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00:00:06Just tell me what happened from the beginning.
00:00:09We've been to a bar, a nice place, and I got chatting with one of the waitresses,
00:00:16and Karen weren't happy with that, so when we get back to the hotel,
00:00:20we end up having a bit of a ding-dong, don't we?
00:00:24She's always getting at me, saying I weren't a real man.
00:00:28It wasn't a real man.
00:00:30What?
00:00:31It's not weren't, it's wasn't.
00:00:34Oh.
00:00:37Go on.
00:00:41Well, then I don't know how it happened, but suddenly there's a knife in my hands.
00:00:46And you know, me old man was a butcher, so I know how to handle knives.
00:00:50He learned us how to cut up a beast.
00:00:52Taught.
00:00:53Taught you how to cut up a beast.
00:00:56Yeah, well, then I've done it.
00:00:57Did it?
00:00:57Did it!
00:00:58Stabbed her!
00:00:59Over and over and over, and I looked down and she weren't...
00:01:06Wasn't moving no more.
00:01:09Anymore.
00:01:13God help me, I don't know how it happened, but it was an accident, I swear.
00:01:18Hey, you've got to help me, Mr. Holmes.
00:01:21Everyone says you're the best.
00:01:23Without you, I'll get hung for this.
00:01:27No, no, no, no, no, no, Mr. Peerock, not at all.
00:01:30Hanged?
00:01:31Yes.
00:01:59What the hell are you doing?
00:02:01Bored.
00:02:02What?
00:02:03Bored!
00:02:04No.
00:02:05Bored!
00:02:06Bored!
00:02:09I don't know what's gone into the criminal classes.
00:02:11Good job I'm not one of them.
00:02:14So you take it out of the wall?
00:02:15Oh, the wall had it coming.
00:02:21About that Russian case?
00:02:23Belarus.
00:02:23Open and shut domestic murder.
00:02:25Not worth my time.
00:02:26Oh, shame.
00:02:31Anything in?
00:02:32I'm starving.
00:02:34Oh.
00:02:43It's a head.
00:02:45A severed head.
00:02:46Just tea for me, thanks.
00:02:47There's a head in the fridge.
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49A bloody head.
00:02:50Where else were they supposed to put it?
00:02:52I didn't mind, do you?
00:02:53Got it from Bart's morgue.
00:02:55I'm measuring the coagulation of saliva after death.
00:02:59So you've written up the taxi driver case?
00:03:01Uh, yes.
00:03:03A study in pink.
00:03:05Nice.
00:03:06Well, you know, pink lady, pink case, pink phone.
00:03:09There was a lot of pink.
00:03:11Did you like it?
00:03:12Um, no.
00:03:13Why not?
00:03:14I thought you'd be flattered.
00:03:15Flattered.
00:03:16Sherlock sees through everything and everyone in seconds.
00:03:18What's incredible, though, is how spectacularly ignorant he is about some things.
00:03:21Now, hang on a minute.
00:03:22I didn't mean that in a...
00:03:23Oh, you meant spectacularly ignorant in a nice way.
00:03:25Look, it doesn't matter to me who's prime minister or who's sleeping with who.
00:03:30Or that the earth goes around the sun.
00:03:31Oh, God, that again.
00:03:31It's not important.
00:03:33Not impo...
00:03:34It's primary school stuff.
00:03:36How can you not know that?
00:03:37If I ever did, I've deleted it.
00:03:39Deleted it?
00:03:40Listen.
00:03:42This is my hard drive, and it only makes sense to put things in there that are useful.
00:03:46Really useful.
00:03:48I wouldn't read people fill their heads with all kinds of rubbish,
00:03:50and that makes it hard to get at the stuff that matters.
00:03:52Do you see?
00:03:54But it's the solar system.
00:03:56Oh, hell.
00:03:57What does that matter?
00:03:58So we go around this sun, if we went around the moon,
00:04:00or round and round the garden like a teddy bear,
00:04:02it wouldn't make any difference.
00:04:03All that matters to me is the work.
00:04:06Without that, my brain rots.
00:04:08Put that in your blog.
00:04:10Or better still, stop inflicting your opinions on the world.
00:04:20Where are you going?
00:04:21Out.
00:04:21I need some air.
00:04:23Oh, sorry, love.
00:04:29You two had a little domestic?
00:04:38Oh, speak to me out there.
00:04:41He should have wrapped himself up a bit more.
00:04:46Look at that, Mrs Hudson.
00:04:50Quiet.
00:04:52Calm.
00:04:53Peaceful.
00:04:55Isn't it hateful?
00:04:56Oh, I'm sure something will turn up, Sherlock.
00:04:59A nice murder.
00:05:01That'll cheer you up.
00:05:02No.
00:05:03Can't come too soon.
00:05:04Hey!
00:05:05What have you done to my bloody wall?
00:05:08I'm putting this on your rent, young man.
00:05:21Morning.
00:05:22Morning.
00:05:23See?
00:05:24Told you you should have gone with a lilo.
00:05:25No, no, no.
00:05:25It's fine.
00:05:26I slept fine.
00:05:27It's very kind of you.
00:05:31Well, maybe next time I'll let you kiff at the end of my bed, you know.
00:05:36What about the time after that?
00:05:39Experts are hailing it as the artistic find of the century.
00:05:42And no one...
00:05:43So, do you want some breakfast?
00:05:44Love some.
00:05:44You better make it yourself, because I'm going to have a shower.
00:05:47It fetched over 20 million pounds.
00:05:49This one is anticipated to do even better.
00:05:52Back now, to our main story.
00:05:54There's been a massive explosion in central London.
00:05:57As yet, there are no reports of any casualties,
00:05:59and the police are unable to say if there is any suspicion of terrorist involvement.
00:06:05Sarah!
00:06:05We have issued an emergency number for friends.
00:06:07Sarah!
00:06:08Sorry, I've got to run.
00:06:10Other news now.
00:06:14Excuse me, can I get through it?
00:06:15Excuse me.
00:06:16I've got to get through it.
00:06:17I'm sorry.
00:06:18I'm sorry.
00:06:18I'm sorry.
00:06:18I'm sorry.
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:19I'm sorry.
00:06:20I'm sorry.
00:06:20I'm sorry.
00:06:22I'm sorry.
00:06:26I'm sorry.
00:06:38John?
00:06:40I saw it on the telly.
00:06:41You okay?
00:06:42Me?
00:06:43What?
00:06:43Oh, yeah.
00:06:43Fine.
00:06:44Gas leak, apparently.
00:06:46I can't.
00:06:47Can't?
00:06:48Stuff I've got on is just too big. I can't spare the time.
00:06:51Never mind your usual trivia. This is of national importance.
00:06:56How's the diet?
00:06:58Fine. Perhaps you can get through to him, John.
00:07:00What?
00:07:01I'm afraid my brother can be very intransigent.
00:07:04If you're so keen, why don't you investigate it?
00:07:05No, no, no, no. I can't possibly be away from the office for any length of time,
00:07:08not with the Korean elections, so...
00:07:11Well, you don't need to know about that, do you?
00:07:13Well, besides a case like this, it requires legwork.
00:07:20How's Sarah, John? How was the lilo?
00:07:22Sofa, Sherlock. It was the sofa.
00:07:24Oh, yes, of course.
00:07:26Oh, never mind.
00:07:28Sherlock's business seems to be booming since you and he became pals.
00:07:33What's he like to live with? Hellish, I imagine.
00:07:35I'm never bored.
00:07:36Good. That's good, isn't it?
00:07:46Andrew West, known as Westy to his friend, civil servant,
00:07:50found dead on the tracks at Battity Station this morning
00:07:52with his head smashed in.
00:07:55Jumped in front of a train?
00:07:56Seems the logical assumption.
00:07:59But?
00:08:00But?
00:08:01Well, you wouldn't be here if it was just an accident.
00:08:05The MOD is working on a new missile defence system,
00:08:07the Bruce Partington programme, it's called.
00:08:10The plans for it were on a memory stick.
00:08:12That wasn't very clever.
00:08:14It's not the only copy.
00:08:15No.
00:08:16But it is secret and missing.
00:08:18Top secret.
00:08:20Perry.
00:08:20You think West must have taken the memory stick?
00:08:23We can't possibly risk it falling into the wrong hands.
00:08:25You've got to find those plans, Sherlock.
00:08:28Don't make me order you.
00:08:31I'd like to see you try.
00:08:33Think it over.
00:08:36Goodbye, John.
00:08:38See you very soon.
00:08:54Why'd you lie?
00:08:56You've got nothing on.
00:08:58Not a single case.
00:08:59That's why the wall took a pounding.
00:09:00Why did you tell your brother you were busy?
00:09:02Why shouldn't I?
00:09:04Oh.
00:09:06Nice.
00:09:08Sibling rivalry.
00:09:10Now we're getting somewhere.
00:09:16Sherlock Holmes?
00:09:21Of course.
00:09:22How could I refuse?
00:09:23The Strauss.
00:09:24I've been summoned.
00:09:25Coming?
00:09:26If you want me to.
00:09:27Of course.
00:09:30I'd be lost without my blogger.
00:09:48You like the funny cases, don't you?
00:09:49The surprising ones.
00:09:51Obviously.
00:09:52I love this.
00:09:54That explosion.
00:09:55Gas leak, yes?
00:09:56No.
00:09:57No?
00:09:57No.
00:09:57It's made to look like one.
00:09:58What?
00:09:59Hardly anything left of the place, except a strong box.
00:10:01A very strong box.
00:10:03And inside it was this.
00:10:04You haven't opened it.
00:10:05It's addressed to you, isn't it?
00:10:06We've x-rayed it.
00:10:07It's not BB Traps.
00:10:08I'm reassuring.
00:10:19Nice stationery.
00:10:21Bohemian.
00:10:22What?
00:10:24From the Czech Republic.
00:10:25No fingerprints?
00:10:26No.
00:10:28It's used a fountain pen, Parker Duerfold, Iridium nib.
00:10:31She?
00:10:31Obviously.
00:10:33Obviously.
00:10:49But that's the phone, the pink phone.
00:10:51What, from a study in pink?
00:10:53Well, obviously it's not the same phone, but it's supposed to look like...
00:10:56study in pink.
00:10:57You read his blog?
00:10:58Of course I read his blog.
00:10:59We all do.
00:10:59Do you really not know that the Earth goes around the sun?
00:11:05It isn't the same phone.
00:11:08This one's brand new.
00:11:09Someone's gone to a lot of trouble to make it look like the same phone.
00:11:11Which means, your blog has a far wider readership.
00:11:16You have one new message.
00:11:24Is that it?
00:11:25No, that's not it.
00:11:30Well, what the hell are we supposed to make of that?
00:11:33A state agent's photo in the bloody Greenwich pips?
00:11:36It's a warning.
00:11:37A warning?
00:11:39Some secret societies used to send dried melon seeds, orange pips, things like that.
00:11:44Five pips.
00:11:47They're warning us it's going to happen again.
00:11:50I've seen this place before.
00:11:51Hang on.
00:11:52What's going to happen again?
00:11:53Boom!
00:12:13Mrs. Hudson!
00:12:18You had to look, didn't you, Sherlock, when you first came to see about your flat?
00:12:21It was been opened recently.
00:12:22No, it can't be.
00:12:24That's the only key.
00:12:26I can't get anyone interested in this flat.
00:12:28It's the damper I expect.
00:12:29That's the curse of basements.
00:12:30I had a place once when I was first married.
00:12:33Black mold or...
00:12:34Let's go.
00:12:36Oh.
00:12:37Oh.
00:12:38Oh.
00:12:38Oh.
00:12:40Oh.
00:12:41Oh.
00:12:44Oh.
00:12:53Shoes.
00:12:55Shoes.
00:12:57He's a bomber, remember?
00:13:03Shoes.
00:13:10He's a bomber, remember?
00:13:20Hello.
00:13:25Hello.
00:13:26Hello.
00:13:28Sexy.
00:13:30Who is this?
00:13:32I have sent you a little puzzle just to say hi.
00:13:40Charlie.
00:13:42Who's talking?
00:13:43Why are you crying?
00:13:46I...
00:13:47I...
00:13:47I'm not crying.
00:13:49I'm typing.
00:13:52And this stupid bitch is reading it out.
00:14:01The cat rises.
00:14:04What?
00:14:05Nothing.
00:14:06No, what did you mean?
00:14:07I've been expecting this for some time.
00:14:10Twelve...
00:14:11Hours...
00:14:12To solve...
00:14:14My puzzle...
00:14:15Sherlock.
00:14:17Or...
00:14:18I'm...
00:14:19Going...
00:14:20To be...
00:14:22So...
00:14:24Naughty.
00:14:57Sir, who do you suppose it was?
00:14:58Hmm?
00:14:59Woman on the phone.
00:15:00The crying woman.
00:15:01Oh, she doesn't matter.
00:15:02She's just a hostage.
00:15:03No lead there.
00:15:05For God's sake, I wasn't thinking about leads.
00:15:06You're not going to be much use to her.
00:15:10Are they trying to trace it?
00:15:12Trace the call?
00:15:13Bomber's too smart for that.
00:15:14Pass me my phone.
00:15:16Where is it?
00:15:16Jacket.
00:15:26Careful.
00:15:32Text from your brother.
00:15:34Deleted.
00:15:35Deleted.
00:15:35Deleted?
00:15:35Missile plans are out of the country now.
00:15:36Nothing we can do about it.
00:15:38Oh.
00:15:38Mycroft thinks there is.
00:15:39He's texted you eight times.
00:15:41Must be important.
00:15:41Then why didn't he cancel his dental appointment?
00:15:43His what?
00:15:44Mycroft never texts if he can talk.
00:15:46Look.
00:15:46Andrew West stole the missile plans.
00:15:47Tried to sell them.
00:15:48Got his head smashed to him for his pains.
00:15:49End of story.
00:15:50The only mystery is this.
00:15:51Why is my brother so determined to bore me
00:15:53when somebody else is being so delightfully interesting?
00:15:55Try and remember there's a woman who might die.
00:15:56What for?
00:15:58This hospital's full of people dying.
00:16:00Doctor.
00:16:00Why don't you go and cry by their bedside
00:16:01and see what good it does them?
00:16:04Ah.
00:16:06Any luck?
00:16:08Oh, yes.
00:16:10Oh, sorry.
00:16:11I didn't...
00:16:12Jim!
00:16:12Hi.
00:16:13Come in.
00:16:14Come in.
00:16:15Jim.
00:16:16This is Sherlock Holmes.
00:16:19Ah.
00:16:19And er...
00:16:21Sorry.
00:16:22John Watson.
00:16:23Hi.
00:16:24Hi.
00:16:25So you're Sherlock Holmes.
00:16:27Molly's telling me all about you.
00:16:29You're on one of your cases.
00:16:31Jim works in IT upstairs.
00:16:33That's how we met.
00:16:34Office romance.
00:16:36Gay.
00:16:37Sorry, Ward.
00:16:39Nothing.
00:16:39Um, hey.
00:16:41Hey.
00:16:42Sorry.
00:16:42Sorry.
00:16:45Well, I'd better be off.
00:16:47I'll see you at the Fox.
00:16:49About six-ish.
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:50Bye.
00:16:51Bye.
00:16:52It was nice to meet you.
00:16:54You too.
00:17:03What do you mean gay?
00:17:05We're together.
00:17:06And domestic lust must suit you, Molly.
00:17:08You've been on three pounds since I last saw you.
00:17:10Two and a half.
00:17:10Three.
00:17:11Shut up.
00:17:12He's not gay.
00:17:13Why'd you have to spoil?
00:17:14He's not.
00:17:15With that level of personal grooming?
00:17:17Because he puts a bit of product in his hair.
00:17:18I put product in my hair.
00:17:19Wash your hair.
00:17:20There's a difference.
00:17:21No, no.
00:17:23Cream around the frown lines.
00:17:24Those tired clever's eyes.
00:17:26Then there's his underwear.
00:17:27His underwear?
00:17:28Visible above the waistline.
00:17:29Very visible.
00:17:29Very particular brand.
00:17:30That plus the extremely suggestive fact that he just left his number under this dish here.
00:17:34And I'd say you'd better break it off now and save yourself the pain.
00:17:41Charming.
00:17:42Well done.
00:17:42Just saving her time?
00:17:43Isn't that kinder?
00:17:44Kinder?
00:17:45No, no.
00:17:46Sherlock, that wasn't kind.
00:17:51Go on then.
00:17:52Hmm?
00:17:54You know what I do.
00:17:55Off you go.
00:17:55No.
00:17:56Go on.
00:17:57I'm going to stand here so you can humiliate me while I try and disseminate...
00:17:59An outside eye.
00:18:00A second opinion.
00:18:01It's very useful to me.
00:18:02Really?
00:18:08Oh, they're just a pair of shoes.
00:18:14Trainers.
00:18:15Good.
00:18:18Um...
00:18:20They're in good nick.
00:18:21I'd say they were pretty new, except the sole has been well worn, so the owner must
00:18:25have had them for a while.
00:18:28Uh...
00:18:28Very eighties.
00:18:29Probably one of those retro designs.
00:18:30You're a sparkling form.
00:18:32What else?
00:18:33They're quite big.
00:18:35A man's.
00:18:38But...
00:18:39But...
00:18:39There's traces of a name inside in felt hip.
00:18:43Adults don't write their names inside their shoes, so they just belong to a kid.
00:18:47Excellent.
00:18:48What else?
00:18:50Uh...
00:18:51Uh...
00:18:51That's it.
00:18:52That's it.
00:18:53How did I do?
00:18:54Well, John.
00:18:55Really well.
00:18:57I mean, you missed almost everything.
00:18:58The portals, but...
00:18:59You know.
00:19:02The owner loved these.
00:19:03Scrub them clean, whiten them where they got discolored.
00:19:05Changed the laces three...
00:19:06Four times.
00:19:07Even so, there are traces of his flaky skin where his fingers have come into contact with them,
00:19:10so he suffered from eczema.
00:19:12She was a well-worn morsel on the inner side, which means the owner had weak arches.
00:19:15British made, twenty years old.
00:19:17Twenty years?
00:19:18They're not retro, they're original.
00:19:19Limited edition, two blue stripes, 1989.
00:19:22There's still mud on them.
00:19:23They look new.
00:19:24Someone's kept them that way.
00:19:27Quite a bit of mud kicked on the soil.
00:19:29Analysis shows it's from Sussex with London mud overlaying it.
00:19:31How do you know?
00:19:32Bonham.
00:19:33Clear as a map reference to me.
00:19:34Sound of the river, too.
00:19:35So, the kid who owned these trainers came to London from Sussex twenty years ago and left them behind.
00:19:39So, what happened to him?
00:19:40Something bad.
00:19:42He loved those shoes, remember?
00:19:43He'd never leave them filthy.
00:19:44He wouldn't even go unless he had to.
00:19:46So, a child with big feet gets...
00:19:51Oh.
00:19:54What?
00:19:55Carl Powers.
00:19:56Sorry, who?
00:19:59Carl Powers, John.
00:20:02What is it?
00:20:04It's bad again.
00:20:091989.
00:20:10Young kid, champion swimmer, came up from Brighton for a school sports tournament.
00:20:13Drowned in the pool.
00:20:14Tragic accident.
00:20:15You wouldn't remember it, why should you?
00:20:16You remember?
00:20:17Yes.
00:20:17Something fishy about it?
00:20:19Nobody thought so.
00:20:20Nobody except me.
00:20:22I was only a kid myself.
00:20:23I read about it in the papers.
00:20:25You started young, didn't you?
00:20:26The boy, Carl Powers, had some kind of fit in the water.
00:20:28But by the time they got him out, it was too late.
00:20:30There was something wrong, something I couldn't get out of my head.
00:20:34What?
00:20:34His shoes.
00:20:35What about them?
00:20:36They weren't there.
00:20:37I made a fuss, I tried to get the police interested, but nobody seemed to think it was important.
00:20:41He'd left all the rest of his clothes in his locker.
00:20:44There was no sign of his shoes.
00:20:47Until now.
00:21:19Can I help?
00:21:21I want to help.
00:21:22There's only five hours left.
00:21:26It's your brother.
00:21:28He's texting me now.
00:21:30How does he not mind...
00:21:31Must be a root canal.
00:21:34Look, he did say national importance.
00:21:38How quaint.
00:21:39What is?
00:21:40You are.
00:21:42Queen and country.
00:21:43You can't just ignore it.
00:21:44I'm not ignoring it.
00:21:45I'm not ignoring it.
00:21:45I'm putting my best man onto it right now.
00:21:49Right.
00:21:49Good.
00:21:51Who's that?
00:21:54John!
00:21:55How nice.
00:21:56I was hoping you were going along.
00:21:57How can I help you?
00:22:00I was wanting to...
00:22:02Your brother sent me to collect more facts about the stolen plans.
00:22:07The missile plans.
00:22:09Did he?
00:22:10Yes.
00:22:12He's investigating now.
00:22:13He's investigating away.
00:22:17I just wondered what else you could tell me about the dead man.
00:22:2227.
00:22:23A clerk at Vauxhall Cross.
00:22:25MI6.
00:22:26He was involved in the Bruce Partington program in a minor capacity.
00:22:29Security checks A-OK.
00:22:31No known terrorist affiliations or sympathies.
00:22:34Last seen by his fiancee at 10.30 yesterday evening.
00:22:38Lucy love, I've got to go out.
00:22:41I've got to see someone.
00:22:44Westy!
00:22:45Right.
00:22:46He was found at Battersea, yes?
00:22:48So he got on the train?
00:22:50No.
00:22:50What?
00:22:51He had an oyster card.
00:22:54But it hadn't been used.
00:22:57Must have bought a ticket.
00:22:59There was no ticket on the body.
00:23:01Then...
00:23:02Then how did he end up with a bashed in brain on the tracks of Battersea?
00:23:04That is the question that one I was rather hoping Sherlock would provide an answer to.
00:23:09How's he getting on?
00:23:11He's fine.
00:23:13And it is going very well.
00:23:17He's completely focused on it.
00:23:30Poison.
00:23:31What are you going on about?
00:23:33Clostridium botulinum.
00:23:34It's one of the deadliest poisons on the planet.
00:23:37Carl Powers.
00:23:39Oh wait, are you saying he was murdered?
00:23:42Remember the shoelaces?
00:23:44The boy suffered from eczema.
00:23:45It would be the easiest thing in the world to introduce the poison into his medication.
00:23:48Two hours later, he comes up to London.
00:23:50The poison takes effect, paralyzes the muscles and he drowns.
00:23:53Well, how come the autopsy didn't pick that up?
00:23:55It's virtually undetectable.
00:23:56Nobody would be looking for it.
00:23:58There were still tiny traces of it left inside the trainers.
00:24:01From where he put the cream on his feet.
00:24:05That's why they had to go.
00:24:06So how do we let the bomber move?
00:24:07Get his attention.
00:24:08Stop the clock.
00:24:10The killer kept the shoes all these years?
00:24:13Yes.
00:24:15Really?
00:24:15He's our bomber.
00:24:22Oh, well done, you.
00:24:27Come and get me.
00:24:30Where are you?
00:24:31Tell us where you are.
00:24:40She lives in Cornwall.
00:24:42Two men broke in wearing masks, forced her to drive to the car park
00:24:46and decked her out in enough explosives to take down her house.
00:24:49Thought it would have flown you.
00:24:51She had to read out from this pager.
00:24:54And if she deviated by one word, the sniper would set her off.
00:24:57Or if you hadn't solved the case.
00:24:59Oh.
00:25:00Elegant.
00:25:02Elegant.
00:25:03What was the point?
00:25:04What was the point?
00:25:04Why would anyone do this?
00:25:06No.
00:25:07I can't be the only person in the world that gets bored.
00:25:15You have one new message.
00:25:22Four pips.
00:25:24First test passed, it would seem.
00:25:25Here's the second.
00:25:30It's abandoned, wouldn't you say?
00:25:32See if it's been reported.
00:25:34Freak.
00:25:35It's for you.
00:25:40Hello?
00:25:43It's okay that you've gone to the police.
00:25:45Who's this?
00:25:47Is this you again?
00:25:49But don't rely on them.
00:25:52Clever you.
00:25:54Guessing about Carl Powers.
00:25:57I never liked him.
00:26:02Carl laughed at me.
00:26:04So I stopped him laughing.
00:26:08You've stolen another voice, I presume.
00:26:11This is about you and me.
00:26:15Who are you?
00:26:18It's like night.
00:26:21The sound of life, Sherlock.
00:26:26But don't worry.
00:26:28I can soon fix that.
00:26:33You've solved my last puzzle in nine hours.
00:26:38This time you have eight.
00:26:42Great.
00:26:44You found it.
00:27:00The car was hired yesterday morning by an Ian Monkford.
00:27:04A banker of some kind, city boy, paid in cash.
00:27:07Told his wife he was going away on a business trip and he never arrived.
00:27:10You still hanging around him?
00:27:12Yeah, well...
00:27:13Opposites attract, I suppose.
00:27:14No, we're not.
00:27:15You should get yourself a hobby, stamps maybe.
00:27:16Model chains, safer.
00:27:17Before you ask, yes it's Monkford's blood, DNA checks out.
00:27:23No body.
00:27:24Not yet.
00:27:25Get a sample sent to the lab.
00:27:32Mrs. Monkford?
00:27:34Yes.
00:27:35Sorry, but I've already spoken with two policemen.
00:27:37No, we're not from the police, we're, uh...
00:27:38Sherlock Holmes.
00:27:40Very old friend of your husband's.
00:27:42We, um...
00:27:44We grew up together.
00:27:46I'm sorry, who?
00:27:48I don't think he ever mentioned you.
00:27:50Oh, he must have done it.
00:27:51This is...
00:27:52This is horrible, isn't it?
00:27:53I mean, I just can't believe it.
00:27:54I only saw him the other day.
00:27:56Same old Ian, not caring the world.
00:27:59Sorry, but my husband has been depressed for months.
00:28:03Who are you?
00:28:05It's really strange that he hired a car.
00:28:07Yeah.
00:28:08Why would he do that?
00:28:09It's a bit suspicious, isn't it?
00:28:10No, it isn't.
00:28:11He forgot to renew the tax on the car, that's all.
00:28:13Oh, well, that was Ian.
00:28:15That was Ian all over.
00:28:17No, it wasn't.
00:28:18Wasn't it?
00:28:20Interesting.
00:28:23Why do you like her?
00:28:24People don't like telling you things.
00:28:25They love to contradict you.
00:28:27Past tense, did you notice?
00:28:29Sorry, what?
00:28:29I referred to her husband in the past tense.
00:28:31She joined in.
00:28:32Bit premature.
00:28:33They've only just found the car.
00:28:34You think she murdered her husband?
00:28:35Definitely.
00:28:36Not that sort of mistake a murderer would make.
00:28:37I see.
00:28:38No, I don't.
00:28:39What am I seeing?
00:28:40Fishing.
00:28:41Try fishing.
00:28:42Where now?
00:28:43Janus Cars.
00:28:45I just found this in the glove compartment.
00:28:56Can't see how I can help you, gentlemen.
00:28:58Mr. Monkford hired the car from you yesterday.
00:29:00Yeah, a lovely motor.
00:29:01Mazda RX-8.
00:29:02I wouldn't mind one of them myself.
00:29:04Who's that one?
00:29:06No, they're all jagged.
00:29:08I can see you're not a car man, eh?
00:29:10But surely you can afford one.
00:29:11A Mazda, I mean.
00:29:12Yeah, that's a fair point.
00:29:13You know how it is.
00:29:14It's like working in a sweet shop.
00:29:16Once you start picking up the licorice all sorts,
00:29:17when does it all stop?
00:29:18You didn't know Mr. Monkford?
00:29:20No, he was just a client.
00:29:21Came in here and hired one of my cars.
00:29:23No idea what happened to him.
00:29:24Poor sod.
00:29:25Nice holiday, Mr. Eurot.
00:29:27Me?
00:29:27You've been away, haven't you?
00:29:29Oh, the...
00:29:29No, it's sunbeds, I'm afraid, yeah.
00:29:31Too busy to get away.
00:29:32My wife would love it, though.
00:29:34Bit of sun.
00:29:35Have you got any change for the cigarette machine?
00:29:37What?
00:29:37Well, I noticed one on the way in
00:29:38and haven't got any change.
00:29:39I'm gasping.
00:29:45No, sorry.
00:29:46Oh, well.
00:29:47Thank you very much for your time, Mr. Eurot.
00:29:49You've been very helpful.
00:29:51Come on, John.
00:29:53I've got a change if you still want to...
00:29:55Nicotine patches.
00:29:56Remember, I'm doing well.
00:29:58So what was that all about?
00:29:59I need you to look inside his wallet.
00:30:01Why?
00:30:02Mr. Eurot's a liar.
00:30:02I wanna treat yourself...
00:30:25That's clear your heart.
00:30:25He got two Christians in our heart.
00:30:25You gotta go.
00:30:26I don't know.
00:30:26Do you mean the house does pass?
00:30:26But a game of the lifeомина telling me they're a life ciek further,
00:30:31You are looking at the computer problems...
00:30:35Hello?
00:30:36The clue's in the name.
00:30:38Janus Cars.
00:30:41Why would you be giving me a clue?
00:30:44Why does anyone do anything?
00:30:48Because I'm bored.
00:30:50We were made for each other, Sherlock.
00:30:53Then talk to me in a man voice.
00:30:56Patience.
00:31:16How much blood was on that seat, would you say?
00:31:19How much? About a pint.
00:31:20Not about. Exactly a pint. That was their first mistake.
00:31:23Blood's definitely Ian Monkford's, but it's been frozen.
00:31:26Frozen?
00:31:27There are clear signs.
00:31:28I think Ian Monkford gave a pint of his blood...
00:31:36God with two faces.
00:31:37Exactly.
00:31:39They provide a very special service.
00:31:40If you've got any kind of a problem, money troubles, bad marriage, whatever,
00:31:43Janus Cars will help you disappear.
00:31:46Ian Monkford was up to his eyes in some kind of trouble.
00:31:48Financial at a guess. He's a banker. Couldn't see a way out.
00:31:51But if he were to vanish, if the car he hired was found abandoned
00:31:53with his blood all over the driver's seat...
00:31:55So where is he?
00:31:56Columbia.
00:31:57Columbia?
00:31:58Mr. Hewitt of Janus Cars had a 20,000 Colombian peso note in his wallet.
00:32:03Quite a bit of change, too.
00:32:05He told us he hadn't been abroad recently.
00:32:07But when I asked him about the cars, I could see his timeline clearly.
00:32:10No one wears a shirt on the sunbed. That plus his arm.
00:32:13His arm?
00:32:13He kept scratching it. Obviously irritating him and bleeding.
00:32:17Why? Because he'd recently had a booster jab.
00:32:18Hep B probably. Difficult to tell at that distance.
00:32:21Conclusion? He'd just come back from settling Ian Monkford into his new life in Columbia.
00:32:24Mrs. Monkford cashes in the life insurance, and she splits it with Janus Cars.
00:32:28M-Mrs. Monkford?
00:32:29Oh, yes. She's in on it, too.
00:32:31Now go and arrest him, Inspector. That's what you do best.
00:32:33We need to let our friendly bomber know that the case is solved.
00:32:36I am on fire!
00:32:57He says you can come and fetch me.
00:33:03Help. Help me, please.
00:33:09Help me, please.
00:33:11Help me, please.
00:33:13Help me, please.
00:33:18Help me, please.
00:33:19Help me, please.
00:33:19Help me, please.
00:33:19Feeling better?
00:33:22We've only stopped for breath since this thing started.
00:33:26Has it occurred to you?
00:33:27Probably.
00:33:28No.
00:33:28Has it occurred to you that the bomber's playing a game with you?
00:33:31The amulet.
00:33:32Breaking into the other flat.
00:33:34The dead kid's shoes.
00:33:34It's all meant for you.
00:33:35Yes.
00:33:36I don't know.
00:33:37Is it him, though?
00:33:39Moriarty.
00:33:40Perhaps.
00:33:48That could be anybody.
00:33:49Oh, it could be, yeah.
00:33:51Lucky for you, I've been more than a little unemployed.
00:33:53What do you mean?
00:33:53Lucky for you, Mrs. Acton and I watch far too much telly.
00:34:03You tire her!
00:34:04Doesn't she look lovely, everybody, now?
00:34:06One of the o'clock, anyway?
00:34:08Speaking of silk purses and sire's ears...
00:34:11This one is a bit... defective.
00:34:19Sorry.
00:34:22She's blind.
00:34:24You're blind.
00:34:24I'm...
00:34:25This is...
00:34:28A funny one.
00:34:32I'll give you...
00:34:37Twelve...
00:34:38Hours.
00:34:42Why are you doing this?
00:34:46I like to watch you dance.
00:35:05Continuing into the sudden death of the popular TV personality, Connie Prince.
00:35:10Miss Prince, famous for her makeover programs, was found dead two days ago by her brother in the house they
00:35:14shared in Hampstead.
00:35:18Connie Prince, 54. She had one of those makeover shows on the telly. Did you see it?
00:35:23No.
00:35:24Very popular. She was going places.
00:35:26Not anymore.
00:35:27So, dead two days. According to one of her staff, Raul DeSantos, she cut her hand on a rusty nail
00:35:31in the garden.
00:35:32Nasty wound. Tetanus bacteria enters the bloodstream. Good night, Vienna.
00:35:37I suppose.
00:35:39So, what's wrong with this picture?
00:35:41Eh?
00:35:42Can't be as simple as it seems, otherwise the bomber wouldn't be directing us towards it.
00:35:46Something's wrong.
00:36:07John.
00:36:08Hmm?
00:36:10Cut on her hand. It's deep. Would have bled a lot, right?
00:36:13Yeah.
00:36:14The wound's clean. Very clean. And fresh.
00:36:20How long will the bacteria have been incubating inside her?
00:36:23Eight, ten days.
00:36:27The cut was made later.
00:36:30After she was dead?
00:36:31It has to have been.
00:36:32The only question is, how did the tetanus enter the dead woman's system?
00:36:37You want to help, right?
00:36:38Of course.
00:36:39Connie Pritchett's background, family history, everything. Give me data.
00:36:41Right.
00:36:44There's something else that we haven't thought of.
00:36:46Is there?
00:36:47Yes. Why is he doing this, the bomber?
00:36:49If this woman's death was suspicious, why point it out?
00:36:52Good Samaritan.
00:36:53Who press gangs suicide bombers?
00:36:55Bad Samaritan.
00:36:56I'm serious, Sherlock.
00:36:57Listen.
00:36:58I'm cutting you slack here. I'm trusting you.
00:37:00But out there somewhere, some poor bastard's covered in semtex
00:37:03and he's just waiting for you to solve the puzzle.
00:37:04So just tell me.
00:37:06What are we dealing with?
00:37:09Something new.
00:37:20Connection, connection, connection.
00:37:22Must be a connection.
00:37:24Carl Howe was killed 20 years ago.
00:37:26The bomber knew him, admitted that he knew him.
00:37:28The bomber's iPhone was in stationary from the Czech Republic.
00:37:30The first hostage from Cornwall, the second from London,
00:37:32the third from Yorkshire, judging by her accent.
00:37:34What's he doing?
00:37:34Working his way round the world, showing off?
00:37:40You're enjoying this, aren't you?
00:37:43You're over behind me.
00:37:46Joining the dots.
00:37:49From somebody else's plane.
00:37:54Oh.
00:37:57Bom.
00:37:57Bom.
00:37:59Ah!
00:38:09We're devastated.
00:38:11Of course we are.
00:38:16Can I get you anything, sir?
00:38:17No, no, thanks.
00:38:21Raoul is my rock.
00:38:23I don't think I could have managed.
00:38:26We didn't always see eye to eye.
00:38:30But my sister was very dear to me.
00:38:32By answer to the public, Mr Prince.
00:38:35Oh, she was adored.
00:38:38I've seen her take girls who look like the back end of root masters and turn them into princesses.
00:38:44Still, it's a relief in a way to know that she's beyond this veil of tears.
00:38:50Absolutely.
00:38:51Great.
00:38:53Thank you. Thanks again.
00:38:54It's a real shame I liked her.
00:38:57She taught you how to do your colours.
00:38:58Colours.
00:39:00You know, what goes best with what.
00:39:02I should never wear cerise, apparently.
00:39:05Drains me.
00:39:06Who's that?
00:39:07Home office.
00:39:08Home office?
00:39:09Well, home secretary, actually.
00:39:10It gives me a favour.
00:39:11You're a pretty girl.
00:39:12But she messed about with herself too much.
00:39:14They all do these days.
00:39:15People can hardly move their faces.
00:39:18It's silly, isn't it?
00:39:20Did you ever see her show?
00:39:22Not until now.
00:39:27You look pasty, love.
00:39:29Ah, rained every day but one.
00:39:32That's her brother.
00:39:33No love lost there, if you can believe the papers.
00:39:35Sorry, Heather.
00:39:36I've just been having a very fruitful chat with people who love this show.
00:39:39That sounds indispensable for gossip.
00:39:41There's really only one thing we can do with that ensemble, don't you think, girls?
00:39:43Off!
00:39:44Off!
00:39:44Off!
00:39:46Off!
00:39:46Off!
00:39:47Off!
00:39:48It's more common than people think.
00:39:50The tetanus is in the soil.
00:39:52People cut themselves on rose bushes.
00:39:54Garden forks, that sort of thing.
00:39:56They've left them.
00:39:57Treated.
00:39:58I don't know what I'm going to do now.
00:39:59Right.
00:40:01I mean, she's left me this place.
00:40:05Which is lovely.
00:40:07But it's not the same without her.
00:40:09That's why my paper wanted to get the, um, the full story straight from the horse's mouth.
00:40:16You sure it's not too soon?
00:40:17No.
00:40:18But you fire away.
00:40:30John.
00:40:31Hi.
00:40:32Look, get over here.
00:40:33Quickly.
00:40:33I think I'm onto something.
00:40:34You'll need to pick up some stuff first.
00:40:35Have you got a pen?
00:40:36I'll remember.
00:40:39That'll be him.
00:40:39What?
00:40:41Ah, Mr. Prince, isn't it?
00:40:43Yes.
00:40:43Very good to meet you.
00:40:44Yes.
00:40:45So sorry to hear about you.
00:40:46Yes, yes.
00:40:46Very kind.
00:40:48Shall we, uh...
00:40:50You were right.
00:40:51The bacteria got in there another way.
00:40:53Oh, yes.
00:40:53Yes.
00:40:54Right, we all set?
00:40:55Uh, yes.
00:40:56Can you...
00:40:59Uh, not too close.
00:41:01I'm raw from crying.
00:41:02Oh, who's this?
00:41:03Sekhmet.
00:41:04Named after the Egyptian goddess.
00:41:06Oh, nice.
00:41:07Was she Connie's?
00:41:07Yes.
00:41:08A little present from yours truly.
00:41:11Sherlock?
00:41:12Am I reading?
00:41:13Oh, uh...
00:41:14Good voice, Paige.
00:41:16Can you help me?
00:41:16I'll play again.
00:41:17Sorry.
00:41:20What's going on?
00:41:21Actually, I think you've got what we came for.
00:41:22Excuse us.
00:41:22What?
00:41:23Sherlock?
00:41:23What?
00:41:24We've got deadlines.
00:41:25But you've not taken anything.
00:41:31Yes.
00:41:31Oh, yes.
00:41:33You think it was the cat?
00:41:34It wasn't the cat.
00:41:35What?
00:41:36Yes.
00:41:36Yeah, it is.
00:41:37It must be.
00:41:38She only got the tetanus into her system.
00:41:39It's poor stink of disinfecting.
00:41:41Lovely idea.
00:41:42She only coated it onto the claws of her cat.
00:41:44It's a new pet.
00:41:45Found her a bit jumpy around her.
00:41:47Scratches almost inevitable.
00:41:48She wouldn't have...
00:41:49I thought of it the minute I saw the scratches on her arm, but it's too random and too clever
00:41:52for the brother.
00:41:53He murdered his sister for her money.
00:41:55Did he?
00:41:56Didn't he?
00:41:57No.
00:41:58It was revenge.
00:41:59Revenge?
00:41:59Who wanted revenge?
00:42:00Raoul, the houseboy.
00:42:01Kenny Prince was the butt of his sister's jokes.
00:42:03Weak it, weak out.
00:42:03Virtual bullying campaign.
00:42:04Finally, he had enough.
00:42:05Fell out with her badly.
00:42:06It's all on the website.
00:42:08She threatened to disinherit Kenny.
00:42:10Raoul had grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.
00:42:12Wait, wait, wait a second.
00:42:13What about the disinfectant, then, on the cat's claws?
00:42:15Raoul keeps a very clean house.
00:42:17You came through the kitchen door, saw the state of that floor, scrubbed within an inch
00:42:20of its life.
00:42:20You smell of disinfectant, and I know the cat doesn't come into it.
00:42:23Raoul's internet records do, though.
00:42:24Hope you can get a cat from here.
00:42:35Raoul de Santos is your killer.
00:42:37Kenny Prince's houseboy.
00:42:39Second autopsy shows it wasn't tetanus that poisoned Connie Prince.
00:42:42It was botulinum toxin.
00:42:44We've been here before, Carl Powers.
00:42:46Tat, tat, our bombers are repeating himself.
00:42:48So how'd he do it?
00:42:49Botox injection.
00:42:50Botox?
00:42:50Botox is a diluted form of botulinum.
00:42:52Among other things, Raoul de Santos was employed to give Connie her regular facial injections.
00:42:57My contact at the home office gave me the complete records of Raoul's internet purchases.
00:43:00He's been bulk ordering Botox for months.
00:43:02Violet his time, then up the strength to a fatal dose.
00:43:04You sure about it?
00:43:05I'm sure.
00:43:06All right, my office.
00:43:08Hey, how long?
00:43:09What?
00:43:09How long have you known?
00:43:10Well, this one was quite simple, actually.
00:43:12Like I said, the bomber repeated himself.
00:43:13That was a mistake.
00:43:14Come on, shut up.
00:43:14The hostage, the old woman.
00:43:16She's been there all this time.
00:43:17I knew I could save her.
00:43:18I also knew that the bomber had given us 12 hours.
00:43:20I solved the case quickly.
00:43:21That gave me time to get on with other things.
00:43:22Don't you see?
00:43:23I'm one up on him.
00:43:43Hello?
00:43:45Help, please.
00:43:47Tell us where you are.
00:43:49Address.
00:43:50He was so...
00:43:53His voice...
00:43:54No, no, no.
00:43:55No, tell me nothing about him.
00:43:56He sounded so...
00:43:58Soft.
00:44:02Hello?
00:44:03Sherlock?
00:44:06What's happened?
00:44:19The explosion, which ripped through several floors, killing 12 people...
00:44:23Old luck of that.
00:44:24...is never being caused by a faulty gas main.
00:44:26A spokesman from the utility company...
00:44:27He certainly gets about.
00:44:30Well, obviously, I lost that round.
00:44:32Although, technically, I did solve the case.
00:44:37He killed the old lady because she started to describe him.
00:44:40Just once, he put himself in the firing line.
00:44:43What do you mean?
00:44:44Well, usually, he must stay above it all.
00:44:48He organizes these things, but no one ever has direct contact.
00:44:52Well, the Connie Prince murder, he arranged that.
00:44:56So people come to him wanting their crimes fixed up, like booking a holiday?
00:45:00Novel.
00:45:03Huh.
00:45:15Taking his time this time.
00:45:21Anything on the Carl Powers case?
00:45:23Nothing.
00:45:25All the living classmates check out Spotless, no connection.
00:45:28Maybe the killer was older than Carl?
00:45:30Thought I'd go.
00:45:31So why is he doing this, then?
00:45:32Playing this game with you?
00:45:33Do you think he wants to be caught?
00:45:36I think he wants to be distracted.
00:45:38Oh.
00:45:39I hope you'll be very happy together.
00:45:42Sorry, what?
00:45:43There are lives at stake.
00:45:46Sherlock, actual human life.
00:45:48Just so I know, do you care about that at all?
00:45:49Well, caring about them helps save them.
00:45:51Nope.
00:45:51Then I'll continue not to make that mistake.
00:45:53Oh, you find that easy, do you?
00:45:54Yes, very.
00:45:56Is that news to you?
00:45:57No.
00:45:57No.
00:46:01I've disappointed you.
00:46:02It's good.
00:46:03It's a good deduction, yeah.
00:46:05Don't make people into heroes, John.
00:46:06Heroes don't exist, and if they did, I wouldn't be one of them.
00:46:11Excellent.
00:46:14View of the Thames.
00:46:15South Bank, somewhere between Southwark Bridge and Waterloo.
00:46:19You check the papers.
00:46:20I'll look online.
00:46:23Oh, you're angry with me, so you won't help.
00:46:25Not much cop, this caring lark.
00:46:46Which way is suicide?
00:46:47Tell her, Paddy.
00:46:51Two kids stabbed in Stoke New York City.
00:46:54Oh.
00:46:56Man found on the train line, Andrew West.
00:46:58Nothing.
00:47:02It's me.
00:47:03If you find anything on the South Bank between Waterloo Bridge and Southwark Bridge.
00:47:25Do you reckon this is connected, then, the bomber?
00:47:28Must be.
00:47:29Odd, though.
00:47:29He hasn't been in touch.
00:47:30We must assume that some poor bugger's primed to explode, yeah?
00:47:33Yes.
00:47:33Any ideas?
00:47:36Seven, so far.
00:47:37Seven?
00:47:41Seven?
00:48:06He's dead about 24 hours.
00:48:10Maybe a bit longer.
00:48:12Did he drown?
00:48:13Apparently not.
00:48:13Not enough for the Thames in his lungs asphyxiated.
00:48:16Yes, I'd agree.
00:48:17There's a bit of bruising around the nose and mouth.
00:48:23More bruises here and here.
00:48:31Fingertips.
00:48:33He's late thirties.
00:48:34I'd say not in the best condition.
00:48:36He's been in the river a long while.
00:48:38The water's destroyed most of the data.
00:48:41Well, I'll tell you one thing.
00:48:43That lost Vermeer painting's a fake.
00:48:45What?
00:48:45We need to identify the corpse, find out about his friends and assassins.
00:48:48Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:48:48What painting?
00:48:49What do you want?
00:48:50It's all over the place.
00:48:51Haven't you seen the posters?
00:48:52Dutch old master.
00:48:53It's supposed to be destroyed centuries ago.
00:48:55Now it's turned up.
00:48:56Worth 30 million pounds.
00:48:57Okay, so what has that got to do with a stick?
00:49:00Everything.
00:49:01You ever heard of the golem?
00:49:03Golem?
00:49:04It's a horror story, isn't it?
00:49:05What do you say?
00:49:06Jewish folk story.
00:49:07A gigantic man made of clay.
00:49:08It's also the name of an assassin.
00:49:10Real name Oscar Zunza.
00:49:11One of the deadliest assassins in the world.
00:49:13That is his trademark style.
00:49:14So this is a hit?
00:49:15Definitely.
00:49:16The golem squeezes the life out of his victims with his bare hands.
00:49:19But what has this got to do with that painting?
00:49:21I don't see.
00:49:22You do see.
00:49:22You just don't observe.
00:49:24All right, girls.
00:49:24Calm down.
00:49:26Sherlock.
00:49:28Do you want to take us through it?
00:49:31What do we know about this corpse?
00:49:34Killer's not left us with much.
00:49:35Just the shirt and the trousers.
00:49:37They're pretty formal.
00:49:38Maybe he was going out for the night.
00:49:39But the trousers are heavy duty.
00:49:41Polyester.
00:49:41Nasty.
00:49:42Same as the shirt.
00:49:43Cheap.
00:49:43They're both too big for him.
00:49:44It's some kind of standard issue.
00:49:45Uniform.
00:49:46Dressed for work, then.
00:49:46What kind of work?
00:49:47There's a hook on his belt.
00:49:49Or a walkie-talkie.
00:49:50Tube driver?
00:49:51Security guard?
00:49:52More likely.
00:49:53That'll be borne out by his backside.
00:49:55Backside?
00:49:55Flabby.
00:49:55You'd think that he'd led a sedentary life.
00:49:57Yet the soles of his feet and the nascent dragger's veins and his legs show otherwise.
00:50:02So a lot of walking and a lot of sitting around.
00:50:05Security guards are looking good.
00:50:06The watch helps too.
00:50:07The alarm shows he did regular night shit.
00:50:09Why regular?
00:50:09Maybe he just set his alarm like that the night before he died.
00:50:11No, no, no.
00:50:12The buttons are stiff.
00:50:13Hardly touched.
00:50:14He set his alarm like that a long time ago.
00:50:16His routine never varied.
00:50:17But there's something else.
00:50:17The killer must have been interrupted.
00:50:18Otherwise, he would have stripped the corpse completely.
00:50:20There was some kind of badge or insignia on the shirt front that he tore off.
00:50:23Suggesting the dead man works somewhere recognisable.
00:50:25Some kind of institution.
00:50:27Found this.
00:50:28Inside his trouser pockets.
00:50:31Stodden by the river, but still recognisably.
00:50:33What?
00:50:33Tickets.
00:50:34Ticket stubs.
00:50:34He worked in a museum or gallery.
00:50:36Did a quick check.
00:50:36The hidden gallery has reported one of its attendants as missing.
00:50:39Alex Woodbridge.
00:50:41Tonight, they unveil the rediscovered masterpiece.
00:50:43Now, why would anyone want to pay the golem to suffocate a perfectly ordinary gallery attendant?
00:50:48Inference the dead man knew something about it.
00:50:50Something that would stop the owner getting paid 30 million pounds.
00:50:52The pictures are fake.
00:50:55Fantastic.
00:50:56Meretricious.
00:50:56And have a new year.
00:51:00Poor sod.
00:51:02I better get my feelers out for this golem character.
00:51:04Pointless.
00:51:05You'll never find him.
00:51:05But I know a man who can.
00:51:06Who?
00:51:07Me.
00:51:14Why hasn't he found him?
00:51:16He's broken his pattern.
00:51:17Why?
00:51:19What Loubridge?
00:51:21Went out of the gallery.
00:51:22In a bit.
00:51:24The Hickman's contemporary art, isn't it?
00:51:26Why don't they get old and old master?
00:51:27Dunno.
00:51:28They just adjust to conclusions.
00:51:31They need data.
00:51:48Stop.
00:51:49You wait here.
00:51:50I won't be a moment.
00:51:52I won't be a moment.
00:51:54Shut up.
00:52:01Change.
00:52:02Any change?
00:52:04What for?
00:52:05Cup of tea, of course.
00:52:07You got 50.
00:52:09Thanks.
00:52:11What are you doing?
00:52:13Investing.
00:52:23I'm going to go to the gallery.
00:52:25Have you got me catch?
00:52:40No.
00:52:40I need you to find out all you can about the gallery attendant.
00:52:43Estrada will give you the address.
00:52:45Okay.
00:52:57We've been sharing about a year.
00:53:00Just sharing.
00:53:01I mean...
00:53:12May I?
00:53:13May I?
00:53:16Sorry.
00:53:18Stargazer, was he?
00:53:19God, yeah.
00:53:21I'm mad about it.
00:53:22It's all I ever did in his spare time.
00:53:25He's a nice guy, Alex.
00:53:27I liked him.
00:53:30He was, uh...
00:53:32Never much of a one for hoovering.
00:53:36What about art?
00:53:38Did he know anything about that?
00:53:39It's just a job.
00:53:45Has anyone else been around asking about Alex?
00:53:48No.
00:53:50I've had a break-in, though.
00:53:51When?
00:53:52Last night.
00:53:53There's nothing taken.
00:53:55Oh, there was a message left for Alex on the landline.
00:54:00Who is it from?
00:54:01Well, I can play it for you, if you like.
00:54:02I'll get the phone.
00:54:03Please.
00:54:10Oh, should I speak now?
00:54:11Alex?
00:54:12Mother, it's Professor Cairns.
00:54:14Listen, you were right.
00:54:15You were bloody right.
00:54:16Give us a call when...
00:54:18Professor Cairns?
00:54:20Oh, no idea.
00:54:21Sorry.
00:54:23Can I try and ring back?
00:54:25Well, no good.
00:54:26I mean, I've had other calls since.
00:54:28Sympathy ones, you know.
00:54:51Don't you have something to do?
00:54:53Just admiring the view?
00:54:55Yes.
00:54:57But when I get back to work, we open tonight.
00:55:00Doesn't it bother you?
00:55:02What?
00:55:02That the painting's a fake.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05It's a fake.
00:55:06It has to be.
00:55:07It's the only possible explanation.
00:55:08You are in charge, aren't you, Miss Wenceslas?
00:55:11Who are you?
00:55:11Alex Woodbridge knew that the painting was a fake,
00:55:13so somebody sent the golem to take care of him.
00:55:15Was it you?
00:55:15Golem?
00:55:16What the hell are you talking about?
00:55:18I'm working for someone else.
00:55:18Did you fake it for them?
00:55:20It's not a fake.
00:55:21It is a fake.
00:55:23I don't know why, but there's something wrong with it.
00:55:24There has to be.
00:55:25What the hell are you on about?
00:55:26You know, I could have you sacked on the spot.
00:55:28Not a problem.
00:55:29No?
00:55:29No, I don't work here.
00:55:30You see, just popped in to give you a bit of friendly advice.
00:55:33How did you get in?
00:55:35I want to know.
00:55:36The art of disguise is knowing how to hide in plain sight.
00:55:39Who are you?
00:55:40Sherlock Holmes.
00:55:41Am I supposed to be impressed?
00:55:43You should be.
00:55:45Have a nice day.
00:56:01You wouldn't.
00:56:03You just wouldn't.
00:56:05No.
00:56:06Stranger things have happened.
00:56:07Westy wasn't a traitor.
00:56:09It's a horrible thing to say.
00:56:11I'm sorry.
00:56:12But you must understand, that's...
00:56:14That's what they think, isn't it?
00:56:15His bosses.
00:56:16He was a young man.
00:56:17About to get married.
00:56:18He had debts.
00:56:20Everyone's got debts.
00:56:21And Westy wouldn't want to clear them by selling out his country.
00:56:25Can you, um...
00:56:26Can you tell me exactly what happened that night?
00:56:29We were having a night in.
00:56:33Just watching a DVD.
00:56:34He normally falls asleep, you know.
00:56:36But he sat through this one.
00:56:40He was quiet.
00:56:43Out of the blue, he said he just had to go and see someone.
00:56:46And you have no idea who?
00:56:55Oh, hi, Liz.
00:56:57You okay, love?
00:56:57Yeah.
00:56:58Who's this?
00:56:59John Watson, hi.
00:57:01This is my brother, Joe.
00:57:03John's trying to find out what happened to Westy, Joe.
00:57:05You were the police?
00:57:06Sort of, yeah.
00:57:07I'm trying to get off their arses, will you?
00:57:08It's bloody ridiculous.
00:57:10Do my best.
00:57:17Well, uh...
00:57:18Thanks very much for your help.
00:57:19And again, I'm very...
00:57:20Very sorry.
00:57:22He didn't steal those things, Mr. Watson.
00:57:26I knew Westy.
00:57:27He was a good man.
00:57:29He was my good man.
00:57:52Is that a change?
00:57:53Do you see that a change?
00:58:03alex woodbridge didn't know anything special about art and and what is that it no habits
00:58:08hobbies personality give us a chance he was an amateur astronomer hold that cap
00:58:18unfortunately i haven't been idle come on
00:58:44beautiful isn't it
00:58:45i thought you didn't care about things like that doesn't mean i can't appreciate it
00:58:53listen alex woodbridge had a message on the answer phone in his flat professor cairns this way
00:59:00nice nice part of town
00:59:05anytime you want to explain homeless network really is indispensable homeless network
00:59:11my eyes and ears all over the city oh that's clever so you scratch their backs and yes and then
00:59:44disinfect
00:59:46what i wish i don't know
00:59:57no no no no it took us cleats to find him again
01:00:03or not i have an idea where he might be going what i told you someone left alex woodbridge a
01:00:07message
01:00:08i can't believe professor cairns in the book
01:00:17jupiter the fifth planet in our solar system and the largest jupiter is a gas giant
01:00:24planet earth will fit into it even have no two names
01:00:26planet earth with the third planet in our solar system
01:00:31titan is the largest moon
01:00:33come on
01:00:34ilus
01:00:34planet earth
01:00:39so it's
01:00:42Tom, is that you?
01:00:43Exploded into supernovas.
01:00:47Discovered by Urban Lavellia in 1846.
01:00:53Posed mainly up hydrogen.
01:00:56Their light would take so long to reach us.
01:00:58CALLUM!
01:00:59Many are actually long dead.
01:01:02Exploded into supernovas.
01:01:05I can't see him. I'll go round for him.
01:01:07I'll go.
01:01:09Who are you working for this time, Tulsar?
01:01:15A star begins as it collapses.
01:01:17Who had it?
01:01:19Golan!
01:01:23Let him go.
01:01:25Or I will kill you.
01:01:27I will kill you.
01:01:34I will kill you.
01:01:35The boy will back to the source system.
01:01:36The name of the Winn God is born.
01:01:43Goddamn.
01:01:46Goddamn.
01:01:47Goddamn.
01:01:48Goddamn.
01:01:50Goddamn.
01:01:54Goddamn.
01:01:57Goddamn.
01:01:58Goddamn.
01:01:59Take so long to reach us.
01:02:01Goddamn.
01:02:01Exploded into supernovas.
01:02:07Goddamn.
01:02:09Goddamn.
01:02:09Goddamn.
01:02:13It's a fake. It has to be.
01:02:15That painting has been subjected to every test, not a science.
01:02:18It's a very good fake, then.
01:02:19You know about this, don't you?
01:02:20This is you, isn't it?
01:02:21Inspector, my time is being wasted.
01:02:23Would you mind showing yourself and your friends out?
01:02:27The painting is a fake.
01:02:30It's a fake.
01:02:31It's a fake.
01:02:31That's why Woodbridge and Cairns were killed.
01:02:35Oh, come on.
01:02:36Proving is just a detail.
01:02:37The painting is a fake.
01:02:38I've solved it.
01:02:39I've figured it out.
01:02:40It's a fake.
01:02:41That's the answer.
01:02:42That's why they were killed.
01:02:48Okay, I'll prove it.
01:02:48Give me time.
01:02:49Will you give me time?
01:02:52Ten.
01:02:53It's a kid.
01:02:55Oh, God, it's a kid.
01:02:56What did he say?
01:02:56Ten.
01:02:57Nine.
01:02:57It's a countdown.
01:02:58It's going to be time.
01:02:59Jesus.
01:03:00It's a fake, but how can I prove it?
01:03:01How?
01:03:02Eight.
01:03:02This kid will die.
01:03:03Tell me why the painting is a fake.
01:03:04Tell me!
01:03:05Seven.
01:03:05No, shut up.
01:03:06Don't say anything.
01:03:07Only works if I figure it out.
01:03:10It must be possible once we stare at me in the face.
01:03:12Oh!
01:03:13How?
01:03:15How?
01:03:16Five.
01:03:17Shut up.
01:03:19Oh!
01:03:20On the planetarium, you heard it too.
01:03:21Oh, that is brilliant.
01:03:22That is gorgeous.
01:03:23Eight.
01:03:24What's brilliant?
01:03:25What is?
01:03:25This is beautiful.
01:03:27I love this.
01:03:28What are we?
01:03:28Shut up!
01:03:29The Van Buren Supernova.
01:03:33Please.
01:03:33There's somebody there.
01:03:35Somebody help me.
01:03:36There you go.
01:03:38Find out where he is and pick him up.
01:03:41Van Buren Supernova.
01:03:43So-called.
01:03:44Exploding star only appeared in the sky in 1858.
01:03:47So how could it have been painted in the 1640s?
01:03:55Ah.
01:03:57Ah.
01:04:00Ah.
01:04:01Ah, sure.
01:04:04You know, it's interesting.
01:04:07Bohemian stationery.
01:04:08An assassin named after a Prague legend.
01:04:10And you, Miss Wensler-sass.
01:04:12This whole case is a distinctly Czech feeling about it.
01:04:15Is that where this leads?
01:04:18What are we looking at, Inspector?
01:04:21Well, um, criminal conspiracy, fraud, accessory after the fact, at the very least.
01:04:26The murder of the old woman.
01:04:27All the people in the flats.
01:04:28I didn't know anything about that.
01:04:31All those things.
01:04:32Please, believe me.
01:04:35I just wanted my share.
01:04:38The 30 million.
01:04:46I found a little old man in Argentina.
01:04:51Genius, I mean.
01:04:53Really, brushwork, immaculate, could fool anyone.
01:04:56Hmm.
01:04:58Well, nearly anyone.
01:05:02But I didn't know how to go about convincing the world the picture was genuine.
01:05:08It was just an idea.
01:05:11A spark which he blew into a flame.
01:05:13Who?
01:05:15I don't know.
01:05:17It's true.
01:05:19It took a long time, but eventually I was put in touch with people.
01:05:26His people.
01:05:29Well, there was never any real contact.
01:05:34Just messages.
01:05:39Whispers.
01:05:39Whispers.
01:05:40And did those whispers have a name?
01:05:52What happened?
01:06:08Whispers.
01:06:08Whispers.
01:06:09So this is where Wes was found?
01:06:10Yeah.
01:06:11Are you going to be long?
01:06:12I might be.
01:06:13You're the police then?
01:06:14So so.
01:06:15I hate them.
01:06:16Police?
01:06:17No.
01:06:17Jumpers.
01:06:18People who chuck themselves in front of trains.
01:06:20Selfish bastards.
01:06:22Well, that's one way of looking at it.
01:06:24I mean it.
01:06:25It's alright for them.
01:06:26It's like we're in a split second.
01:06:27Strawberry jam all over the lines.
01:06:29What about the drivers?
01:06:30They've got to live with it, haven't they?
01:06:32Yeah, speaking of strawberry jam, there's no blood on the line.
01:06:36Has it been cleaned off?
01:06:37No, I don't want that much.
01:06:39You said his head was smashed in.
01:06:41It was.
01:06:41But I don't want much blood.
01:06:44Okay.
01:06:48Well, leave you to it then.
01:06:49No, no.
01:06:50Just give us a shout and you're off.
01:06:51Alright.
01:06:53Right, so, er, Andrew West.
01:06:56Got on the train.
01:06:58Somewhere.
01:06:59Or did he?
01:07:00There's no ticket on the body.
01:07:04How did he end up here?
01:07:12No points.
01:07:13Yes.
01:07:14You'd get there eventually.
01:07:16West wasn't killed here, that's why there was so little blood.
01:07:18How long have you been following me?
01:07:19Since the start.
01:07:21You don't think I'd give up on a case like this just to spite my brother, do you?
01:07:26Come on.
01:07:27Got a bit of burglary to do.
01:07:32First our defence plans haven't left the country, otherwise Mycroft's people would have heard about it.
01:07:36Despite what people think, we do still have a secret service.
01:07:39Yeah, I know.
01:07:40I've met them.
01:07:41Which means whoever stole the memory stick can't sell it or doesn't know what to do with it.
01:07:45My money's on the latter.
01:07:48We're here.
01:07:49Where?
01:07:58Sherlock.
01:08:00What if there's someone in?
01:08:03There isn't.
01:08:10Where are we?
01:08:10Oh sorry, didn't I say? Joe Harrison's flat.
01:08:13Joe?
01:08:17Brother of West's fiancée.
01:08:18He stole the memory stick, killed his prospective brother-in-law.
01:08:34Then why'd he do it?
01:08:38To ask him.
01:08:48Don't! Don't!
01:08:55It wasn't meant to.
01:09:00What's Lucy gonna say?
01:09:02Gee.
01:09:03Why did you kill him?
01:09:04It was an accident.
01:09:06I swear it was.
01:09:07But stealing the plans for the missile defence programme wasn't an accident, was it?
01:09:12I started dealing drugs.
01:09:15I mean the bite thing's a great cover, right?
01:09:18I don't know, I don't know how it started.
01:09:20I just got out of my depth.
01:09:23I owed people thousands.
01:09:25Serious people.
01:09:26Then at Wesley's engagement do, he starts talking about his job.
01:09:32I mean usually he's so careful.
01:09:35But that night after a few pints he really opened up.
01:09:39He told me about these missile plans.
01:09:42Beyond top secret.
01:09:45He showed me the memory stick, he waved it in front of me.
01:09:48I knew about these things getting lost.
01:09:50Ended up on rubbish tips and whatnot.
01:09:53And here it was.
01:09:54And I thought, well, I thought he could be worth a fortune.
01:09:58It was pretty easy to get the thing off him, he was so blasted.
01:10:04Next time I saw him, I could tell by the look on his face that he knew.
01:10:08What are you doing?
01:10:10What are you talking about?
01:10:11What have you done with the fire?
01:10:12What happened?
01:10:14What happened?
01:10:19I was going to call an ambulance.
01:10:21But it was too late.
01:10:23I just didn't have a clue what to do.
01:10:26So I dragged him in here.
01:10:29I just sat in the dark.
01:10:31Thinking.
01:10:31I like it.
01:10:32When a neat little idea popped into your head.
01:11:02cupped open open.
01:11:12Varian Andrew was way away from here.
01:11:16His body would have gone on for ages if the train hadn't hit a stretch of a track with curve.
01:11:19And points.
01:11:20Exactly.
01:11:23C·m·s.
01:11:23C·m·s.
01:11:25You still have it then, the memory stick?
01:11:28Fetch it for me.
01:11:30If you wouldn't mind.
01:11:40Distraction over the game continues
01:11:42Well maybe that's over too
01:11:43We've heard nothing from the bomber
01:11:44Five pips remember John
01:11:46It's a countdown
01:11:47We've only had four
01:11:52No, no, no
01:11:54Of course he's not the boy's father
01:11:56Look at the turn-ups on his jeans
01:12:00Knew it was dangerous
01:12:01Getting you into crap telly
01:12:05A patch on Connie Prince
01:12:07You given Michael off the memory stick yet?
01:12:09Yep
01:12:10He was over the moon
01:12:12Threatened me with the knighthood again
01:12:16You know, I'm still waiting
01:12:18For you to admit that a little knowledge of the solar system
01:12:21And you'd have cleared up the fake painting a lot quicker
01:12:24Didn't do you any good, did it?
01:12:25No, but I'm not the world's only consulting detective
01:12:28It's real
01:12:28I won't be in fatigue
01:12:30I'm going to Sarah's
01:12:31There's still some of that risotto left in the fridge
01:12:33Milk, we need milk
01:12:34I'll get some
01:12:35Really?
01:12:36Really
01:12:39And some beans then?
01:12:41Mmm
01:12:44I won't be in Val
01:12:45I won't be in mommy
01:12:46But I won't be in love
01:12:52And some beans then?
01:13:02I gave her so much
01:13:02Til the oil
01:13:09No, but I got Katherine
01:13:12Oh, my God.
01:13:49What's your little getting-to-know-you present?
01:13:53That's what it's all been for, isn't it?
01:13:57All your little puzzles making me dance, all to distract me from this.
01:14:15Evening.
01:14:19This is a turn-up, isn't it, Sherlock?
01:14:23John.
01:14:24What the hell?
01:14:25Bet you never saw this coming.
01:14:33What would you like me to make him say next?
01:14:40Gotle of gear.
01:14:42Gotle of gear.
01:14:43Gotle of gear.
01:14:44Stop it.
01:14:45Nice touch, this.
01:14:46The pool where little Carl dies.
01:14:50I stopped him.
01:14:54I can stop John Watson, too.
01:14:57Stop his heart.
01:14:58Who are you?
01:15:01You gave me my number.
01:15:04I thought you might call.
01:15:19Is that a British Army Browning L9A1 in your pocket?
01:15:24Or are you just pleased to see me?
01:15:27Both.
01:15:30Jim Moriarty.
01:15:33Hi.
01:15:35Jim?
01:15:37Jim from the hospital?
01:15:41Oh.
01:15:42I really make such a fleeting impression.
01:15:44But then I suppose that was rather the point.
01:15:49Don't be silly.
01:15:50Someone else is holding a rifle.
01:15:53I don't like getting my hands dirty.
01:15:59I've given you a glimpse, Sherlock.
01:16:01Just a teensy glimpse of what I've got going on out there in the big bad world.
01:16:07I'm a specialist, you see.
01:16:10Like you.
01:16:12Dear Jim.
01:16:15Please, will you fix it for me to get rid of my lover's nasty sister?
01:16:21Dear Jim, please, will you fix it for me to disappear to South America?
01:16:25Just so.
01:16:27Consulting criminal?
01:16:29Brilliant.
01:16:31Isn't it?
01:16:33No one ever gets to me.
01:16:37And no one ever will.
01:16:39I did.
01:16:40You've come the closest.
01:16:41Now you're in my way.
01:16:43Didn't mean it as a compliment.
01:16:44Yes, you did.
01:16:44Yeah, okay, I did.
01:16:46But the flirting's over, Sherlock.
01:16:48Daddy's had enough now.
01:16:50I've shown you what I can do.
01:16:52I cut loose all those people.
01:16:54All those little problems.
01:16:56Even 30 million quid just to get you to come out and play.
01:16:58Okay.
01:16:58So take this as a friendly warning.
01:17:02My dear.
01:17:04Back off.
01:17:07Although, I have loved this.
01:17:10This little game of ours, playing Jim from IT, playing gay.
01:17:16Did you like the little touch with the underwear?
01:17:18People have died.
01:17:18That's what people do!
01:17:23I will stop you.
01:17:25No, you won't.
01:17:26You're right.
01:17:29You can talk, Johnny boy.
01:17:31Go ahead.
01:17:33Take it.
01:17:34Huh?
01:17:35Oh.
01:17:37What's that?
01:17:38A missile plan.
01:17:44Boring.
01:17:46I could have got them anywhere.
01:17:48Shut up.
01:17:49Run!
01:17:50Oh!
01:17:52Good!
01:17:54There!
01:17:56There!
01:17:57There!
01:17:57There!
01:17:57There!
01:17:57There!
01:17:57There!
01:17:58There!
01:17:58There!
01:18:00There!
01:18:01There!
01:18:06There!
01:18:07There!
01:18:08There!
01:18:08There!
01:18:10There!
01:18:12There!
01:18:12There!
01:18:13There!
01:18:13There!
01:18:14There!
01:18:17There!
01:18:18There!
01:18:18There!
01:18:18There!
01:18:18There!
01:18:18There!
01:18:19There!
01:18:31I'll kill you?
01:18:33No, don't be obvious.
01:18:35I mean, I'm going to kill you anyway someday.
01:18:37I don't want to rush it, though.
01:18:38I'm saving it up for something special.
01:18:40No, no, no, no, no.
01:18:41If you don't stop prying,
01:18:45I'll burn you.
01:18:48I will burn
01:18:50a horse out of you.
01:18:54I've been reliably informed that I don't have one.
01:18:56But we both know that's not quite true.
01:19:02Well, I'd better be off.
01:19:05Well, it's so nice to have had a proper chat.
01:19:08What if I was to shoot you now?
01:19:10Right now?
01:19:11Then you could cherish the look of surprise on my face.
01:19:16Because I'd be surprised, Sherlock.
01:19:18Really, I would.
01:19:19And just a teensy bit
01:19:22disappointed.
01:19:26And, of course, you wouldn't be able to cherish it for very long.
01:19:30So, Sherlock Holmes.
01:19:34Catch you
01:19:37later.
01:19:40No, you won't!
01:19:46All right.
01:19:48Are you all right?
01:19:50Yeah, yeah.
01:19:50Yeah, I'm fine.
01:19:52I'm fine.
01:19:53Sherlock.
01:19:54Sherlock!
01:19:55Oh, jeez.
01:20:01Oh, God.
01:20:11Are you okay?
01:20:13Me?
01:20:13Yeah, I'm fine.
01:20:14I'm fine.
01:20:15Fine.
01:20:19That, uh...
01:20:20thing that you, uh...
01:20:21that you did that, um...
01:20:23you offered to do.
01:20:24That was, um...
01:20:27good.
01:20:28I'm glad no one saw that.
01:20:30Hmm?
01:20:32You ripping my clothes off in a darkened swimming pool.
01:20:35People might talk.
01:20:36It was a little else.
01:20:45Sorry, boys!
01:20:46I'm so...
01:20:47changeable!
01:20:49It is a weakness with me,
01:20:50but to be fair to myself,
01:20:51it is my only weakness.
01:20:53You can't be allowed to continue.
01:20:56You just can't.
01:20:58I would try to convince you,
01:20:59but...
01:21:00everything I have to say
01:21:02has already crossed your mind.
01:21:08Probably my answer has crossed yours.