00:01Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true.
00:07Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you.
00:11When your room looks kind of weird,
00:14and you wish that you were fair,
00:16just close your eyes and make me,
00:19and you can be anywhere.
00:22I like adventure.
00:24I like romance.
00:25I love great jobs.
00:27I'm a modern.
00:27I've got my computer.
00:30I can go here.
00:31I'll play the piano.
00:32And I can go here, huh?
00:34B-I-M-D.
00:37Is everything all right in here?
00:38Yes, Nanny.
00:41Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true.
00:47Muppet Babies, we'll do the same for you.
00:50Muppet Babies!
00:54Muppet Babies!
00:57Muppet Babies!
01:07Muppet Babies!
01:0835 cents?
01:10One dollar?
01:12Three for a quarter?
01:15Hmm, this looks like a good one.
01:20That'll be $6.11, please.
01:23Scooter, could you please bag my groceries for me?
01:27Me bag!
01:33Not done!
01:35Huh?
01:42Not done!
01:45Animal?
01:47Next!
01:56Don't you just love grocery shopping for Nanny, Kermit?
02:01Um, it's okay, I guess.
02:03Huh?
02:06Let me see.
02:08My favorite cereal must be around here somewhere.
02:11Aha!
02:13Here it is!
02:14Shredded weirdos!
02:16Hey, there's a free realistic action figure inside!
02:21Whoa!
02:22Whoa!
02:24Company, fall in!
02:28All right!
02:29Okay, men, grab our groceries and let's get out of here!
02:33Move out!
02:38Talk about realistic!
02:41Talk about realistic!
02:49Uh, let me see.
02:52Uh, according to this recipe for Comedian Cacciatore, I'll need, uh, two rubber chickens, a dozen eggs, one hundred tomatoes.
03:04A hundred tomatoes?
03:05That can't be right!
03:07Uh, let me check this joke again.
03:09Uh, why do chickens like Comedians?
03:13Cause they're always looking for a good yolk!
03:16Waka, waka, waka!
03:17Oh, whoa!
03:19Gosh!
03:20I guess there are a hundred tomatoes in this recipe.
03:29Okay, you're next, Gonzo!
03:33Chocolate chip cookies, a pound of apples, one pair of three-fingered gloves, one can of salted grasshoppers.
03:43Yuck!
03:45One blue salami!
03:48Ah, animal!
03:50What?
03:53Don't forget my blue stamps!
03:55Okay!
04:06Thanks!
04:07Welcome!
04:08Yuck!
04:15Ugh!
04:15Come on!
04:16Let's give Nanny her groceries!
04:18Good idea, Piggy!
04:20Yeah!
04:22Hello?
04:23Oh, hi, Fanny.
04:25Yes, I'm leaving next week.
04:27Huh?
04:29Nanny's leaving?
04:30Shh!
04:33Oh, I'll probably be gone for about a week.
04:36I really need the vacation.
04:38You think this wonderful?
04:40Nanny's going to take us on a vacation.
04:42Gosh, why didn't she tell us?
04:45She probably wants to keep it our surprise.
04:48Uh-huh.
04:49I still do need someone to look after the kids to while I'm away.
04:52Well, you let me know.
05:00Gee, I guess Nanny doesn't want to take us with her on her vacation.
05:04Oh, she must not love us anymore.
05:08Well, maybe she just won a free vacation and there's only one ticket.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Maybe Nanny won a lifetime supply of socks and has to walk around the world until she gets holes in
05:18them.
05:18Fuzzy?
05:19Sorry.
05:20Oh, great.
05:21By the time Nanny gets back, we'll be all grown up.
05:26Hey, what's everybody so upset about?
05:30Look on the bright side.
05:31With Nanny gone, we can stay up as late as we want.
05:37Isn't red white?
05:39Isn't red white?
05:39I mean, isn't that right?
05:41Right.
05:43Yeah.
05:47Yeah.
05:49Yeah.
05:49And with Nanny gone, we can leave our clothes all over the floor.
05:53Right.
05:54Right.
05:54And we can eat as much as we want of whatever we want.
06:01No, boss.
06:06Yes, sir.
06:08Things are gonna be great without Nanny around.
06:12Just great.
06:13Wait a minute, you guys.
06:15Nanny would never leave us alone.
06:17She what?
06:18No way.
06:19She said she has to get someone to watch over us.
06:22Oh, boy.
06:23A weirdo sitter.
06:25No way, blue brains.
06:26Nanny would never leave us with a weirdo.
06:29Nanny will pick a babysitter that's kind and gentle and pretty just like me.
06:36Hi, kids.
06:37I want to introduce you to your new babysitter.
06:40Wow.
06:41Hello, you little darlings.
06:44Huh?
06:44Bye-bye, kids.
06:46I'm leaving on my vacation now.
06:48You have a nice time while I'm away and be sure to obey the babysitter.
06:52Goodbye, Nanny.
06:53I just love our new babysitter.
06:56Why, thank you, Piggy.
06:58Don't you, Gonto?
07:00Well, uh, now that you mention it, she is kind of cute.
07:05Hello, Piggy-sitter, my sweet.
07:08How about giving Gonzy-Wonzy a little kiss on the nosey-woozy?
07:14No, thank you.
07:15But I don't mind if you kiss your own nose.
07:17Whoa!
07:18The bigger they are, the harder they fall in love.
07:24I'll bet you'd like to hear one of my funny jokes, huh?
07:27No, but I've got a funny joke for you.
07:31What do they throw at bears who tell bad jokes in Italy?
07:34Um, I give up.
07:36What?
07:37Wow!
07:38Tomato pizzas!
07:42I had to ask.
07:44Now that's what I call a babysitter.
07:47Why, this place is a mess.
07:49I want it redecorated and pink in place.
07:52Right now!
07:56Isn't she wonderful, Tommy?
07:59Um, yeah.
08:01I guess so.
08:03That's more like it.
08:04Only you forgot one thing.
08:08Huh?
08:08Huh?
08:09No!
08:10Not that!
08:11Stop it!
08:12Stop!
08:13Let go!
08:14Perfect!
08:15I can see we're going to get along just fine.
08:18Oh, no!
08:23Yes, I'm certain Nanny will pick a perfect babysitter.
08:28Uh, Piggy?
08:29Yes, Gonzo?
08:31You forgot the bowl.
08:32Oh!
08:35There!
08:36Does this mean you finally love me?
08:39What?
08:40Uh...
08:41Whoa!
08:43I guess not.
08:45Gosh, I don't know, Piggy.
08:47What if the babysitter turns out to be grouchy?
08:50Or ugly.
08:51Or smelly.
08:52Or blee!
08:54Smelly!
08:57Or ugly!
08:59And Halloween!
09:02Huh?
09:03Oh, no!
09:04Animal, quick!
09:05Turn off your imagination!
09:07Babysitter!
09:11Yay!
09:14Hello!
09:20Friends!
09:22No, no!
09:23We're not his friends, but we never even met him before!
09:26Huh?
09:30Gonzo, you're making him mad!
09:33Uh, I was only kidding.
09:35Here, have a seat.
09:40Comfortable, huh?
09:41Play patty cake?
09:44Huh?
09:45Patty cake!
09:46Animal, no!
09:48Don't do that!
09:49Patty cake, patty cake!
10:08Yawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw
10:09That's enough, Animal. Let's play another game.
10:14Okay.
10:16Phew.
10:18Play piano. You play.
10:22Rai Rai.
10:24No!
10:25Jack! Spits!
10:29Hey, cut it out, Animal. You're wrecking my piano.
10:33Not to mention our ears.
10:35Sorry.
10:36Boy, if our babysitter is half as bad as that,
10:40we're in big trouble.
10:41We're getting all excited over nothing.
10:43She'll probably be a very nice lady.
10:46What if she's not a lady?
10:48What if she's a man?
10:51What's that?
10:53Aw!
10:54It's only an Imperial Star Destroyer.
10:59Hey!
11:00An Imperial Star Destroyer?
11:03Hey!
11:03You don't think our babysitter's going to be...
11:06Nanny Vader?
11:09Nanny Vader?
11:11Oh, no!
11:23Oh, no!
11:25Nanny Vader's going to be our babysitter for the next million light years.
11:29Yes.
11:31That will give me plenty of time to get to know you.
11:36Please, Nanny Vader.
11:38Don't sell us to Jabba the Slob.
11:40Silence.
11:42I'm sure you are all very well behaved.
11:46But just to make sure...
11:48We're going to take a little trip to the Space Academy...
11:52For some basic training.
11:55What?
11:56Yes.
11:59Now march.
12:09If I am going to be your babysitter...
12:13The first thing you need to know...
12:16Is how to defend yourselves.
12:20Switch on your light sabers.
12:26Watch it!
12:28Watch it!
12:28Careful!
12:30Laser!
12:35Now, I'll show you what a black belt in babysitting can do.
12:41No!
12:42Don't do it!
12:43That's bad!
12:47Vader!
12:50Knock it up, Animal!
12:52Sorry!
12:55Um...
12:55There must be something we can do...
12:58To stop Nanny from leaving us with a babysitter.
13:01Hmm...
13:02I know!
13:03Why don't we give Nanny a vacation right here?
13:05In the nursery?
13:07Sure!
13:08That way she can go around the world without having to leave home.
13:11Gosh!
13:12The nursery doesn't look like such a great vacation place to me!
13:16Yeah!
13:16You can say that again!
13:18Right!
13:19Maybe not!
13:20But we can turn it into one!
13:22And with this!
13:23I remember that picture book!
13:24Around the world in 80 days!
13:27We can take Nanny to all the wonderful places in this book!
13:30Well, what are we waiting for?
13:32Let's do it!
13:34Yeah!
13:35Yeah!
13:37Yeah!
13:38Uh-huh!
13:39Oh, boy!
13:40Nanny!
13:40Nanny!
13:41Nanny!
13:42What's all the excitement?
13:43Come on, Nanny!
13:44We're going on vacation!
13:46We are?
13:47Uh-huh!
13:48Don't forget your plane ticket!
13:54Oh, my kids!
13:56Uh, it looks like you've been busy!
13:58Well, how do you like it?
14:00Why, it's very interesting!
14:04Uh, excuse us a second, Nanny!
14:07What do you think, guys?
14:09This will never work!
14:10Yeah!
14:11Nanny's gonna wanna take a real vacation!
14:14But it's gotta work!
14:18Skeeter's right, old chap!
14:19Nanny's going to insist on a jolly good vacation!
14:22But... but...
14:23Quite right!
14:24Not even Phileas Frog could convince Nanny to stay home!
14:28Who?
14:28Phileas Frog!
14:30That's you!
14:31Oh, yeah!
14:31But if I...
14:32Quite impossible!
14:34Hear, hear!
14:35Hey!
14:35Wait a minute!
14:36Yes, I can!
14:38Oh?
14:38Well, if you're so sure, young Phileas, why don't we make a gentleman's bet?
14:43Well, uh...
14:44Okay!
14:45If Nanny wants another vacation after I take her around the world, I lose!
14:50If she doesn't, I win!
14:52Right!
14:53It's a bet!
14:54Hear, hear!
14:55Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!
15:00Get in the balloon, Nanny!
15:02We're gonna go around the nursery in 80 days!
15:05Uh...
15:06It looks awfully small, Kermit!
15:08Are you sure I can fit?
15:14Sure you can, Nanny!
15:15Yeah!
15:16Get in!
15:17Yeah!
15:17Great!
15:18Yeah!
15:19All right, Elmo!
15:21Cut the line!
15:22Me cut!
15:23Wah, wah, wah, wah, wah!
15:25Wah!
15:25Wah!
15:28Wow!
15:29This is great!
15:30Where are we going first?
15:32We're leaving London and heading for Paris.
15:35Hang on!
15:36Oh!
15:37Yippie Skippy!
15:38I love Paris!
15:40Don't you, Nanny?
15:41Why, uh...
15:42Yes, Piggy.
15:43Look!
15:44There's that famous clock, Big Ben!
15:47I think that's the, uh, Parliament building.
15:53Hey!
15:54What are these?
15:55Don't touch those, Fozzy!
15:57Whoa!
15:59Uh-oh!
15:59Uh-oh!
16:02Now look what you've done!
16:04You ruined Big Ben!
16:06Gosh!
16:06I'm sorry!
16:08Don't worry!
16:09I'll fix it!
16:10Fozzy, where are you going?
16:12Sheesh!
16:14There!
16:15It's all fixed now!
16:17Huh?
16:18Nice, huh?
16:19Wait till you see what happens when it strikes noon!
16:27Stop goofing with the clock, Fozzy!
16:30Yeah!
16:31We gotta keep on schedule!
16:33Wait!
16:34This is beautiful, kids!
16:36I've never taken a balloon ride over the English Channel before!
16:39You haven't seen anything yet!
16:41Yeah!
16:42Yeah!
16:43Watch this!
16:49Up in the air, heading for wear
16:51We don't know!
16:54Oh!
16:55Oh!
16:56Drifting along, singing a song, as we go!
17:00Oh!
17:02Oh!
17:02Waiting to keep the lips and we reach out!
17:07Oh!
17:07Oh!
17:07Oh!
17:08Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:09Oh!
17:10Oh!
17:11Oh!
17:16Oh!
17:25Oh!
17:26In some alright, multimedia!
17:29Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:30All parts 1, that's right!
17:31Oh!
17:33Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:35Oh!
17:36Oh!
17:39Yeah!
17:40Oh!
18:18Hey, we're in Paris.
18:21Oh, isn't it romantic, Kermit?
18:24I mean, curious.
18:26Well, um, I guess.
18:28Hey, what's happening?
18:30We're out of control.
18:32Hey, are you all right, kids?
18:39I think so, Nanny, but our balloon popped.
18:43That's too bad, Kermit.
18:46Gee, without the balloon, how are we going to get around the world?
18:50You'll lose your bet.
18:52No, I won't. We'll use Animal's car.
18:55Hop in, Nanny.
18:56Um, if you insist, Kermit.
19:02Great car, huh?
19:04Are you sure you know how to drive, Phileas?
19:07Buckle your seatbelts and we'll find out.
19:09Oh, boy.
19:10Here we go again.
19:12Whee-hoo!
19:14Phileas, look out!
19:17Whee-hoo!
19:23Whee-hoo!
19:25Whee-hoo!
19:32Whee-hoo!
19:34Whee-hoo!
19:35Whee-hoo!
19:36Whee-hoo!
19:37Whee-hoo!
19:38Whee-hoo!
19:39Whee-hoo!
19:40Whee-hoo-hoo!
19:45Well, here we are, Nanny.
19:47Athens, Greece.
19:48This is wonderful, Phileas.
19:51Athens, Greece?
19:53Is that something like cooking, Grease?
19:55Fuzzie!
19:57Fuzzie!
19:58Whoever made these houses forgot to build the walls.
20:03Those aren't houses, Gonzo.
20:05Those are ruins of ancient buildings.
20:07Ancient buildings? Well, who ruined them?
20:10Probably one of Animal's relatives.
20:14Animal, be careful!
20:18Uh-oh!
20:20Look out!
20:20Whoa!
20:27Be careful, kids.
20:28Nice growing, Animal. You ruined the ruins.
20:32Sorry.
20:33And you ruined the car, too.
20:35We'll never be able to get Nanny around the world now.
20:39Oh, no. She'll leave us for sure.
20:42Buzzy!
20:43Just how are we gonna get across the Sahara Desert without a car?
20:47Easy. We'll use Baja Bikes.
20:56Are you sure Nanny can ride one of these Kermit, uh, failures?
21:01What are we waiting for, kids?
21:03Let's roll!
21:05Come on!
21:11Whoa!
21:13Whoa!
21:15Hey!
21:16Hey!
21:19Hey!
21:20Hey!
21:22Hey!
21:24Hey, hey!
21:27Industry's going to carry the ski.
21:29Hey!
21:32Hey!
21:33Hey!
21:34Hey!
21:41Hey!
21:43Hey!
21:44Hey!
21:47That was fun!
21:49Gee, where did you learn to ride like that, Nanny?
21:56I had a tricycle when I was your age, too, Kermit.
21:59Well, we made it!
22:01Around the nursery in less than 80 days!
22:04Yeah, more like 20 minutes!
22:07Gee, I guess I better get a watch.
22:11Gee, I hope I won the bet.
22:14Didn't you just love that wonderful vacation, Nanny?
22:19I'll bet it was more fun than any old trip you had planned.
22:22Well, wasn't it, Nanny?
22:24Well, um...
22:26And now you won't have to take a vacation and leave us, will you?
22:29Did you make this trip to convince me to stay home?
22:32Uh-huh.
22:34Oh, that's so sweet of you.
22:36I'd never leave you with someone you don't want to be with.
22:40You wouldn't?
22:41Of course not.
22:42But we'll just have to find someone you like.
22:46Yoo-hoo!
22:47Anyone there?
22:49Hey, it's Nanny's sister, Aunt Fanny.
22:52Oh, this will be my day, Nanny!
22:54I just came by to tell you, oh, you're going to love this.
22:57Then it looks like I can babysit for the kids after all.
23:02You're going to be our babysitter?
23:05Yeah!
23:05Oh, boy!
23:07We'll see!
23:08Yippee!
23:09You go off and have a nice long vacation, Nanny.
23:13And don't worry, we'll be fine with Aunt Fanny taking care of us.
23:17Why, thank you, Piggy.
23:19Out of my way, kid!
23:21That freak Fanny is on the move!
23:23Don't let her break through!
23:39The mother babies will be back again next Saturday morning at 6.
23:42But don't go away. Theodore Tugboat and Madeline are next on the Disney Channel.
24:12I hope Nanny is having as nice a vacation as we are. Right, Aunt Fanny?
24:18Right, Peggy.
24:19Um, has anyone seen Animal lately?
24:24Oh, bye-bye.
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