00:00I'll never change up to you
00:02What a big baby should do the same for you
00:07When your room looks kinda weird
00:10And you wish that you weren't there
00:13Just close your eyes and make me mean
00:16And you can be as you can
00:19A big baby
00:34There must be a million books in here
00:36Yeah, or twelve at least
00:42Yes, may I help you?
00:44I'd like to look at that book about caterpillars
00:47So?
00:50So you're supposed to help me find it, sis
00:53Like the real library lady
00:54Come on
00:56Oh, okay
00:57I think it's in the bug section over there by the ant farm
01:03Oh, thanks
01:08Ooh, pop-up
01:16Very funny, animal
01:19Shh
01:20Quiet over there
01:22What?
01:23Sorry
01:24Gobble
01:25Whoa
01:27Um, I can't seem to find my Alice in Wonderland book
01:34Really?
01:34Well, why don't you try the old-fashioned section way back in the corner?
01:40Oh, thanks
01:41And you better hurry
01:43Library closes real soon when Nanny gets here
01:45I wanna check this book out again
01:48Land of the Gnomes and Goblins
01:50It's my favorite
01:52Ew, they look weird
01:54Yeah, I know
01:56That's what I like
01:57Weird?
01:58Who's weird?
02:00Uh, I think I'm kinda weird
02:01Shut up!
02:03Sorry
02:03There you go
02:04It's due back in a week
02:06Oh, you hear that, fellas?
02:09Another whole week
02:10Yay!
02:11Great!
02:12A whole week
02:13Uh, what is a week, anyway?
02:15Be quiet
02:15Sorry
02:16Gosh
02:17This public library is huge
02:21I feel as tiny as a mouse in here
02:25Whoa
02:25Nanny's sad imaginations run wild around books
02:29But this is ridiculous
02:31Oh, boy
02:40My favorite joke book
02:42Wanna hear one, Rolf?
02:43Nah
02:44I'm trying to find Frosty the snowman
02:46Okay
02:47Here goes
02:50When is a jack, not a jack?
02:54When it's a playing card
02:56Get it?
02:57Jack?
02:58Playing card?
02:59Waka waka
03:00Whoa
03:02Guess this must be the vegetable section
03:06Brother
03:07Oh, this is hopeless
03:09Huh?
03:12Hmm
03:13I wonder what's in here
03:19Oh, I'll never find my book in time
03:22Goblins probably took it
03:27Huh?
03:29Gonzo?
03:30Uh-uh
03:31Gonzo?
03:32Head troll around here
03:33All the goblins know me
03:35Goblins?
03:36Yuck
03:36Yuck
03:37Yuck
03:38What's she talking about?
03:39I think she's kinda cute
03:41Shut up
03:42Okay
03:42So, uh, what's this about your book?
03:46Well, I got it from the library last week
03:49But now
03:50Ah, it could be in there
03:54What is that?
03:56Public labyrinth
03:57Public what?
03:59Labyrinth
03:59Kind of like a maze
04:01Goblins take books there
04:03They do?
04:04Well, how do I get in?
04:06With this
04:07What is it?
04:08Labyrinth card
04:09I can't believe he said that, can you?
04:13Sort of like a pass key, see?
04:15Library closes when the big hand hits the six
04:19Better hurry though, don't have much time
04:22Gosh, thanks!
04:24I think
04:27Hey!
04:28How am I...
04:29Supposed to know which way to go?
04:32Doesn't matter
04:33Time's waste and just go
04:34Bye-bye
04:35Wow!
04:36Thanks a lot, animal
04:38Well done
04:39Quiet over there
04:41Sorry
04:42Public labyrinth
04:45Hello?
04:46Is anybody here?
04:50This is ridiculous
04:52I'll never find my book
04:54Maybe you don't know where to look
04:56Scooter?
04:57What are you doing?
04:59I'm a caterpillar
05:00I can see that
05:01And secondly, I'm helping you
05:04Library closes in twelve andy-seven minutes, you two
05:07Okay, okay
05:11We gotta hurry, Scooter
05:13My book is due today
05:15But this dumb path doesn't seem to go anywhere
05:18Uh-huh
05:19Well, things aren't always what they appear to be, Piggy
05:22I mean, do I look like I could ever become a butterfly?
05:26No
05:27Right
05:28Use your labyrinth card and the wall will become a door
05:32Really?
05:33Uh-huh
05:36Like this?
05:39Yep
05:39Good luck
05:42Wow!
05:43Oh, great
05:45Now which way do I go?
05:47Huh?
05:48Boy, this is...
05:50Weird
05:54Ow!
05:57A simple arrow might have been helpful
06:01Oh!
06:02Gee
06:03Things in this labyrinth are never what they seem
06:07Now what?
06:09We give up?
06:11What?
06:11Huh?
06:13Howdy!
06:13Hi!
06:14What happened to you guys?
06:17When?
06:17Is this a riddle?
06:18He loves riddles
06:19Yeah!
06:20Wanna do a knock-knock?
06:21Uh-uh!
06:22Could you guys tell me which way to go?
06:24Who?
06:25Us?
06:25No way!
06:26We don't know anything!
06:27We could tell you a lot of jokes, though
06:29Why did they...
06:30Knock it off!
06:32Now!
06:33What door leads to my book?
06:36We give up!
06:37Which one?
06:38I don't think she knows
06:39It's not fair to ask riddles if you don't know the answers
06:43It wasn't a riddle!
06:44It was just a question!
06:47Oh, a question
06:48That's different
06:49In that case, we don't know
06:50We only know jokes and riddles
06:52Right
06:55Never mind!
06:56I'll figure it out for myself
07:00Uh-uh-uh!
07:02Wouldn't go that way
07:03Yeah, nobody goes that way
07:04Ha!
07:06Just what I wanted to know in the first place!
07:08Thank you and goodbye!
07:10Ha!
07:10So long!
07:11See ya!
07:15Think we should've told her nobody goes that way either?
07:18Nah, she didn't ask
07:19Ew, yucko!
07:25Now where am I?
07:32Huh?
07:34Kermit?
07:34Is that you?
07:36Ew!
07:39Oh!
07:40Hi Piggy!
07:41You're a mouse!
07:42Uh-huh!
07:42So are you!
07:43You want some cheese?
07:45So am I what?
07:46A mouse!
07:47Here, take a look!
07:49Ah!
07:50I'm a mouse!
07:51That's what I said!
07:53Well, what happened?
07:54I don't want to be a mouse!
07:55Oh, um...
07:57I think you, uh, sort of fell into my imagination
08:00Sorry!
08:01Can you believe this?
08:03Yeah, I'm sure you don't want some cheese!
08:07No thanks!
08:09Where are we anyway?
08:11Under the library!
08:12Neat, huh?
08:13The library?
08:14Really?
08:15Let's go look for my book!
08:17Okay!
08:18Hey!
08:18Wait for me!
08:19Um...
08:20Uh...
08:21There...
08:22And...
08:23Uh...
08:23There...
08:24Uh...
08:24And...
08:25Did you find your book, Scooter?
08:27Huh?
08:28Oh, yeah!
08:30See?
08:31Wow!
08:32A caterpillar!
08:34Come on!
08:38Wouldn't it be neat to really be caterpillars?
08:42Uh-huh!
08:42Except for the birds!
08:44Birds?
08:46Uh-huh!
08:47They eat caterpillars!
08:48Ew!
08:49Yucky!
08:50Ooh!
08:51Yuck!
08:53Ooh!
08:57Yuck!
08:57Lunch time!
08:59Yay!
09:01Good way!
09:02Monarchs and Viceroy's first!
09:04Yay!
09:07What?
09:09Ooh!
09:13Theft food!
09:15Yuck!
09:19C'mon, silly!
09:20We don't have much time!
09:23Hi!
09:24Hello!
09:25Huh?
09:26Scooter!
09:27Skeeter!
09:27Is that you?
09:28Uh-huh!
09:29We're caterpillars!
09:32Hey!
09:33We're mice!
09:34What happened?
09:34Don't ask!
09:36Don't ask!
09:36Um...
09:37I guess imaginations go kinda crazy around all these books!
09:41I'll say!
09:42You should've seen animals!
09:44Huge!
09:45Listen!
09:46We're going out into the library to look for my book!
09:48Wanna come?
09:49Uh-uh!
09:50I'd probably get stepped on!
09:52What?
09:53Okay!
09:54See ya!
09:56What are you, Scooter?
09:58A man or a mouse?
09:59Very funny, sis!
10:02I always wanted to say that!
10:08Hey!
10:08Who are all these people?
10:10Well, the library's open to everybody!
10:13I guess this is them!
10:14C'mon!
10:15There's no time!
10:16Woo-hoo!
10:17Hurry!
10:18Your turn!
10:19Watch it, mister!
10:24Gee!
10:25Looks like your book really is lost!
10:28And you're running out of time, aren't you, Piggy?
10:30Huh?
10:32If you ask me, you could use some professional help!
10:36We're looking for Piggy's book!
10:38I know!
10:39As mice!
10:41Isn't that clever?
10:42Well, not when you consider that goblins eat mice!
10:47They do?
10:49Um, you guys go on ahead!
10:51I think I hear nanny going!
10:53Bye!
10:54Now what?
10:55Now we're gonna find that missing book of yours!
10:58C'mon!
11:03Huh?
11:04Oh, not this place again!
11:07Look!
11:07You wanna find that book or not?
11:08Okay!
11:10Okay!
11:10Wait for me!
11:16Waka waka!
11:19Whoa, brother!
11:21Whoa!
11:23Whoa!
11:24Animal!
11:28Huh?
11:30It's coming from over there!
11:33Look!
11:34Look!
11:34An orangutron!
11:38They're tickling him!
11:45Oh, tickling!
11:46A fate worse than chicken pox!
11:49Let's help him!
11:51Hey, look!
11:52Socks!
11:53They always work!
11:57Hey!
11:58Watch out!
12:00Look!
12:01Hey!
12:02Huh?
12:04Whoa!
12:04Yay!
12:06Hey!
12:06Cut it out!
12:08Huh?
12:08Whoa!
12:10Come on!
12:11Let's get out of here!
12:14Here!
12:15Let me get you down!
12:20Huh?
12:23Oh!
12:24Oopsie!
12:27Huh?
12:28Ooh!
12:30Come on!
12:31No!
12:33Eleventy-one minutes to closing!
12:36Huh?
12:37Oh!
12:38Okay!
12:39Come on!
12:40Help us find my Oz in Wonderland book!
12:42Okey-dokey!
12:44Ya-la-la-la-la-la!
12:47Book-book-a!
12:48Book-a-book-a-book-a!
12:50Book-a-book-a!
12:51Book-a-book-a-book-a!
12:52Book-a-book-a-book-a!
12:54Can you read it for you, open the cover?
12:56It's all you have to do!
12:58In this story you're an underworld spy!
13:00Or turn the page and you're the girl who can fly!
13:03Yeah!
13:03Deep in the jungle, swinging on a vine!
13:06You're Tars and the Ape Man!
13:07Page 39!
13:08You can go anywhere!
13:11Write in your easy chair!
13:14It's almost like being there!
13:16Just read a book!
13:18Ooh!
13:19If you can find one!
13:20Book-a-book-a-book-a!
13:22You're watching it happen like it's on a big stage!
13:24The words are jumpin' right off the page!
13:27Sightbots, dragons, memes, and distress!
13:30And you're the one to get it out of this mess!
13:32We can do that!
13:34You can go anywhere!
13:36Right in your easy chair!
13:39It's almost like getting there!
13:42Just read a book!
13:43Bunk-a-bunk-a!
13:44Step inside!
13:46Take a look!
13:47I can't do that!
13:48I lost my book!
13:51You can go anywhere!
13:53Right in your easy chair!
13:56It's almost like being there!
13:59Just read a book!
14:01Book-a-bunk-a-bunk-a-bunk-a!
14:03Book-a-bunk-a-bunk-a-bunk-a-bunk-a!
14:09Are you sure you know where you're going, Gonzo?
14:13Hey!
14:14I didn't read this book a hundred times for nothin'.
14:17I always know right where I'm going!
14:20Huh?
14:20You don't say.
14:21Well?
14:30Then where, Mr. Head Troll, would we be now, playtown?
14:37Why, the, uh, Swamp of Whoopie, of course.
14:42Well, isn't that special?
14:45Ooh, Whoopie! Whoopie!
14:50Oh, boy, Alice in Whoopieland, this is hopeless.
15:01Ooh!
15:03Ooh!
15:04Ooh!
15:09Ooh!
15:09Ooh!
15:09Me make Whoopie!
15:11Ooh!
15:12Okay, Mr. Know-It-All.
15:15Now which way to my last book?
15:16Well, I'm glad you...
15:19Ten to three minutes till closing time!
15:22Huh?
15:22What?
15:23All right already!
15:25Have you hugged your book today, Piggy?
15:29Boy, for a librarian, she sure gets around.
15:33Come on, it's gotta be here somewhere.
15:40You found it!
15:42Huh?
15:43I did?
15:43Hey!
15:44What did I tell you, toots?
15:48Could a mouse have done this?
15:50How do we get in?
15:52Aha!
15:53Now that's the real secret.
15:55Getting here was tricky, but getting in, that's...
16:01a different matter entirely.
16:04Oh, please.
16:05Right this way!
16:06Thank you!
16:07Ooh!
16:15Well, where's my book?
16:17Relax!
16:18It's right here!
16:19Oh, yippee skippy!
16:21You mean Alice in Wonderland is in there?
16:23Ta-da!
16:28Was that order for Hero to go?
16:31Whoa!
16:39Goof!
16:40Oh!
16:41I guess I'm gonna have to tell Nanny I lost my book.
16:45Come on!
16:47Relax!
16:48How bad could it be?
16:51I better practice this.
16:54Nanny!
16:56Nanny!
17:00Nanny, um...
17:01What would happen?
17:04I mean, what would the library do
17:06if someone actually lost their book?
17:10Well, first we chop off their little heads.
17:15Huh?
17:16Really?
17:20And then we plunk them into boiling water
17:23until the skin comes off
17:25and they get all soft and mushy.
17:30Boy!
17:31These library people are serious.
17:34Come on!
17:34Let's get out of here!
17:35Ooh!
17:36And in 20 minutes,
17:39you have a delicious
17:41Bella Rachmaninoff turnip puree!
17:44Bon Appetit!
17:53Gracious fellas, is everything alright?
17:56I think so.
17:58Piggy and animal playing.
17:59That's all.
18:01Phew!
18:02Oh, I see.
18:03Well, you tell Piggy I want to see her, okay?
18:06It's important.
18:08Okay, Nanny.
18:09Okay, Nanny.
18:10Time to turn in all the books
18:12so Nanny can return them
18:13when the book mobile gets here.
18:18Hey, what's going on?
18:20Piggy lost her Alice book
18:22in the library's gonna chop off her head!
18:24Huh?
18:25What?
18:26Gosh, how overdue is it?
18:28Well, what are we gonna do?
18:30Maybe we could give them one of our old books.
18:32Or make them a new one.
18:34Huh?
18:35A new Alice in Wonderland?
18:37Oh, yeah!
18:38Great idea, Skeeter!
18:42Yeah!
18:42We can all draw our favorite parts.
18:44I'll get the paper.
18:46I'll get the crayons.
18:47I'll draw Alice.
18:48I'll do the Dormouse.
18:50I'll draw the White Rabbit.
18:51Me draw Kitty Cat.
18:53Caterpillar!
18:54The Mad Hatter!
18:55Come on!
18:55I'll do the Dormouse!
18:56I'll do the Dormouse!
18:57I'll do the Dormouse!
18:58Okay, quick!
19:03Here!
19:03Ralph, you draw the Queen of Hearts,
19:05and Fozzie, you draw Tweedledum and Tweedledee!
19:08Okay.
19:09But Nanny wants to see you, Piggy.
19:11Not now!
19:12Hurry!
19:21Wait, what's up?
19:24Wait, what's up?
19:26What's up?
19:44It's okay!
19:44I'll do it again, too!
19:44I'll catch up, man.
19:44Tweedledum and Tweedledum and Tweedledum,
19:45It's fine!
19:45I'll catch up, man.
19:46I'll catch up, man!
19:47I'll catch up, man!
19:47Bye!
19:50I'll catch up.
20:00I see you've got the books all ready.
20:02Um, and here's Alice in Wonderland, Nanny.
20:06What?
20:07Why, Piggy, this can't be Alice.
20:10Huh?
20:13Yeah, here's the caterpillar.
20:17Whoa, kids, take it easy.
20:20What I meant was, I have the Alice book from the library, Piggy.
20:24You left it in my room, remember?
20:26Um, I did?
20:28Well, then you won't be needing this dumb old thing.
20:33Oh, no.
20:35Why, I wouldn't part with this Alice book for the world, kids.
20:39Huh?
20:40You all made it because you love Piggy.
20:43Yeah, and because we didn't want the library to chop off her head.
20:47What?
20:48Kids, libraries don't hurt people.
20:51Oh, really?
20:53That's hurting us, Nanny.
20:54But it is a good idea to return the books you borrow so other people can read them.
20:58Mm-hmm.
21:01Hey, the bookmobile's here.
21:03Let's hurry before all the good books are gone.
21:06Come on, Nanny.
21:07Oh, I don't need to hurry, Piggy.
21:09It's going to take me a long time to get through my new Alice book.
21:13Huh?
21:14Boy, you must be a slow reader, Nanny.
21:18Our book doesn't even have words.
21:20Oh, gonzo.
21:22Hey, I'm going to lose my book next week.
21:25Can you guys draw fly swatters and rubber bands?
21:28Fancy!
21:30Fancy!
21:30Fancy!
21:39Where can you kick back with three cool cowboys and a crazy corral with their partying partners?
21:44Plus, where can you find a totally devious dog who actually goes bonkers for garbage?
21:48It's the Radical Riders of the Sky and the most hilarious Mother Goose and Grimm next Saturday morning on CBS
21:54Kid TV, where kids roll.
22:20Me birdie!
22:22Twink, twink!
22:22Twink!
22:23Twink, twink!
22:26Twink, twink.
22:30Twink.
22:34Twink.
22:35Goodbye!
22:36Ya-la-la-la-la-la!
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