00:09When your room looks kind of weird, and you wish that you weren't there
00:14Just close your eyes and make believe, and you can be anywhere
00:19I like adventures, I like romance, I love great jokes
00:24I'm a m-
00:26My computer
00:27I can do it
00:28I'll play the piano
00:33Is everything alright in here?
00:36Yes, Sammy
00:37My big babies
00:39We can do the same for you
00:48My big babies
01:04Look deep into my eyes
01:07Yeah, look deep into my meow
01:12Look deep into my meow
01:14Huh?
01:16Meow
01:17Meow
01:20It's TV time!
01:24Meow
01:38Come on, Kermit, let's go
01:48You are
01:51Under my powers
01:56Guess again, Count Goofala
02:02Us vampires just don't get the respect we used to
02:06Come on!
02:06Me, me, me
02:07Oh, boy!
02:09Hoo-ha!
02:10The girls a chicken ate it
02:14I love these guys
02:16Too stupid
02:18Huh?
02:21Little burrito
02:23Ten minutes to left off
02:25And all systems are
02:26Boring!
02:30It's the Sadie Hawkins show
02:33Ooh, she's my favorite
02:36Howdy!
02:39Ooh, isn't this just the best show, Kermit?
02:43Um, nope
02:44Huh?
02:46But this is...
02:48Welcome to...
02:49Line and Sinker!
02:52Yeah!
02:53Today, the secrets of...
02:55Swamp fishing
02:56No way!
02:59You know, Vern, speaking of learning
03:01There's one thing I learned...
03:02Oh, man
03:03Does this guy crack you up or what?
03:06No, baby
03:07Huh?
03:08I must find my vampire queen
03:11Now that's entertainment!
03:14Huh, gang?
03:15Oh, boy
03:17Hello!
03:19I believe I'll have the solution to this problem
03:26Huh?
03:28Hello
03:29Hello
03:32Presenting my latest invention, fellow preschoolers
03:36The Macro-Tek-Tronic Television Transductor
03:39Enabling all of you to watch your favorite shows at the same time
03:45Really?
03:47That little thing?
03:48Oh, no
03:49This device is just a controller
03:52Beaker has the transductor
03:54Huh?
03:56Uh-huh
03:56See?
03:57Oh!
03:57Well, I see you've found everyone okay, huh, Bunsen?
04:02Oh, yes, Mrs. Nanny
04:04And here
04:05We won't be needing your remote control anymore
04:07Really?
04:09Well, okay
04:10Have fun
04:14Okay, everyone
04:15Give me your channel numbers
04:18Get out of here
04:20Got it
04:20Got it
04:21Digger
04:21Activate the transductor
04:29Oh, no
04:30Oh, no
04:32Neat
04:32What's his favorite show?
04:36Hmm
04:36Ah, there we go
04:39Oh, yes
04:41It's working
04:44Hey, my show!
04:46In today's story
04:48Sadie traps Little Curly
04:50And drags him to the big barn dance
04:53Oh, did he say Little Kermy Kermy?
04:56I sure hope not
04:58Ah
05:06Oh, no
05:06Oh, no
05:07Oh, no
05:08Oh, no
05:09Oh, no
05:10Oh, no
05:10Oh, no
05:10Oh, no
05:11Well, who'd you expect, Zubin' Maida?
05:14Now, where are you, Little Kermit?
05:17Yoo-hoo
05:17Time for the dance
05:19Little Kermit?
05:21Knock it off, frog
05:22This isn't funny
05:24Pop it
05:25Okay, now, Scooter
05:26The first rule of good fishing is
05:29You gotta find a spot that's peaceful and quiet
05:33I see
05:39Obviously, this isn't the spot
05:42Little Kermit?
05:43Yoo-hoo
05:44Huh?
05:46How did she meet here?
05:47Put on your dancing shoes
05:49Rule number two
05:52A good fisherman never willingly goes to a dance with a pig
05:56Huh?
05:57Shh
05:58Come on
06:03Howdy
06:05Hey
06:06What kind of fish do you catch if you use bubblegum for bait?
06:11Oh, I don't know, Fozzie
06:13What kind?
06:15A blowfish
06:16Get it?
06:17Bubblegum?
06:18Blowfish?
06:20Whack-a-whack-a
06:22Hmm
06:23Hmm
06:24This isn't correct
06:25Father doesn't belong in the fishing program
06:28What was your first clue?
06:32I'm sorry, Kermit
06:33We seem to be experiencing some technical difficulties
06:37You don't say
06:38Hmm
06:39There
06:40Try it now, Beaker
06:41Me?
06:43Me?
06:46Ah
06:47Ah
06:47Ah
06:49Oh, that's a lot better
06:51Hey, what's going on here?
06:54Oh, boy
06:55Wow
06:58Huh?
06:59Oh, there you are, my vampire queen
07:04LaCroix, is that you?
07:06No, it is I, Count Gonzola
07:10Ah, here you are
07:10Oh, shit
07:11Oh, shit
07:11What's your name?
07:15Howdy
07:16Oh, that little pumpkin really packs a wallop, huh?
07:26What?
07:27Hmm
07:29Oh
07:31Give me that stupid controller
07:33Beaker, I believe it's time to depress the button
07:41Huh?
07:42Huh?
07:42Now what, Buncher?
07:44Hmm
07:44It's very puzzling
07:46The machine seems to be mixing up the programs
07:48Having trouble finding peace and quiet, Kerm?
07:52Is that what's bugging you?
07:53Well, um, no
07:55I mean, yes
07:56Um, um
07:57Here
07:59But
08:00Now that's peace and quiet, eh, Kerm?
08:03Well, I, um
08:04Nothing gets in, nothing gets out
08:06What do you think I'm going to do with Buncher?
08:10Six
08:11Five
08:12Huh?
08:15Four
08:16Three
08:17Hi, you guys
08:18Chee-hee-hee
08:19Two
08:20One
08:22We have liftoff
08:24See ya-ha-ha!
08:27I believe I've almost got this problem completely figured out, Kermit
08:31Hi, you little boy
08:33Sheesh
08:34Brother
08:37Muppet Babies will return after these
08:42Any luck, Bunchen?
08:44Now, Geeker
08:45Connect the red to the white
08:46Proceed
08:51Perfect
09:01Howdy!
09:04You can just forget about that fishing business, Kermie
09:08Cause you're going to the dance
09:09Do you?
09:10Here
09:11Me?
09:13Huh?
09:14Well, isn't this special?
09:16Hello!
09:18Oh, boy
09:22What did you say?
09:27Zola, I said, permit me to introduce myself
09:34No, thanks
09:35Eww, what a creepy prey
09:38My name is Count Gonzala
09:40And I want you to be my queen, huh?
09:43Not even if it would save the dolphins
09:46Ah, she wants to play hard to get
09:50We vampires love that
09:55Come to Count Gonzala, my vampire queen
10:01Oh, 109
10:03Once you find that special spot
10:06Bait your hook
10:08And plunk it into the water
10:10Yeah?
10:11Then what?
10:11Then you just wait
10:12Huh?
10:14Gosh, not very long
10:16What do you think we caught, Kerm?
10:19Maybe a catfish
10:21Or a crawdad
10:24Or a rubber chicken
10:26What kind of bait are we using?
10:28Yes, I don't know
10:36We found a school of fish
10:38I'll say
10:40A nursing school
10:41Uh, you wait here
10:48Yeah, animal
10:49What are you doing?
10:50Me, swamp monster
10:52Make funny fish
10:54Want to try again?
10:55No, animal
10:56Fishermen don't want to catch toys
10:59They not?
11:00No
11:01They want to catch things that live in the swamp
11:04Ooh
11:05Swamp monster live in swamp
11:08Ah, line was snagged
11:16Things ought to pick up now
11:18Oh, boy
11:21You see what I mean?
11:30What kind of fish is this?
11:33I'm doing one!
11:36Not sauce! Swat monster!
11:57Oh, good score!
12:02Hi!
12:08You guys wanna hear a joke?
12:10Huh?
12:11Not really.
12:13I said, you guys wanna hear a joke?
12:15Oh, you're kidding, right?
12:19Uh-uh! Listen!
12:21What do you get when you cross a mud hen with a vampire?
12:24I don't know what.
12:26Ring around the collar!
12:28Get it? Vampire? Neck? Mud?
12:32What? Where's Swamp?
12:39Kermie! Where are you?
12:41Yoo-hoo!
12:43What?
12:43Huh?
12:44Now you come on out, you cute little monster!
12:47Oooooh!
12:49That's me!
12:54I've been kissed by a Swamp monster!
12:58Swamp mama!
13:00No!
13:02No!
13:06No!
13:08No!
13:10Don't just stand up for me!
13:12Do something!
13:13Very well.
13:14Beaker,
13:15do something!
13:22What?
13:25My bird!
13:27Oh, that's a relief.
13:31I spoke too soon.
13:34You say a duck laid an egg on the top of your head.
13:37Then a big herd of cattle took a nap in your bed.
13:40You're feeling kind of dizzy because you fell into the washing machine.
13:45She can't walk, but she sure is pain.
13:47Is that what's bugging you, girl?
13:51Is that what's putting your tail in a curl?
13:54Oh, you pull my leg at ya.
13:56What's going to fish bit ya.
13:58Is that what's bugging you, girl?
14:01Someone takes your picture and the camera breaks.
14:04You have a bad dream, but you're really awake.
14:07The neighbors throw a party with a 50-piece hard rock band.
14:14Is that what's bugging you, girl?
14:18Is that what's putting your head in a whirl?
14:20Your ice cream cone has a mind of its own.
14:24Is that what's bugging you, girl?
14:27I'm making me feel a pain.
14:29Into each life, so rain must fall.
14:32Yuck up with jelly, this is a bug.
14:35Is that what's bugging you, girl?
14:38Is that what's putting your oink in a curl?
14:41Excuse me, mom.
14:43I'll put your...
14:49Um, could you hold on a sec?
14:52Um, sure.
14:57Pardon me, Mr. Wizard, but I need this more than you do right now.
15:01But, Piggy, it isn't operational yet.
15:04It's close enough.
15:06Something bugging you, Pearl?
15:07Not anymore.
15:10Oh, boy, I'll get you for this, Bunsen.
15:13I come in peace.
15:17Hey, this isn't the moon.
15:20No kidding.
15:23Now where am I?
15:28You know, most little girls would panic in a situation like this.
15:34Excusez-moi.
15:44Can you believe this?
15:47You know what you need, Pearl?
15:49A pistol?
15:52Yoo-hoo!
15:53Little pink vampire!
15:56Come to count Sweetie Pie!
15:59Ah, give me a break!
16:01What's your quiet?
16:02Help!
16:03Help!
16:04Have no fear, my little vampire pork chop!
16:08Count Gonzala is on the way!
16:11Here you are!
16:20Good vampire!
16:23Huh?
16:24Wait a second!
16:27Ah!
16:27Help!
16:29Help!
16:31Help!
16:32Help!
16:35What?
16:36Animal?
16:37What are you doing here?
16:39You may not know.
16:42Yeah, I know the feeling.
16:44Let's just find a cab, okay?
16:47Okay.
16:47What are you doing here?
16:50Is that what's bugging you, Pearl?
16:52No!
16:53No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
16:55You know what's bugging me, Ethan?
16:57You and the fact that I can't get out of this stupid thing!
17:01Have you tried the door?
17:03The door?
17:05Um, why...
17:06No!
17:09Where did that come from?
17:10Cedars.
17:12Right!
17:19There you go, then.
17:21Honestly, Beaker, allowing Piggy May to depart with our invention was very unscientific of you.
17:28Cedars.
17:33Yoo-hoo, Piggy May!
17:35Hm.
17:36I wonder where she is.
17:39I believe I hear her approach her.
17:48My goodness.
17:49That was close.
17:52There's Piggy May.
17:53And here's the controller.
17:56Thank you, Piggy.
18:03Well, Agreece, my beautiful little house is okay.
18:11Here's my big mouth.
18:15Is this what's bucking you, Pearl?
18:21Unbelievable, isn't it?
18:22Hey, wasn't that my rocket?
18:27Oh, jeez, rat.
18:29Didn't do much for my house either, Toots.
18:32May I offer a suggestion?
18:34No!
18:38Sorry.
18:39No problem.
18:42Hey, I know what we can do.
18:44You do not.
18:46Uh-huh. Listen.
18:47That's such an interesting...
18:53Rule 260-12.
18:55Way out in the middle of the swamp,
18:58you can be sure that nothing, and I mean nothing,
19:01will disturb you, Frank.
19:05Huh?
19:05Unless it's a seaplane with a pigeon!
19:10I've got you now, little Kermit!
19:13Yay!
19:15Yay!
19:19Yay!
19:20Yoo-hoo!
19:22Howdy!
19:24Howdy!
19:25Isn't he cute?
19:27Gee, he looks just like my brother.
19:30That is a brother, silly!
19:32Kermit is the other one!
19:39Thought I was kidding about the taxi, didn't you?
19:42He-he-he.
19:43It's a thing, Figgler!
19:44Ooh!
19:45Well, give it to us, though.
19:47Good tip!
19:48Ya-la-la-la-la-la!
19:52Huh?
20:02Let's cut to the chase, Count!
20:04What do you think you're doing?
20:06The carotid!
20:07Ooh!
20:07Ah!
20:08The vampire dance of logs, my little...
20:10Whoa!
20:11Oh!
20:11Hey!
20:12Poor you!
20:14Skeeter Ray Jaeger!
20:15First girl to fly to the moon!
20:17I hope!
20:18He-he-he.
20:19You fly, too?
20:21Uh-huh!
20:22Oh!
20:23My kind of woman!
20:25Sorry, Pig!
20:26But I think my dance card has just been filled!
20:30So, uh, you fly, huh?
20:32Yup!
20:33He-he-he.
20:34I'll get over it!
20:36Oh!
20:37Oh!
20:39Why won't you go to the dance with me, Kumi?
20:41Well, um, cause I don't know how to dance, Piggy Mae.
20:45I only know how to fish.
20:47Oh!
20:48Is that all?
20:48I think we can handle that.
20:55Oh!
20:55Okay, I'll go then.
20:57You will!
20:58Ah-ha!
20:59Ah-ha!
21:00Ah-ha!
21:02Ah-ha!
21:02Ah-ha!
21:03Ah-ha!
21:11That sticks to the roof of your mouth!
21:13Ah-ha-ha!
21:14Get it?
21:15Vampire?
21:16Bat?
21:16Waka-waka!
21:17Oh!
21:20How you doing, Pearl?
21:24Could you excuse me, Kumi?
21:26Um, sure.
21:28I believe I've got this figured out now, everyone.
21:31So do I, Bunsen!
21:33Ha-ha!
21:34Ah!
21:36Weep!
21:37Weep!
21:38I knew this thing was good for something!
21:42Hi, kids!
21:44Hi, Teddy!
21:46Bunsen came and told me he was having a lot of trouble with his remote control.
21:50So I gave him our real one.
21:53Huh?
21:54You did?
21:55Uh-huh!
21:56Have fun now!
21:58Hello, everyone!
22:02Hmm...
22:03Ready?
22:03Uh-huh!
22:05Uh-huh!
22:06Uh-huh!
22:07Uh-huh!
22:15Be sure to tune in next week when Sadie teaches Little Curly how to make a party dress.
22:21Oh!
22:22Did you hear that, Kumi?
22:25Oh, boy!
22:40Hello, this is Garfield.
22:42Don't you just hate it when someone talks over the music at the end of the show?
22:46Yeah, they wanted me to plug my friend Grimmie, whose show is on next, and remind you that I'm on
22:50later.
22:51But, hey, I have way too much respect for you to do that.
23:07Just one more adjustment, Peter.
23:10Meep!
23:12Oh!
23:14Oh!
23:15Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:18Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:19Oh!
23:20Oh!
23:20Amen.
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