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00:00:00...by beyond top secret.
00:00:03Is that quite clear?
00:00:04Don't minute any of this.
00:00:06Once beyond these walls, you must never speak of it.
00:00:10A D-notice has been slapped on the entire incident.
00:00:13Only those within this room, code names Antarctica, Bangdale,
00:00:17Porlock and Love, will ever know the whole truth.
00:00:20As far as everyone else is concerned,
00:00:22going to the Prime Minister and way beyond.
00:00:25Charles Augustus... Are you tweeting?
00:00:27That's what it looks like.
00:00:29Of course, tweeting. Why would I be tweeting?
00:00:30Give me that.
00:00:31What? No, get off. What are you doing?
00:00:32Get off. What?
00:00:33Give it here.
00:00:36Back on terrafer.
00:00:37Don't beat them out.
00:00:37Free as a bird.
00:00:38God, you're such a small sport.
00:00:39Will you take this matter seriously, Charles?
00:00:41I am taking it seriously.
00:00:42What makes you think I'm not taking it seriously?
00:00:44Hashtag, oh, what a beautiful morning.
00:00:46Look, not so long ago, I was on a mission that meant certain death.
00:00:48My death.
00:00:48And now I'm back in a nice warm office with my big brother and...
00:00:51Are those ginger nuts?
00:00:53Oh, God.
00:00:53Love ginger nuts.
00:00:54Our doctor said you were clean.
00:00:56I am. Utterly.
00:00:57No need for stimulants now, remember?
00:01:00I've worked to do.
00:01:01Your high is a kite.
00:01:02Natural high.
00:01:03I assure you.
00:01:03Totally natural.
00:01:04I'm just glad to be alive.
00:01:07What should we do next?
00:01:08What's your name?
00:01:10Vivian.
00:01:11What would you do, Vivian?
00:01:12Pardon?
00:01:13It's a lovely day.
00:01:14Go for a stroll.
00:01:15Make a paper airplane.
00:01:16Have an ice lolly.
00:01:18Ice lolly, I suppose.
00:01:19Ice lolly it is.
00:01:21What's your favorite?
00:01:22Well, really, I shouldn't.
00:01:23Come on.
00:01:24Do they still do mivies?
00:01:26Mr. Holmes.
00:01:28Yes?
00:01:29We do need to get on.
00:01:31Yes, of course.
00:01:35Do your search.
00:01:37I'm not a hero.
00:01:38I'm a high-functioning sociopath.
00:01:42Sociopath.
00:01:43Sociopath.
00:01:46I see.
00:01:47Who was supposed to have shot him then?
00:01:48Some over-eager squaddy with an itchy trigger finger.
00:01:50That's who.
00:01:52That's not what happened at all.
00:01:53It is now.
00:01:55Remarkable.
00:01:56How did you do it?
00:01:57We have some very talented people working here.
00:02:00If James Moriarty can hack every TV screen in the land,
00:02:02rest assured we have the tech to doctor a bit of security footage.
00:02:07That is now the official version.
00:02:09The version anyone we want to will see.
00:02:11No need to go to the trouble of getting some sort of official pardon.
00:02:15You're off the hook, Mr. Holmes.
00:02:18You're home and dry.
00:02:20Okay, cheers.
00:02:21Obviously there's unfinished business.
00:02:24Moriarty.
00:02:24I told you, Moriarty's dead.
00:02:26You say he filmed that video message before he died.
00:02:29Yes.
00:02:30You also say you know what he's going to do next.
00:02:34What does that mean?
00:02:35Perhaps that's all there is to it.
00:02:37Perhaps he was just trying to frighten you.
00:02:38No, no.
00:02:39He would never be that disappointing.
00:02:42He's planned something.
00:02:42Something long term.
00:02:44Something that would take effect if he never made it off that rooftop alive.
00:02:47Posthumous revenge.
00:02:48No, better than that.
00:02:50Posthumous game.
00:02:52We brought you back to deal with this.
00:02:53What are you going to do?
00:02:54Wait.
00:02:56Wait?
00:02:57Of course wait.
00:02:58I'm the target.
00:02:58Target's wait.
00:03:00Look.
00:03:01Whatever's coming.
00:03:02Whatever he's lined up.
00:03:03I'll know when it begins.
00:03:04I always know when the game is on.
00:03:06You know why?
00:03:07Why?
00:03:08Because I love it.
00:03:10There was once a merchant in the famous market at Baghdad.
00:03:14One day he saw a stranger looking at him in surprise.
00:03:18And he knew that the stranger was death.
00:03:22Pale and trembling, the merchant fled to the marketplace and made his way many, many miles
00:03:27to the city of Samara.
00:03:29For there he was sure death could not find him.
00:03:33But when at last he came to Samara, the merchant saw, waiting for him, the grim figure of death.
00:03:41Very well, said the merchant.
00:03:44I give in.
00:03:45I am yours.
00:03:49But tell me, why did you look surprised when you saw me this morning in Baghdad?
00:03:56Because, said death, I had an appointment with you tonight.
00:04:02In Samara.
00:04:11If this gets any better, I'm going to get two knives.
00:04:14Place to advertise.
00:04:15So what about Moriarty then?
00:04:16Oh, I have a plan.
00:04:17I'm going to monitor the underworld.
00:04:19Every quiver of the web will tell me when the spider makes his move.
00:04:22But basically, your plan is just to sit there solving crimes like you always do.
00:04:26Awesome, isn't it?
00:04:28He drowned, Mr. Holmes.
00:04:31That's what we thought.
00:04:32But when they opened up his lungs...
00:04:33Yes.
00:04:34Sad.
00:04:35Superficient.
00:04:38Come back.
00:04:39It's the wrong thumb.
00:04:46Sherlock.
00:04:46It's never twins.
00:04:50Hopkins arrest Wilson.
00:04:50Didn't look in the lymph nodes.
00:04:52Wilson?
00:04:52Lymph nodes?
00:04:53Sherlock.
00:04:54Yes.
00:04:54You may have nothing but a limbless torso, but there'll still be traces of being left in the lymph nodes
00:04:57under the armpits.
00:04:57If your mystery corpse had tattoos, the signs will be there.
00:04:59Bloody hell.
00:05:00Is that a guess?
00:05:01Never guess.
00:05:02Sherlock.
00:05:03So he's the killer?
00:05:04The canary trainer?
00:05:05Of course he's the killer.
00:05:06Didn't see that coming.
00:05:07Naturally.
00:05:08Sherlock, you can't go on spinning plates like this.
00:05:11That's it.
00:05:11The plates were spinning.
00:05:13The heart medication you're taking is known to cause bouts of amnesia.
00:05:16Yes, I think so.
00:05:18Why?
00:05:19Because the fingerprints on your brother's neck are your own.
00:05:22A jellyfish?
00:05:23I know.
00:05:23You can't arrest a jellyfish.
00:05:25We could try it.
00:05:26We did try it.
00:05:30Oh, God, Larry.
00:05:3159 missed calls.
00:05:33A lot of trouble.
00:05:36Help!
00:05:37Oh, my God!
00:05:38Oh, my God!
00:05:39Relax.
00:05:40He's got two syllables.
00:05:40I'm a nurse, darling.
00:05:41I think I know what to do!
00:05:42Come on!
00:05:43Read!
00:05:44Relax!
00:05:44No!
00:05:45Just drive, please!
00:05:46Go on, just drive!
00:05:47Go on, drive!
00:05:48Shut up!
00:05:49Mary!
00:05:50That's it, Mary.
00:05:50Read!
00:05:51Don't you start!
00:05:53Relax.
00:05:55John!
00:05:56I think you have to pull over!
00:05:58Mary!
00:05:59Mary!
00:05:59Pull!
00:06:00Over!
00:06:01Oh, my God!
00:06:01No!
00:06:08Does that come out?
00:06:09They never come out when I take them.
00:06:11Please have a look.
00:06:12Oh, she's so beautiful.
00:06:15Have another go.
00:06:16What about her name?
00:06:18Catherine.
00:06:18Yeah, we've gone off that.
00:06:19Have we?
00:06:20Yeah.
00:06:20Well, you know what I think.
00:06:21It's not a girl's name.
00:06:23Molly, Mrs. H, we would love you to be godparents.
00:06:26Oh!
00:06:28Really?
00:06:28That's so lovely.
00:06:31And, er...
00:06:32You too, Sherlock?
00:06:34You too what?
00:06:34Godfather.
00:06:35We'd like you to be godfather.
00:06:36God is a ludicrous fiction, dreamt of inadequacy,
00:06:38and to get all responsibility to an invisible magic friend.
00:06:41Yeah, but there'll be cake. Will you do it?
00:06:42I'll go back to you.
00:06:44Father, we ask you to send your blessings on this water
00:06:47and sanctify it for our use this day, in Christ's name.
00:06:52Now, what name have you given your daughter?
00:06:55Rosamund Mary.
00:06:56Rosamund?
00:06:57It means rose of the world.
00:06:59Rosy for short.
00:07:01Didn't you get John's text?
00:07:03No, I delete his text.
00:07:04I delete any text that begins highly.
00:07:07No idea why people think you're incapable of human emotion.
00:07:10Sorry.
00:07:12And now, godparents.
00:07:14Are you ready to help the parents of this child
00:07:17in their duties as Christian parents?
00:07:19We are.
00:07:21Sorry I didn't catch that.
00:07:23Please repeat the question.
00:07:26You see, but do not observe.
00:07:29To you the world remains an impenetrable mystery,
00:07:31whereas to me it is an open book.
00:07:32Hard logic versus romantic whimsy.
00:07:34That is your choice.
00:07:35You fail to connect actions to their consequences.
00:07:38Now, for the last time,
00:07:39if you want to keep the rattle,
00:07:41do not throw the rattle.
00:07:49To you the world remains an open book.
00:08:08It's a good idea.
00:08:08To you the world remains an open book.
00:08:11It's a good idea.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:42Good girl. Good girl. Good girl.
00:08:45I'm going to finish this at night.
00:08:56Afternoon. He says you've got a good one, Greg.
00:08:58Oh, yeah.
00:09:00It was David Wellsborough's 50th birthday.
00:09:06I'm 50.
00:09:08Where did it go? I know for a fact I was only 21 this time last week.
00:09:11Yeah, well, that's impossible. That's before you met me.
00:09:14Well, no, there never was such a time.
00:09:18She's looking at me disapprovaling again.
00:09:21No.
00:09:22She's just jealous.
00:09:23No.
00:09:23Well, I think we both are.
00:09:26No, no, David.
00:09:27Come on, you're close.
00:09:27No.
00:09:29Oh, no, it's a Skype call.
00:09:32Oh, then it must be Charlie.
00:09:34At least he's phoning, I suppose.
00:09:36Oh, hello.
00:09:38Hey, Dad.
00:09:39Happy birthday.
00:09:40Sorry to miss the party, but travel broadens the mind, right?
00:09:46No, picture's frozen.
00:09:48Yeah, that signal's rubbish.
00:09:49But I can still eat.
00:09:50Why is it rubbish? Where are you?
00:09:51Oh, is he? Is he eating? Ask him if he's eating.
00:09:53No, he is.
00:09:54I don't know. Hang on a sec. I'll live. I'll find somewhere quieter.
00:09:57Hi.
00:09:58So, Charlie, where are you?
00:10:00You there?
00:10:02Sorry, I'm here. I'm just a bit.
00:10:04You all right?
00:10:05It's nothing.
00:10:06Probably just the altitude.
00:10:07Altitude?
00:10:08I'm into Beck. Didn't you see the mountains?
00:10:10Well, never mind mountains. Your mother wants to know if you're eating properly.
00:10:12Listen, Dad, could you do me a favour?
00:10:14What?
00:10:14Could you just check something on my car?
00:10:16Your car?
00:10:16To settle a Beck.
00:10:17The guys here don't believe I've got a power engine stuck to the bonnet.
00:10:20Could you take a photo and send it?
00:10:21Uh, yes, I can do that.
00:10:26All done. You got it.
00:10:28Charlie?
00:10:31A week later...
00:10:33Yeah?
00:10:34Something really weird happens.
00:10:37Drunk driver, he's totally smashed. The cops are chasing him.
00:10:40And he turns into the driver of the Wellsboro house trying to get away.
00:10:44Unfortunately...
00:10:56The drunk guy survived. They managed to pull him out.
00:10:58But when they put the fire out and examined the parked car...
00:11:03Whose body?
00:11:04Charlie Wellsboro, the son.
00:11:06What?
00:11:06The son who was into bed.
00:11:08DNA all checks out. Night of the party, the car's empty.
00:11:10And a week later...
00:11:12The dead boy's found at the wheel.
00:11:15Yeah, I'm going to tickle you.
00:11:16You got a lab report?
00:11:18Yeah, Charlie Wells was the son of a cabinet minister, so I'm under a lot of pressure to get results.
00:11:22Who cares about that? Tell me about the seats.
00:11:25Seats?
00:11:25Yes, the car seats.
00:11:30Made of vinyl.
00:11:31Two different types of vinyl present.
00:11:34Was it his own car?
00:11:35Yeah, not a flash. He was a student.
00:11:37Well, that's suggestive.
00:11:38Why?
00:11:38Vinyl's cheaper than leather.
00:11:40Yeah, right.
00:11:41There's something else.
00:11:42Yes.
00:11:42According to this, Charlie Wellsboro had already been dead for a week.
00:11:47What?
00:11:48The body in the car, dead for a week.
00:11:50Oh, this is a good one. Is it my birthday?
00:11:53You want help?
00:11:54Yes, please.
00:11:55One condition.
00:11:56Okay.
00:11:56Take all the credit.
00:11:57It gets boring if I just solve them all.
00:11:59Yeah, you say that, and then John blogs about it, and you get all the credit anyway.
00:12:02He's got a point.
00:12:03Which makes me look like some kind of prima donna who insists on getting credit for something he didn't do.
00:12:07Well, I think you've hit a sauce box, Sherlock.
00:12:09Like I'm some kind of credit junkie.
00:12:11Definitely a sauce box.
00:12:12So you take all the glory.
00:12:13Thanks.
00:12:14Okay.
00:12:14Thanks all the same.
00:12:16Just solve the bloody thing when you was driving me nuts.
00:12:18Everything you say, Giles.
00:12:21Just kidding.
00:12:28It's obvious, though, isn't it, what happened?
00:12:29John, you're amazed me. You know what happened.
00:12:31Not a clue. It's just you normally say that at this point.
00:12:34Well, then, let's help you solve your little problem, Greg.
00:12:38You there?
00:12:39I know.
00:12:40So how's it going then, Fatherhood?
00:12:42Oh, good.
00:12:42Great.
00:12:43Yeah, amazing.
00:12:44Getting any sleep?
00:12:45Price none.
00:12:46Beck and call of a screaming, demanding baby, woken up at all hours to obey us every whim?
00:12:50That's real very different.
00:12:52Sorry, what?
00:12:53Yes, well, you know how it is.
00:12:54All you do is clean up their mess, pat them on the head.
00:12:56You two having a little joke?
00:12:58Never a word of thanks.
00:13:00Can't even tell people's faces apart.
00:13:01This is a joke, isn't it?
00:13:02And it's all all.
00:13:03Aren't you clever? You're so, so clever.
00:13:05Is it about me?
00:13:06I think he needs winding.
00:13:07You know, I think that really might be it.
00:13:08No, don't get it.
00:13:10Charlie's family are pretty cut up about it, as you'd expect.
00:13:13You go easy on them.
00:13:14You know me.
00:13:14Hey, hello.
00:13:15Yeah.
00:13:16Got them? Don't worry.
00:13:17Pampers, the cream you can't get from Boots.
00:13:18Yeah, never mind about that.
00:13:19Where are you now? At the dead boy's house.
00:13:22What do you think? Any theories?
00:13:23Uh, I texted you the details.
00:13:25Yeah, two different types of vinyl.
00:13:27How do you know about that?
00:13:28Oh, you'd be amazed at what a receptionist picks up.
00:13:37Keep trying.
00:13:38So what about it, then?
00:13:39What, an empty car that suddenly has a weak old corpse in it?
00:13:42And what are you going to call this one?
00:13:43Oh, the ghost driver.
00:13:45Don't give it a title.
00:13:46People like the titles.
00:13:47Eat the titles.
00:13:47Give the people what they want.
00:13:49Don't never do that. People are stupid.
00:13:50Uh, some people.
00:13:52All people are stupid.
00:13:54Most people.
00:13:54It's bizarre enough, though, isn't it, to be him?
00:13:56I mean, it's right up your strata.
00:14:00Mr. and Mrs. Wellsborough.
00:14:01I really am most terribly sorry to hear about your daughter.
00:14:04Sansa.
00:14:04Mr. and Mrs. Wellsborough, this is Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
00:14:07Thank you very much for coming.
00:14:08We've heard a great deal about you.
00:14:09If anyone can throw any light into this darkness,
00:14:10surely it will be you.
00:14:12Well, I believe that I...
00:14:15can.
00:14:17Well, Charlie was our whole world, Mr. Holmes.
00:14:20I...
00:14:20I don't think we'll ever get over this.
00:14:36No, shouldn't think so.
00:14:41I'm so sorry.
00:14:42Will you excuse me a moment?
00:14:44I just...
00:14:46I'll just, um...
00:14:52What's wrong?
00:14:53Sure, I just...
00:14:54by the pricking of my thumbs.
00:14:58Seriously, you...
00:14:59Intuitions are not to be ignored, John.
00:15:00They represent data processed too fast
00:15:01for the conscious mind to comprehend.
00:15:03What is this?
00:15:04Oh, it's a sort of shrine, I suppose, really.
00:15:08I'm a bit of a fan of Mrs. T,
00:15:10a big hero of mine when I was getting started.
00:15:13Right, yes.
00:15:18Who?
00:15:19What?
00:15:20Who? Who is this?
00:15:21Are you serious?
00:15:21Sherlock.
00:15:23It's...
00:15:23Margaret Thatcher,
00:15:24the first female prime minister of this country.
00:15:27Right.
00:15:27Prime minister?
00:15:28Hmm.
00:15:29Leader of the government.
00:15:30Right.
00:15:32Female?
00:15:32For God's sake,
00:15:33you know perfectly well who she is.
00:15:35Why are you playing for time?
00:15:36It's the gap.
00:15:37Look at the gap.
00:15:38It's wrong.
00:15:39Everything else is perfectly ordered.
00:15:41Managed.
00:15:42The whole thing's fighting on OCD.
00:15:44My respects.
00:15:45This figurine is routinely repositioned
00:15:47after the clean that's been in.
00:15:48This picture's straightened every day,
00:15:49yet this ugly gap remains.
00:15:50Something's missing from here,
00:15:51but only recently.
00:15:52Yes, a plaster bust.
00:15:53Oh, for God's sake, it got broken.
00:15:55What the hell has this got to do with Charlie?
00:15:57Rug!
00:15:58What?
00:15:59Well, how could it get broken?
00:15:59The only place where it falls is the floor,
00:16:01and there is a big, thick rug.
00:16:02Does it matter?
00:16:03Mrs. Wellsborough, my apologies.
00:16:05It is worth letting him do this.
00:16:06Is your friend quite mad?
00:16:07No, he's an arsehole,
00:16:08but it's an easy mistake.
00:16:09Look, look, we had a break-in.
00:16:10Some little bastard smashed it to bits.
00:16:12We found the remains out there in the porch.
00:16:14The porch where we came in?
00:16:14How anybody could hate her so much,
00:16:16they'd go to the trouble of smashing her likeness.
00:16:18I'm no expert, but possibly her face.
00:16:21Why didn't he smash all the others?
00:16:22Perfect opportunity.
00:16:23And look at that one.
00:16:23She's smiling in that one.
00:16:24Oh, Inspector, this is clearly a waste of time.
00:16:26And if there's nothing...
00:16:26I know what happened to your son.
00:16:29You do?
00:16:30Quite simple, superficial, to be blunt.
00:16:31First, tell me, the night at the break-in,
00:16:33this room was in darkness?
00:16:35Well, yes.
00:16:35The porch where it was smashed,
00:16:37I noticed the motion sensor was damaged,
00:16:38so I assume it's permanently lit.
00:16:40I didn't notice that.
00:16:41I like the arrogance to ignore details,
00:16:42I'm not the police.
00:16:43So you're saying he smashed it where he could see it?
00:16:45Exactly.
00:16:45Why?
00:16:45Don't know.
00:16:46Wouldn't it be fun if I knew?
00:16:47Mr. Holmes, please.
00:16:51It was your 50th birthday, Mr. Westbrook.
00:16:52Of course, you were disappointed
00:16:53that your son hadn't made it back from his gap year.
00:16:55After all, he was in Tibet.
00:16:56Yes.
00:16:57No.
00:16:58No.
00:17:01First part of your conversation
00:17:02was, in fact, pre-recorded video.
00:17:05Easily arranged.
00:17:09It's a Skype call.
00:17:11The trick was meant to be a surprise.
00:17:13Trick?
00:17:14Obviously.
00:17:15Could you take a photo and send it?
00:17:16There were two types of vinyl
00:17:18in the burnt-out remains of the car.
00:17:20One, the actual passenger seat.
00:17:21The other, a good copy.
00:17:23Well, good enough.
00:17:25Effectively, a costume.
00:17:29You're joking.
00:17:31I'm not.
00:17:32What he wanted was for you to get close enough to the car
00:17:34so he could spring the surprise.
00:17:39Oh, my God!
00:17:40Surprise!
00:17:42She out!
00:17:43That's when it happened.
00:17:45I can't be certain, of course,
00:17:46but I think Charlie must have suffered some sort of a seizure.
00:17:49You said he'd felt unwell.
00:17:50You all right?
00:17:51It's nothing.
00:17:52Probably just the altitude.
00:17:54He died there and then.
00:17:59No one had any cause to go near his car,
00:18:01so there he remained,
00:18:03in the driver's seat,
00:18:03hidden until
00:18:09when the two cars were examined.
00:18:12The fake seat had melted in a fire,
00:18:14revealing Charlie.
00:18:15We'd been sitting there,
00:18:17quite dead,
00:18:18for a week.
00:18:19Oh, God.
00:18:22Poor kid.
00:18:23Really, I'm so sorry.
00:18:24Mr. Westbrook.
00:18:25Mrs. Westbrook.
00:18:29This is where it was smashed.
00:18:31How much?
00:18:32Amazing.
00:18:32What?
00:18:33That car, the kid.
00:18:34Ancient history.
00:18:34Why are you still talking about it?
00:18:36What's so important about a broken bust of Margaret Thatcher?
00:18:38Can't stand it.
00:18:38Never can.
00:18:39There's a loose thread in the world.
00:18:40It doesn't mean you have to pull on it.
00:18:41What kind of a life would that be?
00:18:43Besides,
00:18:44I have the strangest for me.
00:18:45Yes, me?
00:18:47That's mine.
00:18:48You two take a bus.
00:18:50Why?
00:18:50I need to concentrate,
00:18:51and I don't want to hit you.
00:18:53Come out, please.
00:18:56I met her once.
00:18:58Thatcher.
00:18:58Rather arrogant, I thought.
00:19:00You thought that.
00:19:00I know.
00:19:01Why am I looking at this?
00:19:03That's her.
00:19:04John and Mary's baby.
00:19:06Oh, I see.
00:19:07Yes.
00:19:07Looks very
00:19:09fully functioning.
00:19:11Is that really the best you can do?
00:19:13Sorry.
00:19:14I've never been very good with them.
00:19:15Babies?
00:19:16Humans.
00:19:17Moriarty.
00:19:18Did he have any connection with Thatcher?
00:19:20Any interest in her?
00:19:21Why on earth would he?
00:19:23I don't know.
00:19:24You tell me.
00:19:26In the last year of his life,
00:19:28James Moriarty was involved with four political assassinations.
00:19:32There were 70 assorted robberies and terrorist attacks,
00:19:34including a chemical weapons factory in North Korea,
00:19:37and had latterly shown some interest in tracking down
00:19:39the black pearl of the Borgias.
00:19:41Which is still missing, by the way,
00:19:43in case you feel like applying yourself to something practical.
00:19:45It's a pearl.
00:19:46Get another one.
00:19:49Something important about this.
00:19:52I'm sure.
00:19:53Maybe it's Moriarty.
00:19:56Maybe it's not.
00:20:01Are you having a premonition, brother of mine?
00:20:05The world is woven for billions of lives,
00:20:07every strand crossing every other.
00:20:09What we call premonition is just movement of the web.
00:20:12If you could attenuate to every strand of quivering data,
00:20:15the future would be entirely calculable,
00:20:17as inevitable as mathematics.
00:20:20Appointment in Sumatra.
00:20:22Sorry?
00:20:23The merchant who can't outrun death.
00:20:25You always hated that story as a child.
00:20:27Less keen on predestination back then.
00:20:30I'm not sure I like it now.
00:20:31You wrote your own version, as I remember.
00:20:33Appointment in Sumatra.
00:20:35The merchant goes to a different city and is perfectly fine.
00:20:39Good night, Mycroft.
00:20:40Then he becomes a pirate for some reason.
00:20:42Keep me informed.
00:20:43Of what?
00:20:43Absolutely no idea.
00:21:08I'm on.
00:21:23Oh, hiya, Stella.
00:21:25Greg.
00:21:25You, you, um...
00:21:28Yeah, he's just got a client, so...
00:21:29Right, right.
00:21:32Don't just see a lot of each other, do you?
00:21:34It's nothing.
00:21:35I mean, it's nothing serious.
00:21:37No, no.
00:21:38I just pop round every now and again for a chat.
00:21:40Yeah, of course.
00:21:41I mean, he loves a really tricky case.
00:21:43Yeah, he does.
00:21:45So, what are you here for?
00:21:46Well, uh, Interpol think the Borgia Pearl Trail leads back to London, so...
00:21:51Borgia Pearl, they're still after that, aren't they?
00:21:54So, how did you two first meet?
00:21:56Oh, well, there's a case about, um, ten years ago.
00:21:59Nobody could figure it out.
00:22:00There's an old lady found dead in a sauna.
00:22:03Oh, yeah?
00:22:03How'd she die?
00:22:05Hypothermia.
00:22:06What?
00:22:07I know, but then I met Sherlock.
00:22:08It was so simple.
00:22:09Will you two please keep it down?
00:22:11Sorry.
00:22:12Sorry.
00:22:12Ah, you haven't always been in life insurance, have you?
00:22:14You started out in manual labour.
00:22:16Oh, don't bother being astonished.
00:22:17Your right hand's almost an entire size bigger than your left.
00:22:19Hard manual work does that.
00:22:20I was a carpenter.
00:22:22I looked like my dad.
00:22:23You're trying to give up smoking unsuccessfully,
00:22:24and you once had a Japanese girlfriend that meant a lot to you,
00:22:26but now you feel indifferent about it.
00:22:28Where the hell?
00:22:30Who else?
00:22:31E-cigarettes.
00:22:32Not just that ten individual e-cigarettes.
00:22:34I know if you just want to smoke indoors,
00:22:35you would have invested in one of those irritating electronic pipe things,
00:22:38but you're convinced you can give up,
00:22:39so you don't want to buy a pipe because that means you're not serious about quitting,
00:22:42so instead you buy individual cigarettes,
00:22:44always sure that each will be your last.
00:22:45Anything to add, John?
00:22:47John?
00:22:48Uh, yeah, yeah, listening.
00:22:49What is that?
00:22:51That is me.
00:22:52Well, it's a me substitute.
00:22:54Don't be so hot on yourself.
00:22:55You know it.
00:22:55Barely your little contributions.
00:22:57Yeah?
00:22:58It's been there since nine this morning.
00:22:59Has it?
00:22:59Where were you?
00:23:00Helping Mrs. H with a sudoku.
00:23:02What about my girlfriend?
00:23:03What?
00:23:03You said I had an ex.
00:23:04You've got a Japanese tattoo in the crook of your elbow and the name of Karko.
00:23:07It's obvious you've tried to have it removed.
00:23:09But surely that means I want to forget her.
00:23:11Not that I'm indifferent.
00:23:12It should really hurt your feelings.
00:23:13You would have had the word obliterated,
00:23:14but the first attempt wasn't successful and you haven't tried again,
00:23:16so it seems you can live with the slightly blurred memory of Karko.
00:23:19Hence the indifference.
00:23:22I thought you'd done something clever.
00:23:24No, no.
00:23:25No, but now you've explained it.
00:23:26It's dead simple, innit?
00:23:30I've withheld this information from you until now, Mr. Kingsley,
00:23:33but I think it's time you knew the truth.
00:23:35What do you mean?
00:23:36Have you ever wondered if your wife was a little bit out of your league?
00:23:39Well, you thought she was having an affair.
00:23:41I'm afraid it's far worse than that.
00:23:42Your wife is a spy.
00:23:43What?
00:23:43That's right.
00:23:44Her real name is Greta Bangsdottir.
00:23:46Swedish by birth and probably the most dangerous spy in the world.
00:23:48She's been operating deep undercover for the past four years now as your wife,
00:23:51for one reason only, to get near the American embassy,
00:23:53which is across the road from your flat.
00:23:54Tomorrow, the U.S. president will be at the embassy
00:23:56as part of an official state visit.
00:23:58As the president greets members of staff,
00:23:59Greta Bangsdottir, disguised as a 22-stone cleaner,
00:24:01will inject the president to the back of the neck
00:24:03with a dangerous new drug,
00:24:04hidden inside a secret compartment inside her padded armpit.
00:24:06This drug will then render the president entirely susceptible
00:24:08to the will of that new master,
00:24:10none other than James Moriarty.
00:24:11Moriarty will then use the president as a pawn
00:24:13to destabilize the United Nations General Assembly,
00:24:15which is due to vote on a nuclear non-proliferation treaty,
00:24:17tipping the ballots in favor of a first-strike policy against Russia.
00:24:20This chain of events will then prove unstoppable,
00:24:22thus precipitating World War III.
00:24:24Are you serious?
00:24:25No, of course not.
00:24:26His wife left him because his breath stinks
00:24:27and he likes to wear her lingerie.
00:24:29I don't.
00:24:30Just the bras.
00:24:31Get out.
00:24:35So, what's this all about, then?
00:24:38Having fun?
00:24:39Fun.
00:24:39Well, I can.
00:24:42Poor's your pearl.
00:24:42Boring go.
00:24:43Go!
00:24:45This has better be good.
00:24:46Oh, I think you'll like it.
00:24:50That is the bust, isn't it?
00:24:52The one that was broken.
00:24:53No, it's another one.
00:24:54Different owner.
00:24:55Different part of town.
00:24:56You were right.
00:24:57This is a thing.
00:24:57Something's going on.
00:25:01What's wrong?
00:25:02I thought you'd be pleased.
00:25:03I am pleased.
00:25:03You don't look pleased.
00:25:05This is my game face.
00:25:07The game is on.
00:25:10Another two have been smashed since the Wellsboro one.
00:25:12One belonging to Mr. Moandis Hassan.
00:25:14Identical bust.
00:25:15Yeah, and this one to a Dr. Barnacott and Hoban.
00:25:17Three in total.
00:25:18God knows you'd want to do something like this.
00:25:19Yeah, but some people have that complex, don't they?
00:25:21An E-Day fix.
00:25:22They obsess over one thing and they can't let it go.
00:25:24No, no good.
00:25:25There were other images of Margaret.
00:25:27Margaret?
00:25:28You know who she is.
00:25:29That's her presence at the first break-in.
00:25:31Why would a monomaniac fix that in just one?
00:25:32Ooh.
00:25:33What?
00:25:33Blood?
00:25:35Quite a bit of it, too.
00:25:38Was there any injury at the crime scene?
00:25:40No.
00:25:41Then our suspect must have cut themselves breaking the bust.
00:25:43Come on.
00:25:44Hoban?
00:25:45Lambeth.
00:25:45Lambeth? Why?
00:25:46To see Toby.
00:25:47Ah, right.
00:25:48Who?
00:25:48You'll see.
00:25:49Right, are you coming?
00:25:50No, he's got a lunch date with a brunette forensic officer lady he doesn't want to be late for.
00:25:53Who told you?
00:25:54The right sleeve of a jacket plus the formaldehyde mixed with your cologne
00:25:57and your complete inability to stop looking at your watch.
00:25:59Have a good time.
00:26:00Oh.
00:26:01Trust me, though, she's not right for you.
00:26:03What?
00:26:03She's not the one.
00:26:05Well, thank you, mystic make.
00:26:08How do you work all day now?
00:26:09She's got three children in Rio that he doesn't know about.
00:26:11Are you just making this out?
00:26:12Possibly.
00:26:13Who's Toby?
00:26:13There's a kid I know.
00:26:14Hacker.
00:26:15Brilliant hacker.
00:26:15One of the world's best.
00:26:16Got himself into serious trouble with the Americans a couple of years ago.
00:26:19He hacked into the Pentagon security system and I managed to get him off the charge.
00:26:23Therefore, he owes me a favor.
00:26:25So, how does that help us?
00:26:26What?
00:26:27Toby the hacker.
00:26:28Toby's not the hacker.
00:26:29What?
00:26:30All right, Craig.
00:26:31All right, Sherlock.
00:26:32Craig's got a dog.
00:26:34So I see.
00:26:36Good flying.
00:26:37Hiya.
00:26:39Mary, what are you...
00:26:40We agreed.
00:26:42We would...
00:26:45Don't wait up.
00:26:46Hey, Sherlock.
00:26:46Mary, what are you doing here?
00:26:47She's better at this than you.
00:26:49Better?
00:26:49So I texted her.
00:26:50Hang on.
00:26:51Mary's better than me.
00:26:52Well, she's a retired super agent with a terrifying skill set.
00:26:54Of course she's better.
00:26:56Okay.
00:26:56Nothing personal.
00:26:57Well, so I'm supposed to just go home now, am I?
00:26:59Oh, what do you think, Sherlock?
00:27:00Should we take him with us?
00:27:01John on the dog.
00:27:02Ha-ha, it's funny.
00:27:02John.
00:27:03He's handy and loyal.
00:27:04That's hilarious.
00:27:05Is it too early for a divorce?
00:27:07Barnacott's house, then.
00:27:09Anyone up for a trudge?
00:27:10Keep up.
00:27:11He's fast.
00:27:12He's not moving.
00:27:13He's thinking.
00:27:17He's really not moving.
00:27:18Slow, but sure, John.
00:27:19Not dissimilar to yourself.
00:27:22You just like this dog, don't you?
00:27:25Well, I like you.
00:27:26He's still not moving.
00:27:29Fascinating.
00:27:30Oh.
00:27:50Well, what do you make of it?
00:27:51I was looking for something.
00:27:53Yes, but it wasn't a burglar.
00:27:54They came specifically to bat Thatcherbust.
00:27:56Why?
00:28:23Well, if you were wounded and you knew you were leaving a trail, where would you go?
00:28:26Or hiding a tree in a forest.
00:28:27Or blood in a butcher's.
00:28:29Never mind.
00:28:29I'll be better at that next time.
00:28:32This is it, though.
00:28:32This is the one.
00:28:33I can feel it.
00:28:34What more he asked him?
00:28:35Has to be him.
00:28:36It's too bizarre.
00:28:37It's too baroque.
00:28:38It's designed to beguile me, tease me, lure me in.
00:28:41Last.
00:28:42A noose for me to put my neck into.
00:29:01I should have seen the state of the front room.
00:29:04It was like the exorcist.
00:29:06There's Rosie's head spinning around.
00:29:08No, it's just the projectile vomiting.
00:29:11Nice.
00:29:13Now, you think we'd have noticed when she was born.
00:29:16Notice what?
00:29:18A little 666 half-wide.
00:29:20No, no, no, no.
00:29:21Just the iron man.
00:29:24So?
00:29:25You said it was like the exorcist.
00:29:26They're two different things.
00:29:27You can't be the devil and the antipress.
00:29:33Yeah, can't she?
00:29:36Come on, darling.
00:29:38Mummy's coming.
00:29:40Oh, why are you two coming here?
00:29:43Why are you two coming here?
00:29:47You heard of that thing?
00:29:48In Germany?
00:29:50You're going to have to be more specific, Craig.
00:29:53Hostalgie.
00:29:54People who miss the old days under the communists.
00:29:56People are weird, aren't they?
00:29:58According to this, there's quite a market for Cold War memorabilia.
00:30:02Thatcher, Reagan, Stalin.
00:30:04Time's a great leveller, isn't it?
00:30:05Thatcher's like, I don't know, Napoleon now.
00:30:08That's fascinating and relevant.
00:30:09Where exactly did they come from?
00:30:10I've got into the records of the supply as Gelder & Co.
00:30:13Seems they're from Georgia.
00:30:15Where exactly?
00:30:16Tbilisi.
00:30:17Batch of six.
00:30:18One to Wellsboro, one to Hassan, one to Dr. Barbicott.
00:30:21Two to Miss Oriharka, one to a Mr. Jack Sandiford of Reading.
00:30:26The Stroud, another one?
00:30:27Yeah.
00:30:27Harker or Sandiford?
00:30:30Harker.
00:30:31And it's murder this time.
00:30:32Hmm, that perks things up a bit.
00:30:43Defensive wounds on her face and hands.
00:30:45Throat cut.
00:30:46Sharp blade.
00:30:47The same thing inside the house.
00:30:48The bus.
00:30:49Two of them this time.
00:30:50Interesting.
00:30:51That batch of statues was made in Tbilisi several years ago.
00:30:53Limited edition of six.
00:30:54And now someone's wondering about destroying them all.
00:30:56Makes no sense.
00:30:57What's the point?
00:30:58They're not destroying them.
00:30:58That's not what's happening.
00:31:00Yes, it is.
00:31:00Well, it is what's happening, but it's not the point.
00:31:02I've been slow.
00:31:02I'm too slow.
00:31:03Well, I'm still being slow over here, so if you wouldn't mind...
00:31:05Slow, but lucky.
00:31:06Very lucky.
00:31:07Since they smashed both busts, our luck might just hold.
00:31:10Jack Sandiford of Reading is where I'm going next.
00:31:12Congratulations, by the way.
00:31:14Sorry?
00:31:14Well, you're about to solve a big one.
00:31:16Yeah, until John publishes his blog.
00:31:19Yeah.
00:31:19Till then, basically.
00:31:36It's enough now, love.
00:31:41Daddy has things to do, I'm afraid.
00:31:43Do you need to get to bed?
00:31:46Come on.
00:32:01Come on.
00:32:16It'd be much simpler to take out your grievances at the polling station.
00:32:36You were on the run.
00:32:38No one to hide your precious cargo.
00:32:43You find yourself in a workshop.
00:32:45Plows to bust at the Iron Lady drawings.
00:32:46Clever.
00:32:47Very clever.
00:32:48Now you've met me, and you're not so clever, are you?
00:32:51Who are you?
00:32:52My name's Sherlock Holmes.
00:32:55Goodbye, Sherlock Holmes.
00:32:56From what?
00:33:07Come on.
00:33:11Come on.
00:33:12I don't know what's going on.
00:34:06I don't know.
00:34:15You're out of time.
00:34:17Tell me about your boss, Moriarty.
00:34:18Who?
00:34:19I know it's him. It must be him.
00:34:22You think you understand?
00:34:24You understand nothing?
00:34:26Well, before the police come in and spot things,
00:34:28why don't we just enjoy the moment?
00:34:30Let me present Interpol's number one case.
00:34:33Too tough for them, too boring for me.
00:34:37The Black Pearl of the Borgias.
00:34:46It's not possible.
00:34:49How could she?
00:34:54Everything about who I was is on there.
00:34:56The problems of your past are your business.
00:34:59The problems of your future
00:35:02are my privilege.
00:35:09I don't understand.
00:35:12She...
00:35:13She destroyed it.
00:35:15She?
00:35:19You know her.
00:35:21You do, don't you?
00:35:23You know the bitch.
00:35:25She betrayed me.
00:35:27Betrayed us all.
00:35:28No worries.
00:35:30This is about Mary.
00:35:32That's not what she's calling herself.
00:35:34Oh, police!
00:35:35Just a real minute.
00:35:36Get to me.
00:35:38Get to me!
00:35:39I want to see your hands above your head.
00:35:42Nobody's shooting me anyone's shoes.
00:35:43I kill this man.
00:35:44Lay down your weapons.
00:35:46Kill it now.
00:35:47I'm leaving this place.
00:35:49If no one follows me, no one dies.
00:35:51Lay down your weapons.
00:35:53You're policemen.
00:35:54I'm a professional.
00:35:56Tell her she's a dead woman.
00:35:59She's a dead woman walking.
00:36:00She's my friend.
00:36:03And she's under my protection.
00:36:05Who are you?
00:36:07I'm the man...
00:36:09who's gonna kill your friend.
00:36:12Who's Sherlock Holmes?
00:36:15Not a policeman.
00:36:39What do you think?
00:36:41They didn't do.
00:36:43Yes, Woody.
00:36:44Don't antagonize them, darling.
00:36:46What else is there to do?
00:36:47Chess pulls after three months.
00:36:49Everything pulls.
00:36:51They'll send someone soon.
00:36:53They?
00:36:54Who are they?
00:36:55Seems to me we put an awful lot of faith in them.
00:36:58I've got something they would dearly love
00:37:00if only we could get out of here.
00:37:03I've got ammo.
00:37:04Ammo?
00:37:26Madam Ambassador.
00:37:28What took you so long?
00:37:30Can't get the staff.
00:37:31Everyone out!
00:37:35To your left!
00:37:47What now?
00:37:49What do we do?
00:37:53We die.
00:38:02What do we do?
00:38:08Well?
00:38:09He can't have got far.
00:38:10We'll have him in a beer.
00:38:11I very much doubt it.
00:38:12Why?
00:38:13Because I think he used to work with Mary.
00:38:42What do you do?
00:38:43I'll have to shoot at Owen.
00:38:45Live!
00:38:47Don't strike!
00:38:54Don't strike!
00:38:56Don't strike!
00:39:00It's Roman.
00:39:03Just bring some fire.
00:39:05Don't strike me.
00:39:05Don't strike me.
00:39:12Remember the other equipment.
00:39:14Ammo! Ammo!
00:39:27Passed out again. It's not fun when they pass out.
00:39:31We'll come back later.
00:39:32What would he do if he knew, huh? About the English woman?
00:39:36What would you do to a traitor?
00:39:38Maybe we'll tell him one day, if he lives that long.
00:39:53See you later.
00:39:57We'll be right back in the house later.
00:39:57I can't talk to him, I can't believe he is.
00:40:04Only one day.
00:40:05I don't know.
00:40:05We can't talk to him.
00:40:07I have to do some of these miracles.
00:40:07I don't know anybody since I was the Holy Spirit.
00:40:08I don't know him before me.
00:40:12I don't understand him, I don't understand him.
00:40:13I don't know him.
00:40:13I don't know.
00:40:52I am an idiot.
00:40:54I know nothing.
00:40:56Well, I've been telling you that for ages.
00:40:57That was quite a text you sent me.
00:41:01What's going on, Sherlock?
00:41:02I was so convinced it was Moriarty, I couldn't see what was right under my nose.
00:41:06I expected a pal.
00:41:13Oh, my God, that's a...
00:41:14Yes, it's an agri-memory stick, like you gave John, except this one belongs to someone else.
00:41:19Who?
00:41:20I don't know.
00:41:21We all had one, but the others...
00:41:23Haven't you even looked at it yet?
00:41:24I glanced at it, but I prefer to hear it from you.
00:41:26Why?
00:41:28Because I'll know the truth when I hear it.
00:41:30Oh, my God.
00:41:37There were four of us.
00:41:39Agents.
00:41:40Not just agents.
00:41:41Polite term.
00:41:43Alex.
00:41:44Gabriel.
00:41:46Me.
00:41:47And AJ.
00:41:50There was absolute trust between us.
00:41:52The memory sticks guaranteed it.
00:41:54We all had one.
00:41:56Each containing aliases, our background, everything.
00:41:59We could never be betrayed because we had everything we needed to destroy the other.
00:42:03Who implied you?
00:42:04Anyone who paid well.
00:42:06I mean, we were at the top of our game for years, and then it all ended.
00:42:10There was a coup in Georgia.
00:42:13The British Embassy in Tbilisi was taken over.
00:42:14Lots of hostages.
00:42:15We got the call to go in, get them out.
00:42:17There was a change of plan, a last-minute adjustment.
00:42:20Who from?
00:42:20I don't know.
00:42:21Just another voice on the phone.
00:42:24And a code word.
00:42:26Ammo.
00:42:27Ammo?
00:42:28Like ammunition.
00:42:30We went in, but then something went wrong.
00:42:34Something went really wrong.
00:42:48That was six years ago.
00:42:50It feels like forever.
00:42:52I was the only one that made it out.
00:42:54No.
00:42:56What?
00:42:57I met someone tonight.
00:43:00Seems someone who's looking for the sixth Thatcher.
00:43:10Oh, my God.
00:43:10That's AJ.
00:43:11That's him.
00:43:11Well, he's alive.
00:43:12Yeah, very much so.
00:43:15I don't believe it.
00:43:16This is amazing.
00:43:17I thought I was the only one.
00:43:18I thought I was the only one who got out.
00:43:19Where is he?
00:43:19I need to see him now.
00:43:20Before you gave it to John, did you keep your memory stick safe?
00:43:23Yeah, of course.
00:43:24It was our insurance.
00:43:26Above all, they mustn't fall into enemy hands.
00:43:28So AJ survived as well.
00:43:30And now he's looking for the memory stick.
00:43:32He managed to hide with all of Agra's old aliases on it.
00:43:35But why?
00:43:35I don't know.
00:43:37Tbilisi was six years ago.
00:43:38Where's he been?
00:43:44Mary, I'm sorry to tell you this, but he wants you dead.
00:43:49Sorry, no.
00:43:50No, because we were family.
00:43:52Family's fallout.
00:43:54The memory stick is the easiest way to track you down.
00:43:57You're the only other survivor.
00:43:58It must be you that he wants.
00:44:00And he's already killed looking for the Thatcher best.
00:44:02He's just trying to find me.
00:44:03He survived.
00:44:04That's all that matters.
00:44:05I heard it from his own mouth.
00:44:07Tell her she's a dead woman walking.
00:44:12Why would he want to kill me?
00:44:14He said you betrayed him.
00:44:15Oh, no, no.
00:44:16That's insane.
00:44:19Well, it's what he believes.
00:44:27I suppose I was always afraid this might happen.
00:44:29That something in my past would come back to haunt me one day.
00:44:32Yes, well, he's a very tangible ghost.
00:44:34God, I just wanted a bit of peace, and I really thought I had it.
00:44:37No, Mary.
00:44:40You do.
00:44:42I made a vow, remember?
00:44:45To look after the three of you.
00:44:48Sherlock, the dragon slayer.
00:44:51Stay close to me, and I will keep you safe from him, I promise you.
00:44:56There's something I think you should read.
00:44:58What is it?
00:45:00I hoped I wouldn't have to do this.
00:45:06What do you...
00:45:10There you go.
00:45:11There you go.
00:45:12It's all right.
00:45:13It's for the best.
00:45:15Believe me.
00:45:19You just look after them until I get back.
00:45:21I'm sorry.
00:45:22I'm so sorry.
00:45:23I'm sorry.
00:45:53Agra, the city on the banks of the river Yumuna in the northern state of Utapra.
00:45:57Bangladesh, India. It is 378 kilometers west of the state capital Lucknow.
00:46:01What are you, Wikipedia?
00:46:02Yes.
00:46:03Agra is an acronym.
00:46:04Oh, good. I love an acronym. All the best secret societies have them.
00:46:08Team of agents, the best. But you know all that.
00:46:10Of course I do. Come on.
00:46:12One of them, AJ, is looking for Mary. Also one of the team.
00:46:15Indeed. Well, that's news to me.
00:46:17Is it?
00:46:19He's already killed looking for that memory stick. Agra always worked for the highest bidder. I thought that might include
00:46:22you.
00:46:23Me?
00:46:23I mean the British government or whatever government you're currently propping up.
00:46:27Agra were very reliable. Then came the Tbilisi incident. They were sent in to free the hostages, but it all
00:46:33went horribly wrong.
00:46:35And that was that. We stopped using freelancers.
00:46:37Your initiative?
00:46:38My initiative. Freelancers are too woolly, too messy. I don't like loose ends. Not on my watch.
00:46:48There was something else. A detail. A code word.
00:46:55Ammo.
00:46:56That's all I've got.
00:46:57Little enough.
00:46:59Could you do some digging as a favor?
00:47:00You don't have many favors left.
00:47:02Then I'm calling them all in.
00:47:04And if you can find who's after her and neutralize them, what then? You think you can go on saving
00:47:09her forever?
00:47:09Of course.
00:47:10Is that sentiment talking?
00:47:12No. It's me.
00:47:14Difficult to tell the difference these days.
00:47:16I told you. I made a promise. A vow.
00:47:20All right. I'll see what I can do.
00:47:23But remember this, rather mine.
00:47:25Agents like Mary tend not to reach retirement age.
00:47:29They get retired in a pretty permanent sort of way.
00:47:34Not on my watch.
00:47:36My darling.
00:47:38I need to tell you this, because you mustn't hate me for going away.
00:47:42Pardon me. I can hear a squeaking. Can you hear a squeaking?
00:47:46No.
00:47:47Only I watched a documentary on the Discovery Channel.
00:47:51Why planes fail? Did you see it?
00:47:52Can't see it.
00:47:53Oh, truly terrifying. Swore I would never fly again, yet here I am.
00:47:57Everything okay, madam?
00:47:58No. No, no, it's not. But then what's the use in complaining?
00:48:01I hear a squeaking. Probably the wing will come off is all.
00:48:05Everything's fine, I promise you. Just relax.
00:48:08Oh, okay. Relax. She said relax.
00:48:12Did you have a nice time in London?
00:48:15I was okay, I guess.
00:48:16But did somebody hide the sun? Did you lose it in the war?
00:48:24I gave myself permission to have an ordinary life.
00:48:29I'm not running. I promise you that.
00:48:30I just need to do this in my own way.
00:48:33Oh, God.
00:48:35I don't feel so good. Oh, my God.
00:48:43Everything okay, madam?
00:48:44I think I'm dying. I don't feel so good.
00:48:47You're all right.
00:48:48Oh, you're sweet.
00:48:50You have a very kind face.
00:48:52God will smile on you.
00:48:56But I don't want you and Sherlock hanging off my gun arm.
00:48:59I'm sorry, my love.
00:49:11I know you'll try to find me, but there is no point.
00:49:15Every move is random, and not even Sherlock Holmes can anticipate the roll of a dice.
00:49:25I need to move the target far, far away from you and Rosie, and then I'll come back, my darling.
00:49:32I swear I will.
00:49:42I swear I will.
00:50:01I swear.
00:50:04I swear I will.
00:50:06I swear I will.
00:50:09I swear I could have blown away from you and Rosie, but I will.
00:50:22Oh, my God.
00:50:53You guys are the young man!
00:50:55You guys are the young man!
00:50:56You guys are the young man!
00:51:02There's no more.
00:51:03Not like this, my friend.
00:51:05You haven't got a chance.
00:51:06Not a chance.
00:51:09I've got you where I want you.
00:51:11Give in! Give in!
00:51:12I will destroy you!
00:51:14You're completely at my mercy.
00:51:16Mr. Baker, well that completes the set.
00:51:18No it is not.
00:51:20Where else am I missing?
00:51:21Master Bun, it's not the set without him.
00:51:23How many more times, Mr. Sherlock?
00:51:25Maybe I suppose I'm not familiar with the concept.
00:51:27Oh, hi Mary.
00:51:28What concept?
00:51:29Happy families.
00:51:30Nice trip.
00:51:32How the f-
00:51:32Please Mary, there is a child present.
00:51:35How did you get in here?
00:51:37Grim, let me in.
00:51:38Hello.
00:51:39Grim, would you be so kind just to purchase some tea?
00:51:41Sure.
00:51:43Nice to meet you, Mrs.
00:51:47No, I mean, how did you find me?
00:51:51I'm Sherlock Holmes.
00:51:52Really though, how?
00:51:53Every movement I made was entirely random.
00:51:55Every new personality just on the roll of a dice!
00:51:58Mary, no human action is ever truly random.
00:52:00An advanced class with the mathematics and probability mapped onto a thorough apprehension of human psychology
00:52:04and the known dispositions of any given individual could reduce the number of variables considerably.
00:52:08I myself know of at least 58 techniques to refine this seemingly infinite array of randomly generated possibilities
00:52:12down to the smallest number of feasible variables.
00:52:16But they're really difficult since I just stuck a tracer on the inside of the memory stick.
00:52:21Oh, you bastard!
00:52:24You bastard!
00:52:25I know, but your face!
00:52:26The mathematics of probability?
00:52:28You believe that?
00:52:29Feasible variables?
00:52:30Yes, I started to run out about then.
00:52:32In the memory stick?
00:52:33Yeah, that was my idea.
00:52:45Agra.
00:52:46Yes.
00:52:47You said it was your initials.
00:52:51In a way, that was true.
00:52:53In a way.
00:52:54So many lies.
00:52:57I'm so sorry.
00:52:59No, don't just mean you.
00:53:01What?
00:53:01Alex, Gabriel, AJ, E, your R.
00:53:10Rosamund.
00:53:12Rosamund Mary.
00:53:16I've always liked Mary.
00:53:19Yeah, me too.
00:53:22I used to.
00:53:25I didn't know what else to do.
00:53:26You could have stayed.
00:53:27You could have talked to me.
00:53:28That's what couples are supposed to do.
00:53:30Work things through.
00:53:34Yes.
00:53:36Yes, of course.
00:53:37Mary, I may not be a very good man.
00:53:40But I think I'm a bit better than you give me credit for.
00:53:43Most of the time.
00:53:43All the time.
00:53:45You're always a good man, John.
00:53:47I've never doubted that.
00:53:48You never judge.
00:53:49You never complain.
00:53:50I don't deserve you.
00:53:52I...
00:53:54All I ever wanted to do was keep you and Rosie safe, that's all.
00:54:01I will keep you safe.
00:54:06But it has to be London.
00:54:07It's my city.
00:54:08I know the turf.
00:54:11Come home and everything will be all right, I promise you.
00:54:15Get down!
00:54:23Hello again.
00:54:24AJ.
00:54:25Do you remember me?
00:54:26I'm torched.
00:54:27Look, I thought you were dead.
00:54:28Believe me, I did.
00:54:29I've been looking forward to this for longer than you can imagine.
00:54:32I swear to you, I thought you were dead.
00:54:35I thought I was the only one who got out.
00:54:37How did you find us?
00:54:39I'm following you, Sherlock Holmes.
00:54:41I mean, you're clever.
00:54:42You found her, but I found you, so perhaps not so clever.
00:54:46And now here we are.
00:54:48At last.
00:54:53Touché.
00:54:54Listen.
00:54:55Whatever you think you know, we can talk about this.
00:54:57We can work it out.
00:54:58If she thought I was dead, I might as well have a few.
00:55:02It was always just the four of us.
00:55:03Always, remember?
00:55:05Oh yeah.
00:55:05So why do you want to kill me?
00:55:07Do you know how long they kept me prisoner?
00:55:08What they did to me?
00:55:11They tortured Alex to death.
00:55:13I can still hear the sound of his back breaking.
00:55:15But you, you, where were you?
00:55:18That day at the embassy, I escaped.
00:55:20But I lost sight of you too, so you explain.
00:55:23Where were you?
00:55:23Oh, I got out.
00:55:25For a while.
00:55:26Long enough to hide my memory sticks.
00:55:29I didn't want that to fall into their hands.
00:55:31I was loyal, you see.
00:55:33Loyal to my friends.
00:55:35But they took me, tortured me.
00:55:37Not for information.
00:55:41Not for anything except for fun.
00:55:44I thought I'd give in.
00:55:46Die.
00:55:47But I didn't.
00:55:48I lived.
00:55:50Eventually they forgot about me.
00:55:51It's rotten in a cell somewhere.
00:55:53Six years they kept me there.
00:55:55Until one day I saw my chance.
00:55:58And I made them pay.
00:56:00You know, all the time I was there.
00:56:02I just kept picking up things.
00:56:04Little whispers.
00:56:05Laughter.
00:56:06Gossip.
00:56:07How the clever agents had been betrayed.
00:56:10Brought down by you.
00:56:12Me?
00:56:21You know I'll kill you too.
00:56:23You know I will, AJ.
00:56:25What do you think I care if I die?
00:56:27I've dreamed of killing you.
00:56:30Every night for six years.
00:56:33Squeezing the life out of your treacherous lying throat.
00:56:36I swear to you, AJ.
00:56:38What did you hear, AJ?
00:56:40When you were a prisoner, what exactly did you hear?
00:56:45What did I hear?
00:56:48Amma.
00:56:50Every day as they twine to me.
00:56:52Amma.
00:56:53Amma.
00:56:55Amma.
00:56:57Amma.
00:56:59We were betrayed.
00:57:00And they said it was her.
00:57:01And you betrayed us.
00:57:02They said her name.
00:57:04Yeah, they said it was the English woman.
00:57:06No!
00:57:07No!
00:57:16The English woman, that's all he heard.
00:57:18Naturally he assumed it was Mary.
00:57:20Couldn't this wait until you're back?
00:57:21No, it's not over.
00:57:22AJ said that they'd been betrayed to the hostage takers.
00:57:24New Agra were coming.
00:57:26There was only a voice on the phone.
00:57:28Remember, and a code word.
00:57:30Ammo, yes, you said.
00:57:32How's your Latin, brother dear?
00:57:34My Latin?
00:57:35Ammo, ammas, amat.
00:57:38I love, you love, he loves, what?
00:57:40Not ammo as in ammunition, but ammo meaning.
00:57:47You'd better be right, Sherlock.
00:58:11You'd better be right, Sherlock.
00:58:14What?
00:58:25Somebody lied.
00:58:27I love just being you.
00:58:53Hello.
00:58:53Ah, hello.
00:58:55I like your duty.
00:58:56Thank you, yeah.
00:58:57It's not really me though, I think.
00:58:58No.
00:58:59No, no, it's too floral for me.
00:59:00I'm more of a knackered with weary old eyes kind of guy.
00:59:03I think they're nice.
00:59:06Nice eyes.
00:59:10I don't normally do that.
00:59:12But you're gonna?
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:17What's this?
00:59:18This is me.
00:59:21Cheers.
00:59:22Yeah.
00:59:23Bye.
00:59:24Bye.
00:59:54Bye.
01:00:25Bye.
01:00:25Well, you think we'd have noticed when she was born.
01:00:28Noticed what?
01:00:29The old 666 on her forehead.
01:00:33No, no, no, no.
01:00:34Just the omen.
01:00:37So?
01:00:37You said it was like the exorcist.
01:00:39They're two different things.
01:00:40She can't be the devil and the Antichrist.
01:00:45Yeah, can't she?
01:00:46Yeah.
01:00:48Coming, darling.
01:00:49Keep coming.
01:00:50Keep coming.
01:00:51Hope you've got something too big.
01:01:01Shh, shh.
01:01:03Shh, shh, shh.
01:01:04Oh.
01:01:09Shh, shh, shh.
01:01:11Oh.
01:01:16Shh.
01:01:17Look, look.
01:01:30Daddy.
01:01:32Daddy.
01:01:33Daddy.
01:01:34It's okay, Rosie.
01:01:35Come on.
01:01:35I'll take it.
01:01:36Yeah?
01:01:37Yeah, I know as well.
01:01:38Hey, baby.
01:01:39Daddy.
01:01:40Daddy.
01:01:41Come here, Rose.
01:01:42Yeah.
01:01:42No, darling, it's all right.
01:01:45Yeah, thank you.
01:01:46All right.
01:01:46Let's go.
01:02:32this is absolutely ridiculous and you know it how many more times six years ago you held the brief
01:02:38for foreign operations codename love and you're basing all this on a codename on a whispered
01:02:45voice in the telephone come on mycroft you were the conduit for agra every assignment every detail
01:02:51they got from you it was my job then there was a tbilisi instant agra went in yes and they
01:02:57were
01:02:57betrayed not by me mycroft we've known each other a long time i promise you i haven't the foggiest
01:03:08idea what all this is about you wound up agra and all the other freelancers i haven't done
01:03:16any of the things you're accusing me of not one
01:03:22not one
01:03:38do you think she'll like bedtime stories i'd like to do those
01:03:41yeah yeah just make a series of gurgling noises at the moment
01:03:44although she does seem to enjoy them
01:03:47well i'll have to give that a go got a lot to catch up on
01:04:06you think you'll disturb them you'll disturb nothing
01:04:36you don't make it easy do you what do you mean
01:04:40i've been being so perfect
01:04:45mary
01:04:48i need to tell you hang on
01:04:52can you tell me later
01:04:54yeah great yeah
01:04:57well no we can't just go
01:04:58rosie uh you go
01:05:00no i'll um come as soon as i've found someone mrs hudson
01:05:02call food till saturday molly
01:05:04uh yeah i'll try
01:05:04well we should both stay and wait for her
01:05:06you know that's not gonna happen if there's more to this case you're the one who needs to see it
01:05:09yeah okay you win
01:05:24ladies and gentlemen
01:05:41your office said i'd find you here
01:05:43this was always my favorite spot for agents to meet
01:05:49we're like them
01:05:50we're like them
01:05:51ghostly
01:05:51living in the shadows
01:05:54predatory
01:05:55well it depends which side you're on
01:05:57also we have to keep moving or we die
01:06:00last location for the final act
01:06:01couldn't have chosen it better myself
01:06:03but then i never could resist a touch of the dramatic
01:06:05i just come here to look at the fish
01:06:08i knew this would happen one day
01:06:12it's like that old story
01:06:13i really am a very busy man
01:06:14do you mind cutting to the chase
01:06:15you're very sure of yourself aren't you
01:06:17with good reason
01:06:18there was once a merchant
01:06:20in a famous market in baghdad
01:06:24i really have never liked this story
01:06:25i'm just like
01:06:27the merchant in the story
01:06:28i thought i could outrun the inevitable
01:06:30i've always been looking over my shoulder
01:06:33always expecting to see the grim figure of death
01:06:36hello mary
01:06:36hey
01:06:37john
01:06:37on his way
01:06:38let me introduce ammo
01:06:41you were ammo
01:06:43you were the person on the phone that time
01:06:45using agra as her private assassination unit
01:06:48why did you betray us
01:06:49why does anyone do anything
01:06:50let me guess
01:06:51selling secrets
01:06:52well it would be churlish to refuse
01:06:55worked very well for a few years
01:06:57i bought a nice cottage in cornwall on the back of it
01:07:00but
01:07:01the ambassador in tuclisi found out
01:07:04i thought i'd had it
01:07:06then she was taken hostage in that coup
01:07:09i couldn't believe my luck
01:07:10that bought me a little town
01:07:12but then you found out your boss had sent anger in
01:07:14very handy
01:07:15they're always such reliable killers
01:07:17what you didn't know mary
01:07:18was that this one also tipped off the hostage takers
01:07:21lady smallwood gave the order
01:07:23that i sent another one to the terrorists
01:07:26with a nice little clue about her code name
01:07:29i'm sure at any point have an inquiring mind
01:07:32seem to do the trick
01:07:33and you thought your troubles were over
01:07:35i was tired
01:07:37tired of the mess of it all
01:07:41i just wanted some peace and clarity
01:07:46the hostages were killed
01:07:48agra too
01:07:49or so i thought
01:07:51my secret was safe
01:07:54but apparently not
01:07:58just a little peace
01:08:00that's all you wanted too
01:08:01wasn't it
01:08:03a family
01:08:04home
01:08:05really i understand
01:08:09so
01:08:11just let me get out of here right
01:08:13let me just walk away
01:08:15i'll vanish
01:08:16i'll go forever
01:08:19what'd you say
01:08:20after what you did
01:08:22mary no
01:08:27london aquarium
01:08:29yes now
01:08:33i was never a field agent
01:08:34i always thought i'd be rather good
01:08:38lady how did the operation
01:08:39need to please you very well
01:08:41thanks
01:08:41for a secretary
01:08:42what
01:08:43can't have been easy all those years
01:08:45sitting in the back
01:08:46keeping your mouth shut
01:08:47when you knew you were cleverer than most of the people in the room
01:08:49i didn't do this out of jealousy
01:08:51no
01:08:53same old prudge
01:08:54day in day out
01:08:56never getting out there
01:08:57where all the excitement was
01:08:58just back to your little flat on wakemore street
01:09:02they've taken up the pavement outside the post office there
01:09:05the local clay on your shoes is very distinctive
01:09:07yes your little flat
01:09:08how do you know
01:09:09well on your salary it would have to be modest
01:09:10and you spent all the money on that cottage didn't you
01:09:12and what are you widowed or divorced
01:09:15wedding ring's at least thirty years old and you move it to another finger that means you're sentimentally attached to
01:09:19it but you're not still married
01:09:20i favor widowed given the number of cats you share your life with
01:09:22sherlock
01:09:23two burmese and a tortoise shell judging by the cat hairs on your cardigan
01:09:26a divorcee is more likely to look for a new partner
01:09:28a widow to fill the void left by her dead husband
01:09:30sherlock don't
01:09:31cats do that or so i'm told
01:09:32and there's clearly no one new in your life otherwise you wouldn't be spending your friday nights in an aquarium
01:09:35that probably accounts for the dream problem too
01:09:37it's like tremor in your hand
01:09:38the red wine stain ghosting your top lip
01:09:40so yes
01:09:41i say jealousy was your motive after all
01:09:45to prove how good you are
01:09:47to make up for the inadequacies of your little life
01:09:52well mrs norbury
01:09:53i must admit this is unexpected
01:09:56vivian norbury
01:09:58you outsmarted them all
01:10:01all except sherlock holmes
01:10:05there's no way out
01:10:08so it would seem
01:10:11you've seen right through me mr holmes
01:10:13it's what i do
01:10:16maybe i can still surprise you
01:10:19come on be sensible
01:10:22no i don't think so
01:10:42it's gonna be okay
01:10:43get a napulous
01:10:46it's all right
01:10:46mary
01:10:50mary
01:10:51mary stay with me
01:10:52come on doctor you can do better than that
01:10:55come on mary
01:10:55mary
01:10:57come on
01:10:57john i think this is it
01:10:59no no no no
01:10:59it's not
01:11:00you made me so happy
01:11:02you gave me
01:11:03everything i could ever ever
01:11:06wanted
01:11:07mary
01:11:07mary
01:11:08look after rosie
01:11:10promise me
01:11:11i promise
01:11:12yes i promise
01:11:13promise
01:11:13i promise
01:11:16hey
01:11:17yes
01:11:20i like you
01:11:22did i ever say
01:11:25yes yes you did
01:11:26i'm sorry
01:11:28for shooting you that time
01:11:31i'm really sorry
01:11:32sorry
01:11:33it's alright
01:11:34i think we're even now okay
01:11:36okay
01:11:37okay
01:11:38i think we're even
01:11:39mary
01:11:39even definitely
01:11:40even
01:11:41you are
01:11:42you are my whole world
01:11:50Be Mary Watson was the only life, one living thing.
01:12:39Don't you dare, you may love her.
01:12:48Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:13:28Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:13:45Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:14:21Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:14:22Do you want to talk about it?
01:14:33Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:14:54Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:14:58Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:14:59Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:15:06Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:15:29Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:16:05Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:16:13Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:16:34Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:16:42Don't you dare, you just want me.
01:16:47Don't you dare to say to me, would you.
01:16:48Don't worry.
01:16:50Just that.
01:16:52I'd be very grateful.
01:16:58what's this oh i brought that up it was mixed up with my things
01:17:07oh god is that must be oh i knew it wouldn't end like this i knew moriarty made plans
01:17:18thought that would get your attention so this is in case
01:17:25in case the day comes if you're watching this i'm probably dead i hope i can have an ordinary
01:17:33life but who knows nothing's certain nothing's written my old life it was full of consequences
01:17:45the danger was the fun part but you can't outrun that forever you need to remember that so
01:17:53i'm giving you a case sherlock
01:17:59might be the hardest case of your career when i'm gone if i'm gone
01:18:08i need you to do something for me
01:18:19hi
01:18:22i just wondered how things were going and if there was anything i could do
01:18:31it's uh it's from john
01:18:35right you don't need to read it now
01:18:39i'm sorry sherlock he says john said if he were to come around asking after him offering to help
01:18:49yes he said that he'd rather have anyone but you
01:18:56anyone
01:19:11i'm giving you a case sherlock
01:19:18when i'm gone
01:19:20when i'm gone if i'm gone
01:19:33save him
01:19:34sherlock
01:19:44when does the path we walk on lock around our feet
01:19:52when does the road become a river with only one destination
01:19:58death waits for us all in samara
01:20:01but can samara be avoided
01:20:04but can samara be avoided
01:20:04but can samara be avoided
01:20:13and i have found a way in case that we are going to be an event that we can do
01:20:13can find that there are a certain things that are saying that ha