killer.
00:26:57Christ, Sherlock on Twitter, he really has lost it.
00:27:00Don't you dare make jokes.
00:27:01Don't you dare.
00:27:02I was terrified.
00:27:04Cup of tea!
00:27:05Oh, for God's sake.
00:27:06What's the matter with you?
00:27:07Are you having an earthquake?
00:27:15You need to see him, John.
00:27:17You need to help him.
00:27:18No.
00:27:18He needs you!
00:27:19Somebody else.
00:27:21Not me, not now.
00:27:22Now, you just listen to me for once in your stupid life.
00:27:24I know Mary's dead and I know your heart is broken.
00:27:27But if Sherlock Holmes dies too, who will you have then?
00:27:30Because I tell you something, John Watson.
00:27:32You will not have me.
00:27:50Have you spoken to Mycroft, Molly, anyone?
00:27:53They don't matter.
00:27:54You do.
00:27:56But did you just see him, please, John?
00:27:59Or just take a look at him as a doctor?
00:28:01I know you'd change your mind if you did.
00:28:03Yeah, look.
00:28:04Okay, maybe.
00:28:05If I get a chance.
00:28:06Do you promise?
00:28:07I'll try if I'm in the area.
00:28:09Promise me?
00:28:10I promise.
00:28:20Well?
00:28:21On you go.
00:28:22Examine him.
00:28:49Right then, mister.
00:28:50Now I need your handcuffs.
00:28:52I happen to know there's a pair in the salad drawer.
00:28:55I've borrowed them before.
00:28:57Oh, get over yourself.
00:28:58You're not my first smack head, Sherlock Holmes.
00:29:03Woman's out of control.
00:29:04I asked for a cup of tea.
00:29:05How did you get him in the boot?
00:29:06The boys from the cafe.
00:29:07They dropped me twice.
00:29:08And do you know why they dropped you, dear?
00:29:10Because they know you.
00:29:12Who's this one?
00:29:14This is a new person.
00:29:15I'm against new people.
00:29:15Excuse me for a moment.
00:29:17She's my therapist.
00:29:19Awesome.
00:29:19Do you do block bookings?
00:29:20Whose car is that?
00:29:22That's my car.
00:29:22How can that be your car?
00:29:23Oh, for God's sake.
00:29:25I'm the widow of a drug dealer.
00:29:26I own property in central London.
00:29:28And for the last bloody time, John, I'm not your housekeeper.
00:29:31I'm so sorry.
00:29:32I answered your phone.
00:29:34You were busy.
00:29:34I think you'll want to take it.
00:29:36Yes, hello?
00:29:37Is this Dr. John Watson?
00:29:38Yeah, who's this?
00:29:41Cuffleton Smith.
00:29:42You've probably heard of me.
00:29:44Well, yes.
00:29:45Get me a fresh glass of water, please.
00:29:47This one's filthy.
00:29:48I mean, I'm aware of this morning's developments.
00:29:52Yes, I'm sure he was being hilarious.
00:29:54Sorry, did you say all still meeting?
00:29:56You, me, and Mr. Holmes.
00:29:58I've sent a car.
00:29:59I should be outside.
00:30:00Mr. Holmes gave me an address.
00:30:01Well, he couldn't have given you this one.
00:30:08When you're ready.
00:30:14When did Sherlock give you this address?
00:30:15Two weeks ago.
00:30:16Two weeks.
00:30:17Yes, two weeks.
00:30:21How did you know where to find me?
00:30:22Oh, Sherlock told me.
00:30:24He's not so difficult when you've got a gun on him.
00:30:29How did you know?
00:30:30How?
00:30:31On Monday, I decided to get a new therapist.
00:30:33Tuesday afternoon, I chose her.
00:30:35Wednesday morning, I booked today's session.
00:30:37Now, today is Friday.
00:30:38So, two weeks ago.
00:30:39Two weeks before you were abducted at gunpoint
00:30:41and brought here against your will.
00:30:42Over a week before I even thought of coming here.
00:30:44You knew exactly where you'd need to be picked up for lunch?
00:30:48Really?
00:30:50I correctly anticipated the responses of people I know well to scenarios I devised.
00:30:53Can't everyone do that?
00:30:54How?
00:30:55Except the boot.
00:30:56The boot was mean.
00:30:57Never mind how.
00:30:57He's dying to tell us that.
00:30:58I want to know why.
00:31:00Because Mrs. Hudson's right.
00:31:02Burning up.
00:31:04I'm at the bottom of a pit and I'm still falling.
00:31:07And I'm never climbing out.
00:31:10I need you to know, John.
00:31:11I need you to see that up here, I've still got it.
00:31:15So, while I tell you that this is the most dangerous,
00:31:17the most despicable human being that I have ever encountered,
00:31:20while I tell you that this monster must be ended,
00:31:23please remember where you're standing,
00:31:25because you're standing exactly where I said you would be two weeks ago.
00:31:29I'm a mess, I'm in hell, but I am not wrong.
00:31:33Not about him.
00:31:35So what has all this got to do with me?
00:31:37That creature, that rotting thing,
00:31:39is a living, breathing coagulation of human evil.
00:31:42If the only thing I ever do in this world is drive him out of it,
00:31:45then my life will not have been wasted.
00:31:49Look at me.
00:31:51Can't do it.
00:31:52Not now.
00:31:54Not alone.
00:32:05Yeah, well, they're real enough, I suppose.
00:32:07Why would I be faking?
00:32:08Because you're a liar.
00:32:08You lie all the time.
00:32:09It's like your mission.
00:32:10I have been many things, John,
00:32:11but when have I ever been a malingerer?
00:32:13You pretended to be dead for two years!
00:32:16Apart from that!
00:32:16Listen, before I do anything,
00:32:17I need to know what state you're in.
00:32:18Well, you're a doctor.
00:32:19Examine me.
00:32:20No, I need a second opinion.
00:32:21Oh, John, calm down.
00:32:22But if you ever managed two opinions, you'd fall over.
00:32:26I need the one person who, unlike me,
00:32:28learned to see through your bullshit long ago.
00:32:29Who's that then?
00:32:30I'm sure he would have noticed.
00:32:31The last person you think of.
00:32:34I want you to be examined by Molly Hooper.
00:32:36Do you hear me?
00:32:37I said Molly Hooper.
00:32:38You're really not going to like this.
00:32:40Like what?
00:32:46Um, hello.
00:32:48It's, uh...
00:32:49I'm sorry.
00:32:49Sherlock asked me to come.
00:32:51What, two weeks ago?
00:32:52Yeah, about two weeks.
00:32:53If you'd like to know how I predict the future.
00:32:55No, I don't care how.
00:32:56Okay, fully equipped ambulance.
00:32:57Molly can examine me on the way.
00:32:59Save time.
00:32:59Ready to go, Molly?
00:33:00Um, well...
00:33:00Just tell me when to cough.
00:33:02Hope you remembered my coat.
00:33:03Oh, sorry.
00:33:04I didn't know that you were going to be here.
00:33:06Absolutely no idea what's going on.
00:33:08Sherlock's using again.
00:33:09Oh, God.
00:33:10Um, are you sure?
00:33:12No, it's Sherlock.
00:33:13Of course I'm not sure.
00:33:15Just check him out.
00:33:19Is Molly the right person to be doing medicals?
00:33:21She's more used to dead people.
00:33:23It's bound to lower your standards.
00:33:25I don't know.
00:33:27I don't know anything anymore.
00:33:28Mrs. Hudson, as ever, you are amazing.
00:33:31No.
00:33:32You're going to have to buck up a bit, John.
00:33:34You know that, don't you?
00:33:34The game is on.
00:33:36I'll do my best.
00:33:37Anything you need.
00:33:38Any time.
00:33:39Just ask.
00:33:40Anything at all.
00:33:48Sometimes can I borrow your car?
00:33:50No.
00:33:51Okay.
00:33:57He knew you'd get a new therapist after I died
00:33:59because you'd need to change everything.
00:34:01That's just what you're like.
00:34:07Thanks.
00:34:08You keep your weekends for Rosie,
00:34:10so you needed to see someone during working hours.
00:34:12Because you're an idiot,
00:34:13you don't want anyone at the surgery knowing you're in therapy,
00:34:15so that restricts you to lunchtime sessions
00:34:16with someone reasonably close.
00:34:19You found four men and one woman,
00:34:21and you are done with the world being explained to you by a man.
00:34:25Well, who isn't?
00:34:26So all he needed to do was find the first available lunchtime appointment
00:34:29with a female therapist within cycling distance of your surgery.
00:34:32My God, he knows you.
00:34:33No, he doesn't.
00:34:35I'm in your head, John.
00:34:36You're disagreeing with yourself.
00:34:37You ready, sir?
00:34:38Yes, I am.
00:34:40He is the cleverest man in the world,
00:34:42but he's not a monster.
00:34:43Yeah, he is.
00:34:44Yeah, okay.
00:34:44All right, he is.
00:34:46But he's our monster.
00:34:49I'm a killer.
00:34:54You know I'm a killer.
00:34:57But did you know I'm a...
00:35:00Cut there.
00:35:01What was that?
00:35:02Was that a light?
00:35:03Oh, was that me?
00:35:05Was that too good?
00:35:06Huh?
00:35:07I'm not used here.
00:35:18Well, how is he?
00:35:20Basically fine.
00:35:21I've seen healthier people on the slab.
00:35:23Yeah, but to be fair, you work with murder victims.
00:35:25They tend to be quite young.
00:35:26Not funny.
00:35:27A little bit funny.
00:35:28If you keep taking what you're taking at the rate you're taking it,
00:35:31you've got weeks.
00:35:32Exactly.
00:35:33Weeks.
00:35:33Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
00:35:35For Christ's sake, Sherlock, it's not a game.
00:35:37I'm worried about you, Molly.
00:35:37You seem very stressed.
00:35:38I'm stressed.
00:35:39You're dying.
00:35:40Yeah, well, I'm ahead then.
00:35:41Stress can ruin every day of your life.
00:35:42Dying can only ruin one.
00:35:43So this is real?
00:35:44Well, you've really lost it.
00:35:45You're actually out of control.
00:35:46When have I ever been there?
00:35:47Since the day I met you.
00:35:48Oh, clever boy.
00:35:48Missed you fumbling around the place.
00:35:50I thought this was some kind of...
00:35:50What?
00:35:51A trick.
00:35:53Of course, it's not a trick.
00:35:53It's a plan.
00:35:54Mr. Holmes!
00:35:5630 feet enclosing the most significant undetected serial killer
00:35:59in British criminal history.
00:36:00Help me bring him down.
00:36:02What plan?
00:36:03I'm not telling you.
00:36:03Why not?
00:36:04Because you won't like it.
00:36:05Mr. Holmes!
00:36:08I don't do handshakes.
00:36:12It'll have to be a hug.
00:36:13I know.
00:36:15Oh, Sherlock.
00:36:18Oh, Sherlock.
00:36:20What can I say?
00:36:21Thanks to you, we're everywhere.
00:36:23Mr. Holmes, how did Culverton talk you into this?
00:36:26Well, he's a detective.
00:36:28Maybe I just confessed.
00:36:31Come on.
00:36:33Now, it's a new kind of breakfast serial.
00:36:37Mr. Holmes, can you put on the hat?
00:36:38Yeah, he doesn't really wear the hat.
00:36:40Kids will be getting two of their five a day
00:36:42before they've even left home.
00:36:45Sherlock's been amazing for us.
00:36:47Breakfast has got to be cool.
00:36:49We're beyond viral.
00:36:50And you know what makes it cool when you're a kid?
00:36:52What?
00:36:52Sorry, beyond what?
00:36:53It's dangerous.
00:36:56I'm a killer.
00:36:58No, I'm a killer.
00:37:03But did you know I'm a serial killer?
00:37:09Mmm.
00:37:12And clap there.
00:37:19Wish I'd bag that up.
00:37:21Sell it.
00:37:22Make money for that on eBay.
00:37:24I can make more of you, huh?
00:37:26Anytime you like.
00:37:29Has it occurred to you,
00:37:30anywhere in your drug-addled brain,
00:37:32that you've just been played?
00:37:33Oh, yes.
00:37:34For an ad campaign?
00:37:36Brilliant, isn't it?
00:37:37Brilliant.
00:37:38It's safest place to hide.
00:37:41Plain sight.
00:37:43Mr. Holmes,
00:37:44Calverton wants to know if you're okay
00:37:45going straight to the hospital.
00:37:47Hospital?
00:37:48Calverton's doing a visit.
00:37:50The kids would love to meet you both.
00:37:52I think he's sort of promised.
00:37:55Oh, okay.
00:38:04What are we doing here?
00:38:06What's the point?
00:38:07I needed a hug.
00:38:13What do you think, Mr. Holmes?
00:38:15Serial killer.
00:38:16It's funny, because it's true.
00:38:19See you at the hospital.
00:38:21Oh, you can have this back now.
00:38:26Have what back?
00:38:27Thanks for the hug.
00:38:29Oh, I sent and deleted a text.
00:38:30You might get a reply, but I doubt it.
00:38:33It's password protected.
00:38:34Please.
00:38:37We're going to have endless fun, Mr. Holmes.
00:38:39Aren't we?
00:38:40No.
00:38:42No, not endless.
00:38:49Need another hit, do you?
00:38:51I can wait until the hospital.
00:39:00You involved much?
00:39:02Sorry?
00:39:03I'm with Mr. Holmes, Sherlock, and all his cases.
00:39:06Yeah, I'm John Watson.
00:39:08Okay.
00:39:10Dr. Watson.
00:39:11I love his blog, do you?
00:39:12His blog.
00:39:13Why don't you read it?
00:39:14You mean my blog?
00:39:15Say what you like about addiction.
00:39:16The day is full of highlights.
00:39:18Oh, Mr. Holmes, you feeling better?
00:39:20Psychedelic.
00:39:21I was just saying, I love your blog.
00:39:22Great.
00:39:23It's my blog.
00:39:23He is.
00:39:24He writes the blog.
00:39:25It's yours?
00:39:25Yes.
00:39:27You write Sherlock's blog?
00:39:28Yes.
00:39:30It's gone downhill a bit, isn't it?
00:39:33It's this way, then.
00:39:41Oh, my God, I love your blog.
00:39:44You're welcome.
00:39:44Right, here he comes, the internet tech.
00:39:47You all know Sherlock Holmes.
00:39:49Yeah!
00:39:51Oh, and Dr. Watson, of course.
00:39:59Mr. Holmes, I was wondering, well, we all were, weren't we?
00:40:03Maybe you could tell us about some of your cases.
00:40:06No.
00:40:06Yes.
00:40:07Yes.
00:40:08Absolutely, yes.
00:40:09The main feature of interest in the field of criminal investigation is not the sensational
00:40:13aspects of the crime itself, but rather the iron chain of reasoning from cause to effect
00:40:18that reveals, step by step, the solution.
00:40:21That's the only truly remarkable aspect of the entire affair.
00:40:24Now, I will share with you the facts and evidence as they were available to me, and
00:40:29in this very room, you will all attempt to solve the case of Blessington the Poisoner.
00:40:34I think you finally gave away the ending.
00:40:35There were five main suspects.
00:40:37One of them called Blessington.
00:40:38But it's more about how he did it.
00:40:39Poison?
00:40:40Okay.
00:40:41Dreacliff House.
00:40:42Remember that one, John?
00:40:44One murder, ten suspects.
00:40:46Ten, yeah.
00:40:46All of them guilty.
00:40:47Sherlock.
00:40:49And what did you call that one, John?
00:40:51Something to do with murder at the zoo.
00:40:52Yeah, I called it murder at the zoo.
00:40:54Or was it the case of the killer orangutan?
00:40:59You should be wearing the hat.
00:41:01The kids would love the hat.
00:41:03So, any more questions?
00:41:05No.
00:41:06I don't think so.
00:41:07No?
00:41:08Mr. Holmes?
00:41:08Good, then.
00:41:10How do you catch a serial killer?
00:41:14Same way you catch any other killer?
00:41:17No.
00:41:18Most killers kill someone they know.
00:41:20You're looking for a murderer in a tiny social grouping.
00:41:23Mr. Smith, I'm just wondering, maybe this isn't a suitable subject for the children.
00:41:28Miss Cornish, how long have you been with us now?
00:41:31Seven years.
00:41:35Seven years.
00:41:38Okay.
00:41:42Serial killers choose their victims at random.
00:41:45Surely that must make it more difficult.
00:41:47Some of them advertise.
00:41:50Do they really?
00:41:51Serial killing is an expression of power, ego, a signature in human destruction.
00:41:59Ultimately, for full satisfaction, it requires plain sight.
00:42:04Additionally, serial killers are easily profiled.
00:42:07They tend to be social outcasts, educationally subnormal.
00:42:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:12You're just talking about the ones you know, the ones you've caught.
00:42:15But hello, dummy.
00:42:16You only catch the dumb ones.
00:42:18Now, imagine if the Queen wanted to kill some people.
00:42:23What would happen then?
00:42:24All that power, all that money, sweet little government, dancing, attendance.
00:42:29A whole country, just to keep her warm and fat.
00:42:35Hmm.
00:42:37We all love the Queen, don't we?
00:42:39And I bet she'd love you lot.
00:42:40It's all right, everyone.
00:42:41I can personally assure you that Sherlock Holmes is not about to arrest the Queen.
00:42:44Well, of course not.
00:42:46Not her majesty.
00:42:49Money, power, fame.
00:42:51Some things make you untouchable.
00:42:54God save the Queen.
00:42:55She could open a slaughterhouse and we'd all probably pay the entrance fee.
00:42:59No one's untouchable.
00:43:01No one?
00:43:05Look at you all.
00:43:07So gloomy.
00:43:08Can I take a joke?
00:43:10The Queen.
00:43:11If the Queen was a serial killer, I'd be the first person she'd tell.
00:43:16We have that kind of friendship.
00:43:18A big round of applause for Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
00:43:23Come on.
00:43:25Wonderful.
00:43:27Thank you so much for coming.
00:43:31Where are we going now?
00:43:32I want to show you my favourite room.
00:43:35Let's go in here.
00:43:39So you've had another one of your little meetings?
00:43:41It's just a monthly top-up.
00:43:44Confession is good for the soul.
00:43:46Providing you can delete it.
00:43:47What's TD-12?
00:43:48It's a memory inhibitor.
00:43:50Bliss.
00:43:51Bliss.
00:43:53Opt-in ignorance.
00:43:54Makes the world go round.
00:43:56Anyone ever opt to remember?
00:43:58Some people take the drip out.
00:44:00Yeah, some people have the same urges.
00:44:02Oh, come on.
00:44:03Wasted time.
00:44:04Indeed.
00:44:04You have, I estimate, 20 minutes left.
00:44:08Sorry?
00:44:09I sent a text from your phone, remember?
00:44:11It was read almost immediately, factoring in a degree of shock, an emotional decision,
00:44:14and a journey time based on the associated address.
00:44:16I'd say that your life, as you know, it has 20 minutes left to run.
00:44:20Well, no.
00:44:2017 and a half, to be precise.
00:44:21It's probably rounded up for dramatic effect, so please do show us your favourite room.
00:44:25It'll give you a chance to say goodbye.
00:44:29Ed, come along.
00:44:36The game is on.
00:44:39Do you still miss me?
00:44:44Speaking of serial killers, you know he's my favourite.
00:44:47Other than yourself.
00:44:50H.H. Holmes.
00:44:51Relative of yours?
00:44:53Not as far as I know.
00:44:54You should check.
00:44:56What an idiot.
00:45:00Everyone out.
00:45:03Mr. Smith, we're actually in the middle of something.
00:45:07Saeed, isn't it?
00:45:09Saeed, yes.
00:45:11How long have you been working here now?
00:45:13Four years.
00:45:14Four years.
00:45:16Well, that's a long time, isn't it?
00:45:19Four years.
00:45:23Okay, everyone.
00:45:26Five minutes.
00:45:27Come back in ten.
00:45:36Saeed.
00:45:37This time, knock.
00:45:44How can you do that?
00:45:46I mean, how are you even allowed in here?
00:45:47Oh, I can go anywhere I like.
00:45:50Anywhere at all.
00:45:52They gave you keys?
00:45:52They presented them to me.
00:45:54There was a ceremony.
00:45:56You can watch that on YouTube.
00:45:58Home secretary was there.
00:45:59So, your favourite room, the mortuary.
00:46:02What do you think?
00:46:03Tough crowd.
00:46:05Oh, I don't know.
00:46:08I've always found them quite liable.
00:46:10Don't do that.
00:46:11She's fine.
00:46:13She's dead.
00:46:16H.H. Holmes loved the dead.
00:46:19He mass-produced them.
00:46:20Serial killer.
00:46:21Active during the Chicago fair.
00:46:22You know what he did?
00:46:23He built a hotel, a special hotel, just to kill people.
00:46:27You know, with a hanging room, gas chamber, specially adapted furnace.
00:46:32You know, like Sweeney Todd.
00:46:34Without the pies.
00:46:38Stupid.
00:46:39Sounds stupid.
00:46:42Why stupid?
00:46:43With all that effort.
00:46:46You don't build a beach if you want to hide a pebble.
00:46:48You just find a beach.
00:46:50And if you want to hide a murder, you want to hide lots and lots of murders.
00:46:55Just find a hospital.
00:47:00Can we be clear?
00:47:01Are you confessing?
00:47:03To what?
00:47:04The way you're talking.
00:47:07Sorry.
00:47:09Yes.
00:47:11You mean, am I a serial killer?
00:47:13Or am I just trying to mess with your funny little head?
00:47:16Well, it's true.
00:47:17I do like to mess with people.
00:47:19And yes, I am a bit creepy.
00:47:21But that's just my USP.
00:47:23I use it to sell breakfast cereal.
00:47:25But am I what he says I am?
00:47:27Is that what you're asking?
00:47:30Yes.
00:47:32Well, let me ask you this.
00:47:35Are you really a doctor?
00:47:37Yeah, of course I am.
00:47:39Well, no, a medical doctor.
00:47:40You know, not just fetal media studies or something.
00:47:44I'm a doctor.
00:47:46Are you serious?
00:47:48Are you serious?
00:47:49Not really.
00:47:51Are you?
00:47:53Are you...
00:47:54Are you actually serious?
00:47:58I've played along with this joke.
00:48:00It's not funny anymore.
00:48:02Look at him.
00:48:03Go ahead, look at him.
00:48:04Dr. Watson.
00:48:06Hmm?
00:48:07Oh, no.
00:48:07I'll lay it out for you.
00:48:09There are two possible explanations for what's going on here.
00:48:11Either I'm a serial killer.
00:48:14Or Sherlock Holmes is off his tits on drugs.
00:48:17Hmm?
00:48:19Illusional paranoia about a public personality.
00:48:22That's not so special.
00:48:23It's not even new.
00:48:24I think you need to tell your faithful little friend
00:48:27about how you're wasting his time
00:48:29because you're too high to know what's real anymore.
00:48:38I apologize.
00:48:40I-I-I've miscalculated.
00:48:43I forgot to factor in the traffic.
00:48:47Nineteen and a half minutes.
00:48:51The footsteps you're about here will be very familiar to you,
00:48:54not least because there'll be three impacts rather than two.
00:48:56The third, of course, will be the end of a walking cane.
00:49:00Your daughter, Faith's walking cane.
00:49:03Why would she be here?
00:49:04You invited her.
00:49:06You sent her a text, or technically I sent her a text,
00:49:09but she's not the name.
00:49:13Let's see if I can recall.
00:49:15Faith, I can stand it no longer.
00:49:18I've confessed to my crimes.
00:49:20Please forgive me.
00:49:22How would that have any effect?
00:49:24You don't know her.
00:49:25Oh, but I do.
00:49:27I spent a whole evening with her.
00:49:30We had chips.
00:49:32I think she liked me.
00:49:33You don't know, Faith.
00:49:34You simply do not.
00:49:36I know you care about her deeply.
00:49:38I know you invited her to one of your special board meetings.
00:49:41You care what she thinks.
00:49:46You maintain an impressive facade.
00:49:50But I think it's about to break.
00:49:53Did you know?
00:49:54She came to Baker Street.
00:49:55No, she didn't.
00:49:56Of course I didn't.
00:49:57She came to see me because she was scared of her daddy.
00:50:02Never happened.
00:50:03Is this another one of your drug-fueled fantasies?
00:50:06You didn't see him take the scalpel?
00:50:08Nobody saw him.
00:50:09So you didn't know what was about to happen?
00:50:11Of course I didn't know.
00:50:12Well, let's see, shall we?
00:50:13Faith, stop loitering at the door and come in.
00:50:15This is your father's favourite room.
00:50:19Come and meet his best friends.
00:50:22Dad?
00:50:24What's happening?
00:50:25What was that text?
00:50:27You having one of your jokes?
00:50:31Who are you?
00:50:49Who the hell are you?
00:50:52Sherlock Holmes, surely you recognise him.
00:50:54Oh, my God.
00:50:56Sherlock Holmes.
00:50:58I love your blog.
00:51:00You're not there.
00:51:01You're not the woman who came to Baker Street.
00:51:03Oh, well, no.
00:51:04Never been there.
00:51:05Well, there must have been some buildup.
00:51:07He didn't just suddenly do it.
00:51:08Look, I didn't know he had the bloody scalpel.
00:51:10Sorry, I'm not sure I completely understand.
00:51:12Understand what?
00:51:14Well, I thought you two were old friends.
00:51:17No.
00:51:18We've never met.
00:51:19Oh, dear.
00:51:21Have we?
00:51:22Oh, no.
00:51:23Sherlock?
00:51:24So who came to my flat?
00:51:26It wasn't me.
00:51:28No.
00:51:31You look different.
00:51:33I wasn't there.
00:51:35Who came to my flat?
00:51:37I'm sorry, Mr. Holmes, but...
00:51:39I don't think I've ever been anywhere near your flat.
00:51:43Oh, dear.
00:51:45Oh, no.
00:51:46Oh, dear.
00:51:47Who's all of you?
00:51:48My friend.
00:51:50Anyone?
00:51:51Oh, no.
00:51:52No.
00:51:56Chase?
00:51:58Oh, God.
00:51:59Oh, God.
00:51:59Come on.
00:52:03Oh, no.
00:52:11Sherlock?
00:52:13Sherlock?
00:52:13You all right?
00:52:14Sherlock, you OK?
00:52:15I'm watching.
00:52:15He's coming away from me.
00:52:16I've got a what?
00:52:17I've got a scalpel.
00:52:18You picked it up from that table.
00:52:19I saw you take it.
00:52:19I see.
00:52:23I saw you take it.
00:52:24I saw you.
00:52:25I saw you.
00:52:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:52:27Shut up.
00:52:27Do you want to put that down?
00:52:28Oh, my God.
00:52:31Stop laughing at me.
00:52:32I'm not laughing.
00:52:33He's not laughing, Sherlock.
00:52:34Stop laughing at me.
00:52:36Stop.
00:52:38Oh, Christ.
00:52:42I keep wondering if we should have seen it coming.
00:52:44Not long ago, he shot Charles Magnusson in the face.
00:52:46We did see it coming.
00:52:47We always saw it coming.
00:52:48But it was fun.
00:52:50Come in.
00:52:51Sir, you probably want to see this.
00:52:57Harold Chorley reporting earlier today.
00:53:00Mr. Smith stated he had no interest in bringing charges.
00:53:04I'm a fan of Sherlock Holmes.
00:53:05I'm a big fan.
00:53:06I don't really know what happened today.
00:53:09To be honest, I don't think I'd be standing here now if it wasn't for Dr. Watson.
00:53:14Stop laughing at me.
00:53:15Help me.
00:53:15Shut up.
00:53:18Stop it.
00:53:19Stop it now.
00:53:21Is it true he's being treated in your hospital?
00:53:23It's not actually my hospital.
00:53:24Well, it is a little bit my hospital.
00:53:27But I can promise you this.
00:53:29He's going to get the best of care.
00:53:31I might even move him to my favorite room.
00:53:33Calverton Smith earlier today.
00:53:35You're not in a...
00:53:41He's right, you know.
00:53:42He probably saved his life.
00:53:44What are you doing?
00:53:46Wake up!
00:53:47I've already hit him, Greg.
00:53:48Hit him hard.
00:53:51Is this a game?
00:53:54It's a bloody game.
00:54:02Please.
00:54:03Please, please, please.
00:54:04No violence.
00:54:06Thank you, Dr. Watson.
00:54:09I don't think he's a danger anymore.
00:54:12Leave him be.
00:54:14No, it's okay.
00:54:17Let him do what he wants.
00:54:20He's entitled.
00:54:24I killed his wife.
00:54:28Yes, you did.
00:54:29I
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:58I don't know.
00:55:04Oh, hi.
00:55:07I just need to say hello.
00:55:09No, I just need to say goodbye.
00:55:11I'm sure he'll pull through.
00:55:13Yeah, he's made a terrible mess of himself,
00:55:15but he's awfully strong, so he must look on the bright side.
00:55:25Oh.
00:55:29Parting gift.
00:55:30Oh, that's nice.
00:55:31A walking stick.
00:55:33Yeah, it was mine from a long time ago.
00:55:38Hello, Ward 73.
00:55:40Oh, Dr. Watson.
00:55:43It's for you.
00:55:45Yeah.
00:55:48Hello, Mycroft.
00:55:50There's a car downstairs.
00:55:55You know, he should definitely have worn the hat.
00:55:57Still thinking about Sherlock?
00:55:59No, you are.
00:56:01Are you disapproving face on her?
00:56:02Well, seeing as I'm inside your head,
00:56:04I think we can call that self-loathing.
00:56:16No, she's heading for her.
00:56:18Yeah, I'm not trying to explain what she was there.
00:56:18No.
00:56:19No.
00:56:23No.
00:56:23No.
00:56:35No, no.
00:56:53Where is she? Where's Mrs. Hudson?
00:56:54She'll be up in a moment.
00:56:55What are you doing?
00:56:56Have you noticed the kitchen?
00:56:57It's practically a meth lab.
00:56:59I'm trying to establish exactly what drove Sherlock off the rails.
00:57:02Any ideas?
00:57:02Are these spooks?
00:57:05Are you using spooks now to look after your family?
00:57:08Hang on, are they tidying?
00:57:09Sherlock is a security concern.
00:57:10The fact that I'm his brother changes nothing.
00:57:12Yeah, you said that before.
00:57:13Ask him.
00:57:14Why fixate on Culverton Smith?
00:57:17He's had his obsessions before, of course,
00:57:19but this goes a bit further than setting a man trap for Father Christmas.
00:57:22Do it. Ask him.
00:57:23Spending all night talking to a woman who wasn't even there.
00:57:25Shut up, you.
00:57:26Mycroft, last time when we were on the phone...
00:57:28No, no, no, no, stop.
00:57:29I detest conversation in the past tense.
00:57:31You said the fact you were his brother made no difference.
00:57:33It doesn't.
00:57:34You said it didn't the last time, and it wouldn't with Sherlock.
00:57:37So who was it the last time?
00:57:38Who are you talking about?
00:57:39Atta boy.
00:57:40Nobody.
00:57:42I misspoke.
00:57:43He's lying.
00:57:44You're lying.
00:57:45I assure you I'm not.
00:57:46He really is lying.
00:57:49Sherlock's not your only brother.
00:57:51There's another one, isn't there?
00:57:53No.
00:57:54Jesus.
00:57:55A secret brother.
00:57:56What, is he locked up in a tower or something?
00:57:58Why, Croft Holmes?
00:58:00What are all these dreadful people doing in my house?
00:58:03Mrs. Hudson, I apologize for the interruption.
00:58:05As you know, my brother has embarked on a program of self-destruction remarkable even by his standards,
00:58:10and I'm endeavoring to find out what triggered it.
00:58:12And that's what you're all looking for?
00:58:14Quite so.
00:58:14What's on his mind?
00:58:16So to speak.
00:58:17And you've had all this time?
00:58:18Time being something of which we don't have an infinite supply,
00:58:20so if we could be about our business...
00:58:25You're so funny, you are.
00:58:27Mrs. Hudson?
00:58:28He thinks you're clever.
00:58:29Poor old Sherlock.
00:58:31Always going on about you.
00:58:32I mean, he knows you're an idiot, but that's okay, because you're a lovely doctor.
00:58:35But he has no idea what an idiot you are.
00:58:38Is this merely stream of consciousness abuse, or are you attempting to make a point?
00:58:42You want to know what's bothering Sherlock?
00:58:44Easiest thing in the world.
00:58:45Anyone can do it.
00:58:46I know his thought processes better than any other human being,
00:58:49so please try to understand.
00:58:50He's not about thinking.
00:58:52Not Sherlock.
00:58:53Of course he is.
00:58:54Oh, no.
00:58:55He's more emotional, isn't he?
00:58:57Unsolved case.
00:58:58Shoot the wall.
00:59:00Unmade breakfast.
00:59:01Karate the fridge.
00:59:02Unanswered question.
00:59:03Well, what does he do with anything he can't answer, John, every time?
00:59:07He stabs it.
00:59:09Anything he can't find the answer for, bang, it's up there.
00:59:13I keep telling him if he was any good as a detective, I wouldn't need a new mantle.
00:59:21If you're watching this, I'm probably dead.
00:59:25Okay, no.
00:59:26Stop that now, please.
00:59:28Everybody out.
00:59:29Now.
00:59:30All of you.
00:59:31This is my house, this is my friend, and that's his departed wife.
00:59:36Anyone who stays here a minute longer is admitting to me personally they do not have a single spark of
00:59:40human decency.
00:59:50Get out of my house, you reptile.
01:00:02You've been ages waking up.
01:00:04I watched you.
01:00:07It's quite lovely in this way.
01:00:10Take it easy.
01:00:11It's okay.
01:00:13I don't want to rush this.
01:00:16You want Sherlock Holmes?
01:00:18I'm giving you a case, Sherlock.
01:00:21Might be the hardest case of your career.
01:00:24When I'm gone, if I'm gone, I need you to do something for me.
01:00:32Save John Watson.
01:00:34Save him, Sherlock.
01:00:36John, you want to watch this later?
01:00:38Save him.
01:00:40Don't think anyone else is going to save him because there isn't anyone.
01:00:43It's up to you.
01:00:45Save him.
01:00:47But I do think you're going to need a little bit of help with that because you're not exactly good
01:00:50with people.
01:00:50So here's a few things you need to know about the man we both love.
01:00:54And more importantly, what you're going to need to do to save him.
01:01:02How did you get it?
01:01:05Police went outside of it.
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:08Can't you guess?
01:01:12Secret door.
01:01:14I built this whole wing.
01:01:16I kept firing the architect to build this other one.
01:01:20Knew quite how it all fitted together.
01:01:23I can slip in and out.
01:01:25Anywhere I like, you know.
01:01:28But not get the urge.
01:01:30H.A. Jones.
01:01:32Murder castle.
01:01:33But done right.
01:01:35I have a question for you.
01:01:37Why are you here?
01:01:38It's like you walked into my den and laid down in front of me.
01:01:43Why?
01:01:45You know why I'm here.
01:01:47I'd like to hear you say it.
01:01:50Say it for me, please.
01:01:54I want you to kill me.
01:02:00John.
01:02:03I can't.
01:02:09If you increased the dosage four or five times, toxic shock should shut me down within about an hour.
01:02:16Then I restored the settings.
01:02:18Everyone assumes it was a fault or...
01:02:21You just gave up the ghost.
01:02:23Yes.
01:02:25You're rather good at this.
01:02:29Before we start, tell me how you feel.
01:02:34I...
01:02:35I feel scared.
01:02:38Be more specific.
01:02:40You only get to do this the once.
01:02:43I'm scared of dying.
01:02:45You wanted this, though.
01:02:49I have reasons.
01:02:51But you don't actually want to die.
01:02:54No.
01:02:55Good.
01:02:59Say that for me.
01:03:01Say it.
01:03:02I don't want to die.
01:03:05And again.
01:03:06I don't.
01:03:07Want to die.
01:03:12Once more for luck.
01:03:14I don't want to die.
01:03:17I don't.
01:03:18I don't want to die.
01:03:22Lovely.
01:03:26Here it comes.
01:03:34Please, I don't think he's safe.
01:03:36No, he's fine.
01:03:37I've got a man on the door.
01:03:38What do you think's happened?
01:03:38I don't know.
01:03:39Something.
01:03:40Mary left a message.
01:03:41What message?
01:03:42John Watson never accepts help.
01:03:46Not from anyone.
01:03:47Not ever.
01:03:47But here's the thing.
01:03:49He never refuses it.
01:03:50So, here's what you are going to do.
01:03:54So tell me.
01:03:55Why are we doing this?
01:03:56To what do I owe the pleasure?
01:03:58I wanted to hear your confession.
01:04:01Needed to know I was right.
01:04:03Why do you need to die?
01:04:05The mortuary.
01:04:06Your favorite room.
01:04:10You talk to the dead.
01:04:12You make your confession to them.
01:04:17Sorry, sir.
01:04:18What?
01:04:18What do you mean?
01:04:21Did the doors jam?
01:04:22Oh, is that door locked itself again?
01:04:25Yeah, it's always doing that.
01:04:26You can't save John because he won't let you.
01:04:29He won't allow himself to be saved.
01:04:32The only way to save John is to make him save you.
01:04:37Why do you do it?
01:04:39Why do I kill?
01:04:42It's not about hatred or revenge.
01:04:45I'm not a dark person.
01:04:48Killing human beings.
01:04:55It just makes me incredibly happy.
01:05:06You know, in films, when you see dead people pretending to be dead,
01:05:11and it's just living, people lying down.
01:05:15That's not what dead people look like.
01:05:18Dead people look like things.
01:05:22I like to make people into things.
01:05:26Then you can own them.
01:05:28You know what?
01:05:29I'm getting a little impatient.
01:05:45Take a big breath, if you want.
01:05:48Go to hell, Sherlock.
01:05:52Go right into hell, and make it look like you mean it.
01:05:55Murder is a very difficult addiction to manage.
01:05:58People don't realize how much work goes into it.
01:06:01You have to be careful.
01:06:02Maybe if you're rich or famous and loved, it's amazing what people are prepared to ignore.
01:06:10There's always someone desperate about to go missing.
01:06:13And no one is supposed to suspect murder if it's easier to suspect something else.
01:06:20I just have to ration myself.
01:06:22Choose the right heart to stop.
01:06:23Go and pick a fight with a bad guy.
01:06:26Put yourself in harm's way.
01:06:28Please maintain eye contact.
01:06:31Maintain eye contact.
01:06:33Maintain eye contact.
01:06:35Maintain eye contact.
01:06:37Watch it.
01:06:37I'll pass it.
01:06:38If he thinks you need him, I swear, he will be there.
01:06:56Mr. Holmes, you're okay?
01:06:57What were you doing, Tony?
01:06:58What were you doing?
01:07:00This is distress.
01:07:01I'm helping you.
01:07:01Restrain him now.
01:07:02Do it.
01:07:03I was trying to help him.
01:07:04Sherlock, what was he doing to you?
01:07:05Suffocating me.
01:07:07Overdosing me.
01:07:07On what?
01:07:08Saline.
01:07:08Saline?
01:07:09Yeah, saline.
01:07:10What do you mean, saline?
01:07:11Well, obviously, I got nurse Cornish to switch the bags.
01:07:15She's a big fan, you know.
01:07:16Loves my blog.
01:07:18You're okay?
01:07:19No, of course I'm not okay.
01:07:20Malnourished, double kidney failure, and frankly, I've been off my tits for weeks.
01:07:23What kind of a doctor are you?
01:07:26Oh, I got my confession, though, didn't I?
01:07:28Well, I don't recall making any confession.
01:07:31What would I be confessing to?
01:07:32You can listen to it later.
01:07:34Oh, there is no confession to listen to.
01:07:35Oh, Mr. Holmes, I don't know if this is relevant, but we found three potential recording devices
01:07:41in the pockets of your coat.
01:07:42All your possessions were searched.
01:07:44Sorry.
01:07:48I was speaking of something comforting about the number three.
01:07:51People always give up after three.
01:07:57What?
01:07:58What is it?
01:07:58What?
01:08:03You cock.
01:08:04Yeah.
01:08:06Utter, utter cock.
01:08:07I'll do the first time.
01:08:13How does it open?
01:08:14Screw the top.
01:08:22Two weeks ago?
01:08:23Three.
01:08:23I'm not predictable.
01:08:25No.
01:08:28I'm just a cock.
01:08:39It's funny.
01:08:41I never realised confessing it would be so enjoyable.
01:08:45I should have done it sooner.
01:08:48Carry on tomorrow.
01:08:50Well, we could carry on now.
01:08:52I'm not tired.
01:08:53There's loads more.
01:08:55Tomorrow.
01:08:56You know, I am going to be so famous now.
01:09:00You're already famous?
01:09:02Yeah.
01:09:02With this, I can break America.
01:09:10I had, of course, I hadn't really anticipated that I'd hallucinated meeting his daughter.
01:09:20Basically, he trashed himself on drugs so that you'd help him, so that you'd have something to do.
01:09:24Something doctory.
01:09:25You get that now, though?
01:09:26I'm still a bit troubled, but the daughter did seem very real.
01:09:30She gave me information I couldn't have acquired elsewhere.
01:09:32But she wasn't ever here?
01:09:35Interesting, isn't it?
01:09:36I have theorised before that if one could attenuate to ever-available data stream in the world simultaneously,
01:09:39it would be possible to anticipate and deduce almost anything.
01:09:45So you dreamed up a magic woman who told you things you didn't know?
01:09:48That sounds about right to me.
01:09:50Possibly I'm biased.
01:09:52Perhaps.
01:09:53The drugs opened certain doors in my mind.
01:09:58I'm intrigued.
01:09:59I know you are.
01:10:00Which is why we're all taking it in turns to keep you off the sweeties.
01:10:03I thought we were just hanging out.
01:10:08Molly will be here in 20 minutes.
01:10:09Well, I do think I can last 20 minutes without supervision.
01:10:14Well, if you're sure.
01:10:16Christ, John, stay. Talk.
01:10:20Sorry, it's just, you know, Rosie.
01:10:22Yes, of course, Rosie.
01:10:23Don't solve a crime together. Make him wear the hat.
01:10:26You'll be okay for 20 minutes?
01:10:28Yes, yes.
01:10:29Sorry, I wasn't thinking of Rosie.
01:10:31No problem.
01:10:31We should come and see her soon.
01:10:35Yes.
01:10:36Actually, he should wear the hat as a special tribute to me.
01:10:38I'm dead.
01:10:38I would really appreciate it.
01:10:40Oh, by the way, the recordings will probably be inadmissible.
01:10:43Sorry, what?
01:10:44Well, technically it's entrapment, so it might get thrown out as evidence.
01:10:46Not that that matters.
01:10:47Apparently he can't stop confessing.
01:10:49That's good.
01:10:50Yeah.
01:10:57Are you okay?
01:10:59Well, no, no, I'm not okay.
01:11:01I'm never going to be okay.
01:11:02We'll just have to accept that it is what it is.
01:11:05And what it is is shit.
01:11:08John, do better.
01:11:12You didn't kill Mary.
01:11:14Mary died saving your life.
01:11:15It's her choice.
01:11:16No one made her do it.
01:11:17No one could ever make her do anything.
01:11:18But the point is, you did not kill her.
01:11:23In saving my life, she conferred a value on it.
01:11:27It is a currency I do not know how to spend.
01:11:34It is what it is.
01:11:39I'm tomorrow, six till ten.
01:11:40I'll see you then.
01:11:41Looking forward to it?
01:11:42Yeah.
01:11:44Ah!
01:11:47That noise, that's a text alert noise.
01:11:49What was that?
01:11:52Hmm?
01:11:53What was what?
01:11:53That's the text alert of Irene Adler.
01:11:55She's the scary mad one, right?
01:11:57That noise.
01:11:58What noise?
01:11:59She's dead.
01:12:01Oh, I bet she isn't dead.
01:12:03I bet he saved her.
01:12:04Oh, my God.
01:12:06Oh, the posh boy loves the dominatrix.
01:12:09He's never knowingly under cliched, is he?
01:12:11John?
01:12:13I'm going to make a deduction.
01:12:14Oh, okay.
01:12:15That's good.
01:12:16And if my deduction is right, you're going to be honest and tell me, okay?
01:12:19Okay.
01:12:20Though I should mention that it is possible for any given text alert to become randomly attached to...
01:12:24Happy birthday.
01:12:28Thank you, John.
01:12:29That's very kind of you.
01:12:31Never knew when your birthday was.
01:12:32No, you do.
01:12:35Seriously, we're not going to talk about this.
01:12:36Talk about what?
01:12:37I mean, how does it work?
01:12:38How does what work?
01:12:39You and the woman.
01:12:40Do you go to a discreet harvester sometimes?
01:12:42Is there nights of passion in High Wycombe?
01:12:45Oh, for God's sakes.
01:12:46I don't text her back.
01:12:47Why not?
01:12:49You bloody moron.
01:12:52She's out there.
01:12:53She likes you.
01:12:54And she's alive.
01:12:55And do you have the first idea how lucky you are?
01:12:58Yes, she's a lunatic.
01:12:59She's a criminal.
01:13:00She's insanely dangerous.
01:13:02Trust you to fall for a sociopath.
01:13:03Oh, married an assassin.
01:13:04But she's, you know...
01:13:07What?
01:13:07Just text her back.
01:13:09Why?
01:13:09Because High Wycombe is better than you are currently equipped to understand.
01:13:13I once caught a triple poisoner in High Wycombe.
01:13:15That's only the beginning, mate.
01:13:17As I think I have explained to you many times before, romantic entanglement, while fulfilling
01:13:21for other people...
01:13:22Would complete you as a human being.
01:13:23That doesn't even mean anything.
01:13:24Just text her.
01:13:25Phone her.
01:13:26Do something while there's still a chance, because that chance doesn't last forever.
01:13:29Trust me, Sherlock.
01:13:29It's gone before you know it.
01:13:31Before you know it.
01:13:39She was wrong about me.
01:13:40Mary?
01:13:41How so?
01:13:44She thought that if you put yourself in harm's way, I'd rescue you or something.
01:13:48But I didn't.
01:13:49Not until she told me to.
01:13:51And that's how this works.
01:13:52That's what you're missing.
01:13:54She taught me to be the man she already thought I was.
01:13:56Get yourself a piece of that.
01:13:57If it can be, you are doing yourself a disservice.
01:13:59I have known many people in this world, but made few friends.
01:14:01And I can safely say...
01:14:02I cheated on her.
01:14:07No clever comeback?
01:14:08I cheated on you, Mary.
01:14:11There was a woman on the bus, and I had a plastic daisy in my hair I'd been playing with
01:14:16Rosie.
01:14:19And this girl just smiled at me.
01:14:22That's all it was.
01:14:22It was a smile.
01:14:25We texted constantly.
01:14:27You want to know when?
01:14:27Every time you left the room.
01:14:28That's when.
01:14:29When you were feeding our daughter.
01:14:31When you were stopping her from crying.
01:14:33That's when.
01:14:37That's all it was.
01:14:40Just texting.
01:14:42But I wanted more.
01:14:45And do you know something?
01:14:46I still do.
01:14:48I'm not the man you thought I was.
01:14:50I'm not that guy.
01:14:51I never could be.
01:14:52But that's the point.
01:14:57That's the whole point.
01:15:02Who you thought I was, is the man who I want to be.
01:15:11Well then.
01:15:14John Watson.
01:15:21Get the hell on with it.
01:15:39It's okay.
01:15:40It's not okay.
01:15:44No.
01:15:46But it is what it is.
01:15:55So, Molly's going to meet us at this cake place.
01:15:58But it's your birthday.
01:15:59Cake is obligatory.
01:16:01Well, I suppose a sugar high is some sort of substitute.
01:16:04Behave.
01:16:05Well then.
01:16:06You know, it's not my place to say it, but.
01:16:09It was just texting.
01:16:12People text.
01:16:13Even I text.
01:16:14Her.
01:16:14I mean, woman.
01:16:15Bad idea.
01:16:16Try not to, but you know, sometimes.
01:16:19It's not a pleasant thought, John.
01:16:21But I have this terrible feeling from time to time that we might all just be human.
01:16:26Even you?
01:16:27No.
01:16:28Even you.
01:16:32Cake.
01:16:33Cake.
01:16:34Oh, man.
01:16:36What?
01:16:36What is it?
01:16:38What's wrong?
01:16:42Seriously?
01:16:43Sherlock Holmes will wear the damn hat.
01:16:47Isn't that right, Mary?
01:16:58You seem so much better, John.
01:17:01Yeah, I am.
01:17:02I think I am.
01:17:03Not all day.
01:17:05Not every day.
01:17:05But, you know.
01:17:07It is what it is?
01:17:09Yeah.
01:17:10And Rosie?
01:17:12Beautiful.
01:17:12Perfect.
01:17:14Unprecedented in the history of children.
01:17:16That's not my bias.
01:17:18That's scientific fact.
01:17:19Good.
01:17:19And Sherlock Holmes?
01:17:21Back to normal.
01:17:22Get out!
01:17:22She's possessed by the devil.
01:17:24I swear my wife is channeling Satan.
01:17:26Yes, boring.
01:17:26Go away.
01:17:27I'm not channeling Satan.
01:17:29Why not?
01:17:30Given your immediate alternative.
01:17:39What about his brother?
01:17:40Mycroft, he's fine.
01:17:42So, you're off now.
01:17:43I won't see you for a week.
01:17:45Just spending it at home.
01:17:47Unless she calls.
01:17:49The PM.
01:17:51Yeah.
01:17:52What's this?
01:17:53My number.
01:17:54I already have your number.
01:17:55My private number.
01:17:57Why would I need that?
01:17:58I don't know.
01:17:59Maybe you'd like a drink sometime.
01:18:02Of what?
01:18:03Up to you.
01:18:04Call me.
01:18:17I mean, obviously.
01:18:18Normal and fine are both relative terms when it comes to Sherlock and Mycroft.
01:18:23Obviously.
01:18:39But I didn't mean Mycroft.
01:18:42I mean, the other one.
01:18:43Which other one?
01:18:44You know, the secret one.
01:18:46Oh, that was just something I said.
01:18:49I'm sure there's...
01:18:54How did you know about that?
01:18:55I didn't tell you that.
01:18:56I must have done.
01:18:57I really didn't.
01:18:58Well, maybe Sherlock told me.
01:19:00You've met Sherlock exactly once in this room?
01:19:04He was off his head?
01:19:05Oh, no, no.
01:19:06I met him before that.
01:19:08When?
01:19:08We spent a night together.
01:19:11It was lovely.
01:19:13We had chips.
01:19:19You know what I expected, Mr. Holmes?
01:19:25You're nicer.
01:19:37Calverton gave me Faith's original note.
01:19:40Mutual friend put us in touch.
01:19:44Did Sherlock ever tell you about the note?
01:19:47I added some deductions for Sherlock.
01:19:50It was quite good.
01:19:54But, he didn't get the big one.
01:20:07In fairness, though, it does have excellent taste in chips.
01:20:11What's that?
01:20:12What's what?
01:20:13A flower in your hair, like I had on the past.
01:20:15You look very sweet.
01:20:17But then...
01:20:20You have such nice eyes.
01:20:23Amazing the times a man doesn't really look at your face.
01:20:26Oh, you can hide behind a sexy smile or a walking cane.
01:20:30I'd just be a therapist talking about you all the time.
01:20:37Oh, please don't go anywhere.
01:20:38I'm sure the therapist who actually lives here wouldn't want blood on the carpet.
01:20:41Oh, hang on.
01:20:42It's fine.
01:20:43She's in a sack in the iron cupboard.
01:20:45Who are you?
01:20:45Isn't it obvious?
01:20:49Haven't you guessed?
01:20:50I'm Eurus.
01:20:52Eurus?
01:20:53Silly name, isn't it?
01:20:54Greek means the East Wind.
01:20:58My parents loved silly names.
01:20:59Like Eurus.
01:21:01Or Mycroft.
01:21:04Or Sherlock.
01:21:05I'll look at him.
01:21:08Didn't it ever occur to you, not even once,
01:21:09that Sherlock's secret brother might just be Sherlock's secret sister?
01:21:17He's making a funny face.
01:21:20I think I'll put a hole in it.
01:21:23I think I'll put a hole in it.