00:24I'm going to go.
00:26Go on. Come on. Come on. Go on.
00:28I'm going. I'm going.
00:30I'm going.
00:32And now, a further update on the escape of the infamous Ski Mask burglar from prison in England.
00:39Go on. You're a cooey.
00:40Yeah, go on.
00:42Okay, okay.
00:45Um, Nanny? Nanny?
00:48Um, um, excuse us, Nanny, but...
00:51Oh, hi, kids.
00:53...from a Ski Mask burglar, Mad Dog Marvin, who gained fame breaking into homes at night wearing a Ski Mask,
01:00has escaped.
01:01In other news, authorities have cautioned local residents to protect themselves...
01:06Did you hear that, Fozzie? We're supposed to protect ourselves.
01:09From a Skiing Dog burglar.
01:12Hmm.
01:13As the storm is due in this evening with gale force winds and heavy rain...
01:18Oh, okay.
01:23Double-check to make sure all your windows and doors are secured so nothing can get in.
01:28Oh, my. Did you hear that, kids?
01:30I better check all those windows and doors before it gets too late.
01:37Um, well, um, can we go with you, Nanny?
01:41Yeah. We kind of don't want to be down here without you.
01:44What?
01:45Well, okay. Come on. Let's start in the basement.
01:50Come on.
01:54That's where all burglars try to get in. The basement.
01:58Oh, great.
02:19Okay, you guys. Don't worry about that skiing dog burglar.
02:24He'll never get past us. Right, Teddy?
02:29Huh?
02:31Kermit? Piggy? Gonzo?
02:34Where are you guys?
02:35Authorities fear they are missing.
02:38I'll say.
02:40Huh?
02:44We're all alone, Teddy.
02:46And remember, be sure to double-check all those windows and doors.
02:51Oh, no. We gotta protect Nanny's house from that ski-mask dog burglar.
02:56And don't forget the attic.
02:58Right. The attic.
03:04Sorry, Teddy.
03:07I'll check the windows, kids. You check everything else.
03:11Okay.
03:12Okay.
03:25You look under the chair, Piggy.
03:29This is ridiculous, Walt.
03:31There's no burper under...
03:33Huh?
03:38Huh?
03:43Oh, boy.
03:45What's going on over there?
03:48Oh, what?
03:49Uh-oh.
03:55Oh, you can't leave me for a ride.
03:58Huh?
04:01Whoa!
04:03Hello?
04:05Mr. Ski-mask burglar guy?
04:07Is that you?
04:09Do you see anyone, Teddy?
04:13Boy, that's a relief.
04:15Huh?
04:16Whoa!
04:18Did you see that, Teddy?
04:20The ski-dog mask burglar guy looks just like me.
04:22And he's got a Teddy just like you.
04:25Huh?
04:27Hi, there.
04:29Wanna hear a joke?
04:31Okay.
04:32Wait now.
04:33Why did the scaredy cat cross the road?
04:37Give up?
04:38Because he was chicken.
04:40Get it?
04:41Scared?
04:41Chicken?
04:42Waka-waka!
04:43Ha-ha!
04:45Grunge!
04:46Guess you heard that one, huh?
04:49Oh!
04:50Oh!
04:51Yeah!
04:52Piggy, if you're gonna fool around instead of help, this job's gonna take us all night.
04:58But, Nanny, I...
04:59Ooh, nice hairdo, Piggy.
05:02Yeah!
05:03Cutie pie!
05:05Yala-la-la-la-la-la-la!
05:06Eee!
05:08Piggy!
05:09Come in, Nanny!
05:14Give me strength.
05:17See, Teddy?
05:18That's us!
05:19Hi again!
05:20Come on.
05:22Leave me around.
05:23Huh?
05:24But if that's us, and this is us, then who's down in the basement?
05:30The ski mask ham dog burglar!
05:32Come on!
05:34Come on!
05:50Uh, where to now, Nanny?
05:52Well, Kermit, I remember leaving some windows open in the attic a while back.
05:58So we'd better head up there.
06:00Yeah, have some tea.
06:22Hmm, if that ski burglar monster guy thinks he's gonna steal my joke collection, he's got another thing coming.
06:29Wait, Turdy!
06:41Bet that scared him, huh?
06:49Oh my, pretty dark, huh, kids?
06:52I'll see.
06:53Uh-huh.
06:56I'll get the lights.
06:59I'm over here, kid.
07:00Huh?
07:01Huh?
07:05I could have sworn I left that window open.
07:09Well, maybe I'm losing my mind.
07:12Uh, yeah.
07:13I think we lost Fuzzy, too.
07:15He's not here.
07:16Nope.
07:17Not here.
07:18He didn't come with us.
07:19Maybe somebody should go downstairs and get him.
07:22Any volunteers?
07:32Why aren't you two the brave ones?
07:34Huh?
07:35Us?
07:36Not very.
07:37How come?
07:38For volunteering to go downstairs to get Fuzzy.
07:41We did?
07:42Yep, sure did.
07:44Uh-huh.
07:44Uh-huh.
07:45Uh-huh.
07:49Uh-huh.
07:50Uh-huh.
07:53Uh-huh.
08:05Uh-huh.
08:06Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into, Gonzo.
08:10I'll see.
08:12There could be anything down there.
08:14Like what?
08:14Well, like, like two hidden spinach aliens from Silvatron, or, or the healer monsters that ain't here.
08:22Goof.
08:26Oh, yeah.
08:28And this, and this.
08:32Now this is gonna be one great burglar trap, right, Teddy?
08:37Come on, Bobby's probably in the nursery, right?
08:41Well, unless the howling saw two touches.
08:45Right, the nursery.
08:50Piggy, a man-eating manhole cover!
08:57Why, Piggy, this is so subtle.
09:00This is so stupid.
09:05Man-eating manhole cover.
09:07Ha! This is a funny Freddy record, doofus.
09:11Uh, close enough, huh, gang?
09:19Hello?
09:21Mr. Burglar Hamster?
09:23That's funny.
09:24I thought I heard someone.
09:31Shh, let's set a trap in the kitchen next, Teddy.
09:35Bugling hamburgers always going there.
09:45This one looks okay.
09:47Snug as a bug in a rug.
09:49Right, kids?
09:50It sure was silly for Piggy to be scared of going downstairs to look for Fozzie, huh, Scooter?
09:58Uh, I guess so.
10:00Oh, good.
10:01Then you two won't mind going down to the kitchen to get the flashlight.
10:05Oh.
10:05Uh-huh.
10:06Uh-huh.
10:07Uh-huh.
10:07Uh-huh.
10:08Uh-huh.
10:08Good.
10:09And while you're down there, you see if Piggy and Gonzo have found Fozzie yet, okay?
10:14Okay.
10:14Hurry back.
10:21Wait for me, sis.
10:24Gosh, Nanny's house looks weird tonight, huh?
10:28I'll say.
10:30This is dumb.
10:31Where's Fozzie?
10:33Maybe the three-headed marshmallow from the planet Pluto.
10:37Sorry.
10:39Okay, I'll just set this last pan here.
10:45There.
10:46The lube job bungler comes through the door, steps on this, the flower shoots out, he falls
10:52over there, the rope snaps up, and presto!
10:55Ha-ha!
10:55The lollipop pickler ends up in the ketchup bucket.
10:58Right, Teddy?
11:00Wow.
11:05Just like that.
11:09Did you hear that?
11:11Yeah.
11:12It sounded like the attack of the 80-foot hummingbird.
11:16Goof, come on, follow me.
11:18Ah!
11:19Hey, I...
11:19Hey, I...
11:20Hey, I...
11:20Hey, I...
11:21Hey, I...
11:21Hey, I...
11:21Hey, I...
11:22Hey, I...
11:22Hey, I...
11:22Hey, I...
11:22Follow that.
11:24Oh, Madonna couldn't follow that.
11:26Stupid rubber chicken.
11:30Fozzie's in the basement!
11:32Come on!
11:34Fozzie?
11:35Oh, boy.
11:38Yoo-hoo!
11:39Are you here?
11:41In the movie, this is where the spooky music begins.
11:45Oh, nice touch, Gondo.
11:48Oh, and then the special effects start.
11:54Oh, just like that.
11:56And then something scary always happens.
12:00What?
12:01What?
12:02Well, uh...
12:08Oh, what is it, Gondo?
12:23Oh, that ought to surprise him.
12:25Huh, Teddy?
12:26The bagel sniffer fell in the whoopee-clucker.
12:29Bucker!
12:30Bucker!
12:32Oh, my kind of chick.
12:39Oh, he escaped already?
12:42Boy, this guy's tough.
12:44Time for plan B.
12:46No, Teddy, that's plan X.
12:48Quit fooling around.
12:49Come on.
12:50Boy, Nanny should get a new decorator.
12:54Or move to a new neighborhood.
13:01Fozzie?
13:01Huh? Fozzie?
13:03You go, Mr. Burglar.
13:06I'm in the kitchen.
13:07Huh?
13:08Right in here.
13:10Waka waka.
13:12Dad ought to get him in here.
13:14Come on, Teddy.
13:16Wait a second.
13:17If Fozzie's in the kitchen,
13:19then who's in the basement?
13:22The Burglar!
13:29Here's kind of chick.
13:31Ha!
13:42Fine!
13:48Fine!
13:54Did you hear that, sis? The burglars think we're aliens. Come on.
14:00They're in the kitchen, Teddy.
14:03Huh?
14:06How many of these guys are there? Come on, Teddy. We're gonna need a lot more traps.
14:20Okay, kids. Done in here. Just a few more rooms to go.
14:26Gosh, Nanny. I sure hope everybody's okay.
14:30Well, Kermit, why don't you and Rolf go and tell the others where we are?
14:34Huh? No problem.
14:37Right. Bye-bye.
14:41Bye-bye.
14:44Oh, thanks, animal.
14:47Brother.
14:55Oh, brother.
14:58We're not scared of burglars or lightning.
15:01We're not scared of anything that's frightening.
15:06We may look like little guys with shaky knees and bulging eyes,
15:10but underneath this thin disguise, we're not scared.
15:14Just a little nervous, that's all.
15:17Whoa!
15:17We're not scared of hands that come from nowhere.
15:22We're not scared of giant bugs with blue hair.
15:27Shadows with an icky face.
15:29Purple slime from outer space.
15:31This used to be such a groovy place, but we're not scared.
15:36We're not scared.
15:37La, la, la, la, la, la, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
15:41da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
15:44da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
15:44da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
15:45da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da,
15:45da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da
15:57We're not scared. We're not scared. We're not scared.
16:04Not us.
16:06Not even a little tiny bit.
16:08Get out of here!
16:34Oh, no. Here they come, Teddy.
16:40These guys are everywhere.
16:45Time for plan 227X.
16:52That was close.
16:54I'm getting closer.
17:08Hello, whoever you are.
17:11Is anybody here?
17:13Gee, I don't think anybody's here, sis.
17:16Huh?
17:17Scooter?
17:18Skeeter?
17:19Piggy?
17:20Gonzo?
17:23Huh?
17:25No!
17:32Anybody in here?
17:34Oh, boy.
17:36Uh, I hate to mention this, but, uh, how many of us came in here?
17:42Who are you?
17:43Oh, four?
17:46Right.
17:46So, uh, who's he?
17:51Oh, look!
18:00Huh?
18:02Bobby?
18:05I never thought I'd be so glad to see you, you silly bear.
18:10Thanks.
18:11Yeah.
18:11Well, what about those guys we saw in the window?
18:14Set up, booby trap!
18:16Hang on.
18:16Drop him in the laundry!
18:17Nope.
18:18Trip him with a rope!
18:19Try that.
18:19Put a bag on his head!
18:21Try all that stuff.
18:22Okay, Mr. Smarty Pet.
18:24What would you do?
18:26Well, I'd go tell Nanny.
18:30Exactly!
18:30I was just gonna say that.
18:32Me too.
18:33Right?
18:34Come on!
18:36Whew!
18:38All done, Animal.
18:39Let's go check and see where everybody went.
18:41Okay, Nanny.
18:43You're out of there, isn't it?
18:47Boy, it looks like the burglars had a food fight in here.
18:51I'll see.
19:06I'll see you next time.
19:14The burglars are coming in the kitchen door.
19:16How many are there?
19:18Two.
19:19Yeah.
19:19No problem.
19:21Here.
19:22Kermit, tiny swipe to the whatchamacallit.
19:24Scooter and Skeeter, give me those pots and pans.
19:27Gonzo, get me my whoopee cushion.
19:29And Piggy, you and Rolf, grab those sheets.
19:31Come on.
19:34Come on.
19:35Get over here.
19:42Now!
19:43Now!
19:43You're out!
19:48We got him!
19:50We got him!
19:51Duck time!
19:59Well, what have we here?
20:01We caught him for you, Nanny.
20:03Who?
20:04Wee!
20:06Uncle Scantler?
20:08Uncle Walter?
20:10You're the Stuntmouse burglars?
20:12Shame on you!
20:14Oh, kids, that burglar on the news escaped in England.
20:17Not around here.
20:19Huh?
20:20Oh!
20:22Right!
20:23We just came by to help you lock up for the storm.
20:27Got worried when you didn't answer the door.
20:30I see.
20:31Well, we're all locked up and ready for bed, right, kids?
20:34Ah!
20:36Gee!
20:38Well, actually, Nanny, um, we kind of came in here to ask...
20:43Um, if we could stay up and watch the late, late movie with you.
20:48Really?
20:49Uh-huh.
20:51Stay tuned for tonight's thriller feature,
20:53The Thing That Crawled Out of the Basement.
20:57Huh?
21:00Oh!
21:01Oh, not me!
21:02I'm too tired!
21:04Yeah, me too!
21:05I'm out of here!
21:06Oh, yeah!
21:07Me too!
21:08Good night, kids!
21:09Good night, kids!
21:09All right!
21:11Good night!
21:14Um, um, leave a light on tonight, okay, Nanny?
21:20Maybe a couple of lights, huh?
21:23And, uh, lock the basement door, would you, Nanny?
21:27Okay, kids!
21:28Okay!
21:29Okay!
21:31Okay!
21:45Hello, this is Garfield.
21:47Don't you just hate it when someone talks over the music at the end of the show?
21:50Yeah, they wanted me to plug my friend Grimmie, whose show is on next, and remind you that I'm on
21:55later.
21:55But, hey, I have way too much respect for you to do that.
22:13And when the burglar trips this lever...
22:15...
22:15...
22:16...
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