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00:00:01Sorry boys!
00:00:02I'm so changeable!
00:00:05It is a weakness with me, but to be fair to myself,
00:00:07it is my only weakness.
00:00:09You can't be allowed to continue.
00:00:12You just can't.
00:00:14I would try to convince you, but
00:00:16everything I have to say has already crossed your mind.
00:00:24Probably my answer has crossed your mind.
00:00:41Which one of the best of…
00:00:43Is that correct?
00:00:49I want your language to understand,
00:00:49I am so glad andgraded in this situation.
00:00:50And with the help of the power,
00:00:52the power of the power of the power of the power of the power of the power,
00:01:00Do you mind if I get that?
00:01:02No, no, please.
00:01:04You've got the rest of your life.
00:01:09Hello?
00:01:11Yes, of course it is.
00:01:12What do you want?
00:01:18Say that again!
00:01:21Say that again,
00:01:22and know that if you're lying to me,
00:01:24I will find you,
00:01:26and I will skin you.
00:01:32Wait!
00:01:46Sorry.
00:01:47Wrong day to die.
00:01:50Oh.
00:01:51Did you get a better offer?
00:01:56You'll be hearing from me, Sherlock.
00:02:02So if you have what you say you have,
00:02:05I will make you rich.
00:02:07If you don't,
00:02:09I'll make you into shoes.
00:02:26What happened there?
00:02:29Someone changed his mind.
00:02:32The question is,
00:02:34who?
00:02:37Well now,
00:02:39have you been wicked,
00:02:40your highness?
00:02:41Yes, Miss Adler.
00:02:53What are you typing?
00:02:54Blog.
00:02:55About?
00:02:55Us.
00:02:56You mean me.
00:02:57Why?
00:02:59Well, you're typing a lot.
00:03:02Right then.
00:03:02So, what have we got?
00:03:06My wife seems to be spending a very long time at the office.
00:03:10Boring.
00:03:10I think my husband might be having an affair.
00:03:13Yes.
00:03:14She's not my real arm.
00:03:16She's been replaced.
00:03:17I know she has.
00:03:19I know you, Minash.
00:03:20Leave.
00:03:20We are prepared to offer
00:03:22any sum of money you care to mention
00:03:24for the recovery of these files.
00:03:26Boring.
00:03:26We have this website.
00:03:27It explains the true meaning of comic books
00:03:29because people miss a lot of the themes.
00:03:31But then all the comic books start coming true.
00:03:34Oh.
00:03:35Interesting.
00:03:39Look at the interpreter.
00:03:40What's that?
00:03:41That's the title.
00:03:42What does it need to title for?
00:03:46Do people actually read your blog?
00:03:48Where do you think our clients come from?
00:03:49I have a website.
00:03:50In which you enumerate 240 different types of tobacco ash.
00:03:53Nobody's reading your website.
00:03:54Right then.
00:03:55They're dyed blonde hair.
00:03:57No obvious cause of death
00:03:58except for these speckles,
00:04:00whatever they are.
00:04:06Oh, for God's sake.
00:04:08The speckled blonde.
00:04:13They wouldn't let her see Grandel when he was dead.
00:04:15Is that because he gone to heaven?
00:04:17People don't really go to heaven when they die.
00:04:18They're taken to a special room and burned.
00:04:21Shut up.
00:04:22There was a plane crash in Dusseldorf yesterday.
00:04:25Everyone dead.
00:04:26Suspected terrorist bomb.
00:04:28You do watch the news.
00:04:29He said boring and turned over.
00:04:30According to the flight details,
00:04:32this man was checked in on board.
00:04:33Inside his coat,
00:04:34he's got a stub from his boiling pass,
00:04:35napkins from the flight,
00:04:36even one of those special biscuits.
00:04:38Here's his passport,
00:04:39stamped in Berlin Airport.
00:04:41This man should have died in a plane crash
00:04:43in Germany yesterday,
00:04:44but instead he's in a car boot in Southwark.
00:04:46Lucky escape.
00:04:48Any ideas?
00:04:49Eight so far.
00:04:55Okay, four ideas.
00:05:00Maybe two ideas.
00:05:04No, no, no.
00:05:05Don't mention the unsolved ones.
00:05:06People want to know you're human.
00:05:08Why?
00:05:09Because they're interested.
00:05:10No, they're not.
00:05:10Why are they?
00:05:11Look at that.
00:05:131,895.
00:05:14Sorry, what?
00:05:15I reset that counter last night.
00:05:16This blog has had nearly 2,000 hits
00:05:18in the last eight hours.
00:05:19This is your living, Sherlock.
00:05:21What, 240 different types of tobacco ash?
00:05:25243.
00:05:27So what's this one?
00:05:28Belly button murders?
00:05:30The naval treatment?
00:05:31Oh.
00:05:33There's a lot of press outside, guys.
00:05:35Well, they won't be interested in that.
00:05:37Yeah, that was before you were
00:05:38an internet phenomenon.
00:05:39A couple of them specifically
00:05:40wanted photographs.
00:05:42You two.
00:05:43God's sake.
00:05:45John.
00:05:47Cover your face.
00:05:48Walk fast.
00:05:50Still, it's good for the public image.
00:05:52Big case like this.
00:05:53Private detective,
00:05:54the most thing I need is a public image.
00:06:22No, I think it's time, don't you?
00:06:26No, I think it's time, don't you?
00:06:52Oh, dear.
00:06:55Thumbs.
00:06:58The doors.
00:06:59The doors.
00:07:05Boys!
00:07:06You've got another one!
00:07:11Tell us from the start,
00:07:13don't be boring.
00:07:16Don't be boring.
00:07:33Come on.
00:07:36Come on.
00:07:38Come on.
00:07:52Come on.
00:08:10Hey, are you okay?
00:08:14Excuse me, are you alright?
00:08:27Sir, a phone call for you.
00:08:31Carter.
00:08:32Have you heard of Sherlock Holmes?
00:08:33Who?
00:08:34Well, you're about to meet him now.
00:08:35This is your case.
00:08:36It's entirely up to you.
00:08:37This is just friendly advice, but give Sherlock five minutes on your crime scene and listen
00:08:42to everything that he has to say.
00:08:43And as far as possible, try not to punch him.
00:08:49Sir, this gentleman says he needs to speak to you.
00:08:51Yes, I know.
00:08:52Sherlock Holmes!
00:08:53John Watson, are you set up for Wi-Fi?
00:08:57You realize this is a tiny bit humiliating?
00:09:00It's okay, I'm fine.
00:09:02Now, show me to the stream.
00:09:05I don't really mean for you.
00:09:07Look, this is a six.
00:09:10It's no point in my leaving the flat for anything less than a seven.
00:09:13We agreed.
00:09:14Now go back.
00:09:16Show me the grass.
00:09:17When did we agree that?
00:09:18We agreed it yesterday.
00:09:19Stop!
00:09:21Go, sir.
00:09:22I wasn't even at home yesterday.
00:09:23I was in Dublin.
00:09:24It's only my fault you weren't listening.
00:09:26Shut up!
00:09:28Do you just carry on talking when I'm away?
00:09:29I don't know.
00:09:30How often are you away?
00:09:31No.
00:09:32Show me the car that backfired.
00:09:34There.
00:09:36That's the one that made the noise, yes?
00:09:41There wasn't one.
00:09:43He wasn't shot.
00:09:44He was killed by a single blow to the back of the head from a blunt instrument which then magically
00:09:49disappeared along with the killer.
00:09:51It's got to be an eight at least.
00:09:52We've got two more minutes.
00:09:54They want to know more about the driver.
00:09:55Oh, forget him.
00:09:56He's an idiot.
00:09:56Why else would he think himself a suspect?
00:09:58I think he's a suspect.
00:10:01Pass me over.
00:10:02All right, but there's a mute button and I will use it.
00:10:04Up a bit.
00:10:05I'm not talking from down here.
00:10:07Okay.
00:10:07Just take it.
00:10:07Take it.
00:10:08Having driven to an isolated location and successfully committed a crime without a single witness,
00:10:11why would he then call the police and consult a detective?
00:10:13Fair play.
00:10:14He's trying to be clever.
00:10:15It's overconfidence.
00:10:17Did you see him?
00:10:19Morbidly obese.
00:10:20The undisguised halitosis of a single man living on his own.
00:10:22The right sleeve of an internet porn addict.
00:10:23And the breathing pattern of an untreated heart condition.
00:10:25Low self-esteem, tiny IQ and a limited life expectancy.
00:10:28And you think he's an audacious criminal mastermind.
00:10:30Don't worry, this is just stupid.
00:10:32What did you say?
00:10:33Heart what?
00:10:34Go to the stream.
00:10:35What's in the stream?
00:10:36Go and see.
00:10:38Sherlock!
00:10:38You weren't answering your doorbell.
00:10:40His room's for you in the back.
00:10:41Get in some clothes.
00:10:42Who the hell are you?
00:10:43Sorry, Mr. Holmes.
00:10:45You're coming with us.
00:10:45What's happening?
00:10:46I've lost him.
00:10:47I don't know what...
00:10:48Dr. Watson?
00:10:49Yeah.
00:10:50It's for you.
00:10:50Okay, thanks.
00:10:51No, sir.
00:10:52The helicopter.
00:11:04Please, Mr. Holmes.
00:11:06Where you're going, you'll want to be dressed.
00:11:29I know exactly what I'm going.
00:11:32Dude.
00:11:36Vivienen championship.
00:11:37JavaScript.
00:11:38Allwrightcever.
00:11:39You're losing my life for you.vasu
00:11:39losing my life. . The
00:11:40struggle is you bringing to do your mind for everything. Someone's
00:11:40overflowing with him. I know
00:12:21You're wearing any pants?
00:12:22No.
00:12:23Okay.
00:12:33They're packing your palace.
00:12:35Right.
00:12:37I'm seriously fighting an impulse to steal an ashtray.
00:12:45What are we doing here?
00:12:47Sherlock, seriously, what?
00:12:49I don't know.
00:12:50Here to see the Queen?
00:12:53Apparently, yes.
00:12:57Just once, can you two behave like grown-ups?
00:13:00We solve crimes, I blog about it, and he forgets his pants, so I wouldn't hold her too much home.
00:13:04I was in the middle of a case, Mycroft.
00:13:05What, the hiker and the backfire?
00:13:07I glanced at the police report, a bit obvious, surely.
00:13:09Transparent.
00:13:10Time to move on, then.
00:13:16We are in Buckingham Palace, the very heart of the British nation.
00:13:19Sherlock Holmes, put your trousers on.
00:13:22What for?
00:13:23Your client.
00:13:24And my client is?
00:13:26Illustrious.
00:13:27In the extreme.
00:13:29And remaining, I have to inform you, entirely anonymous.
00:13:34Mycroft.
00:13:34Harry.
00:13:35May I just apologise for the state of my little brother?
00:13:38Full-time occupation, I imagine.
00:13:39And this must be Dr. John Watson, formerly of the 5th Northumberland Fusiliers.
00:13:43Hello.
00:13:43Yes.
00:13:44My employer is a tremendous fan of your block.
00:13:47Your employer?
00:13:48I particularly enjoy the one about the aluminium crutch.
00:13:52And Mr. Holmes, the younger.
00:13:54You look taller in your photographs.
00:13:56Take the precaution of a good coat and a short friend.
00:13:59Mycroft, I don't do anonymous clients.
00:14:00I'm used to mystery at one end of my cases.
00:14:02Both ends is too much work.
00:14:03Good morning.
00:14:07This is a matter of national importance.
00:14:09Grow up.
00:14:10Get off my sheet.
00:14:11Or what?
00:14:12Or just walk away.
00:14:12I'll let you.
00:14:14Boys, please.
00:14:15Not you.
00:14:16Who is my client?
00:14:19Take a look at where you're standing and make a deduction.
00:14:21You are to be engaged by the highest in the land.
00:14:23Now, for God's sake!
00:14:26Put your clothes on!
00:14:32I'll be mother.
00:14:34And there is a whole childhood in a nutshell.
00:14:39My employer has a problem.
00:14:42A matter has come to light of an extremely delicate and potentially criminal nature.
00:14:47And in this hour of need, dear brother, your name has arisen.
00:14:51Why?
00:14:51You have a police force of sorts, even a marginally secret service.
00:14:54Why come to me?
00:14:55People do come to you for help, don't they, Mr. Holmes?
00:14:57Not to date anyone with the Navy.
00:14:58This is a matter of the highest security and therefore of trust.
00:15:01You don't trust your own secret service?
00:15:03Naturally not.
00:15:04They all spy on people for money.
00:15:06I do think we have a time to.
00:15:08Yes, of course.
00:15:12What do you know about this woman?
00:15:18Nothing whatsoever.
00:15:19Then you should be paying more attention.
00:15:23She's been at the center of two political scandals in the last year
00:15:26and recently ended the marriage of a prominent novelist
00:15:30by having an affair with both participants separately.
00:15:34You know I don't concern myself with trivia.
00:15:36Who is she?
00:15:39Irene Adler.
00:15:41Professionally known as The Woman.
00:15:44Professionally?
00:15:45There are many names for what she does.
00:15:46She prefers Dominatrix.
00:15:54Dominatrix.
00:15:55Don't be alarmed.
00:15:56It has to do with sex.
00:15:58Sex doesn't alarm me.
00:16:00How would you know?
00:16:02She provides, shall we say, recreational scolding
00:16:05for those who enjoy that sort of thing
00:16:07and are prepared to pay for it.
00:16:08These are all from her website.
00:16:34And I assume this Adler woman has some compromising photographs.
00:16:38Very quick, Mr. Holmes.
00:16:39Hardly difficult deduction.
00:16:41Photographs of whom?
00:16:44A person of significance to my employer.
00:16:46We'd prefer not to say any more at this time.
00:16:49You can't tell us anything?
00:16:52I can tell you it's a young person.
00:16:54A young female person.
00:17:00How many photographs?
00:17:01A considerable number, apparently.
00:17:03Do Miss Adler and this young female person
00:17:05appear in these photographs together?
00:17:07Yes, they do.
00:17:07And I assume in a number of compromising scenarios.
00:17:09An imaginative range, we are assured.
00:17:12John, you might want to put that cut back in her saucer now.
00:17:15Can you help us, Mr. Holmes?
00:17:16How?
00:17:17Will you take the case?
00:17:18What case?
00:17:19Pay her now and in full.
00:17:21As Miss Adler remarks in her masthead,
00:17:22know when you are beaten.
00:17:25She doesn't want anything.
00:17:28She got in touch.
00:17:29She informed us that the photographs existed.
00:17:31She indicated that she had no intention to use them
00:17:33to extort either money or favour.
00:17:36Oh, a power play.
00:17:38A power play with the most powerful family in Britain.
00:17:41Now, that is a dominatrix.
00:17:42Oh, this is getting rather fun, isn't it?
00:17:44Sherlock.
00:17:45Hmm.
00:17:45Where is she?
00:17:46In London, currently.
00:17:47She's staying...
00:17:48Text me the details.
00:17:49I'll be in touch by the end of the day.
00:17:50Do you really think you'll have news by then?
00:17:51No, I think I'll have the photographs.
00:17:54One can only hope you're as good as you seem to think.
00:18:01I'll need some equipment, of course.
00:18:02Anything you require?
00:18:03I'll have it sent you up.
00:18:04Can I have a box of matches?
00:18:05I'm sorry?
00:18:06Or your cigarette lighter either will do.
00:18:07I don't suppose.
00:18:08No, I know you don't, but your employer does.
00:18:13We have kept a lot of people successfully in the dark
00:18:15about this little fact, Mr. Holmes.
00:18:17I'm not the Commonwealth.
00:18:19And that's as modest as he gets.
00:18:21Pleasure to meet you.
00:18:23Laters.
00:18:28Okay, the smoking.
00:18:29How did you know?
00:18:32The evidence is right under your nose, John.
00:18:33As ever you see, but do not observe.
00:18:35Observe what?
00:18:36That's fair.
00:18:48Kate, we're going to have a visitor.
00:18:51I'll need a bit of time to get ready.
00:18:53A long time.
00:18:56Ages.
00:19:12What are you doing?
00:19:14Going to battle, John.
00:19:15I need the right armor.
00:19:18No.
00:19:19No.
00:19:20Works for me.
00:19:21Everything works on you.
00:19:23So, what's the plan?
00:19:25We know our address.
00:19:26We'll just ring our doorbell.
00:19:28Exactly.
00:19:28Just here, please.
00:19:29I didn't even change your clothes.
00:19:31Then it's time to add a splash of color.
00:19:40We here?
00:19:41About two streets away, but this will do.
00:19:43For what?
00:19:44Punch me in the face.
00:19:45Shade?
00:19:48Blood.
00:19:49Punch you?
00:19:50Yes.
00:19:51Punch me in the face.
00:19:52Didn't you hear me?
00:19:52I always hear punch me in the face when you're speaking, but it's usually sometimes.
00:19:56Oh, for God's sakes.
00:20:03That was...
00:20:04That was...
00:20:08I think we're done now, John.
00:20:09You want to remember, sir, I was a soldier.
00:20:11I killed people.
00:20:12You were a doctor.
00:20:13I had bad days.
00:20:16What are you going to wear?
00:20:18My battle dress.
00:20:20Lucky boy.
00:20:28Hello?
00:20:29Oh, I'm sorry to disturb you.
00:20:32I've just been attacked.
00:20:35And I think they took my wallet and my phone.
00:20:41Please, could you help me?
00:20:43I can phone the police if you want.
00:20:46Could you please?
00:20:47Would you mind if they just waited here just until they come?
00:20:50Thank you so much.
00:20:56Oh, I saw it all happen.
00:20:58It's okay, I'm a doctor.
00:20:59Now, have you your first aid kit?
00:21:01In the kitchen.
00:21:01Please.
00:21:02Oh, thank you.
00:21:04Hello, sorry to hear that you've been hurt.
00:21:07I don't think Kate caught your name.
00:21:08I'm so sorry.
00:21:10I'm...
00:21:14Oh, it's always hard to remember an alias when you've had a fright.
00:21:17Isn't it?
00:21:19Not there now.
00:21:21You're both defrocked.
00:21:24Mr. Sherlock Holmes.
00:21:26Miss Adler, I presume.
00:21:28Oh, look at those cheekbones.
00:21:30I could cut myself slapping that face.
00:21:34Would you like me to try?
00:21:37Right, this should do it.
00:21:43I've missed something, haven't I?
00:21:47Please.
00:21:47Sit down.
00:21:48Oh, if you'd like some tea, I can call the maid.
00:21:50I had some in the palace.
00:21:52I know.
00:21:52Clearly.
00:21:58I had a tea, too, in the palace, if anyone's interested.
00:22:23Do you know the big problem with the disguise, Mr. Holmes?
00:22:26However hard you try, it's always a self-portrait.
00:22:30Do you think I'm a vicar with a bleeding face?
00:22:31No, I think you're damaged, delusional, and believe in a higher power.
00:22:35In your case, it's yourself.
00:22:38And somebody loves you.
00:22:40Well, if I had to punch that face, I'd avoid your nose and teeth, too.
00:22:45Could you put something on, please?
00:22:47Anything at all?
00:22:48Napkin?
00:22:48Why?
00:22:49Are you feeling exposed?
00:22:50I don't think John knows where to look.
00:22:52No, I think he knows exactly where.
00:22:57I'm not sure about you.
00:22:59I was looking at naked women, I borrow John's laptop.
00:23:01I do borrow my laptop.
00:23:02I confiscate it.
00:23:03Oh, never mind.
00:23:04We've got better things to talk about.
00:23:05Now, tell me.
00:23:06I need to know.
00:23:07How was it done?
00:23:10What?
00:23:11The hiker with the bastion head.
00:23:13How was he killed?
00:23:15That's not why I'm here.
00:23:17No, no, no.
00:23:18You're here for the photographs.
00:23:19But that's never going to happen, since we're here just chatting anyway.
00:23:21That story's not been on the news yet.
00:23:22How do you know about it?
00:23:23I know one of the policemen.
00:23:25Well, I know what he likes.
00:23:26Oh.
00:23:27And you like policemen?
00:23:30I like detective stories.
00:23:34Brainy's the new sexy.
00:23:36This is a car.
00:23:36The position of the car relative to the hiker at the time of the backfire duct,
00:23:39and the fact that the death blow was to the back of the head,
00:23:40that's all you need to know.
00:23:42Okay, tell me.
00:23:43How was he murdered?
00:23:44He wasn't.
00:23:45You don't think it was murder?
00:23:47I know it wasn't.
00:23:48How?
00:23:48The same way that I know the victim was an excellent sportsman,
00:23:50recently returned from foreign travel,
00:23:52and the photographs I'm looking for are in this room.
00:23:54Okay, but how?
00:23:56So they are in this room.
00:23:57John, man the door.
00:23:58Let no one in.
00:24:09Two men alone in the countryside,
00:24:11several yards apart,
00:24:12and one car.
00:24:13Oh, I thought you were looking for the photos now.
00:24:16No.
00:24:17No, looking takes ages.
00:24:18I'm just going to find them,
00:24:19but you're moderately clever,
00:24:19and we've got a moment,
00:24:20so let's pass the time.
00:24:21Two men, a car, nobody else.
00:24:24Driver's trying to fix his engine.
00:24:27Getting nowhere.
00:24:29And the hiker's taking a moment,
00:24:31looking at the sky,
00:24:32watching the birds.
00:24:34Any moment now, something's going to happen.
00:24:36What?
00:24:36The hiker's going to die.
00:24:38No, that's the result.
00:24:39What's going to happen?
00:24:41I don't understand.
00:24:42Oh, I'll try to.
00:24:43Why?
00:24:44Because you cater to the whims of the pathetic
00:24:46and take your clothes off to make an impression.
00:24:47Stop boring me and think.
00:24:49It's the new sexy.
00:24:50The car's going to backfire.
00:24:52There's going to be a loud noise.
00:24:54So what?
00:24:55Oh, noises are important.
00:24:56Noises can tell you everything.
00:24:58For instance...
00:25:08On hearing a smoke alarm,
00:25:09my mother would look towards her child.
00:25:12Amazing how fire exposes our priorities.
00:25:19Really hope you don't have a baby in here.
00:25:21All right, John, you can turn it off now.
00:25:24She said you could turn it off now.
00:25:25Give me a minute.
00:25:34Hmm.
00:25:36You should always use gloves with these things, you know?
00:25:39Heaviest dollar deposit's always on the first key.
00:25:41Use, that's quite clearly a three,
00:25:42but after that, the sequence is almost impossible to read.
00:25:44Say for the mate, that it's a six-digit code.
00:25:46Can't be your birthday, no disrespect,
00:25:47but clearly you were born in the 80s.
00:25:49The mate's barely used, so...
00:25:50I tell you the code right now.
00:25:52You know what?
00:25:53I already have.
00:25:56I think.
00:25:58Hands behind your head, on the floor.
00:26:00Keep it still.
00:26:01Sorry, Sherlock.
00:26:02Miss Adler, on the floor.
00:26:05Don't you want me on the floor, too?
00:26:06No, sir.
00:26:06I want you to open the safe.
00:26:08American.
00:26:09Interesting.
00:26:10Why would you care?
00:26:11Sir, the safe, now, please.
00:26:14I don't know the code.
00:26:15We've been listening.
00:26:16She said she told you.
00:26:17Well, if you've been listening,
00:26:17you'll know she didn't.
00:26:18I'm assuming I missed something.
00:26:20From your reputation,
00:26:21I'm assuming you didn't, Mr. Holmes.
00:26:23For God's sake,
00:26:24she's the one who knows the code.
00:26:25Ask her.
00:26:26Yes, sir.
00:26:26She also knows the code
00:26:27that automatically calls the police
00:26:29and sets off the burglar alarm.
00:26:30I've learned not to trust this one.
00:26:31Mr. Holmes doesn't...
00:26:32Shut up.
00:26:34One more word out of you.
00:26:35Just one.
00:26:36And I will decorate that wall
00:26:37with the insides of your head.
00:26:39That, for me, will not be hardship.
00:26:42Mr. Archer,
00:26:43at the count of three,
00:26:44shoot Dr. Watson.
00:26:45What?
00:26:46I don't know the code.
00:26:47One.
00:26:48I don't know the code.
00:26:50Two.
00:26:50She didn't tell me.
00:26:51I don't know it!
00:26:52I'm prepared to believe you
00:26:53any second now.
00:26:56Three.
00:26:57No, stop!
00:26:58No.
00:27:18Thank you, Mr. Holmes.
00:27:19Open it, please.
00:27:25Batican cameos.
00:27:43Do you mind?
00:27:43Not at all.
00:27:48He's dead.
00:27:50You were very observant.
00:27:52Observant?
00:27:53And flattered.
00:27:54Don't be.
00:27:55Flattered.
00:27:56There'll be more of them.
00:27:57They'll be keeping an eye on the building.
00:28:04We should call the police.
00:28:05Yes.
00:28:09On their way.
00:28:10For God's sake.
00:28:11Shut up.
00:28:11It's quick.
00:28:12Check the rest of the house.
00:28:13See how they got in.
00:28:16Well, that's the might to it in the bag.
00:28:18Ah.
00:28:19And that's mine.
00:28:23All the photographs are on here, I presume.
00:28:25I have copies, of course.
00:28:26No, you don't.
00:28:27You'll have permanently disabled
00:28:29any kind of uplink or connection.
00:28:31Unless the contents of this phone
00:28:32have proved to be unique,
00:28:33you wouldn't be able to sell them.
00:28:35You said I'm selling.
00:28:36Well, why would they be interested?
00:28:38If it was on the phone,
00:28:39it's clearly not just photographs.
00:28:41That camera phone is my life, Mr. Holmes.
00:28:43I'd die before I let you take it.
00:28:45It's my protection.
00:28:46Shut up.
00:28:47It was.
00:29:03Must have come in this way.
00:29:04Clearly.
00:29:06It's all right.
00:29:07She's just out cold.
00:29:08Oh, God, no.
00:29:08She's used to that.
00:29:10There's a back door.
00:29:11Better check it, Dr. Watson.
00:29:14Sure.
00:29:17You're very calm.
00:29:19Well, your booby trap
00:29:20did just kill a man.
00:29:21He would have killed me.
00:29:23It was self-defense in advance.
00:29:27What?
00:29:28What is that?
00:29:29What?
00:29:31Give it to me.
00:29:32Now.
00:29:33Give it to me.
00:29:35No.
00:29:36Give it to me.
00:29:38No.
00:29:38Oh, for goodness sake.
00:29:41Drop it.
00:29:43I said drop it.
00:29:45Ah.
00:29:46Thank you, dear.
00:29:48Now, tell that sweet little posh thing
00:29:50that pictures are safe with me.
00:29:52Not for blackmail.
00:29:53Just for insurance.
00:29:56Besides,
00:29:57I might want to see her again.
00:29:59Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:30:01Oh, it's been a pleasure.
00:30:04I can't spoil it.
00:30:07This is how I want you to remember me.
00:30:09The woman who beat you.
00:30:14Good night, Mr. Sherlock Earl.
00:30:16Jesus.
00:30:17What are you doing?
00:30:18He'll sleep for a few hours.
00:30:20Make sure he doesn't choke on his own vomit.
00:30:21It makes for a very unattractive call.
00:30:23What's this?
00:30:23What have you given him?
00:30:24Sherlock?
00:30:25He'll be fine.
00:30:26I've used it on loads of my friends.
00:30:28Sherlock, can you hear me?
00:30:29No, I was wrong about him.
00:30:31He did know where to look.
00:30:33For what?
00:30:33What are you talking about?
00:30:34The key code to my safe.
00:30:36What was it?
00:30:38Shall I tell him?
00:30:43My measurements.
00:30:57Got it.
00:30:59Oh, shush, no.
00:31:01Don't get up.
00:31:02I'll do the talking.
00:31:06So the car's about to backfire, and the hiker, he's staring at the sky.
00:31:12No, you said he could be watching birds, but he wasn't, was he?
00:31:15He was watching another kind of flying thing.
00:31:18The car backfires, and the hiker turns to look.
00:31:23Which was his big mistake.
00:31:25By the time the driver looks up, the hiker's already dead.
00:31:27What he doesn't see is what killed him, because it's already being washed down the stream.
00:31:34An accomplished sportsman recently returned from foreign travel with a boomerang.
00:31:40You got that from one look.
00:31:43Definitely the new sexy.
00:31:47Why?
00:31:51Why?
00:31:59Hush, now.
00:32:02It's okay.
00:32:04I'm only returning your coat.
00:32:13John?
00:32:16John?
00:32:22You okay?
00:32:22How did I get here?
00:32:24Well, I don't suppose you remember much.
00:32:25You weren't making a lot of sense.
00:32:26Oh, I should warn you.
00:32:27I think Lestrade filmed you on his phone.
00:32:30Where is she?
00:32:31Where's who?
00:32:31The woman.
00:32:32That woman.
00:32:33What woman?
00:32:34The woman.
00:32:35The woman woman.
00:32:36Oh, Irene Adler.
00:32:36She got away.
00:32:37No one saw her.
00:32:38She wasn't here, Charlotte.
00:32:41What are you?
00:32:41What?
00:32:42No, no, no, no.
00:32:44Oh, back to bed.
00:32:46You'll be fine in the morning.
00:32:48Just sleep.
00:32:49Of course I'll be fine.
00:32:50I am fine.
00:32:51I'm absolutely fine.
00:32:52Yes, you're great.
00:32:53Now, I'll be next door if you need me.
00:32:54Where would I need you?
00:32:55No reason at all.
00:33:25No reason at all.
00:33:35Photographs are perfectly safe.
00:33:37In the hands of a fugitive sex worker.
00:33:39She's not interested in blackmail.
00:33:41She wants protection for some reason.
00:33:45I take it you stood down the police investigation into the shooting at her house.
00:33:48How can we do anything while she has the photographs?
00:33:50Our hands are tied.
00:33:52She'd applaud your choice of words.
00:33:54Do you see how this works?
00:33:55That camera phone is her get-out-of-jail-free card.
00:33:57You have to leave her alone.
00:33:58Treat her like royalty, Mycroft.
00:34:00No, not the way she treats royalty.
00:34:04What was that?
00:34:05Thanks.
00:34:07What was that noise?
00:34:09Did you know there were other people after her too, Mycroft?
00:34:12Before you sent John and I in there.
00:34:13CIA trained killers had an excellent guest.
00:34:15Yeah, thanks for that, Mycroft.
00:34:16It's a disgrace sending your little brother into danger like that.
00:34:20Family is all we have in the end, Mycroft home.
00:34:23Oh, shut up, Mrs. Hudson.
00:34:25Mycroft!
00:34:31Apologies.
00:34:33They do, in fact, shut up.
00:34:36Oh, it's a bit rude, that noise, isn't it?
00:34:39There's nothing you can do and nothing she will do, as far as I can see.
00:34:43I can put maximum surveillance on her.
00:34:45Why bother?
00:34:46You can follow her on Twitter.
00:34:47I believe her username is The Whip Hand.
00:34:50Yes.
00:34:51Most amusing.
00:34:53Excuse me.
00:34:55Hello.
00:35:01Why does your phone make that noise?
00:35:04What noise?
00:35:05That noise.
00:35:06The one it just made.
00:35:07It's text alert.
00:35:08It means I've got a text.
00:35:09Hmm.
00:35:11Your texts don't usually make that noise.
00:35:12Well, somebody got a hold of the phone and, apparently, as a joke,
00:35:15personalized their text alert noise.
00:35:18Hmm.
00:35:19So every time they text you...
00:35:20Ah!
00:35:22If it seems so.
00:35:23Could you turn that phone down a bit at my time of life?
00:35:32I'm wondering who could have got hold of your phone, because it would have been in your coat, wouldn't it?
00:35:35I'll leave you to your deductions.
00:35:39I'm not stupid, you know.
00:35:41Do you get that idea?
00:35:43Bond air is go.
00:35:44That's decided.
00:35:44Check with the Coventry lot.
00:35:46Talk later.
00:35:48What else does she have?
00:35:50Irene Adler.
00:35:52The Americans would be interested in her for a couple of compromising photographs.
00:35:55There's more.
00:35:57Much more.
00:36:00Something big's coming, isn't it?
00:36:03Irene Adler is no longer any concern of yours.
00:36:06From now on, you will stay out of this.
00:36:09Oh, will I?
00:36:10Yes, Sherlock.
00:36:13You will.
00:36:18Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a long and arduous apology to make to a very old friend.
00:36:22You give him, my love.
00:36:28You give him a long and arduous apology to make to a very old friend.
00:36:55Lovely, Sherlock.
00:36:56That was lovely.
00:36:57Marvellous.
00:36:57Very good.
00:36:58I wish you could have worn the arduous.
00:37:00Something's our best left to the imagination, Mrs Hudson.
00:37:02Mrs H?
00:37:03No, thank you, Sarah.
00:37:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:37:06He's not good with names.
00:37:06No, no, no, I can get this.
00:37:08No, Sarah was the doctor, and then there was the one with the spots, and then the one with
00:37:10the nose, and then who was after the boring teacher?
00:37:13Nobody.
00:37:14Jeanette!
00:37:15Ah, process of elimination.
00:37:18Oh, dear Lord.
00:37:19Hello, everyone.
00:37:20Sorry, hello.
00:37:21It said on the door just to, just to come up.
00:37:24Hello, Molly.
00:37:24Everybody say hello to each other.
00:37:25Wonderful.
00:37:27Give me, uh, Holy Mary.
00:37:29There we are.
00:37:30Having a Christmas drinkies, then.
00:37:31No stopping them, Pat.
00:37:32It's one day of the year where the boys have to be nice to me, so it's almost worth it.
00:37:39John?
00:37:40Counter on your blog.
00:37:40What?
00:37:41It says 1,895.
00:37:43No, Christmas is cancelled.
00:37:44You've got a photograph of me wearing that hat.
00:37:46People like that hat.
00:37:47No, they don't.
00:37:47What people?
00:37:48How's the hit?
00:37:49Oh, it's atrocious, but thanks for asking.
00:37:51I've seen much worse, but then I do post-mortems.
00:37:55Oh, God, sorry.
00:37:57Don't make jokes, Molly.
00:37:58Sorry.
00:38:00I wasn't expecting to see you.
00:38:02I thought you were going to be in Dorset for Christmas.
00:38:03That's first thing in the morning, me and the wife.
00:38:05We're back together.
00:38:06It's all sorry.
00:38:06No, she's sleeping with a PE teacher.
00:38:09And, John, I hear you're off to your sisters.
00:38:11Is that right?
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:12Sherlock was complaining.
00:38:14Same.
00:38:15First time ever, she's cleaned up her act.
00:38:16She's off the booze.
00:38:17Nope.
00:38:18Shut up, Sherlock.
00:38:19So you've got a new boyfriend, Molly, and you're serious about him.
00:38:21What?
00:38:22Is there a way what?
00:38:22I think you're seeing him this very night and giving him a gift.
00:38:24Take a day off.
00:38:25Shut up and have a drink.
00:38:26Oh, come on.
00:38:26Surely you've all seen the present at the top of the bag.
00:38:29Perfectly wrapped with a bow.
00:38:30All the others are slapdash at best.
00:38:32It's for someone special, then.
00:38:34Shade of red echoes the lipstick, either an unconscious association or one that she's deliberately
00:38:37trying to encourage.
00:38:38Either way, Miss Hooper has love on her mind.
00:38:40The fact that she's serious about it, Miss Cliff, and the fact she's giving him
00:38:42a gift at all.
00:38:42That always suggests long-term hopes, however forlorn.
00:38:45And that she's seeing him tonight is evident from her make-up and what she's wearing.
00:38:48Obviously trying to compensate for the size of her mouth and breasts.
00:38:59You always say such horrible things.
00:39:02Every time.
00:39:04Always.
00:39:05Always.
00:39:09I am sorry.
00:39:11Forgive me.
00:39:16Merry Christmas, Molly Hooper.
00:39:22No, that wasn't...
00:39:23No, it was me.
00:39:25I got really?
00:39:26My phone.
00:39:2857.
00:39:29Sorry, what?
00:39:3057 of those texts, the ones I've heard.
00:39:33Thrilling that you've been counting.
00:39:43Excuse me.
00:39:45What's up, Sherlock?
00:39:46I said, excuse me.
00:39:47Do you have a reply?
00:40:15Oh, dear Lord, we're not going to have Christmas phone calls now, are we?
00:40:19Have we passed a new law?
00:40:21I think you're going to find Irene Adler tonight.
00:40:23We already know where she is.
00:40:26As you were kind enough to point out, it hardly matters.
00:40:29No, I mean you're going to find her dead.
00:40:33Are you okay?
00:40:34Yes.
00:40:52The only one who fitted the description had her brought here your home from home.
00:40:57Do you need to come in, Molly?
00:40:58That's okay.
00:40:58Everyone else was busy with Christmas.
00:41:01The face is a bit sort of bashed up, so it might be a bit difficult.
00:41:10That's her, isn't it?
00:41:11Show me the rest of it.
00:41:16That's her.
00:41:19Thank you, Miss Whipper.
00:41:20Who is she?
00:41:20How did Sherlock recognise her from not-her-face?
00:41:41Just the one.
00:41:43Why?
00:41:45Merry Christmas.
00:41:51Smoking in doors, isn't it one of those law things?
00:41:56We're in a morgue.
00:41:58There's only so much damage you can do.
00:42:02How did you know she was dead?
00:42:04She had an item in her possession.
00:42:07When she said her life depended on, she chose to give it up.
00:42:12And where is this item now?
00:42:17Look at them.
00:42:20They all care so much.
00:42:24Do you ever wonder if there's something wrong with us?
00:42:26All lives end.
00:42:30All hearts are broken.
00:42:33Caring is not an advantage.
00:42:37Sherlock.
00:42:40This is low, Tar.
00:42:42Well,
00:42:43you barely knew her.
00:42:50Merry Christmas, Mycroft.
00:42:55And a Happy New Year.
00:43:06He's on his way.
00:43:07Have you found anything?
00:43:08No.
00:43:08Did he take the cigarette?
00:43:10Yes.
00:43:11Shit.
00:43:11He's coming.
00:43:12Ten minutes.
00:43:13There's nothing in the bedroom.
00:43:14Well, it looks like he's clean.
00:43:15We've tried all the usual places.
00:43:17Are you sure tonight's a danger night?
00:43:18No.
00:43:19But then I never am.
00:43:21You have to stay with him, John.
00:43:23I've got plans.
00:43:24No.
00:43:27Mycroft.
00:43:36I am really sorry.
00:43:38You know my friends are so wrong about you.
00:43:40You're a great boyfriend.
00:43:43Okay.
00:43:44That's good.
00:43:45I mean, I always thought I was great.
00:43:46Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man.
00:43:49Jeanette, please.
00:43:50No.
00:43:50I mean it.
00:43:52It's heartwarming.
00:43:52You'll do anything for him.
00:43:54And you can't even tell your girlfriends apart.
00:43:56No, no.
00:43:56I'll do anything for you.
00:43:57Just tell me what it is I'm not doing.
00:43:58Tell me.
00:43:59Don't make me compete with Sherlock Holmes.
00:44:01I'll walk your dog for you.
00:44:02I've said it now.
00:44:03I'll even walk your dog.
00:44:03I don't have a dog.
00:44:05No, because that was the last one.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:08Jesus.
00:44:09I'll call you.
00:44:10No.
00:44:11Okay.
00:44:12That really wasn't very good, was it?
00:44:26Oh, hi.
00:44:31You okay?
00:44:37I hope you didn't mess up my sock index this time.
00:45:04Lovely tune, Sherlock.
00:45:07Haven't heard that one before.
00:45:09Are you composing?
00:45:11Helps me to think.
00:45:19What are you thinking about?
00:45:22The count on your blog is still stuck at 1,895.
00:45:25Yeah, it's faulty.
00:45:26Can't seem to fix it.
00:45:28Faulty?
00:45:29All you've been hacked and it's a message.
00:45:31Hmm?
00:45:38It's just faulty.
00:45:41Right.
00:45:45Right.
00:45:48Well, I'm going out for a bit.
00:45:59Listen, has he ever had any kind of girlfriend, boyfriend, a relationship, ever?
00:46:05I don't know.
00:46:07How can we not know?
00:46:09He's Sherlock.
00:46:10How will we ever know what goes on in that funny old head?
00:46:14Right.
00:46:16See you.
00:46:29John?
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:31Hello.
00:46:32Hello.
00:46:33So, any plans for New Year tonight?
00:46:37Uh, uh, nothing fixed. Nothing I couldn't heartlessly abandon. You have any ideas?
00:46:48One.
00:46:52You know, Mycroft could just phone me if he didn't have this bloody, stupid power complex.
00:47:22When we just go to a cafe. Sherlock doesn't follow me everywhere.
00:47:29Through there.
00:47:38He's on his way
00:47:39You were right
00:47:41He thinks it's my craft
00:47:47He's writing sad music
00:47:50Doesn't eat
00:47:54Barely talks
00:47:55I need to correct the television
00:47:58I'd say he was heartbroken
00:47:59But, well, he's Sherlock
00:48:03He does all that anyway
00:48:07Hello, Dr. Watson
00:48:17Tell him you're alive
00:48:19He'd come after me
00:48:20I'll come after you if you don't
00:48:22I believe you
00:48:25You were dead
00:48:26On a slab
00:48:28It was definitely you
00:48:30DNA tests are only as good as the records you keep
00:48:32I bet you know the record keeper
00:48:34I know what he likes
00:48:35And I need it to disappear
00:48:37Then how come I can see you?
00:48:38And I don't even want to
00:48:41Look, I made a mistake
00:48:43I sent something to Sherlock for safekeeping
00:48:45And now I need it back
00:48:46So I need your help
00:48:46No
00:48:48It's for his own safety
00:48:49Says this
00:48:50Tell him you're alive
00:48:52I can't
00:48:53Fine
00:48:55I'll tell him
00:48:56And I still won't help you
00:48:59What do I say?
00:49:00What do you normally say?
00:49:01You've texted him a lot
00:49:03Just the usual stuff
00:49:05There is no usual in this case
00:49:07Good morning
00:49:09I like your funny hat
00:49:11I'm sad tonight
00:49:12Let's have dinner
00:49:14You look sexy in Crimewatch
00:49:15Let's have dinner
00:49:16I'm not hungry
00:49:18Let's have dinner
00:49:19You flirted with Sherlock Holmes
00:49:24At him
00:49:25He never replies
00:49:26Sherlock always replies to everything
00:49:28He's Mr. Punchline
00:49:29He will outlive God
00:49:31Trying to have the last word
00:49:32Does that make me special?
00:49:35I don't know
00:49:36Maybe
00:49:36Are you jealous?
00:49:39We're not a couple
00:49:40Yes you are
00:49:41There
00:49:43I'm not dead
00:49:45Let's have dinner
00:49:48Who the hell knows
00:49:49About Sherlock Holmes
00:49:51But for the record
00:49:52Anyone out there
00:49:52Still cares
00:49:54I'm not actually gay
00:49:55Well I am
00:49:58Look at us both
00:50:13I don't think so
00:50:15Do you?
00:51:06I don't think so
00:51:40Don't sniffle Mrs. Hudson
00:51:42It'll do nothing
00:51:43It'll do nothing to impede
00:51:43The flight of a bullet
00:51:46What a tender world
00:51:47That would be
00:51:47Oh please
00:51:48I believe you have something
00:51:50That we want
00:51:51Mr. Holmes
00:51:52Why don't you ask for it?
00:51:58I've been asking this one
00:51:59She doesn't seem to know anything
00:52:02But you know what I'm asking for
00:52:04Don't you
00:52:04Mr. Holmes
00:52:13I believe I do
00:52:17I believe I do
00:52:20First get rid of your boys
00:52:21Why?
00:52:22I dislike being out now
00:52:23But it makes for too much
00:52:24Stupid in the room
00:52:27You two
00:52:27Go to the car
00:52:28Then get into the car
00:52:29And drive away
00:52:30Don't try to trick me
00:52:30You know who I am
00:52:31It doesn't work
00:52:38Next you can stop
00:52:39Pointing that gun at me
00:52:40So you can point a gun at me?
00:52:42I'm unarmed
00:52:43Mind if I check?
00:52:44Oh I insist
00:52:57You moron
00:53:00You're all right
00:53:01You're all right
00:53:29What's going on?
00:53:30Jeez what the hell is happening?
00:53:32Mrs. Hudson's been attacked
00:53:33By an American
00:53:34I'm restoring balance
00:53:35To the universe
00:53:36Oh Mrs. Hudson
00:53:36My daughter
00:53:37Are you all right?
00:53:38Jesus what have we done to you?
00:53:39I'm just being so silly
00:53:42Downstairs
00:53:42Take her downstairs
00:53:43And look after her
00:53:44It's all right
00:53:46It's all right
00:53:46I'll have a look at that
00:53:49Are you going to tell me
00:53:50What's going on?
00:53:51I expect so
00:53:51Now go
00:53:56Mr. Stroud
00:53:58We've had a break
00:53:59In at Baker Street
00:54:00Send your least irritating
00:54:02Officers in an ambulance
00:54:03Oh no no no no
00:54:04We're fine
00:54:04No it's the
00:54:06It's the burglar
00:54:07He's got himself
00:54:08Rather badly injured
00:54:10A few broken ribs
00:54:11Fractured skull
00:54:12Suspected
00:54:13Punched lung
00:54:16He fell out of a window
00:54:19Oh he stinks
00:54:27Oh that was right
00:54:28On my bins
00:54:33And exactly how many times
00:54:35Did he fall out of a window?
00:54:37I saw a bit of a blur
00:54:37Detective Inspector
00:54:39I lost count
00:54:46She'll have to sleep upstairs
00:54:48In our flat tonight
00:54:48We need to look after her
00:54:50No she's fine
00:54:50No she's not
00:54:51Look at her
00:54:52She's got to take some time
00:54:53Away from Baker Street
00:54:54She can go and stay
00:54:55With her sister
00:54:56Doctor's orders
00:54:57Don't be absurd
00:54:58She's in shock
00:54:59For God's sake
00:54:59And all over some
00:55:00Bloody stupid camera phone
00:55:01Where is it anyway?
00:55:03Safest place I know
00:55:05He left it in the pocket
00:55:06Of his second best
00:55:07Dressing gown
00:55:08You clod
00:55:09I managed to sneak it out
00:55:11When they thought
00:55:11I was having a cry
00:55:12Thank you
00:55:15Shame on you
00:55:15John Watson
00:55:16Shame on me
00:55:17Wait Mrs. Hudson
00:55:17Leave Baker Street
00:55:19England would fall
00:55:20Oh
00:55:32Where is it now?
00:55:34Where no one will look
00:55:38Whatever's on that phone
00:55:39Is more than just pictures
00:55:40Yes it is
00:55:44So she's alive then
00:55:48How are we feeling about that?
00:55:53Happy New Year John
00:55:54Do you think
00:55:55You'll be seeing her again?
00:56:01Happy New Year John
00:56:03Do you think
00:56:34is that a phone it's a camera phone and you're x-raying it yes i am whose phone is it
00:56:41a woman's
00:56:42your girlfriend you think she's my girlfriend because i'm x-raying her possessions well we
00:56:47all do silly things yes they do don't they very silly
00:56:57she sent this to my address she loves to play games she does
00:57:47we have a client
00:57:50what in your bedroom
00:57:59so who's after you people who want to kill me who's that killers would help if you were a tiny
00:58:05bit more
00:58:06specific so you faked your own death in order to get ahead of them it worked for a while except
00:58:09you
00:58:09let john know that you're alive and therefore me i knew you'd keep my secret you couldn't but you
00:58:15did didn't you where's my camera phone it's not here we're not stupid and what have you done with
00:58:23it if they've guessed you've got it they'll be watching you if they've been watching me they'll
00:58:26know that i took a safety deposit box at a bank on the strand a few months ago i need
00:58:30it well we can't
00:58:32just go and get it can we molly hooper she could collect it take it apart one of your homeless
00:58:40network could bring it here leave it in the cafe and one of the boys downstairs could bring up the
00:58:44bank very good john excellent plan full of intelligent precautions thank you so why don't alpha
00:58:53so what do you keep on here in general i mean pictures information anything i might find useful
00:59:00for black men for protection i make my way in the world i misbehave i like to know people will
00:59:06be on
00:59:06my side exactly when i need them to be so how do you acquire this information i told you i
00:59:11misbehave but
00:59:12you've acquired something that's more danger than protection do you know what it is yes but i don't
00:59:17understand it i assumed show me the passcode
00:59:35it's not working no because it's a duplicate that i had made into which you've just entered the numbers
00:59:39it's one out by big i assumed you'd choose something more specific than that but um thanks anyway
00:59:55i told you that camera phone was my life i know when it's in my hand
01:00:00you're rather good you're not so bad
01:00:07hamish
01:00:09john hamish watson just if you're looking for baby names
01:00:15there was a man an mod official and i knew what he liked
01:00:20one of the things he liked was showing off he told me this email was going to save the world
01:00:25he
01:00:25didn't know it but i photographed it he was a bit tied up at the time it's a bit small
01:00:30on that screen
01:00:31can you read it yes code obviously i had one of the best cryptographers in the country take a look
01:00:36at it though he was mostly upside down as i recall i couldn't figure it out
01:00:42what can you do mr holmes go on impress a girl
01:01:03there's a margin variable i'm pretty sure there's a 747 leaving heathrow tomorrow at 6 30 in the
01:01:07evening for baltimore apparently it's going to save the world not sure how that could be true but
01:01:09give me a moment of only another case for eight seconds
01:01:14oh come on it's not code these are seat allegations on a passenger jet look there's no letter i because
01:01:18it can be mistaken for a one no letters past k within the plane is the limit the numbers always
01:01:22appear randomly and not in sequence but the letters have little runs of sequence all over the place
01:01:26families and couples sitting together only a jumbo is wide enough to need a letter k or rows past 55
01:01:30which is why there's always an upstairs there's a row 13 which eliminates the more superstitious
01:01:34airlines then there's a style of the flight number 007 that eliminates a few more and assuming the
01:01:38british point of origin which would be logical considering the original source of the information
01:01:40and assuming from the increased pressure on you lately that the crisis is imminent the only
01:01:43flight matches all the criteria into parts within the week is the 6 30 to baltimore tomorrow
01:01:47evening from heather airport please i feel obliged to tell me that was remarkable or amazing john's
01:01:52express their thought in every possible variant available to the english language i would have
01:01:57you right here on this desk until you begged for mercy twice john please can you check those flight
01:02:06shuttles see if i'm right yeah i'm right yeah i never begged for mercy in my life twice uh yeah
01:02:15you're
01:02:15right uh flight 007 what did you say you're right no no no after that what did you say after
01:02:21that
01:02:21007 flight 007 007 007 007 something
01:02:51Bond, airs go.
01:02:53Bond, airs go.
01:02:56Bond, airs go.
01:02:58Bond, airs go.
01:03:00Airs go.
01:03:49Transcription by CastingWords
01:03:58Transcription by CastingWords
01:04:21It's a story
01:04:24Probably not true
01:04:25In the Second World War the Allies knew that Coventry was going to get bombed
01:04:28Because they'd broken the German code
01:04:29But they didn't want the Germans to know that they'd broken the code
01:04:31So they let it happen anyway
01:04:33Have you ever had anyone?
01:04:37I'm sorry
01:04:38And when I say had I'm being indelicate
01:04:40I don't understand
01:04:41I'll be delicate then
01:04:47Let's have dinner
01:04:48Why?
01:04:49Might be hungry
01:04:49I'm not
01:04:50Good
01:04:52Why would I want to have dinner
01:04:57If I wasn't hungry?
01:05:00Mr. Holmes
01:05:01If it was the end of the world
01:05:03If this was the very last night
01:05:07Would you have dinner with me?
01:05:10Sherlock?
01:05:12Too late
01:05:13That's not the end of the world
01:05:14That's Mrs. Hudson
01:05:18Sherlock, this man was at the door
01:05:19Is the bell still not working?
01:05:21He shot it
01:05:22Have you come to take me away again?
01:05:24Yes, Mr. Holmes
01:05:25Well, I decline
01:05:26I don't think you do
01:05:29I don't think you do
01:05:30I don't think you do
01:05:55There's going to be a bomb on a passenger jet
01:05:56The British and American governments know about it
01:05:58But rather than expose the source of their information
01:06:00They're going to let it happen
01:06:01The plane will blow up
01:06:04Coventry all over again
01:06:06The wheel turns
01:06:07Nothing is ever new
01:06:40Well
01:06:42You're looking all better
01:06:44How are you feeling?
01:06:46Like putting a bullet in your brain, sir
01:06:51They'd pin a medal on me if I did
01:06:54Sir
01:07:00Sir
01:07:02This is about the movie
01:07:03Don
01:07:03The castle
01:07:03The wall
01:07:11The park
01:07:13The grey
01:07:13The grey
01:07:14The grey
01:07:14The grey
01:07:15The grey
01:07:16The grey
01:07:31The Coventry Conundrum.
01:07:34What do you think of my solution?
01:07:38The flight of the dead.
01:07:42The plane blows up mid-air.
01:07:43Mission accomplished with the terrorists.
01:07:45Hundreds of casualties, but nobody dies.
01:07:47Neat, don't you think?
01:07:49You've been stumbling around the fringes of this one for ages.
01:07:53Or were you too bored to notice the pattern?
01:07:56They wouldn't let us see Grandad when he was dead.
01:08:00She's not my real arm.
01:08:02I know human ash.
01:08:03You ran a similar project with the Germans a while back.
01:08:06Though I believe one of our passengers didn't make the flight.
01:08:11That's the deceased for you.
01:08:14Late, in every sense of the word.
01:08:17How's the plane going to fly, of course?
01:08:19Unmanned aircraft, hardly new.
01:08:21It doesn't fly.
01:08:23It will never fly.
01:08:24This entire project is cancelled.
01:08:26The terrorist cells have been informed that we know about the bomb.
01:08:30We can't fool them now.
01:08:33We've lost everything.
01:08:34One fragment of one email.
01:08:37And months and years of planning.
01:08:40Finished.
01:08:42You're M.O.D. man.
01:08:43That's all it takes.
01:08:45One lonely, naive man, desperate to show off.
01:08:49And a woman clever enough to make him feel special.
01:08:53You need to screen your defense people more carefully.
01:08:56I'm not talking about the M.O.D. man, Sherlock.
01:08:58I'm talking about you.
01:09:02A damsel in distress.
01:09:05In the end, are you really so obvious?
01:09:09Because this was textbook.
01:09:12The promise of love, the pain of loss, the joy of redemption.
01:09:17Then give him a puzzle and watch him dance.
01:09:22Don't be absurd.
01:09:23Absurd.
01:09:25How quickly did you decipher that email for her?
01:09:28Was it the full minute?
01:09:30Or were you really eager to impress?
01:09:32I think it was less than five seconds.
01:09:35I drove you into her path.
01:09:39I'm sorry.
01:09:41I didn't know.
01:09:43Mr. Holmes, I think we need to talk.
01:09:45So do I.
01:09:46There are a number of aspects I'm still not quite clear on.
01:09:48Not you, Junior.
01:09:49You're done now.
01:09:51There's more.
01:09:52Loads more.
01:09:53On this phone, I've got secrets and pictures and scandals that could topple your whole world.
01:09:58You have no idea how much havoc I can cause and exactly one way to stop me.
01:10:03Unless you want to tell your masters that your biggest security leak is your own little brother.
01:10:14We have people who can get into this.
01:10:17I tested that theory for you.
01:10:20I let Sherlock Holmes try it for six months.
01:10:23Sherlock, dear, tell him what you found when you x-rayed my camera phone.
01:10:26There are four additional units wired inside the casing.
01:10:28I suspect containing acid or a small amount of explosive.
01:10:31Any attempt to open the casing will burn the hard drive.
01:10:33Explosive?
01:10:35It's more me.
01:10:36Some data is always recoverable.
01:10:39Take that risk.
01:10:40You have a passcode to open this.
01:10:42I deeply regret to say we have people who can extract it from you.
01:10:46Sherlock?
01:10:47There will be two passcodes.
01:10:48One to open the phone, one to burn the drive.
01:10:50Even under dress, you can't know which one she's given you,
01:10:52and there will be no point in a second attempt.
01:10:54He's good, isn't he?
01:10:56I should have him on a leash.
01:10:57In fact, I might.
01:11:00We destroy this, then.
01:11:01No one has the information.
01:11:03Fine.
01:11:04Good idea.
01:11:05Unless there are lives of British citizens,
01:11:07depending on the information you're about to burn.
01:11:09Are there?
01:11:10Telling you we'll be playing fair.
01:11:12I'm not playing anymore.
01:11:17A list of my requests,
01:11:19and some ideas about my protection once they're granted.
01:11:25I'd say it wouldn't blow much of a hole in the wealth of a nation,
01:11:28but then I'd be lying.
01:11:32Imagine you'd like to sleep on it.
01:11:34Thank you, yes.
01:11:35Too bad.
01:11:38Off you pop and talk to people.
01:11:43You've been very thorough.
01:11:47I wish our lot were half as good as you.
01:11:49I can't take all the credit.
01:11:52Had a bit of help.
01:11:54Jim Moriarty sends his love.
01:11:56Yes.
01:11:57He's been in touch.
01:11:58Seems desperate for my attention.
01:12:01Which I'm sure can be arranged.
01:12:03I had all this stuff.
01:12:05Never knew what to do with it.
01:12:06Thank God for the consultant criminal.
01:12:09Gave me a lot of advice about how to play the Holmes boys.
01:12:13Nobody calls you.
01:12:15The Ice Man.
01:12:17And the Virgin.
01:12:20Didn't even ask for anything.
01:12:21I think he just likes to cause trouble.
01:12:22Now that's my kind of man.
01:12:25But here you are.
01:12:27The dominatrix who brought a nation to its knees.
01:12:31Nicely played.
01:12:33No.
01:12:35Sorry?
01:12:38I said no.
01:12:40Very, very close.
01:12:41But no.
01:12:42You got carried away.
01:12:44The game was too elaborate.
01:12:45You're enjoying yourself too much.
01:12:47No such thing as too much.
01:12:49No enjoying the thrill of the chase is fine.
01:12:51Craving the distraction of the game.
01:12:52I sympathize entirely.
01:12:53But sentiment.
01:12:54Sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side.
01:12:58Sentiment?
01:12:59What are you talking about?
01:13:01You.
01:13:02Oh dear God.
01:13:04Look at the poor man.
01:13:07You don't actually think I was interested in you.
01:13:10Why?
01:13:11Because you're the great Sherlock Holmes.
01:13:14The clever detective in the funny hat.
01:13:16No.
01:13:22Because I took your pulse.
01:13:25I took your pulse.
01:13:34Elevated.
01:13:36Your pupils dilated.
01:13:43I imagine John Watson thinks love's a mystery to me.
01:13:45But the chemistry is incredibly simple and very destructive.
01:13:49When we first met you told me the disguise is always a self-portrait.
01:13:51How true of you.
01:13:52The combination to your safer measurements.
01:13:53But this, this is far more intimate.
01:13:55This is your heart.
01:13:57And you should never let it rule your head.
01:14:00You could have chosen any random number and walked out of here today with everything you've worked for.
01:14:04But you just couldn't resist it, could you?
01:14:07I've always assumed that love is a dangerous disadvantage.
01:14:11Thank you for the final proof.
01:14:14Everything I said, it's not real.
01:14:19I was just playing the game.
01:14:21I know.
01:14:23And this is just losing.
01:14:34There you are, brother.
01:14:35I hope the contents make up for any inconvenience I may have caused you tonight.
01:14:39I'm certain they will.
01:14:40If you're feeling kind, lock her up.
01:14:41Otherwise, let her go.
01:14:41I doubt she'll survive long without her protection.
01:14:43Are you expecting me to beg?
01:14:45Yes.
01:14:49Please.
01:14:54You're right.
01:14:56I won't even last six months.
01:14:59Sorry about dinner.
01:15:23You don't smoke?
01:15:25I also don't frequent cafes.
01:15:36File on Irene Adler.
01:15:38Closed forever.
01:15:40I am about to go and inform my brother, or if you prefer, you are, that she somehow got herself
01:15:47into a witness protection scheme in America.
01:15:50New name, new identity.
01:15:52She will survive and thrive, but he will never see her again.
01:15:57Why would he care?
01:15:59He despised her at the end.
01:16:01Won't even mention her by name.
01:16:02Just the woman.
01:16:03Is that loathing or a salute?
01:16:07One of a kind, the one woman who matters.
01:16:10He's not like that.
01:16:12He doesn't feel things that way.
01:16:14I don't think.
01:16:16My brother has the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, yet he elects to be a detective.
01:16:22What might we deduce about his heart?
01:16:25I don't know.
01:16:26Neither do I.
01:16:28But initially, he wanted to be a pirate.
01:16:33He'll be okay with this witness protection, never seeing her again.
01:16:36He'll be fine.
01:16:37I agree.
01:16:39That's why I decided to tell him that.
01:16:43Instead of what?
01:16:46She's dead.
01:16:48She was captured by a terrorist cell in Karachi two months ago and beheaded.
01:16:58It's definitely her.
01:16:59She's done this before.
01:17:01I was thorough this time.
01:17:03It would take Sherlock Holmes to fool me.
01:17:06And I don't think he was on hand.
01:17:08Do you?
01:17:11So.
01:17:19What you would tell Sherlock?
01:17:28Clearly, you've got news.
01:17:29If it's about the Leeds triple murder, it was the Gardner.
01:17:32Did nobody notice the hearing?
01:17:34Hi.
01:17:35Uh, no, it's, um, it's about Irene Adler.
01:17:41Well.
01:17:43Something happened.
01:17:44Has she come back?
01:17:44No, no, she's, uh, I just bumped into Mycroft downstairs.
01:17:47He had to take a call.
01:17:48Is she back in London?
01:17:50No.
01:17:51She's, uh,
01:17:56She's in America.
01:17:58America?
01:17:59Mm-hmm.
01:17:59Got herself on a witness protection scheme.
01:18:01Apparently.
01:18:02Don't know how she swung it, but, uh,
01:18:06well, you know.
01:18:07I know what?
01:18:08Well, you won't be able to see her again.
01:18:09I wouldn't want to see her again.
01:18:11Didn't say you did.
01:18:12Is that her file?
01:18:13Yes, I was just going to take it back to Mycroft.
01:18:15Do you want to...
01:18:19Hmm.
01:18:25Listen, actually...
01:18:26Oh, but I will have the camera phone, though.
01:18:29There's nothing on it anymore.
01:18:31It's been stripped.
01:18:31I know, but I...
01:18:33I still have it.
01:18:35I've got to give this back to Mycroft.
01:18:36You can't keep it.
01:18:39Sherlock, I have to give this to Mycroft.
01:18:41It's the government's now.
01:18:42I couldn't...
01:18:42Please.
01:18:59Well, I'd better take this back.
01:19:01Yes.
01:19:10Did she ever text you again?
01:19:12After...
01:19:12all that?
01:19:13Once, a few months ago.
01:19:16What did she say?
01:19:18Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:19Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:22Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:32Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:39Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:39Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:39Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:39Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:39Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:40Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:40Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:40Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:41Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:41Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:42Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:44Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.
01:19:47Goodbye, Mr. Holmes.