00:01When your room looks kinda weird and you wish that you weren't there
00:06Just close your eyes and check to me and you can be as you can!
00:28This is Rolfo Rivera, coming to you live from the Museum of Natural History,
00:33where famous archaeologist Dr. Scooter Leakey and his team are on the verge of a major scientific discovery.
00:40Let's watch!
00:43Oopsie!
00:44Careful with that animal!
00:45It's very old!
00:47And very heavy!
00:49Phew!
00:50And very weird!
00:52Grandpa?
00:53Give it to me!
00:54Uh-uh!
00:55I think it's my grandfather!
00:57Or my great uncle McWeirdev!
00:58Come on, Gonzo!
01:00Quit foolin' around!
01:01I can't!
01:02It's a family tradition!
01:05Gonzo!
01:06Gonzo!
01:06Go!
01:10Oh!
01:11Right!
01:12Here's your bone, Doc!
01:14He-he!
01:17There!
01:20The only complete skeleton of a schnozosaurus rex in the whole world!
01:25Um...
01:26Excuse me, Doctor, but...
01:28Isn't there a bone missing?
01:30Aw, darn!
01:31Where's the nebulous?
01:33Huh?
01:34What?
01:34What?
01:35The nose bone!
01:37See?
01:38Well, we still haven't heard from Doctors Piggy and Fozzy.
01:42Maybe they found it!
01:47Hey!
01:47I thought we were a team, Piggy!
01:49We are, silly!
01:51I have the difficult job of figuring out where to dig, and you do the digging!
01:57Oh, yeah!
01:58I knew that!
02:02I think I found it!
02:04You did?
02:05Did what?
02:06It's right here!
02:08Right where?
02:09Shhh!
02:10And you're sure you got enough candles and frosting?
02:13Hey!
02:14That sounds like...
02:17Did you hear something, Uncle Waldorf?
02:19Not on my end.
02:20He's in the shower.
02:21But we gotta be extra careful.
02:23We don't want him to find out, you know.
02:25Hey!
02:26That's Uncle Waldorf!
02:27Now, let's see.
02:28I'll just whip up a mint chocolate brownie cake.
02:32What did you do that for, Fozzy?
02:35Nanny says it's not polite to listen to other people's conversations.
02:39But, Fozzy, it sounded like they're planning a surprise party!
02:43It did?
02:44Oh, boy!
02:45Wait till I tell everybody!
02:46Fozzy!
02:47Fozzy!
02:48A surprise party's supposed to be a secret!
02:50Fozzy!
02:52Fozzy!
02:52It appears that Dr. Scooty and his dedicated team are about to make a major breakthrough.
02:58Whoa!
02:59Yahoo!
03:00Hey, everybody!
03:01Guess what?
03:03Oh!
03:03It's a challenge!
03:07Huh?
03:08Look at you!
03:09Look at you!
03:12Whoa!
03:15Whoa!
03:20Not exactly the breakthrough we had in mind.
03:25What, Fozzy?
03:27Well, uh...
03:30Um...
03:30Never mind.
03:31Never mind!
03:33Never mind!
03:33What do you mean never mind about?
03:34I see a little bit.
03:36Sheesh.
03:38Hi, kids!
03:40Hi, Nanny!
03:42Hi, Nanny!
03:42Can you keep a secret?
03:44Some of us can!
03:46Hi, Nanny!
03:47Hi, Nanny!
03:48Today's Uncle Statler's birthday!
03:50And we're gonna give him a surprise party!
03:52Whoa!
03:53Surprise party!
03:54Whoa!
03:55Oh, boy!
03:56Now can I tell Piggy?
03:58Goof!
03:59I'm gonna bake the cake!
04:00And you kids need to clean up, decorate, and think of the best things to do at Uncle Statler's party!
04:07Okay?
04:08Yeah!
04:09Hey!
04:09How can we do that?
04:10And remember, kids...
04:12It's a secret!
04:13Aw!
04:14Don't worry, Nanny!
04:17Gee!
04:18I wonder what the best kind of party is!
04:21Yeah!
04:22I would be the judge of that!
04:25And who are you supposed to be?
04:27Ha-ha!
04:28I am Pepe L'Ogonzo!
04:31Master of Surprise!
04:35That was surprising, no?
04:37No?
04:38Not really!
04:39No matter!
04:41Secret is my middle name!
04:43I shall help you and all the other babies plan the best party of all!
04:51And what is this, mon ami?
04:53What?
04:55Animal party!
04:57Let me have a look!
05:00Oh!
05:02Very realistic!
05:04But!
05:05I am afraid we will need many more animals than this!
05:09Keep up the good work!
05:16What do you think you're doing?
05:18Looking for Johnny Carson?
05:20Huh?
05:22Well, Nanny said this was gonna be the best party ever!
05:25So Johnny Carson's gotta be the comedian, right?
05:29Um, yeah, right!
05:31Check!
05:39It's here!
05:41Really?
05:42Oh!
05:42Um, um, um, um!
05:44Will everyone please take their seats?
05:46The entertainment portion of the program is about to begin!
05:53Uh, excuse me, Mr. Fuzzy, I'm afraid we've got a problem!
05:57We do?
05:58What?
05:59Johnny just called on his car phone and he's stuck in traffic!
06:02He wants to know if you'll go on for him!
06:04Oh, yeah!
06:05Anything for Johnny!
06:07Ladies and gentlemen, here's Fuzzy!
06:17Wait a second, Fuzzy!
06:19Where's Johnny Carson?
06:21Oh, uh, Johnny couldn't make it, Piggy, but he wanted me to ask you something!
06:26Yeah?
06:26Where do you clean a dirty pig?
06:29Huh?
06:30A hogwash!
06:31Get it?
06:36This is great!
06:37Okay, what's the best way to ride a pig?
06:41What?
06:42Piggyback!
06:43Waka, waka, waka!
06:46What?
06:47Are you guys nuts?
06:49Those jokes aren't funny!
06:50They aren't?
06:51Silly us!
06:53But I don't suppose you'll say this is funny either!
06:55Whoa!
07:02I'm sorry, Piggy!
07:03Here, why don't you sit down?
07:05That's better!
07:07Thank you!
07:20Oh, Fuzzy!
07:22You don't know anything about surprise parties!
07:25Oh, I don't know!
07:27That last bout was pretty surprising!
07:30What?
07:31Oh, boy!
07:33Hi-o!
07:33Listen, Mr. Peppy, let's go!
07:35A party, or whoever you are!
07:37You'd better watch your P's and Q's, or I'll show you a thing or two about surprise!
07:42Oh, I don't think that will be necessary!
07:45Why not?
07:46Call it a hunch!
07:48Ah!
07:50Hunch!
07:50Nothing!
07:51I'd call it a...
07:52Surprise!
07:55I'd say surprise would cover it, wouldn't you, Peppy?
07:57Definitely!
07:59Phew!
08:01Ah!
08:03Ah!
08:04Ah!
08:04Ah!
08:04Where's the party?
08:06Ah!
08:08Animal, what is going on here?
08:12Peppy's saying make more amminam on us!
08:16What?
08:18What?
08:20Hello again!
08:22Ooh!
08:23Animal, this is supposed to be Uncle Stadler's party!
08:27It is?
08:29Oopsie!
08:31Sorry!
08:32What a bummer!
08:33I thought we had an invitation!
08:39Come on, you guys!
08:41We've gotta figure out what Uncle Stadler would like!
08:46Hey!
08:47I know what Uncle Stadler would like!
08:49He's an old-timer, right?
08:51Ah, yes!
08:52This is correct, Rolf!
08:54Huh?
08:54Ah, brother!
08:56Check this out!
09:06There's someone at the door, Peppy!
09:10Yes?
09:12Well, um...
09:13We're the waiters!
09:14Bop off!
09:19Come in!
09:29We?
09:30I'm the caterer!
09:32Oh!
09:32Oh, my!
09:34But of course!
09:35Me?
09:36Me?
09:36And I'm...
09:37The entertainment!
09:42Sorry!
09:42You need ZIP password!
09:45Password?
09:46But they didn't...
09:47Oh!
09:47Oh!
09:48Oh!
09:50You must lose it!
09:52Oh!
09:53Oh!
09:54Oh!
09:55Oh!
09:56Oh!
09:57Oh!
09:58Oh!
09:59Oh!
10:08Oh!
10:10Oh!
10:12Oh!
10:13Oh!
10:15Oh!
10:18Oh!
10:18Oh!
10:18Oh!
10:18ready!
10:23Oh!
10:42Oh!
10:43Oh!
10:46Oh!
10:47Oh!
10:49Oh, it's hard to be as wonderful as me
10:53I'm nice and sweet and cute as I can be
10:57Each morning when I wake
10:59There's stuff that I must take
11:01To highlight all the beauty I want to find with naturally
11:05When I'm with my friends, I always share
11:08She does?
11:09They like my pretty smile and curly hair
11:12We do?
11:13Each day from noon till 3
11:15I give beauty tips for free
11:17It's hard to be as wonderful as me
11:21I'm shy
11:22She's shy
11:23Really shy
11:24Awfully shy
11:25I'm humble and I'm modest and I'm shy
11:29Meanwhile, I'm the greatest friend
11:31I'm sure you all agree
11:33It's hard to be as wonderful as me
11:36It's hard to be as wonderful as me
11:41Got it
11:42Got it
11:45Surprise!
11:46Don't anybody move
11:48Who are you?
11:50Party police
11:51Let me see your license
11:53What license?
11:55Just as I thought
11:56Singing and playing without the proper papers
11:59Slap the cuffs on them
12:02Oh brother
12:05Surprise
12:08And what were you planning to do with that?
12:10Um, we'll eat it
12:13Sorry, kids can't have a fire
12:15Skeeter?
12:16I'll take care of it, Mr. Miss
12:24Nice work
12:27Some party
12:28We didn't even get to eat the cake
12:30Gee, I liked it
12:32Me too
12:33Thanks, guys
12:34Well, if you liked Wolf's party
12:36Wait till you see ours
12:43Blindfold
12:44Blindfold
12:47Blindfold
12:48Blindfold
12:49Blindfold
12:49Why do you have to blindfold us?
12:52What?
12:53Where's the element of surprise is concerned?
12:56You cannot be too careful
12:58Stoop
12:59Piggy
13:00Since you like attention so much
13:02We'll pretend you're Uncle Stadler
13:05Huh? Uncle Stabler?
13:08Wow.
13:09Whoops.
13:10Watch it, Bear.
13:11I can't. I'm blindfolded, remember?
13:18Take me a seat.
13:21Let's see. Look.
13:23Got it.
13:25Use it here, Uncle Piggy.
13:28Huh? Oh, yeah.
13:30Why, thank you, dear.
13:32Um, can we take our blindfolds off now, Skeeter?
13:36What do you think, Scooter?
13:38Oh, um, okay.
13:40Wow, that's a surprise.
13:43A movie theater? What kind of surprise is this?
13:47Just wait.
13:48Come on, Scooter!
13:52Good day. Please fasten your seatbelts.
13:58Wow.
14:00I said, fasten your seatbelts.
14:06I've got a bad feeling about this.
14:09Ah, something tells me this party is going to be a nine, maybe even a ten.
14:15T-minus three, two, one.
14:19I'm not there!
14:25This is your captain.
14:27I'm your co-captain speaking.
14:31You may be experiencing some slightest coffee.
14:35That is the G-force.
14:37It means that instead of weighing 50 pounds, you will weigh 500.
14:45How's the birthday boy?
14:47I'm going to get you, but this, Skeeter?
14:51No!
14:57As you can see, we have now turned off the fasten seatbelt sign.
15:02Please feel free to move about the cabin.
15:04Oh, okay.
15:06Whoa!
15:07Yay!
15:09Oh, Kirby, hey!
15:11Correction, make that float about the cabin.
15:15Bye-bye!
15:17Bye-bye!
15:20Happy birthday!
15:22All right.
15:27Good birthday!
15:33Fasten your seatbelts for re-entry.
15:41That's easy for him to say.
15:43Boy, I sure hope the landing is better than the takeoff.
15:49Too much to ask.
15:56Happy birthday, everybody!
16:04Phew!
16:05I'm glad that's over.
16:07Cool, guys.
16:08Oh, yeah!
16:10Oh, yeah!
16:10Oh, yeah!
16:11Magnifique!
16:13I did it to 9.5!
16:24Gee, Gonzo, aren't you carrying this French thing a little too far?
16:29Well, ho, ho!
16:31The jury is still out on that one.
16:33But the party would have been a 10
16:35if only it had had the sunroof and the racing stripes.
16:40Ha!
16:41You don't know what great is!
16:43I'll show you the best surprise birthday party ever!
16:46This time, you'll be Uncle Statler's skeetie pie!
16:50Huh?
16:54Boppy Bits will return.
16:57There must be a switch here somewhere.
17:01There!
17:09You did all this for me?
17:12Yep.
17:13Worked 24 hours straight for three weeks.
17:16It was nothing.
17:17Happy birthday, Uncle Statler!
17:21And I picked out everybody's clothes myself.
17:25I'll see.
17:27And what a lovely job you did, Piggy dear.
17:31Thanks a lot!
17:34Come along, Uncle Skeetie.
17:36I want you to meet a few of your special guests.
17:39Happy birthday, Uncle Skeeter.
17:43Why, thank you, Your Majesty.
17:47Well, Piggy's told us so much about you, Uncle Skeetie.
17:51She has?
17:53Are you getting all this, Peppy?
17:55Huh?
17:56Very impressed.
17:58Wait a second.
18:00Uh-huh.
18:02Where is the surprise?
18:06I did it!
18:12Peppy animal!
18:21Surprise?
18:24Sick!
18:30Uh-oh, sounds like some of the guests are getting hungry.
18:34Maybe we should cut the cake.
18:36Come on, Uncle Skeety.
18:38Show Uncle Skeety the cake, boys!
18:41Hi, yes, the cake.
18:45Cake for lunch.
18:47Thirty-six layers of cake,
18:49one hundred tons of whipped cream,
18:51and five hundred tons of strawberries.
18:53Oh, wow!
18:55Is that special enough for you, Peppy?
18:58I give it a nine.
19:00A nine?
19:02No party games.
19:03Got it covered.
19:04We got baseball, basketball, cricket, proquet,
19:09hot studs, horseshoes, magic tricks, marbles,
19:11mahjong, ping pong, pony ross, summerboard,
19:13shiraz, titty-wink, ten-a-ball, and tobogganing.
19:17Hi, and did I mention dodgeball?
19:20No, but it makes no difference.
19:23Huh?
19:23It is still a nine.
19:26A nine?
19:27Oui, a nine.
19:28I did not hear you mention the best party game of all.
19:32And what might that be?
19:34Hidden ze tail on ze weirdo.
19:36Ooh!
19:36I have a better idea.
19:39How about make the weirdo's nose into a donkey?
19:45Come back here, you!
19:48Why, kids, everything looks great.
19:51It does?
19:52What?
19:52Gosh, it does.
19:55I planned the whole thing, Nanny.
19:57Huh?
19:58That's nice, Piggy.
20:00Okay, everybody.
20:02Find a place to hide and be quiet.
20:05They're gonna be here any minute.
20:07Okay, Nanny.
20:17I wonder where those little rascals are.
20:20Surprise!
20:21Surprise!
20:24Surprise!
20:24Surprise!
20:25Well, how big!
20:27Happy birthday, little star!
20:30Look at the rock that we made for you.
20:33Ah, yes, but it is missing ze sunroof racing stripes, and...
20:36I think it's perfect.
20:39You do?
20:40Yes, I do.
20:41And I cut out pictures of big celebrities.
20:44Why, Piggy, that's great.
20:46I never had a president at my party.
20:49Naturally, I tried to tell her, but...
20:51Huh?
20:53And I wrote you a song.
20:59Don't you think he could use a few trumpeting elephants?
21:03No way, Gonzo.
21:05I like Rolf's piano playing just the way it is.
21:09Oh.
21:10What have you got for me, Gonzo?
21:12Nothing.
21:14Well, I don't think you'd like it anyway.
21:17Ah, now what makes you say that?
21:20Ah, it's probably too weird.
21:23Let me be the judge of that.
21:26Wow!
21:27I like weird.
21:29You do?
21:30I sure do.
21:32I like it because, well, it reminds me of you, Gonzo.
21:36And the song reminds me of Rolf.
21:38And the rocker reminds me of Skeeter and Scooter.
21:41Why, this is the best birthday party I've ever had.
21:46Even better than the one thrown for me by my old friend King Tut.
21:53You know, I think this party may be a ten after all.
22:08Hey, kids, find out for other kids just like you did to become real-life heroes on Rescue 911.
22:14Then head to Toontown with the private eye and the cartoon guy, Roger Rabbit, Rescue 911,
22:18and Who Framed Roger Rabbit, at a special Toontime Tuesday here on CBS.
22:40I see the cake, but where is the surprise?
22:46Oh, no!
22:47John!
22:52Bye-bye!
22:53Bye-bye!
22:54Yow, yow, yow, yow, yow, yow-mow, yow-mow!
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