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00:00:08You
00:00:14It's a trick
00:00:16Just a magic trick
00:00:18No, I stop it now
00:00:21Stay exactly where you are
00:00:23Don't move. You're right
00:00:27Keep your eyes fixed on me
00:00:31Please, would you do this for me?
00:00:32Do what?
00:00:34This phone calls
00:00:37It's my note
00:00:41That's what people do, don't they?
00:00:44Leave a note
00:00:45Leave a note when?
00:00:49Goodbye, John
00:00:50No, don't
00:01:05I don't
00:01:07I don't
00:01:10I don't
00:01:11I don't
00:01:18I don't
00:03:32You know, they were killed.
00:03:34That's all this is.
00:03:36You pushed us all into thinking that Sherlock was a fraud to you and Donovan.
00:03:40You did this and it killed him and he's staying dead.
00:03:44Do you honestly believe that if you have enough stupid theories, it's going to change what
00:03:47really happened?
00:03:49I believe in Sherlock Holmes.
00:03:52Yeah, well that won't bring him back.
00:03:53And then after extensive police investigations, Richard Brooke did indeed prove to be the creation
00:03:59of James Moriarty.
00:04:00It's unprecedented scenes there was uproar in court where Sherlock Holmes was vindicated and
00:04:04cleared of all suspicions.
00:04:05Sadly, all this comes too late for the detective who became something of a celebrity years ago.
00:04:10Questions are now being asked as to why police let matters get so far.
00:04:15Sherlock Holmes fell to his death from the top of London's Barnes Hospital.
00:04:19Although he let them know, friends say he's unlike...
00:04:21Well then, have some friends.
00:04:25Sherlock.
00:04:26Sherlock.
00:04:27And may God rest his soul.
00:04:51Sherlock Holmes.
00:04:52Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:04Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:06Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:06Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:08Sherlock Holmes.
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00:05:12Sherlock Holmes.
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00:05:14Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:16Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:18Sherlock Holmes.
00:05:19Fuck!
00:05:21You're so far.
00:05:22They're getting out!
00:05:24What have you been going to do?
00:05:27You're too much.
00:05:28You're too much.
00:05:32You're too much.
00:05:37Listen!
00:05:38Damn!
00:05:40And we're too much!
00:05:43ΒΆΒΆ
00:05:45ΒΆΒΆ
00:05:45ΒΆΒΆ
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00:05:47...
00:06:15What are you doing?
00:06:16Go!
00:06:20Ah!
00:06:22Ah!
00:06:23Ah!
00:06:24Ah!
00:06:24There's a reason why you're getting this.
00:06:28Just tell me why you can sleep.
00:06:32Do you remember how you sleep?
00:06:37What?
00:06:39What?
00:06:43What?
00:06:44What?
00:06:45What did you say?
00:06:45What did you say?
00:06:46I'm working at the river, where I had a love relationship.
00:06:51What?
00:06:53What?
00:06:55That's what I'm doing.
00:06:58That my wife is sleeping with a friend.
00:07:01And...
00:07:04...and...
00:07:05...and...
00:07:05...and...
00:07:06...and...
00:07:06...and...
00:07:06...and...
00:07:06...and...
00:07:07...and...
00:07:10...and...
00:07:11...and...
00:07:12...and...
00:07:13...and...
00:07:26...and...
00:07:39...and...
00:07:41...work active in London.
00:07:42And a massive attack is imminent.
00:07:44Sorry.
00:07:45But the holiday is over.
00:07:48Brother dear.
00:07:50Back to Baker Street.
00:07:53Sherlock Holmes.
00:08:51Oh my god, my god, my god.
00:08:52Funny for the guy, mate! Funny for the guy!
00:09:10That was the most meticulous thing I've ever done.
00:09:14You invaded Afghanistan.
00:09:28You have been busy, haven't you? Quite the busy little bee.
00:09:34Moriarty's network. Took me two years to dismantle it.
00:09:38And you're confident you have?
00:09:40The Serbian side was the last piece of the puzzle.
00:09:42Yes. You got yourself in deep there with Baron Morpurchus. Quite a scheme.
00:09:49Colossal.
00:09:50Anyway, you're safe now.
00:09:55A small thank you wouldn't go amiss.
00:09:58What for?
00:10:00A wading in. In case you've forgotten, fieldwork is not my natural milieu.
00:10:06Wading in.
00:10:08You sat there and watched me being beaten to a pulp.
00:10:10I got you out.
00:10:11No, I got me out. Why didn't you intervene sooner?
00:10:14I couldn't risk giving myself away, could I? I would have ruined everything.
00:10:16If they were enjoying it.
00:10:17Nonsense.
00:10:18Definitely enjoying it.
00:10:20Listen, do you have any idea what it was like, Sherlock?
00:10:22Going undercover?
00:10:24Smuggling my way into their ranks like that?
00:10:26The noise. The people.
00:10:30I didn't know you spoke Serbian.
00:10:31I didn't.
00:10:33But the language has a Slavic root.
00:10:36Frequent Turkish and German loan words.
00:10:39Took me a couple of hours.
00:10:41You're slipping.
00:10:43Middle age, brother mine.
00:10:45Comes to us all.
00:10:57Oh, no.
00:10:58You don't take it, do you?
00:11:01No.
00:11:02You forget a little thing like that.
00:11:04Yes.
00:11:06You forget lots of little things, it seems.
00:11:11Uh-huh.
00:11:12Not sure about that.
00:11:14Ages you?
00:11:15Just trying it out.
00:11:17Well, it ages you.
00:11:21Look.
00:11:22I'm not your mother.
00:11:23I've no right to expect it.
00:11:25But just one phone call, John.
00:11:27Just one phone call would have done.
00:11:29I know.
00:11:31After all we went through.
00:11:33Yes.
00:11:33Yes.
00:11:36I am sorry.
00:11:38Look.
00:11:39I understand how difficult it was for you after.
00:11:43After.
00:11:45I just let it slide.
00:11:46Mrs. Hudson.
00:11:47Let it all slide.
00:11:50And it just got harder and harder to pick up the phone.
00:11:53Somehow.
00:11:58Do you know what I mean?
00:12:04I need you to give this matter your full attention, Sherlock.
00:12:06Is that quite clear?
00:12:07What do you think of this shirt?
00:12:08Sherlock.
00:12:09I will find your underground terror cell, Mycroft.
00:12:12Just put me back in London.
00:12:14Need to get to know the place again.
00:12:15Breathe it in.
00:12:16Feel every quiver of its beating heart.
00:12:19One of our men died getting this information.
00:12:22All the chatter, all the traffic concurs.
00:12:24There's going to be a terrorist strike on London.
00:12:26A big one.
00:12:27And what about John Watson?
00:12:29John.
00:12:30Have you seen him?
00:12:31Oh, yes.
00:12:31We meet up every Friday for fish and chips.
00:12:36I've kept a weather iron in, of course.
00:12:38We haven't been in touch at all to prepare him.
00:12:41No.
00:12:43Well, we'll have to get rid of that.
00:12:44We?
00:12:45He looks ancient.
00:12:47I can't be seen to be wandering around with an old man.
00:13:03I couldn't face letting it out.
00:13:10You never liked me dusting.
00:13:13No, I know.
00:13:14So, why now?
00:13:15What changed your mind?
00:13:19Well, I've got some news.
00:13:21Oh, God.
00:13:22Is it serious?
00:13:24What? No.
00:13:25No, I'm not ill.
00:13:26I've, er...
00:13:27Well, I'm...
00:13:28Moving on.
00:13:30You're emigrating.
00:13:32Nope.
00:13:34Er, no.
00:13:34I've, er...
00:13:36I've met someone.
00:13:37Oh.
00:13:39Oh, lovely.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41We're getting married.
00:13:41Well, I'm gonna ask anyway.
00:13:43So soon after Sherlock?
00:13:45Well, yes.
00:13:47What's his name?
00:13:49It's a woman.
00:13:50A woman?
00:13:50Yes, of course it's a woman.
00:13:53You really have moved on, haven't you?
00:13:55Mrs. Hudson, how many times Sherlock was not my boyfriend?
00:13:59Live and let live.
00:14:00That's my motto.
00:14:01Listen to me.
00:14:02I am not gay.
00:14:04I think I'll surprise John.
00:14:07He'll be delighted.
00:14:08You think so?
00:14:09Hmm.
00:14:09Probably the Baker Street.
00:14:10Who knows?
00:14:10Jump out of a cake.
00:14:11Baker Street?
00:14:12He isn't there anymore.
00:14:15Why would he be?
00:14:16It's been two years.
00:14:17He's got on with his life.
00:14:19What life?
00:14:20I've been away.
00:14:22Where's he gonna be tonight?
00:14:23How would I know?
00:14:24You always know.
00:14:25He has a dinner reservation in the Marylebone Road.
00:14:29Nice little spot.
00:14:30They have a few bottles of the 2000 Saint-Emilion.
00:14:33Though I prefer the 2001.
00:14:36I think maybe I'll just drop by.
00:14:38You know, it is just possible that you won't be welcome.
00:14:42No, it isn't.
00:14:43Now, where is it?
00:14:44Where's what?
00:14:45You know what.
00:14:52Welcome back, Mr. Holmes.
00:14:55Blood.
00:15:25So, can I help you?
00:15:29Your wife just exited you.
00:15:30Possibly, her contractions have started.
00:15:39Excuse me.
00:15:52Sir, I'm so, so sorry.
00:15:54Please, let me just go to the kitchen and dry that off for you.
00:16:05Yes, sir.
00:16:06Let me take it for you.
00:16:15Madam, can I suggest you look at this menu?
00:16:17It's a completely identical
00:16:25Can I help you with anything sir? Hi, yeah, I'm looking for a bottle of champagne a good one
00:16:29Mmm, these are all excellent vintages. Oh, that's not really my area. What do you suggest?
00:16:33You can't possibly go home, but maybe you'd like my personal like my dad soon
00:16:39This last one on the list is a favorite of mine
00:16:42It is my device a yeah, I get face from zip pass great
00:16:47I'll have that one this it is familiar, but with the quality of surprise
00:16:53Well surprise me certainly endeavoring to sir
00:17:17Oh
00:17:22Sorry that took so long
00:17:28Okay, yeah, yeah, I'm fine. I am fine
00:17:36Now then what did you want to ask me what now? I'm good with water things right?
00:17:43So I so
00:17:47Listen um
00:17:50I don't know it hasn't been long. I don't know we haven't known each other for a long time
00:17:57Go on yes, I will
00:18:00As you know these last couple of years have been easy for me
00:18:04But meeting you
00:18:08Yeah, meeting you has been the best thing that could have possibly happened
00:18:10I agree
00:18:11What I agree I'm the best thing that could have happened to you
00:18:15Sorry
00:18:16Well, no, it's um
00:18:19So
00:18:22If you'll have me Mary, could you see your way um
00:18:29If you could see your way to
00:18:33Sir, I think you find this vintage exception if you're liking those sorts of qualities as you are with the
00:18:37color of the new
00:18:38No, sorry not now
00:18:38It is from a crowd of strangers suddenly one is aware of staring into the face of an old friend
00:18:43No, look seriously, could you just
00:18:47Interesting thing a tuxedo has distinction to friends and anonymity to waiters
00:18:54John?
00:18:57John, what is it?
00:18:58John, what is it?
00:19:00Well, short version
00:19:05Not dead
00:19:12Bit mean springy got you like that, but I know
00:19:13Could have given you a heart attack, probably still will
00:19:15But in my defense it wasn't very funny
00:19:17Okay, it's not a great defense
00:19:19Oh no, you're
00:19:20Oh yes
00:19:20Oh my god
00:19:21I'm not great
00:19:22You died, you jumped off a roof
00:19:23No
00:19:23You're dead
00:19:24No, I'm quite sure I checked it
00:19:26Excuse me
00:19:30Okay, sir
00:19:31Is yours
00:19:32Rub off, too
00:19:32Oh my god, oh my god
00:19:34You have any idea what you've done
00:19:36Okay, John, I'm suddenly realizing I'd probably owe you some sort of an apology
00:19:40I just, John, just keep it
00:19:42Two years
00:19:43Two years
00:19:54I thought
00:19:55I thought
00:20:00You were dead
00:20:05Now you let me grieve
00:20:10How could you do that?
00:20:13How?
00:20:14Wait, before you do anything that you might regret
00:20:17One question, just let me ask one question
00:20:18One question
00:20:21Are you really going to keep that?
00:20:37I calculated that there were 13 possibilities once I'd invited Moriarty onto the roof
00:20:41I wanted to avoid dying if at all possible
00:20:44The first scenario involved hurling myself into a parked hospital van filled with washing bags
00:20:47Impossible
00:20:48The angle was too steep
00:20:49Secondly, a system of Japanese wrestling
00:20:51You know, for a genius, you can be remarkably thick
00:20:53What?
00:20:53I don't care how you faked it, Sherlock
00:20:57I want to know why
00:20:58Why?
00:20:59Because Moriarty had to be stopped
00:21:02Oh
00:21:03Why is it?
00:21:06I see
00:21:07Yes
00:21:08Why?
00:21:08That's a little more difficult to explain
00:21:10I've got all night
00:21:13Actually, that was mostly my cross idea
00:21:15Oh, so it's your brother's plan
00:21:16Oh, well, he would have needed a confidant
00:21:19Mm-hmm
00:21:20Sorry
00:21:22But he was the only one?
00:21:23The only one who knew?
00:21:25A couple of others
00:21:26It was a very elaborate plan, it had to be
00:21:28The next of the 13 possibilities
00:21:30Who else?
00:21:31Who else knew?
00:21:34Molly
00:21:35Molly
00:21:35John
00:21:36Molly Hooper and some of my homeless network and that's all
00:21:38Okay
00:21:40Okay
00:21:42So just your brother, Molly Hooper and a hundred tramps
00:21:45No
00:21:45No
00:21:4625 a month
00:21:59Seriously, it's not a joke
00:22:00You're really keeping this
00:22:03Yeah
00:22:05Sure?
00:22:07Mary likes it
00:22:09No, she doesn't
00:22:10She knows
00:22:10She doesn't
00:22:14Oh, brilliant
00:22:16I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know how to tell you
00:22:18No, no, this is charming, I really miss this
00:22:24One word, Sherlock, that is all I would have needed
00:22:27One word to let me know that you were alive
00:22:30I haven't even been in contact so many times
00:22:32But
00:22:34I worry that, you know, you might say something indiscreet
00:22:36What?
00:22:36Or, you know, let the cat out of the bag
00:22:37Oh, so this is my fault
00:22:38Oh, God
00:22:39Why am I the only one who thinks that this is wrong?
00:22:41The only one reacting like a human being?
00:22:43Overreacting
00:22:44Overreacting?
00:22:45John!
00:22:45Overreacting, so you fake your own death and you walk in here large as bloody life
00:22:49But I'm not supposed to have a problem with that, no, because Sherlock Holmes thinks it's a perfectly okay thing
00:22:52to do
00:22:53Shut up, John, I don't want everyone knowing I'm still alive
00:22:54Oh, so it's still a secret, is it?
00:22:55Yes, it's still a secret
00:22:57I promise you won't tell anyone
00:22:58Fire to God!
00:23:05London is in danger, John, there's an imminent terrorist attack and I need your help
00:23:11My helm?
00:23:13You have missed this
00:23:15Admit it
00:23:16The thrill of the chase, the blood pumping through your veins, just the two of us against the rest of
00:23:21the world
00:23:23I don't understand
00:23:24Well, I said I'm sorry, isn't that what you're supposed to do?
00:23:27Gosh, you don't know anything about human nature, do you?
00:23:31Nature? No
00:23:33Human?
00:23:34No
00:23:36I'll talk him round
00:23:39You will?
00:23:41Oh, yeah
00:23:51Mary?
00:24:09Can you believe his nerve?
00:24:11I like him.
00:24:13What?
00:24:15I like him.
00:24:49I like him.
00:25:16Those things will kill him.
00:25:23Oh, you bastard.
00:25:25It's time to come back.
00:25:27You've been letting things slide, Graham.
00:25:29Greg.
00:25:30Greg.
00:25:39Greg.
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00:27:00Greg.
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00:27:37Greg.
00:27:38Oh. My. God.
00:27:45His movements were so silent.
00:27:47So furtive, he reminded me of a trained bloodhound picking out a scent.
00:27:51You what?
00:27:52I couldn't help thinking what an amazing criminal he'd make if he turned his talents against the law.
00:27:56Don't read that.
00:27:57Famous blog, finally.
00:27:58Come on, that's...
00:27:59Ancient history, yes, I know, but it's not, though, is it? Because he's...
00:28:02What are you doing?
00:28:05Having a wash.
00:28:06You're shaving it off.
00:28:08Well, you hate it.
00:28:09Sherlock hates it.
00:28:10Apparently everyone hates it.
00:28:12Are you going to see him again?
00:28:14No, I'm going to work.
00:28:15Oh, and after work, are you going to see him again?
00:28:18God, I don't know, six months of bristly kisses for me and then his nibs turns up.
00:28:21I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes.
00:28:24You should put that on a t-shirt.
00:28:26Yeah.
00:28:26Or what?
00:28:28Or I'll marry you.
00:28:36London is like a great cesspool into which all kinds of criminals, agents, drifters are irresistibly drained.
00:28:44Sometimes it's not a question of who.
00:28:47It's a question of who knows.
00:28:49If this man cancels his papers, I need to know.
00:28:56If this woman leaves London without putting her dog into kennels, I need to know.
00:29:00There are certain people.
00:29:03They are markers.
00:29:05If they start to move, I'll know something's up.
00:29:08Like rats deserting a sinking ship.
00:29:22Oh, very interesting, Sherlock.
00:29:24But the terror alert has been raised to critical.
00:29:28Oh, your move.
00:29:30We have solid information.
00:29:31An attack is coming.
00:29:33Solid information?
00:29:34Secret terrorist organizations planning an attack.
00:29:36That's what secret terrorist organizations do, isn't it?
00:29:38It's their version of golf.
00:29:39An agent gave his life to tell us that.
00:29:42Oh, well, perhaps he shouldn't have done it.
00:29:43He was obviously just trying to show off.
00:29:47None of these markers of yours is behaving in any way suspiciously.
00:29:51Your move.
00:29:52No, Minecraft, but you have to trust me.
00:29:53I'll find the answer.
00:29:55It'll be an odd phrase in an online blog or an unexpected trip to the countryside or a misplaced lonely
00:29:59heart sand.
00:30:01Your move.
00:30:03I've given the prime minister my personal assurance you're on the case.
00:30:06I'm on the case.
00:30:06We're both on the case.
00:30:07Look at us right now.
00:30:08Oh, bugger.
00:30:10Oopsie.
00:30:11Can't handle a broken heart.
00:30:12How very telling.
00:30:13Don't be smart.
00:30:15That takes me back.
00:30:16Don't be smart, Sherlock.
00:30:17I'm the smart one.
00:30:18I am the smart one.
00:30:19I used to think I was an idiot.
00:30:21Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock.
00:30:23We had nothing else to go on until we met other children.
00:30:25Oh, yes.
00:30:26That was a mistake.
00:30:27Ghastly.
00:30:27What were they thinking of?
00:30:28Probably something about trying to make friends.
00:30:30Oh, yes.
00:30:32Friends.
00:30:33Of course, you go in for that sort of thing now.
00:30:35And you don't.
00:30:36Ever.
00:30:37If you seem slow to me, Sherlock, can you imagine what real people are like?
00:30:41I'm living in a world of goldfish.
00:30:44Yes, but I've been away for two years.
00:30:46So?
00:30:47Oh, I don't know.
00:30:48I thought perhaps you might have found yourself there.
00:30:51The subject.
00:30:52Now.
00:30:53Rest assured, Mycroft, whatever this underground network of yours is up to, the secret will
00:30:57reside in something seemingly insignificant or bizarre.
00:30:59Ooh.
00:31:00Speaking of which.
00:31:01I can't believe it.
00:31:03I just can't believe it.
00:31:05Him sitting in his chair again.
00:31:07Isn't it wonderful, Mr. Holmes?
00:31:09I can barely contain myself.
00:31:10Oh, he really can, you know.
00:31:12He's secretly pleased to see you underneath all that.
00:31:16Sorry, which of us?
00:31:18Both of you.
00:31:20Let's play something different.
00:31:21Why are we playing games?
00:31:23London's terror alert has been raised to critical.
00:31:25I'm just passing the time.
00:31:26Let's do deductions.
00:31:29Client left this while I was out.
00:31:30What do you reckon?
00:31:33I'm busy.
00:31:34Oh, go on.
00:31:35It's been an age.
00:31:37I always win.
00:31:38Which is why you can't resist.
00:31:39I find nothing irresistible in the head of a well-traveled, anxious, sentimental, unfit
00:31:42creature of habit with appalling halitosis.
00:31:45Damn.
00:31:47Isolated too, don't you think?
00:31:48Why would he be isolated?
00:31:49He?
00:31:49Obviously.
00:31:50Why, size of the head?
00:31:51Don't be silly.
00:31:52Some women have large heads too.
00:31:53No, he's recently had his hair cut.
00:31:55You can see the little hairs adhering to the perspiration stains on the inside.
00:32:00Some women have short hair too.
00:32:01Balance of probability.
00:32:02Not that you've ever spoken to a woman with a short hair, or you know a woman.
00:32:05Staying show is out of condition and he's sentimental because the hat has been repaired
00:32:08three, four...
00:32:09Five times.
00:32:10Very neatly.
00:32:10The cost of the repairs exceeds the cost of the hat, so he's mawkishly attached to it.
00:32:13But it's more than that.
00:32:13One, perhaps two patches would indicate sentimentality.
00:32:15But five?
00:32:16Five's obsessive behavior.
00:32:17Obsessive compulsive.
00:32:18Hardly.
00:32:18Your client left you behind.
00:32:19What sort of an obsessive compulsive would do that?
00:32:21The earlier patches are extensively sun bleached, so he's worn it abroad.
00:32:24In Peru.
00:32:25Peru?
00:32:25This is a chulo.
00:32:26A classic headgear of the Andes is made of alpaca.
00:32:28Nope.
00:32:29No?
00:32:29Icelandic sheep wool.
00:32:30Similar but very distinctive if you know what you're looking for.
00:32:32I've written a blog on the varying tensile strengths of different natural fibers.
00:32:35I'm sure there's a crying need for that.
00:32:37You said he was anxious.
00:32:39The bobble on the left side has been badly chewed, which shows his amount of a nervous disposition.
00:32:42But also a creature of habit because he hasn't chewed the bobble on the right.
00:32:45Precisely.
00:32:46A brief sniff of the offending bobble who tells us everything we need to know about the state of his
00:32:49breath.
00:32:49Brilliant.
00:32:50Elementary.
00:32:50But you've missed his isolation.
00:32:53I don't see it.
00:32:54Plain as day.
00:32:55Where?
00:32:55They've all seen.
00:32:56Tell me.
00:32:57Lean as the nose.
00:32:58Tell me!
00:32:59Well, anybody who wears a hat as stupid as this isn't in the habit of hanging around other people, is
00:33:02he?
00:33:03Not at all.
00:33:04Maybe he just doesn't mind being different.
00:33:06Doesn't necessarily have to be isolated.
00:33:09Exactly.
00:33:12I'm sorry?
00:33:14He's different, so what?
00:33:15Why would he mind?
00:33:16Quite right.
00:33:19Why would anyone mind?
00:33:25I'm not lonely, Sherlock.
00:33:32How would you know?
00:33:36Yes.
00:33:37Back to work, if you don't mind.
00:33:40Good morning.
00:33:43Back to work.
00:33:50Mr. Summerson.
00:33:51Right.
00:33:52Undescended testicle.
00:33:54Right.
00:34:03Sherlock?
00:34:04Hmm?
00:34:05Talk to John.
00:34:06I tried talking to him.
00:34:07He made his position quite clear.
00:34:10Just relax, Mr. Summerson.
00:34:13What did he say?
00:34:15Cough?
00:34:17Oh, dear.
00:34:21Hi.
00:34:22Mrs. Reeves.
00:34:23Thrush.
00:34:26Right.
00:34:33You wanted to see me?
00:34:35Yes.
00:34:37Molly.
00:34:38Yes.
00:34:39Would you...
00:34:42Would you like to solve crimes?
00:34:46Absolutely nothing to be ashamed of, Mrs. Reeves.
00:34:49It's very common.
00:34:50I'm recommending a course of...
00:34:52Monkey glance.
00:34:53But enough about Professor Presbury.
00:34:54Tell us more about your case, Mr. Harcourt.
00:34:56Are you sure about this?
00:34:57Absolutely.
00:34:57Should I be making notes?
00:34:58If it makes you feel better.
00:34:59It's just that that's what John says he does.
00:35:00So if I'm being John...
00:35:01I'm being John, I'm being yourself.
00:35:03Well, absolutely no one should have been able to empty that bank account other than myself and Helen.
00:35:10Why didn't you assume it was your wife?
00:35:11Because I've always had total faith in her nose.
00:35:13Because you emptied it.
00:35:14Wake up.
00:35:15Said I Botox Affair.
00:35:16Lawyer.
00:35:16Next.
00:35:18It's Mr. Blake.
00:35:20Piles.
00:35:24Mr. Blake.
00:35:25Hi.
00:35:26And your pen pal's emails just stopped, did they?
00:35:32And you really thought he was the one, didn't you?
00:35:34The love of your life.
00:35:40Stepfather posing as online boyfriend.
00:35:42What?
00:35:43Breaks it off.
00:35:43Breaks her heart.
00:35:44She swears off relationships.
00:35:46Stays at home.
00:35:46He still has her wage coming in.
00:35:48Mr. Windybank, you have been a complete and utter...
00:35:50Piss, partner.
00:35:52There's nothing to worry about.
00:35:53Just a small infection by the sound of it.
00:35:55Uh, Dr. Werner is your usual GP, yes?
00:35:58Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:59He looked after me, man and boy.
00:36:02I ran a little shop.
00:36:04Just on the corner of Church Street.
00:36:06There are magazines and DVDs.
00:36:09Brought along a few little beauties that might interest you.
00:36:13Three worshippers.
00:36:14Oh, that's a corker.
00:36:15It's very saucy.
00:36:17The British birds.
00:36:19Same sort of thing.
00:36:20I'm fine, but...
00:36:21The Holy War.
00:36:23Sounds a bit dry, I know.
00:36:25But there's a nun.
00:36:28When all these holes and her habits...
00:36:30Jesus.
00:36:31Sherlock.
00:36:32Huh?
00:36:33What do you want?
00:36:34Huh?
00:36:35Have you come to torment me?
00:36:36What are you talking about?
00:36:38What are you talking about?
00:36:38What do you think?
00:36:39I'm going to be fooled by this bloody beard.
00:36:40You're crazy.
00:36:41No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:42It's not as good as your French.
00:36:44Not as good as your French.
00:36:45It's not even a good disguise, Sherlock.
00:36:47Where'd you get it from, my bloody joke shop?
00:36:52Oh, my God.
00:36:53I...
00:36:54I am so sorry.
00:36:56Oh, my God.
00:36:57Please.
00:36:58It's...
00:37:02This one's got us all baffled.
00:37:05I don't doubt it.
00:37:08This one's got us all baffled.
00:37:37One's gone.
00:37:56Where's it?
00:37:59You're onto something, don't you?
00:38:00Maybe.
00:38:02Shut up.
00:38:03Shut up, Tom.
00:38:04What?
00:38:06Nothing.
00:38:10Hello.
00:38:12You sure?
00:38:13I'm sure.
00:38:13Okay.
00:38:15I'll wait for Kath.
00:38:16I'll see you later.
00:38:18Bye.
00:38:19Bye.
00:38:26This is going to be your new arrangement, is it?
00:38:29Just giving it a go.
00:38:30Alright then.
00:38:32Mr. John?
00:38:34Not running in the picture anymore.
00:38:41Trains?
00:38:42Trains.
00:38:54Male, 40 to 50.
00:38:56I'm sorry, did you want to pick-
00:38:57No, please speak my guest.
00:38:58Okay, Alice.
00:39:00Shut up!
00:39:06Doesn't make sense.
00:39:08What?
00:39:08It doesn't.
00:39:10This skeleton, it can't be any more than six months old.
00:39:15Six months old.
00:39:25Wow.
00:39:28Oh, I did it by Jack the Ripper.
00:39:30It's impossible.
00:39:32Welcome to my world.
00:39:36I won't insult your intelligence by explaining it to you.
00:39:39No, please insult away.
00:39:40Forgive me.
00:39:42The corpse is six months old.
00:39:44It's dressed in a shoddy Victorian outfit from a museum.
00:39:46It's been displayed on a dummy for many years in a case facing south-east, judging for the fading of
00:39:51the fabric.
00:39:52It was sold off in a fire-damaged sale a week ago.
00:39:56So the whole thing was a fake?
00:39:58Yes, sir.
00:40:00Looks so promising.
00:40:01Fassile.
00:40:02Why would someone go to all that trouble?
00:40:03Why indeed, John?
00:40:18Well, thanks for hanging on to it.
00:40:20No problem.
00:40:23So, what's this all about, Mr. Shilcott?
00:40:27My girlfriend's a big fan of yours.
00:40:29Girlfriend?
00:40:31Sorry, do go on.
00:40:34I like trains.
00:40:35Yes.
00:40:36I work on the tube on the district line, and part of my job is to wipe the security footage
00:40:40after it's been cleared.
00:40:40I was just whizzing through, and I found something a bit bizarre.
00:40:49Now, this was a week ago.
00:40:51The last train on the Friday night at Westminster Station.
00:40:54Now, this man gets into the last car.
00:40:56Car?
00:40:56They're cars, not carriages.
00:40:58It's a legacy of the early American involvement in the tube system.
00:41:00He said he liked trains.
00:41:02Next stop, St. James' Park Station.
00:41:06And...
00:41:11Thought you'd like it.
00:41:13He gets into the last car at Westminster, the only passenger.
00:41:20And the car is empty at St. James' Park Station.
00:41:26Explain that, Mr. Holmes.
00:41:28Couldn't he have just jumped off?
00:41:30There's a safety mechanism that prevents the loss from opening in transit.
00:41:32But there's something else.
00:41:34The driver of that train hasn't been to work since, according to his flatmate, he was on holiday.
00:41:38Came into some money.
00:41:40Brought off.
00:41:42Hmm?
00:41:44So if the driver of the train was in on it, then the passenger did get off?
00:41:47There's nowhere he could go.
00:41:48It's a straight run on the district line between the two stations.
00:41:50There's no side tunnels, no maintenance tunnels.
00:41:53Nothing on any map.
00:41:54Nothing.
00:41:55The train never stops, and a man vanishes.
00:41:58Good, innit?
00:42:04I know that face.
00:42:22They're not in abdominalkemation.
00:42:23How is it going?
00:42:27Oh no, Matt.
00:42:29Do not hear about Fred bardzo season.
00:42:31He probably will not late while dead.
00:42:31I know she is still on the man's parle in theасс algal acid road too.
00:42:32You don't want to know that?
00:42:33To be sure it is done, babe.
00:42:33The perlusions are already damaged or off of another screen…
00:42:53Excuse you.
00:43:23The journey between those stations usually takes five minutes.
00:43:25That journey took ten minutes, ten minutes to get from Westminster to St. James's Park.
00:43:28I'm going to need maps, lots of maps, all the maps, all the maps.
00:43:30Right.
00:43:31Fancy some chips.
00:43:32What?
00:43:32I know a fantastic fish shop just off the Marlebone Road. The owner always gives me extra portions.
00:43:37Did you get him off and murdered, George?
00:43:38No, I helped him cut up some shelves.
00:43:41Sherlock?
00:43:42Hmm?
00:43:43What was today about?
00:43:45Saying thank you.
00:43:48For what?
00:43:53No.
00:43:54I mean it.
00:43:55I don't mean pleasure. I mean I didn't mind. I wanted to.
00:43:58Moriarty slipped up. He made a mistake.
00:44:01Because the one person he thought didn't matter at all to me was the one person that mattered the most.
00:44:08You made it all possible.
00:44:11But you can't do this again, can you?
00:44:14I had a lovely day.
00:44:16I'd love to. I'd just, um...
00:44:17Congratulations, by the way.
00:44:22He's not from work.
00:44:23We met three friends.
00:44:25All-fashioned way.
00:44:26He's nice.
00:44:27He's got a dog.
00:44:28We go to the pub on weekends, and I've met his mum and dad, and his friends and all his
00:44:33family have no idea why I'm telling you this.
00:44:35I hope you'll be very happy, Monty Hooper.
00:44:39You deserve it.
00:44:42After all, not all the men you fall for would turn out to be sociopaths.
00:44:45No.
00:45:02I mean, it's just my type.
00:45:04Oh.
00:45:16Oh, my God.
00:45:19Oh, my God.
00:46:08Oh, Mrs. Hudson, I think someone's got John. John Watson.
00:46:12Hang on, who are you?
00:46:14Oh, I'm his fiancΓ©e.
00:46:16Mary?
00:46:18What's wrong?
00:46:19Someone sent me this.
00:46:21At first I thought it was just a Bible thing, you know, spam, but it's not.
00:46:23It's a skip code.
00:46:27First word then every third.
00:46:28Save John Watson.
00:46:34Now.
00:46:36Where are we going?
00:46:37It's a joke to this.
00:46:38It's a church.
00:46:3920 minutes by car.
00:46:41Did you drive here?
00:46:41Yeah, yes.
00:46:42It's too slow, it's too slow.
00:46:45What are we waiting for?
00:46:47This.
00:47:02What does it mean?
00:47:03What are they going to do to him?
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:06The necessarily of the jury.
00:47:07The other day.
00:47:08I'm not alone.
00:47:10I don't know.
00:47:19I'm not alone.
00:47:24I'm not alone.
00:47:27I'm not alone.
00:47:27You're just like...
00:47:27Oh, my God.
00:47:30I'm not alone.
00:47:31Oh, my God.
00:47:33Oh, my God.
00:47:35Oh!
00:47:37Oh, God damn it!
00:47:45Oh, God damn it!
00:48:15Oh, God damn it!
00:48:20Ugh!
00:48:49It's not gonna work, I'll get something to help it along, yeah?
00:48:55Oh!
00:48:56Ah!
00:49:00Ah!
00:49:17He doesn't like it, Daddy!
00:49:20Huh?
00:49:21Guy Fawkes, he doesn't like it!
00:49:22Stay back, sorry.
00:49:24Back!
00:49:25Now.
00:49:28I'm gonna get off!
00:49:33Ah!
00:49:35Ahh!
00:49:37Ah!
00:49:46What does it mean?
00:49:50About my turn I think.
00:49:53Woo!
00:49:54Woo!
00:49:54Woo!
00:49:55Woo!
00:50:04Help!
00:50:10Help!
00:50:15Help!
00:50:18Move!
00:50:20Move!
00:50:21Move!
00:50:22Come on!
00:50:24Jack!
00:50:24Jack!
00:50:25John!
00:50:25Get up, John!
00:50:28Help!
00:50:30John!
00:50:32John!
00:50:50John!
00:50:50John!
00:50:52John!
00:50:53John!
00:51:07It wasn't the way I looked at all, silly woman.
00:51:10Anyway, it was then that I first noticed it was missing.
00:51:13I said, have you checked down the back of the sofa?
00:51:16He's always using things down the back of the sofa, aren't you, dear?
00:51:18Afraid so.
00:51:19Keys.
00:51:21Small change.
00:51:22Sweetsies.
00:51:23Especially his glasses.
00:51:24Glasses.
00:51:25Blooming things.
00:51:26I said, why did you get a chain wearing around your neck?
00:51:29He said, what?
00:51:29By Larry Grayson.
00:51:30Larry Grayson.
00:51:31So did you find it eventually?
00:51:33Your lottery ticket?
00:51:35Well, yes, thank goodness.
00:51:37We caught the coach on time after all.
00:51:38We managed to see St Paul's, the tower.
00:51:41But they weren't letting anyone into Parliament.
00:51:44Some big debate going on.
00:51:47John!
00:51:47Sorry, you're busy.
00:51:48No, no, no.
00:51:49They were just leaving.
00:51:49Oh, were we?
00:51:50Yes.
00:51:51No, no.
00:51:51Have you got a case?
00:51:51No, not a case.
00:51:52No, no, no.
00:51:52Yeah, well, we're here until Saturday, remember?
00:51:54Yes, great, wonderful.
00:51:54Just get out.
00:51:55Give us a ring.
00:51:55Yes, good.
00:51:56Get out.
00:51:58I can't tell you how glad we are, Sherlock.
00:52:00All that time, people thinking the worst of you.
00:52:02We're just so pleased it's all over.
00:52:03Ring her more often, won't you?
00:52:06She worries.
00:52:07Promise.
00:52:09Promise?
00:52:10Oh, for God.
00:52:14Sorry about that.
00:52:15No, it's fine.
00:52:16Clients?
00:52:17Just my parents.
00:52:19Your parents?
00:52:19In time for a few days.
00:52:20Your parents?
00:52:21Michael promised to take them to a matinee of Les Mis, trying to talk me into doing
00:52:24it.
00:52:25Those were your parents?
00:52:26Yes.
00:52:30Well, that is not what I...
00:52:32What?
00:52:34I mean, they're just so... ordinary.
00:52:41It's a cross, I have to bear.
00:52:50Did they know too?
00:52:52Hmm?
00:52:53That you spent the last two years playing hide and seek?
00:52:56Maybe.
00:52:56So that's why they weren't at the funeral.
00:52:58Sorry.
00:52:59Sorry again.
00:53:07So you shaped it off then?
00:53:09Yeah.
00:53:10It wasn't working for me.
00:53:12I'm glad.
00:53:12Well, you didn't like it?
00:53:13I prefer my doctor's clean shaven.
00:53:16It's not the sentence you hear every day.
00:53:19Right.
00:53:22How are you feeling?
00:53:23Yeah, not bad.
00:53:24A bit smoked.
00:53:26Nice.
00:53:30Last night, who did that?
00:53:33And why did they target me?
00:53:35I don't know.
00:53:36Is it someone trying to get to you through me?
00:53:38Is it something to do with this terrorist thing you talked about?
00:53:41I don't know.
00:53:41I can't see the pattern.
00:53:42It's too nebulous.
00:53:44Why would an agent give his life to tell us something incredibly insignificant?
00:53:46That's what's strange.
00:53:47Give his life?
00:53:48According to Mycroft.
00:53:49There's an underground network planning an attack on London.
00:53:51That's all we know.
00:53:55These are my rats, John.
00:53:56Rats?
00:53:57My markers.
00:53:58Agents, lowlifes.
00:53:58People who might find themselves arrested or their diplomatic immunity suddenly rescinded.
00:54:03If one of them starts acting suspiciously, we know something's up.
00:54:05Five of them are behaving perfectly normally, but the sixth...
00:54:08I know him, don't I?
00:54:09Lord Moran, peer of the realm, minister for overseas development.
00:54:12Pillar of the establishment.
00:54:13Yes.
00:54:14He's been working in North Korea since 1996.
00:54:16What?
00:54:17He's the big rat.
00:54:17Rat number one.
00:54:19He's just done something very suspicious indeed.
00:54:26Yeah, that's... odd.
00:54:29Nobody could have got up.
00:54:30I'm not recording to the maps.
00:54:32There's something, something, something I'm missing, something staring me in the face.
00:54:37Any idea who they are, this underground network?
00:54:42Intelligence must have a list of the most obvious ones.
00:54:45Our rat's just come out of his den.
00:54:46Al-Qaeda?
00:54:47The IRA have been getting restless again.
00:54:49Maybe they're going to make an appearance?
00:54:50Yes, yes, yes.
00:54:51I've been an idiot.
00:54:52A blind idiot.
00:54:53What?
00:54:53Oh, that's good.
00:54:54That could be brilliant.
00:54:55What are you on about?
00:54:56Micro-intelligence.
00:54:57It's not nebulous at all.
00:54:58It's specific.
00:54:58Incredibly specific.
00:54:59What do you mean?
00:55:00Not an underground network, John.
00:55:01It's an underground network.
00:55:03Right.
00:55:05What?
00:55:05Sometimes a deception is so a place or so outrageous that you can't see it even when it's staring you
00:55:08in the face.
00:55:09Look.
00:55:10Seven carriages leave Westminster.
00:55:13And only six carriages arrive at St. James's Park.
00:55:19It's impossible.
00:55:20Loran didn't disappear.
00:55:22The entire tube compartment did.
00:55:24The driver must have diverted the train and then detached the last carriage.
00:55:26Detached it where?
00:55:27You said there was nothing between those stations.
00:55:29Not on the maps.
00:55:29I want to eliminate all the other factors.
00:55:31The only thing remaining must be the truth.
00:55:32That carriage vanished so it must be somewhere.
00:55:34But why?
00:55:36Why detach it in the first place?
00:55:37It vanishes between St. James's Park and Westminster.
00:55:40Lord Moran vanishes.
00:55:42You're kidnapped and nearly burned to death at a fireworks park.
00:55:46What's the date, John? Today's date?
00:55:49November...
00:55:50I can't.
00:55:54Lord Moran, he's a peer of the realm.
00:55:56Nobody needs to sit in the house.
00:55:57Tonight there's an all night sitting to vote on the new anti-terrorism bill.
00:56:02He won't be there.
00:56:03Not tonight.
00:56:04Not the 5th of November.
00:56:06Remember, remember.
00:56:07I'm proud of treason and plot.
00:56:10There's nothing down there, Mr Holmes.
00:56:11I told you.
00:56:12No sidings.
00:56:13No ghost stations.
00:56:14There has to be.
00:56:14Check again.
00:56:15This whole area is a big mess of old and new stuff.
00:56:18Charing Cross is made up of bits of older stations like Trafalgar Square, Strand.
00:56:22There's none of those.
00:56:23We've accounted for those.
00:56:24St. Margaret Street, Bridge Street, Sumatra Road, Parliament Street.
00:56:27Hang on.
00:56:27Hang on.
00:56:27Sumatra Road.
00:56:29You mentioned Sumatra Road, Mr Holmes.
00:56:30There is something.
00:56:31I knew it rang a bell.
00:56:33There is.
00:56:33There was a station down there.
00:56:35Why is that on the maps?
00:56:36Because it was closed before it ever opened.
00:56:38What?
00:56:38They built the platforms, even the staircases.
00:56:41But it all got tied up in legal disputes, so they never built the station on the surface.
00:56:46It's right underneath the Palace of Westminster.
00:56:48It was almost down there, Bob.
00:56:51Oh.
00:56:54With many commentators saying the vote on the terrorism bill will be too close to call, MPs
00:56:59are now making their way into the chamber for what the government is calling the most important
00:57:03vote of this parliament.
00:57:05Over now to...
00:57:06What freedoms exactly are we protecting?
00:57:08We'll start spying on our own people.
00:57:10This is an Orwellian mission that's held unprecedented...
00:57:30That's a bomb, then.
00:57:31The tube carriage is carrying a bomb.
00:57:33Must be.
00:57:34Right.
00:57:35What are you doing?
00:57:36Calling the police?
00:57:37No.
00:57:38Sherlock, this isn't a game.
00:57:39They need to evacuate parliament.
00:57:40Get in the way.
00:57:40They always do.
00:57:41This is cleaner.
00:57:42More efficient.
00:57:43And illegal.
00:57:45A bit.
00:57:59What are you doing?
00:58:02Coming.
00:58:18And illegal.
00:58:19And illegal.
00:58:22Let's go.
00:58:24Whoa.
00:58:31And illegal.
00:58:32And illegal.
00:58:33See.
00:58:34Same for that man.
00:58:36And illegal.
00:58:41To avoid war.
00:58:43For a while.
00:58:44And illegal.
00:58:44Again.
00:58:45And intoxicated.
00:58:50I don't understand.
00:58:51Well, that's a first.
00:58:52There's nowhere else it could be.
00:58:56I don't understand.
00:59:26Oh!
00:59:29What?
00:59:32Hang on, Sherlock.
00:59:33What?
00:59:34That's... isn't it live?
00:59:35Perfectly safe as long as we avoid touching the rails.
00:59:38Of course, yeah. Avoid the rails.
00:59:40Great.
00:59:41This way.
00:59:41You sure?
00:59:42Sure.
00:59:56Look at that.
00:59:59John.
01:00:06The militia charges.
01:00:32The militia charges.
01:00:47I don't know.
01:01:14It's empty.
01:01:15There's nothing.
01:01:19Isn't there?
01:01:30This is the bomb.
01:01:32What?
01:01:36It's not carrying explosives.
01:01:38The whole compartment is the bomb.
01:01:51The whole compartment is the bomb.
01:02:26We need bomb disposal.
01:02:29There may not be time for that now.
01:02:31So what do we do?
01:02:34I have no idea.
01:02:36We'll think of something.
01:02:38Why do you think I know what to do?
01:02:39Because you're Sherlock Holmes, you're as clever as it gets.
01:02:42It doesn't mean I know how to defuse a giant bomb.
01:02:44What about you?
01:02:44I wasn't in bomb disposal.
01:02:46I'm a bloody doctor.
01:02:47And a soldier, as you keep reminding us all.
01:02:49Can't we rip their timer off or something?
01:02:52That would set it off.
01:02:53You see, you know things.
01:03:12Oh.
01:03:14My God.
01:03:18Why didn't you call the police?
01:03:20Why do you never call the police?
01:03:22It's no use now.
01:03:24So you can't switch the bomb off.
01:03:26You can't switch the bomb off and you didn't call the police.
01:03:31Go, John.
01:03:32Go now.
01:03:33There's no point now, is there?
01:03:35Because there's not enough time to get away.
01:03:36And if we don't do this, other people will die.
01:03:43Mind palace.
01:03:44Use your mind palace.
01:03:45How will that help?
01:03:46You've sorted away every fact under the sun.
01:03:48Oh, well, you think I've just got out of defuser bomb tucked away in there somewhere?
01:03:51Yes!
01:03:53Maybe.
01:03:56Think.
01:03:58Think, please.
01:04:02Think!
01:04:13Oh, my God.
01:04:16Oh, my God.
01:04:18This is it.
01:04:23Oh, my God.
01:04:26Turn that off.
01:04:26Oh, my God.
01:04:27Oh, my God.
01:04:35Sorry.
01:04:37What?
01:04:39I can't.
01:04:41I can't do it, John.
01:04:43I don't know how.
01:04:46Forgive me.
01:04:48What?
01:04:49Please, John, forgive me for all the hurt that I caused you.
01:04:54No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:55This is a trick.
01:04:55No.
01:04:56Another one of your bloody tricks.
01:04:58No.
01:04:59You're just trying to make me say something nice.
01:05:01Not this time.
01:05:02It's just to make you look good even though you've behaved like...
01:05:16I wanted you not to be dead.
01:05:19Yeah, well, be careful what you wish for.
01:05:24If I hadn't come back, you wouldn't be standing there.
01:05:28You'd still have a future.
01:05:31With Mary.
01:05:32Yeah, I know.
01:05:41Look, I find it difficult.
01:05:43I find it difficult, this sort of stuff.
01:05:45I know.
01:05:50You were the best and the wisest man that I have ever known.
01:05:56Yes, of course.
01:05:57I forgive you.
01:06:00No.
01:06:13The criminal network Moriarty headed was vast.
01:06:16Its roots were everywhere like a cancer.
01:06:18So we came up with a plan.
01:06:19Mycroft fed Moriarty information about me.
01:06:22Moriarty in turn gave us hints, just hints as to the extent of his web.
01:06:27We let him go, because it was important to let him believe he had the upper hand.
01:06:33And then I sat back and watched Moriarty destroy my reputation bit by bit.
01:06:38I had to make him believe he'd beaten me, utterly defeated me, and then he'd show his hand.
01:06:43There were 13 likely scenarios once we were up on that roof.
01:06:47Each of them were rigorously worked out and given a coach.
01:06:51It wasn't just my reputation that Moriarty needed to bury.
01:06:53I had to die.
01:06:54Shut up!
01:06:56You can have me arrested.
01:06:57You can torture me.
01:06:59You can do anything you like with me.
01:07:02But nothing's going to prevent them from pulling the trigger.
01:07:05Your only three friends in the world will die.
01:07:08Unless...
01:07:09Unless I kill myself and complete your story.
01:07:13You've got to admit, that's sexier.
01:07:15But the one thing I didn't anticipate was just how far Moriarty was prepared to go.
01:07:19I suppose that was obvious, given our first meeting at the swimming pool.
01:07:23His death wish.
01:07:31Mind you, I didn't have long.
01:07:32I contacted my brothers at the wheels of motion.
01:07:37And then everyone got to work.
01:07:45And then all of a sudden...
01:08:02I didn't want to be a secret.
01:08:04I can't bemming.
01:08:05I can't bemming.
01:08:06I can't stand.
01:08:08I can't bemming.
01:08:20It's a trick
01:08:22It's just a magic trick
01:08:25No, I stop it now
01:08:27I'll stay exactly where you are
01:08:30Don't move
01:08:33You're alright
01:08:38Keep your eyes fixed on me
01:08:40Please, would you do this for me?
01:08:46It was vital that John stayed just where I put him
01:08:49That way his view was blocked by the ambulance station
01:08:53Sherlock!
01:09:04I needed to hit the airbag
01:09:06Which I did
01:09:08Speed was paramount
01:09:09The airbag needed to be gone out of the way
01:09:11Just as John cleared the station
01:09:14But we needed him to see a body
01:09:16That's when Molly came in
01:09:18Like figures on a weather clock
01:09:20We went one way
01:09:20John went the other
01:09:24Then, our well-timed cyclist
01:09:27Put John briefly out of action
01:09:30Giving me time
01:09:31To switch places with the corpse on the pavement
01:09:43The rest was just window dressing
01:09:48And one final touch
01:09:51Squash ball under the armpit
01:09:52Apply enough pressure
01:09:54It momentarily cuts off the pus
01:10:03Let me come through, please
01:10:04No, he's my friend
01:10:07No, he's my friend
01:10:08It's my friend, please
01:10:10Let me do this
01:10:20Everything was anticipated
01:10:21Every eventuality allowed for
01:10:23It worked perfectly
01:10:26Molly
01:10:26Molly Hooper
01:10:27She was in on it
01:10:29Yes, you remember the little girl
01:10:31Who was abducted by Moriarty
01:10:33Get out!
01:10:34I assume she reacted like that
01:10:35Because I was her kidnapper
01:10:37But I deduce Moriarty
01:10:38Must have found someone
01:10:39Who looked very like me
01:10:40To plant suspicion
01:10:41And that that man
01:10:41Whoever he was
01:10:42Had to be got out of the way
01:10:44As soon as his usefulness ended
01:10:45That meant there was a corpse
01:10:46In a morgue somewhere
01:10:47That looked just like me
01:10:50Clever
01:10:50Molly found the body
01:10:52Faked the records
01:10:52And I provided the other coat
01:10:54I've got lots of coats
01:10:55What about the sniper
01:10:56Aiming at John?
01:10:57Mycroft man intervened
01:10:58Before he could take the shot
01:10:59He was invited to reconsider
01:11:02Is it done?
01:11:06Good
01:11:08And your homeless network?
01:11:10As I explained
01:11:11The whole street was closed off
01:11:12Like a scene from a play
01:11:16Neat, don't you think?
01:11:19What?
01:11:21Not the way I'd have done it
01:11:22Oh, really?
01:11:24No, I'm not saying
01:11:25It's not clever, but
01:11:26What?
01:11:29A bit
01:11:31Disappointed
01:11:32Everyone's a critic
01:11:34Anyway, that's not why I came
01:11:36No?
01:11:37No, I think you know
01:11:38Why I'm here, Philip
01:11:39How I did it
01:11:40By Jack the Ripper
01:11:43Didn't you think
01:11:44It was intriguing?
01:11:46Lure it
01:11:46The case so sensational
01:11:47You hoped I'd be interested
01:11:48But you overdid it, Philip
01:11:50You and your little fan club
01:11:51I just couldn't live with myself
01:11:54Knowing that I'd driven you to
01:11:55But you didn't
01:11:57You were always right
01:11:58I wasn't dead
01:12:00No
01:12:01No, and everything's okay now
01:12:03Isn't it?
01:12:04Yeah
01:12:07Of course you wasted police time
01:12:09Proverted the course of justice
01:12:12Risked distracting me from a massive terrorist assault
01:12:14That could have both destroyed Parliament
01:12:15And caused the death of hundreds of people
01:12:16Oh, God
01:12:18Oh, God, I'm sorry, Sherlock
01:12:20I'm so sorry
01:12:26Hang on
01:12:28That doesn't make sense
01:12:31How could you be sure
01:12:32John would stand on that exact spot?
01:12:34I mean, what if he'd moved?
01:12:35And how did you do it all so quickly?
01:12:37What if the bike hadn't hit him?
01:12:40And anyway, why are you telling me all this?
01:12:43If you'd pull that off
01:12:44I'm the last person you'd tell the truth
01:12:49I'm the last person you're telling me all this?
01:12:53You're the last person you think is
01:13:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:56No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:59Terrorists can get into all sorts of problems unless there's an off switch.
01:14:02So why did you let me go through all that?
01:14:04I didn't lie altogether.
01:14:06I've absolutely no idea how to turn any of these silly little lights off.
01:14:12And you did call the police?
01:14:14I called the police.
01:14:16I'm definitely going to kill you.
01:14:17Oh, please.
01:14:18Killing me.
01:14:19That's so two years ago.
01:14:29I called the police.
01:14:56Sherlock, please. I beg of you. You can take over at the interval.
01:15:02I'm sorry, brother dear, but you made a promise. Nothing I can do to her.
01:15:06But you don't understand the pain of it. The horror.
01:15:10Come on, you'll have to go down. They want the story.
01:15:13In a minute.
01:15:15Oh, really please, Mary. Have you set a date?
01:15:19Well, we've got May.
01:15:20Ah, spring wedding.
01:15:22Yeah, well, once I've actually got engaged.
01:15:23Yeah.
01:15:23We were interrupted last time. Yeah.
01:15:26Well, I can't wait.
01:15:27You will be there, Sherlock.
01:15:29Wedding's not really my thing.
01:15:31Hello, everyone.
01:15:32What's up, Molly?
01:15:33This is Tom. Tom, this is everyone.
01:15:35Hi.
01:15:36Hi.
01:15:36It's really nice to meet you all.
01:15:38Hi.
01:15:39Wow, yeah, hi, I'm John. Good to meet you.
01:15:41Ready?
01:15:42Ready.
01:15:47Champagne?
01:15:49Yes.
01:15:56Thanks.
01:16:02Oh, thanks.
01:16:03So, um...
01:16:06Is it serious you two?
01:16:07Yeah.
01:16:08Like we've done.
01:16:12Did you, uh...
01:16:13I'll take a word.
01:16:14No, best not.
01:16:16I'm still waiting.
01:16:17Hm?
01:16:18Why did they try and kill me?
01:16:20If they knew you were onto them, why come after me?
01:16:23Put me in a bonfire.
01:16:24I don't know.
01:16:26I don't like not knowing.
01:16:29Unlike the nicely embellished fictions on your blog, John, real life is rarely so neat.
01:16:33I don't know who was behind all this.
01:16:36But I will find out.
01:16:37I promise you.
01:16:38Don't pretend you're not enjoying this.
01:16:41Being back.
01:16:42Being a hero again.
01:16:43No, don't be serious.
01:16:44You'd have to be an idiot not to see it.
01:16:46You love it.
01:16:47Love what?
01:16:48Being Sherlock Holmes.
01:16:51I don't even know what that's supposed to mean.
01:16:55Sherlock, you are going to tell me how you did it.
01:16:58How you jumped off that building and survived.
01:17:01You know my methods, John.
01:17:03I am known to be indestructible.
01:17:04No, but seriously.
01:17:06When you were dead, I went to your grave.
01:17:09I should hope so.
01:17:10I made a little speech.
01:17:13I actually spoke to you.
01:17:15I know.
01:17:16I was there.
01:17:19I asked you for one more miracle.
01:17:22I asked you to stop being dead.
01:17:26I heard you.
01:17:30Anyway.
01:17:31Time to go and be Sherlock Holmes.
01:17:45I'm going to have a moment.
01:17:48It takes time to be.
01:17:50I went to go and check you out.
01:17:55I'm so glad I'm sorry.
01:18:00I'm not supporting you.
01:18:02It's really good.
01:18:03I was like, look at him.
01:18:04I'm coming but I'm going to be.
01:18:04I'm not going to be.
01:18:04I'm not supposed to be.
01:18:05I was trying to get a turnaround.
01:18:05I was really asking you.
01:18:05I'm not going to be my job.
01:18:05I'm not going to be a peg.
01:18:05The End
01:18:36John!
01:18:39John!
01:18:41John!